Everytime I need to edit a document

When you try and edit a CSS file you did 3years ago.

Click Edit > Copy, click Edit > Paste.

Every. Single. Time.

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

// Autogenerated. Do not edit, all the changes will be undone.

Hello, anyone still interested in seeing my setup/battle station?

If yes, I'll post it in the comments ;D

Edit: posted it in a comment 😊

Always 😂

That, my fellow devRanters, is me using 3 TeamViewers to edit something on the server.

*me, 11 pm: "Welp, I think I'm gonna stop for tonight"
*Me, 2 am of same evening: "ThE eDiT fOrM iS fUnCtIoNaL aNd wOrKinG!!!"

*my friends wanted to learn how to use linux*
My friend: "So, how do you edit this file ?"
Me: "Use Vim" *sadistic smile*

I laughed for five full minutes.

Edit: Still cracks me up😂😂😂

My uni implemented Bluetooth beacon based attendance monitoring.

Raspberry pi + cloned beacons = 100% attendance.

Idiots 😂

(Edit for clarity: app on smartphone, Bluetooth beacon in each room)

When you try to edit person's phone number in dev environment and see this hilarity.

its amazing how far technology has come. I can edit a hi-res image in real time with a computer smaller than my hand.

Asking a question on Stackoverflow, explained as best as I can, provided links code everything.

5 minutes later I see a notification. Wooooo someone will help me fix my problem.

Some Indian dude suggested an edit.

You know what his edit was?
...
CAPITALIZING THE FUCKING LINKS

Using atom editor to edit source code for atom
W O A H

"Write drunk; edit sober." - Ernest Hemingway

Someone just asked me to edit a video.

"I just assumed IT ppl know all aspects"

.....lol

I suck at UI.

Do you think anyone will notice 😋

Edit: I forgot to add the picture. 😑

yeeeah, seems legit xD

EDIT: programs like internet xD I'm dying

I was trying to procrastinate with swag :P

Edit credits - Nik the coworker with Nik as his nickname (nik0333)

When another programmer tries to edit your code.

dfox used his sudo power! That edit wasn't there yesterday

Finally received the sticker I ordered with vim shortcuts. Now ants around me can edit efficiently >.<

omg, I can edit my rant now! Thanks @dfox and @trogus

I remember seeing a funny comment, but then they put, “Edit: Thanks for the likes!” Which then makes the comment unfunny

Come in. Edit one line of code. Fix the problem. Walk out feeling like a God.

A quick advice to new developers. Never and I mean NEVER do a "quick edit" or "beautification" extremely close to a deadline. You should not underestimate the power of bugs.

- How can we make sure the age input is an integer?
- Let's add some incremental buttons for edit it.
- Nice, sounds pretty safe and convenient

When the client says "I just need a really easy edit, shouldn't take more than a few minutes."

*in my head* "Oh really? Can you do it? No? Then don't tell me how easy it is going to be to find the one line of code I need to edit out of thousands of lines in hundreds of files."

People that edit a comment on YouTube and say "thanks for the likes" are fuckin stupid.

I had to edit it or else it would look boring af.
Just a cheap laptop

Btw: I made the photo and edit one week before knowing devRants wk119 will be devDeks xD

Google photos, huh?!

Don't edit someone else library

So my job doesnt use any version control. They just edit the files directly from the network drive. Wtf? Is this the 90's?

I fucked up my brain while learning brainfuck! 😣

Edit: And yeah, I still don't know how to use it...

Finally started on my home lab! Can’t wait to do some fancy things with it!!!

Dell PowerEdge 2950
$10.00 (+tax)

Edit: tags and photo

Guys, when you have to manually edit records in the prod DB, please at least make sure that your overweight cat isn't rolling around on the keyboard...

WTF!? Why? Just.... why? I'm in Incognito mode as well!

EDIT: Ok, it turns out it's a TV show. Never mind...

Support forums with no possibility to edit your posting. 🤬
You'd like to correct your typos?
Oh too bad...

When you have to edit your StackOverflow question, because you left swearing in the code sample

I edit text files for a living

Believe it or not… This means shit is doing what it is supposed to…

EDIT: Sorry for length web client users .-.

"Wanted: Dangerous PHP Developer"

I edit on live during peak hours with no backups using basic Notepad over an unencrypted network. That dangerous enough?

Fuck you OnePlus, fuck you.

Edit: I blocked open.oneplus.net in my DNS as well.

So today I made my first basic program in C++ from scratch that worked! After some troubleshooting.. But I thought of ways I could edit it and make it better!

