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Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.
-- CIVIL WAR --27 -
When programming will be possible on our mobile phones and the deadlines are fast approaching. 😂😂😎
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Interviewer: How will you solve the travelling salesman problem?
Me: *explains the solution on whiteboard*
Interviewer: It is slow. Can you do it in linear time at least?
Me: It is NP hard so it is not possible. For a restricted case, it may be possible
Interviewer: You are stupid. Do not apply again.9 -
+++ It is now possible on GitHub to pin important issues and have them appear at the top of the issues page +++
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When you finally snap at your PM for setting every deadline to "As soon as possible":
SAY. ASAP..ONE. MORE. TIME.
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Fun/Interesting fact:
"++i" can be slightly faster than "i++"
Because "i++" can require a local copy of the value of "i" before it gets incremented, while "++i" never does. In some cases, some compilers will optimize it away if possible... but it's not always possible, and not all compilers do this.15 -
Found this on discord.
Could be copypasta but I decided to share it anyway.
"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."
The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."
With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.14 -
Being a developer is it still possible to be a gamer?
I feel like with all the new technologies coming in, I am always occupied with learning something and I don't get the time to game at all.
I am coming to a realisation that everything together is not possible anymore :(19 -
Does anyone else have periods where they just can't seem to get shit done? I'll have a few months of solid productivity, followed by a span of anywhere from a few days to a few weeks where I'm just completely useless, can't get motivated to write much code, or can't seem to be productive when I actually am motivated. Weird, right? Anyone else have similar issues?11
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How QA people buy beds..
//I have done all kinds of testing that possible exist, but I'm still not convinced
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Game devs: Let's make characters as photorealistic as possible.
Some asian girls: Let's try to look as unrealistic as possible:
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Travelling by train in Germany shows the 'great' status of the mobile network here.
Even emergency calls aren't possible sometimes...14 -
I've sadly been using an iPhone for the past few weeks 😔
I'm a hard core android fan but,well if I'm honest with you I got super high and got amnesia woke up with a dead screen on my android phone so got myself an iPhone since I needed to test an app I'm building , comes to think of it that women twice my age I kissed to piss her off might of broken it .. so my friends say ...
Anyway the point being iphones ... not that bad I'm aware people praise their software but it's to rigid for my liking there's features android has I believe that makes it superior
Cameras are better ... build quality is solid. Can't complain really. My android was a one plus 3 great phone also
I might get the s8 I'm waiting to see if they hold up or the new one plus phone if I find the specs ...
The point is as devs we get so stuck in our ways I consider us generally the most open Minded people but not when it comes to tech we are generally hard core fan boys of one company or another
But in truth, there's a lot of great products out there worth our money even if they are apple ... money grabbing bitches.
I say this because my hate for apple whilst it's still there I can at least respect them a little for certain things especially their phones20 -
Be visible! As much in the action as possible. As much in the comms with mgmt, stakeholders, clients as possible.
You can be the best and smartest engineer in the world, but if noone sees you - noone will know you exist.6 -
Howdy my binary friends and those who identify as an attack helicopter or an Amiga 500, I was away from devRant for about 2 weeks or 4 because I had to order a new touchscreen (who cares anyway).
Have I missed something on devRant?
Let me just freshen up my dictionary with Alex's rants, be right back.20 -
O hey, another devCaption challenge!
Caption this with the best capption that fits this image possible, winner gets updoots
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Is it possible to provide feedback on a colleague's code, without him/her getting offended? I haven't figured this out yet..9
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Hey guys and girls ^~^
I hope this question is ok as it's not entirely dev related.
I'm planning on building a custom cattracking device that i can attach to a cat harness. It obviously has to be very small and light. This is why i had the pi zero in mind.
I want to track my cat via Gps and send location via gsm (and use a trigger if he connects to my wifi to set off an alarm so i can let him in).
My experience with pi's is limited but i have some with arduinos.
Besides that i would need a case which keeps the pi save from dust, humidity and maybe rain but won't interfere too much with the gsm signal.
First: is this even possible?
If yes, what would you recommend?
Are there better ways to do this?
Thanks to all in advance35 -
Truth: You will regret not using Kotlin as soon as possible. Don't deprive yourself of pleasant development and productivity boost.5
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My boss insists in develop the most unmaintainable ways possible like hard coding everything... EVERYTHING....
DDD (despair driven design)
😵😨5 -
How to make boat loads of money: wirte some janky corporate SaaS platform with the worst UI possible.7
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Someone seems to be running a script. I don’t think this is humanly possible within 2 minutes.
@notroot
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How's your internet connection?
I've got home and my net broke any possible speed records.
(NAJWIĘCEJ - top speed)
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The effect of updating the bios via USB (possible only on windows) when all computers run on Linux.
