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Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.
So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.21 -
So, in my spare time I run a little helper business that teaches children/teenagers how to program.
Theres a new kid that's been coming for around about a month, and I swear the kid is a programming deity.
He picked programming and more importantly developing remarkably quickly.
Long story short, I paid for him to go to a Hackathon in LA and he now has more business contacts than me.19 -
Was doing some work on a server today and removing loads of stuff.
rm -rf file1
Etc
Etc
Etc
Went into another directory with very important data. Wanted to do ls -la but my fingers went:
rm -rf ./
.
.
*1 milisecond later*
😶
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
CTRL+C
*VIGOROUSLY CHECKS FILES*
Everything still there 😅29 -
"So what got you in to development and programming?"
Me: well. I needed something to new to help with my depression, stress and anger.
"Oh cool. Did it help?"
Me: yes... They're so much stronger now.4 -
A wild Darwin Award nominee appears.
Background: Admins report that a legacy nightly update process isn't working. Ticket actually states problem is obviously in "the codes."
Scene: Meeting with about 20 people to triage the issue (blamestorming)
"Senior" Admin: "update process not working, the file is not present"
Moi: "which file?"
SAdmin: "file that is in ticket, EPN-1003"
Moi: "..." *grumbles, plans murder, opens ticket*
...
Moi: "The config dotfile is missing?"
SAdmin: "Yes, file no there. Can you fix?"
Moi: "Engineers don't have access to the production system. Please share your screen"
SAdmin: "ok"
*time passes, screen appears*
Moi: "ls the configuration dir"
SAdmin: *fails in bash* > ls
*computer prints*
> ls
_.legacyjobrc
Moi: *sees issues, blood pressure rises* "Please run list all long"
SAdmin: *fails in bash, again* > ls ?
Moi: *shakes* "ls -la"
SAdmin: *shonorable mention* > ls -la
*computer prints*
> ls -la
total 1300
drwxrwxrwx- 18 SAdmin {Today} -- _.legacyjobrc
Moi: "Why did you rename the config file?"
SAdmin: "Nothing changed"
Moi: "... are you sure?"
SAdmin: "No, changed nothing."
Moi: "Is the job running as your account for some reason?"
SAdmin: "No, job is root"
Moi: *shares screenshot of previous ls* This suggests your account was likely used to rename the dotfile, did you share your account with anyone?
SAdmin: "No, I rename file because could not see"
Moi: *heavy seething* so, just to make sure I understand, you renamed a dotfile because you couldn't see it in the terminal with ls?
SAdmin: "No, I rename file because it was not visible, now is visible"
Moi: "and then you filed a ticket because the application stopped working after you renamed the configuration file? You didn't think there might be a correlation between those two things?"
SAdmin: "yes, it no work"
Interjecting Director: "How did no one catch this? Why were there no checks, and why is there no user interface to configure this application? When I was writing applications I cared about quality"
Moi: *heavy seething*
IDjit: "Well? Anyone? How are we going to fix this"
Moi: "The administrative team will need to rename the file back to its original name"
IDjit: "can't the engineering team do this?!"
Moi: "We could, but it's corporate policy that we have no access to those environments"
IDjit: "Ok, what caused this issue in the first place? How did it get this way?!"
TFW you think you've hit the bottom of idiocy barrel, and the director says, "hold my mango lassi."25 -
"Welcome to everybody's favorite show: Did It Break!?!"
"Here's our first contestant, Alex Brooklyn!"
* Audience claps *
''Tell us Alex, what command did you use?!"
ls -la
"And did it break production?!"
Not yet..., the website is still up, even checked without cache and on a different network, I haven't had any calls in half an hour and Sentry reports nothing
"Great to hear! On to round 2!"14 -
Website Intro: Hello! I'm here to tell you how my life changed since I learned to build websites and became independent blah blah blah
Me: Cool. One sec.
*scrolls down*
Footer: Proudly powered by WordPress. Get the theme here!
Me: Bruh... No.11 -
> Find cool repo on GitHub
> Works very well
> Respectable weekly downloads
> …Hasn’t been updated in a year
> …Owner from Shanghai, China
> …Hasn’t pushed to any repo in over a year
> Last profile update: Feeling sick 🤒
> …
>😔
> Rest in peace friend, thanks kindly for the time you’ve saved me.16 -
Private chat pops up. (- separator for new message)
Hello
- (1 min)
Can you help me?
- (2-3 mins)
Please it's urgeeeent!!!!!
- (1 min)
Come on you're online, I see the green dot.
- (5 mins)
Ok then I won't be able to work. Will write this down in the ticket.
- (15 mins) - new private chat pops up
Hi, we need to talk.
- (3 mins)
Regarding ticket XY, why aren't you responding? It's really urgent.
- (5 mins)
Please notify me as soon as you're available, it's really important!!!
- (20 mins, new private chat opens)
Hi mate, I think the devs are up to mischief. Said you're not reachable, I'll try to poke them with the stun gun.
- (60 mins, message in the official and only endorsed support room)
@all We broke staging, <Me> never responds and <Team mate who tried to use the stun gun> wasn't helpful either.
We really need this now!!!!!!!
- 30 mins later... la me:
@all I was in a meeting with the stakeholders as we had an priority meeting... What was so important that you not only ignored the rule of not messaging privately and even ignored <team mate>s instructions?
- 5 mins later, answer
no need to be so unfriendly.... We broke staging as we had to test stuff out for next week's sprint review [something which is still 3 days away or sth like that]. We really need to take a look in the team at it and for that we must have staging working now!!!!
- (La me)
If you need it urgent now, you didn't plan ahead. And if you didn't plan ahead, you have to wait for others. The sprint review and all other important days are planned ahead for a reason.
- (Silence)
- (20 mins later, private chat, team lead)
Will you finally fix staging now?
- La me
If it could wait 3 hours now and you / your team ignored all netiquette, it can wait till next day, too. We had this discussion more than once, I don't think I need to explain this further.
(Silence)
All in all, the joys of communication...
Now the fun stuff is when this not only happens with 1 team, but many teams....
Having 35 - 40 private chats and chat window looking like a christmas tree thx to the immeasurable amount of notifications and colors... Yay...
Did I mention that I hate the ego some programmers have -.10 -
Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."
(spoiler: they do)3 -
Pair programming with boss, on my computer...
me: $: ls -la
Boss: "use ls -lah"
me: $: ls -lah
A few moments later...
me: $: ls -la
Boss: "Why don't you use ls -lah?!"
me: "My note, my rules"11 -
Don't cha just love it when you download your "native" desktop application to host a meeting, only to find out its actually a wrapper around a browser?
How did I find out? Well I innocently tried to drag and drop an image to share, only to have the browser open and render that file instead of uploading it, killing the application it was running behind it, closing the meeting for everyone on it ... and not even be able to access a back button to re-open the session.
viva la hybrid!2 -
Procaffeinating--- It pisses me off when the lipstick that I'm wearing alters the taste of the coffee.13
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Ok yeahhh it’s not me.
Just got told I didn’t pass an interview that lasted 15 minutes with him talking about the company and no questions for me.
My interviewers lately have just been unfortunate2 -
Vive la France!
