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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?40
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Tinder experience so far
Girl: "hey, what do you do?"
Me: "im a programmer"
Girl:
Me: "and you?"
Girl:
Me: "... hello?"
*Suddenly unmatch*44 -
Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?24
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Bored, stuck in a long ass meeting. When suddenly someone brings up the program I made. People start complementing it.
Today's gonna be a good day.
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"Why was the promotion available on multiple accounts ? "
*suddenly realised there's an ID duplication among customers*
"Uhhh..... Family shares promotions."
"Nice job."
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That moment when you've been trying to fix a bug for hours then suddenly realize you've fixed it hours ago but just didn't clear the cache
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Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.
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That moment at work when we've had no calls for an hour and suddenly the phone goes off
*TRINGGGGGGGG*
*suddenly you have a few Linux support engineers with a mini heart attack*
😅7 -
My workstation is suddenly attacked and conquered by the legendry meow and am not allowed to touch it anymore
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Poweroutage in the area, suddenly thousands upon thousands of mobile devices is connecting to 4g.
Result? The 4g antenna in the area dies too4 -
During the entire afternoon we had a ridiculously low amount of tickets.
Suddenly 'is this the real life, or is this just fantasy' popped up in my head.
😆14 -
A developer's worst nightmare is having amnesia.
Imagine being an expert in 6 programming languages and you suddenly lost your memory.
YOU'RE IN DESTINATION FUCKED ALREADY.5 -
So I was looking for mod for Payday 2, when suddenly I've bumped into this video with this beautiful color scheme
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Girlfriend was making science homework while suddenly this appeared. Real helpful. What a great developer must that be.
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Appreciate how lucky we are. We get to say "It's a bug" instead of "I've made mistakes". Suddenly it's not our fault.3
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Working on a project called ...fire... on linux, when suddenly realised, that
`$ touch fire` is a bad idea4 -
So I'm cleaning up some buggy Java code when suddenly this dandy fine line appears:
if (new Double(a).toString() == "1.3") ...
Someone got paid for this :|10 -
Closes the devRant app just to open it again 🤦♂️🤦♂️
//Suddenly a thought hits - why the fuck did I closed it in first place?7 -
Never did I realize how much I take it for granted.. Until it suddenly stopped working.
R.I.P space bar.4 -
fuck you SimpleDateFormat. Every single time. get one case incorrect, suddenly its june the 45th, 3017.8
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I know that I should stop mindless scroll through devRant when it suddenly crashes 😎
It’s a feature at this point.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️4 -
*suddenly wakes up thinking I'm late for work*
*Realises it's a holiday*
*Goes back to sleep again*
PS: Sadly this happens every other day of week :/2 -
That moment that you start typing on your new ergonomic keyboard and suddenly notice that your muscle memory has nearly entirely adjusted to this new keyboard without you even noticing it because you're suddenly typing at full speed while you hardly could type any sentence an hour ago without looking at your keyboard.
This kinda stuff never ceases to amaze me!9 -
I was sleeping next to my wife and suddenly I raised my hand and shouted "gaaaa", when she asked what is wrong, I replied
"Kubernetes is misbehaving"
without waking up4 -
Going through the name list of Manifesto for Responsible Software Development at http://manifesto.responsiblesoftware.org/... when suddenly......
4 -
When you begin to hate your project, your job, your life...But suddenly things work and then everything is ok again!2
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Does anyone else suddenly loose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?7
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I just started learning Kotlin for a week or two and suddenly Google announced Kotlin will be officially supported for Android development.
I'm excited.6 -
When everything goes normal the whole day then suddenly you level up to enterprise edition development 😂😂😂
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Well something happened to my Ubuntu and suddenly.... <poof> it supports my Nvidia GPU now </poof>16
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!rant
Do you ever find yourself proudly staring at your beautiful code, forgetting everything else and suddenly noticing you've been at it for far too long?3 -
I know last year suddenly lots of animated login popped out.
NPM actually uses one... and it doesn’t look that good
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GitLab CE crashed after doing a reconfigure, something with the LetsEncrypt client. Hours of debugging later it suddenly works again and the letsencrypt client doesn't throw errors either.
Happy that it works again but I'd like to know WHY it suddenly works again after I pretty much changed nothing (or, I did, but I put everything back to the original values every time a suggestion doesn't work).
Grrrrrrr.2 -
Spent the last 15 days deep into Golang and suddenly I stumbled upon Buffalo (https://github.com/gobuffalo)
Damn, it is fucking awesome.
