Error: Missing argument exception.

Missing a Google internship interview because of the timezone

Spotify, I don't think "changelog" means what you think it means.

5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

Me typing
git rebase --help
GF: What!? Oh... nevermind it says rebase. I thought it said rebae.
Me: What?
GF: I'm the only bae you need in your life!
Me: ... This is going on devrant.

Proh-gram-eeeerror
...... on line number 32: missing }

Hey, @google! I found a bug. The last 3 choices are missing.
The lack of balance is disturbing me.

Use a Mac they said.
No annoying update they said.

Tried to install an existing web dev project in Windows 10:
- Install Atom IDE and trying to clone git repo
- Git missing, installing Git for Windows
- Installing Node (so far so good!)
- npm install
- Python missing (???), installing Python
- Ruby (????????) missing, installing Ruby
- .NET Libraries missing, installing .NET 4.0 for the 100th time
- Visual Studio Libraries for C++ 2008 missing (now you're just messing with me mate), installing 4GB of Visual Studio Libraries
- [drumroll sound]
- .....
- npm install breaks with fatal error
- Git for Windows can't be found anymore

Switched to Ubuntu out of frustration:
- Installing Atom IDE
- Installing NodeJS
- Cloning git repo
- npm install
- project is running

whut?

Life becomes really hard when one of these go missing....

Here we go again...

Co Worker: "Your computer is missing a mouse!"
Me: "I require less dependencies to use a computer"

BBUUUURRRRNN

I AM MISSING A FUCKING DIV TAG OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND I CANNOT FIND IT. MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK.

For people who work with languages like Java this couldn't be more true

Even JavaScript doesn't misbehave when a semicolon is missing. What the hell does CSS think of itself?

What do people say about the programmer who lost half his intestines?

He missed a semicolon. :P

To whoever reads this, I hope there is no missing semicolon in your code today.

Ladies (and gentleman), I present you the perfect dating app. Can't believe what I've been missing all these years

So many problems did WannaCry uncovered: old systems, incompetent sys admins, insufficient it funds, missing backup procedures, etc

Well hello to you too, missing if-statement for no name provided...

"We all just commit to the master branch here."

That moment that you've got a bug you know you're missing and you can't fucking find it.

Annoying as a motherfucker! 😠

Is a word missing there?

Headline of a computer magazine our class gets:
"AI is missing one of its important parts - intelligence"

I wish I could learn Machine Learning. Automate my work and blame the machine for missing deadline.

Why does everyone hates 9?
Or is it real that 7 8(ate) 9!!!!!!

Source: Instagram

How QA people buy beds..

//I have done all kinds of testing that possible exist, but I'm still not convinced

Not sure if i missed some changes in the last few days, but ++ are missing on the web app ?_?

CSS in console.log! What else am I missing??

Manager : Something is missing in the website
Me : What ?
Manager : That synergy between colours .
..
FML

Missing those times where a 320x240 or 640x480 resolution were enough to have fun.

Someone, anyone, please tell me how is this entry level???

Maybe I'm missing something here.... 😵

Missing....

Very early indev, and missing a LOT of layout (Icon bar, tabbed region, etc.), but this is my barely functional UWP File explorer!

Oh THERES the missing semicolon

Something is missing 🤔

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

Missing option (btw I use arch)

I got 99 problems but a missing semi-colin makes them 132.

Let's list some holy wars!

• OS
• Browser
• VIM vs EMACS
• Gif vs "J"if

What I'm I missing?

When my daughter is around while I'm coding.. I feel disturbed... When she is not around.. I feel distracted (missing her)

Do you guys think this is appropriate?
What am I missing?

To people who make memes about missing semicolons in 2018,
Do you use notepad for coding?

I still don't get people that complain about debugging a missing semicolon...

My gadgets inventory 🤗

Missing devrant stickers on the MacBook though!

People who can't code are missing out on so much!

When you finally spot the missing semi colon.

Came to office and found out my Devrant stress ball is missing from my desk.
Should i go back home?

I just stumbled across this in a code review. Surely I'm missing something here....