France takes legal action against Apple and Google for their app stores
https://techcrunch.com/2018/03/...
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His last words:
"I'm not a slave of you(boss). I'm a fuckn Developer!"
La-da-da-da-dahh
It's the mfin D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)1 -
Ayy. Finally hit the 1000++ point. Now I can get the shirt that I literally have 5 of irl for my avatar2
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Want a backend in Node? You got it. PhP using the plethora of frameworks available? No problem.
Feeling like a gipsy guitarrist and want to lay it down with Django? Good taste!
In a hurry and need your startup off the ground with React integration in rails? Piece of cake.
Feeling springy and want you some coffee and Java with your app? A la carte.
Wanna pull my leg and force me to do .net? Mm ok if you insist.
You sure you want Perl with that? Ok no problem.
.....but you sit me and my awesome powers of backend mastery and force me to do css and design all week and you literally destroy my soul......this shit is soul crushing I swear.....7 -
import do
import re
import mi
import fa
import sol
import la
import si
You know which one is the real module13 -
Definitely Rust, and a bit Haskell.
Rust has made me much more conscious of data ownership through a program, to the point that any C/C++ function I wrote that takes a pointer nowadays gets a comment on ownership.
I wish it was a bit less pedantic about generics sometimes, which is why I've started working on a "less pedantic rust", where generics are done through multiple dispatch à la Julia, but still monomorphising everything I can. I've only started this week, but I already have a tokenizer and most of the type inference system (an SLD tree) ready. Next up is the borrow checker and parsing the tokenized input to whatever the type inference and borrow checker need to work with, and of course actual code generation...
Haskell is my first FP language, and introduced me to some FP patterns which, turns out, are super useful even with less FP languages. -
Someone commented that they originally looked into Python because he/she liked the way the name sounded (Python sounds cool)
I got one better, I originally researched Ruby because it is Japanese, and I am a filthy otaku15 -
1. There is nothing in this field that is impossible or out of reach for someone with the correct dedication and perseverance. Even if you suck at a particular topic, I highly believe that you can make sense of it through computer science, be it math, biology physics, finances etc. The field opens the doors to other subjects. This is true for everything else, but I seriously believe that Comp Sci makes it more reachable.
2. You cannot make development a quirky personality trait. There is more to life than just sitting around all day fucking with a computer, but at the same time that is how you hone your skills, find balance!
3. Being attractive and or charismatic in this field pays a lot, but also makes you a target.
4. I have never met more people in my life I wanted to punch to a pulp, and I worked in retail and was in the military....that says a lot.
5. Penises, there are way too many penises in this field. I hate being surrounded by dudes and since I grew up in a nail/hair salon I am more used/enjoy female company more.
6. Stuxnet se la come.9 -
I told my mom that Facebook has all of her pictures and information. I asked her if she was okay with that? She replied,
“Que se la metan por el culo!”10 -
My day.
07.25 early ringing of phone.
I'm usually dead asleep till 9 o clock.
Went to bed at 01 o clock.
Something crushed at work, needed to be fixed ASAP.
No coffee. Tired. Stinking peace of garbage
08.45 o clock - super market delivery came earlier than expected, while la me was still trying to communicate necessary steps to resolve the issue.
Forgot to pre pay online.
Still had no coffee, still a piece of stinking shit, still tired.
Took me nearly 20 mins to get my PIN right.
Poor delivery guy had unpleasant call from chef, I needed to deescalate.
Back to work, people angry for me being 20 mins away in midst of chaos.
Me back to fixing stuff.
Done at 09.30.
One of these days where everything you touch becomes a large pile of poop and no matter what you do it's wrong.
Yep. The rest of the day went pretty much as bonkers as it started.
At least no work on weekend.
Yay.1 -
Watching La Casa de Papel
All I could see is that Inspector Raquel Murillo is using the CD wrong...
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I'mma be waay to real with you all here, I'm sad, lonely, and scared that I don't take as many oppertunities to "viva la vida" as I should, and that ultimately I will live an unfufilling life and or die alone.
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Welp. That was fun.
Just had an interview I wasn't even expecting. Basically the company emailed me saying that the role has been filled and as such the interview has been canceled.
And I'm like ok. Thanks for letting me know.
Then at literally the same time someone sent me a skype request asking me if I'm ready.
I get another email saying they're sorry about the inconvenience and hope my front end interview goes well... like. Wtf.
Why didn't they specify which? And why wait so long ffs.
I had two interviews with them. They stood me up on the last one and i emailed and never heard back.
So now I just had the most awkward interview in my life.
I was so rattled I forgot the answer to a simple af question. What's a JavaScript closure.
I wanna cry but it was so bad I wanna laugh3 -
We had a major core router hardware failure in our LA datacenter today and every one of our services has been down since 6am, including all production servers. We have about 15,000 sites down across our entire platform. Our manager came over and told us to just go home because we need to replace the hardware and the process is expected to take all day, and we can't do any work until then because all the production servers are down. So you could say that it's been a pretty easy Friday so far! I'm headed home to play Spider-Man2
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Bring the fun and curiosity back.
School education? Mostly rinse and repeat, learn from heart and do as you are told.
First job? Take these bread crumbs, shit out gold ingots, please.
There are few who had either very kind and gifted teachers / persons in their life or had a strong will / desire to learn by / for themselves - but it's hard to combine fun and curiosity with the - most of the time - very harsh reality and environment we live in.
I'd really wish that it would get back to fun and curiosity and not the endless myriad of bitching, hissing and fighting it usually is.
What I find most tiresome in education is the overflow of information with no value - most content is outdated, wrong, harmful, not precise and especially not helpful.
Thinking about good education I've got very fond memories of hanging out in IRC chats, talking with people who were "ancient" (la me 15-20, them 40 plus ;) ) and not being "shood" away, but rather getting fed by book recommendations, hints, appointments when they had more spare time to explain in private IRC sessions etc.
The atmosphere was always a "we might not have time for it, but we'll try and don't worry if you don't understand it".
When I'm trying to find information today... It's really 90 - 95 % filtering, 4 % try and error, 1 % finding what I need.3 -
*Today*
Me: coding is fun , la la la, nothing can go wrong~~ ♡
*moment later*
Me: ahhhhh my back!! Why was i sitting in that terrible unergonimic position
Moral of the story , practice good seating posture and you wont get muscle knots! ;-;3 -
So I had an interview. Went well. But apparently while they liked me I didn't show passion for development.
Any tips on how to that? Cause like... I like it and all but who really can show passion for working for someone else.
Tips please. Or job opportunities!!!23 -
Sooooo I am not a fanboy. I do have my reservations when it comes to technology and whatever, but I live and let live and normally don't shit on stuff as long as it does not affect me or has any reasonable opportunity to affect others.
But my lead developer does, highly opinionated dude for a lot of shit (he ain't really my lead dev anymore in the sense of him being over me, i actually got promoted to a different department but have to continue working with him) and as such we sometimes go on some huuuuge rants regarding tech. With me, shit is simple man, you tell me you like something and I'll dig it, even if i don't necessarily dig it....i am pretty chill like that...ya dig?
Well the other day he was talking about how tvs like mine were too small for him, mine is a 55 inch, i don't think its small, it doesn't inconvenience me in any way really. But to his royal blindness shit is small.