Just wanted to share it. -
It's such a pleasure to suddenly notice that oh... devRant's been updated. Invisible transition. 2-person devs are doing great. @dfox
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Everybody leaves me alone until I'm pseudocoding an algorithm to solve a tough problem and need to keep my train of thought. Then suddenly everybody needs me.
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Working on some code which relies on a remote api. Then the network speed suddenly drops to 14kbs. FUCKING FUCK FML10
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That horrific feeling when the code that worked last night.. suddenly stops working the next morning... And the debugging continues..
Ending up identifying a new corner case.....2 -
Was discussing IPv6 subnets with a couple mates, when suddenly a non-tech friend standing by jumps in and says: "I'm doing no-NAT-November!"2
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It looks like computer is ready to party already. Suddenly noticed the lights turn themselves on (the remote was In my drawer)
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Worst and most anoying coding interuption is the need to pee.
First you ignore it, but suddenly it starts to hurt.8 -
When u spend too much time writing Java and suddenly go back to C# yet continue to write Java code 😪
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Still tryin to learn Java and suddenly appears Kotlin... I sometimes want to stop the frig world :'v5
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when you hang out with your ex-colleagues for a "normal" supper... and it turns suddenly in "the last"
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Every time I feel like I suck at my job, I open dR and read a few rants and comments. Suddenly I don’t feel so dumb anymore.
Every time I feel my job or workplace sucks, I open dR and read a few rants and comments. Suddenly I don’t feel like my job isn’t that bad anymore.4 -
So I was watching this movie "The Foreigner" and suddenly I noticed this scene. "Preparing Automatic Repair" 😂 Leave Real World, It Can't Even Function Properly In Reel World.
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I lost my phone a year ago and for some reason forgot about devrant, yesterday suddenly remembered about it. Glad to be back ;)5
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When you are working on a project and suddenly you just want to work on another project
So now you're just working while tHiNkInG aBoUt oThEr pRoJeCt
I am CONFUSION4 -
Unscheduled meetings are the worst.
You preparing whole day to leave early for the day, then manager suddenly puts up an unscheduled meeting. Oh great isn't it!!1 -
When you suddenly got a cold after long hours of coding/gaming and your mom says blames your computer and its "viruses" 😐😐😐1
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00h - "Let's just try to finish this one feature..."
Suddenly you hear the birds singing and the traffic starting out there, coming from that little sunshine.1 -
While working, I suddenly noticed my own reflection on monitor
*starts thinking*
"I should get a haircut"
*starts coding again*
😐2 -
Hanging up your girlfriends call when suddenly sn algo strikes ur head... thats when you are a certified coder3
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Coding impacted my life in a lot of good ways one unexpected thing happed "Suddenly people couldn't understand me" ! 😂2
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Hey Visual Studio, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK MY CODE IS SUDDENLY READ ONLY YOU BLOATED PIECE OF SHIT5
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First day at work, my PC starts updating, reboots and suddenly, the boot partition is corrupt.
Nice way to start in Dev.3 -
Arguing with my friend what language is best for his program.
Suddenly he says "C++ is good but CodeBlocks is too hard and illogical".
I love wannabe tech guys.9 -
That moment when the first thing in the morning is reading devRant, and suddenly you realize that you already are an addict...1
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So I got this today. Running my Selenium tests in Chrome, suddenly frozen, closed visually, yet it was marked as open, with this title.
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gnaahhh my callendar is suddenly full of "free iphone xs" spam and i can't find that stupid invite email 😡5
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About to kiss my love in my dream (feelings intensify) but suddenly the terminal with ImportError : No module named 'cv2' pops on her face. (Even worse than rejection)1
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When your latest, best project is your own portfolio site, and all the projects it was built to showcase suddenly seem sub-par.
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I have suddenly started liking writing word documents rather than writing code ...
What’s happening ??!? What’s wrong with me !?!5 -
Exactly when I do NOT need to be doing updates because system stability is critical to meeting deadlines, suddenly...
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So, I was just about to watch a tutorial on CSS.
Suddenly, an advertisement popped up.
"SO, YOU WANNA BE A FRONTEND ENGINEER AT GOOGLE".2 -
Goes to settings.
Turns on "Hide posts that are voted repost" switch
Suddenly feed is nothing *but* reposts.
Wat2 -
What does it mean when one day you are fighting management on every decision and then suddenly they agree with everything you say?
Have I been victim of brainwashing?3 -
Taking an extra course in WinForms when suddenly a classmate's PC BSOD's.
REFERENCE_BY_POINTER.
🤔 ...did WinForms do that? He closed his WinForms program when it happened.
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Once you get the hang of Django it's incredible how fast you can work with it. Suddenly the idea I had is becoming a reality 😄3
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You sitting at your colleagues Windows developer box, tossing some random window around while waiting for a build... and suddenly all 20+ windows get minimized.
