alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

this. is. very. common.

This might happen very soon.

Saving is very important to me, clearly

When the documentation is just perfect👌👌

This dev world is still so damn fucking sexist, it's driving me nuts.

"it's so cool seing a GIRL doing this stuff"
"wow you're so tech savy for a GIRL"
"you're too CUTE to be a developer"
"how does it feel to be a GIRL in dev"

Just treat us like fucking human beings for once instead of pretty, empty objects.

very serious printer problem 🙁

"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

this feels very true sometimes. lol

Very comforting..

The Joker is very serious!

Very satisfied with my pencil array :)

Thanks, Google. Very cool.

Very true..

That was a very tough question !

This is very creative

Started learning Go

It's very interesting language

I'm very very lucky today! I got 2 down votes on stack overflow, but still got the solution.

such table
very drop
much production
many customer
very pissed

Another VERY satisfying commit.

Much security, very captcha!

very Real #programming languages

Being a programmer is easy!
It's like riding a bike
Except
The bike is on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire
and you're in hell

Lol! Very true.

Red. Very red.

Was drunk at a party a few weeks ago, accidentally commented on a rant instead of making a new one. Idek how that happened.

I want this, very badly, very sorely, very much, I want this a lot

I find this very true xD

This conversation gonna be very very interesting 😆

I'll update further info in comments.

someone is very active on github

Git....
alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow=‘git status’
$wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Thanks Microsoft, I feel very safe now.

Very true...

Very nice Rockstar, very nice

Very true for me at least ^_^

Very clever from the programmer

Very accurate

This is very usual with AWS

devRant is very good at this

Very true!

Thanks, very useful advice sir

Answer: Very Slowly!

alias such=git
alias very=git
alias wow='git status'

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Boss: I wrote some tests and there is a bug in your code but I cannot find it. Fix it
Me: Sure. I'm on it.

Narrator: 5 minutes later

Me: Boss, I found the bug. It's in your testcode...

Seriously... WTF?!

(before someone suggests that my code should handle all test cases... He tried to measure the time the program needed to response and fucked it up...)

I am leaving my job from a very big company with very high paying package for doing my own startup.
1 month notice period on.

Getting to play with 50GBit/s hardware next week. My boss was like "You like hardware, right? I bought you some toys..." Btw, i am in an apprenticeship. And yes, i do love my company!

Trying to be original on my beast of a car here.

Thanks Visual Studio, very helpful.

very important before you leave this world..

headphones for avatars would be awesome! :D

I thought this was very funny.

That's very nicely handled Eclipse!

Very clever 😂

I am Siri.
I am very smart.

My average work day:

Thinking of better ways to plan/organise my work - 75%
Planning my work - 15%
Rethinking how to plan my work - 9%
Actual work 1%

Always a very descriptive message.

It's very code outside...

Oh how very relatable!

Somebody is very active!

Thus far I've had little success trying to teach code to people I know.

But yesterday.....man

My best friend told me that he was serious about learning. He asked me about my recommendation would be. Against all odds, and after small demonstrations he asked to learn about Java.

I made some coffee and braced myself. Either the dude is a hidden genius or I am an amazing instructor, but he got the whole thing. I introduced him to the basics, oop, variables etc and he got it down in one session. He was able to understand errthing a do a little code along.

So proud.

Very Honest

Very joyful time spent

Current web browser situation is very very disturbing. Chromepocalypse incoming.

Others: Are you a Marvel fan or a DC fan?

Me (an intellectual): Are you an AC fan or a DC fan?

Source Facebook but very funny

That's ***VERY*** nice, @Root

This is what happens when you decide to send error messages as url value

I'm speechless :\

I guess tux knows me very well

Beware, this is gonna be a long one.

Today, in university, our professor wanted us to do an algorithm where a number was given in input, and we had to see if that number was, as she put it, "triangular".
For example:
3 is triangular because it's 1+2.
6 is triangular because it's 1+2+3.
10 is triangular because it's 1+2+3+4.
And so on.

