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Church proyect...
Client: we want our logo in our new website
Me: ok no problem just give me the....
Client: but we dont want ppl to be able to download it.
Me: excuse me but that is not posible cuz...
Client: where is your faith! Nothing is imposible.
Me: proceed to stare in disbelief....26 -
Client: is it possible to make my computer unhackable, untraceable, and make it to were it can never get viruses?
Me: yes!
Client: How?
Me: Just don't go on the internet.16 -
* The app is almost ready, boss asked me to show the progress.
Boss: The design is bad, I don't like it 🤔
Me: I just implemented the design, which is approved
Boss: Really? because I "feel" that the design is bad on the screen.
Me: Okay 😐, can you tell me what exactly the part to change?
Boss: I don't know, *calls the designer
Designer: *showing his PSDs* yes it is the same, and you [the boss] approved it.
Boss: Ok make some changes to make it feel better.
Me: (Inside: 😡 ) ok, have you some suggestions?
Boss: dunno,
Me: at least tell me what is wrong with it
Boss: dunno
Me:🤢27 -
"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.17 -
Client: Why is this not working?
Me: Because the feature expect a...
Client: I sure hope you won’t expect your client to want to know all these teach behind this feature, as a client, I just expect it to work.
Me: Ok...
Client: So why isn’t it working now? WHY?
Me: 🤦🏽♂️
Client: I need a response!
Me: It is not working because...
Client: Stop telling me logics!! I just want it to work. Why isn’t it working...
Me: It is not working because I fucked up. It will work after I fix it.
Client: Why isn’t it working though... I don’t understand why...
Me: Just let me fix it and it will work...
Client: Why can’t you tell me why... it’s not good communication... (hangs up)13 -
my mother brought me a external hard drive.. she asked me can i check what is wrong with it.. i opened it up and i just began to laugh
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Me: *uploads pre-alpha images of game demo to twitter*
User: "That's a game? It looks like shit."
Me: "I was just showing off a test."
User: "No, like your entire game is garbage."
Me: "Okay? Don't play it."
User: "Also hacking is illegal, so you shouldn't be advertising it in your garbage game."
Me: *explodes into barely readable rant* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭21 -
Is it just me or do others also think programmer jokes like "...converts caffeine and pizza into software" and similar to be fucking annoying?7
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me: "ah, my scraper is nearly done - just need some final tweaks"
coworker: "JuSt FrOm LoOkInG aT yOuR ScReEn A fEw TiMeS tOdAy, I cAn TeLl YoU iT wOnT wOrK"
me, infuriated by his idiot mentality but not trying to start anything: "ah, its fine, I've already scraped 3000+ entities"
coworker: "but it wont work."
me: "but... its working..."
coworker: "but it won't work."
me: "ok."
sometimes its just better to just affirm the narcessistic assholes. make sure they are right.6 -
Just set up a Vim profile on my keyboard. Is it going to help me any? Probably not. But it does look cool!
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Manager: Make the page look like Apples.
Me: What is it you like about their page?
Manager: I don't know, it just makes me feel good.3 -
Is it just me or everyone have this issue that when I sleep with some coding problems my mind will try to find a solution for it?14
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How long is it ok to wait before telling my colleague that the Windows Update-screen he's been watching for the last 25 mins is just me giving him a lesson in "Win+L"? (He's actually just watching fakeupdate.net)5
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I forget things really easily. Don't believe me?
I started reading a rant and thought
"wow, so interesting, and this is what is happening to me!"
Then realised it was my rant I had just posted.5 -
FUUUUCK!!! I just saw a dead pixel in my retina display
The fact that it is retina tells me that it isn't just one pixel.
I fucking hate my life right now5 -
fb messenger stopped working after the update, it just shows a white screen... it made me realise i don't even care, family and friends contact me there but ... Dobby is a free elf now5
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Is it just me or has the quality of AAA games declined substantially? Feels like every “good” game nowadays is a remake of another one.12
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Friend: hey can you make me a website?