I mentioned that I watch most of my shit lying down on my ipad pro, to were he starts talking massive amounts of shit about apple.
Now, as a previously hired and annoyed mobile developer, ios has a special place in my heart in which my only complaint about the platform was how xcode would fuck up from time to time. The languages were glorious(Obj C and swift) the cocoa apis were amazing(between ios and mac desktop....oooh la la) and the care that the apple store takes in not letting every other add infested garbage app to play a part in their store, the gloriousness of having your data secured as well as havinf applications compiled into the actual fucking operating system REALLY TOUCHES HOME WITH ME. ITS COOL IF IT AIN'T YOU, I AM TALKING ABOUT ME.
Oh. And ipads are smooth as fuck. This was something that I had to mention when he said that anything that I could do with my 1000+ dllr ipad could be done with his samsung table. Normally, I would be like "cool man" but diz doode insisted on making an android vs ios argument.
He insisted on me trying on his tablet. Boy it was the jankiest, laggiest shit I had laid hands on.......just like any other underpowered Android device. Don't get me wrong, my s9 works fucking amazing, but why in the name of heavens would you make an argument against a tablet whilst simultaneously using a piece of shit that doesn't even work properly? Are people really that delusional in their arguments that they would really be that wrong while still insisting on being right?12 -
La me working on a new chrome extension:
- ok, this page has some hidden divs, I need to tell the extension to make windows scroll to the bottom while there are still elements with a hidden class
- creates a while(1) loop with a condition inside it to break if no elements with hidden class are longer there.
- happy with the code
- uploads the extension
- goes to page
- brings out developer tools
- goes to console
- clicks on extension on chrome
- right clicks the extension and then inspect
- ok here we go: la me click on button inside extension popup
- console shows some logs
- nice it's still looking.
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.
- wait! Why is the page not scrolling ???
- looks at logs, WTF nothing changes in logs .....
- OMMMMG a infinite loop .... infinite loop inside chrome ....
- OMMMMMG my pc's gonna crash .
-stop please stop stop.
- wait! how do I stop this?
- tries CTRL+C ... nothing
- tries CTRL+Z ... nothing ...
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Abort abort Aboooooort.
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.
- Deletes extension from chrome.
-..... loop still running
- clicks on X to close Chrome.....
- not closing O_o
- Oh God, i need to do something before Chrome sucks all the RAM left.
- remembers the savior...
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- Task Manager heeeelp me.
- opens Task manager
- chrome is consuming ~ 2 GB of RAM.
- WTF! Kills chrome.
Thanks for reading my lil adventure 😅5 -
Yeah I get what the intention was but like... why? I feel there are way better ways to do this
(Ps. I've become the pic post guy)
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"The role: You will be designing and building responsive emails on a daily basis using HTML5/ CSS3/JavaScript"
Errrrrrrmmmm...5 -
I love you devRant
I'm heading to bed here pretty quickly, but before I lay down I just wanted to say something.
I've been a long time lurker, but have just recently registered as a member. Whenever I get a chance to, I have the urge to open up devRant and take a scroll through recent posts. You guys are the best, and give me something to chuckle at. It's just really great and refreshing to find a community that is supportive, and full of so many inspiring people. It's like Shangri-La - the hidden community that you always knew existed, but could never find2 -
One of our politicians at the late-night-show
Q: who wrote La Traviata? Giuseppe or Verdi?
A: ummm.. Ammm.. Well.. *confused af*
Q: so do you know it or not?
A: I know it! I know. I know but I won't tell you. *in all the seriousness*
[true story]
somehow reminds me of IT guys who pretend to know everything just to look cool :)3 -
!rant
Ok dev's, im proposing a small movement for windows 10 mobile, if you have used windows 10 mobile personally, you will know it is actually a fantastic operating system that is super snappy and easy to develop for (No i'm not a microsoft fan boy, far from actually).
The only downfall of the OS is the app support, so im proposing devs come together and create quality apps and games for win 10 mobile.
Hopefully this can sort of persuade others into a revolution of sorts (And hopefully change microsofts mind of abandoning it), I personally will support windows 10 mobile for every game I create, within reason.10 -
If only.
Tbh. When I read about ruby and how it was meant to be as close to English as possible a little part of me was hoping for this
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Priscilla Chomba in her TEDx talk "A free and fair internet benefits" said the following:
"We need to actively and collectively ensure that going forward, everyone has access to a free, fair and feminist internet."
How do you make the internet feminist? Call it La Interneta?10 -
First: happy birthday, devRant.
Second: the more I use it, the more I would like to see implemented as a block-chain, a la Steemit -
On my way to Mexico for a fucking birthday party....God i hate going to Mexico..........
I have so much shit to do at home.......8 -
An update on my rant about that interview I had.
They emailed saying they're sorry I didn't pass etc.
My literal response was: wow. Shocker. No shit I didn't pass 😂 -
if i write ls -la in windows cmd one more time and i see the error im throwing my windows computer from an actual window8
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Am I the only one worried with the OS wars lately? Microsoft and Apple trying to gain even more control on everything and Linux remaining at less than 2% on the desktop. People are oblivious to the fact that their personal freedom is at risk, and don't you dare tell me otherwise. Companies knowing what we search or what files we have on our computer, having the ability to control us and force us to follow their rules. We have a choice, and I'm not talking about destroying the economical system a la Mr. Robot, but moving to the Open Source world, not because it's more secure, faster or some such shit, but because it's the only way to ensure freedom on one of the biggest part of our lifes, the digital part. My concerns may be exceeding the normal, and I'll hate it to be right, but I'm afraid that if this goes on, in a few years, we'll understand that we made a big mistake...21
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My project manager decided to go full micromanager today. So members of the team have been emailing our manager and the PMs manager to explain why what he's doing is bad both for our deliverables and our moral1
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Baby all I want for Christmas is Uuuuuuuuu-I design that made sense while being cute.
Late I know. But I just thought of it.1 -
Any other Screeps players here?
for the people running into a "Screeps is not defined":
Screeps is a MMO RTS where you code your "army" to do stuff in Javascript (a la NodeJS).
Code how your harvesters should behave, how your soldiers should behave, how your builders should behave etc. etc.
So far, it is quite a fun game, tho my (Intel Nehalem based) laptop has issues handling it (thanks to a awfully slow GPU...) so it's difficult to play for me at the moment (I'm on holiday, my home PC is a LOT faster).
It costs about 15 euro on steam, and if you're into this stuff, it's well worth it.
Just make sure you finish the tutorial first... I didn't and I regretted it when I bought the game (it's a huge pain in the buttocks to get started if you don't understand the API and such).
Currently just playing on my own localhosted private server to discover how the game works and such, but will be setting up a public server later down the road to play with others.
Tho it would be nice if Screeps would allow for "team-based" gameplay as well so it'll be slightly harder for early players to bully the newer ones.2 -
So this happened a few days ago.
Me: (chilling like a mo'fucka then suddenly an email alert)
*Opens email and realises it's from a recruiter*
Recruiter: We are a venture-based startup out of LA, funded by a top VC. We have developed the first turnkey Serverless Swift platform for app development.
