"Let's add security later"

//TODO: Add Camera

Add bugs to fix them later??

Internet Explorer:
You type a local IP without the protocol.
It doesn't add http automatically.
It doesn't add https automatically.
IT TRIES TO SEARCH IT ON BING

I freaking hate IE

Pixel Nazi - Add a little media query

Just learned C# today. Excited to add it to my resume! 😁

Do I even need to add Caption?

Don't have any caption/rant to add.

Client not paying?

Instead of reducing opacity, add FartScroll until they pay!

Theonion.github.io/fartscroll.js

git add -A
git commit -m "fixed tupo"
git push

🤓

Finished a 10-minute tutorial, better add it to my skills..

When someone asks you to add more comments to your clean code.

Pretty useful error message

When trying to add comment on a rant.

I modeled layout of my living room in VR. Now I can take a seat on my couch without taking off my headset :D

But I don't want to add an alias email. Fuck you Microsoft.

Why Eclipse IDE don't add moon eclipse theme?😂

F in Internet explorer stands for fast!!
U in client stands for understanding!!
C in iPhone stands for customizable!!
N in US stands for net neutrality!!

B in devRant stands for boring!!

when you add a single ';' and suddenly 1867 errors are gone.

devRant should add rubber duck to the store.

Add functions inside of jquery.min.js file just because im too lazy to add script source to html file

To celebrate Quantum release, let's share your must have add-ons for your browser(s).

Mine :
- bitwarden,
- ublock origin,
- jsonovich,
- feedbro
- rested
- error indicator
That's all.

Screenshot and pocket are already included with Firefox and work great. Chrome needs extensions for those though. I used to have disconnect and ghostry in past.

I generally like to separate changes into as many commits as is reasonable. That way I can go back and see how, why, when and what was changed, along with meaningful commit messages.

But sometimes...
Git add *
Git commit -m "changed lots of stuff"

God I hate myself.

Should I add this to crontab?
(found this hanging in the office)

When you add a useless feature.... :-)

* git add .
* git commit
* git push
* git the f*ck out

Nothing to add

When a software wants to add toolbars and bookmarks during its installation

My first rant was about this topic.
I once made a program using C++ which would allow you to make HTML pages.
I made a menu using switch () like this:
1. Add Title to website
2. Add Image
3. Add New Line
4. Add paragraph
Etc..
This was the most useless and stupid thing I ever made

Does anyone else have periods where they just can't seem to get shit done? I'll have a few months of solid productivity, followed by a span of anywhere from a few days to a few weeks where I'm just completely useless, can't get motivated to write much code, or can't seem to be productive when I actually am motivated. Weird, right? Anyone else have similar issues?

When they ask me to add a new employee to the AD record.

guy add proposal.txt;
git commit -m "Wish me luck";
git push

React-Redux's connect() function inspired me to create the coolest way to add numbers in JS:

<script>
function add(num) {
return function(otherNum) {
return num + otherNum
};
};

console.log( add(2)(3) ); // Outputs 5
</script>

I didn't know you could do that. Just found it out!

"What the hell isn't working? Welp, better add print() to everything :^)"

git add *
git commit -am "stuff"
git push -f origin master

No regrets

Someone must make an icon of devRant's logo and add it to fontawesome

Lmao I'm no mathematician but this shit doesn't add up.

That happens when you don't add a character limit to the username xD

I discovered a function in our database that converts integers to ordinals by concatenating the number and a suffix:
- ends in 1: add “st”
- ends in 2: add “nd”
- ends in 3: add “rd”
- else: add “th”
Simple! Except I guess nobody considered the 11st, 12nd, and 13rd iteration of this function…

Petition to add masks to Avatar Builder

!Rant But after seeing this I laughed like hell I need to share this to all my dev folks.

Client: “Our next requirement, we need an elephant”
IT Team: But why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big…. and black?”