While she was explaining this, I was programming it on my phone (because I didn't bring a PC there).
In about 10 minutes I completed it.

This student who was beside me, which I didn't know until today (I'm still in my first year here), saw me programming it, and when I finished it, he looked at it and said: "It takes too much time, like this."
So he spent another like 5-10 minutes """fixing""" it, and then showed it to me: "Here, now it's better."
Do you want to know what he did?
The only thing he did was putting a for cycle instead of my while cycle.
And he didn't even do it properly!
He put an else statement inside the brackets of an if, and some variables weren't correct.
You call that making a program more efficient? Deficient is more like it.

Also, like 5-10 minutes after I did it on my phone, on my own, I looked at the prof's desk: a guy (who apparently is "the best") wrote his algorithm on the blackboard, and the whole fucking class applauded.

Later, I saw on our Whatsapp group that someone sent a photo of him writing on the blackboard, with the caption "The student surpasses the teacher." Others agreed.
I replied with: "For the record, I did this algorithm in 10 minutes."
An asshole replied: "You'll never be superior to the master"

Fuck off. -.-"
...I'll show them.

Very professional 👌

Boss : Need very very little change on our project
Dev : Ok, what is the change?
Boss : This, this, this, this and just this one.
Dev : Really very very little.

Thank you Unity, very cool

Google Assistant is very diplomatic

when you go to a coworker for pair programming and he insists that you write on his very very dirty and since 10 years never cleaned keyboard...

Very often

I finally managed to open a beer bottle using a sheet of paper

My finger is red as fuck but it was worth it

Google is very clean...

Explains it very well !

I eat food. And I cook food. Believe it or not, cooking is very similar to coding. Things you do at the very beginning haunt you till the very end. Also, premature optimization is the root of all evil (in both domains).

Very effective

Very helpful

Working for a company that hasn’t fully implemented git yet.

Servers are a freaking mess.

.old
.bak
Very-very-old
Backup

This looks very unproportional to me

My macbook's making a very faint but very weird gurgling sound 😰 I better back up my code

Very bad feeling

Very !important

How do I know when I’m ready for a junior dev job? Currently I’m very familiar with syntax rules, data structure, I even created my first p2p app and I’m feeling more comfortable with server side programming and handling dependencies.

But I can’t like code blindfolded and I’m very slow and have to think very deeply and concentrate very hard before doing any minor thing.

How do I know??

It's hard... So very hard...

Thank you, Uberfacts, very nice.

Coming to github very soon

Very Accurate

Yesterday, a very good friend of mine who is a philosopher has given me a present: the book "Clean Code" by Robert C. Martin.

This summer is going to be very good. I'm very greatful.

Me: (upon waking up) "I am going to be very productive today."
Me: (during my commute) "I am going to be very productive today."
Me: (getting coffee before going in) "I am going to be very productive today."
Me: (sitting down to be very productive today) "Oh look! New devRant notifications!"

thank you, AT&T, very cool!

Somebody made themselves hear very clearly.....

Very helpful. Fuck you, VirtualBox

"Not very much"
- My sister, 2016

Stupid things I've done from being tired

Typed "SELECT star FROM..." instead of "SELECT * FROM..."
Typed "instead" when writing the previous sentence
Typed the door code for work into the microwave instead of the time
Listened to my alarm in agony for 2 minutes before registering what it was and that I can switch it off

We had an obligatory training today about security of remote access to company resources.

We sat for an hour listening to some outdated advice regarding passwords and preparing a work environment at home. Finally the instructor said his goodbyes and left. The rest of us stayed in the call to pass some actual recommendations.

Then we received a join request from a waiting lobby. Everyone muted. I let the guy in. For the next 8 minutes we watched the unaware instructor eat his breakfast and sign some documents stamped with a logotype of our competition.

