using my local provider

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

When I started using the console...

BMW car using php..

A few years ago, i got a call which went like this:

Phone: *rings*

Me: *looks at call, recognises the number and picks up*

Me: "Hello! Haven't heard from you in a while! How are you doing?"

Him: "I have a problem with my PC, could you..."

Me: *hangs up*

Aside from not even getting a "hello, how are you?" at the start of the call, here's the plot-twist:

A - This was my goddamn Brother calling

B - It was my goddamn birthday

Hack the planet using visual basic!

Tips for using jQuery:

Don't

-When using Windows
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Linux!"

-When using Ubuntu
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Arch! (or anything that isn't based in mainstream Ubuntu ) "

-When using Atom
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, don't use the mouse!"

-When using Vim
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Emacs!"

Really, do you always have to force everyone to use the toys that you are using?

Stopped using Facebook.
..
Stopped using Instagram.
..
Started reading rants on devRant.
..
Life is awesome ♥️

Apple using JS as their calculator

unzip using the cracked winrar which you cracked using the crack unzipped using winrar

Whenever I see websites using flash

Using "%" as modulus operator rather than using it for percentages.

Me using git

Tips for using a programming language that requires typing:

Don't.

Tips for using Scratch:

Do.

- Words from our IT teacher

Using RegEx for the greater good...

The danger of using Windows

First time using a new API

Developers using Mac :: Work.
Developers using Linux :: Make the computer work and then work.
Developers using Windows :: Make the computer work.

Got 2 Computers and 2 Laptops

1 is using Elementary OS
1 is using Arch
1 is using Linux Mint
1 is using OSX
And 0 Windows

Feels good man!

Thank you fucking FUCK, for letting me chose to run anyway

Using your root privileges wisely..

I wish not to have seen this... And they are using a personal lisence... :/
I mean, if you are using for commercial purpose, then fucking pay for it!

Rant.

Seeing someone using Norton.

Using pirated windows

The cloud using Debian

Source: facebook

Not using notepad to teach html

Richard Hendrix won't be using Kotlin.

By learning the basis of things instead of just using them.
for example I learn cryptographic algorithms behind ssl instead of just using it.

Using devRant stressball as a pokeball...

Advice for programmers:
"Don't reinvent the wheel: it might turn out to be square!"

Been using this monitor layout lately, like it a lot better than side by side when using a laptop

Please don't kill me!!

I started using dark theme in all IDE I use just today.. all those years I was using Light theme !

1) Using WordPress
2) Using WordPress
3) Using WordPress
4) Using WordPress
5) Using WordPress
6) U5ing WardPrrrs
7) U5ing WardPrars
8) U5ing WardPr3rs
9) U51ng WardPr35s
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12) U5͝1ny ͜Wa͠r͞dP̀r̀35҉5
13) U̕҉̷5̷͢͟͠͞1̴̵̕ǹ̨̢͟͢ỳ̨͜͡ ̕͜͢Ẁ̸̢̕à̢͜͞r̷͜͏̀͜d̨͜͏P͘͜r̛͞͠͠͏3̢̨̡̛́5̴̀5̧̕͏̶
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15) U̸̶͍̭͕̩̺͓̩̞̫̲̳̥̘̰̦̼͇ͧͫ̍̌̔̆̒ͪ͛̅͂̚̕͟5̷̹̱̜̫̞̮̲̬̲̱̻͙͊̋ͥ̊͜ͅ1͙͎̹͔̺̯̟̮̳̀͋͐̍̿̿̏͋̿̏͐̾́̓͑͋̃̈́͘͡͡͠͝n̴̆ͦ̽͡͝͝҉̫̰̗͓ỷ̴̸̦͕̻̩̖͓͚̟͆ͦ̓̍̇͊͆͊̏ͥͮ ̶̛̹͍̪̟̦͉̙͉̰͎̞̮̰̗͈̥͙ͮ̃ͧ͌ͪͥ͌ͨ̋̈́̚ͅW̩͙̮̯̪̳͖̙̘̰̍ͮͣ̋̇̒͐͋̀ͅa̶̸̷̮̜͈̟̳̺̣̪̻̼̻͍̺̹̽ͩ̿̈ͭ̈́ͩ́̅͌ͩ̈́̾̀́r̵̡͚̘̹̻̩̞ͦͨ̋ͣͣ̆͊̅̂̃̄͛̈́̒̒͒̾d̸̡͓̘̮̲̰̥̗̣̙̬̹̰ͩ́̈́ͥ̅̽ͫͯ̓͜͞P̧̹͉̬̠̻̮̫̼͉͖̯̙̞͎̲͙̖̉ͨ͐ͮ̀͞r̡̖̜̦̞̭̼͐̃ͬ̒̉̈͑͘3̷͇̖̹̱͍̯͈̣̼͔͉͉̜̣̱̉̎̈́̽ͧ̓ͥ͐͟ͅ5̮̩̗̣̣̤͇̲̟͇̒ͥ̂͗̒̆̕͜͝͞5̩̳̗̻̻̯̺̺̻̯̑͐̈ͤ̏̈́̾ͮͨ̀̃ͫ͋ͥ̾̚̕ͅ
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I just started using git. it is unbelievably useful. What an idiot I was that I didn't start using it earlier. I LOVE GIT!