We are looking at expanding our team and we have a few different openings for remote and contract work.
Simply reply to this email with your resume attached.
Me: Thanks for reaching out and presenting me with this opportunity.
I plan on going back to school this January and for that reason I humbly have to bow out.
I will surely keep an eye out for {company_name}. The idea is rather interesting I should say.
*I go back to chilling like a mo'fucka*
*The next day I'm at work, I get an email from the same recruiter again*
Recruiter: Thank you for submitting your resume.
We are expanding our team and are looking for Swift rockstars to join the movement of bringing server-side Swift to the masses.
We were impressed by your resume and wanted to get to know you better. This survey is the first step in that process.
Please take a moment and complete. It should not take longer than 10 minutes.
Me: ...........................
*Calmly walks away from my desk to the bathroom*
WHAT FUCKING RESUME HAVE I SUBMITTED TO YOU? BITCH, MY EMAIL EXPLICITLY SAID: THANKS BUT NO THANKS...
You can't just force an applicant3 -
Only at work can I come back from the breakroom full of cookies and snacks for mymanager to promptly give me a pass to Golds Gym :V she is telling me that I is fat I guess :V
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Ooh. Here's a "deep" one.
For the self thought/online learners, at what point did you consider yourself an "actual" developer and felt ready to go out and apply for jobs and stuff?
And what challenges/reactions did you face?3 -
Read online some time ago that "Rust libraries that have not been updated in a bit are not abandoned, they are practically done"
And I find that beautiful, but because I am more commonly associated with rapid breaking bs a-la JS (among other languages) then I do not know if this makes me anxious or paranoid.15 -
(Saturday morning)
Me: I've never been so long without exercising (since before this, my first winter), I should get in shape now that this God forsaken weather is finally reaching livable levels.
(some time later at the gym)
Also me: You've always been in good shape, why stop with just chest, let's do some arms and shoulders.
(48 hours later, Monday morning)
I had to turn my whole torso to look if any car was coming while walking to the library, moved like terminator because of the massive neck muscle pain, suffered through the pain of setting up all my study material to the realize (just now) I can't even fucking look down to my notebook... Can I be more stupid? -
When you're on GitHub *Free* and your account gets disabled cuz they're unable to charge your card..
Well. I've postponed switching to GitLab long enough.
c'est la vie.. i guess.4 -
Stackoverflow has got its userfriendliness problems and all, but I still like that whenever I find a question that I have too, that the answer I'm looking for is probably at the top of the answers. If not, I navigate away immediately.
On the other hand, if I find a question on github, there's so much pollution and scrolling that it takes a lot of time to assess whether the answer is there at all.
Also I feel like github is being used à la Stackoverflow more and more, Q&A rather than repo, but I am against this movement! -
Anyone else like... REALLY bad at algorithms and logic stuff?
I just hate them so much.
Tell me to build something and gg done. But all these tests for jobs freak me out.
Like. It probably ends up being something simple and when it's explained I know what to do but at first I just instantly shut down and can't think.5 -
Just needing to vent a bit...
We start off with classic asp.net & Xamarin. K.
Then we run into the shitshow that's lackluster documentation and heavy push for asp.net core.
Whatever, will just handroll things.
K. Azure is quickly turning expensive..
Well let's find alternatives.
Yeah, no Linux ain't gonna work.
Wanna shell out for a windows server? Nah.
K. Well, let's rewrite in asp.net core then.
Nginx proxy passthrough to kestrel. Ez.
Now.. wtf is the deal with mssql behaving like a turd on Linux?
Oh now some security jibber about telemetry and adding Microsoft keys to root.
Whatever. I can do PHP & MariaDB then.
1001 things wrong about Xamarin now.
Mostly performance related.
Especially cuz custom renderers for everything.
& Abused onPropertyChanged.
Uh la la, look at that sexy thing called react native.
Hippytyhop new tool for the job.
Ugh wee, what's this ? Customer impatient & deadline for months worth in Xamarin => 1 week.
Whelp I be fudge..6 -
I keep posting that I need job and I appreciate the feedback but I feel just saying that makes it seem like I'm not trying.
Like. I legit don't know. Could it be my cv that's a dud? Thinking of paying a resume writing thing
Cause I'm actually trying hard af to learn new stuff as well keep doing what I'm good at.
I got one interview in a year and even then they didn't gimme the chance to show tech side. It's soo tilting.
I'm actually competent though inexperienced I think.
Any advice or questions please. I legit need to sort this out this year. Like its very important that I do.
Help.13 -
Err. I'm working on something this is a stupid question. But is there a way to save data and stuff without having to go into back end?
If not or if there is. What should I look into/learn to get it done without having to go too deep6 -
Sighhhhhh.
SIGHHHHHH.
been looking for days now and can’t still figure out how to sort with redux.
Can someone just teach me this? I’m starting to feel “special”35 -
How do people make clones without tutorials!? 😭😭
I'm tryna clone bleacher report but have no clue where to start cause they're no guides anywhere2 -
Boss:"I need you to help your colleague finish up this java project, but you still have to meet your deadline on web app you're working on and we have an ecommerce website that needs to enter first phase next week".
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There is no Go devDuck, and it makes me sad :(
I want my Go devDuck!
Stop the oppression of Go!
Viva la Google!4 -
I have friends married to girls from the Philipines. If there are some people from said country in here, would you mind telling me why their FB names, instagram names or whatever are things like:
"Cee La SomeShit still Trying <white dude surname>"
"Beauty Hope LoveThisSwag <whatever last name>"
"Leyla StillHaveDabooty <white surname>"
Like wtf, just put your fucking name, shit sounds SO fucking trashy4 -
gsus christ, do you HAVE to break it every Fucking TIME???? Wtf's wrong with you???? Cocky motherfucker "ooh la la la, I'ma break it today cuz I've nothing to do but renaming hi hi hi hi"
Fucking OCD motherfucker go jackoff and GTFO of here2 -
4am writing an assignment about the ethics of anonymity tools (TOR, VPNs, brown bags to put on your head)
I love the subject – I picked it – but these written assignments for peripheral classes are the most soul sucking part of studying software engineering2 -
I'm doing a new strike technique called sneaky strike.
I'm not doing shit. Not even telling my boss I'm on strike.
Nobody tells him.
C'EST LA LUTTEUH FINALEEEU9 -
Me: fuck man there are a shitload of ants crawling around my monitor wtf I don't even know where they are coming from.
Lead: *from his desk at the other side*: they are coming from the other side.
Hijoeputa que me vienes jodiendo la madre otra vez COÑO pero si como jodes COÑOOOOOOOOOO whshaisiwjsiwhwisidh dhdj#&#&@^#^@^#2 -
Guys. please help.
I’m trying to build something with multiple crud pages using and angular and rails.
For some reason when I attempt to go one of the routes it fails and goes straight to the backup(otherwise).
It’s the patients/new route that isn’t working. Everything else seems fine so I’m not sure what else to add to the question. I’ve tried changing things around to narrow down the problem and I’m almost convinced it’s from the routes. The button works fine when I link to other pages.
fml. I’ve been up for too long. I can link to the Stack overflow question WHICH NO ONE WANTS TO ANSWER if you need an idea,
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I have two job interviews tomorrow. One is a start up and the other is a large company. Not ideal to have two interviews on one day, since how will I explain to my boss that I will be out half the day for job interviews? But I have to, since I’m going to LA for thanksgiving on Saturday.