Then I cleared my throat very loudly. He will have to print some of those documents again.

10 PRINT “Hallo”
20 GOTO 10

1983 : my very first program and also very first contact with a computer - a VC64

I am speechless! Assigned back to a project after leaving it for four months, went to see tasks, and they are like this:
Q1. Why did't you do this for the app?
A1: Because your team has not yet provided API, how is my team supposed to implement

Q2: Why having this in the app? either x or y not both!
A2: You guys wanted both

Q3: Why is the app showing data that must not be displayed?
A3: Because your server is sending me the data based on the criteria I sent? What else do you expect

and the list goes on ....

My college is very shitty

This aged very well lol

very true

Yes... My language is very rated R.

"due to the amount of applicants, we can't respond to every applicant email"

let me translate the manager-speak for you: "due to us being stuck-up douchebags, we feel as though our company is more valuable than literally the 2 minutes of time it takes to write a yes or no email, so we'd rather keep you hanging and never give you feedback. oh yeah we're also not professional at all"

god why the FUCK am i even applying for jobs, each place is more shittier and toxic than the next

"An error has occurred. Please try again."

WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ERROR? WHY CANT YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO FIX THE ERROR YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.

I shouldn't need to submit a form 23 fucking times, changing field values each time, because of an uninformative fucking error message.

For any aspiring native Android dev,i have some nice advice for you today: Run away dude!

Very confusing

Attenction is very important!!

Oh don't know why my "if" condition never execute.

Happens very very often.

Small things are hard to find.

„You have the right to access, change and delete data stored about you. To do this click here“ very funny... very very funny...

Found my old code.

You gotta admit, that's some clean code there, considering I learned C# only for a year at that time.

But those comments....
VeRy WeLl WrItTeN, vErY dEtAiLeD, vErY gOoD

Started new job, its big jump for me in my career. Very much excited. People are also very helpful.

Beta version... only devs have access

Screen for a not-ready-yet feature:

A nice image of a faded broken structure, underlined with a "Work in progress" text.

Primary button below "I want it now"

/clicks button

next to the button, a text fades in:
"Please, be patient"

You keep clicking "I want it now", after a few clicks you get "Plese, be **very** patient"

/Checks the source code

it bloody adds a "very" for every 5 clicks and calls an API to send you an email for every 5 clicks:

Thanks for very {n times very} much wanting {feature name}

11 clicks = 3 emails with very, very very and very very very

Yep, I am patient now, especially if I get my hands on you...

Very ture

Imagine if everybody would actually answer with the truth to the question "How are you?", instead of going with the classic "fine, thank you" polite answers.

Thanks Facebook. Very useful.

The battery saver mode is ruining my very dark dev rant experience :(

I was very hardworking (at least more hardworking than now)
But recently I've became very lazy , VERY LAZY !
I'm not happy abot that at all.
Any suggestion that'll help ?

So very true!

A lot of people are very good at making extremely complex and hard-to-read React components.

Very very few are good at making clean and easy-to-understand React components.

That's a 7.3 VERY NICES for you!

Very true

Laugh at the joke!

Compared to some developers our problems are acute. Compared to some developers our problems are very cute.

not mine. but so very true

you are a very, very, very expensive (in time and money) slack bot message forwarder

This is very satisfying.

Chatgpt is very smart!

I'd rather die than work with iframes

TL;DR;

I was asked to give estimation on an app, that:
1. No one has a clue what it does, even though there is v1 on the store with almost 10% of functionality working
2. No one has a clue what should be in the new rewritten version
3. We are already behind schedule and I have no clue why, I've just been told that
4. They need UI flow that shows how the app will work with static data and when API's are ready (because ya know, writing code is easier than creating wireframes and modifying them accordingly) I will then need to link app with API as if it is as simple as drinking a cup of water, especially that: 1. What is water? 2. Do I have a cup or is it given, and 3. Relax bro, drinking water is like eating a burger, piece of cake!

