When you just saw a random kid playing games you made

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

When I was traveling on the road and playing around with some code...

Dad is also a dev/architect. Mom barely knows how facebook works. So essentially she thinks I'm either playing games or working hard. Dad knows I'm just playing games.

Playing cards against downtime with my less tech savvy mates is awesome!

Cheers from Germany 🍻

Management: "We have a Team Building session next week"
Colleague A: "Paintballing"
Colleague B: "Go-Karting"
On the day: "Welcome. Today we will be playing an IT Helpdesk Role Playing Game"

Kill me.

My Toddler son playing cars on the keyboard, simultaneously simulating dumb user input on a website.

- Morning
Restart is required to install updates. "hmm shouldn't take much"
- Breakfast
- Graduated
- My kids are playing outside
#PC is still updating

Computer: booted
Headphones: on
Music: playing
Volume: too loud
Terminal: open
Swearing: yes

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PUBLIC LIBRARY

When I realized I wasn't coding at all. I'm just playing sudoku all along.

By playing with Facebook source code in browser, you can enable GIF and Markdown, Tip Jar & many more options in comments.

Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?

Other people playing games: "Nice graphics!"
Me playing games: "Wonder how they did that shader..."

So a client wants me to put auto playing music on his website

Google playing both cop and criminal :-P

Me: *Playing around with bash on Windows*

Friend: Can you hack my Facebook account?

Me: I already did...

*moments of awkward silence*

Meeting with my boss.

Me:...Yeah, and I've been playing with the software--

Boss: we don't "play" with software, we test it, the end user plays with it.

Few days later my boss talking to a client.

Boss: Yeah, and I've been playing with the software...

🤣🤣🤣 Really??

GF away, playing with my son the whoole weekend :)

Today i enjoyed coding more than i did playing video games.

It was a good feeling!

Everyone else on discord be playing games, Me:

Dad : Stop playing games so much
Me : I'm working on a project dad, not playing games
Dad : Then what do you call that *points to my 2nd screen on the side*
Me : That's the project, i'm making that game
Dad : Sure you are
Me : *changes bunch of stuff* see...
Dad : Ok i believe you *leaves the room*

A wordpress theme developer playing with core wordpress code.

"If you can’t solve a problem, it’s because you’re playing by the rules." - Paul Arden

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: devRant Podcast #3 (Feat: Mark Zuckerberg)
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I felt for playing minecraft again...

Welcome to join me at mc.linux.pizza :P

Playing Warcraft and similar games prepared me for understanding Classes and Instances in Object Orientation later.

I fucking hate it when some websites start playing unstoppable fkin music in the background 👿👿

My company bought us a Xbox and few games for playing in free time... I am not going home this weekend...

* playing music on MacBook
* turn down volume
* plug in headphones
* volume jumps to max and ears bleed

Especially when you are playing League Of Legend ore finishing the code...😡😡😡

Pretty sure they were discussing technology while playing Dota.

Playing around with Windows 98

Today's work activities:

Playing football with a gymnastic ball (those big ass things you can sit on) with a colleague at the office and playing mobile games 😊

Oh yeah, also had a special beer!

Today my friend discovered a mechanical calculator at school, we were playing around with it for >1hour, very cool

-I told a relative, that I worked with developing software/plugins
-Next time we met: How does it go with playing games?

... Oh well, here we go again.

I think Apple is playing us

To stop playing video games and finish the fucking project!

Is it just me, or the devs like playing with the Rubik's cube?

Terminal based role playing game (open source)

Won a raspberry pi playing the Google dino run game... what would I use it for?

My parents think laptop is only for playing games.
I don't even have a game installed in my laptop.
They start telling me "stop playing, do something else" whenever I sit in front of laptop for more than 30 minutes.
:`(

Playing sound on OS boot is just as bad idea as automatically playing sound on a website load. Yes I'm looking at you Ubuntu.

// it can be muted I know but.. who decided it was a good idea in the first place?

Playing around with particles.js and threw in a rick and morty easter egg xD

I can't get any work done because I can't stop playing with Bash for Windows.

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT

Crap... Another weekend wasted playing a mobile game I was better not playing...