Does anyone have any tips? I’m very confident in my skills. But there is always some great advice!1 -
The hotel I'm staying at only has mini toilet paper that I have had to call for an embarrassing number of times yet they're tryna judge me for wanting pasta at 3 am???
Like, we've passed that stage. I feel no shame anymore!! -
It's bad enough that Facebook videos in my country have ads but some cunt actually had the genius idea to make the tagline for their ad "Un-skippable quality"
Not sure I can even be mad at how trolly that is 😭😂3 -
Not a new friend. But it made a dick I know be an even better closer dick.
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@soulskrix love you really2 -
*updates LinkedIn with new jobs*
*Wakes up to invites and messages from recruiters who wasted my time then disappeared*
*Some from people who I didn't even removed me*
Oh my. Whatever will I do in this situation? 😈 -
Debating whether to be the guy that posts deep slash depressing shit on here. Or let my other personality of a meme Lord handle my devRant3
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Can someone-not me- make a way to go lower than the lowest brightness setting on my phone?
Thanks.
From me and my shut in photophobic eyes5 -
I had the strangest occurrence today.
Client lost priv key to some ec2 instance.
Sure, I detached the volume, and attached to another instance to go and add a new key to ./ssh/authorized_keys.
Sure thing, I mounted the partition successfully, and then shit happened.
Say I mounted to /mnt/old
It would mount without issue but...
ls -la .
(With /mnt/old as current directory) Would show nothing, as if the directory was empty. df showed it wasn't the case.5 -
Spent all day yesterday making an iMovie trailer as a pitch to try to encourage a company to hire me because their application page said cover letters were 1990s and you should do something different. And then I couldn’t just attach the thing to the application, so I ended up writing a cover letter and adding a “TLDR, a la movie trailer” and a link to the YouTube video. Let it not be said I didnae put effort into job searching.1
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Hello council of elders.. or should I say "console"? Heh? Heh? I've been up for a long time sorry.
Anyway. I've started learning framework stuff. Angular right now. Been long overdue tbh. And I found a free course on udemy and followed it. It's cool and everything but I gotta ask...
Why can't I just use vanilla js and everything from scratch? I'm not sure if its the course I'm using (I'd appreciate more resources. Thanks) but I feel like it's a lot of effort. Is there something I'm missing or haven't learned yet?
It might sound stupid please let me know why it's better to use that than regular methods. Apparently it's meant to make stuff easier but I feel like it's just a lot linking files and making various things in different places.
Also. Other stupid question which might just be cause of the course but like... Is it mostly just for manipulating json??
Thanks. More questions to come soon!!3 -
Mate asked me if Electron.js la good to build a desktop app. I suggested to write backend Api and so on in java and front-end in js using Angular or React.
What are your opinion about electron.js?9 -
er guys... I don’t think i can code anymore.
I was unable to do anything for like 2 weeks while i was away and it’s been a month since i got back and like... I’m blanking out big time. I sit and stare at my computer and everything but there is like 0 motivation/interest. I’m fairly new to it tbh so i thought this is was a good time to try new languages but still no.
Any ideas or advice please? It’s like come weird ass code block.3 -
I think what's keeping me going right now is discovering devs love rubber ducks so I can finally give into my secret addiction2
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a camp / meet up. walking around (lost) in downtown LA. stopping at every bar we found for a pint.
walked for probably 2 miles before we realized we were going the wrong way.6 -
Ayy. It's time. Someone wants to hire me to make a site for them...
How much do I charge? 😭. They also said they want it as an exclusive design that I can't do for anyone else. It's one of my first proper ones so its basically my baby
But yeah. How much is appropriate?
Do bare in mind that I'm broke af 😂. Suggestions in GBP please6 -
I feel like I may be done with dev... the imposter syndrome has been hitting hard lately. I really want to get into Natural Language Processing, I'm currently looking at skip-gram parsing a dictionary using Word2Vec, then I came across a paper called dic2vec which looks promising.. half the time, I just think I'm barking up the wrong tree, or that it's been done before. Most times I conclude that I have nothing new to offer and there's gotta be half a thousand people like me, striving in the same space. Possibly failing. Don't get me wrong, the state of consumer software at the moment NECESSITATES my involvement (I'm looking at you (epic games, windows) , every which way I look at it. I just don't know where or how to get going. Viva la revolution. A toast, to shitty software and exceptionally low moral *klink*6
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Trying to write a program a la `man` in ncurses and just, is this hell?
I just want a floating header, a scrollable main body that reads from a file, and a command line footer, why is that so difficult? I finally got it to handle resizing terminals but now I need to try to compile it for windows, which does have unofficial ports of ncurses, but I have no idea how to use them.
Should I just restrict the windows version to a non-interactive command instead of a TUI like I want? -
Here's a question that I still don't know how to respond.
What's the expected salary of a front end developer?
In euros please.6 -
Hey so I have to make something using both angular and rails and I wanna ask. After I manage to get angular running on rails, do I just proceed to build what I wanted on angular normally? Or is there a special way I have to do.
I'm learning to build something but I can't find specific guides on how to combine those to do so.
So I've found how to make it without rails. And how to link angular and rails. My plan is to learn both seperately then add. Will that work?
Sorry. My words are muddled. I'm just so tired.2 -
Mansplaining stories are my favorite thing on the internet right now tbh
Anyone got any good ones?7 -
I know it doesn't really apply because we have widescreen monitors now, but regardless, I hate seeing code that runs the width of the screen, I'd much rather have more lines than more columns. Viva la vertical!5
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Estoy tratando de construir un sistema que pueda traducir entre una lengua Maya y el español, diccionarios disponibles están en formatos totalmente ilegibles y me encuentro con la dificultad de separar los dos idiomas en forma automática15
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Co-worker (in another department) has a friend in LA that hired someone in another country to build them an exact replica of another company's site. The developer is having trouble and he wants me to get on the phone with them for "just 5-10 minutes" to help them.
So- you refuse to support local business and freelancers to save money, then expect me to help you for free when they can't deliver. Got it.1 -
Does anybody know any good software engineering companies to work for around LA? I'm looking for an entry level software engineering position. Full stack would be ideal, but at this point I just want to get my foot in the door with a good company where I can learn a lot. Maybe even a company that knows how to have fun too (if that's not too much to ask hehe 😅).3
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Got a job test today and I’m already almost done.
All that’s left are two features and I don’t know how to do them and I just wanna cry and all my momentum has gone to waste4 -
!rant
Anyone else wonder how they got into the kind of the coding they're in?
Like, I wanted to make plugins for music software and DAWs and now I do front end web...
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One time while enjoying the Halloween festivities I was kidnapped.
What happened was this, in my brilliant genuine way of thinking, put on a Stormtrooper costume and stood outside the front door like a model statuesque persona to frighten the living daylights out of the trick or treat gremlins, Doing such an amazing job as usual, pretending in my head that I was invisible for about an hour scaring the life out of everyone when for brief moments to break character.