Me: sure, what is it for?
Friend: 'whatever the site is for'
Me: Ok, what are the different tabs you want for the navigation bar?
Friend: Ummm... Idk yet
Me: Ok... So do you have an idea what you want the website to look like?
Friend: Ummm just make it look pretty
Me:
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🙄 Windows asked me to install the update thrice. I asked it to remind me later. The fourth time it just shut my system down and started updating..
This is what you call a constructive and understanding OS-User relationship 🌝
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(L)user - Is Youtube blocked?
— I don’t know, have you tried it...?
(L) - Well no, but I just wanted to ask before trying it.
Are you kidding me?!7 -
This is a conversation my friend and I had.
Me: let me just delete this file
*rm -rf filename*
Frnd: what does the rf do?
Me: Don't know man I just do it coz the memes tell me to.6 -
So the teacher made fun of me today stating that knowing what USB stands for is pointless :/ I thought it was just basic knowledge for a geek like me. This statement of my teacher really infuriates me!!!12
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Is it just me that is addicted to the feeling when you solved a big problem with the code and everything just works afterwards? Its such a nice feeling!!3
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I don't know what it is but, isnit just me or does anyone else just find writing JavaScript really fun?
No... Just me? Ok cool15 -
them: "This external HD isn't compatible with my Mac."
me: "It is, it probably just needs to be formatted."
them: *hands me box, with HD still in plastic wrap*
So, how do you know it's not compatible?2 -
Is it just me OR people on devRant are less cruel than Stackoverflow when someone posts something irrelevant?9
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Is this just me?
if(..... expression.....){
System.out.println("it works, calm down");
} else{
System.out.println("it's not fucking working, holy fucckk, fucking WORK");
}
Tell me if you do something similar.6 -
Hurr durr master-slave is racist blacklist is racist robot is racist ('cause in some language it apparently means "slave"...?)
just let me coode ffs
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Is Ubuntu have different timezones with Windows?
Always need to adjust time after switching.
*Is it just me?20 -
Am I the only one who doesn't judge a programmers contributions by commits or change history?
Frequently I'm always near the bottom of contributors, because I don't make a million commits when it's broken. And I don't commit lines that will likely disappear in later commits. I like to finish a function, test it, check it, rework, and then make a "made function()" commit, as apposed to:
"Wrote function()"
"Wrote unit tests for function()"
"Fixed error"
"Code cleanup"
"Style guide compliance"
"Reworked function()"
etc.
Sorry that I keep my commit history clean and ensure it builds.7 -
Really Microsoft really you're going to make me upgrade to the new fucking shitty version of Skype. Just let me keep it how it is and fuck right off. I already deal with all your shit in Windows.
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When there is no WiFi internet
Me:
1.checking router connection
2. Opening the WiFi admin portal and checking the port and socket.
3. Open CMD and ping www.google.com
My dad: Just un-plug it and plug it again
Me: 😶4 -
I just think about Microsoft and Apple and how fucked up their shit is and it makes me feel better.1
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Curious. Who uses .jpeg instead of .jpg and is that because your software is defaulted that way. It just bugs me.14
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It just occurred to me that FRC 2018 kickoff is tomorrow...
I should pay more attention sometimes..
Is anyone else on a FRC team?13 -
I feel like we've had a similar group rant earlier.. is it just me?
Anyway, more frameworks. During the time it took me to write this, I bet that at least a dozen of them popped up already :')5 -
Is it just me, or does devRant now display the exact same rants as before whenever you open it? I've seen the same 5 rants 20 times today.5
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Is it just me or does it seem like everyone is "making their own game" but they mean they got opengl to render a triangle.4
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Don't get me wrong, privacy is important, but is it just me or is every other post on here about privacy these days?4
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I don't know about y'all but this is a HUGE FUCKING DEAL for me.
Imposter Syndrome is real but it comes and goes. Just fucking believe in yourselves!
