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Search - "am i one"
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Worst meeting ever? The one I am in right now. I am trying to post this rant but a guy keeps asking me questions ...2
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Mastering git has become the best thing ever. I feel like a real code monkey. Swinging from branch to branch. Eating all the bug-eeee eeee ahhhhh oooh aaaaaaAAHHHHHH!2
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6:00 pm, no spirit to code,
11:00 pm, no spirit to code,
0:00 am, i might sleep in early tonight,
1:00 am, just one function,
2:00 am, I'm A God.1 -
Am I the only one who prefers laptop with numpad?
I feel like keyboards without a numpad are incomplete.12 -
I am pretty sick of people treating developers like forever alone geeks that roam the internet 24/7
I mean I am one but my point stands..
It does !2 -
Why am I able to write a quick search algorithm in JavaScript but am not able to talk to girls?
Shouldn't the second one be easier than the first one?
Shouldn't every human being be able to do the first one?298 -
I code, watch Big Bang Theory, sip coffee, and code again. I never leave the doorsteps except for my classes. Some say my life is sad.
Is it? Anyone out there like this?18 -
Yes. I am one of those guys. After desktop hits ~1gb of b/s and 100+ files... yeah... I do this. I am not ashamed of it. I am living the life. I am free of clutter. I suck.11
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Am I the only one who sees a post that begins with "Am I the only one..." and automatically downvotes?
You are not a special snowflake, there are millions just like you, live with it.5 -
After one year of learning to code I am still not sure if I am an adequate programmer or a really effective Google user...5
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Am I the only one who keeps adding articles to pocket and seldom checks it
Procrastination..
I mean literally.4 -
Am I the only one happy that no-one can post images anymore? Kinda refreshing that all the crappy memes are gone 😂6
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When your internal timezone automatically changes over the weekend and you have to get it back to "normal" but then somehow end up not sleeping at all 😅😐😑😪2
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Why am I so fucking bad with estimates? I am literally 20 hours over on this one thing because it’s so goddamn annoying to deal with.9
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Man, I am not a stickers guy, but I am seriously considering putting one or more of these on my apple monitor at work.2
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I was one of the 'popular' guys in school you know the cool ones and dumb as fuck. Now I am the nerd one lol. Seems like I found a passion.4
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I just found out google web dev tools let you copy a request as curl command!
Time to scrape some websites baby!8 -
Am I the only one, who craves for a little praise? Just one little "good job" now and then would make wonders.5
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Hello there,
I am new here and I have Quick Question for u guys,
Q: how can one become the best programmer in the world ?
Comment in one word.72 -
I am looking for a job, does any one needs a ceo or a consultant? I can be helpful. I have experience of four failed projects, two were of my own and have experience of one successful one.27
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I'm surprised that nearly no one here in the company listens to music while working. Am I the only one who does this!?!4
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Found this using elementary os
So while browsing the market i found this "thing"
Am am the only one who things that this is a huge BS?11 -
I hate jerks that cut in front of me to grab a seat on a train.... No civility and I am clearly disabled too...
Now I am waiting for the next one...2 -
Am I the only one to see the contradiction between the first point and the last one 🤔?
(Job post from Quartal Financial Solutions)11 -
At what point can I claim to not be a script kiddie anymore?
Like, I've built compilers, and interpreters for an excel-like syntax, I refactored a pdf-parsing library from the ground up. I managed databases and wrote protocols for communicating with hardware.
But most of my experience is with python / nodejs / golang. It is only recently that I started playing with C and rust for actual efficient system code.8 -
Got selected for an internship and I was really happy. But I am the only one selected and the company is a startup and i am responsible for the entire fullstack development of their site with no technical senior...... I am so nervous and scared to make a mistake...6
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Am I the only one who creates a new account on stackoverflow everytime I get limitations for asking questions12
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Am I the only one who hates when I enter a simple question like "PHP memory limit" and the first link *isn't* the official PHP documentation? Who gives a flip about some fancy third-party webpage where they write a whole flippin' article about a simple directive?
Ugh... The priority Google...6 -
Is it weird that, despite the professional setting, when a client actually thanks us/me for swift/efficiently done job that I feel a little happier with myself?1
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What's your favorite vscode theme ?
Personally i use one dark pro and i am looking for a new one maybe.
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I am Hindu, we already have so many gods
And I am planning to create one more 'Javascript God'
For giving me 'wealth' , satisfaction, purpose and meaning in life
😁 Holy JS 😁3 -
Company's main server got an upgrade and I am installing the new one from scratch now.
The new server hoster has custom images and CDRoms. One of them is called "Arch Linux"...
I... I am very attempted! -
I don't know how to feel about this: in the dev team I am the only one working with a dark theme.
