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Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥11
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Gotta do this at my office, especially at the cube where the "New Guy" in the team sits!
--Evil Laughs--
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Gotta love how straightforward the installation guide for Elixir is written for windows
(I'll choose the second one though)
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My class just got cancelled because the professor's PC decided now's the perfect time to update!
Gotta love windows sometimes :D6 -
I turned fucking 18!!! Finally it's legal for me to drink beer!!
Gotta try coding while bring drunk😱 I wonder what it would be like.
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Why do Pokemon masters love JavaScript?
Because you gotta, try/catch them all
Haha. No laughs? Okay
*curls into a ball7 -
Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere11
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!rant
So I just lost my girlfriend she tought she wasn't worth it to me. On the bright side, more time for coding!6 -
I hate Microsoft!
But i gotta say, VS Code is a really good IDE. Guess they should've gone open source a long time ago15 -
Was updating a legacy website when I came across this gem... Gotta wonder what was going on back then
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Uh, I gotta do Task #1337. It better is a good one!
*reads the title*
"Write technical documentation for... "
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any hardcore peeps like this? :P
gotta commit b4 I do anything..
gotta push b4 I do anything..
gotta deploy to prod b4 I do anything..
God! kill me already 😭😭😭😭
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!dev, sort of
Days like today make me not ready for Monday. Goddamnit nature, why you gotta be so pristine?
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Pretending to have a hard deadline if I don't have one. Gotta trick my brain in putting some effort into it.3
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!rant
Another night of progress :) Finished the category page functionality on my cms project for now. Gotta keep at it!
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Didn't know the new hype operating system "others", but with 704% market share it's gotta be amazing!
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When you gotta refer docs, write code and Test mulitplayer........you need the squad!
Working on implementig mulitplayer for my game!
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Sick leave mail...
Hi team,
I don't feel good and gotta take a sick leave today to see a docker.
Best,
Tammy4 -
When you turn up to work and realise you forgot your headphones so you gotta try and concentrate while overhearing every conversation in the office.4
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gotta love them comments:
#TODO: move this,
#TODO: deprecated,
#TODO: fix this,
#TODO: DON'T DO THIS,
#TODO: refactor,
#TODO: CHANGE THIS
I shit you not6 -
Gotta love moments when you find legacy code like this :)
P.S. Yeah, that was the whole script, written by just one guy.
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!rant
I've installed devRantron on my Mac and I gotta say it's perfect. Keep going guys, you've done amazing work!1 -
Apply for position as an iOS developer. Nail the interview. Get the job. Get asked to write backend in JavaScript. Now I gotta learn JavaScript.9
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I gotta share my favorite ever SO question that I flagged... here's a screenshot. Props to the person for having the balls to post it.
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Spent a week developing features, spending this day removing those features. Gotta love know it all bosses.2
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Gotta love those 30 seconds of feeling of accomplishment after you solve a problem .. and before you see a new one.5
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Helped my friend setup a modded minecraft server, spent all night playing and forgot to sleep, gotta log into work in 3.5 hours... oops lol
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Gotta be honest, getting around illustration software is actually hard. There are just too many items, and my view is small.
Head spinning... 😵6 -
- Sr said it's firewall's fault.
- I said it's not fw - it's gotta be application's fault.
- He walked away.
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Gotta love it when you've just hit your pace with a project and then the requirements change...
Three times in a row...3 -
The mess... Gotta clean the trash off of it. I don't mind it being disorganized, but the fucking trash. (also, vanilla woods💯)
3 -
Programmers life reaching final day! [Spanish comic] [Don't need to know Spanish to understand] it only say the day of the weeks... you gotta understand
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I'm so sleepy right now that I spent a minute searching for my spectacles...while wearing them. FML. Argh, gotta finish programming this module.
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We all have that hate-hate relationship with Dreamweaver. But I gotta say, their premade templates are rather informative.
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PM: you've gotta meet up with (DEV) for an answer. He's a genius.
Me: <looks at script> UUOC. Your hero's a dipshit. -
My side project is distracting me from my corporate, gotta pay the bills somehow and meet these damn deadlines, project! 😫😫3
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TFW your company does a security test by sending out a mystery link to everyone which tracks how many people have clicked it and then just redirects to "Never gonna give you up"!4
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Although the screen is blurry, that just Windows doing what it does best... BSOD, you gotta love movie theater bluescreens.