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Manager: this feature is not working correctly
Me: yes it is
Manager: no it isn't, change it to do X
Me: but X doesn't account for half of the logic
Manager: I don't care just get it done
(1 day later)
Manager: hey, the changes you made aren't accounting for some of the logic we need. Change it back immediately!
Me: ...3 -
Anyone know what the fucking outcome of clicking either these buttons is going to be? The button I clicked to get to this modal said "Buy Season £7.49"
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"Execuse me, this specification is not clear in a whole lot of points. Can you please go over it and clarify things?"
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Is it just me or has everyone switched from a thousand ??????? or !!!!!!!!! to even more fucking emojis?!
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😟😟😟😟😤😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😲😲😲😲😲😲12 -
Anybody else just stare at the monitor for a good 10 minutes while programming contemplating their existence or is it just me?2
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Is it just me or with every Dev rant avatar the males seem angry/annoyed and the females look worried?8
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Just got a new job.
All good, really enjoying it.
Only problem is, the canteen smells of chips and it's making me very hungry... Water for me :/9 -
I now have 4 monitors at my workstation and all it has done is convince me that any amount over 3 is just unnecessary.2
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Is it just me or does changing the theme on Notepad++ to Deep Black make everyone's code feel like it has the complexity of Autodesk Maya?
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Me: Hey what's the default password for this?
Classmate: password?
Me: yeah the password. What is it by default?
Classmate: no that's it. Just "password"
Me: :/ -
How hard is it to tell me what kind of error do you receive when a program doesn’t work?!
Just telling me ”it gives an error” doesn’t give me much to work with.. -
Is it just me or is the Audio driver for Antergos WAAAY better than the one on Windows? Big diffrence for me at least.
Also, huge thanks to whoever made devRantron available on AUR.11 -
Is it just my preview or are there more rants with the topic "lazy"?
It's almost like devRant is trying to tell me something. 😐 -
Just looking at the basic syntax of Kotlin gives me half a chubby. hahaha
It is just so damn simple and sexy!
https://kotlinlang.org/docs/...2 -
Is it just me or does 16GB RAM feel like overkill on Linux?
I've only seen the RAM usage go up to 6GB at most.
Kinda wish I could just take that 8GB card and stick it into my desktop.16 -
Is it just me or are the people most upset about the iPhone 7 the same ones who'd never buy an Apple product anyway?5
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Anyone else annoyed by their scumbag brain that is hard to please but gets content easily?
Or is it just me?2 -
Is it just me or I think colabs should have a little badge if there are new once since last checked. Would help draw attention to it :)4
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It's not just technical people who influence me. Neil Gaiman taught me how to use my creativity (google: make good art) Susan Cain taught me what it is to be an introvert (google: quiet - the power of introverts)
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Is it just me or is the first question of the gcse computer science exam the hardest question in the world?
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Yay finally summer started
Ye no fuck that
After being "migrated" into a newer smaller office and getting another team member we are now three people on about 5 square meters of space.
Another good thing is that we don't have an air conditioning unit in the new room and gained a few more PCs.
Oh and did I mention that we are on the sunny side of the building now.
Basically we are working in Satan's Asshole now. Good thing is that I am working on a thermometer now.
35 degrees Celsius is still alright isn't it?
Oh and our fan broke today.3 -
I don't like laptops, it just doesn't feel the same, too small, keyboard is meh I dunno... I like when the screen is in eye level but keyboard is lower.
Is it just me?
PC with 2/3 displays feels more natural to me.2 -
ES2015 classes in JS
It is just syntactic sugar and i always feel like i need to transpile it in my head to what it actually is just not to loose perspective and make some hard to debug error.
It feels like language is trying to cheat me into forgetting how it works.2 -
Is it just me or Reverse Search (Ctrl+R) is so addictive?
From last few years I have been using shell too much that I will use Ctrl+R to just search for even `ls`.3 -
Is it just me who's never been prevented from working by windows update?
(While working in windows that is)2 -
Is it just me that think it's hilarious that 'devops' autocorrects to Devils – with a capital D an all?