Along came a car, it backed up to the ground I fought hard to gain that night, as a problem solving professional I remained silent and still as two assailants proceeded to place me into the back seat of their car.
Now ladies look away. When they were discussing what I was worth they actually didn't expect me to sit up in the back seat and say "donde esta la biblioteca". I was wearing a Deadpool outfit under my Stormtrooper uniform the whole time and I got to beat up some bad guys, so this is a really nice fuzzy carebare story with a happy ending.1 -
ni'o lei temci cu flecu pe'a .i la .varik. cu jdika le ka lo nu ce'u fanva fi le glibau fo la .lojban. cu zmadu lo nu ce'u glibau ciska je ba'e nai cu fanva fo la .lojban. kei le ka ce'u xi re frili ce'u
.i le su'o prenu cu xusra ko'a goi le du'u to'e frili fa lo nu jimpe fi lo selci'a be la .varik. be'o poi xe fanva fo la .lojban. .i ku'i la .varik. cu toltu'i fi ko'a
Time "flows". The extent of that (the extent of that (VARIK finds that translating from Lojban and to English is easy) is greater than the extent of that (VARIK finds that writing English stuff and not translating is easy)) increases.
Some prenu assert that difficult is that reads VARIK's writing which is translated from Lojban and to English. But VARIK disagrees.3 -
A hyperrealistic military/civilian simulator a la ArmA. Simulating continents, accurate sounds etc. with a easy to use editor for scenarios.
Massive Multiplayer Sessions with hundreds of players while maintaining great performance.
And all of this with the best physics engine you have ever seen 😅2 -
I cant believe there's still retards out there still brainwashed thinking spreading shit in the air everytime you need to go somewhere isn't gonna do shit on the grand scale of things. I'ts not a complicated idea. Vroom vroom make air thicker, make things hotter, more fire and more heatwave. Seems pretty intuitive to me, it's usually two degrees more in city centers than in the countryside.
But the edgy retards read stupid nazi shit from the internet and they think it's biz as usual. LA burned, valencia burned, when your city will, will u finally get it?49 -
Just for fun, so if you don't like fun, or humor, stop reading.
Someone in a thread once suggested toppling KFC (a joke of course)
But really, think about it, topple KFC? Why? Everyone knows Chick-fil-A or Wendy's will replace them one day anyway.
Join the "fresh never frozen" rebellion today.
The colonel is some fucking confederate-type anyway.
Clearly KFC appears to be part of the giant commie pinko modern slave state.
If they were real homies they'd sell grape drink.
But do they?
No.
Because it's all about them profits.
They want to be Master.
What's next we're all gonna be forced to wear chicken suits and stand in line begging for tendies while praising a giant golden idol of colonel Sanders like some 2021 throwback to an Aztec god?
Probably Human sacrifices after that. It's an old ritual. When civilizations (we live in a society) run out of meat what do they eat?
Soylent green is people.
Finger licking good.
Praise Sanders. (And please don't sacrifice me next Mr. Sanders! Ill work harder at this writing thing I swear!)6 -
A FuckFace guy today did this
FuckFace and I both hate Apple
FuckFace hates Apple blindly and hates everything related to Apple and can't even justify shit
I hate Apple for their stupid decisions
Then we meet a guy who is a friend of our boss I started to tell him how I don't like apple and I leave the conversation
FuckFace enters the conversation stupidly makes some fucking stupid comments make the other guy angry and now our boss is telling us shit about how we should not do this and not do fucking that
I had nothing to do with this shit I am gonna stab FuckFace tomorrow
So in our CS community specially from where I come from ($ecurity) people, we have long debate about how Linux is superior from those Mac and other Apple line ups
I mean I use Linux everyday as my primary OS for CTF for coding and basically everything.
But can we fucking for once acknowledge that Mac people have better UI than us?
Like go to the gnome theme store for god sake we have fucking top 10 filled with various kinds of flavors of apple UI from icons of la capitaine to mc cruise gtk3 themes
But still people blindly hate everything about apple
I mean I hate their overpriced ass and other stuff too but the UI IS SAUCE
Linux peeps no hate though
Apple peeps you guys are going to tangle in your dongle's one day 😊9 -
Feature not a bug...
My work laptop has started rebooting almost every night.
It's not clear why, but I sort of think of it as a feature now.
I have an ultra-wide monitor, plus another wide next to that one, and a bunch of virtual desktops.
I often think "ok everything is where it is that's good" but coming in reality with a bazillion things open across all the desktops and screens sometimes when I come back the next day ... it's actually just a lot of mess / overhead to pick up where I was.
Sometimes I think we introduce a lot of complexity to solve a problem and ... actually it's just more complexity if you're not already 8 layers deep.5 -
Christmas greetings from ol' Athlon
Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa
With a source code of many "if's" on
Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa
When the runtime errors are ringing
Fa-la-laa, la-la-laa, laa, laa, laa
I cheer up my mood with singing
Fa-la-la-la-laa, la-laa, laa, laa1 -
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Lafayette Superior Construction Company provides expert construction services to the Lafayette, LA community. From commercial construction to residential projects, renovations, and custom homebuilding, we are dedicated to delivering exceptional results. Our team ensures each project is managed carefully, from design through completion, with attention to detail and quality craftsmanship at every step. We are committed to providing not just buildings but spaces that enhance the lives of their owners.
With years of experience, our team handles the intricacies of every project efficiently, offering comprehensive project management that keeps everything running smoothly. Whether you’re building a new home, expanding your business, or renovating an existing property, Lafayette Superior Construction Company has the expertise to meet your needs. By choosing us, you can expect timely, professional service and the peace of mind that comes with knowing your project is in trusted hands.
Lafayette Superior Construction Company
305 Decatur Ln, Lafayette, LA 70503
Phone: 337-357-5027
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At Lafayette LA Tree Service Pros, we understand that maintaining the health and aesthetics of your trees is crucial for both safety and curb appeal. Our tree trimming services help to promote healthy growth by removing dead or overgrown branches, which can prevent disease and pests from spreading. Proper trimming also enhances the visual appeal of your property, making it look well-maintained and inviting. When it comes to tree removal, we ensure that hazardous or diseased trees are safely and efficiently removed to prevent potential damage to your home or landscape.
Stump removal is another essential service we provide to improve the functionality and aesthetics of your outdoor space. Leftover stumps from previous tree removals can be unsightly and potentially dangerous, as they pose tripping hazards and can attract pests. Our team is skilled in both tree pruning and stump removal, ensuring that your yard remains both safe and beautiful. By choosing Lafayette LA Tree Service Pros, you're investing in the long-term health of your trees and the overall value of your property.
Lafayette LA Tree Service Pros
305 Beverly Dr, Lafayette, LA 70503
Phone: 337-242-3260
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Nettoyage Toiture à Rueil-Malmaison – LAURENT COUVERTURE | Showroom, Espace Conseil
Votre toiture a besoin d'un nettoyage toiture à Rueil-Malmaison ? LAURENT COUVERTURE est l'expert qu'il vous faut pour redonner de l’éclat à votre toit et garantir sa longévité. Le nettoyage régulier de la toiture est essentiel pour préserver son étanchéité et sa performance, tout en évitant des réparations coûteuses à long terme.
