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Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?
Me: That machines take over the world.
Girlfriend: What?
Toaster: What?12 -
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When you're sick of maintaining the biggest torrent site and decide to open a restaurant instead
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Job advertisement of the biggest software company here at our train station in Dortmund, Germany.
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Now I want to create some kind of game, a bit like "hacknet" (check it out on steam, really cool), but the one who answers you is your own OS
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So I was going to write a rant but may I first address the biggest fucking issue with typing on the default Google keyboard...
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It's the biggest satisfaction to know that Wix means wank in German!
"why not do it yourself" just adds to it.6 -
Today is the day I launch on of the biggest projects I worked on.
AND I FUCKING FORGOT TO CODE THE 404 PAGE13 -
The biggest problem with computers is that they do what you tell them to do.
Not what you want them to do.1 -
At one of the biggest venue's of the Netherlands. The Heineken musical hall.
Windows is starting....
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My biggest personal challenge as a dev? The one friend that keeps yelling at me to learn vim when I'm doing just fine with VSCode.13
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I swear to god Dick Davis is the coolest wannabe and biggest threat here..
PS - This is a figure from one of my textbooks
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Finally the day when boss changes my position to senior developer. One of the biggest promotions I have ever had.7
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Oh, you're 87% Web Design, are you? Get the fuck outta here.
Literally one of my biggest pet peeves for CVs/resumes/company website templates
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Biggest dev insecurity?
Probably http://
It’s not secure at all, never feeling very confident when browsing that protocol.5 -
Took me 2 fucking days to figure out why the loop wasn't working, biggest facepalm ever.
if(iterator.hasNext()){
// some awesome code
}8 -
do you guys agree with my analogy that the biggest challenge we face as devs is not actually the challenge itself but how to describe your challenge.1
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I'm one of the biggest advocates for Chromebooks and Chrome OS ever.
But even I will call out the bullshit right here:
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The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.8
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What was the biggest lies you heard about programming or programmers life.
Mine was: “programming is easy and high paying job.”
No it is not.12 -
My biggest hurdle was finding a way to go from my old 1400*900 screens to 1080p
Needles to say i finally was able to upgrade after years
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I guess transforming ideas into usable softwares and seeing people use them is the biggest satisfaction there is in this profession.3
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Rant, but also want to know, how the fuck do you accidentally drop a database link. In production. On the most important database. Housing our biggest applications.8
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The biggest annoyance in Java for me is the absence of "real" properties. Writing getters and setters everywhere is ugly, you are generating them anyways.7
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Interviewer: what would you say your biggest accomplishments to date are?
Me: ............*thinking* I made that kick-ass sandwich that one time!1 -
Biggest distraction: finding the right playlist on Spotify to code on. (The search takes all the while)3
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Probably the biggest problem of my life was starting to code at age 28 instead of, let's say 14...12
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Interviewer: what's your biggest strength?
Me: I'm a fast learner.
Interviewer: what's 11*11?
Me: 65.
Interviewer: Not even close. Its 121.
Me: Its 1211 -
Biggest pet peeve of languages are those that use single quotes for strings.
It's single quotes for characters, double quotes for strings. Suck my diiiick26 -
I booted up the biggest windows VM azure could have and posted this on facebook saying something like "it's about time i make an upgrade"
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devRant Q&A: What is the biggest lie in technology?
My favourite is: OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA9 -
My biggest goal as a developer is to build a few services which provide enough passive income that I can spend more time with my family.4
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Biggest challenge: Remember to put ';' (semicolons) in line endings after coding python for 5 years.1
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Still working for the biggest German ISP...
Intern Websites are only for FUCKING IE11!
