In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

I said camel toe instead camel case in a meeting today...

I thought the duck can help, but instead it pooped on my laptop

Commenting out unneeded code instead of deleting it.

Deleted a failed test instead of fixing it.

Maybe we should go to Emacs or Atom instead 😂

Shouldn't it be ++ instead of +1? :D

Did this instead of commenting it out...

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

When you install eclipse instead of IntelliJ

When you realize JS Arrays are actually lists instead of actual arrays

People who use spaces instead of tabs

Every time I write Strong instead of String i do 10 push ups.

I often type localghost instead of localhost
*giggles*

It also applies to using structs instead of classes.

Whenever I use eject command instead of pushing button on CD drive

My asshole coworkers talking about how programmers without a degree are worth shit and cannot achieve anything in industry besides working from startup to startup.

Well, surprise, I'm sitting right next to them, in the same big company and I don't have ANY higher education at all.

Just because I prefer more hands-on experience than theory stuff doesn't make me worse developer than those bastards. I just learn more from working on something, than from sitting in classroom and taking notes.

Fortunately people at HR and boss also valued my previous experience when they hired me, but now having to work with those guys every day is killing me.

I created devRantron in Electron instead of JavaFX or QT

Ok... But... Why?

Why would you use PowerShell instead of bash... Just... Why...

When you accidentally buy 20 keyboards instead of 1...

M instead of K wasted my whole day. So much furious 😡

Finishing projects instead of starting new ones

When you need to finish your code but visit this site instead

Commenting out legacy code, instead of deleting it

Become a therapist. Inspect people instead of DOM elements.

Using "else" instead of "otherwise" everywhere!! 😶

My developer girlfriend 'throws' a book instead

Typing 'pubic' instead of 'public' is always fun!

When you mistakenly end a sentence with a semicolon instead of a period;

- Was working in a JS file for a website.
- Decided to move file into a folder for better organisation.
- Made folder, copied file into it.
- Spent 30 minutes wondering why changes weren't working, questioning my JS skills and life in general.
- Called friend asking for assistance, he's as confused as I am.
- Realised while speaking to him that I never deleted the file that was copied, and had been making changes to that the entire time.

Needless to say I was a little bit embarrassed.

The trick is to meditate instead of masturbate

What if I prefer +=1 instead of ++ ?

Every time I type "pubic" instead of "public"

Writing "from" instead of "form", spending one hour to find the bug...

PLEASE, stop using apt-get. It's depreciated. Use apt instead.

Thank you.

Anyone who uses spaces instead of tabs is a freaking monster.

By learning the basis of things instead of just using them.
for example I learn cryptographic algorithms behind ssl instead of just using it.

Finally a community that understands me instead of judging me 👍🏻

Accidentally clicked on "Rebuild" instead of "Build".

UGH

Taking a picture of my screen with my phone instead of screenshooting it

Randomly using // on documents instead of parenthesis

What's so wrong with just saying "my phone" instead of saying "my IPhone"?

I really dont get it when people cry over "when sending password in emails".

Had a customer today that wants us to send credentials on WhatsApp instead because it is "secure" instead of email, because email is insecure... .

Why the fuck can’t you deselect floors in elevators ?
GOD DUCKING HELL!

20 for loop instead of a recursive solution

When they pay with gratitude and respect for the project instead of money.

Convinced the PM to just buy a plugin instead...

Am I the only one who prefers the keyboard instead of keyboard+mouse?

Ctrl+Q instead of Ctrl+W in Firefox. Yup happens every time.

I should build my own CDN instead of trusting BIG CORPS like Cloudflare

When you ask Batman for help and he needs help instead. 😂

I subconsciously use semicolons (;) instead of periods (.) whenever I'm writing a word document.

I just wrote "git vomit" instead of "git commit".

I don't work on bugs. Instead I improve the usability of undocumented features.

Who called them coffee shop renovations instead of java updates?

Always thought 'int' meant 'initialise' instead of 'integer'

Until I ran into floats.

Ask them questions instead of giving answers.

That moment when you search for ipconfig instead of cmd

Apple you drove of delusional suckers! When will your retarded fashion devices finally support WEBP?!

A gallery page with images, and thanks to WEBP, it's 408 kB. Because Google made WEBP and handed out a well documented CLI FOSS compression tool that even can convert the source PNGs to lossy WEBP with bloody transparency. Well done, Google!

Except that Apple's shitty management can't take it that Google actually made something nice, so no WEBP. Instead, JPEG-2000 that enjoys nearly no fucking tool support. The free tools that even can deal with that mostly don't support transparency, and the encoder sucks donkeys so that JPEG still fucks JPEG-2000 big time.