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Companies be like : Recruiting College Freshers, walkin Interview. 2-3 years experience required ☺
Me be like: 🙂 Absolutely, Bitches. It is just as much possible as your dad to unfuck your mom, so that you would completely disappear from this world. Good heavens, if only that were possible.3 -
Thx for everything devRant :) most of all to @dfox for making this possible greetings from Poland!
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Holy fcuk! Can anyone here help me understand how this domain is possible?
WARNING: obviously its a spam site. Take necessary security precautions if you are going to visit.
the following domain opens a cluster fuck domain name! >> secret.ɢoogle.com
That ɢ is not what it looks like. How is such domains possible to exist? Even more surprising, how is this sub domain -ception possible?
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When you make a Linux distro look as close to macOS as possible because you can’t afford a MacBook 😩
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Ultimate coding zone is where you play hardcore action-adventure PC games with best PC configuration possible...
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I really just came across this on a legit apartment rental website.
I can see no possible way for this to go wrong.
No possible way that anyone could exploit this... 🙃
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Both buttons have a width from 35% but how is it possible that the button in safari is bigger then Chrome ??
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take a picture/video directly from the camera is a possible feature in the next devRant update. :D :P
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Working in an open source Electron program that decided to just use as many different JavaScript modules as possible.
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That moment when your project manager says to the client "That is clearly possible". After that he asks you if that is in fact possible to do, you say: "is possible with major limitations" and then he understand they screwed up but in the end the one that is screwed up is you.1
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Be proficient in JavaScript.
JK
It's not possible.
Let's start by mastering reactjs.
HAHAHA IM KILLING MYSELF16 -
What the heck kinda password rules are these? Getting away from this credit union as soon as possible...
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In Grand Britain, a guy died because his cars cruise control locked a t 190 km/h. How is that possible ?!5
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Just noticed that it's possible to get a negative vote count on a devRant profile. So I'm wondering if it's possible to underflow the vote count? @dfox3
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Is it possible to train a neural network to detect devRant avatars? Could be an interesting project...
Hm. Maybe later.5 -
Just got an email from a client asking if it was possible to block Pokemon GO on their premises.
Now, I know the answer to this. But just in case... would that even be possible?7 -
Days like these I wish computers weren't invented. Absolutely nothing works. How is that even possible? How can nothing work?? HOW???4
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Why does it take a few seconds for the feed to show up when I pull down to refresh?
This is Android N on a Moto G5 plus.4 -
- Use docker so it works on any machine
- The server only starts on Linux
How the heck is that possible13 -
Mechanical engineering at my college loved coding
He did a 3 month python course ended up getting a full time job as a developer at a reputed company
Have the will and anything is possible2 -
"Yes, that's possible."
Translation: "I don't want to look like a fucking complete yoghurt, but I have no idea how I even tied my own laces this morning - so god only knows if this is possible"
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Scrolljacking is an act against accessibility so harmful that it is never realistically outweighed by the possible benefits.
https://www.indesit.co.uk/2 -
Coworker and dev lead had a discussion about newsletter implementation last friday.
I told them, i’ve tried the setup before, it’s not gonna work, it’s behind an ip-block and they need a backend person.
Lead was convinced it was possible and started drawing stuff.
End result: wasn’t possible.
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is it a bad thing you hear your uni's sysadmins sing Aqours' Aozora Jumping Heart in the cringiest way possible?3
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Lennart Poettering for proving me that it's possible to make a job not finished and still use it in production1
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Unpopular opinion: JS isnt that bad (given you use ES6+). Only node needs to die, and if possible please yesterday.12
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People are usually better known for something special in their social circles, like a habit, or something they like, or a phrase they often use, like their catchphrase...
As a developer, do you think you have like a code leitmotif? A singular habit or a certain algorithm you like to use?
For example, I'm very mad about string quotes, so I tend to use strictly ' unless it's better / necessary to use ", ` or something else.10 -
The society evolution in a nutshell is
What’s been possible seems impossible
What’s been edible seems incredible1 -
Release:
1. with all features
2. on time
3. on budget (budgeted resources)
Choose two. Maybe just one. If you try to do all, you may not get any.
Whenever I'm asked if something is possible, I've resorted to responding "With infinite time and resources, anything is possible"2 -
I wonder why it is possible to like/upvote your own post on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,...
but not on DevRant...? 🤔8 -
Start with the simple things first then progress gradually.
Though I highly suggest learning unit testing as soon as possible. -
When you are trying to reverse engineering context free grammar rules from given sentences......
Not possible. Worst assignment yet.
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!rant but wondering,
this time I did not get my self blocked out of my server lol
But I have set up nginx to receive url then redirect to another server, my question is:
I ran tracert on the url but it ended on the nginx server, is there a way I can find out if my nginx IP is forwarding?