Client: No, we need an elephant only.
IT Team: Fine, I understand your requirement. But our system supports only a buffalo…

Client:We need only an elephant!
IT Team: Ok, let me see if I can customize it for you”

At the Offshore Development Centre :
BA – Client wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory. The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development! Based on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo), for trunk alone a separate customization is done.

Finally the customization is shown to client, and the client faints

Addon to this, testers completed their test case as above

Me begging myself to add comments to my code.

When you want to add a feature without breaking existing code.

Do i have to add "well communicating with customers Idiots" in my CV?

my own program is confusing me :)

it'll be fun waking up tomorrow trying to solve a hard problem…

oh shit i forgot to add comments🙃

When a minor bug inspires clients to add a new functionality :|

Instead of 'video calling' icon to make video calls, I mistakenly displayed calendar icon in the App and now clients want me to add schedule video call feature :|

When you can't figure out where you are supposed to add your code in the teams massive android spaghetti codebase. So you just add logs to every function that might be related to track down the function you need.

Hit like if you think devRant should add a chatting feature

"Don't add security to this, it's to much work"

Really? -_-

Decided to add Python to my skillset! Whish me luck!

Add support to IE8

Add a ++++ button to devRant for really good rants

@trogus please add a tiara or crown and sceptre as avatar items for us.

git add .
git commit -m "hello there!"
git push origin dev-rant

Just got asked by our JIRA admin how to add in JIRA add-ons for our self hosted version.

... if you don't know why are you admin then!?

When in doubt, just add another ; or }

guilty...and add a TODO to fix it later

@dfox
Can you add Pringles in Avatar Desk Items? LoL ;-)😂😂
Thank you.

Can we add cliparts to the new website?

Not. even. once

git add .idea/

Add random console.logs which end up filling the console on Production

I just got insulted by a Facebook add :/

Add captchas to everything so the AI always needs to ask for help.

Accidentally typing 'git ass .' while pair programing instead of 'git add .'

Testing for scientific purposes

I am planning to add fidget spinner loading gif image for my website.

LinkedIn must add a laughing reaction.

I'm going to add "Ability to memorize numerous passwords" to my resume.

Happy to add another 50MB

Thanks, Facebook!

ah damn.

When your boss asks you to add 200 products to the system.......

MANUALLY.

$ git commit -am "Add drive function and driving_license to class Me"
$ git push

"Please, click Add extension to close this page"

$ sudo killall chrome

When you add a useless box just to make it even

git add .
git commit -m "updates"
git push origin master

Every devs must add some shit on display. That’s mine. What’s yours?

something doesnt add up...

Great. Just FUCKING great. When I was looking at devrant, suddenly some add-ons crashed (correction: ALL add-ons crashed!). All other tabs flooded with ads. I go to the add-ons manager, and what is their SHITTY excuse?
"Starting in Firefox version 57, only extensions built using WebExtensions APIs will work. Not sure if your add-ons are affected? See Firefox add-on technology is modernizing and these Frequently Asked Questions for details."
Anyone of you fuckwits ever heard of LEGACY SUPPORT? Leaving some time so the other devs can adapt to your new brainfart technology?! Even fucking C++ has that. FUCK!
Thank god devrant doesn't have ads.

My setup... ADD nightmare lol

Devrant should change "Add your 2 cents..." to "Add your bitcoin..." when you comment

Next month I'm going to add a 27" iMac.

I wish devRant add a poney as a pet (floor) 🦄

every VPN company should add an "article17" promocode for discounts

anyone else add dumb shit for the Hell of it?

Have a couple I want to air today.

First was at my first gig as a dev, 4-5 months out of school. I was the only dev at a startup where the owner was a computer illiterate psycopath with serious temper tantrums. We're talking slamming doors, shouting at you while you are on the phone with customers, the works...