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the feeling when you have typed up ans signed a resignation letter and still need to turn it in and "the talk" with your boss.
made all the better by the fact that we are opening a new location in the time span of the 2 weeks notice I'm about to give.
oh and the boss will be going on vacation just after that.2 -
I’ve got to build an app in 3 weeks that handles basic image editing and async requests. It’s gotta support both iOS and Android.
It’s also gotta scan barcodes.
What should I use?
Cordova?
Cordova+ionic?
Titanium?
Xamarin?
Dart/flutter?
Try and cram it through in native java/Kotlin and swift?
Something I’m missing?7 -
When Windows won't let you delete a file/folder but...
> bash
> rm -rf .peskyfile
> exit
Will...gotta love winux.4 -
My bed IS WAYYYYYY better than yours....Music reactive lights on bed...gotta make friends now to party :(
https://youtu.be/dEVrOnxW004
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I was so sleepy the other night, I wrote my email like :
email_primary@email_secondary_domain.com
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Narrow my skillset down to a few masteries.
Gotta stop being jack of all techs 🤣
Be less harsh and judgemental towards myself. -
Hi guys,
In general, how much do you think a front end developer gotta know to get hired as an intern?14 -
# what's new in Python 3.6
https://docs.python.org/3.6/...
# and I gotta plug https://talkpython.fm/
...
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You can't have it both ways. There will always be some cons. Just gotta deal with it and hustle! 👊1
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Bought some spektrum glasses recently, arrived today. Been wearing them for a few hours now, and I gotta say that I am loving them! 😲14
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Yesterday I tried out VueJS and I gotta say it's really really nice!
I even modernized my site with it :v
https://panduro.guru/10 -
open file in eclipse while server is running
i haven't made any code changes or saved anything
ECLIPSE: I GOTTA REBUILD4 -
Gotta love those moments when you expand your code and the legacy part magically works just fine. Congrats, past me, for writing a stable core.1
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just gotta love changes that involve a major database redesign to properly implement weeks before it's supposed to go live
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Looked at this and thought, wow, I must’ve gone to bed really early on Wednesday (ons)
Then I realized... all the other days were just really late and barely and sleep. Maybe try to go to bed before midnight this week...
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(body.get_parent().get_children())[0].play("open")
I really gotta learn how godot works to avoid doing crap like this3 -
Funny team names? A team at my comapany cant call themselves the "super high intensity team" so they gotta find a new name.16
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Gotta love having developer friends you can trust to help you out when stuck, this goes to all you unsung heroes!
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Gotta say gitea is also great when I want to quickly mirror a repo on my phone via the migration feature.
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Gotta love temporary laptops while waiting for your actual device. I literally have to press letter "T" like playing Tekken in the arcade.
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MOTHERFUCKER! Hours of debugging and one code block was indented wrong. Gotta love doing shit when tired...4
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Maybe not so wk65
but nobody posts a awesome regular expression?
come on, it says "exp."
someone gotta write one!
(not me, i suck with regex)1 -
Fucking fuckers!!! Why the fuck EVERY time I work from home, there's gotta be some jackass with a leaf blower, drill or chainsaw...4
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When you gotta learn those hard coded values for a practical exam cause your professor doesn't accept other values:)
#feelsEngineeringInIndiaMan3 -
Two steps from UAT being done:
Product owner: "Oh yeah, one more thing."
My brain: "You gotta be shitting me!" -
When the client isn't satisfied and you gotta re-do the whole thing! yeah, this is what you get! A beard slap!
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Dual Core blasting on a friday morning... gotta love it. finished my sprint on time, now cleaning up.
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I wanted to make some extra cash so I decided to do some freelancing. Gotta do it in style though haha
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It looks like packages on npm have "disappeared".
https://github.com/npm/registry/...
Gotta love javascript.2 -
So now my whole frigging weekend is shot, gotta rewrite all my projects...
https://github.com/lhartikk/... -
Didn't realize until lunch that it was Friday today. Programming really makes you lose track of time.1
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If multiple engineers say something about their system design that is so stupid it cant possibly be true, it's gotta be. Holy eff it is.
