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Am I the only one who's bothered by the fact that in CSS, "!important" doesn't mean "not important" ?13
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Me: *types "recursion" into google*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: *clicks the suggestion, even tho I see no error*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: ohh I see. I feel stupid6 -
When I said make that text italic, I didn’t mean to make it green, white, and red. That’s Italian.2
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Graduation is tomorrow and I get to decorate my cap...
I felt really mean sawing off the I/O but it weighed too much.
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skype interview with chinese it vp,
vp: do u know cow-computing?
me: sorry what?
vp: cow computing
me: really can't hear you, did u mean actual Cow computing?
vp: i mean cow! you know like in the sky.
me: oohhhh, cloud computing.. (face turns red over embarrassment) -
My life would be so much easier if I could just consistently spell lenght, I mean, lentgh, I mean length DAMN IT!11
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"What technologies do you know?"
"I can write pretty URLs that return JSON"
"You mean REST?"
"No, I mean pretty URLs that return JSON"3 -
Fun fact: The word "sudo" in Spanish means "I sweat", which, in colloquial speech, can also mean "I don't give a fuck"8
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Hide yo' wives and yo' onanism, the haxors are cumin... i mean, coming for you!
Found on Reddit :D
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"The CRM has this address wrong" - Client
"What do you mean? Where?" - Me
"When I start typing the business name it autofills wrong" - Client
"You mean Chrome is auto-completing from a previous typo you entered, and you're blaming the software? That'll be $100 for Chrome training." - Me -
Guys, I am studying for my Master's degree but I am wondering if I should stop.... I mean... isn't that racist?12
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I'm starting to lose faith in humanity ... I mean recruiters ...
But then I start thinking to myself: "Did I ever HAVE faith in them?" 🤔
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Titles in companies does not mean anything.
I just had a "Lead Software Engineer" asking me what TLS was27 -
I personally hate 360 videos. I mean, am I gonna watch this area? Am I gonna watch that area? What if I miss something from the other area?10
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I take 1 day off from work, i come back finding my chair replaced by a junky one... I mean really??? f*ck this!17
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This is a rant.
I'd rather say go fuck yourself. I mean whatever the fuck you mean by block chain programming? Found a word and start adding random words to it and start learning it? I mean who the fuck wants to program AI in HTML? (Seen somewhere else)
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When I say I want to work for EA, this is what I mean.
You get paid to watch and analyze athletes. Fucking awesome job.
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1: Man did you see the latest windows build fucked up design?
2: What are you mean?
1: I MEAN NOT ALIGNING REFRESH BUTTON ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PRESS IT.
2: What??? Where???
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“What do you mean undeclared function?, it’s right there”
5 mins checking everything....
“oh I haven’t spelt it right.....”4 -
When you desperately waiting for upvotes to get those stickers. So you excited over devrant notifications and then somebody commented on your post without an upvote...
I mean that's just mean....
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When I say I'm coding, what I *actually* mean is screw around with my .vimrc and color scheme for 6 hours.2
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Am I the only one who keeps adding articles to pocket and seldom checks it
Procrastination..
I mean literally.4 -
Oh JavaScript... can you seriously not even increment the exponent of a float without barfing?
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
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Php array methods, all of them, or should i say hash methods
They should fix them. I mean they should fix placing of callback and subject params, because.
I mean
array_filter(array, callback)
array_map(callback, array)
Or they should make array a object like js4 -
I don't mean to fear monger or cause panic BUT
I know somebody who knows somebody that uses 4 spaces instead of tab..
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I always use "less" to display log files, always hoping the server gets what I mean by typing
less error.log #plz2 -
I just typed something in all caps to google and thought "OH, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to yell"3
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Just because I manually updated a database record, does not mean I can fix your bluetooth headset. Now fuck off.1
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I have a question to my fellow developers...
Why is AI so important these days... I mean... Wouldn't we just lose jobs (so many vompanies laying of emloyees thanks to automation)? Isn't this kinda detrimental?
By AI, I mean robots, automation, etc... Not the AI in say, video gaming or chatbots.28 -
Dear Hipchat, if you are going to implement an Autocorrect Feature, LEARN THE FN TECH LANGUAGE
if i type gradle i do not mean grade
if i type coap, i do not mean soap
if i type mqtt i do not mean mitt
and for f-shake hipchat is not "hip chat", how do you even mess that one up!
(feature now disabled)3 -
First of all: FUCK MS WORD!!!
second: even tho I LOVE LaTeX, fuck LaTeX tables!!!
I mean, yeah, I am used to them, but maaaaaaaannn1 -
I really hate api response variable names like this. I mean why type "targetitemid" when "target_item_id" is so much more readable?