Anyways, what happened was that we needed to do an update in our database to correct some data on a few order lines regarding a specific product. Guess who forgot the fucking where-clause... Did I mention this boss was a cheap ass, dollar stupid, penny wise asshole that refused to have anything but the cheapest hosting? No backups, no test/dev/staging environment, no local copies... Yeah, live devving in prod, fucking all customers with a missing semi-colon (or where clause).

Amazingly, his sheer incompetance saved my ass, because even if I explained it, he didn't get it, and just wanted it fixed as best we could.

The second time was at a different company where we were delivering managed network services for a few municipalities. I was working netops at that time, mostly Cisco branded stuff, from Voice-over-IP and wifi to switches and some routing.

One day I was rolling out a new wireless network, and had to add the VLAN to the core switch on the correct port. VLAN's, for those who don't know, are virtual networks you can use to run several separated networks on the same cable.

To add a VLAN on a Cisco switch one uses the command:

switchport access vlan add XYZ

My mistake was omitting the 'add', which Cisco switches happily accept without warning. That command however can be quite disruptive as it replaces all of the excisting VLAN's with the new one.

Not a big deal on a distribution switch supplying an office floor or something, but on a fucking core switch in the datacenter this meant 20K user had no internet, no access to the applications in the DS, no access to Active Directory etc. Oh and my remote access to that switch also went down the drain...

Luckily a colleague of mine was on site with a console cable and access to config backups. Shit was over within 15 minutes. My boss at that time was thankfully a pragmatic guy who just responded "Well, at least you won't make that mistake again" when we debriefed him after the dust settled.

git add -A
git commit -m "fix bunch of shit.'
git push origin master
**98 files changed

hours later
me: omg I forgot to change the hardcoded IP now it's getting 404

git add -A
git commit --amend
git push origin master --force

How the fuck should I add my profile picture in this website, AAAH

Always multiply you estimate with pi and add additional 20 %.

Life cycle of code

1- See what sound code I have written! It's beautiful.

2 - Hey we missed something last time, just add this bit of tweak.

3 - We need to add some flags for some exception cases

4 - Hey there is a new requirement. Just add some more paths and more flags

5 - More flags!

6 - This shit runs now more on flags than on the design!

7 - Flagception!

Do you add a dark mode to your application's?

Add a web frontend to a sudoku solver

"Add documentation later" - best OpenSource antipattern ever :D

I'm going to add "keeping up with email" to my resume.

Google should really add the dark theme to Android and all Google apps :/

Just add "TODO" there

Maybe could you help me to add another stressball to my collection ?
😇

Omg I just realized there is no code highlighting here!
`// @TODO: Please add this... `

What else can i add to this site,?
Help me know how to add Plugins🙏
before i could upload online

When you have to add devRant to your time tracking software...

I hate when I forgot to add one of these.

I would like to add a new word to the devrant glossary, next to !rant

Recursive rant - rant about another rant

Any one interested in building a devrant glossary with me? Comment the words you like to add 😅

Add CSS variables with JS 🤓🤓

Trying to add features to 15 year-old legacy code..

>site is production ready
>client requests new feature by end of week
>add feature and then site breaks on last day of week
>client freaks out even though we warned this is what happens when you add new features DURING LAUNCH WEEK

Just add an if...

The freelancer web dev life:
Add a 5 line styletag. Get 50 bux.

"Can you add a comment why you added this comment?"

One does not simply git add --all

*fire alarm in dev office*

- git add
- git commit
- git push
- flee to safety

My Void-Setup.
Will add polybar, when i have the time.

Wondering how many of you have ADD/ADHD, diagnosed or not. I've heard people say that many programmers have ADD or ADHD and that it generally makes them a better programmer. I myself have ADD and I feel like it makes me a better programmer, but I have to work harder at paying attention to my wife/social life.