Ended up frustrated 😤😤😤

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(ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉ

ಠ︵ಠ凸 (wow, even had this one )

"STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"

Mom can't distinguish between me writing GUI and playing video games 😅

I miss the days I actually enjoyed playing games.

6 years of programming later...

I'm always wondering how did they make the game? Once I find out how, I lose interest in the game.

I spend more time reverse engineering/exploiting/modifying the Client of games than actually playing them, more out of curiosity than causing harm.

Am I evil? 😫

Playing with "Inspect" in Google Chrome is fun

Read the console message...
LOL

DIY :
Go to Lucidworks.com/vision
Open the JavaScript console
Click on next, until you get something funny

Went to a small place for lunch, they had a TV that I think was playing sports earlier, but at some point it switched to a YouTube Playlist and started playing a Javascript tutorial on geo-location haha

Writing css feels like playing Jenga.

worst part of WFH:

- The work PC is the game PC
- The game PC is the work PC
- Feels like i'm playing while working
- Feels like i'm working while playing

Badass: playing Exploding Kittens NSFW edition... at work.

Soo.. My mom thinks that I should get a real job instead of playing computer all day...

Hours spent on playing games?

The day I feel like playing Guitar Hero

Installing linux is one of the best thing I have done in my life. But I really miss playing games.

Anyone else playing on the same laptop they use for working?

Playing with the new network joysticks

Now Playing (Hi, I am back! What do I missed)
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Neural network for playing Tetris.

Just started playing with Microsoft's Quantum Computing Kit and it's so amazing 😍!

Well done Microsoft!

I was playing this game on my iPad and look what I found

Great song starts playing on Spotify;
Android decides to force close all apps..

Me playing the piano: "No problem"

Me coding: "I'll kill your dead mouse"

When you wear headphones without playing any music, and avoid anyone's line of sight to get work done

Went to google to find some solutions. Ended up playing the halloween game for half an hour :(

It's 03:43 bst here and the dicks across the hall are still playing ridiculously loud music, and despite me asking them to shut up since I'm in work at 7 they refused. A quick nmap and I have the mac of the desktop playing the music....

I'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH CSS SOME, AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE LINEAR-GRADIENT THING

IT IS SO FUCKING COOL GUYS

My phone died while i was out playing pokemon go... But it was devRant I missed more than anything!😂

Everyone's playing Plague Inc.

I love playing around in AR

Being productive on personal projects instead of playing league of legends on the weekends. (student)

Playing around with ideas to paint my sad yellow ducky.

@dfox We need these in the store!

So I I opened my college's Tech Fest website to check the events and an irritating music starts playing at full volume.

Friend: "So whatcha playing these days?"
Me: *thinks for a second* "...um.. neovim... :'( "

Damn I love playing with pi's

Also pies. I like pies

Home office:
90% playing games
1% getting things done
9% reading slack

Before college: Playing Ludo
During college: Making Ludo
After college: ...... what is ludo

Past: playing on the phone in class
Today: writing code in meetings

Got home and my wife, brother in-law and sister in-law were all playing Pokémon Go :)

Gave the office a pack of paperclips.

Whole team has been playing like cats. Not much work was done today.

I feel the whole universe is a programmed game and someone is playing us. Like when we're playing GTA.

Few of us are the main characters and the rest of us are just random objects to populate the earth, we don't have any rule in the story. :(

Birth is the Constructor()
Death is the Finalizer()

Anyone have these 😍😍 I got them few days ago 😍😍

Hooked my Piano up, can now play clicker games by playing 🔥 I am so gonna make funny stuff with this

I don't think I'm supposed to see this webpage after playing with my college website😐🙂

My biggest dev regret is not playing Rocket League enough...

I was playing KOTOR and it stopped responding. I had to Force quit it

So, apparently Cmder has begun playing Dungeons and Dragons?

Why do I feel this way. I lost motivation for programming and I spend atleast 4 hours a day playing games.

I had a 4 day weekend and haven't programmed at all. 😅 Been playing games and hanging out with friends 😋.

Updating Windows from X build to X build it's like playing the Russian roulette but with the chamber full of bullets.

When I first started playing Red Alert back in the day. I remember thinking yup this is it.

Who else enjoys playing Chess or other board games?

I've spent the last day at work playing Paperclips 📎. I fucking hate the author of that time eating machine!