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Firefox Quantum broke mouse gestures of any kind in Linux by forcing the context menu to come up on right mouse down, instead of up.
Lots of people love Quantum, but without a viable mouse gestures extension, it's unusable for me. I downgraded back to 56 until this issue is resolved.3 -
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it extremely satisfying completing a successful git push -u origin master?
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Your code is like your face! Looking at it often it makes me laugh... But sometimes I just want to punch the shit out of it!1
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Is it just me or is the 'storefront' test for CAPTCHA much harder than the schoolbus or traffic light? Could be my diminishing eyesight, or bourbon too.4
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Me (waiting for a torrent download): this is gonna take a while. [ISP] is being slow again.
GF: Why not just force download it?1 -
Is it just me or dont links in Devrant work¿ and since it gets cutoff I cant look for that link myself.5
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WTF... it works half the time and fails the other half.. is it planned just to drive me mad?! uuhhh..5
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Is it just me or do software developers get the shit end of the stick in absolutely every project?4
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Why is every website start doing the whole popup thing again?! Is it just me or was it better a few years ago...2
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Just lost 2 days of works, don't ask me why.
git is good, but someone doesn't know how to use it, I will never tell you that's me.2 -
I just got a ticket asking me to pull a 'smart' report for a customer 🤦♂️
it scares me someone thinks this is an actual thing...4 -
Is it just me or is there a serious problem with devRant not loading more rants once you reach the bottom2
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Is it just me or feeling the imposter syndrome, and blogging about it is super trendy at the moment ?5
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is it me, or does Microsoft just make everything either harder, or more annoying that it needs to be?...2
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Is the devRant logo breathing faster on load screens or is it just me? Now it appears that it is having a heart attack, @dfox please help him1
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Going for a run but still thinking about how I can refactor the code I just wrote. Can't stop thinking about it. Is it just me?4
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Is it just me or is it just really hard to set up and test frontend JavaScript? 🤔
Karma + Mocha + Chai + whatever
is a pain
And it doesn't look very pretty..3 -
Is it just me or do you guys also bob your head back and forth in sync with the devRant logo when it takes too long to load?
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So remember when we said 1.1 would be the last release, and then we said that 1.2 would be the absolute last we promise this time release?
Well buckle up buckaroos because 1.3 will be the last release. -
I get a chill or an eerie feeling when there are more programs open than needed and I go ahead and kill them.
Is it just me or happens to others too?2 -
Is it just me or the last season of black mirror was just the worst??? It was less scary and more invested in being politically correct and neutral...1
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Is it just me or there is always a work emergency (or clients suddenly needing something new done right now) on the day before leaving for holidays?1
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Is it just me who thinks that the "insert" key is the most useless and annoying key piece?
It's beside backpack, I accidentally press it. I really haven't found any uses for it so far...5 -
Every textual communication’s tone sounds rude to me. I don’t know why. It is what it is.
I always feel like the other person is being sarcastic or rude. When, infact, they actually are not.
Just.. *tired emoji*4 -
I can't attach any image now and it keeps on loading forever. :/
(Is it just me? Maybe because of slow connection?)1 -
Just got myself into Slack
My laptop is trying to handle the desktop app when im also working ... well ..
Sometimes the whole laptop stops responding
Is it just me?5 -
Is it just me or anybody else doesn't like the React render method. I really think it messes up the code readability.2
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Is it just me? Or was Chrome acting really weird these past couple days? (I mean weird for Chrome, obviously)1
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is it just me or do other guys too just randomnly type whatever keys on the keyboard and Ctrl+backspace it to type something of meaning.
kinda like just stretching my fingers for keyboard.4 -
Is it just me, or does objective c look like a bag of smashed assholes? It looks clumsy and verbose.3
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Does anyone else just hate putting - webkit-transform:translateZ(0)
in their CSS to avoid flickering of some elements on your website? Or is it just me!? -
Sometimes while in my office I just want to scream! Not out of frustration, but just to wake myself up to get motivated to start my work for the day. Is it just just me?1
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I just tried to tell my laptop how boring raising elephants is... And my laptop ignored me. I tried it again. And it did it again. Why can it ignore me? Why is that possible? Is this my flavour of Debian? Is this my laptop model? I don't get it. I had to hold down the power button instead!