CMON GUYS WHY EVEN LET PEOPLE INSTALL CHROME AND FIREFOX WHEN ITS NOT FUCKING SUPPORTED! FUCK OFF
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"We chose Android Native as our dev stack because we all got experience in Java"
- The biggest mistake I've ever made in a group project7 -
One of my biggest annoyances: people say 8bit to describe anything remotely pixellated. These morons could look at a black and white computer image and say 8 bit6
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!rant
I’ve left the office! On my last day in the previous employer’s... the biggest smile on my effing face 😄4 -
Biggest dev career dream? 🤔
World domination. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey you asked for dreams and never said anything about them being realistic! 🤪9 -
Biggest sin is writing code without taking into account clean coding and just doing what ever is necessary to make the code work6
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"Here's the app all developers who loves complaining must get". devRant made the news in one of the biggest IT news websites in Sweden.
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My biggest insecurity? CSS, of course. God knows how that shit works. I just keep on trying until it works.
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I intend to MAXIMIZE the background music because the SEO GIRL has the biggest mouth ever like its a market place! What in the world?2
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The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to proof that they're not robot. 😐🤐😭6
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BIGGEST FUCKING MALWARE ON WIN 10 IS THE FUCKING ANTIMALWARE EXECUTABLE. ATLEAST OTHER MALWARES DON'T EAT UP ALL YOUR FUCKING RAM WITHOUT TELLING YA.5
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After 4 months of remote working I can honestly say the biggest downside is that weed is really really expensive, even if you grow it.13
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Best:
My first 3D engine with a really hacky physics implementation made textured spheres bounce off of each other. Biggest satisfaction ive ever had. -
My biggest regret:
To have waited so long to really start doing what I've always loved...
Now I'm 29 and back to internship :P4 -
My biggest regret working for a company that is not willing to buy decent dev machine when they actually can afford it.
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"The password must have 7 or 8 characters (numbers and/or letters)”
says Movistar, the biggest ISP and telecom company in Spain ... I can't even.
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Create a new, fast, strictly typed programming language with organized project structure, normal package manager, dynamic syntax extensions (that means you can change the syntax of the language if you like!) and (most importantly) if statements which are written like this:
(bananas == 0) -> print 'No bananas!';3 -
I feel as though when I design something it looks like shit... I guess when they say you’re your biggest critic it’s true.
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Started a large own project more than a month ago and still not abandoned it. Just realized that this is my biggest achievement.3
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Biggest coding distraction - vape breaks. Not too long ago it was totally acceptable to vape inside the office. :-/
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!dev
Mike Bloomberg using memes to try and advertise on Instagram is the biggest "ok boomer" moment I have ever witnessed.7 -
Soo, one of the biggest banks here in northern europe has messed up their SPF - guess what emails is going down the drain today
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Just found out that Oracle Linux is a thing. That has to be the biggest contradiction I've heard of so far... Luckily I'm still relatively young.5
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What's with all these master/slave terminology rants?
Clearly the world's biggest problem is the default of white text (foreground) on black background in most terminals.7 -
A programmers biggest nightmare. Going to sleep and losing the workflow and ideas.
I have to go to sleep. Noooo.....2 -
My biggest distraction seems to be when I notice other problems in the code I'm fixing/modifying. I then spend too long putting things right!
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My Biggest dev. fear.
Hire a freelancer/partner to share your work load and he might start developing whole project parallaly himself4 -
My biggest regret is underestimating what my school's server would log and what my teachers could see me do.
SSH is just way to powerful...4 -
So I've been on one of the biggest scouting camps of Europe this weekend reading Devrant a lot... Why is this app so addicting.2
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As a kid, I wanted to try new stuff. New programs, new games, new websites, new OSs. Those were the days when we had very limited and slow access to internet and cloud was still to be discovered. I had everything on my local HDD.
So one fine day I decided to try out Ubuntu on my Windows 7 Laptop.
I emptied a partition, burnt the image to a USB drive and booted from it. Installation went well.
Somehow I ended up deleting the logical partitions on my Windows machine. Not only I was not able to boot into Windows, my HDD was just one tiny partition. I cried my eyes out. That disk had everything I ever had.
PS: I recovered everything by restoring the partitions.5 -
Switched from Python 2 to Python3 a while ago. The biggest challenge for me is still remembering to use print as a function.2
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Not to burn professional bridges every time I have to review a pull request, not the biggest challenge but the one I face more often.