Using AI to draw me a table that will look good in my small kitchen corner, just wanted to see some ideas slightly different from basic ones:

"a small table, big enough for only 2 chairs. The table sits in the corner of a room."
.....
*sigh...edit
"the table has only 4 legs!"
...
*sigh...edit
"the chairs are not physically attached to the table"
...
...
...edit
"The table legs do not go through the table and in to the ceiling"

...fuck it.. I'm off to ikea

Does anyone else inspect element and edit the DOM when you're browsing to give yourself a better experience?

When you edit in the browser and press refresh by mistake 😡😡😡😡

Proud of being accepted in the devRant family ^^

EDIT: Not proud of messing the screenshot crop up :(

I dont like it when i have to edit an old code made by a previous developer, i dont want to touch that spaghet.

Ever got confused where to find settings for desktop app?

File -> Settings
Edit -> Preferences
Tools -> Options

*team worried about Slack conversations being tracked in the company*
Solution: Shared text file over network. Edit and save it for private communication. Best idea ever?

Hey DevRant devs, could we get an edit button?

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

A random person on Zuckerbook.

Edit: The question was an open source alternative for Android.

I decided to make some minimalist icons for my launcher. What do you guys think?
Edit: I just noticed the devrant color is slightly too light. Will fix soon

When you edit some HTML with the developer console and then your grandmother says: "But you have to undo it after this, because the owner will be not amused when they see that you have edited their website."

Jup this is how the internet works: everyone can edit their website :D

— Filezilla *open prod ftp*
— right click a file *edit*
— edit the file, save,
— filezilla *save new file*

I believe @Jase/@jAsE/@theRealJase/@myAss is an outsourced devRant account managed by poor chinese dogs paid by a rotten ratmeat.

Edit: And I am his ++ bot.

When the multi billion euro company you work for doesn't use a CMS, but let's the content editors edit your precious HTML and CSS.

It's alive 😮

Edit: oh shit that was 10 days ago

Everyone prepare for notif madness!

Bitch, I won't even open my editor for $15, how dare you propose me to edit a script for that?

PM just asked me "can you edit that exe file?" Needless to say I walked out.

Hey so found another tiny bug, well more like a typo, if you're​ a subscriber and you go to edit a post more than it's time limit in this after 57 mins you get the old can't edit after 5 minutes alert dialog message, super easy to fix (I guess lol) and not too important

Google, try, edit, fail, repeat

Why do you make my life hard? Edit: tasks*

Colleague: No the logic is stored in post_2.php but before you edit it make sure you make a post_2.bk.php just in case we need to revert the change.

Me: ....k

@dfox it is on my mind to rant about editing my rants but now i lost the opportunity to rant about it, latest update: edit your rants and comments. cool 😎 👍

How can you be called a senior developer when you edit a giant SQL stored without first making a backup....

A half answer on SO gives me a pointer to a possible solution. Using that pointer, I actually find an answer and it's quite involved. So to help others with the same question, I edit the answer to complete it with the additional steps. No edits to the answer involved, just a few additional steps.

😡 The answer author comments that they appreciate the info, but they reject my edit so their answer isn't changed!

What a douchebag.

I got this message 30 minutes ago. I do edit videos but, only for my YT channel. So, should I respond?

If you want to edit large text files, I found out that JOE will handle 1GB+.

Yay for 28 year old software.

Any possibility of adding an edit button to devrant? It's sad to a s
Good rant/comment ruined by typos and autocorrect fails.

Teams refuses to edit a message unless it is seen by at least 1

Wtf man, you are using fucking Ubuntu for 5 months and I really have to tell you how to edit fucking /etc/hosts? Fuck you... I should be the fucking boss...

WSL is fucking great isn't it...

EDIT: Also how fucking janky is the new windows terminal!

Don’t you hate it when people completly overcomplicates code?

The bottom one is my edit of the code.

I shall see you all in a few weeks /salute

EDIT: I have no idea why the image is so W I D E

Not being able to edit rants after 5 minutes. Apparently you can upset people if you're not entirely clear in your rants. Who knew?

When you're asked to create a PowerPoint presentation or edit a video because you're the "you know technology".

UGH.

*Writes Slack message*
*Sends*
*Notices mistake*
*Goes to edit*
*Accidentally pins message*
*Goes to edit*
*Accidentally deletes*

*Gives up on life*

Is there's an "edit history" feature in DevRant. Some comments makes no sense after a post is edited.

I'm thinking of posting "Arch Linux and Firefox for the win. Who's with me?"

Then, when I have some comments, I'll switch it to "Windows 8 and IE for the win. Who's with me?"

That could ruin a lot of lives.