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Is it just me or is android development just a pain in the ass? Ive done universal windows development before and it was great, but android just seems like a mess to me2
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I hate when people ask me this or that is doable or not, like you're challenging my competency here.. I reply to them anything is doable, just don't ask me to give exact date it can be delivered, thanks.
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Is it just me or others too feel that docker completely nailed it with their naming convention.
Like docker, containers etc are so aptly named by their functionality.1 -
Finally there is a dradlocks hair style. It didn't feel like me without them. *just noticed the hairstyle, didn't know it was available before
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The thing I dislike about Devrant is that our rants end up on Google. I know that you can use it on the web but I wish we just had the privacy of our rants just being in the community.9
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got employed as web developer, had to make an app for test, so i made simple PWA, you can search videos and you have related videos on the side, basically search videos and watch them with simple list of related videos on the side.
idk how i ended up being tester and bug hunter in this huge ass pile of spaghetti extravaganza.
all i do is wasting my talent on hunting and resolving bugs on a legacy-code apps, don't remember when was last time i actually wrote some feature, oh yeah i do, last month but that was refactoring/fixing.
so i am stuck on weird tech stack someone build with shovel, feels like they were having that famous golden hammer.
what interests me is something i will never do at this company and still i am trying to help them to fix the app to have better product.
It is hard when you feel like you are third and last person in whole company that cares about actual product, rest of devs just fixing things with quick workarounds, hacks and lousy patches.
I really tried, I did, I was excited as I saw opportunity to one up the product but got stuck with the rest of the devs fixing bugs instead of fixing the whole codebase, I tried to introduced improvements but we don't have time cause fixing bugs means happy customers, better codebase takes more time and means impatient customers are unhappy!
I think it is time to sail away.
So folks, any thoughts or feelings?1 -
Does anyone use different notification sound for different workspaces on Slack or is it just me 🤔14
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Is it just me or someone else also remembers the "Download MP3" feature in YouTube a few years ago? Was it a failed experiment?7
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So, is it just me or are the numbers of newbie developers who can actually read error messages dwindling?
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Is it me or do other new users find it frustrating having to get 10± just to change your profile pic6
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May someone explain to me why it is that we don't collectively just put IE down by simply not supporting it anymore instead of working around it?6
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Is it just me or is encoding in 15.9.3 broken AGAIN when using .editorconfig to set the charset?.......
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Does anyone uses GoCD over Jenkins?
Is it really better or just a nice homepage?
The interface remembers me CircleCI.2 -
So I’m not having too much trouble with my project. Does that mean I’m doing something too easy or have I actually just absorbed the knowledge I’ve been reading?
I’ve never actually used EF Core before and I thought this would be harder, and more time consuming.2 -
I haven't received my hacktoberfest tee yet... Does anyone else haven't got it or is it just only me?3
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I love working on adhoc features that nobody is asking for but would greatly improve user experience rather than the actual jiras assigned to me, you guys do this or is it just me ?5
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Is it just me or is devrant a little bit slow to load rants. If so why is that? What should be done to make it better?6
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Is it just me, or does it sound like some people's accents say: "hatechtml." Those people probably also say "Jaah vuh script." Kinda funny....1
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Is it just me or anyone else here have just as equal number of incomplete projects as that of complete??1
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Is it just me, or are the Jinja2 docs shit?
Won't tell me how to sort my JSON file via a JSON variable. Fucking irritating. -
It is just me or anybody thinks that dynamic content creation in Android is difficult than other platforms?
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Is it just me who finds coding so relaxing? In all the messy crap flying around it's just me and code..my precious!
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