Most useless feature ever!7 -
That feeling when you pump out pet projects for a few days and then suddenly you stop and your entire wednesday feels wasted.1
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When it took 6 months to design and develop a trade show application in ASP.NET MVC 4, and suddenly - "Make the tablet-optimized version by next week". Wat??
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I was supposed to do an image of Windows 10 1709 version, but the computer has suddenly started to download the new 1803 version!
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When you're web scraping and the site suddenly redirect their url to their second site so your codes becomes useless.
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When you realize your tears of laughter on DevRant suddenly remind you of how the character Moss on IT Crowd might have felt trying to explain his humor to others.
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Fren: yo check this IC out
[blinks]
"Okay, s-"
[suddenly bitch ass contraption squirts milk on my face]
[bitch ass fren runs]
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What do you do when you don't feel like doing anything?
Suddenly can't think of anything I want to do... But can't sleep either...4 -
ever been rushed to the hospital and suddenly your team lead calls you and asks if you can fix a bug? that happened to me.1
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I suddenly have no regrets leaving LastPass when they were bought out and started to go to shit.
Lastpass now contains several trackers.
https://theregister.com/2021/02/...9 -
Anyone else suddenly started seeing really old weekly rants? (Specifically for me, wk4, wk11) Has the algorithm changed?4
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Our favorite ticket system blokes are back with a big fat update for their software.
What changed?
All workflows are fucked because everything is somewhere else suddenly!
Half of the features suddenly stopped working!
Variable formats in forms have been changed from {} to [] without reason, migration or warning! Sorry, {Username} ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Half-assed features that don't work half of the time have also been added!
Fucking great!
Who beta tests this shit? Nobody?2 -
Me: Ok, we'll implement that message tech. But since the clients are servers in that architecture and can't speak IPv6 we've to use a dedicated VPN so the endpoint is able to connect to the servers (clients). Since we have limited network resources we should use VPN cert-encryption and send the actual data plain to save at least some overhead.
Boss: Ok! Let's do it!
Next day.
Boss: Hey! I talked to a guy from that message tech. Their encryption is certified. We should use that instead and get rid of the VPN to save the overhead!
Me: *unable to say a word*
What in "VPN in that architecture is mandatory" is unclear?
Well, I assume we'll kill the architecture then... Fun Time! -
Suddenly remembering that you're in a two week game jam and you've only got 3 days to put something together!
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suddenly had the urge to go and try learning android straight up at 3am... unsurprisingly i slept a few pages later 😂4
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The temper glad protector on my OP6 decided to suddenly fresco and fall off. It's a bit weird thought... There's no sticky feeling under that area....
Cheap Chinese product?
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When you are finally gaining some momentum after ironing out some crucial flaws on your pseudocode, ready to code and test, but then a wild meeting suddenly appears!1
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Sometimes this place!!!
It feels like click bait
A rant starts off good
I ++ it
Open the rest
Suddenly it turns to crap3 -
Today, I got some crap on my desk with possible bug reports from the field. They have been lingering somewhere for fucking MONTHS, and suddenly, an immediate answer was due. I was the unlucky one who was the least clueless about the product involved. SHIT.
OK, sifted through the reports. Some of them were duplicate, others obviously not our problem. No idea where to even start for the rest. FUCK, it's Friday!
But here comes "senior dev secret knowledge"(tm). Instead of saying WTF-IDK, I proposed an "action plan"(tm) (that BS term alone...) detailing the steps that we would need to take, and since I had no idea how long we would need, I just added enough steps in the "action plan"(tm) to make two weeks of investigation believable.
PM was very happy and just took that as direct customer reply. Now it's weekend anyway. :-) -
Why is the internet suddenly trying to sell me covers for colostomy bags? Does it know something I don't? Should I be concerned?8
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I suddenly just want to retire.... Job just feels like never ending work.... Can't find time for a break... And well biggest fear in taking a vacation is the amount of work that piles up while I'm gone...
Maybe I suddenly just have burn out... But suddenly just going ah fck... What's the point of all this....
Sometimes wonder, if I didn't have parents around would I just quit and and just do whatever I want until I run out of money...
How many years that would take....10 -
The solution for if you're at breakfast but suddenly need to solve a whole family of problems... :')
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i suddenly understand people ranting about programming languages. sure, it gets the job well done but vba syntax just makes me feel uncomfortable2
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That feeling when you have been working on tiny microprocessors and questioned your self for every declared byte, and suddenly gets to work on the serverside of the project.