So it's JPEG with matching background for iOS. Fine, but since JPEG's blocky artifacts are much more visible, the compression can't be that high, and it's 769 kB. That's 88% more image data for Shittari than for non-retarded browsers and even Edge! EDGE!!

Oh and if the user changes light/dark system mode according to surrounding light conditions, guess what happens? Yep, since JPEG doesn't support transparency, now it's different JPEGs with dark background via the media query in the "picture" element, and it's another 754 kB download. Bloody 1523 kB instead of 408 kB, that's a factor of 3.7!

Fuck your ass Crapple, with an electric eel!

Typed "git" instead of "get" twice this morning

== instead of ===

wasted my 30 minutes by calling sizeof() instead of strlen(). Daamn !!

Hmm, Tinder with code samples instead of pictures...

How's your day going?

I ran "source .bash_history" instead of "source .bash_profile"

I kinda want to quit programming and restore vintage bicycles instead.

Don’t worry about titles, instead aspire to be a better programmer.

I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

Using Notepad++ for HTML, PHP and CSS instead of a proper IDE

A devrant app patch that shows the full rant ALWAYS instead of Read More...

When you ask people for help but they choose to ++ your rant instead

Developer voting system uses +1 and -1 instead of ++ and -- 🤓

I can't stand when people use (SomeBoolean == false) instead of (!SomeBoolean)

Finding a bunch of "else if" instead of "switch"

why are you using 'Y' and 'N' instead of a boolean???????

Pressing ALT-F4 instead of clicking the X button

Intended to type
sudo chown -R name:name ./*
Instead typed
sudo chown-R name:name /*

Couldn't find my earphones while going for work. Took a leave instead

That moment when you write 'bar' instead of 'var' in your JS file.

Wish you lots of useful codes instead of shit and crap codes.

When you should be coding, but instead just check the newest Rants

I should doing some work but instead watching anime 6 hours straight.

Over use of !important statements instead of fixing the real issue.

That moment when instead of debugging, you use cout to see the results...

Accidentally typing 'git ass .' while pair programing instead of 'git add .'

I found myself recently in need of a stress ball. Bought this instead.

Somehow I hope that we will continue with wka0 instead of wk100...

When ya want to serve Burger but ya need to get Debugger instead.....

Instead of having nice, exciting dreams.... you dream of algorithm solutions...

Use hard-coded string literals instead of using string resources in Android projects.

I don't care what idea you have. I am not joining your "startup" as a technical co-founder. I too wish I could go to the store and buy bread with fucking equity

When people use the word "codes" instead of "code" it makes me uncomfortable...

Once I ordered a pack of highlighters for Amazon Prime Day and accidentally received a GTX 1080TI graphics card instead. Last year, I received a saw blade instead of some sunscreen. Any of you receive any "accidental treasure" from Amazon?

Living, instead of surviving.

"Design for many instead of designing for money." - Victor Papanek

When you use “==“ instead of “.equals()” in Java…

literally feel the same way to people who use space instead of tab

I collapse instead of doing collabs

Stupid things I've done from being tired

Typed "SELECT star FROM..." instead of "SELECT * FROM..."
Typed "instead" when writing the previous sentence
Typed the door code for work into the microwave instead of the time
Listened to my alarm in agony for 2 minutes before registering what it was and that I can switch it off

Just got my GCSE results today and got a 9 (top A*) in Computer Science. Woo.

My mouse won't work!

Have you tried a rat instead?

'…' instead of a 'r'

1. Actually focusing on developing stuff instead of learning languages.
2. Having fun instead of trying too hard.
3. Get a good job.

"Date input field should have/be picker. It's dropdown instead!!!1"

Classic QA.

Can't believe we still use fax in 2021. Instead of migrating it away for our customers, we virtualize it.

Instead of the old ISDN fax cards we will use virtual serial fax modems. 🙃

OneDrive: where we duplicate your files instead of synchronizing them correctly because fuck that.

Focusing on meaningless exams instead of coding.

So Apple, you're telling us developers that instead of using keyboard shortcuts, we're supposed to use the touch bar instead? Oh and also carry 20 adapters to do the same thing we could do with the 2015 MacBook Pro?

FUCK UI FUCK UX
Users should learn how to read json instead

accidentally pressing Bixby button instead of volume down the 173726th time

Instead of having 90% theory and 10% exercises it should be the opposite.

Seriously, wtf..