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Write idiot commit messages that I don’t remember what they mean eg. “Added function x” instead of “Update {filename}”3
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when I hear clients says they spent a fortune on SSL cert. I Wonder for that poor soul, you know what I mean.4
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While Elon Musk is writing history with his #FalconHeavyLaunch. I'm writing history as well... GIT History I mean :')2
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If you’re stuck in hell, I mean, Webpack, try parcel. I was skeptical until I used it, and it’s just magical1
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Personal development... I mean, I'm the same shit I was yesterday, last year, last decade, last century, ...4
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I mean yeah I use command line Git to manage sets of Minecraft mods. It's not a big deal or anything.
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Me: I can't debug it.
Computer: You wanna talk about it?
Me: What do you mean?
Computer: I have p*rn. -
People say they don't remember 10 years back.
Sh*t, I don't even remember this code. I mean, I wrote it like yesterday3 -
Be a MEAN stack developer not just a mean developer.
Unfortunately, I have met few developers who just like to demean other people who know less or are less experienced.8 -
I'm curious, what was the most ridiculously otherworldly, the least understandable, eye-opening code you have every seen?
BUT, I mean that in a good way. And what did you learn from it?
For me personally, I would probably say some of the c++ stdlib implementations. Just totally not English in some places. I mean seriously, sometimes asm is more readable than c++15 -
I don't know why some people hate PHP, I mean maybe there are some stuff that may annoy you but personally I think it's cool language.5
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I find myself always accidentally saying "string" when I mean to talk about words and "array" when I mean to talk about a list.
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What does self taught mean? I mean you go online and learn through tutorials, is that still self taught??2
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Do you guys actually name your computers? I mean I don't call mine - but I named it - "Momo"
Or some neat ideas? :D14 -
When I say Unsubscribe, I mean Unsubscribe you stupid annoying spammer, I don't care anymore about your shit
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Dear devs: Is 8:06am here and I didn't sleep cause I was updating some firmwares.
I think I'm blind.
Good night! I mean, good morning! -
Cross time-zone design reviews are brutal! Feeling super exhausted, explaining shit I designed feels like torture! I mean, just get it!
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I just moved my personal projects over to Jira... since I'm my own PM.. does that mean I hate myself?
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It's so early but i'm brimming with excitement and need to share...
I might be going NUCLEAR guys!
In the very literal sense, don't overthink it (and no i don't mean blowing stuff up, and no i don't mean boomer fiSsiOn, I mean the real stuff - fusion!)8 -
How can I turn off “new comments on a rant you posted” notification. I mean in app notification like this;
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When will devRant support code blocks?
Like `code here`
Or:
```
Code here
```
I mean it's a programmer community...8 -
" ; " The Actual Terminator
He'll be back coz apparently he gets lost a lot, if you know what I mean. -
I learned very quickly that magic globals are baaaaad.
I mean, it's easier than using a queue for passing data between threads, right? -
21:37
Manager: Hi
Manager: Do you know anything about this? <screenshot.jpg>
Me: Hi
Manager: Oh, I didn't mean to disturb you this late
Me: *what....? Then what DID you mean by writing to me at my bedtime....?*
(Though it's good he pinged me - it was a valid and time-sensitive concern. But saying "I didn't mean to" - that's just not true. Call a spade a spade and spit out what you need)10 -
Why the fuck do cross-platform gaming doesn't exist? I mean isn't the API developed for that objective?7
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I hate being belgian. Half of the time the algorythm think you're dutch.
Bitch I can't speak dutch.
@retoor what does that mean????
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I mean. People love Docker and Kubernetes? Really? I mean, I agree it's good. I'm just wishing if people demanded for better and simple software and not complicated stuff. Idk
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Hey guys!
I have a question
When I'm coding sometimes I get sick
I mean this is getting me when I'm worried if the deadline coming day after day, I get nausea a lot
By a lot I mean a lot
I can't even look at my computer screen or even touch the keyboard
Is it only me or it's normal ?!!
I think it's stress13 -
My MEAN stack study is about 75% now but then I keep on getting some new cool things like integration of NestJS and Redux in the MEAN stack.
MEAN Stack - a very big steep learning curve but I like it.1 -
After spending lots of money on a Mac mini 2014, ngrox, and other dev tools to get jenkins working for android, iOS, and node.js, I'm giving up and switching to bitbucket pipelines. Recently, my web builds having been taking +25 mins just downloading node modules. Let's see how fast bitbucket pipelines is. Especially with caching node modules.1
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I really don't understand why tabs vs spaces is such a big issue. I mean does anyone actually use spaces? I mean I don't think ANY developer would use spaces when you have tabs!4
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"I know your busy but can I ask you a question... [and by question I mean add 5 more things to your pile] - The boss
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This b2plane guy is really something
I mean I felt dumb and insecure about my job and now I don't :v11 -
I'm creating a modified MEAN(MSSQL,Express,Angular,Node)
website as much from scratch as MEAN can be.
Since I've never worked with any of this before I am slow af. Oh and I'm working on my own.
please send help.9 -
Where have you learned "the useful" programming ?
