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Android Development be like:
- Has great idea for app or feature
- Boots up PC
- Starts android studio and creates new project
- Build error
- Gradle build failed
- Android studio crashes
- Java Error
- Shutsdown PC
- Goes and hangs himself
Pretty accurate if you ask me 😀😀😀😎18 -
Finally got my new coding buddy! Gilfoyle will hopefully help me to straighten up my miserable code. Praise the dark lord 😀
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Got this shirt today 😎 super happy and excited 🤓 I am definitely going to wear this one tomorrow 😀
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I HATE when I type :) and it comes out 😀, y'all need to KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. If I say :/ I mean :/ not 🤔 or 😒or whatever emotion you're forcing me into.
Also ++ to devRant for getting this RIGHT! To them I say 😀😁😃😄9 -
After participating in so many hackathons, I finally won. Now I know how it feels and it's awesome. 😀19
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When I realized that my rant on wk60 had only one ++ and that one was by @dfox, I was glad that I'm not alone 😀2
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Just got moved from contractor to full time at my dream company halfway through my contract. On top of the world right now 😀5
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!rant
New mobile coffee van appears at our office today. When he realises we're developers he knows he has hit the jackpot. 😀3 -
I just realized...
Next step... 10k... or whatever it takes to get a unicorn 🤗🤗🤔🤔😙😙
...so now this can go 2 ways 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
-Get upvoted so I get to 10k
-Get downvoted so I'm back under 9000
Or we just all take this as a joke 😀😀😀
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Not a rant but I just got offered my first developer job after uni not having a degree in CS!! Beyond excited! 😀😀10
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made my first dollar(actually $4) on internet.
got a gig on fiverr.
client wanted his joomla website to be unresponsive so website looks same on all devices.
never touched joomla.
it took ne 2.5 hours but actual work was only 10-15 minutes.
yippiiiieee.....😀😀😇😇10 -
I made my first website at the age of 12 with my dad for building company! It's alive to this day 😀3
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My first research publication! 😀
http://serialsjournals.com/serialjo...
Also at:
http://kaustubh.tech/docs/...12 -
Yay! Passed advanced programming final test at university with grade 20/20 !
The test wasn't a challenge at all but I'm just happy 😀 -
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.
Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.
Lady: You must be an engineer.
Man: How do you know?
Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.
Engineer: You must be in Top Management.
Lady: Ya. How do you know?
Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!
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I finally got the GitHub Student Pack, for some reason, I’m so happy and excited to get it finally.😀6
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Had to download eclipse ide for a project
Latest release is called neon
Guess they ran out of cool planet names
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today at lunch, these guys from the next table were talking about my rant. 😀😀 I wanted to go upto them and say that was me but I wanted to be anonymous (for future rants might be on them lol) 😝1
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This is how protest against corruption happens in India :|
Thank god, government people know 'C' 😀
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Yesterday, when my Discord bot came into a Voice Channel and said "Hey Guys!". My friend really surprised. 😃😀7
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!Rant stopped going to devrant because I changed jobs and the new one is great 😀
#firstworlddevproblems3 -
!Not a rant!
Open up Amazon.com on your PC. View source of the page in your Browser. Scroll all the way to the bottom and enjoy a easter egg comment from the Amazon devs 😀😀😀😁6 -
Hey guys, remember my batman pen ...is one of the picked pens at codepen io home page...feeling excited 😀😀😍
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Pick your poison ☠ and tell why in one sentence.
😀
Vue.js
Angular 6
ReactJs(TypeScript or Js version)31 -
Check out my web calculator designed with Google Material Design 😀😀
https://github.com/xxczaki/...4 -
Being non existant.
But at least he won't do any mistakes that way 😀. (I'm so lonely in this city!)1 -
Been a Debian and Ubuntu user since the age of fifteen (21 now). Let's start a new journey! Installing Fedora as we speak 😀
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It's almost 2017 and the only thing Im doing is stay laid in bed reading rants it feels wired 😐 but its funny anyway 😝😀😀
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Finally after working on programming languages and Data Structures for too long developing my first software with a GUI. In python. 😀😀😀
Though its only a calculator for now. 😅😅😅😅3 -
When you look through two year old code and have to make it conform with your new and shiny code.😀1
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Got my new gear -- HP Omen 15 2020. Switched to windows after 6 years.
And boy, isn't WSL (Win subsystem for Linux) a GREAT thing.
FYI, I was previously using 1st gen Pentium with 3GB of RAM runnig Linux Mint. You can understand how I feel. 😀😀
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Yikes - head down ranting and almost missed train to the city. Whew - next one in an hour. Rants getting too good 😀
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Just finished my 1 year intership! Now 3 months school till the final exam.
// sidenote: got a job offer from my practical trainer 😀1 -
Wow! Updated devRant and - Custom Avatar Stickers in the store!! So cool. Just in time for the Holidays. Thanks team devRant😀😀😀3
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it is just a wind mill near a well for non developers ..
but we know it a regular expression .. is not it ??😀
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OK that was a waste of time...