@dfox

the only thing i really miss on DevRant is a loading bar/circle on images and gifs.
im always there guessing how long it will take to load.

Project manager: I haven't seen an automated email go out in a while.

Me: ok let me check. Can you provide me a previous email for reference?

Project manager: no
*Itterate 3 times*
Me: ok, does this template resemble the email you're missing?
PM: no
*End itteration*
PM after 3rd attempt to identify the email they're missing: comes into my office and tells me he's not even going to answer my emails anymore cause I can't find his missing email.

Me: finally nails down the email he's *missing* and there's nothing wrong with it.

PM: doesn't believe me.

I fucking hate bad PM's. Asshole can't be bothered to provide usefull information to save his life then questions everything I tell him and thinks I'm the idiot when it takes me 3x as long to fix/find something.

When your Web developer leaves:
Is it too late to say sorry? Cause I'm missing more than just your <body>

Can someone explain this shit?

When you're missing a semicolon.

Forget porn detection and chatbots. What the big companies SHOULD be using AI for is detecting missing semicolons in code.

My clock radio is missing these two crucial buttons:

A) Snooze-After-This-Song
B) Snooze-Until-Next-Song

🕰️🙋

Am I the only one missing "Login with devRant" when I register somewhere?

A typo today has rendered me the joke of the office... 😂

Almond's PR: "Added missing unit testes to classes Foo and Bar"

----

Bob: "LGTM. Bet that took some balls."
Craig: "LGTM. Missing unit testes drive me nuts."
Ian: "LGTM. Write your testes with your code guys, a bit bollocks to have to add them afterwards."

FAEs are missing I guess xD

You know that you like a language when you start missing its features in other languages while learning it.

Took 1 hour to write code...1 day to find missing semi colon..

When you're trying to clean your keyboard with a vacuum and the F10 key went missing...

And here is the promised picture :)
I might be missing one or two but you get the idea :P

I code when I'm stressed out. It helps me from overthinking about stuff because I'll be too busy finding the missing semicolon.

#RedHat missing :(

This is my setup, just missing my devRant stickers!

When everyone keeps talking about missing semicolons, but you use Python...

Do companies enjoy making themself look like cunts or is there something I'm missing?

Awesome!! Latest master doesn't even compile due to files missing.. Love it!!

today a developer delivered his code.
and I found
- all "i" variables missing
- all "(" closings missing
- all "k" characters missing

latter I found out that it was because his middle finger was hurting :XD

Well I have just known devRant and duuude that's what was missing from my life

iEscape, the solution for missing keys in your MacBook Pro Late 2016.

Vim users, Apple have you covered!

Game: Who can find the missing semicolon

Special character missing .. or is it ?😂😂

James: Your windows dev machine is setup and now ready.

Me: Checks if something is missing...

Me: [ installs notepad++] ... it’s perfect now!!!

Safari is like IE to me. Quirks, missing features, useless debugging tools, vendor specific.
At least Microsoft started fixing is turd.

Still missing my devRant sticker...

What's the best tool you didn't know you were missing, but could not work without it now

If you haven't read the app reviews of ARCore by Google on the PlayStore yet, you're really missing out

PM emails me a zip file with the message "Can you give the attached a look and get it to work. See email below that there are some items missing to make it run."

Items missing : 3 custom libraries, 2 sql databases, 3 custom sql tables, and oh yeah the license to the program it runs on.

Customer submitted ticket today stating that his 404 page was missing ohh the irony

Help me solving this logical puzzle. I'm dumb as fuck.

You need to find the logical link to get the missing number.

Wait a minute... something doesn't feel right around here, There's a certain someone missing from my devRant life again.

Enjoy your social leave.

My dev setup after 25 years... Note: missing the bulk container of Tums.

Company switched some users from windows 7 to windows 10 overnight. Installation failed for most of the Dev team.

- No admin access
- Files missing
- Programs missing

Result : we can't work :/

Thanks Amazon for making me wait until 2029 to get a refund on my missing delivery 😳🤔

Can you even call yourself a developer anymore?

Defuq with you devRant.
didn't open you for a while and now @rutee07 is gone.