Nos Services de Nettoyage Toiture
Le nettoyage toiture est une opération indispensable pour préserver l'intégrité de votre toit et améliorer son aspect esthétique. Chez LAURENT COUVERTURE, nous proposons une gamme complète de services pour nettoyer et entretenir votre toiture :
Démoussage de toiture : Nous éliminons les mousses, lichens et algues qui s’accumulent sur votre toit et peuvent l'endommager.
Nettoyage des tuiles, ardoises et autres matériaux de couverture : Nous utilisons des méthodes adaptées pour chaque type de toiture afin de garantir un nettoyage en profondeur sans abîmer les matériaux.
Traitement anti-mousse et protection : Nous appliquons des traitements spécifiques pour prévenir la réapparition des mousses et prolonger la durée de vie de votre toiture.
Nettoyage des gouttières et systèmes de drainage : Nous veillons à ce que vos gouttières soient dégagées et fonctionnelles pour éviter les risques d’infiltration d’eau.
Nos experts réalisent le nettoyage de votre toiture avec soin et précision, en respectant les normes de sécurité et en utilisant des produits écologiques et efficaces.
Pourquoi Choisir LAURENT COUVERTURE pour Votre Nettoyage Toiture ?
Voici plusieurs raisons pour lesquelles vous devriez faire appel à LAURENT COUVERTURE pour le nettoyage toiture à Rueil-Malmaison :
Expertise reconnue : Nos couvreurs qualifiés disposent d'une grande expérience dans le nettoyage et l'entretien de toitures, qu'elles soient en tuiles, ardoises ou autres matériaux.
Respect des matériaux : Nous utilisons des techniques de nettoyage adaptées pour chaque type de couverture, sans abîmer vos matériaux de toiture.
Traitements préventifs : Nous appliquons des solutions anti-mousse et de protection pour éviter la prolifération des végétaux et préserver l'esthétique et l'intégrité de votre toit.
Devis gratuit et transparent : Nous vous proposons un devis détaillé avant chaque intervention, vous garantissant ainsi une totale transparence sur les coûts.
Showroom et Espace Conseil pour l'Entretien de Votre Toiture
Chez LAURENT COUVERTURE, nous vous accueillons dans notre showroom à Rueil-Malmaison, où vous pourrez découvrir des solutions de nettoyage et d'entretien pour votre toiture. Notre espace conseil est à votre disposition pour vous fournir des informations sur l’entretien régulier de votre toit et pour répondre à toutes vos questions.
Contactez-Nous pour le Nettoyage de Votre Toiture
Si vous avez besoin d'un nettoyage toiture à Rueil-Malmaison, LAURENT COUVERTURE est là pour vous. N'hésitez pas à nous contacter au +33 1 47 51 77 97 ou à venir nous rencontrer directement à notre showroom situé au 121 Avenue du 18 Juin 1940, 92500 Rueil-Malmaison. Nous serons heureux de vous fournir un devis gratuit et détaillé pour l'entretien de votre toiture.
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Emicom : Des Solutions d'Énergie Renouvelable Innovantes pour le Mali
Dans un contexte où les besoins en énergie augmentent rapidement au Mali, Emicom se positionne comme un leader dans le domaine des solutions d’énergie renouvelable au Mali. Située au District de Bamako, notre entreprise s'engage à fournir des solutions énergétiques durables et adaptées aux besoins de nos clients, en mettant l'accent sur l'énergie solaire et ses applications.
L'Énergie Renouvelable : Une Solution pour l'Avenir du Mali
Le Mali, comme de nombreux pays africains, fait face à des défis majeurs en matière d'accès à l'électricité, particulièrement dans les zones rurales. Cependant, avec un ensoleillement abondant tout au long de l'année, le pays possède un potentiel énorme pour exploiter l'énergie solaire. Emicom propose des solutions d’énergie renouvelable au Mali qui non seulement permettent de réduire la dépendance aux énergies fossiles, mais offrent également une alternative durable pour répondre aux besoins énergétiques des particuliers et des entreprises.
L'Entreprise Solaire à Bamako : Un Acteur Clé dans la Transition Énergétique
En tant qu'entreprise solaire à Bamako, Emicom offre des services complets dans le domaine des énergies renouvelables. Nous fournissons des systèmes photovoltaïques hors réseau, qui sont idéaux pour les zones où l’accès au réseau électrique est limité ou inexistant. Ces systèmes, qu'ils soient destinés à des usages domestiques ou industriels, permettent de produire de l'électricité de manière autonome, fiable et écologique.
Notre expertise inclut l’étude, la conception, l'installation, et la maintenance de systèmes photovoltaïques hors réseau. Grâce à notre équipe qualifiée, nous garantissons que chaque installation est optimisée pour offrir une performance maximale, tout en répondant aux spécificités locales du climat et des besoins énergétiques.
Pourquoi Choisir Emicom pour vos Solutions d'Énergie Renouvelable ?
Expertise locale : Nous avons une connaissance approfondie des besoins énergétiques du Mali et des défis auxquels nous faisons face. Cela nous permet de proposer des solutions parfaitement adaptées.
Technologie de pointe : Nous installons des panneaux solaires et des équipements de haute qualité, conçus pour garantir des performances optimales même dans les conditions les plus exigeantes.
Solutions personnalisées : Chaque projet est unique. Nous travaillons en étroite collaboration avec nos clients pour concevoir des solutions énergétiques sur mesure, en fonction de leurs besoins spécifiques.
Engagement écologique : En choisissant l’énergie solaire, vous contribuez à la réduction de l’empreinte carbone et à la préservation de l’environnement pour les générations futures.
Notre Engagement pour le Futur
Chez Emicom, nous croyons fermement que l'avenir énergétique du Mali passe par des solutions renouvelables et durables. C’est pourquoi nous nous engageons à fournir des systèmes solaires fiables et efficaces, qui favorisent l’autosuffisance énergétique et réduisent les coûts à long terme.
Contactez-Nous
Vous recherchez une entreprise solaire à Bamako pour un projet d’installation de systèmes photovoltaïques hors réseau ? Emicom est là pour vous accompagner dans la transition énergétique. Pour plus d’informations sur nos services et obtenir un devis personnalisé, contactez-nous au +22384639528.
Emicom, votre partenaire pour des solutions d’énergie renouvelable au Mali.
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Matsudaz Sushi & Wok : Le Restaurant Sushi de Référence à Mohammédia, à Proximité de Casablanca
Si vous êtes à la recherche d’un restaurant sushi à Casablanca ou à Mohammédia, ne cherchez plus ! Matsudaz Sushi & Wok vous offre une expérience culinaire unique, alliant l’authenticité des sushis japonais et la fraîcheur des produits asiatiques. Situé à Mohammédia, à quelques minutes de Casablanca, notre restaurant est un véritable incontournable pour tous les amateurs de sushis de qualité.
Sushi à Casablanca : Un Voyage Culinaire Japonais à Mohammédia
Bien que nous soyons basés à Mohammédia, Matsudaz Sushi & Wok attire de nombreux clients de Casablanca et de ses environs grâce à la qualité exceptionnelle de nos sushis. Notre restaurant sushi à Casablanca est à seulement quelques kilomètres, ce qui permet à ceux qui souhaitent déguster des sushis frais et savoureux de venir facilement. Que vous soyez de Casablanca ou de Mohammédia, nous vous garantissons une expérience culinaire mémorable.
