Listening to two girls argue about how thin their eyebrows are is what you deserve for forgetting your headphones at home

Don't try this at home 😋

Took a leave from office citing valentine's day and now I am sitting at home working on my personal project.

Yaaaayyyyy....

Hacker uses windows media player to hack into police database....

//Happens only in Indian movies

PS : don't try it at home.

Just received my new internet connection at my home
Glassfibre ftw!! 😁😁😁

Nothing new on DevRant.
Close DevRant.
Stare at home screen.
Open DevRant.

Don't try this at home

Forgot rubber duck at home...
Had to improvise...

Kids, dont try this at home.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *CLICK*

A.K.A terminal russian roulette.

don't think I'd be allowed this at work, but at home, its an amazing way to release my programming frustrations!

1) Stop going to univershity
2) Started python coding at home from online courses.
3) Got the best paid job among batchmates.

A recruiter just invited me to Christmas dinner at her home to "discuss some business opportunities", so there's that.

I was writing tests at work and rather enjoying myself.

Boss insisted we all go home early because "holiday halfsies," so I semi-unhappily pack up and go home. At home, I write tests for a personal project instead.

Dev life.

Its only been 5 mins in the app...already feeling at home.

When you want to go home from the airport but some morron names his hotel "at home"

Upgraded to a 40" 4k Monitor at home and now my dual 24" 1080p monitors at work feel like toys.

When the UI developer completes the work but has left logic at home

Forgot my headphones at home, Monday can't be worse

Decided to work several days at home. Made my home working place comfy with TV as second monitor.

I forgot my USB cable at home. I have tested my app like this all day

I recently got a folded piece of paper from a young lady. I asked her if we want to meet again, but she only said "Open the folded piece of paper at home. ". At home i opened the fpop and it said "015772549658 <3".

Dammit i knew that she didnt want to meet again.

Don't want to go back to work and code, there's much better things to do; Like stay at home and code instead.

So at work I sit in front of a computer just to afford to sit at home in front of a computer 🤔🤔

I’ll work at home! I’m sure I’ll be more productive!

Trying to extend 15 year old code.

Found

#define private public

at the beginning of a sourcecode file....

Time to go home.

Corporate proxies that block resources web developers can't work without are the worst, preventing npm and composer from working at all. Easier to work from home than at work.

At home I am root. At work I am at the mercy of incompetent monkeys and their shoddy restrictive systems...

Anyone else?

Someone fucking scratched my personal laptop. No one at home ready to take the responsibility. 😒

You can work from anywhere... anywhere in the world!

Hmmm... Yeah, right! But not when management likes warm bodies at the office.

I hate, hate, absolutely HATE having to travel to work, spending at least 45min to an hour in traffic just to get to work! 😤😡 And then rinse and repeat to get home... which means I'm up at 5:30 every morning to be at work by 7:30, only to get home past 18:00 - traffic permitting! *sigh* 😩

This is going to be a very long day...
I forgot both headphones and glasses at home, RIP brain

Takes 5 days leave from work.

Still codes at home.

#Me

This is my at-home setup. No laptops here.

Wake Up at 06:30 am
Go to work and be tired
Come home at 5 pm
Go to bed at 10 pm
Cant sleep until 3 am

Repeat for three weeks

Setup at home

Imagine this Speed at home 😱

Time to download a 20GB image on corporate network: 7 hours.
Time to tell my NAS at home to download the image, go home - by public transport - copy the 20GB file to my laptop (already downloaded before I get home) and travel back to the office... 1 hour 50 minutes.
My office even has fibre optic and my home copper...

After 8 hours of focusing on two monitors at work, I go home so I can focus on my own two monitors.

Today I get off at 1pm. Because of weather conditions. I swear i love this job.

Gonna pick my baby girl from the daycare at a good time. Head home, get us some hot chocolate and learn more about Smalltalk while mom gets home.

Today is gon b a good day.

Awwww yii

A long developement day start when you forget your headphones at home.

We need to use VPN to ssh into the university's server when on a university WiFi, but not at home.

#ohTheSecurity

I hate having a 12 hour shift at subway after studying neural nets at home...

I bought myself a small summer gift 😍
This may or may not encourage me to work more at home this summer.

!rant
My new work/study place at home, yay! :D

My crib when no one is at home. TV = second screen

That moment when you realise you sit in front of a computer all day at work to afford sitting in front of a computer all night at home.

What is with people bringing in their flu to the office? Stay at home

The worst part about using the computers at my school is that my $200 mechanical rgb programmable keyboard with macro keys is at home.

