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I swear to you... This is how my uni cools down its servers
Oh god the mess 😥, gets worse when your in there
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There's not much worse than trying to fix your CSS for half an hour, only to realise that it's a cache issue...9
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Since no one has mentioned it - Happy birthday, Linux.
And thank you, who goes through fire and water debugging this enormous creature (this could've been worse, right?) -
Dealing with non-techy people is annoying.
Dealing with non-techy people who THINK they are techy is even worse.5 -
A friend of mine is creating a website for our school project and the website is getting to look worse and worse.
Here is a picture he sent me today.
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Bad: it works but throws errors
Worse: it doesn’t work but throws errors
Worst: it doesn’t work and doesn’t throw errors7 -
How can testing and debugging 10000 lines of uncommented, obfuscated code get worse?
Testing and debugging 10000 lines of uncommented, obfuscated code in visual studio.5 -
Trying to compress 1Tb of data,
Will take 40 hours... I expected worse. Good boy Winrar, I will buy you this year promise..8 -
A faster, better YouTube they said, 'YouTube needs permissions to Contacts, Location, SMS, Microphone, Device ID and information', they said. :/
I'm good with a slower, worse YouTube.
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Product manager: build us a recently viewed and bookmark feature!
Younger-Me: But every browser already has a bookmark feature and a recently viewed (history) feature and its much better implemented with much less overhead.
Product manager: I don't care. Give me this feature, you are supposed to do as i say and bow.
Younger-Me: I'll take it as a challenge.
--- two weeks after feature is deployed ---
Product Manager: 😁 See! Many users are using the feature we built *shows me messages from subscribed customers*
Me: 😨 I'll never underestimate user's stupidity again.3 -
What is worse than trying to fix your CSS for 4 hrs and then realising that you used a "#" for a class instead of a "." ?10
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What's worse than someone pointing their dirty finger on your laptop/desktop screen?
Someone pointing their opened/exposed ballpoint pen on your laptop/desktop screen.9 -
What if there is an app called CliRant where client complaint about devs. Or worse they find out devRant =_=16
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I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.5
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I broke the toilet seat on day 2 at the office and have been watching it get worse and worse until it silently got replaced two weeks later.
Oops.11 -
What the hell @Apple
I know autocorrect / suggestions is getting worse every day but this doesn’t even remotely come close ☠️
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Fuck apple and their fucking certificates for ios development. What a way to make a dev's life worse.8
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Yeah GDPR emails are annoying, but you know what's worse? People complaining about GDPR emails!
And you know what's worse than that?
People complaining about people complaining about GDPR emails
And you know what's worse than that?
...4 -
Add no comments or documentations whatsoever during my initial years of coding (when actually I used to write code worse than a constipated elephant's shit).. In my mind I would be like "This is quite clear-cut.. A first grader will be able to understand this code.."
But then I had to debug my own code barely some 1-2 months later and I figured out the importance of good comments and documentation..3 -
Mom bought me this mousepad... Written in visual basic...
What's worse is that the code has five lines that have been commented out
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OMG ever since I started to love Haskell, all nonfunctional languages look ugly, I am getting worse at writing procedural code!3
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2.5 hours of a not us problem phone call and these fuckers broke it worse than it was before. What the hell? Whyyyyyyyy?2
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Working at SQUARE ENIX is a love/hate thing tbh. It's fun and stressing at the same time. Pay's not very good , office's fine, but the management is...there's a massive room for improvement, at the very least.
Sucks that the company is doing worse and worse decisions.5 -
When you're new to Linux and start experenting with your Raspberry Pi and eventually run into a couple of problems and try to fix them, but that only creates more problems and it gets worse and worse, so you give up and just reinstall Raspbian.
Repeat process indefinitely.2 -
Some time ago I went for a job interview (Unity3D Dev). I have little experience in this field and never thought that I would get this job but wanted to gain some and thought that it would be a great opportunity.