My coworker and I attend remote stand up.
Half the time we are just playing "who is who" 😛🙊

Goddamnit, why have I started playing Factorio? I knew the game was gonna be addicting as hell, and yet here I am :(

Anyone playing/developing/supporting Star Citizen?

There is some news

I always dreamed of doing data analysis while playing my favorite game.

Playing around with dall-e and was inspired by the game: "bob ross cyberpunk 2077"

It's new to you?
First step: Start playing around with it like a little kid.

After playing Cities Skylines the whole day:
*tries to change the city in Google maps*

...I'm tired...

Playing with the GPIO pins on my raspberry pi, it's the small things that make us happy!

Aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhh

Out of all the days,

My laptop is lagging today, when I need to things to be done.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

PS. It's so slow, that I ended up searching a meme too.

!dev

Playing Among Us just reminds me how absolutely insanely stupid the general public is.

Dungeon's and dragons! I'm playing it with my colleagues :D

Yay it's here \o/

I'll never have to worry again about mouse space when playing :D

If programming was as attractive as playing Guitar, we'd all swim in Girlfriends ...

Ctrl+shift+esc with the first three fingers like playing billard

OBVIOUSLY maths, physics, chemistry, Litterature, rethorics, sociology AND OF COURSE, playing chess

Bad: i got told that i need to stop playing overwatch @ work
Good: so they gave me a bunch of udemy courses

When you find yourself playing games about writing code and terminal commands ...

playing alchemy 2 when...

Playing various coding games and puzzles on codefight, coding game and playcode

Which PC / Mobile Games you guys are playing?

I was playing League of Legends till last month but it's too TOXIC and Riot doesn't care.

So I stopped playing it from last month and started 100daysofcode challenge but as a gamer I can't survive without good game (lame).

Now I think I lost my habit of playing game like drug addict( but Still when I am bored with coding I prefer to watch YouTube).

What you guys do when you are bored with coding??

Meanwhile I reach 175 +1's I'm playing with my own custom stress ball with a bash fork bomb on it :]

When I finished playing the Half-Life series and decided that someone should make it go forward.

The dream continues...

She thinks I'm just playing wow all night.

I just saw some kids playing outside.
awkward

Funny when you ask for help, then everybody is playing hide and seek

Electronica problems: can't tell if outro is still playing or headphones are wearing out.

Everyone reposts how 90 SO is.

I‘m sitting here playing Snake on Google Maps.

I was playing with GitHub API for some time. Then limit for requests was exceeded 😒 then I just restarted my router and got new IP and continued playing 😛

"How do I make this AI work?"
[Debugs]

[Dirtyphonics and Sullivan King - Vantablack plays in background]

o shit here we go son

[ends up typing its lyrics while testing the chatbot]

Chatbot's response to the clusterfuck: "I don't understand"

Externally Playing Fifa,but actually thinking about the algorithms and the code...

And when I was 12,I was like, playing tetris on my brick game 9999 in 1xD

Uh-oh, I think I'm on the hook. Either that or my neighbor is playing tricks on me.

So today at school there were some kids from fifth grade playing football with a Raspberry Pi. 🤦

I should be out there drinking Baja Blast, listening to Fort Minor and playing Xbox 360.

Somebody in Microsoft is playing with Github.com styling. Everything is broken from the last few hours.

Most unlikely / random thing that happend to you while using your computer (programming/designing/playing)

Well I guess pursuing that musician dream doesn't sound so bad. AI can't take playing guitar away from me 😀

Sitting in front of the computer playing games

Poking at Linux is like playing with fire. You think you've got the hang of it, then a load of smoke happens.

Product managers playing programmers

"great! now you wont stop playing games!" - Dad

Project due next Wednesday, spends all day Friday drinking beer and playing Mario Kart Double Dash....

My codes compiling.

Does anyone even use their phone in landscape mode other than when watching a video or playing a game?

Being a dev is like playing the best video game there is for money.

Me when i see that someones been playing in my UI tests and fucking the structure !! FUCKER

cvs checkout coding-all-nighter

Waiting...

Playing PacMan and Mario

Waiting...

Aaaand it’s morning.

Finding the balance in between productive enough and playing at work #techworkerproblems

how many remember playing Prince of Persia this way. prince.exe megahit

!rant
Optional desktop pic

Finally got around to playing with Conky a little bit.