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The biggest weakness of every programmer is power outage...
Can't do anything, even the windows are powered... So hot right now.4 -
My biggest programming pet peeve: The code throws a series of unchecked assignment errors and yet it compiles.
Go home Intellij you need some sleep.
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Q: Your biggest dev career dream?
A: To finish my thesis, get a job, where I can peacefully code. And to earn enough money (does not mean rich) to just live a comfortable live without worrying about money too much.
Am I asking for too much?
Whats with you? What is your biggest career dream?6 -
Sooooo the computers at my university
printf("%f", 0.5);
Prints the biggest number a double can have, just... WHY!3 -
Biggest sin? Easy. Pushed directly to master branch and deployed to prod. I should mention it was something very small before I get crucified😂
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Setupwars. Show off your epic coding zone setup.
Your biggest oh fuck moment as developer. "I dropped the prod DB"1 -
Mobile phone.
With our without internet it is still one of the biggest distractions I have. I keep checking it even though there is nothing.2 -
Who knows Fosdem ? It is the biggest european meeting about open-source, it is in Belgium and it is free. Who wants to come ? Http://fosdem.org3
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You're working on a project, your boss has set you tasks to complete. You complete all the tasks and make pull requests of all the work you've done. Your boss is busy and you don't know what to do next? What do you do? Is it unethical to work on personal projects in work hours, because you're not being paid for that? How do you find other stuff to do?10
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Biggest distraction for me after noise, is someone challenging me for a chess game, i can't say no to that!!
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Biggest aha! moment was when i understood rust's borrowing and how much of a retarded piece of shit it was and then went back to scala yesterday7
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My biggest bad habit (for now!) is rushing changes. I have no real deadlines, yet I rush commits and cause failures in our CI tool every week1
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I work for an big company that owns a social media website. One day I worked on the CSS of that side an changed...
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What u guys think which technology.... Literally have biggest impact in the world??
I think mobile phones.
What u guys think?20 -
When this guy started asking me a bunch of googled questions such as:
Why should I hire you?
Why do you want this job?
What do you know about the company?
Describe your biggest fear?
What's your biggest strength/weakness ?
Dood pls3 -
Wanting to write some useful open source Java for my github portfolio. Biggest issue is that somebody has already done it for anything that comes to mind :(3
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My biggest and favorite distraction...
My queen, my servant... My girlfriend
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Did we already have a Weekly Group Rant for how many lines there are in the biggest file in the project you are working on?5
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Start my new job tomorrow, biggest one of my professional career by far! Uber excited!!
Wish me luck! 😊👍3 -
One of the biggest mistakes of my life: Buying a Microsoft Surface. Haven't been able to sleep in peace since I bought it.3
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Ohh god kill me!! Instructing to edit the project on the last hour is the biggest sin someone could ever commit!! Fuck clients.1
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whats your biggest aha-experience learning about programming? mine was probably finally realizing what an orm does and how it eliminates your need need to write sql manually10
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Tomorrow is the first day in my new company. Working as a developer. It's the 3th and biggest company I'm working in since finishing university and it feels so good. Especially because this job now is in one of the biggest cities of our state.1
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Currently in an overcrowded hard rock cafe, waiting the 1h17 hours left until the beginning of the world cup. My biggest fuck up so far.1
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The biggest lie I regularly encounter is Window's "About x minutes remaining".
I'm sure it's just linked to a random number generator.1 -
I was not sleeping, I was thinking about the solution to our biggest problem.
What would your excuse be if you are caught sleeping at work?
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Finished compiling my biggest project to date. It compiles fine, but does not output anything.
Time to spend the night debugging and overeating. -
My biggest pet peeve is everyone who says Java is shit when they've likely never used it before.
Also...are you trying to start a war :P?12 -
!rant: I am pretty fresh to this game so I couldn't say what my biggest hurdle has been because there hasn't really been one yet. So, in an attempt to beat the curve and perhaps learn something...