So after the interview, which was great and I really enjoyed it, I've been tasked with making a simple minigame. Only requirements were that there have to be player controls, character must avoid obstacles and camera must be moving with player's progress. I've made a little spin on those. In 2d minigame I've created you are piloting simple (made out of 3d primitives) rocket. You have to avoid randomly spawned platforms. If you hit one, you explode. You also die, if you hit a wall or fall out of camera and hit Destroyer. Camera is constantly moving as long as you are moving. The spin is that you have very limited fuel. To regain it you have to land on said platforms with your thrusters. It took me around 12h to make this game. The only reason I know it is because they wanted this info. I've learned a bit while working on this minigame and had a lot of fun. It was a great impuls to start learning gamedev again and stop stagnation I fell in when I started my studies and work.
Today I've got response. Obviously I didn't get the job. They took more experienced person and I totally understand that. But there's more. They were so great to give me pretty extensive review of what was done good, what could be done better and how to gather more experience. They said that the game met their expectations and was written well. That's great, because I was worried that it would be bad since I haven't worked on graphics at all.
So, at least I got an impulse to start learning and maybe I'll even go for some game jam!4 -
Behind schedule on my current delivery, but it could be worse
Article: https://pcmag.com/news/361070/...
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Just went through my first week of working while on chemo. Life is hell and I'm contemplating not being a part of it anymore. It's only going to get worse and worse.8
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Guess what's even worse than reading the code of someone else?
Reading your own code after not working on it for a couple of days.2 -
Today my RAID system for backups crashed. Three hard drives died all the same time. This day cannot get even worse.14
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Anytime I have two updates come out for an app on the same day, I know someone is having a worse day than me.
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:/
Project i got to work couldn't get worse
1)Legacy code
2)mathematical model based emulation
3)no proper comments
4)deadline approaching4 -
I swear macOS Sierra is worse than Windows Vista, I need to type my password like 10 times to install and launch XCode...7
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lol, picking a pen after so many months of coding, i feel like my already terrible handwriting has gone even worse2
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Seeing this in my outlook fills me with dread - little can be worse than "corporate enforced fun sessions" 😩😭
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I didn't used Windows for a while,
and now I remember why...
that file is a .gitignore.
Windows is getting even worse day by day.
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What's worse than filming in vertical?
Filming in landscape, but getting it wrong anyway.
I blurred out most of it because reasons.
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You know what's worse than fixing websites in IE?
Fixing websites in safari for winblows.
FUCKING HORSESHIT3 -
Whats worse than TestDrivenDevelopement?
Starting TDD once a 15K LoC project has well started...
sooo.... here I am testing the entirity of clinl ;_;12 -
Joined a flying school. Hopefully in a few years I can say goodbye to computers, bad pay, worse hours, and little respect9
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So I just created a function called GetMinutesFromMinutes... It actually makes sense and I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse :)10
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Indentation is for pussies amiright?
What is worse?
lack of indentation
lack of spaces in the compiled language
lack of blocks
Itsavesspacelikethissentencedoes!
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What's worse than a meeting jam-packed with corporate bullshit? An entire day of the same stuff, rebranded as a conference.
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500 Internal server error when showcasing the semi-complete project to client.
Can't be worse, can it.1 -
For everyone wishing us happy new year bs here: go fuck yourself, I hope your year will turn worse than the previous11
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Finished my on call rotation. Coworker is still on a call for 10 hours. She's not on call. I might be getting on this call. For the sake of the idiots who didn't listen and broke it worse, I really hope I don't have to take over for her. I might get fired tonight...5
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Okay this XSS is actually pretty cool. And LiveOverflow obviously doesn't make it any worse 😉
https://youtu.be/lG7U3fuNw3A1 -
The good thing about these latest sourcetree updates is I finally am forced to learn git command line.
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I don't know which is worse, taking ages to find a typeo in your code or taking ages to find a typeo in your CV. :(6
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*posts some answers on Quora*
*gets flagged by moderator cunt for using my nickname, one that I've been using on that account for 3 years*
WELL THANK YOU QUORA FOR THE APPRECIATION!! I'll TOTALLY contribute some fucking more next time!!! You know what, whoever flagged my account? Exchange your lube for bleach, and go fuck yourself with a cactus. Don't forget to use the new lube! Pour it in that glory hole like there's no tomorrow! Fucking piece of shit.3 -
I bought a keyboard 3 months ago for 4usd.