Seriously, where is @rutee07 ?

Personally I am starting to think that any development tools, resources and sites should not be allowed to use marketing dribble.

It should go
-> Land on home page
-> Hi, we are a realtime database cloud host
-> no you cannot host it yourself
-> here is code to speak to our servers
-> here is the cost
->now take it or go.

Something like that, and not

We provide clients with the leading cloud and hosted data solutions that can scale vertically and horizontally on and offline data management keeping people connected and saving kittens.

Fuck you show me one kitten you saved? Lying pieces of shit that do not want to just say hey this is what we have , this is ours, it may not be much but it is what we believe in and if you would like to use it here is how , thank you now move the fuck along our server can't handle so many concurrent connections.

Working from home and missing your 23" display.

another day, another missing semicolon

"BUSCAR TODO"

This Spanish translation for "SEARCH ALL" just tricked me into thinking that a translation is missing 😅

devRant thanks you are what i was missing :D srsly its too fun great community

opens chrome, closes chrome, opened whatsapp, closed whatsapp, damn what m'i missing? oh yes, devrant 😈

Demo tomorrow. Two devs missing. Six options to be completed. Debugging server crash on another live site.
Is life worth living?

What are code smells?
Smells like a missing } in line 36?

Missing those days when videos about latest technology had a meaningful comment section. Now it's 'pewdiepie vs tseries' everywhere.

When you spend that hour debugging your Javascript code only to find a missing bracket

I am sorry to replace you Dave, but you already missing to long :(/

Never had a problem with a missing semicolon.

WTH...
While styling some frontend stuff with LESS, I experienced that on one page template the <header> was not displaying the given line-height eventhough the whole fscking code was 1:1 identical with the other template in which everything was fine. I checked EVERYTHING... caching, URL, source, classes, open / wrong tags, HEAD, ... I even did a diff compare. NO FSCKING DIFFERENCE!
After one hour of pulling out hair I suddenly saw that in the faulty template file 2 lines were missing:

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="devRantLang">

WHOEVER DID THIS: YOU ARE FSCKING STUPID!!! (it was me...)

Ok, HP good job
minus the ram, what's missing here?

where is missing the apostrophe?

I was contrib an open source project on github.. they missing something important

After spending 3 hours, finally figured it out, all I was missing, was ".toString()"

Coding + 7 pints of lager and a gin martini = an hour shouting at a div and then realising you're missing the dot.

My favourite part of every support email chain about a piece of "missing functionality":
"Theoretically since <other software> allows you to <some stupid functionality>, then <your software> should do it too"

I never knew I've been missing out such an amazing community.

Such useful data...

When that one guy only points out in reviews missing semicolons and sapace/tabs issues. He could be reviewing 'return x/0' and will just say "you are missing ; after 0 mate".

hello +1000 club! got my +1000 shoes, my +1000 desk and my +1000 sungluses now all I am missing is a vader helmet..

And what's missing here is the why

I HATE

- charsets
- missing fonts
- timezones
- text layout directions, bidi

gnaaaaaaaarh

That's it. Thank you. 🐟

Searching for the missing semicolon

Our school encourages us to go to hackathons.
I want to but I don't have a laptop and don't want to be the absolute madman who brings his whole desktop.

I feel like a idiot. But it won't work. Idk what I'm missing.

After reading so many peoples rants about Wix ads, I have been asking myself, "Why in the fuck are people on here seeing Wix ads? What in the hell happened to their adblock?! Did their adblock quit? Is adblock missing? Why is no one concerned that adblock is missing?! We need milk cartons and a search party formed ASAP!"

Only those who are using Linux would know what the 'Windows' guyz are actually missing. 😝

Where is our server guy??
Always not around when you need him :-(

I miss the ease of installing shit on Windows, none of this missing dependencies nonsense!

The solution to missing esc key is to map it to caps lock, like we were ever using the caps lock......