I have a webservice on server z, and nginx on server x, tracert end at server x, so does dev tools in chrome/firefox they show host ip header as server x. Is there a way where I can trace my call to server x if it is forwarded to another server?
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Any futurists here waiting for the technological singularity and a possible intelligence explosion?8
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I've been a consultant in the area of mobile apps for five years now and have stayed at the same company since getting my degree.
In the beginning I had an immense passion and worked on a lot of side projects/pro bono stuff during my free time. Around the same time as the pandemic hit I simply lost all my interest and energy, life has been going to work, go home, find something to eat and go to bed. I can't even find joy in playing video games, working out or cooking anymore, it's always browsing youtube/netflix because I can't find it in me to commit to anything that requires focus.
The project I'm currently in no longer gives me the ability to grow technically, it's just the same old stuff over and over with no opportunity to do proper maintenance or explore new approaches/frameworks/etc.
I recently found out that I make around 25-30% less than my peers in the same field and location, this was a blow for me since I keep getting praised both from customers, management and my fellow developers.
A year ago I asked management to find me a new project with the motivation that I don't want to stall my growth, they have yet to heed this request since I'm not easily replaced.3 -
This is for people looking to switch to Linux but on the fence due to game support.
If you have a steam account, you can go to http://steam.bravehost.com and our in your public profile ID, and it'll tell you all the games in your library that support Linux.
For games you want to buy in the future, check http://www.steamdb.info/linux. I know the steam store lists by Linux too, but IMO it is too slow and visually noisy to see what you want.
Deus Ex Mankind Divided surprisingly works on Linux from what I see and so do other games I actually play, so I will likely take the plunge sooner than I thought!9 -
What do you guys think about #uploadfilter ? Are companies like Google, Facebook etc. even able to create a working copyright filter algorithm?9
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Started using stock Chromium as much as possible, consumes much lesser RAM vis-a-vis Google Chrome.4
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Committed a crime today.
BTW made possible by:
File>/usr/bin/commit
#!/bin/sh
str="$*"
git commit -m "$str"
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As a web developer who focuses on accessibility, why is it so goddamn hard to get buy-in for accessible design?!
If you design to be the most accessible possible regular users benefit from an experience that works, for as many people as possible, in more situations than most test for normally!5 -
Having to give time estimates for custom projects involving functionality unlike anything you've done before - FUCK OFF. How is that possible?!2
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I'm about to graduate and I have no idea what I'm doing. I tried learning the basics and even went through a lot of extra stuff. I can only say I dabbled in scripting, web scraping and a little bit of software development. However when I compare myself to my peers, I feel so out of place. I can't confidently say I know even the concepts I practiced. I am really interested in the field but I feel like I'm way behind and this is constantly nagging me. Is this normal or is there anything I can do about it?3
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N64 emulation possible on Nintendo hardware? Are you SUUUUUUURE???
According to GBATemp:
Wii:
CPU: Single-core PPC, 729MHz
GPU: 243 MHz single-core
RAM: 88MB
Possible? Yes (always full-speed)
New 3DS:
CPUs: 2, Quad-core ARM11 (804MHz), Single-core ARM9 (134MHz)
GPU: 268MHz single-core
RAM: 256MB
Possible? No
Switch:
CPU: Octa-core (2x Quad-core ARMv8 equivalent), 1.02GHz
GPU: 307.2MHz-768MHz (max. 384MHz when undocked)
RAM: 4GB
Possible? Barely (5FPS or less constant, only half the instruction set possible to implement)
this all makes total fucking sense
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Switched from Chrome to Firefox, and my CPU usage literally dropped from 80% to less than 10%. How is this possible?4
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To contribute to github projects every day. It would be possible if I didn't have 2h daily commute...6
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Would it be possible to turn a raspberry pi 3 into a Hackintosh to run xcode for swift development?5
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Has anyone else noticed that the items in the avatar builder load extremely slowly, if at all? Or is it just me?3
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On Windows 10, I can have files on the desktop of the secondary monitor.
But for some reason, it’s not possible to pin programs to the task bar of the secondary monitor. 😡 Wtf?
Can somebody tell if it’s possible on Windows 11?2 -
Is it possible at all to be a really good developer and maintain good interpersonal relationships?
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Anyone here uses vim as an ide? I just read about it and was wondering if that is possible ... And if it really works well ...
I know, if I want an ide I should use an actual ide, but I thought this might be interesting, since vim is so powerful like everyone said.10 -
Is it even possible to buy music anymore? This "Music" / iTunes store... is a total fucking mystery now.14
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CS education should start in elementary school....main topic: netiquette
"People" just write too much shit wherever possible...4 -
Mmm, can't stop my brain when I have an opened project. Not possible to live the present moment when you're dev.