Spent an hour basically figuring all this out...
https://amp.reddit.com/r/Android/...
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how many of you think it would be awesome if we can use these votes as reward points and redeem at the devrant stores!? 😀7
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When you look at your Resume and realise, how much sh't you've been through for the sake of money. 😀👻💩👼
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Today we start working on a app that learns biometric data from the user for extra security, so if some one else uses my account... The system would know and shuts the bad user out. Although we use an api for the biometric data collection, it's still epic! 😀😀😀
Only bad thing is that the deadline is next week3 -
Just finished Ghost in the Wires by Kevin Mitnick. Absolutely amazing read, 10/10 would recommend 😀2
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*Share your desktop screenshots here*
Hey guys, just want to share my desktop screenshot in the office. Hope you could share yours. Cheers! 😀
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@Wisecrack
Hey where is my favourite crazy mathematician nowadays?!? 😀
I miss your posts, so i demand my portions of Wisecrack, like a proper junkie! 😀
Hope You are ok, and everything is fine22 -
Well I guess pursuing that musician dream doesn't sound so bad. AI can't take playing guitar away from me 😀9
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New boss just gave me access to pluralsight, and i'm loving it! Can't wait to get going this fall. 😀1
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Outside photo of desk/setup or laptop.
For all those that stop reading after 6 words, I have changed the order for you. 😀1 -
! rant
I started to learn Matlab today. After I learnt that arrays starting with 1 in the Matlab, I started to think about why using 0 based arrays was made popular in the first place and I realized that C arrays actually just pointers and first element of the array is just a location pointed by array name. There is no need to add number to reach to the first element. After googling it, I saw that my assumption is true. Finding it all myself made me a little bit of proud 😀😀😀 Also, this expanded my horizon 🗻🗻🗻2 -
Just got my new RPi 3+ and about to set up Pi-hole
Soo excited 😀😀
Farewell ads you will not be missed -
Of all the operating systems that I tried, I'm finally very much satisfied with Linux mint xfce . 😀3
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Wohooo! Just got words that my greatest programming inspiration, aka @BinaryProvider, is also here at devRant! Enjoy your vacation, your code still 😀5
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Ted talks or music with tea (mostly office).
Food, music, hangout with friends/family, Animes, movies, TV series lot of options. 😀4 -
When is your birthday?
Comment down,let's see if the birthday paradox is true!!!
Mine is 18 April🙄🙄😀😁34 -
Turn on colorful lights
Fire up some crackers
Consume sweets
Browse places with friends
Debug darkness
Reboot your inner system
😀 HAPPY DIWALI 😀
✨✨🎈🎊🎋🎑🎊🎏🎀🎁2 -
a web developer job post ask for html/css/javascript php/asp.net
me: what are your opinions about that job post? 😀😀
IT friend: that's ridiculous! ! , they ask for being proficient in 5 programming languages. 😲😲
me : 😮😮
then
me: 😱😱2 -
How do you think about Laravel?
Does it made PHP more simple or just satisfied lazy developers 😀?10 -
A toast to the perks of backend, to never being bothered again with every single ui change.... Just you and your code 😏😀2
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WTF 😐. It does simply everything. Probably throws nuclear bombs and then catches orphaned children to be a TeaserLink. Yeah I got it 😀!
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Right, just put next doors new garden furniture and gas fired barbecue stove on ebay... fancy a new iPhone XS. 😀3
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Just rediscoveded the telnet star wars "movie". It's still awesome 😀
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl:23 -
Finally learned what cygwin is for, and how to use it so I'm finally loving it. I can actually develop on Windows! 😀😀5
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is there a way to save the rant's image to my phone? (android user here)
if not, #featureRequest @dfox 😀4 -
Never ever mount a btrfs sparse file (-o compression-force) to /var/lib/docker.
- 70% space usage 😀
+ 300% random system freeze 😰 -
I found this out during my final practical exam while doing...
sudo useradd
phone's weren't allowed so no pic! 😀😀
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
root's password:4 -
Ported the dirtyc0w patch all the way down to kernel 3.2.13, that was fun 😀
Yeah, I've heard of LTS 😛 -
Company Break Time. 😀
Let's blow on those cartridges to see if we can play some UMK3...
Who needs an Xbox?
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Inherited a project with random include '*.php' and mysql_* functions littered everywhere, this will be fun 😀😂😐😔😞😭
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Illusionism, hands down. Although chess and speedcubing are close seconds in my list of geeky non-dev activities. 😀
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Compiled and type checked JavaScript! Yes, types are guaranteed at compile and run time! JS++: www.onux.com/jspp/
Yay! 😀2 -
Dual boot pc.
HP update of various drivers. 😀
Overwrited GRUB ... 😮
One hour before see Ubuntu again. 😪 -
Since HR does job postings on StackOverflow I'm aware that they have a landing page. ...did not expect that. 😀😀
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