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It's almost 4 am
I want to continue developing my vuejs stuff
The files are in a folder on my desktop
I open the Terminal to navigate there
I type 'npm desktop'
Suddenly the whole terminal is filled with an error message
I suddenly realize why
Story of my life -
Just received these hard drive enclosures that I ordered from alibaba.
I am a happy man. Lol suddenly I feel the need to "backup my other backups" 😁😁
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You ever get that experience when you drink some water and the colors become brighter, the room expands in size and your future suddenly seems simple and straightforward?8
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I hate it when suddenly one app icon is missing on the home screen and I cannot even figure out what app I'm missing.4
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Imagine you're in a world where everybody suddenly vanishes when you wake up what do you do with your time and where would you go31
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Learning ReactJS... I come across this and I run it:
npx create-react-app my-app
Suddenly, 5 trillion packages are installed.
LoL8 -
When you haven't heard anything from your client in months and suddenly they contact you expecting their request to be done by tomorrow 😔1
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When you are surfing on a website (a provider for mail-sending) and you suddenly get a HTTP 503.
I guess, I'll wait then. -
Never got scheduled for night deployment shift. Once i did, everything suddenly catches fire.
Well, twice. In a row.1 -
Put in my residence permit application and suddenly my todo list got very short. 👀
Wish me luck! 🤞6 -
Suddenly you got demotivated when you came to know your level colleague have higher salary then your...4
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When you're not doing anything until 4pm then suddenly project manager give a task to finish until 5..2
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Bahaha just found out that Edge is switching to Chromium.
Now Chrome blocking ads suddenly makes more sense.5 -
I took my first job as a web designer, not knowing that i would never create a single design. Instead, i was suddenly expected to be a actionscript developer. So suddenly i was a developer.
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Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.1
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when you're already at the verge of getting the right code when suddenly your teammate asks you what you want to eat for lunch...
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You know it realy hits you in the face when you are still alone with your computer when you are suddenly invited for a wedding of some of your friends
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Just lost two clients who were on retainer. Startup suddenly with cash flow problems.
I'm not sure what to do to fix this.
☹️2 -
I might have asked this before, but why when I turn on my personal VPN (personal vps) Internet suddenly becomes faster?
Is it because filtering no longer works?9 -
Tried rm -rf /* on my Red Hat Vm.
Was expecting the machine to go blank suddenly,but sadly nothing like that happened.
After sometime I stopped the process,and found that no command is executing, not even 'clear' or 'poweroff',lol.
I think deleting system32 in windows is more fun as it shuts down the machine suddenly. XD1 -
Is it just me or there is always a work emergency (or clients suddenly needing something new done right now) on the day before leaving for holidays?1
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Ae yo, why the young athletes, or someone doing any physical activity dropping dead suddenly????
Its appearing up everywhere abnormally...
Only thing common between them all -> vaccines.11 -
The moment everything works fine and you just type `npm update` out of boredom and suddenly everything breaks and you spend the rest of the day fixing it...1
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When you start a download and suddenly your pc shut off. I hate so much when the electric source is interrupted totally random2
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If your boss is lately suddenly being a giant prick to you, then you're likely going to get fired.3
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Then suddenly my boss wants me to handle servers and the environment etc... can anybody suggest me some site tutorials about Docker, Dockerhub, Celery and RabbitMQ?7
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Suddenly build is not coming up???!! Restart your machine. If that does not help restart the machine of the colleague sitting beside you... Classic problem solving.
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Don't you guys love it when your ISP suddenly decides to change your public IP? The one you were using for months?
I know we're technically not getting a static address guarantee (that is for some reason something only companies can buy), but a heads up would be nice...
I spent like an hour debugging why my VPN suddenly couldn't connect...8 -
Suddenly Programmer becoms Doctor so he said to patient :- Your x-Ray showed a broken rib,but we fixed it with photoshop3
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new phone arrives tomorrow. suddenly the old one is snappy again after weeks of lagging and crashing. and lagging.2
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why the usual 1+ button becoming ++ ?
I'm asleep just for the whole weekend and suddenly the world already changed?4 -
Was always happy with my 24" 1080p monitor. Then got a laptop with a 15" 1080p, and suddenly I need a better monitor...
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Can I call myself alone when I update Visual Studio or some nuget package and suddenly the project won't compile anymore? Am I the only one?1
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I was reading Mysteries of Udolpho while using Ubuntu and the words got mixed up in my mind, so suddenly I was reading Mysteries of Ubuntu while using Udolpho.
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After using maven for so long, suddenly using ant feels like such a drag.