- Getting ready for the K.I.D.
- Will need a red LED light/lantern to see things around w/o waking the kiddo up
- Order a bunch of various models
- Receive some of them
- The another one arrives - it only has white and blueish-white modes
- Reach out to the seller, ask to send me what I've ordered
- Seller replies with:
> Hi, friend
> I am very sorry this light is out of stock now

WTF dude... I order a particular SKU of your products, I need it for its particular properties the other SKUs don't have and when you see you've got no more left you do what? Send me a random product? Seriously, WTF man?!? How about ping me with a message, explain that you've oversold the item and suggest a refund? naaah, too much work, right? Just grab whatever products you still have left on your shelf and send them to your customer instead. /s

WTF MAN?!?!

People who take photos of their screens instead of screenshots

finally, managed to learn moving in vim with hjkl instead of arrow keys.

I will open pronhub in public instead of your GitHub.

Writing an if condition instead of properly handling it.

People that use caps lock instead of shift...

Let's just buy this domain instead of eating fancy toady!

when PM demos app's dev environment instead of production

Putting settimeout functions instead of promises

Knowing abt a backdoor and having it open instead of patching it!

Oh the embarrassment you get when you demo something then have countless typos! "dicker" instead of "docker", "pubic" instead of "public". What an icebreaker 😌

Try carpentry instead

I use "Hello Kitty" instead of "Hello World" in my very first program.

Do that and you'll be killed by me instead.

Turns out our PHP dependencies are installed with NPM instead of Composer

Why won't AI use switch instead of if else?

That moment you accidently press CTRL+Q instead of CTRL+A

Today may be the day I walk the fuck out... Almost done with the 3rd revisions of the fucking website and guess what?

To - “Anony”
Subject - website

Hey, here’s a list of changes we’d like for the website. Instead of following the theme of “WhateverTheFucksHopsital.html” we’d like for it to look similar to “AnotherFucksWebsite.html”. The board would like to see this up and running in the next week.

How’s about you sit and spin. You haven’t given me any information on a website only that you want it to look like some other hospitals. Then, you add photographer to my fucking job description as well as information hunter. You can fuck yourself and higher an outside company to create your website from scratch again for the now 4th fucking time. Then, you’ll understand and see just how fucking expensive it is... Nor will that company take your shit with the lack of information coming from your end. You can kindly, suck my dick.

Am I the only one shutting down Windows 10 instead of hibernating?

Why am I getting 440.00000000000006 instead of 440 from a PositiveIntegerField? 😲

Using x as the loop iterator instead of i

I did a site for a hotel many years ago. They recently had it redone as a Turdpress site, it was terrible, I have just checked today and it redirects to a facebook page. Wondering if this is a trend that I am not aware of. The facebook page, however doesn’t sell the hotel like the website does/can.

Time to start learning something instead od copying code from SO

I have never lost data before, I lost my memory once instead.

Tried Parallel Programming. Got sun Burn instead.

Damn that was hard.

Instead of .innerHTML writing .html and wondering what is wrong for an hour...

So tired I've been hitting Esc for a while instead of on button.

Hitting hard reset on git instead of soft. Lost two days of work.

It would've been better if Alice was used instead of Anna

Use mac instead of windows to avoid gaming

Bought mi TV instead of monitor, PS4 console coming soon. My new setup

I think my phone wants me to rant instead of writing a message....

set timeout from 8000 to 9000 (milliseconds) instead of optimizing an stored Procedure ._.

The formatting was terrible, so I just took a screenshot instead. XD

The advancing of technology makes you prefer to take public transports instead of walking to go to work.
The people using it makes you prefer to walk instead of taking public transports to go to work.

Posting a meme found in Instagram instead of Reddit for a change

Using style tags instead of making a proper css doc.

So I deleted ~/.config instead of vscode .config ☺️ accidentally....

Using Windows instead of Linux and procrastinating!

Sometimes I accidentally end my sentences with a ; instead of a .

Heard its a norm from my ex-classname that its a norm be paid with equity instead of a fixed salary. whats ur take on this? please share. I for one cant imagine how i am suppose to survive without money.

So instead of being productive today. I got bored and did this.

Where are we? Is this a freaking stone age?

These guys who only know Python and fuck you up, because you are used to write "true" instead of "True", or "else if" instead of "elif". Finally they laugh about you, because you are not able to "remember this simple syntax"!!!

The power to actually code instead of being lazy

UNLEARN commenting your code, and write code that is easy to understand instead.

heating your food with a GPU instead of a microwave.

Always use post-increment instead of pre-increment, cause it's C++.

Don't run `npm install` on your build machine. Use `npm ci` instead.

I'm in a situation here, I had an idea for an app and I started coding it. Since I'm a front end developer I find it not amusing to do the backend part. I then started to share the idea and such with good classmate (not a coder). I then made him join me on this adventure. After a lot of coding he said he wanted to contribute with something since I'm coding all day and he's not. Then we agreed freelancing the back end part.