I LOVE WORK FROM HOME!! I love it sooooo much. You suckers think I’m actually doing work? HAHA. No honest, I’m so much more productive at home than in the office! Hahaha I love this!!!

I don't swear while in office.
I don't swear while at home.
It takes me about an hour to get home, during that time tho ...

Sitting at home, looking at my facebook friends. Im noticing a trend that all the people getting diplomas are the ones who dont even have a github account.

It sucks when you use eclipse at work and use intellij at home.

The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.

at office: i’ll bookmark this web page so i can check it once i reach home

at home: i’ll bookmark this web page so i can check it once i’m at office

Tonight I left the phone's GPS on, and this morning Google Maps adviced me to "save your new home address for faster navigation". Yeah, thanks for noticing that I'm going trough a breakup and that I'm sleeping at a friend's home

That moment when Restaurent Wifi is more faster than yours at Home

I only use super old mechanical keyboards at home... anyone else? 😄

Consume plenty of beer, both at the office and at home.

Just received my devrant swags. Finally i have a programmer buddy at home.

Thank you devrant!

when your busy at home

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Today I built my own desktop. Ready for varnishing and some legs :D home made office for working at home

He makes university trips as well now, after having settled at home. He's adapted to the student life well.

First Day here and I feel so at home lol 🏠

When you forget your headphones at home... -_-

I literally can not go back to a single display setup. I have a dual display both at home and at office.

Thanks to @C0D4 I rediscovered Folding@Home!

I've been running this on a very powerful server at home at full-speed for a few days now (quite some cores being used to the max right now, it's like I have a vacuum cleaner running full-time in my place 😄)

Then, last night it hit me that I have quite a few servers running close to idle (rented ones).....

I'm now running a total of 4 servers at full capacity with Folding@Home.

Can recommend!

so evil, do not try it at home.

I will be working from home tomorrow.

*Today*

I am at office because fuck me! I forgot my laptop charger here.

As a person who spends 99.99% of his time at home if not at school programming, reading, and watching netflix, what can I do to develop my social skills?

Telling my boss I am sick and work at home.

Just learning but this is beautiful and feels at home

— Can I have mechanical keyboard?
— We have keyboard at home
Keyboard at home:

Do not try at home! 😅

So my 2020 started by eating a curb at 01:30 am while biking home drunk.
No bad injuries.

-Code all day at college
-Get home to rest
-Bored
-Back to coding all night

I use Windows at home. Linux at work.

The last couple of days I was "forced" to work in Windows due to the need of Microsoft Word for documentation.

I just noticed today, that when I rebooted and entered Gnome shell again, it felt like coming home.

:)

My setup when programming at home 😎

At a wedding when I'd rather be home coding.

He shutdown the server went home thinking it was his VM. Didn't take a second look at what happened.
--my past

I'm on my way to work and I forgot my headphones at home. It's horrible. I can hear people talk and stuff.

Luckily I got my trusty noise cancelling pair at work.

I don’t know how it’s possible I use nearly 300 GB wifi on one day without being home.... This can’t be correct at all. Other days around 30/70 gb and not home 296...

Worked from home,
Ate lunch at home,
Stayed in for dinner.

I did not see the sky at all yesterday. 😫

Family gone for 2 months. Me and my laptop will be the only one at home. Let the code begin.

I forgot my headphones at home 😱😱😱

Found this little helper on my way home at a yard sale 😍

My biggest distraction: Working at home. I have a student job at my university and work at home. Just visit my boss every other week to show him the results.
So I always thought it's amazing to work at home. No need to travel to the work space, I can arrange my time as I like, noone's constantly watching what I'm doing.
Sounds great, right? Yeah it is, but is it productive? Lol no.

I'm getting distracted by everything. New mail about some kickstarter stuff, one hour wasted. "Can you help me with that computer problem?" Yeah sure. "Wanna play some League of Legends with us?" Sure, but just one round, I need to work. Ten rounds later I wrote like three lines of code.

I could ignore all that stuff, but I'm at home and can do whatever I want, right?
Results in me working through all night, because then there's noone to distract me.

Anyone else working from home today? Love that my current workplace has this option.

My previous workplace would have laughed in your face if you even suggested of working at home! Only our bosses were allowed to work from home (surprise surprise?)

Hey guys, remember my batman pen ...is one of the picked pens at codepen io home page...feeling excited 😀😀😍

When you find you didn't push the work you did at home the other day.

When your internet at home is literally 20x faster than the one at the office.