10 minutes of wait. Can't even do anything productive/destructive in those 10 mins.2 -
At a bar while everyone had fun on my phone fixing a bug I thought about for a while and suddenly had an idea on how to solve it.2
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Suddenly loosing control over what pointer points at what pointer points at what pointer AAAHHHHH. (And that feeling when your application doesn't crash after a php full of retries)1
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Today I was in a pharmacy and in there were monitors (for PC's, ofc) and one just suddenly started shuttering the image and making windows error sounds. Was kinda wierd2
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Internationalization be like:
Yo dawg, look, you can use mutliple languages now!
Suddenly gettext won't find any language files and every string is empty ;_;
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME GNU?!1 -
Apparently Wikipedia now wants money. Suddenly they have become like a homeless person.
Talk about being desperate.
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Docker pisses you off? Everything worked fine and suddenly doesn't?
$ docker system purge
Reset Docker
Reinstall containers.
Profit.1 -
My devrant went Japanese suddenly, well both English and Japanese, happen to anyone else? Is it some promo?16
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Yesterday, I saw Someone posted about having wisdom tooth removed .....
Today I suddenly remembered, that I have 2 of mine lodged inside with no space to come out. They’re dormant....some day they gonna suddenly wake up and decide they wanna erupt......then I’m gonna be in pain and gonna have to have em removed.... :(2 -
imagine the guys in the datacenter are switching out power distribution units - and suddenly your productive database cluster reboots :)1
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I was halfway through repairing my Visual Studio, when it suddenly stopped without providing any info on why it happened...1
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scrolling through services settings peacfully,
suddenly the shock therapy from many apps these days
danger zone, ah it always scares me
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Why does Visual Studio suddenly require Windows Subsystem for Linux in order to run a console app targeting Windows?
Why?
Wankers.9 -
you presented your idea to the PM then thinks it's good then suddenly disagrees then gives you more work load... oh well1
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Always watch all committed files so you don't push the local config file to QA and suddenly the client have errors all over.2
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Do you ever rush to your profile to read your recent comments because you suddenly think there's a chance you made a spelling mistake?
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*attempts to leverage browser caching to raise site speed
*Site speed suddenly jumps to 100
*Very happy for 2 seconds
*Realise it's because I've knocked the site over
*Shit1 -
had a question from a friend of a friend regarding a website with search function but javascript only. did his homework. appealing.
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The web application which I'm making is fucking big for 1 person and suddenly I'm out of sensible variable names :@
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How do you know it is Monday in the office?
Everybody are either working from home or suddenly took a day off lol -
listening to music of a random rock list on youtube.. meanwhile, my project is compiling and suddenly a romantic 80s song started playing!!
fuck i was so inspired!! -
Im doing a project for science as what would happen if a person went on an anorexic diet for a month suddenly.3
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That moment when you have to install an antivirus software on your work os and suddenly the machine is slow as hell.
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Today I've opened a nodejs project (its a vue spa) Then suddenly spotted a Makefile. It sure looked grotesque in there...3
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Was trying to compile typescript files when suddenly my command line lagged and i can not acess it, i hate myself4
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That moment just before release to production where you've tested it a thousand times and suddenly encounter a couple of bugs.
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When the software you use to write things on suddenly stops working and all those colors you memorised are gone
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Fuck This.
I thought I was good at giving nicknames (to friends) then suddenly you run out of variable names.
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When ALT+TAB suddenly stopped working, I realize how much I use/need it... And I guess just bring able to switch between Windows in most recently used order...
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Something on my server suddenly ate away all the hdd space. Like, 300gb in a few days. Nice. Now I have to investigate that instead of doing my work..4
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it was all fun and games but suddenly i get a bit nervous since my software will be responsible for almost all aspects of our department from monday on 😱6
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installed xscreensaver on my phone and suddenly haven't had to reboot it in like a week due to unrelated issues
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Mac day 4.0. my terminal suddenly got, missing proper which command. Make sure it is installed before using rvm. Errors sourcing /users/kenpetet/.Rvm/script s/base1
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>working with graphQL
>for some reason request returns null
>???
>nothing works despite the explorer showing it should be right
>remove lang param
>it returns wrong language but works
>literally just ctrl+z this shit
>suddenly it's working
I'm sorry but what? I restarted the server beforehand, hell, I even restated the computer. Why did it suddenly start working?2 -
I watched my short duration YouTube video and i wanted to play it on a loop but mobile app doesn't have that feature so the only option was to manually tap on play button again and again. I just forgot about it and went watching other YouTube videos and suddenly this exact option appeared in three dot menu.
Do they analyze my app usage behaviour and turn on experimental features or what...3 -
Happy the devRantron mac client app is working again. Way back it suddenly did not work so I just used the mobile apps.1
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