What is the most important thing you have learnt from the biggest hurdle in your dev career?2 -
We're spending more time shipping dud code to close tickets from our biggest client than we are actually working on the next release.
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I am starting to think the biggest problem with my current project isn't the business unit changing their minds all the time. It looks like the biggest problem is me continuously refactoring the code.
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dont be evil isnt it the philosophy of one of the biggest e corp in the history who was bashed for its monopoly. just saying5
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Biggest hurdle right? That would be finding it hard to wrap my head around functional programming...it's just not getting in.. I need help pls.2
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I think motivation and constant improvement are the biggest challenges, but I guess these are applicable to life in general. On a dev prespective one of the biggest challenges was the jump from college work to job work. The professional environment brings some responsibilities that in college you just don't have. Good side, in most cases, when you get home you don't have to think about it.
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Facing my biggest challenge this Friday already failed at it 4 times and this time is the one make it or break it2
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I'm not the biggest web developer, but has anybody used Laravel and what do you think of it?12 -
My biggest dream is to study at CMU, but I already have master degree and I'm not in US. So the chance is very rare.😖1
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What is your biggest embarrassing regret in your career?
I will go first. I regret than those day I don't understand OOP and Bull-shiting around. -
Biggest influence was the Java coding style, where constants are ALL_CAPS and everything else is camelCase
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Right know, the biggest challenges when taking a new task are not learning the tool or framework or language, no...
The biggest challenge is how to integrate it with the burocratic and undoccumented in-house software and tools of my company.
Is it the same for you?? Should I start my job hunting already??1 -
The problem of AGI is that we’re trying to create computer that will outsmart people instead of creating computer that would outsmart biggest idiot on the planet.3
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My biggest dev regret is not starting earlier. I started learning how to code only 5 years ago, when I was 19. God, I wish I started earlier.
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The biggest problem with error reporting is that devrant closes android exception form before I can actually send that data...1
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Biggest distraction is a cool idea popping in my head, or someone telling me they have a problem that would be easy for me to solve.
I have to resist the urge to jump right in and build a solution.
In that sense, I am my own biggest programming distraction.1 -
It had the biggest impact on my thinking process - analytical thinking is basically burnt into me by now..
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Biggest annoyance when working with JavaScript ?
Overconfigured ESLint.
Space here NOT allowed!
Mandatory here, forbidden there.
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What is your biggest "if people heard me now without context, I'd be going on a trip to the authorities" moment?3
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TFW when errors like this happen while trying to buy a laptop online from one of the biggest tech companies in the world.
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Biggest disturbance would be a colleague, but even worse if one of those colleagues has a vacuum cleaner 😒3
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Not being suitable for eveything is my biggest annoyance with Python. Give me Python with the performance of assembler and I'll be in heaven :)6
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Would have been the biggest derp if I had actually submitted this bug.
Previously: https://www.devrant.io/rants/457782
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I feel really inspired with article, posts and videos about programming. But conference's talks are one of the biggest inspiration sources!
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My biggest mistake was i'd ignore the whole documentation / flow how the new function should work on a existing module
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rip life. Webpack is strangling me. You'll turn degen if you came from backend...
Looks like this is my biggest challenge as a dev so far.2 -
Biggest coding distraction, when you're in your zone and your boss calls you in for a meeting just to tell you how amazing his holiday was.
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Installing ubuntu on a 2005 custom built computer to be used as a personal server is by far the biggest bodge I've done in a while
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So I have biggest religious festival in the early morning (5 hours to go) and I am still trying to finish the project.
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The biggest distraction is every other bloody department in the organisation, other than development.
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The biggest mistake we all make right now is we get comfortable with the least level of effort during a time which has been made pointless
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Biggest deceit in Java developer's life : this value can never be null, leave that extra null check.1
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So... Tell me about your worst errors when deploying or programming something, your biggest fails. IM BORED AS HELL1
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My biggest dev ambition?
Actually finishing software which could be used in production.
And no, Dont even try to call unfinished work the MVP version...
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