Feels and works better than my old mechanical keyboard of 60usd.2 -
Downloaded SQL assigment
Scroll fown to find the tables and the data
A table with the worst font to use
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I have a lead developer who is obsessed with over-engineering everything to the point where we are adding features that he thinks the clients will ask for, but 50% of the time they don’t want it and we just end up maintaining useless code. To top it off, he doesn’t touch the code anymore and is a glorified business analyst, plus he’s slated to retire soon but keeps pushing the date back a year at a time. Just move on with it! I want to be spending my time on cleaning up technical debt, not making more.
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After ranting about the Google play search, I just noticed that devRants tag search is even worse. not even close!
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what's worse? having very few/no endorsements on any of your skills, or having craptons of endorsements on "Microsoft Office"
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After realizing I had a problem, I finally broke down and called the tinnitus hotline.
It just kept ringing and ringing.6 -
Xcode's taking an eternity to just archive a build. And what's worse is that the whole system turns sluggish, can't do anything else while archiving.4
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That feeling when your favourite function in the code is updated by another dev, only to make it look worse by adding tons of arguments ( T_T)2
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Pretty much your life when you have the misfortune of debugging labview 'code' written by an electrical engineer
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Myself
The place is poorly run, I drink beer at my desk in secret or worse have tantrums like a 2 year. -
What's worse in an open office?
A) Music
B) People
(Shamelessly stolen from Twitter, credit @dustin)19 -
I hate moving
But moving back in with your parents is even worse
Even worse when your parents are hoarders and so you get to move back into a room where you then get to clear out random shit that isn't yours. And try to convince your parents to throw out a dresser that only 3/8 drawers work in it but they want to keep it.
*Sighs*8 -
Anybody tried developing a chrome extension? I'm bloody lost, with LITERALLY trying to get a goddamn Hello World.
This is worse than when I tried editing in Vim.
Or worse yet, Java.3 -
Fuck you react native and your stupid memory leak on dev machine! You are even worse than chrome 🤦🏼♂️
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How's everyone who migrated from GitHub to GitLab doing today? Enjoy your code being hosted on Google - who's definitely worse than Microsoft - Cloud servers! :)19
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You should really really really not use sha 1 or worse anymore. I mean, for real now. Please, stop it. https://shattered.it2
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Visual studio intellisense is going to make me commit bridge jump
In HTML, it's changing "id" to "itemid" ???
In JavaScript, it's changing document.getElementById and document.querySelectorAll to documentgetElementById and documentquerySelectorAll ????
What the fuck is this horse shit. It's only getting worse and worse. It's like Mt. Saint Helen blew up 5 minutes ago, they updated the system, and accidentally set off the Yellowstone Giga-volcano. Fuck you, william gates.5 -
I like when the changelog in PlayStore's apps says "Fixed errors and performance improvement" and the main errors are still there and the performance is worse.
:)1 -
Tf is up with google search? Like yeah it got worse and worse over the years but since the last few months it's actually unusable?
I was able to find everything I always found this one forum answer I needed, on page one.
Now it just grabs every single word and shows me where some of them match. What the fuck?
Same for duckduckgo btw.19 -
Is scope creep worse when the Client does it or when internal departments do it to you?
Right now I can't fucking tell. ( :/ )3 -
There is nothing worse than a toxic workplace, it sucks the life out of you and the people around you. Fuck the rat race man.6
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I have to say. WINE is one of the most beautiful programs ever. Without it life would be a little worse8
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"In this API you need to pass the epoch in user's timezone."
WTF!! can this world be any worse...... how many epochs are there in this world?4 -
Why can't people construct decent questions?
To make things worse, this question has been edited twice by high rep users despite it's obvious flaws
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Can I just say, I hate migraines. There is nothing worse than trying to focus with a worm gnawing at ones eyeball. Ended up leaving work at 13:00, wishing I could teleport home. I take that back; driving for an hour with a migraine is worse. Almost 19:00 and it is finally gone.3
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When both AI and search engine results are getting worse over time, will devs and users finally value knowledge and learning again?8
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Nothing is worse than doing all the hard work and thoughts, while people just think you’re over exaggerating the problem...3
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You kinda just wake up one day and find yourself in a Dilbert comic. It then gets worse if you realize you aren't even Dilbert.