"Minor edit"?
Why do clients always have to try and quantify the amount of effort a task is going to take while having no clue as the actual work it is going to take?
MINOR EDIT!
I bet to them changing a fundamental law of the universe would be a "minor edit"

I swear, 90% of the times I edit a message after posting, I'm turning "your" to "you're" and the other way around.

Occasionally have to edit typos that autocorrect has adapted to for some reason.

I think its time to go to bed 😐
Edit: i forgot to attach the image
Edit 2: Where the fuck is the picture
Edit 3: You cant edit a rant to add a picture in devRantron, check comments for picture.

When you're asked to edit some code you've never written... Feels like Alice in Wonderland... completely lost...

I'm gonna EDIT!!!

Thanks for messing up my home directory!!!

Edit: Tell me when you have to scroll 2x your display height

That moment when you edit the Todo list for your personal project, add a bunch of ideas and the proceed in procastinating like you did before and feel _very_ productive about it.

Just got a new mousepad :D

Edit: why is there a rant tag that I didn't add :(

Me: "Oh, I should use my phone to browse devRant"
Inner me: "Edit the HTML"

Was filling an important form. It required my updated CV. Turned on windows to edit my CV. Turned it off and guess what...
Has been like this for the last half an hour

Uh yeah, the internet connection was dropped for a second while saving an edit of a comment. So I know why it "Whoops"'d.

Android 7.1.2.

Companies like this one do love exportation. What junior+ developer would switch jobs to an intern that is unpaid?

Not even students (Or graduates) can apply to this position.

Never ever directly edit the source code of libraries.
Not to the smallest bit.

I just did that and forgot about it, then I wondered how a decent library like I used can produce such gobshite as it did. Several hours (!) later I discover my little "debug output" line in the library's source.
Goddammit I must have a well built table. And a well built head.

Vim. For all the quick things I need to edit and for all the large things too, vim is always a trusty too. Specifically neovim.

a friend of mine made this

EDIT: oh ok devrant isn't liking transparency

How does the darkweb _actually_ work?

Edit: oops, wrong category. Sawy!

Have a Monday Cat, all. Don't forget to wake up this morning!

(Image was dark, so had to edit into visibility. Yes, this is one of my cats.)

Why I hate my job some days, the whole app crashes if you expand the details, then hit edit but is fine if you hit edit then expand the details. You gotta be kidding me.

@dfox awesome avatars, the devRant avatars are really nice addition and just avatar we can edit them too.

DevRant should have:
- a Personal Message system
- Gifs&Images in Comments
- 100% dark theme
- Edit function

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

WHERE YOU HAVE TO EDIT THE COMPILER TO FIX ERRORS

Made by @cozyplanes. All rights reserved.

Idk why I had the idea to research how sockets work in X86 Assembly. I’ve just been weirdly obsessed with low level stuff recently.

Edit: and obsessed with network programming.

@dfox @trogus I just noticed the little "modify" button on comments. Thank you for that :)

When the client has full CMS access but you, the programmer, is tasked to manually edit stuff.

So our junior dev constantly asks really obvious things. But this one question really takes the cake.
So we have a small programm that opens a file browser and puts the selected files path in a line edit text box. So he comes over to me and says its broken because he cant edit the path in the text box. Weird, this shouldnt happen at all. Turns out this more than braindead tortoise thought it was just a regular piece of uneditable text and didnt even try to edit it. Its a FUCKING OBVOIUS EDITABLE TEXTBOX!!!!!
I facepalmed so hard that moment you could hear the slap half a mile away!

Never edit your fstab remotely.

Coworker creates separate HTML files for create and edit pages. The HTML is identical in both pages.
The redundancy make me cri

Apparently some smart shithead decided to override ctrl+f browser behavior when you edit files directly on github.

Edit renders only part of file and displays search under edit file label that disappears every time you find something. ( what if there is more then one occurrence smartass )

Default ctrl+f can’t find text on page unless it’s displayed.

Thanks morons.

I think I should be able to crop&edit images before posting, right on devrant.

If Gmail could let me edit the labels (that I've made myself) on the android app, that'd be greeeeeeeat. 😐

All of you complaining about Windows updating without your approval and I'm like: regedit.

When I think of booting into Windows to edit a document. Next thing I see:

well, fuck

So was walking through a display homes with my partner and found this gem...

Edit: I have no idea why this rotated

When you misspelled your rant in devRant and you have no edit button...

git commit --amend --no-edit
git push -f

When I edit something directly in production

When you open and edit random config files

When you have to edit a 100+ line method but you discover that it has 0 test coverage.
Feels bad :/

how to computer

edit: I proudly present im mentally stable. proofed!