Best part of having your own office is using it to get away from chaos at home and unwind

Don't panic and break up your big problem into smaller problems and solve them in a logical cadence.

Also, when you go home at night...turn off man. If you take your work home with you, you will go mental.

Upgraded my phone at the weekend. New phone turned up a day early, and Vodafone also sent me a surprise Google Home Hub

I keep entering my password from work at home

Have to work from home for at least a few weeks..

i hate working from home..
my team Is all the social life i have. Already miss them after 1 day.

Programming at home:
"Wowo!Everything is working!"
Programming in a school test:
"Wowo!Another F"

Getting out of my forsaken house. Can concentrate on campus and at work. But NEVER at home :/

Germans get made fun of for being focused on work and not wanting to have fun (at work).

But it's exactly what I like about them. I would join and work at a German company in a split second.

Fuck all the small talks and fun Fridays, let's just get the work done, get paid and go home and have fun at home.

Doing more work during the night, at home, rather than at work, during daytime.

At the office, if I remember I'll also post the home setup

I really start to lose motivation to work when working from home..
I find myself watching YouTube videos for 4-5h a day instead of working..

Still get my sprint work done but man, it’s so boring after a year at home..

I use a MacBook Pro at home and a Windows laptop at work. The trackpad on the Windows laptop is flaky, so I prefer to use it with an external mouse.

However, my desk at home is kind of glossy/reflective, so if I’m working at home on the Windows laptop and trying to use the mouse, it doesn’t work well at all.

Since I don’t actually have a mousepad (I only ever use the trackpad on the MacBook Pro), I started looking around the house for something I could use instead that would make the mouse work better. I needed something large, rectangular, non-reflective, heavy enough that it wouldn’t slide around the desk as I moved the mouse...

Went into home office today.
Forgot the laptop charger.

Half the days over and I'm at 16% battery.

Fuck.

when I'm at work I program. when I get home I program. how do you guys avoid burning out?

Both kids and my wife are home today.

Up until COVID working at home was great.

Today I work in the Palace of Pandemonium.

A 27" monitor with a 1080p resolution is a match made in hell. Oh the eye bleach. (At home I got 30" with 2k or 1440p resolution. Much better viewing experience.)

I'm having my first day in the office in the new job after two week of remote work. I think I will prefer working from home office definitly (even though the office coffee machine is nice).

It doesn't help that the internet connection in the office is 100 Mbit and at home I have 1 Gbit.

Brought my Mac to holidays so I can code... while at it, I realized that I left the charger at home ..Now I'll have to go home with a depressed state of mind

Boss: How can we keep the office clean?
Me: By staying at home

I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?

Rant!

A colleague bought a mechanical keyboard to the office today.

Pro: if you miss a deadline you can blame that colleague.

Con: schizophrenia.

@devrant can I have a shirtless avatar please? Because that's how I work most of the time at home.

"we have daft punk at home"

Needs tidying and I’m not exactly using it for work at the moment... but this is my home office / bedroom setup.

There’s an Alienware Alpha hiding behind the MacBook, but it hasn’t actually been on more than once since the MacBook came home... 😂

Obligated photo of my setup at work/home.

My setup at work and at home. I'm using Ubuntu on both.
I hardly use my desk at Home. Most of the time I'm using the notebook while I'm watching TV.

Please stay at home...

I've spent my entire day at work planning my next home project. Probably the most productive day I've had at this company!

When I'm home: Oh look! Overwatch!
When I'm at work: Fucking genji..

Finally... My setup at home!
Though wires are dangling everywhere!!

omg, I forgot my headphones at home, help

That feeling when you get to work and realize you forgot your charger back at home. Wonderful.

Have you tried to listen to a programming conference at 6:00 while driving home after the night shift?

Stupid fucking MySQL.
I thought I have fixed your fucking issue.
I'm hungry and I wanna go home. It's 19:38 now.
I was up since 05:00 and started coding at like 06:00.
Grrrrrrrrr fucking piece of shit.

// Or was it the laptop at home that I fixed this issue? I don't know anymore. I'll try to fix you at other day.

5 steps to make your coworkers go nuts.

Step 1: Get on their computer while they're not around.
Step 2: Choose a bit of their code and make it so it's in one long line.
Step 3: Comment out the line.
Step 4: Change the text color to the color of the editor's background.
Step 5: Watch them going nuts.

