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I usually don't post such things, but the Flat Earth Society just replied to @iamdevloper on Twitter!
What a legend haha
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If any programmer tells you that you are number 1 on his life, don't trust him.. most of us start counting from zero. haha3
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Interviewer: Why do you want to work for Facebook?
Me: I'm keen on protecting people's data and want them to have a good user experience
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer:
Me: haha I'm joking I don't give a shit
Interviewer: haha omg I was like whaaatttt lmao
src: https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/...2 -
So my boss sent me a msg at 00:05 to update production.
And here I was at 7:30am reading it with a poker face thinking "no dude, my working hours are not like that, lol. Get a life."6 -
"Oh haha I found out why your PC isn't turning on, you forgot to turn on the power switch!"
*flick*
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Haha I just found the function a couple days ago. After searching for it.
*Find on Reddit. Enjoy :P
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Haha.. Wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
newsthump.com/2018/09/13/iphone-xs-to-include-revolutionary-arsehole-recognition-technology/
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Why do Pokemon masters love JavaScript?
Because you gotta, try/catch them all
Haha. No laughs? Okay
*curls into a ball7 -
Worst advice?
That must have been that time my boss asked me how to restart rsyslog (Windowsguy and I was on vacation)
- "just do rm -r /var/log haha"
And ONE SECOND LATER I SENT THIS
- "haha jk dont"
Waiting a minute and I get this:
- "well that did not work"
Damnit8 -
Oh man. We got another intern. This one has an attitude problem haha.
Oh boy. Gonna go on full veteran mode real quick.9 -
Haha the amount of people ranting here about how they can't get a girlfriend, we should soon get a tinder plugin.7
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Haha I know your secret now computers. now it's time to expose your secret so nobody has to deal with slowness
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"I just hacked your website"
Me: Oh really? What did you do?
"Ran DDos attack using this third party website haha"
Me: 😃1 -
me: "Why not just use AJAX?"
guy who wasn't kidding: "Uh... oh is that a SOAP joke? Haha.."
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/2 -
Just found out out what people google about programmers...
the last one made my day. I think it was this feeling called "funny" haha
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You are seeing this ad because Facebook sold your data in order to become billion dollar company.
Haha.
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You know you've been developing for a long time when you don't just write code but also wear it haha
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"Who needs a staging server, test suites and continuous integration anyways haha"
-company i just joined6 -
Today, a friend decided to spam my phone with "haha" messages. To do this (bad) joke, he used an app he developped to send me automatically 10 times the same message... but his app has a bug, I already received 50 "haha" and it's not finished... my phone is dying and I hate my friend!4
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Nobody:
Very stupid people with no github projects who are probably stuck at making wordpress sites: haha ai is just if statements7 -
I didn't need it so far, haha.
I thought it would be good some programmable keys to write System.out.println and other codes 🤔
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Just had someone try to tell me that Windows programs are more stable in WINE than in Windows. Haha no.6
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bro just learn C bro I promise it's all smooth sailing bro haha lol just take up HTML with CSS bro its a piece of cake bro what bro lol just start coding up differential equations with numpy library haha its so simple bro just start with Ruby bro it will take only couple days bro what lol bro take this aeronautical course on how to code an airplane simulation bro its so simple bro just start algorithms on cryptography bro its so easy i cant bro just start writing drivers for printers bro haha lol just start writing a bootloader for a new Linux distro bro lol haha easy bro just make a billion dollar company bro haha its so simple.
keep going bro haha invent your own JS framework over a billion existing ones haha bro typescript is so easy bro lol what u say take up redis bro go from the first command bro learn mongodb and mysql together bro its so simple.
but bro don't try to master JS bro .. u will regret it forever bro.6 -
Anybody else have a wall like this in their workspace or is it just me? I've got bad memory for config strings haha!
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I would like to thank everyone who ever upvoted me because I am now joining the 1000 club haha :D
a milestone for me 😬2 -
I just left my soldering iron on on 350 degrees over night. Haha I bet that will show on my electrical bill 🙃19
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When you spend so much time using PHP that you start naming variables with $ in other languages without releasing.
bool $haha = true;
if (haha) ...
haha is not defined.3 -
*joins devrant.