Some time later we got a pretty good deal on some Indians doing the whole app. I thought to myself "this feels kinda good!" so we went on with the freelancer.

Days went to months and we finally got the app back. I did a mistake of paying him all the milestones without testing the app in its wholeness, later finding out that one part of the login system didn't work. That lead to a deeper debug to find out that the core function of the app was commented out.. I then wrote the freelancer back with minimal and slow response.

Now the deadline of the app is like in 2 months. If not we miss a whole year.

My classmate knows about this and he's the one who played for the freelancing. Now we have talked about me doing the whole backend myself.

The only issue I have now is that I feel like he's just sitting home doing nothing other than flashing money around and me busting my ass of writing code that I really am not good at. (basically learning more than coding)

But he played a lot of money for this.. So I feel kinda bad for him.

Rip life.

The moment someone says Representational State Transfer Application Programming Interface instead of RESTAPI.

me debugging instead of sleeping🥲

Beginner mistakes?
Putting two single quotes together instead of a double quote

Am I the only one who debugs with penguins instead of ducks?

How many devs here smoke instead of coffee? 🙋

Are there any big advantages of using pycharm instead of sublime?

I'm learning Python and I already have sublime installed, should I use pycharm instead?

Typing 'pythong' instead of 'python'

spending my time with stupid stuff on internet instead of coding.

I want to fuck the whole Skype team until death for blocking my contacts and won't let me to make any call with my father and my family member. FUCK YOU SKYPE.

Happy new year to all devRanters !

How about facial expressions being per rant, instead of the whole avatar?

Focusing on passing exams instead of learning how to code.

Watching YouTube videos instead of reading official documentation.

The logo of devRant should be :\ instead of :/

Instead of ;
I end lines with ; //FIXME

remember kids, instead of being a genius just cheat!

Personally, coding standing up instead of sitting for hours ..

Hey bloomberg, can you show me more ads instead.

Me: I just know there's gotta be a better way to do this.
PM: No I think it's just a problem of inexperience. You and $coworker just haven't spent enough time in WordPress.
Me: no you're right. I'm just trying to get a better handle on the code and make things as less error prone as possible.
PM: well we really don't have very many errors.
Me: wait, what about the (list off other issues)?
PM: those all have been resolved already.
Me: Oh. Ok. I guess it's just me.
PM: See, I make changes and nothing breaks. You guys just need to continue working on this.
Me: ... 🤨
Me: (weird flex but ok) hey! Look at this guy over here!
PM: (Laughs)

When Xcode is just a blank window instead of you know... Displaying code?

A coworker was using spaces instead of tabs in python 🤦‍♀️

Just started a job as a junior asp.net (coming from a somewhat long career as PHP fullstack) 1 week in and i'm doing nothing C# related, tweeking JS frameworks instead

Over 100+ learning about, and configuring my i3 .config, .vimrc, .bashrc, etc. Exactly how I want it. Then one day: "Meh, time to reinstall and delete all configs!"
I have a serious problem.

i'm lost as fuck in my physics class my teacher decided to use the unicode smile ☺︎︎ instead of x in the equations instead of helping me??

the fuck?

A client is offering me just equity for their startup. I do like the idea and the research they've put behind it, but I'm also looking at a timeline of 3 months for just the MVP and almost 6 months to an year to get paid. Should I go for it?

I'm in a decent financial situation rn, so money isn't that big a thing and I'm pretty young, so that's on my side. But still, 6 months+ of my time without any renumeration is nothing to scoff at

Classic error

Real developers use try-catch instead of if-statements.

"Design for many instead of designing for money." - Victor Papanek

Why `:=` instead of `=`?

use spaces instead of tabs

Functional programming instead of imperative

When you type "rot" as your username instead of root

Tabs instead of spaces

writing Apache directives in my .gitignore instead of .htaccess file

Nice to see the change ++ instead of +1

Razer Blade Stealth, 1350€ instead of 1800€ 🤔 should I ?

plot twist: instead of wife swap, all the devRanters swap project managers

NSLog(someStrVar);
Instead of
NSLog(@“%@“, someStrVar);

"Don't use 'unless' in your code, it's confusing. Use 'if not' instead"

Seriously?

Try reading the documentations for once instead of asking me all the time

Doing hacks sometimes instead of a real fix

After a wildly productive day yesterday, I've spent most of today staring at my screen, going down mental rabbit holes. Sod's law!

It's not helped by an accidental all-nighter last night - I'm too old for that shit these days

CTRL+Z instead of CTRL+C and then delete