Someone : I am pro web designer
Me : (Add /wp-admin )

Boss: What's the estimate?
Dev: A month
---
Boss: What if we add one more engineer?
Dev: Two months
---
...
Boss: If we add a PM
Dev: Trust me. You don't wanna know

A: "It would be great if we can add a snack bar in our office."
B: "Why?"
A: "It makes our developers smarter."
B: "Why??"
A: "Jobs said 'stay hungry, stay foolish'. That's why we shouldn't makes our developers fool."

Devrant needs to add a censorship that changes "fuck" to "fsck" because technology

IT'S CAPS RANT TIME!
MYSQL ERRORS ARE SO USELESS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I JUST WANT TO ADD A FOREIGN KEY BUT 'Cannot add foreign key constraint' KEEPS COMING UP, AND THE STACK OVERFLOW ANSWERS INDICATE THAT IT COULD BE -LITERALLY- ANYTHING!

THIS IS OF COURSE, AFTER PHPMYADMIN GIVES ITS OWN ERRORS FOR TRYING TO USE THE DESIGNER TO ADD THE RELATION. IT ONLY WANTS UNIQUE FOREIGN KEYS, DESPITE ONE OF THE MAIN USES OF FOREIGN KEYS BEING MANY-TO-MANY AND ONE-TO-MANY RELATIONS!

When a backend developpers should add front end feature

Sitting here looking at the shit spaghetti I wrote yesterday (that works) and wondering if it'd be easier to add more spaghetti for the feature I need to add or "do the right thing" and fix 1800 lines before I move on...

Just sharing... What do you think I should add to it?

Was trying to add file to git, command didn't work.
After few minutes, I found that I was writing:

> git ass SOME_FILE

heh how funny..

Found this on prod

Don't know who did this but wwhhhyyyy do you need to add foreach loop😅

Just add directly

Linkedin message: Please add me to your contact list cause maybe in the future I will have job for you.

Me: Maybe in the future I will add you.

*** can we post an image without having to add text please ***

How far off can you implement a feature?

Task: Update add one feature to this endpoint and add test(s) for the new feature

What happened
* Correct endpoint
* Add 2 wrong features
* Remove one important feature
* Do not the requested feature
* Write a test that doesn't actually test the feature for the wrong endpoint

Intern be like: looks fine to me. Pls review and merge

REASONS TO HATE CHRISTMAS

everybody, please add some entries.

ima start:

-family
-church

> Am writing code
> Life is good
> Add debugger keyword
> Script pauses
> Type in var name... Undefined.
> ...What?
> Check out local scope. It's there. What the fuck?
> Add console.log(myVariable)
> Refresh
> Logs variable no problem. Cool.
> Type in my var name
> Undefined

FFFUUUUUUU-

when your manager ask to add 'small changes'

@dfox Feature request 😋, a way to add to favorites on web app.

RELEASING SOFTWARE TOMORROW AND HAVE TO ADD 2 FEATURES AND DEBUG FFS!

Urgent!
When down voting needs to be add a non dev related and add to the setting a option to hide all rants voted non dev related.
Basacly like repost but it says non dev related

devRant avatar builder should have an option to add on some belly fats ...

- have a look at the project
- brake it down into smaller stories
- estimate the time
- multipy it with 1.5
- add 1-3 days of testing
- add 15% project management
- add a 2 days buffer

= be happy with being done in 2 weeks, present it in 4

It varies... 25 mins... 35 mins on some days. On good days, 40+. :P

Why do some developers cut corners and add 20 extra fields just in case the customer wants to add extra data? What happens when the customer needs 21 fields. Just spend slightly more time and implement a custom field system that can extend to any amount of data it's not that difficult and you won't have to add a new field every time a customer needs more then you expected.

When you add feature and it crash

rm -rf *
git add .
git commit -m "Initial commit"
git push -f

When you add swag to your boring company laptop :-D

When the PM says we can add an impossible feature...

git add salt.png
git commit -m "lol"

I have the habit of adding //todo comments to my code whenever I need to implement something later. Very useful to just search your code for "todo" and see what is left to do.