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What's worse than WordPress? WordPress + WooCommerce! What's worse than WordPress + WooCommerce? WordPress + WooCommerce + PayPal! What other more shitty software could we possibly add? Some malicious virus hidden somewhere in the millions of free WordPress plugins most of which are not even full open-source? Who can possibly review and maintain that rummage table of outdated crap code?13
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What’s more worse than attending a meeting that should supposed to be an email? …
Getting my drivers license renewed.3 -
YouTube or Anime, I don't know which is worse for mental health
Crushing procrastination vs destructive seduction, pick your poison9 -
One of my most frequent coding errors is putting e before I in function calls because my understanding of English spelling is worse than my code 🤣3
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So... I decided to refactor some of my old code that I wrote exactly 11 months ago, which was one month after starting work..
My first reaction was: "Was I so stupid?"
Second reaction: "why the fuck my supposed 'mentor' allowed me to write this bullshit?"3 -
!rant
Nothing worse than recieving little to no documentation/requirements on a project, garbage in = garbage out...1 -
I asked a senior PM once if software developers were the hardest to work with. He said no, road construction teams are worse.3
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Thank drunk me for making a backup.
My day could have been a whole lot worse.
...not using git for this particular endeavor.1 -
tomorrow i have a presentation of a webapp but last night i decided to change the ui. i am not done yet and this frontend is driving me nuts.13
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What could make a programmers day worse?
Trying to find a bug, WITHOUT AN ERROR MESSAGE!
fuck QlikView. -
More and more declining respect for programmers, unrealistic expectations from managers, and worse and worse code as everyone becomes dependent on taking modern hardware for granted.
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What's worse than being your family's printer support? Questions about how to use Instagram. 🤢😠😡 Fuck Marc Suckerberg and his shitty antisocial media apps!11
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Is it just me or Jira has been getting so much worse over time, that I now don't even want to touch it?9
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I want to love and support pons for providing a good dictionary for free, but the api is literally worse than just scraping the website...
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Power adaptor down, will get replacement, but having to set up a small Dev environment on the wife's laptop...
Could be worse, I suppose... -
i'm afraid that having discovered the power of multithreading has made my code worse.
case in point: me has to calculate an unknown 3rd point of an equilateral triangle many, many times. however, me doesn't get the formula, so me goes ahead and loops over all possible coordinates until it finds the correct one.
yep, it's definitely gotten worse.2 -
It is finally settled. You have heard that the cure is often worse than the disease. This may not be true anymore.
After seeing this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
and this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
I have decided that the New Disease is worse than The Cure.1 -
Parsing logs to create conditional insert statements cause expert morons fucked up production database cluster.
Database is partially corrupted and cannot be used and they don’t know how to fix it.2 -
I just hate the word "menu" today
Even worse: menues
The Internet is a fucking restaurant!
Kill it!3 -
Have project 4 presentation today that looks worse than some other students' project three presentation 🙃. Still proud of it though!2
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Worst documentation I've seen?
Any+All documentation auto-generator using the (XML) code comments (GhostDoc, etc).
Worthless, utterly and completely worthless. Worse than having no documentation. -
The social pressure of having fun every long weekend is worse than getting up & seeing 12 new bugs assigned to you 😭
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Worse than seeing people that are not familiar with vim trying to exit it, is people that want to save a file and press Ctrl + S7
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The further I've gotten as a developer, the worse I've become at typing. Pretty sure I'm just the embodiment of the ape and typewriter theory.
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Overly long/specific css selectors are just as bad or worse than making your styles !important.
Change my mind.27 -
Inconsistent, legacy access databases might just be a tad worse than excel sheets.
Not sure if to end myself or the author...1 -
Should cloudflare have taken down their servers to protect their clients? Which is worse, the leak live or the downtime?1
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Darn, it did it again! Emptied one of my files. The only reason I bother to use NPP is that the alternatives are even worse.12
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That's what you want to see first thing in the morning.
Even worse, I slept about 3 hours last night on the same repo.