Started using Vim and the more i use it, the more using regular editors feels like a waste of time.

Trying out react. Using npm 3.10

Error make sure you are using the latest version of node and npm

Updates npm to 5.6

It looks like you are using newly released version of npm which is not supported. #FML

Just spent like ten minutes searching why my api always returned false.
I forgot, that I am using Java and therefore cant compare strings using equal signs 🤦‍♂️

Imagine using a slider

Using this from now on!

Instead of using actual debugging tools, using print statements and forgetting to remove all of them.

Randomly using // on documents instead of parenthesis

Using git.

Password hashing using md5, it is 2016!! I have seen a sys admin update a user password using a MySQL query

Not using git...

Still end up using the classics.

Arrived today!
I'm using C++ for machine learning purposes using TensorFlow and OpenCV (rip Python, you are too slow 😭)

What are you using C++ for? 😁

Using Windows as my Development Environment.

using namespace std;

Fucking sharepoint
I’m fuckin done, editing this website layout is like teaching a kid with ie brain, worse is I need to use a fuckin sharepoint designer 2013 and I’m working on online sharepoint so everytime I saved something it’s delayed and my screen acts like having a motherfuckin seizure when I accidentally scrolled it. Not to mention grid doesn’t work here so I need to lay it out the fuckin old way. Oh the client also wants a fancy navbar so I literally hide the sharepoint desinger navbar and using js create my own navbar inside the container. Fuck you for creating this shit and actually sell it to people, it’s like working on a fucking old tech

Server side scripting using python

So Dominos is using Windows !

Are you using socat?

Any interesting use case you would like to share?

I am using it to create fake / proxy docker containers for network testing.

Kinda tired of people telling me that I'm "wrong" for using PHP. There's nothing inherently wrong with PHP. Any language is only as good as the developer using it, and so long as you're comfortable using it and it does what you need it to do, there's no shame in using ANY programming language. Don't let the these cocky "bro"grammers tell you how to do your job.

Anyone still using SVN?

Instead of using OneNote, Evernote, etc I'm thinking of using a git repo where I would write notes, save bookmarks, links, information, everything with markdown.

API am using is so nested

Using 'single' quotes where others use "double".

Guy using VPN:
why would anybody use tor unless he hides something?

Me (using Tor):
why would anyone use VPN unless he hides something?

In my opinion there is no difference in using Tor than in using VPN, it's all about privacy. I would consider Tor as an free alternative for your everyday privacy needs, if you can't afford VPN, or am I wrong?

Designer want me to resize an image from 300x300 px to 900×800 px by using css and still retain the quality by using object fit cover.

I have seen people using 800$ smartphones' cameras without using the focus...

When you start using devrant!😁

not using my favorite motto enough

Bye bye facebook… 🕺

C++ using Visual Studio be like !

Well, sh*t.

There is special hell for people using GOTO in C and even more special hell for people using it in *this* context.

the benifit of using 24h mode

Using encryption is paranoid

Using SCRUM

x comes out.
Team: hey let's rewrite our project using x!

4 months later..

y comes out.

Team: x is so crappy, let's rewrite our project using y!

3 months later...

z comes out...

Team: why did we ever use y, let's rewrite our project using z!

.
.
.

I'm gonna start using this

Wonder which data structure they're using

Am I the only one being a better debugger when I’m drunk ?

Not using Windows

2017 and I am using perl

Why can't people just stop using IE?

Experience using MongoDB Atlas? Sure...

Bad dev habit: using a bazillion console.log/println like a caveman instead of using a proper debugger.

Solve it using stack overflow

using Notepad and Dreamweaver

Friend: why do I get this error help

[I check the logs]

Me: uh,its a OOM, did you allocate enough memory for GC?