That is all very well, but I just searched my project for "todo" and there are SO MANY //todo comments in the third party dependencies...

You add a pure virtual function to a abstract class and then you realize that class have have been inherited by 23 other classes and you add implementation to all of them. 😕😕😕

//TODO: make sure to add test case later

Thinking to add more to this
Any suggestions ?

When you add a deprecation warning before you leave for vacation... A week later.

Java 11 is amazing they said, Jigsaw will make things much easier they said, JavaFX is now just a simple Maven dependency they said...

Previous command to launch app in Java 8:

java -jar T10ReleaseFinal.jar

New command to launch app (not including the custom jlink command to produce the custom bundled JRE) in Java 11:

java --module-path "lib/javafx-fxml-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-web-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-controls-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-controls-11.0.1.jar;lib/javafx-media-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-media-11.0.1.jar;lib/javafx-swing-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-graphics-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-graphics-11.0.1.jar;lib/javafx-base-11.0.1-win.jar;lib/javafx-base-11.0.1.jar" -Dfile.encoding=UTF-8 -Dprism.dirtyopts=false -Dglass.accessible.force=false --add-modules javafx.base --add-modules javafx.controls --add-modules javafx.fxml --add-modules javafx.graphics --add-modules javafx.media --add-modules javafx.swing --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.sg.prism=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.scene=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.util=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.base/com.sun.javafx.logging=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.prism=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.glass.ui=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.geom.transform=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.tk=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.glass.utils=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.font=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.application=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.controls/com.sun.javafx.scene.control=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.scene.input=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.geom=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.prism.paint=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.scenario.effect=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.graphics/com.sun.javafx.text=ALL-UNNAMED --add-exports javafx.media/com.sun.media.jfxmedia.events=ALL-UNNAMED -jar T10ReleaseFinal.jar

I'm currently trying to get better at python and to learn django. And here I am, following a c++ course I found on safari books.
Really, sometimes I don't know why I do certain things...

Oh! no There is more than 10 level of nesting conditions in if else statements. I can not refactor it but It needs to add more nest there. I will only add switch statements or ternary operator for the deeper nesting conditions.

How to deal with low motivation:

Add more money

TDD:

it's almost done, I just have to add unit tests

How to make any piece of text irritating then it actually is...

A: add <marquee> tags ...

Irritating by how much?

A: add loop to it

What do we add when android is hungry?
:

junior be like:

git add
git commit
*wait 0.2 sec*
git push

When u find add the missing comma in vim

Remembering to add a semicolon

Let's do it again. Add three words to the sentence.

When my sweet

"we removed function keys the obsolete tech, to add... Function keys"

If my manager doesn't agree with me, I'll add sudo and try it again -.-

Meetings.. Was I not listening? Blame it on the ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Maybe society has AEHD (Attention Expected Hyper-Delusion).

Seriously, who can pay attention to someone speaking AT you.

We have amazing magical devices one can enchant to do their bidding; Contemplating the details of such, often, is more enjoyable than what your rambling on about, talking head.

Not sorry, ;).

Also THANK YOU, you amazing MIT's (Manager of Information Technologies). A lot of you understand and even may use your underling employee's as a vented heat sync for your frustrations. I love what you do and thank the universe I don't have to engage myself in those activities. I have sympathy for the decision to give up your jeans and t-shirts for business attire; keep strong, your role is vital. <3

The insomnia is going to have to give me a break. Work in 3 hrs, time for a nap; and no, I don't take ADD medication (Amphetamine). I don't need a prescription; I can procure my own drugs, thank you.

Nor would I do them to get through work, that's drug abuse.

Are there any fellow devranters who have shitty working memory and have trouble focusing? Basically people who have ADHD/ADD? I got into programming because I love solving problems and am able to hyperfocus for weeks on projects, but outside of work life seems to be a mess :/ Can't even remember simple facts if they don't interest me (don't have that much dopamine).