Do I go to object-oriented hell?
Edit: sc and cc are now unset in Connect

Hey, you can change your"fuckedup usernames"now(in case you aren't aware)
settings-edit username.
and you are done!
congo! for new "wwooww" name!!

Goals before week 200:
- Release some tracks
- Play a few gigs
- Build python program which I've got in my head for some time now
- Master git workflow

Edit: typo

This is how my coworker does code reviews... imagine comment on a line of code:

"Oh why does this not do this and that.
Edit: Oh I've read few lines below, now I understand. But this may break when this and that.
Edit: Nevermind I realized, that never happens, forget about it."

Let me just emphasise, that this is single comment, so it's basically editted multiple times, before submition.

Like wtf, just delete the comment then?!

They are here! 😁 Thanks a lot!

Edit: Hmmm ... the photo looked better before I uploaded it.

I recently updated all the stuffs on my Raspberry Pi 3.
Now nano* occasionally NULs out files I edit 🤔

*best CLI editor ever, change my mind

Found this gold on our test server today

Edit: Forgot to attach the image itself 😂

When your technical skills section starts to look like a a node_modules directory, it’s time to edit.

PR Anti-Edit :: Prevent changes in your fork's branch

When you new to devrant (and your autocorrect keeps changing it to servant) and you don't know how to edit your first post (add more tags)

when operations team doesn't install nano because it is the wrong way to edit text ಠ_ಠ

I woke up this morning thinking "what if Trovalds doesn't GPL-released Linux" and i got like all:

Edit:
*Shooting stars music
:v

What in the actual fuck GitHub?!

Why can't I edit a file direct on the web UI? I was able to this morning! If I can't edit against master then why the fuck is the icon there?!

Also, why did you add the unnecessary step of "add tag" when I am fucking CLEARLY adding a new fucking tag.

Git reflog: an edit history for your edit history.

Let’s see how well his goes...

Edit: I forgot the image :)

that moment when you wait two weeks for client confirmation then he comes back with minor or silly edit then goes again another two weeks...

I have been working on this React project for more than a month, I just discovered the "defaultValue" attribute for a field. Please kill me.

git commit -am 'update message'
Ooh ffs
git add -A
git commit -a --amend --no-edit

Since I became involved in backend dev, I do miss shaving.
Edit: which reminds me, I need to update my avatar.

Bug for iOS users to explore:
1. Take a photo
2. Edit the photo (crop/rotate)
3. Directly after saving the edited photo, start zoom
4. Zoom to infinity

Been there for years.

Sitting here for half an hour.

EDIT: Shh..hard restart it is

Sexlife slow? Edit on production you're definitely be fucked!

Whenever I hear "this <person> is going to work on <project>" I edit my "bus factor of 1" wiki page.

Teams work on projects. People work on teams.

Pretty recent one. I found that I can use Perl to edit files using a single cmd line (with regex search and replace). Loved it.

Wonder when this will be done... seems it's going to be awhile until i restart my PC... and Windows gets to update...

Today I had to edit wpa.conf file in Open WRT in vi because it didn't have enough space to install nano and dependig packages. FML

Say the world's source code was opened for anyone to edit, which function would you change?

// js land

function conception(e) {
e.preventDefault();
return;

// original code here
}

One of the DB guys at work writes DB packages like this:

- open package in PL/SQL developer
- copy code to notepad
- edit PL/SQL code in notepad (yes, fucking windows notepad)
- copy and paste back from notepad to PL/SQL developer
- commit

Everytime I see him edit DB packages I can feel my brain mass shrinking.

It’s really easy to gain administrative access on unencrypted windows machines with a single usb. You know what’s also easy? Extracting admin passwords with mimikatz.

Edit: this was back in 5th grade

When you make an edit to your CSS expecting to break the UI but nothing happens

Ohh god kill me!! Instructing to edit the project on the last hour is the biggest sin someone could ever commit!! Fuck clients.

Friendship is a share in Google Drive with rights to edit.

Fucking lazy product managers....

Can't fucking care about renaming a word document....

The document says template you moron. You are supposed to duplicate it for your requirements. Not edit directly on the template.

And fuck whoever gave this moron edit access to a global template.

Fuck....

Back then people used to edit their photos with OpenCV 😋

Why fucking windows explorer's search is fucking case-sensitive? I could not find any fucking option for it.

Edit : actually it's not but sometimes it couldnot find files

So lately, I've been screen recording when I am working on my projects just for fun. I'm using Ubuntu 18.04.1 LTS (Bionic Beaver) and SimpleScreenRecorder for screen recording. I'm using VidCutter for video editing but for some reason, it's giving me some errors and not able to save my edited videos. I don't want to do heavy video editing. I just want something like Windows movie make if some of you remember that.