Friend: wait hold on

[changes a method]

[works]

Friend: I shouldn't use this experimental method

Me: Cool man blog it

First time using pointers in C -.-

Using a library with a terrible API.

Manage to convince management to purchase new library.

Using new library.

Slowly creeps in that new library has a terrible API.

Best quote of the conference: If you are writing code without using TDD it's called developing if you are using TDD it's called engineering

That moment when you find out your school is using unsalted md5 passwords, and your school project requires using it too... FUCK

There are still companies using coldfusion.

When a project manager suggest using Wordpress

Anyone using
.tk
Domain?

My boss' face when i tell him i need a new server.

using dreamweaver hahaha

So, today I tried using my C/++ Code in Java using native jvm stuff.
It's cancer to make it work but damn it's cool.

Picking up a SOAP in jail is preferable to using the protocol.

When an intern asks if it is your first time using python, but I have been using it for years now. feelsbadman.jpg

What a developer on earth using AngularJS for form manipulation but using jQuery $.ajax to submit a form?

using fdisk be like...

Using Windows

Even thinking about using javascript

When your vim using college keeps on telling you to start using vim. EVERY DAY for the last two weeks..

Using internet explorer

Using my vacation time

New AD account.
cannot login.
Want to create a ticket.
Need a login to create ticket.
*genius*

Go to coworkers machine.
Open ticket there.
They respond, the user must create the ticket himself.

Ffs!

Not using Drupal anymore.

Using "Go fucking work" Chrome extension.

-Writes a function that I'm going to schedule for django.
-works in development.
-adds it to production cron using django-crontab
-not working.
-spends 3 hours editing code, searching for similar problems and reading documentations but find nothing wrong and it's still not working.
-maybe it's django-crontab so I decide to just write a custom management command and call it through cron.
-still not working.
-calls function using what I'm telling cron to do.
-everything works.
-?????????
-adds logs to cron command (sorry for not making it earlier)
-mfw the code is not working because I imported 'patterns' in urls.py which has been deprecated since django 1.8

Using Dropbox for my next project!

Me peacefully using Ubuntu.

I just saw the equalizer 2 at the cinema and about half way through there is a phone with "military grade encryption" on it. We see the phone screen showing the encryption and what is it? Freaking JQuery!

btw, i'm still using jquery

Google.

Which Linux are you using?

Day 1 of using Vim

First job was coding voice alarm s Systems (1998) primarily using Delphi and programming act microcontrollers using avrco pascal and act assembler.

They were happy days

I regret using this username...

Solved a problem while maintaining backward compatibility using reflection... Then i had to spend half an hour to justify using reflection.

Reflection is your friend (just don't overuse it)

Been using Snapchat for a while.
But yesterday I uninstalled it. Since morning, while using YouTube, I've been getting advertisements to install Snapchat. Where is the privacy?

Seriously? Using umlauts in an URL?

Using inline css

telegram user
not using anything else

Do people actually like using vim?

Using the waterfall model

So a few days ago windows decides to update. No alerts, nothing. Just a random update. 4 HOURS LATER it's still going "hi, we have a new update for you". By hour 5 it's finally done. My wonderful new desktop is a black screen with broken keyboard drivers (mouse still works somehow) and the other user accounts are also broken (but explorer somehow still loads). Then these motherfuckers have the nerve to send a dialog saying "congratulations on updating Windows to the latest version" ...... ;-;

reinstalled windows and everything works again. just need to download ~500Gb of programs on a >1mb/s connection.

fml

ps. this is my first rant, sorry if it's a bit incoherent.

When you do a login encryption using AES, rot13, Base64, rot13...
AES Password is also encrypted using rot13, Base64, rot13.

AND SOMEHOW IT DOESNT WORK FOR EVERYONE.

I cry

Worst thing to happen as a JavaScript developer is that someone on your team insists on using JQuery in a project using a JS framework like Angular.

Anyone still using DOS?

I saw a person using Windows using virtual box in Linux in a mac book.

Using white theme

And loving it

If you get into a fight that concerns whether Android or iOS is superior, you’re not using technology... it’s using you. And it’s sad.

I made this simple calculator app using Svelte and Spectre.css and packaged using Tauri.

"The web. Using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking. The computer screen, of course. The keyboard. The... bit that goes on the floor down there."

Using python

DOM Manipulation using VanillaJS. It's painfully fun.

Using PHP

Using devRant in day mode

"we need to account for every device and every browser that our clients are using" -_- stop using ie, you're the only "client" that will be using it to view your site. promise.

using blockchain, right?