Now cut the ranting, you have a solution

when I find missing semicolon

That moment when a missing ' ; ' ruined someone's day

Found this on SO

I didn't sleep well thinking on a bug, the bug was a typo missing a "s". Finally I can call myself a programmer : )

I've never felt the need to use SourceTree, am I missing out on a lot? I use the terminal. Feel it's sufficient.

spending 2 hours finding the error.. and the error was just missing < in the first line 😑

Missing the weekly rant

Deadline for my paper is tomorrow. Still missing 1/3rd. Also haven't created the presentation for it yet.
#NotOnlyDiamondsAreCraftedUnderHugePressure

Let’s play a programmer game. Every time you see a missing semicolon in JavaScript take a shot of coffee.

I am missing my ducks. Someone stole them :(

Talking about politics and soccer in the office should be forbidden... Missing remote work so much.

goodhart's law, the cobra effect/campbell's law, murphy's law, atwood's law, benfords law

what am i missing

Every time I compile, I'm missing a semicolon
#python_aftereffect

When the compiler throw a lot of errors and was a stupid ; missing...

Jan: hello endpoint x is missing
April: hello endpoint x is still missing

Someone is probably about to get fired...

Jesus fucking christ one missing comma >.<

Well, today I felt like the witch from the sleeping hollow movie.

I was working on a code that logins to a page and download files to a folder, according to the user.

Well, I tried to use the webservices from the page (like it should be) but the links were broken, and I lost a entire working day on trying the API 😮

The second day I tried with Selenium. Everything was going ok, but I wanted to run it without opening the browser and I found a “Headless Chrome”. At the end of the day, I found several blogs saying that Headless Chrome can’t download files 😱 second working day lost

Today I read about “PhantomJS”. I tried the code in C# with OpenQA.Selenium.PhantomJS BUUUUUUT it was missing 😡 I also tried with Python, but I had the same problem.

Finally, I found a blog with a solution for C# with Headless Chrome 😄

the semicolon
missing at instruction's end
oh how I loathe you

Het AoK, where are you? Missing you.

Black mirror episode where all the smart devices fail due to one missing semi-colon

Netflix and YouTube Music, and whatever paid, are missing an important part of the fun.

...

Comment sections

When u find add the missing comma in vim

I am missing GitHub former User interface 😭😢.

Started to develop asp.net apps, missing PHP artisan commands already :(

Found my next personal project with docker, redis ... only thing missing is time :(

I am missing my ex girlfriend like a missing ; at a statement.

Before you start pulling the code down for an API and debugging why a POST to it isn't persisting in SQL, verify your JSON is well-formed... 😒

That missing squiggly brace at the top is a buzzkill.

Moved one of my Java projects to Gitlab. Really loving the Auto DevOps and CI. Currently not missing GitHub.

When you realize about 30k records are missing from the database.
Time to go log diving.

I hate it when suddenly one app icon is missing on the home screen and I cannot even figure out what app I'm missing.

Since I learned Swift I find myself missing it so bad when writing in other languages.

Family... I respond with song title:
Boulevard of broken dreams.

Our paths don’t cross anymore. I don’t know why. I don’t want anything from them cause I know the consequences (maybe that’s why). I am not missing them and they’re not missing me so I think it’s a win win situation.

has anyone ever had this happen?

ide- syntax error: missing ";" on line 7 (1 error)
me- *adds the missing ; *
ide- syntax error: missing ";" on line 7 (57 errors)

A question to the other linux-nerds here.
I wonder if "env" is present in all Linux distros or can it be missing?

what happen to @SortOfTested?

Banging my head on my desk because I couldn't figure out why my website was bugging out in mobile mode.....

Come to find out I forgot a closing " ...there's a hour of my life I'll never get back lol

Special thanks to HTML validators lol

All those rating about missing ; really, what IDE dont give you a hint about it? Havnt had a ; issue since the floppydrive.

Spends 6 hours trying to fix all the bugs...

Missing a comma on line 3...

Could've replaced with an empty string 😂

Developing a clothing shop and being bored. Adding clients like Napoleon Bonaparte with the comment that this person is missing a hand.

Missing those days....
Am i audible??
Is my screen visible🥲

Missing coffee... 😐

How the heck does nvram magically forget your boot entries while your system is up...