My gf tonight
3am: well be returning for 4am
4am: dont worry, at 5 metros start
5am: lets get home at 6
Fuckit

What I Like about Home Office?
My squeaky clean toilet. No colleagues who Block the toilet, no colleagues who seem to forget their bathroom cleanliness at home

What will you do when you are at home and Internet is not working?

My setup while on vacations at parents' home:

I kinda feel at home here in devRant because I'm someone who enjoys complaining just for the sake of complaining.

when everything you attempt to type in Monday morning is riddled with typos, because your keyboard at home is slightly different than your keyboard at work

When you spend hours doing cross browser capability checks on your PC workstation at work and your web app looks like trash on Safari on your Mac at home.

I love my girl and working at home, but she’s the one who fucks the rhythm up.

I only have one laptop monitor to myself at home, so I overcompensate at work.

Also, my phone has a potato camera.

My setup at college is probably better than mine at home

According to many of the rant posts, I am not a programmer.

I wake up 8 in the morning, eat breakfast at home and then get to the office at 9. Work till noon and then enough 1 hour lunch, back from lunch work till like 6-7 pm, have dinner at office then head to the gym workout for an hour to an hour and half and then head home, shower and sleep at 11:59 pm.

At the age of 10 I got interest in ''changing computer'' things. I started to watch over the shoulder (I don't know if you can say that in English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) of my dad. He programmed I2C and other microcontroller.
I started with little batch files and Visual Basic. I think we all know the ''Virus'' with shutdown 😂
At school in the computer lesson we learned a few other languages. I was the only one who learned these languages at home too. The biggest problem is that you think ''I learn at school and at home I can play games''.
Some day I started to learn PHP and Java at home. I came to Java with Minecraft. Yes, Minecraft. You can learn so many things (like the structure of a network packages from the server) and you can visualize everything with blocks.
Since the professional colleague we learn C# and Python which I use in some projects at home too, for example for the rasperrypi.
Now I'm 17 and I can C#, Visual Basic, PHP, JS, Python, JS and HTML

Trying to login with your office creds at home...

my desktop at home

When i work at home this beauty keeps me company <3

I wish I could bring my setup at work. I'm way less productive at work than I am at home.

Admin home page secured well, but every CRUD page available without admin authentication on prod environment... for at least 3 weeks

STOOOOP TELLING ME THE TABLE DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO CREATE THE DAMN TABLE NOT TELL ME IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU FUCKING DID IT AT HOME ON MY DESKTOP SO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Taking a work from home and later realising how you miss the monitors at your office. :/

That feeling when you've been at home for 20 minutes and already want to go back to work. Wait, no. Reverse that.

Open office, forgot headphones at home

When you are at home and busy and your boss need you to maintain some code.

EVEN IF YOU ARE DEAD

I can do the fuck I want at home! Sharing Home Office setup, right monitor is private

I get distracted too easily at home

My laptop battery is shit so I can't use it outside

Now that most people at our company is working remotely at home, the worst thing is that everyone thinks I can somehow magically fix their home network..

That moment you reach work and realize you forgot your headphones/earphones at home! Sigh...

Love working from home because I can literally scream at the stupid commentary that appears in my inbox.

I'm a bit late I know (only 10 years or so), but I never use windows explorer and especially not the home directory with its ridiculous location... but why the heck is it not possible to access the home directory from windows explorer? There are bullshit categories like videos and music, but no direct link to the home directory. The small arrow at the "root" of the adress bar seems to be the only way to access users home. WTF?

My company won't pay for the internet I use at home during working hours.

How can people work with those surface of sun level bright white IDE themes? Like, do you wear your sunglasses at home too?

I think I'm going insane from working at home. I feel so fucking unproductive.

me: mom I want metaverse
mom: we have metaverse at home
metaverse at home:

Back in office after 5 months of COVID work from home... Now my office screen feels positively tiny - and curved to the back, because I'm so used to my 33'' curved LCD at home... FML.

Was in the mood for distro hopping and installed Parrot (home edition, don't really care about pentesting but privacy features were a plus). Lovely distro. Already feel at home.

I am on eat..!

Fuuuuuck my DNS server crashed and I'm not at home D:

First time alone at home on Christmas Eve.. feels strange, folks.

Mr Chew, if I leave my phone at home while I'm at work, is tiktok going to sleep with my wife?

Parents asking me to do stuff. (I work remotely at home)

when i said "can i resume my work at home?" it means "can i go home now and let me sleep? i have worked since morning until now (almost morning again) and you my dear PM stop watching youtube and start to feel my pain".