Notre chef sushi maîtrise les techniques traditionnelles japonaises pour préparer une gamme de sushis, de makis, de nigiris et de sashimis savoureux, en utilisant des ingrédients frais et de haute qualité. Que vous préfériez les sushis classiques ou des créations plus innovantes, chaque plat est préparé avec soin et passion.
Sushi à Mohammédia : Un Restaurant Japonais Authentique
Chez Matsudaz Sushi & Wok, nous avons à cœur de vous offrir une expérience authentique de la cuisine japonaise à Mohammédia. Nos sushis sont réalisés à la commande avec des poissons frais, des algues de qualité et d’autres ingrédients soigneusement sélectionnés pour garantir une fraîcheur et une saveur exceptionnelles. Chaque plat est préparé avec une attention particulière, de l’esthétique à la présentation, afin que chaque bouchée soit un plaisir.
Notre restaurant sushi à Mohammédia est l'endroit idéal pour découvrir des plats japonais authentiques, dans une ambiance conviviale et chaleureuse. Vous pouvez y déguster vos sushis sur place ou opter pour un service de livraison de sushis à domicile, directement dans le confort de votre maison ou bureau.
Le Meilleur Restaurant à Mohammédia : Matsudaz Sushi & Wok
En plus d’être le meilleur restaurant sushi à Mohammédia, Matsudaz Sushi & Wok est aussi un restaurant asiatique qui propose une large variété de plats savoureux. Nous offrons également des spécialités asiatiques comme les woks sautés, les nouilles et les soups qui complètent parfaitement notre menu de sushis. Que vous soyez un amateur de sushis ou de plats cuisinés au wok, vous trouverez des options pour satisfaire toutes vos envies culinaires.
Notre restaurant à Mohammédia se distingue non seulement par la qualité de ses plats, mais aussi par son service exceptionnel et son ambiance chaleureuse. De plus, grâce à notre emplacement stratégique au Bd Mohamed Zerktouni, nous sommes facilement accessibles pour tous ceux qui viennent de Casablanca ou des environs.
Pourquoi Choisir Matsudaz Sushi & Wok à Mohammédia ?
Cuisine authentique et savoureuse : Des sushis frais, préparés selon les traditions japonaises, ainsi que des plats asiatiques variés, préparés au wok.
Un service de qualité : Accueil chaleureux, ambiance agréable et service rapide.
Accessibilité : Situé à Mohammédia, à proximité de Casablanca, pour les gourmets en quête de sushis de qualité.
Livraison rapide : Profitez de notre service de livraison de sushis et autres plats à Mohammédia et Casablanca.
Contactez-nous
Si vous êtes à la recherche du meilleur restaurant à Mohammédia, ou si vous souhaitez déguster des sushis frais à Casablanca, Matsudaz Sushi & Wok est l’endroit qu’il vous faut. Pour plus d’informations, passer une commande ou réserver une table, contactez-nous au +212523323538. Vous pouvez également nous rendre visite directement au Bd Mohamed Zerktouni, Mohammédia, et nous serons ravis de vous faire découvrir nos sushis et autres spécialités asiatiques.
Matsudaz Sushi & Wok : Le restaurant sushi incontournable à Mohammédia, à quelques minutes de Casablanca !
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Karimar Market: Magazen Manje Pre Mwen ak Supermercado nan Chambersburg, PA
Si w'ap chèche magazen manje pre ou nan Chambersburg, PA, Karimar Market se pi bon chwa ou. Nou ofri yon gran varyete pwodui fre, manje tradisyonèl, ak lòt pwodwi esansyèl ki satisfè bezwen fanmi ou. Karimar Market se yon supermercado ki ofri yon eksperyans acha fasil, pratik, epi konvenyan pou tout moun ki ap chèche pwodwi de kalite nan zòn nan.
Karimar Market: Magazen Manje Pre Mwen
Karimar Market se yon magazen manje pre mwen kote ou ka jwenn tout sa ou bezwen, kèlkeswa sa ou bezwen pou manje chak jou oswa pou resepsyon espesyal. Soti nan fwi fre, legim, vyann, ak pwodui manje, nou gen tout sa ou bezwen pou kwit manje sante ak gou. Nou ofri tou anpil pwodwi tradisyonèl ki soti nan kominote Latina, tankou pwodui Meksiken ak Karayibeyen.
Nou konprann ke lè w'ap chèche manje, li enpòtan pou w' jwenn pwodwi fre ak bon kalite san ou pa bezwen vwayaje lwen. Karimar Market ap ofri ou yon eksperyans komodite ki sezi nan achte pwodui fre san efò.
Supermercado nan Chambersburg, PA
Karimar Market se yon supermercado nan Chambersburg, PA, ki ofri yon gran seleksyon pwodui alimanter ak lòt bagay ou ka bezwen nan kay la. Nou gen tout bagay soti nan pwodui fre tankou fwi ak legim, vyann, ak pwodui boulanjri, rive nan pwodui ak bwason tradisyonèl nan kominote Latina.
Nan Karimar Market, ou ka fè tout achte ou nan yon sèl vizit. Nou ofri pwodui ki sòti nan diferan peyi, ki pèmèt ou gen yon eksperyans manje divès e gen aksè a pwodui otantik yo. Nou ofri tou pwodui pou satisfè bezwen dyetetik ak sante, tankou opsyon san gluten, manje natirèl, ak anpil lòt pwodwi espesyal.
Poukisa Chwazi Karimar Market kòm Magazen Manje ou ak Supermercado?
Pwodui Fre ak Bon Kalite: Karimar Market ofri fwi, legim, ak lòt manje fre ki asire yon gou eksepsyonèl pou chak plat.
Varyete Pwodui: Nou ofri yon gran varyete pwodwi, soti nan manje chak jou pou ale nan pwodwi espesyal ki soti nan Latèn Amerik, espesyalman Meksik ak Karayib.
Aksè fasil ak Konvenyan: Ak yon kote fasil pou jwenn nan Chambersburg, Karimar Market se magazen manje pre ou pou fè tout achte ou fasil.
Sèvis Kliyan Ekselan: Nou ofri yon eksperyans ki baze sou sèvis kliyan san parèy, ak yon ekip ki la pou ede ou jwenn tout sa ou bezwen.
Vizite Karimar Market Jodi a!
Si w'ap chèche yon magazen manje pre ou oswa yon supermercado nan Chambersburg, PA, Karimar Market se pi bon chwa ou. Nou ap tann ou nan 264 S 3rd St, Chambersburg, PA 17201, kote ou ka jwenn pwodui fre ak manje otantik ki pral satisfè bezwen gastronomik ou.
Pou plis enfòmasyon oswa pou fè nenpòt demann, tanpri kontakte nou nan +1 717-414-1153. Nou sezi pou ede ou! Karimar Market se magazen manje pre ou ak supermercado nan Chambersburg, PA, ki toujou ap chèche ofri pi bon sèvis ak pwodwi nan zòn nan.
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