I mean, programming math challenges and this stuff is really fun and makes you think about things differently.
But it's not useful(It very much is, I just mean that the output programs aren't). Where did you learn useful programming ? Like creating GUI apps and stuff like that.3 -
In the process of applying for a job with another company. It all looks fairly promising, but...
... they use SVN for source control 😫2 -
Okay so there's lots of posts regarding coffee... I don't actually drink coffee, does this mean I can't be a dev anymore?6
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YOU DONT WANT TO BE ME FUCKING ME RYT NOW
..... I DONT MEAN LIKE FUCKING BUT
WAT THA FUCK AM I EVEN SAYING !!!!!!5 -
So.. i have been tasked to get the physical location of each switch in my area.. .-.
I mean.. WHERE IS THE NETWORK GUY?? -
Python having very limited lambdas, I mean, I understand WHY they are how they are, I just miss true anonymous functions.
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I'm probably not the first, but ...
template <typename T>
using $ = std::shared_ptr<T>;
I mean... C'mon!10 -
“The search engine that doesn't track you.” I don’t think I mind when Google does that, I mean I use it all the time3
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I never had a fight. And I mean never at all, not just dev-related.
I'm not sure that this is a good thing.
Sometimes I wonder, does this mean that I'm a good diplomat, or that I'm not relevant enough to argue with?1 -
a MEAN stack developer, got a work in cakePhp..convinced my bosses to convert the cakephp project into a mean stack..and after 1 week, I have decided to learn cakephp myself :/1
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Am I the only not grasping this idea of Web3 ?
I understand crypto and cryptography.
But I just don't get what this Web3 thing mean.11 -
the main issues for DevOps seems to be environment variables.
Cuz thats what they always talk about. I mean.2 -
Does anyone have an explanation why WhatsApp exists? I mean Facebook has messenger so why do they have WhatsApp?9
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I know you think you understand what I said , but what you don't understand is what I said is not what i mean😵😵😵😵1
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Oh there are lots of good tools to handle different screen sizes like containers, anchors, scaling and all that good stuff huh ?
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Sets it to stretch mode instead -
https://code.energy/geeks-become-ro...
Hm.... so I just bought the digital book...... so does this mean I can share it?
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Is it just I or Wikipedia is a bad / shitty source of information and by bad I mean unreliable.....3
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So if universal apps are coming to macOS, does that mean we'll be able to use React Native and friends to create native desktop apps and ditch Electron and it's insatiable hunger for memory.
I mean that's cool, but why not just embrace PWA's?2 -
I don't know why do we need to entertain our clients for each and every thing. I mean I'm handling every fucking exception out there I have like 10 flags handling individual stuff. and if I raise this to my boss he will just say. if they are paying then we are doing it. I mean come on!
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gah. when I say I like doing documentation, I don't mean gantt chart, test cases, status update, rollout plans and newsletters
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Wouldn't it be clever if a programmer decides to code his programs the way so that they always use the last CPU core available?
I mean: on 8-core: CPU 7 > CPU 6 > CPU 5...
I mean, if every other program is used to start using CPU 0 and then to move upwards... This could be an advantage...4 -
why google???? I mean how hard for them to update a reference document. The reference of gmail api for python2 and python2 is in EOL. The first error I found for python3 is reported in 2015 on GitHub and now is 2019. I mean, seriously the bigB_Company don't have time to update their document. I scratched my head for an hour, what the fuck did goes wrong.
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So for quite a time I've been trying to understand what does it mean to center a div 'vertically', I googled it but it returns only solutions to center it 'vertically', can anyone explain what does it mean to center it vertically?11
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What does vertically alligning a div even mean? I just use the margin-top and margin-bottom properties :/1
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hours upon hourse of physiccs work and beyonf the many mini rants I am going to give up here will come elliptic curving keygen thats partially why I have been not uplaoding code
mini rant1.WHAT DOEZ PHYSICS HAVE TO DO WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINESSSSSS NOT BRICKS BUT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINESSSSS
mini rant2.WHAT DOES A MEAN DOES IT MEAN ALLPINES WHAT DOES A MEAAAAAN
mini rant3.WHAT DO YOU MEAN CANT CONVER TO FLAOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
https://github.com/realvindic/...3 -
Why devrant icon, background etc. is ":/" ? I mean I feel like it's a little bit miserable lol. Any thoughts on that ? :/7
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Me: God damn why don't some of these save to the DB or others do it intermittently.... is this a network issue or-
API (if it could talk): Yeah mean I don't get, it I mean this is what I sent to the DB.
Me: Wait ... "what you sent!?!?!"2 -
!rant
OMG Hackernoon has the shitiest and cringeworthy interface! I mean WTF is that green and mono shit! Why do you have to glamourise a stereotype!!! I mean don't you think the tech and dev community already suffers a lot because of stupid stereotypes?
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