I'm not sure what to do, not enough that it's React Native but also spaghetti requirements that no one was able to answer my simple question: What is the app responsible of?

P.S.: Some say I must rewrite the old app ONLY, no new features, others say: Turn the new web portal into mobile app, I say: WTF is going one?

You can never ever stop using PHP, specially in Philippines!

That was very intimate😄

Would you guys consider Maths a programming language?

USB-C to HDMI adapter refused to work on the Macbook of a user group presenter.
/me "thunderbolt and Lightning - very very frightening"

A very satisfying number

The fear that I'm too thorough, and out of that, the fear that I'm too slow and "others might find out at some point".

I dislike Python. Very much.

Lol very true😂

If your shit only works in Safari, but breaks in Chrome you've done something very very wrong.

Gta V the only game where you can create a website during its very very long loading.

Just got this very interesting email...

Today is *very* intense. Production broke.

this very useful comment.

Very well.

It's very true

Mating has become very difficult 💩

Very true

When you start on a new coding language...

When you code for a long period and after exicuting it you find this....

excellent job google!
very related to my search query, and very related to my personal interests (which you are very good at keeping track of).

i wish nothing but the worst ruin to the perverse execs running this perverse company!

Saying yes very often

I'm at an Indian restaurant and I love how their ticket system (showing when you food is ready to be picked up) has a very, very rough and homemade feeling. It's fitting the place very well.

phone service being very cryptic

Thank you very much

Nice. Onto the next nice number.

These resources may help....um yup very helpful thanks.

My goal for 2019 is to write an efficient neural network library with streams and make it very very very customizable. I'll write in C#, cause fuck python script kids. My idea is to make a cool platform for new ideas

When a service has not yet seen release of version 1, and you are asked to start using version two which is still in beta like version one 🤦🏼‍♂️

Together with COD BO4 - that's going to be a very unproductive week, but very well deserved.

Run-time error occured in file: undefined at line: undefined and column: undefined

Job hunting is stressful. Very very stressful.

Super selfish and targeted question:
Favourite singular VSCode extension?
Not the ones everyone has / are very common, something you have that most might not, be it because it's functionality is not very useful, because it's not very known, etc...

Very insightful and helpful 👍

Very productive day of passive wardriving. Very nice.

baptism by JavaScript very fiery much fire

I'm very sad. I had to do 5 challenges in Hackerrank for a job and I managed to complete only 1 in the allotted time.
What makes me sadder is that in one challenge, the testing the compiler did was different than the challenge description (getting me failed tests).
Damned job hunting, I'm losing hope with each passing day... 🙁

Ha ha.. Very difficult

I need to think of an algorithm before 11:55pm tonight and I am so very very fucked.

Customer: "My system feels very slow"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Very dangerous

My boy is very tallented.

Time for a new programming language. LaTeX! It's definitely very different than what I'm used to, but very useful.

Android development is very frustrating

When everything is critical, nothing is.

such weekend
many dev
very skill

!rant
I started this job in December.
I am very happy at the moment.
Company culture is great, organization is excellent and workmates are very smart and friendly.

Make a very simple website app in a very short time. Done. Now turn this website app into a WordPress like framework. What?

very relevant!

Xamarin iOS Building Host on device it's very very slow.... WTF

Failed in a technical interview even though i have a very good GPA :/ very sad.

I find Redis very confusing

It's been a very very long time since i last under quoted. Done it twice in the last month. FML

Now that is fast 😁😁

"Simplicity is not about making something without ornament, but rather about making something very complex, then slicing elements away, until you reveal the very essence." - Christoph Niemann

So I just downloaded devRantron and it's great, it was so easy to install with the .deb file, the website for getting it looked very proffesional and the program itself also look very clean and overall proffesional. The only thing I wish they could have made would be for the boxes containg the rants to be wider, but overall it's amazing!

My very funny friend everybody!

Working from home and feeling very guilty.