Anybody using Firefox quantum

I just started using git

Started using a password manager. Never thought life would be so easier.

Btw, I'm using Lastpass (on free trail now). Any better recommendations, friends?

Oh look, the testers are using a production version of something when they should be using the TESTING version

iT DoeSnT wOrk!!!!!! aAaAAAaaaA

And the cycle continues...

I just got called an expert for using Linux 😂 I'm taking this computer research in Psychology module (Matlab), and I was the only one using Linux.

"F*ck Microsoft!" **posts online using Windows**

Well thanks to them, I was able to finish my f*cking project in college using Microsoft Office.

The joys of using windows.

IMAGINE USING WINDOWS CE IN 2019

The classic "using Windows Firewall" joke

Isn't a dev using the laptop keyboard like a professional mechanic using the toolkit that comes with the car?

Using Sequelize after years of using Entity Framework is like going from a space shuttle to a kite.

Reminder, include legal language in next project that says if we're using JIRA then we're using JIRA and not a thousand emails with requirements embedded in spreadsheets and PowerPoints.

So I just started using i3, it's amazing, might start using i3-gaps though

I just had to do this :( Can't wait for C# 8 and .NET Core 3

To all the people who complain about writing a delete or update query. Not to talk you down, but seriously. STOP WRITING RAW QUERIES AND USE AN ORM!

Fucking cloudflare!!

Flutter chat client using MQTT

I hate when companies use "hackable" as a feature. Pal, if my product was hackable I'd fix it ASAP.

They should just use customisable or something like that.

Using Javascript for your backend.

Using cool languages and frameworks!

using excel to track your development :)

I always end up building my own wrapper using the REST API rather than using the already existing SDKs to just avoid going through the docs!

Not using Git

What Linux distro are you using?

Why the fuck are still so many people using winrar? I'm not using it for well over a decade!

Okay but

Traveling salesman...

Using ebay

Anyone using this feature in chrome?

Long days back it was time taking to hack wifi password using coding on Linux kali ,by using few lines of codes etc,,

Nowadays Linux's kali's fern wifi cracker is too easy to use instead of using lines of code.
LOVE TO USE LINUX KALI

public class Celebrations {

public static void WishHappyBirthday(String toWho) {
if(toWho == null || toWho.isEmpty()){
System.out.println("Can't wish" +
"happy birthday to" +
"someone that doesn't exist");
return;
}

System.out.println("Happy Birthday " +
toWho + "!!!");
}
}

Those using VS2019 how is it?

Have stopped using 9gag completely since I started using devrant. Soon 9gag is going to be in a list of my 'to-be-deleted-apps'

Using an int for money matters

In C# should I be using collections over normal arrays?

What’s the difference and what are the benefits of using collections?

Can someone brag about using Arch when he spends more time using a live Ubuntu system to fix his Arch installation than actually using Arch?
Asking for a friend.

Using spaces

Using single character variable names.

I now want/have to move my personal project from using fltk to using Qt

... Send coffee, please

Using Linux.

using visual studio for Python is like using xCode for shell

My first software boss who didn't like sharing the source code...
OR using built in classes
and insisted on using frames because "they prevent caching" 😂

Anyone with good/certain experience in using UIkit?

I have started using it for one of my client's projects. There is no one I know of using it. So it will be awesome, if anyone can spare few minutes and discuss with me. (or answer my stupid questions :P)

ability to checkpoint life using git

What terminal font and om-my-zsh theme are you using? I'm using Inconsolata font and bullet-train theme 😎

Codeship build notifications using dbus notifications

So after using a handful of distros I think I will be using Manjaro for now. What is your favorite distro?

.gitignoring using wildcards

Generic Feedback form created using AI

Cloudflare using cloudflare 🤔

the moment other people are struggling finding a file using "find" in Linux and you find it using "locate" in seconds like a boss.

Not using proper naming schemes

Using i3 as a wm

ChromeBook for Web Dev using Cloud9?

I'd there a way to setup 2 Android phones so I can control one from another?

I want to take selfie using one phone using the other.

Using display: flex; for my disorders

I'm not sure if anyone besides me has ever done this. But I'm using git locally on my machine as a system restore of sorts for one of my programs. As well as a means to see what files are changing as i continue to use the program.

Using a light themed IDE is like being a waitress and using high heels.

Light themed IDE doesn't make you look hotter though...

How to kill yourself using HTML

What stack is devrant.com using?

React Native's docs are so shitty 🙄

A day using “0auth”, another day using “OAuth”...

Anyone still using dreamweaver?