Are they real developers? Where am I?6 -
Does anyone every get JOB from Linkedin ??
I am continuously applying from last 1-2 month and I just got.. Thanks for your interest but we are not moving with your application. No Matter if it is basic skill level Job or higher one? I wonder if I am the only one facing this13 -
First rant... I'm on a large project where en use Git. Apparently I am the only one who, after pulling the dev branch, do multiple local commits to track (and possibly) undo my local work before I merge into development again. Everyone else do ONE local commit. Am I gitting wrong?!4
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Well i am working as an intern at this startup. Initially it was all simple crons and database. After one month one of the founder asks me to map two tables, create an api, integrate a fucking payment gateway and i am now left with a lot of work and confused state of mind.
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Am I the only one that thinks that there should be, a preview of the comment that's being replied to, inside the reply?5
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i am tired of the mood swings that come with being alone. whenever i make something i am proud of i realize having no one to share it with.
unfortunately i am not the hermit i would like to be.10 -
Has anyone worked with US census data api ? How would you rate it ? I just saw the first page of documentation and I am lost.
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i am switching jobs like a monkey switches trees. I never leave a branch before I grab the other one.1
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!rant
Hello, World! (Couldn't help myself)
What are some of y'all's favorite books? I am finishing Ready Player One right now, and I am looking for some new reading material. Suggestions?11 -
I am thinking of buying a new desktop.
Would it be better if I built one myself or bought a prebuilt one?17 -
I am this shitty ass frontend dev that knows one language and one framework, I only do light logic and I can't even do a quick sort algorithm.9
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Why am I not a queen of blunders. I did one line wrong in the code, my senior has to spent a lot of time on it. I spent like 2 days on it. Turned out to be one of my blunders.
I am so tired. I am done. I will. complete my 4 years in industry soon and this ks what I do.
This is not the first time due to small issues things are delayed.2 -
Coffee hands down.
I am one those who work late at night till 3 am. Can't pull that of without coffee man! -
Am I the only one to this date who still doesn't feel comfortable using the NumPad? I always have the NumLock key turned off and people who borrow my computer get annoyed by that. I've always typed numbers using the row above the letters. Typing numbers on the NumPad is very slow and unnatural to me. Is someone else out there feeling the same?4
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Am I the only one that when he haves to download something (a map for a game, as example) download a whole pack and end having 40k files that I'll for sure not use them all..?
Because it finds out I just downloaded 200k files... :)joke/meme files download storage hello i am his hdd please come and free me space am i the only one pack2 -
I hate myself. I’m trying to grow my client base by proactively cold-calling and cold-emailing and cold-visiting dozens of likely prospects. There just appears to be no other way to do this in my area. I don’t have the thousands of dollars per month required to get traction in online ads. Why do I hate myself? Because I have to stoop as low as the sales bros I can’t stand to be around. Feeling like a car salesman in a cheap pinstriped suit. I got into tech so I wouldn’t have to do this crap. But how am I supposed to get clients without the shuck and jive of being a salesman? Ugh.2
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I need advice fellow developers, am I stubborn?
So I lost an argument in my team regarding constant vs variable directly in a method for stored procedure names.
I separated names of procedures into their own StoredProcedureConstants file because it makes it very easy to see all procedures used in a project and refactor their names if necessary. Argument against was that you loose time creating a constant. Am I silly if I am alergic to seeing quotation marks stuff without its designated purpose throughout the code?
Their way is adding var procedureName = "cc.storeProcedureName" directly in a method. I just can't find my peace with it. To me this is a magic string.
Am I being unreasonable?3 -
I am back to DevRant after about 2.5 years.
scrolling to some posts for a feew days now. I am wondering - is no one using arch anymore?
I am! So you know for sure now!10 -
I frikin' love updating Gitlab, every time I do, I feel a sense of dread that some part of the process breaks and I will have to dive head first into the huge thing, with almost no knowledge of how the internals work!
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Well I am not good at level design but this one has gone really hard even I am not able to complete it once to debug completely ! #unity3d #gamedev
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I might've missed some things here. But am I the only one who noticed that everyone's avatar is pixelized?3
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no one:
literally no one:
random 14 year olds tryna get the free stickers: I am a full stack developer currently working in Google4 -
I am not sure if VMware gave its blessing to this design for UBEReats ...
or am I the only one who thinks at VMware when seeing those people? -
This is my first one :)
I am currently persuing B.Tech in CSE, and yes I am thinking that I can crack Google.
Jokes apart let me cout<<"Hello World"<<endl; first.1 -
Am I the only one waving around when working with the Constraint Layout in android....feeling like am directing traffic
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Am I the only one here with spurious notifications? It says I have one or two even immediately after I've checked (and there weren't any).