Could you share some advices on how you managed to treat ADHD/ADD or basically improve your memory?

I mean there is the obvious: sleep, exercise, good nutrition (cutting out dairy, sugar, caffeine, alcohol, smoking).

But maybe there are other ways to do this without using drugs such as ritalin/concerta?

👏 Add polls to DevRant 👏

Im fucking tired that every cool add on for a browser asks permission to read everything... Like what the actual fuckkk ppl!!

Its not social media and that shit, but banking info. ..

If anyone knows a good tutorial to hack your own stylish extensión it would be appreciated

Please add mentions in the main rant, please!

Client: Can you add the link to our Pinterest to our website?

Me, internally: Did you just ask a webdeveloper if he could add a link? No wonder you're too dumb to add the link to your Pinterest via your CMS, where the inputfield is waiting for input.

Me, externally: Yes. Could you send me the link please?

git add "food.txt"
git commit -m "Eat Work Enjoy"

Client said "should we add this moving newsfeed bar to make it look more modern?"

It looks like fucking crap and costs 100€ per Year.. i guess we should not add this peace of shit.

Git status
Git add .
Git commit -m ' '
😭🤕🤕

DevRant should add functionality to force touch

Not a rant... Just home sick and bored. PS4, add me? JNine944

Can you add a reddit like feature to your digital hall pass system?

Looks like someone in LinkedIn forgot to add the username.

Please add a crying emotion in profile in the profile editor.

<anchor link> for `tel:` makes no sense to add a title tag but you almost have to so I add title="tap to call"> which of course will never get seen by a phone DOM. Hmmmm, what say you W3C?

Take the name of the last variable you used and add "in my pants"

git submodule add

I wish I knew it before lol.

When the deadlines tomorrow and the client gives you 20 more features to add... :()

Trying to port a legacy Firefox add-on I didn't write to WebExtension. Failing so amazingly...

Vague explanations, no tutorials. Mdn has a nice documentation but no tutorials. What's up with that??

Also, JavaScript. And stuff I didn't write. Just perfect. 😑😑😑

Just add !important

Add 1 - Remove 2
-implement-

Why did you add this?
Alright - Remove 1 and Add 2.
-implement-

I like what you did with 1 but I'm not sure about what you did here with 2.
-wait...wait...wait...-

Hey, just noticed the way you had 1 and 2 before you started making a bunch of unnecessary changes was better, go back to that.

Peer reviews are awesome!

Worst dev advice: 'no need to add a framework, just use plain Javascript'

Add azure, AWS, Jenkins, docker, ui path

"Oh, the project is almost fine. Just add some UX now"

Just add an if

How to add some swag to my bash?

People don't trust the git.
Just add version numbers to the filename before pushing.
.__.

When backend is slow to add fields of data, and product manager is after you, the frontend dev to add the new feature.

WHY DOES POWERAPPS ADD TABS AS 3 SPACES?!?! 2 OR 4. PICK ONE.

Who the f*** add file paths like that????

fuck up some code and the mistake gets noticed later

add tests to cover up my fuck up

get asked to add tests for other existing presumably correct code i did not add or change in the nearby area

so be it

Does anyone remember that website where people add horribly bad code they came across? I have some to add.

Looking for salary hike ?

Add either Machine Learning or Blockchain to your CV.

Having ADD. Not helpful when the interwebs are a click away.

People have to realize that people are unique no matter the skill set. You can replace the skill set but not the person.

devRant should add pets to be eligible in the profile builder

Hey, privacy guys, I've recently decided to switch to DDG, and I just came across this DDG browser addon. It promises things like
"block all the hidden trackers", which is what AdBlock can also do, "force sites to use an encrypted connection", which makes no sense since most websites using https will redirect to https automatically, "Search Privately", which is already supported by them without installing the add-on, and "Decode Privacy Policies" which is the only feature that seems to be useful. Should I use it?