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describe logic/algorithm you would use to detect a (presence of) full name in a string. goals: obvious == Most reliable, hardest to fool, least false positives, as generic as possible ( == as few hardcoded data as possible)12
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"I don't shy away from complexity, I avoid it when possible"
Excuses that sound legit pt. 1
PS: guilty3 -
When your client is right and you're happy because of that.
Your company says that something is not possible just because they don't want to do it, and the client replies saying it IS possible and a way of implementing it. -
Having co-workers that understand to not sacrifice quality over shipping features as fast as possible.
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Java's such a bitch, it won't house pointers but throw a NullPointerException at even the most insignificant lines possible.1
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My employer wants me to add wordpress blogs to a non-wordpress website..
the fux, is this even possible?4 -
I almost forgot to disable Java class accessing from Nashorn which would have made this possible in my Discord bot:
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is it possible to get remote job for junior java - android dev? I'm php dev, but thinking about moving to android1
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Is it possible to display a PNG as it is given (without any extra blurring or "smoothing") in Chrome?11
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A question to all software security specialists of devRant. Please, take it serious.
Is it fundamentally possible to restrict a SQL database like Postgres in a way that unintended SQL queries are impossible to execute? Perhaps in some kind of whitelist fashion. Is it possible to achieve the kind of security that will be just fine exposed to the outside world akin to "SQL queries in onClick handlers" scenario?
Or is this an uphill battle of never being able to moderate an infinite set of possible fraudulent queries?5 -
Scrolling through the possible jobs I could bid on as a consultant. Where's the fucking "Just don't do it" button?
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So, is it possible to disable push notifications for when someone comments on a rant you commented on by default?5
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What do you do and why?
1. Keep an idea for yourself, so no one is going to steal it.
2. Talk to as many people as possible to get as much feedback and opinions as possible.
I personally prefer 2.
How about you?5 -
Doesn't the existence of NULL in a language mean, that there cannot be a boolean type? Because a bool is defined by the fact, that it can have two possible values. Having NULL changes that.
Without NULL a variable of the type bool could be True or False, two possible values. With NULL is can be True, False or NULL, three possible values.
I hate NULL.18 -
The levenshtein function in PHP. Because the string function names have to kept as inconsistent as possible.2
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It's Friday and I'm having one of those "how the fuck is this working?" moments. Caveat: it's my code. 😂😂😂2
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Search entire solution "Page"
789 possible matches
Search entire solution "Pages"
1 possible match
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Person: is it possible to learn binary?
Another person:
Yes.
Here's the dictionary: 0=0 1=1😏
Ps this is stolen from a quora quote
https://quora.com/Is-it-possible-to...
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An idea on how to build a server based on gpu? Yeah like the movie? We need to build the whole machine it would be impossible to swap a CPU by a GPU in the actual architecture.. just a thought.. however the problem I would have for making a home server is not even the hardware or the electricity bill, but my unstable internet connection..3
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At the club, only one sitting... will spectate and bring intel when possible... think I'm spotted will report asap
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Yes, the bug is always on our side. Other teams are immaculate and they write the purest, most perfect code possible.
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Is it possible to install tkinter from USB. My laptop doesn't have internet right now. But my work computer does1
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I've gone from a "no early returns" guy to a "return as early as possible to maintain the happy path indented as much to the left as possible" guy.
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Probably a very stupid question.
Is it possible to customize the BIOS by changing colors/fonts/adding images/ascii art or even create a custom interface?
Anyone has any idea if this is possible and if so, some useful sources how to do this and where to start?
Thanks3 -
Any project is possible until your shrink hears "I just can't understand this constant error I'm getting"
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With this much processing power, it is totally possible for an iPhone working as a barebone computer.9
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Hey so I'm guessing embedding mysql is probably pretty much just creating a custom install under a subdirectory and starting it with a special config file with a custom port etc.
but is it possible with a single package and command line or is mssql possible to embed as well ?
that last interests me more. I prefer t-sql.7 -
Minimise (or if possible, eliminate) free-text interaction in deployment scripts. You *will* type in the wrong value.
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How is it possible to read a zipped text file (Ie. zgrep) without first extracting the whole thing?10
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Is it possible to get enough money working remotely as a web developer using this Freelance Apps ?1
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Does anybody know of any fitness bands where it is possible to programmatically read information from?2
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finally using git portable with usb repo for work related things! (no online repo possible) feels good man!7
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I wonder if it'd be possible to use the fidgets on the fidget cubes as controllers or programmable buttons.if that were possible what would u use each of the items on the fidget cube for
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Idea - possibly a bad one - visual studio extension that hits a database to display possible values to supply as a method argument. With caching of course..
I'm thinking along the lines of permissions in a database that at some point have to be hard coded against code to enforce them. Stuff like that.
Possible or beyond stupid?7 -
Working in the phrase "Tighten up the graphics on level three" into as many serious meetings as possible.
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