Learning git isn't time wasted. It's such a bad to email the code after each edit

An ex boss, who is obviously a project / marketing manager, claims he understands code and all, couldn't even edit the text inside a html element. R U SRS?

Constantly torn between editing live and taking the time to edit in dev, then push live.

fast/risky or slow/safe

I'll take the red pill please.

Thanks google...

Edit: vat in Germany is 19% but that doesn't add up to 2,56$
According to the bill, vat was 0.33€ ($0.4)

How nice would be the edit rant feature

'Buzzfeed'? More like buzzsh**!
Edit: i tried to put " 'for causality you don't even need correlation' sh***y quices" but devrant still does not accept tags such large

Wasted so much time because I used or instead of and in an if statement. Why am I so fucking stupid sometimes.

Edit: Spelling

We should have the ability to edit a rant

Its 3 a.m. and i am thinking: Why the hell people do not edit/improve their rating and foul-mouthed word on App Store even when we fix those problems they report?

Solarized Dark anyone ? In my opinion one of the best scheme ever invented. Even if you don't like just edit it like you want, it will still be solarized dark.

Copy-paste-edit. Started with javascript and PHP. I would copy a script and just edit some output. This was when blinking text, hit counters and guestbooks was all the rage.

It's a nice feeling. Even if the commits are rather small.

Edit: Should say "you've pushed" rather than "you've commited".

!Rant
Challenge NO.2
OK, im Kind of bored of using #NoHomo
As my Tag...
Now I ask you again to give me a new one!
Its easy
You will comment Tags and ++ the ones you Like and - - them if you dont.
The Tag with the most ++'s wins.
Time limit: 24 Hours
Simple right?
OK.
GO!
#NoHomo
EDIT 1: Added #NoHomo
EDIT 2: Added Time limit

A file that I had copied from the company network drive into my own. VS Code to edit the content according to a tutorial provided. IDE doesn't work with the given file, dependencies not resolvable, so let's troubleshoot. Open the file in question inside the IDE, the file contents are those from the tutorial?? Turns out I didn't edit the file on my own system but on the network drive. At least it wasn't a critical file. 🤦

this has probably been mentioned before but how about edit functionality on posts?

Pseudo-code:
function edit(data){
// DB delete where data.id

// DB insert new data
}

Edit feature has* arrived, now I can fix my spelling instead of replying and ragging about autocorrect!

Why the fuck would you disable editing comments in a bug report? There goes 2 hours of my fucking life trying to edit two sentences

Question for WSL users.

What's your workflow?
How do you edit the code from your IDE on Windows while the application is running in Linux?

WHAT THE FUCK!

I made a spelling mistake in my previous rant and I can't edit it !!!

Why devRant whhhy!

I can program it if you want, just say the word 😂🤘

When you've fully set up a CMS for a project and you still get messages asking to edit the content... 😕

Earlier whenever I need to edit photos, I boot to windows for Photoshop. But now I am fairly comfortable with GIMP. Seems like soon I will be able to wipe me windows partition

"as well as stability and performance improvement" aka revert the stupid address bar change that requires an extra click to actually edit the text.

Yes Google must've thought people were idiots to have to show a copy button by default and an extra button to edit the link...

Oh wait they must've realized actually they're the idiots. I actually used Firefox for a while but their tab manager with the square grid is annoying or some other issue...

I always start a new project like: Copy & paste a similar project and edit its Readme.md file (and perhaps pom.xml) and delete all the other files I don't need right now 😉

Here's the edit @Fast-Nop

Can we all appreciate how good nvim is at it's job.

I want to batch edit RAW smartphone photos (Windows) similar to Lightroom (Auto tune/white balance + manual adjustments)

Is there an alternative program I can but?

I don't edit photos every month so doesn't make sense I think to get the CC subscription.

Aaaah, my delighted daily dose of wonderfully not-written-by-me CSS I have to edit from time to time...

I always feel so enlightened after spending time in those files.

So for anyone else out there that is learning WPILib for FRC. If you ever use ctre/Phoenix motors (don't know if that's a rule) DO NOT EDIT <ctre/Phoenix.h> HOLY

People who edit videos from clips on your google drive and flood the folder with the .sfk files

@dfox we could have any way to edit or delete a rant...

Always have a backup and never edit code directly on production.

When you're working on a project (directly on the FTP) from your computer at work and your computer at home and you didn't reload the code on your computer at home, so you just overwrite everything you just did during the day when saving a small edit... #FunTimes #FML #NoBackup