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I'm leaving my internship. It was fun and now I'm sad that my day job isn't coding. Guess I gotta think of some projects for myself...
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You gotta love it, when applications are distributed as AppImages and yet they require a fuckton of external libraries.
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Gotta go with CSGO... aleays there when I need a break heh... one match always becomes many matches...1
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My heart is always heavy when I have to add couple if statements with if statements inside of that if statement. Mans gotta do what mans gotta do1
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tfw you gotta get used to MS buying everything.
cancerSoft beta rev 0.0.0730832-48-0424249582017-42
Now coming as a fidget spinner firmware download near you. -
really really bad ear infection, main rig finally gave up but i gotta wait 3 weeks to replace it still, gotta apply for SSDI and Medicaid or i'm gonna slowly and painfully die, college rapidly taking sanity i don't have
when will it end1 -
Just started week two of this internship and still no computer access... I only have 3 weeks left here so this better pick up quickly3
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Steve Jobs said that you gotta love what you do. He basically was strong advocate of the flow state.1
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When I close my eyes I see identical objects in array, forming random numbers.
Last time it was a 7.
Anyways, gotta sleep.1 -
when you gotta do front end tickets but the mockups you received to implement aren't finalized
fml3 -
Gotta challenge myself to complete a simple Flutter app because I keep hopping between technologies without accomplished anything.6
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Bluescreen?
You gotta be fucking kidding me FFS!!!
Haven’t seen one of those for years...
Were just about to push and go home😩 -
Why does Google hire Chinese developers although Google is blocked in China ?
Coz someone gotta copy other company’s tech.3 -
Yup
Retire in England
That’s what you gotta do
Renounce USA
Move to a jolly old place with a nice cold climate19 -
Gotta love JavaScript obfuscation!
((_)=>{_=["cnVjdG9y","Y29uc3Q=",(_)=>{return atob(_)},2,0,1],_=_[_[3]](_[_[5]])+_[_[3]](_[_[4]]),_=((+[])[_][_]),_("console.log('Xaotic <3')")()})([])
// We need a [code] tag guys
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We had an IT question:
What's a window?
I wonder.... -.-
I mean bruh if you want us to study you gotta make shit harder. -
When you're working on a project with someone and you're working in the same repo, but you gotta wait for a commit to come through
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My one year hp laptop not charging to full.Needs calibration of battery.:(
Gotta calibrate it.
Anyone else faced the same issue?2 -
Gotta love the tard pard train that boards the station whenever you client realizes they forgot a very important feature in the change request.
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> gotta work with a React Native project
> it's been working but started to error out for no discernible reasons
> fukk
> can't find the root of the problem, let's backtrace to the very beginning
> gotta set up a clean project and go from there
> pic related
I'm internally screaming. I just installed it by cli and ran it. I DID NOTHING and it's already borked.
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I gotta say that I really like Christmas trees if for no other reason than they are nearly the only type that aren’t upside-down.
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When you're done with your WordPress site but still gotta upload it via FTP and it literally takes up your entire day.4
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A few hours ago, I randomly got a Dribbble invitation from someone.
Very surprised because I only uploaded one design in potato quality half a year ago 😯 -
The most popular line of a PM
"You just gotta change a few things, most of it is the exact same thing"1 -
I'm dreading a time that is not near
As a man on a cross I have no fear
I can't believe these words I'm saying
You gotta feel your lines
You gotta feel your lines -
Today.
"I gotta.. get out of here... I gotta GET OUT OF HERE ! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE !"
wish it was the nurse honestly.
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I need to have domainB show the contents of domainsA without redirect. Oh and its WordPress if that makes it worse.
Support just said "You gotta clone the website" but there's gotta be a better way.
It's cloud hosting from HostGator so I don't have access to virtualhosts.6 -
Gotta love it when the problem you have with an unfamiliar OSS project is so easy to fix that you can do it yourself
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Lack of free resources for learning Kotlin for Android held me back a little. But I gotta continue.2
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Boy... Prisma kind of sucks... 404 links in the documentation...
gotta look trough github examples to figure out the list of directives available...1 -
i've almost got elite dangerous working on bodge vr just gotta fix some strange control issues then it should be good to go1
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