Software development is just playing temple run until your neural network is trained

What PC games are you playing? It is really boring for me :/

Started playing WatchDogs2,

Now i feel like a real hacker :D

Having late night deployment; eating sushi and playing football in the office at night.

Should I start Playing Factorio?

Geekiest non Dev Activity.
Easily playing Magic The Gathering every Monday, Wednesday and Friday evening.
EDH, Standard and Draft.

music, drinking, masturbating.

what actually helps is running and piano playing

GIVE ME THAT ROLE-PLAYING GOODNESS!😍😍😍

Coding is like playing hide and seek with ; ... ☕💻

Playing pool. Makes you think ahead and plan out your game if you want to be any good at it

Wondering how on earth the article 50 petition went down today. Someone must have been playing with loadtest!

Icon fonts! I love nothing more than playing with different icons to give my UI this little extra

My best moment is playing games on mobile during client meeting.

Playing around with Node.

Spending the weekend playing IT admin on my family's home computers

Hate how videos on facebook starts playing in full volume.

Playing at bomberman with my son, a PC game of 1991, has no value.

People who don't know anything about programming after playing watch dogs 2: "I AM A HACKING GOOOOOOOOD!"

Playing CSGO after a rough day. I'll derank for sure :(

Only photo I've taken of my work-desk, to showcase my friend's band playing on my Spotify :D

Disabling likes/dislikes and comments on YouTube videos is like playing a game without keeping score.

Things you should not say on your last day of work:

If I broke it, I think it would be pretty obvious.

Playing Galagon/Galaga on my dad's slow-ass toshiba company laptop. I still sometimes boot it just to play again

Finally weekend. Watching two friends playing FIFA 16. Can't stop trying to figure out how the AI is working.

I’m having so much fun playing with DALL E 2

Playing the DOOM OSTs as loud as I want and Nobody can stop me!

Lodash, Rimraf, Grunt, Gulp... I'm still not convinced that our frontend guy isn't just playing Pokémon Go all day

Playing piano

Spending 40% time I'm playing a game waiting for the game to load :/
Should have gotten a laptop with a graphics card... :(

Someone as well relax playing unreal tournament 99 ?

Fuck my weekend..waste my time playing moba vainglory which i should be doing something more productive and meaningful..fuck you procrastination..

I was playing with AWS and came across Rekognition! Although the docs are poor, the service is just amazing. Mind blown.

!dev

My daughter who was playing carom board first time in her life... defeated me (without cheating)

Removing errors from code is like playing whack-a-mole.

You hit one and two pop up again.

I have a 3 monitor setup at home. 2 are used for coding, 1 for playing Netflix/YouTube as "background entertainment".

Has anyone used NoMachine before? I'm playing around with it now and wonder why I've never heard of it

!dev

Anxiety in my brain is like Mozart's Lacrimosa is playing out of key and proper arrangement.

So. Fucking. Annoying.

Playing War Wind and Z (from Bitmap Brothers) on a Win95 computer of my friend. Good old times :)

It was some Toshiba laptop with Windows XP (back then fairly new) when I was 4. Playing Internarional Rally Championship.

How many of you playing PUBG?

Man I love playing with gradients in Android...

Playing rogue and nethack on a DOS emulator.

Playing video games. Would not be so interested in CS and it give me a lot of imagination

PHP date guy from my last rant playing "Spot the difference":

Why did I not start playing elite dangerous sooner

I am currently playing around with hosting an API on Heruko but I also hear a lot of buzz around serverless APIs...
What do you guys recommend? Or do you recommend another host for playing around and maybe getting more serious in the future?

Playing Video Games and Watching Anime. I’m a huge fan of RPGs, and strategy games.

The IT guy who sets up routers in office is playing cool, very cool, very subtly.

Just putting on my headphones and playing my chill spotify playlist.

Coding with headphones playing some music. Shitty tune comes up. Who put this there. Own playlist.

I found this strange symbol... while playing `cat`ing out a file. ף

What weird symbols have y'all found?

When you're playing the strings in an orchestra and one breaks;

Syntax error

TF?

Plaiyng guitar. Helps me relax and I get lots of code/solution ideas while playing it.

Any backend developer here that is playing Star Citizen?