90% of my time at work is spent debugging and fixing a horrible mess of years-old legacy spaghetti. The only "real" coding I do is my personal hobby projects at home.

I'm learning Vue.js at home but I'm forced to learn Knockout.js at work because of legacy code. Makes me want to jump out a window.

I like to dev at home than at work, and you guys what do you prefer ?

I got burnt out working from home than at the office

Leave my work at home. Play music and games to get away. Sleep and wake up with the solution.

went shopping at Aldi where they reduce their impact on the environment by using cloth bags you bring from home. forgot the bags. now my carbon footprint reduction is canceled because I gotta drive home and get the bags.

"rose" of alphonse mucha is my favourite desktop item for the time. she watches over me as i code at home.

rant
When you come 1000kms away from office to home.. and promise to do WFH and the wifi at home is slow...
Killing me!!
Too many backlogs this sprint...

Instead of "work from home", I expected "rest from home" at least till Corona goes away.

But I am a pro-grammer.

Client calls saying there's a problem with their site that he just noticed at home....

When at work: take a shit.
When at home: take a shit and/or shower.

Insufficient food which caused many of us to go out to find some. Unfortunately most shops are closed on weekends and I ended up went home and continued my hack at home.

upcoming life choices :

- leave home( and a lifestyle where i live/eat rent free, save 90% of pay check, start work at 12pm and end at 4pm but still renowned for being the most productive engineer, workout and party) to live near office and wfo 3 days/week

- quit a relaxed job + look for a similar role in highly competitive/unstable economy + stay at home with parents who are very much controlling, and repeatedly quarrelling amongst themselves and/or with me/my choices

yepp, both points are true about my home life: its a physical paradise as well as an emotional hell

How NOT to cross compile code to Windows:

Chrome Remote Desktop →
Shitty Wi-Fi hotspot →
Mac at home →
VirtualBox Windows VM

*working on a small project at home*
Uk its been few hours lets have dinner
*checks time*
2:30 AM
Fuck

I am trapped at Dave and Busters with a bunch of kids. I can't drink cause I have to drive them home.

I have a 3 monitor setup at home. 2 are used for coding, 1 for playing Netflix/YouTube as "background entertainment".

I miss my office fast internet connection. I only have 100 Mbps download / 35 Mbps download here at home.

Sat at home Giggling away to devRant. My partner asks what I'm laughing at and all I can say is: sorry my devRant to English transpiler is broken.

My employer requires admin privileges to update cleartype settings :) I forgot my glasses at home just let me fix it :/

At the end of the day,

When you realise that this Bug is not that easy,

And go home sad :(

As a dev (all kind of dev ) what is something you struggle with in a work environment? Or at home?

I wish I could sleep at work and work from home, maybe then my life would be better

When you’re out of town for the night and you left your MacBook at home on your desk... what a genius I am.

Right, updating avatar to reflect summer suit

Short and T-Shirts (optional if at home office)

Nothing better than stay at home during a thunderstorm, writing some shit in VS and drinking some whisky

any ideas on getting into the "zone" quicker? always have trouble especially at home 🐒

Work from home is kewl but I miss my friends at the office.

Rant to myself: Don't try to be too smart, you dipshit!

3 weeks ago I packed 2 small changes in one commit, because I was sure (and obviuosly lazy) that no one will ever need these special changes separate.

Guess what happened today? Right, I had to make a change on an old version and needed the one half of this commit.
Cherry-picking ended up in changes I don't need and furthermore some nice collisions.

Thank you very much, past me, for saving 2 minutes 3 weeks ago, which now wastes half an hour.

- Hey, could you help me understanding your method? I'm trying here to implement it on my side but it doesn't work
- I'm not at home right now and don't remember the code i wrote. I will look at it when i get back home
- Ye but can you explain it briefly?
- I JUST FUCKIN TOLD YOU I DONT REMEMBER IT EXACTLY, I AM NOT AT HOME AND I DON'T FUCKIN HAVE THE COMPUTER WITH ME. WHAT HE FUCK WAS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND?

Why do people even need anything more than 100Mbps at home?
Are you guys running data centers at home?

Did you end up with a desktop setup at home or do you strictly stick with a laptop and dock it at home?

Migrate ProdDB to postgres tonigth. Couse you dont have a life waiting at home. :'(

20 hour work day, yay.

At least it's not dark when I finally get home...

Dude how the hell are u even staying at home, I have been home for like a week now and IDK what to do, im bored as fuck.

Umm okay try writing my code in prolog, u would wish the inverse.

Wifi not working at my home.... What to do with my life??