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First run of Android-Studio after installation on a new Pop-OS! machine -> START FAILED!
Welcome back to hell Francois!
How many devices running Java today? Only once on one machineI have understood !
It is largely enough to show how LAME! you have been GOGOLE (in French-> IDIOTS!) to have chosen the worse technology, already worse at the beginning of Android.
SCARY for the future!
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Been searching for an offshore data server for at least 5 fucking hours. There's nothing worse than searching for decent low-end offers outside of europe.7
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What's worse than being underpaid for your work?
Asking you to make stupid and pointless changes to it time and again.8 -
Is it safe to write down all your failures and worst moments in life? Will it help to deal with them or just make things worse?2
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How do people like the cinnamon desktop? It's the worst thing I've ever laid my eyes on. It looks like a worse version of Windows XP.4
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It's official
https://blog.github.com/2018-06-04-...
Stop making rant about untill see how really affects (for better or worse)1 -
That moment when you finally think your freshly made Project looks like something and the more Time you spend looking at it it looks worse and worse 😂🙈
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Is it just me or does the Google Play developer console gets worse and worse with every change they make. Right now its bullshit they add one nice Feature but then fuck up multiple other things at once
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I'm a huge fan of stock android but it's getting worse and worse now. Stupid fucking bugs everyday that I discover.3
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Biggest disturbance would be a colleague, but even worse if one of those colleagues has a vacuum cleaner 😒3
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The only thing worse than having to write documentation as you code is procrastinating it to the end...2
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Not slapping someone when they call an object a thing or worse a thingy, it's like working with basic Starbucks bitches
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I wonder how much better/worse a news channel would do if they only reported good news locally and globally 24/72
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If you compare a software developer's job with another, let's say a doctor or a lawyer, the former doesn't require mastery and there is continuous chase on fast changing version numbers or an entire platform coming out. Former innovates without question and gets burned out in the process. While the latter demands mastery of certain fields and the specialization isn't diverse enough compared to former. Yet the pay for latter might be higher. What are the pros and cons have you felt as a developer and how do you cope to address it internally? Is it just the thrill and excitement of new things coming out? What fulfillment do we get aside from the satisfaction of clean code, unit test and successful deployments? How much impact have we really given? And is there a place for developers to final settle down? Don't get me wrong; I won't stop until death probably but I hope adulting responsibilites won't make us break.
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In React-based project, "why can't we use jQuery?"
As if my disdain for jQuery as a crutch couldn't get any worse...3 -
After the American mass layoffs, Silicon Valley software is getting worse in a worse way than it used to, maybe also due to AI generated code and content, especially Google product quality keeps dropping continuously. I am afraid I will have to switch to Apple eventually2
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The worse bugs ain't those that show up on your terminal<If you got those kinda bugs-you're lucky>. But are those that don't show up at your terminal, but still give you the worse version of production.
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Swear to God I've changed the type definition of the same variable (in SSIS) three times already.
Microsoft has a worse memory than me!
Ffs. -
Am I that bad at JS or long files of Javascript code (200+ lines) are much worse than their PHP equivalent? :))2
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Urgh why do code generators write the worse fucking code! Jesus$fucking$christ$what$is$your$god$dam$problem$1
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Android DevStudio. So much work for a simple button! Even worse when you're trying to call API and explicitly return a type of data that you need.
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Internet explorer was typically made to make life of front end designers worse. Or maybe even backend ppl.1
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So, umm, is there any way to change my avatar's hair color so it isn't red? Because right now I look worse than Lisp...
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Where even if it's now his work, he does the work. Even modifying your code in your own repository. Worse, committing it in master!
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everything is shit and getting worse. everyone is retarded and getting worse. (including me of course)
no reason to be trying.
peace in my soul.
finally.3 -
I currently have a Surface Pro 3 and am wanting to upgrade. I'm a software dev student at my college and I'm noticing the performance is just slowly getting worse and worse. I recently reset it to start fresh, still slows down in overall performance and battery life.
Any good recommendations? If possible I would like to avoid the Pro due to the kickstand gimmick.7 -
Can traefik's documentation and configuration be any more confusing and retarded? I hate this thing. Any good alternatives?1
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