Worst reboot of windows I've experienced in a long time, ugh.

The boot/*.efi files are still present but no entries in the menu...

Always fun to name your computer '-' so that e.g. ping thinks a commandline parameter is missing 🖥️🔫

I'm developing a new (just for fun) programming language and I'm wondering what features I should add next? These features are already implemented:

- Printing text
- Variables
- user-input
- Datatype conversion (String, Int, Float, Bool, List, Dictionary)
- lists/arrays
- dictionaries
- Sorting
- Shuffling
- random numbers & choices
- Math stuff like: log, abs, floor, ceiling, sin, etc...
- Time & Date
- Working with files
- If-else statements
- Ternary operators
- Loops (for & while)
- Functions
- Classes
- Error handling
- Importing libraries & other scripts
- Arrow/callback functions
- Escaping (\)

is there anything you often use missing?

how come the language Perl is so nonexistent?
Both shirts and devducks missing it

building a database is like building a bridge, one missing attribute and the whole application breaks

Due to ramadhan, I can't focus on work. Am dearly missing my morning and afternoon coffee.

Am I missing something or is PERL a tool of satan?

Am I missing something here? Or did moment forget how to math?

In my grade 3 first exposed to computer and uses MS Paint in Windows 95

Really missing that 😭

I've fallen in love with (unit) testing, it just saved my ass from deploying a broken version of my library because of a missing '!'

No matter how hard i try, i just cant get my head around XAML. I have to be missing something

Is it just me or anyone else wants more devRant cartoons from these rants ?

I really liked them

missing those day's
when 000hosting was parking area for phishing.

I think we are missing a chubby/fat avatar 😂

Spending half the day finding that missing "s" from a variable name

"Getting stuck debugging mysql for 30 minutes to finally realized you are missing a : is my favorite thing"
-said no one ever.

Why do package maintainers stop answering and go silent?!

I've waited for more than two weeks on acceptance on my PR, the maintainers hasn't been active and I've even notified them of my worries.. But so far no activity.

Why the fuck does a package like date-fns have maintainers that doesn't answer? Furthermore, I can see one of them making private contributions on Github..

I need this package to help on another package to finish my project 😭

What's with people and the fizzbuzz problem? I don't get the meltdown tbh
What am I missing?

!rant
Still easier than finding that missing ;

Yo @dfox, I think we all know what devRant is missing. Some good old img/gif comments for all our meme response needs

find missing colon, type colon.

Holy shit, how come that so many IT-firms are totally missing SPF-record?!

I miss Dilbert.

designer sent over a mockup that uses Illustrator's missing font color as button/brand color. why??

I find it funny that core software from major companies has such bad bugs or flaws. With large development teams and QA they still get through, yet a bug half as bad on a system for a customer developed by a small team, we get a roasting for it!

because angular2 was what this world was missing...

WebStorm

Because fuck looking for missing semicolons in a text editor.

#changemymind

"An inexperienced observer sees everything in a picture; the experienced one sees even the things that are missing." - Rastko Ciric

Genuine problem, not a rant

Started a new frontend developer/designer/graphic designer job recently. I feel technically capable, no problem there. Just noticing a pattern of repeatedly missing deadlines.

Its a very busy office, with various people all coming to me with things they need me to do. Never worked in an environment so busy before.

Doesn't help that they force me to manage my tasks by spreadsheets, communication by email, deployment by filezilla and no version control, but not convinced I'd still meet deadlines if I had a better setup.

Missing endpoint documentation... At least they have a sense of humor :p

You can't make this shit up. Google it. WTF.

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Question: Why are my <<Major Bank>> reports missing transactions, or why don't they reconcile?

Answer:

Issue
Data is missing from your <<Major Bank>> reports.

Cause
System issues at <<Major Bank>> can compromise the completeness of your report data.

Update os to osx high sierra yesterday make entire Documents folder missing away. RIP T_T.

Okay Google, the "missing" info is missing an option to include the missing search keywords again. Why do you think I used those keywords in the first place?
Can't we get a decent search engine in 2022?