*builds an awesome avarter to his taste.
me: Haha, you sexy beast! Now go out there and torment the world.4 -
This is from a book I'm reading right now! I found it funny :-D
Pattern: What is a chaperone?
Shallan: That is someone who watches two young people when they are together, to make certain they don’t do anything inappropriate
Pattern: Inappropriate? Such as . . . dividing by zero?8 -
haha funny
Made by me, the inspiration came after I actually almost wrote a console.log while debugging, it had been a long time since I last touched Java.
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Had a look on freelancer, motherfuckers want websites and apps built for $25 haha. Surely they mean per hour!4
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Really Glassdoor, you are locking off access just because I haven't reviewed anything for a while, what the hell haha.
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The videoconference started and I had no shirt on, fortunately there was only one guy and he laughed but understood haha14
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Google: we want to crack down on adblockers in Chrome and remove APIs. If we threw out Chrome store extensions that use the old ad blocking APIs, Chromium forks would be hit as well, haha!
Vivaldi: we've integrated DuckDuckGo based ad and tracker blocking right into our Chromium based browser. Also for Android now, haha!9 -
I can't believe I'm saying this... but I pressed 'command S' after typing something into the ol google bar... haha3
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If i can make all buttons on the website manageble.
Haha just asking for 300 changes in a single issue. Wtf -
Just received a Jira request to remove training videos from the business ethics page or our employee intranet because we longer hold the license's.
HaHa1 -
Noticed another fellow dev vapes. Cool.
"I got Sparkling Grape, what flavour do you got?"
"Its...Azure Cloud...haha"
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Haha ! Can't balive i fanally broke this chain and joined a group for statistics final project !
It was soooo difficult but i did it 😎2 -
Did you know “Agile” actually means “Never change code”?
Neither did I until I started working here haha help me9 -
I wanted to make some extra cash so I decided to do some freelancing. Gotta do it in style though haha
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bro look how cool i am haha lol i know java c c# angular react and php lol haha infact bro i created couple compilers haha lol bro vscode bro more like vssucks lol i use Google Docs for coding haha bro what is windows i use Ubuntu lol for that alpha sigma grindset life haha lol just update 1000 packages a week bro i play with the bootloader like messi plays football bro haha bro i can't exit vim bro i basically stay in it haha lol bro i know all about AI haha LLMs haha im taking an inteview, a shit and solving complex neurological simulations at once bro haha i wear dev related tshirts haha lol bro my house is built on Alexa bro haha ALEXA TURN ON THE LIGHTS see how cool it is bro haha i use OAuth everywhere bro to gain access to my toilet seat haha lol my thumbs hurt so bad lol bro cuz I code all day long bro what are weekends bro I never take leaves bro haha have to stay on that sigma side hustle culture right haha look how many stickers i have on my laptop haha im so cool haha lol.
But I am lonely and go online to tell people how cool I am from my mother's basement.5 -
Got a NodeJS social media server I'm building for a side project, inches away, but my wedding looming - goodbye free time! Haha
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Facebook Beta App is not working on my Android. Anyway, who needs Facebook when you have devRant and everyone understands your posts? Haha
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The new devRant update and these stickers came in at the right time. haha thanks David and Tim. I really appreciate it!
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I went to the eye doctor and he asked me what languages I knew. Confused, I obliged.
He then said I needed glasses because I couldn't C#.1 -
what's your preference: QWERTY ,DVORAK, etc...
Personally I love DVORAK, especially on my stock Mac QWERTY keyboard. It's like an extra layer of security. haha -
#NIPS2018 The main conference sold out in 11 minutes 38 seconds
AI conferences are like concerts these days, haha1 -
Almost halfway there to reach the milestone of 1024 ++es! My day couldn't start in a better way haha :D2
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Google finally announced the pixel watch .. maybe will disconnect it after a couple of months haha4
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So if you need a vulgar email domain have look at cock.li it's brilliant and those domains haha
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We should start giving devRant profile link in Resume/CV lmao.
Hope that will be a new trend haha.6 -
Just force rebooted a NFC debit Card Reader because my sports Card was behind it haha, dang they boot fast
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This jobhunting with recruiters is such bullshit. Haha. I'm gonna troll my way away from them fuckwits.1
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I don't look forward to iOS 10. They broke so much on iOS 9 as an Enterprise developer. I am scared. Haha!1
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