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That awkward moment when you are programming with headphones totally ignoring the world around you... then you stop for a moment, you turn around and behind you the other workers are celebrating a birthday by drinking champagne and cutting slices of cake... since at least 5 minutes.12
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The awkward moment when your ethernnet cable is the bottleneck in your Internet connection.
Never thought I'd see such speeds in India. Wow moment!
Side note: I was subscribed to a 50mbps plan. Last night my subscriber upgraded their network and just gave me a upgrade FREE of cost.
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Let's take a moment and be grateful for the Stackoverflow community and the help we received throughout the years.
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That moment when the client is actually happy with your design. From the beginning.
And requests no changes.6 -
Today my manager asked me about my research into using RabbitMQ as a backup in case Azure Service Bus ever goes down.
Me: "Good. The way we designed the framework, all we have to do is drop the DLLs into the directory, update the config, and the services will start using RabbitMQ."
Mgr: "Excellent. Probably should be looking into using RabbitMQ as a permanent replacement for Azure"
Me: "What? The whole reason we moved to Azure was to eliminate the problems with having an on prem service bus. Since we've switched, there has been zero downtime."
Mgr: "That's what VP-Joe is afraid of. If Azure ever goes down, he won't know how to explain Azure to the president as to why we're not taking orders or can't ship packages."
Me: "That makes no sense. What did VP-Joe tell the president when a database goes down or a server mis-configuration?"
Mgr: "President understands internal outages, its just the whole 'cloud' thing he doesn't understand."
Me: "Um..then VP-Joe needs to explain it to him?"
Mgr: "The decision has already been made. Are you on board? Lets look at this move as a cost savings."
Me: "You mean the $10 a month? How much hardware will we need to support RabbitMQ?"
Mgr: "Yea, nobody probably thought of that."
Me: "I'm on board with whatever decision, but I'd like a little more than VP-Joe being afraid of the president."
Mgr: "I'm sure its not being afraid."
Me: "..."
Mgr: "OK, lets wait and see if VP-Joe forgets about this and moves on to something new."4 -
That moment when your cat turns up, shoves the mouse out of the way and goes to pretend sleep instantly.
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The moment when you realize you just ran a SQL update with a ';' before the WHERE clause............fml
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Overheard this today.
Client: I've tried running it but the batch file isn't working.
Tech: You're a batch file.3 -
Why the hell would someone name their function printSomething?
I literally just got a message from an old Sololearn user needing help with yet another thing.
The moment I saw that function name was the moment I logged out. Stop using shit function names.21 -
That moment you write your full rant, want to submit it, but in that very same moment the app crashes.
Now my rant is gone, but I'm not angry enough anymore.
I still wanna rant😑5 -
That magical moment, that tickle in the neurons when you finally understand the problem and the program runs!1
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Can we please take a moment to acknowledge the fact that our community has grown tremendously? #feelingblessed2
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The moment, when you are reading rants on the toilet in the office and the automatic light turned off.
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That moment when you're watching something NSFW on the internet and your boss enters the room.
And that moment later when you click the minimze button and the browser freezes for five seconds.6 -
Rant against useless metrics:
No, your bootup time is not from when you hit the power button, until the moment the login screen shows up.
It's from when you hit the power button, until the moment when you can actually use your computer, e.g. the web browser or IDE is running and responding to input. -
That awkward moment when you can't figure out the shortest solution in the Google Code For Kids doodle thingy.
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The awkward moment when the website is faster on my shitty computer than on its pre-production server...4
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The moment when even Google show no realted searches, is the moment when you realise you are in some real shit !!!
#stuckupcode #noclue1 -
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The moment you understand something, that you read the documentation instead of searching for the exact answer to your problem. -
That moment, when you waste 4h looking for a bug and realize that there is a missing ';'.
That moment, in that instant, you want just a hug from your mom/dad saying you are a good boy and will reach the top.10 -
That moment you read a stupid rant, check the profile and realize it's just an Microsoft developer.7
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When i started uni almost 2 years ago i made a bet with myself to finish the first year without drinking even one single cup of coffee.
Right now i have realized that i almost finished my second and i drank 5-6 cups in all my life.7 -
The moment when your forced to use mySQL after years of blissful coexistence with a noSQL workflow.1
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That moment when a scheduled ALL DAY MEETING turns into a "non paid" day. Because the asshole cancelled the moment the meeting started.
Fuck this shit!2 -
Messing around with lisp. Back to python for a moment. Immediately missed a parenthesis. The irony.4
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The moment someone says Representational State Transfer Application Programming Interface instead of RESTAPI.
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That awesome moment when your code passes all the test cases 😁
Anyone else likes competitive coding??1 -
That moment when first I started deleting/blocking spam emails and actually began reading the important ones, was the moment I realized I'm growing up!!
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that moment when you have to use the 'or' operator and don't know for that moment if you are in c#, vb, sql or php..
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How to complete an assignment?
Easy:Wait till the last moment. And bam... just like that its there.2 -
From the moment I realised I was a TABs guy, and she a SPACEs person, it was all over. Love became terribly bad "indented" from that very moment.
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The moment you realize that your dev colleague has just totally given up on the project (and you get why)...
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the moment you realize you need to plug a GPT chatbot as your support guy... is the moment when you should realize you fucked up your UX
hello, youtube!2 -
The moment your website throws an irrelevant modal is the moment I close your website. It's the most disgusting website practice of our time, and people really should do something about it. If your client asks for it, please, just say no.
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The moment you see this in your log:
Caused by: java.lang.NumberFormatException: Invalid float: "Pink"1 -
I just had the most embarrassing moment in programming... I am writing an administration / client / invoice webapp and I was testing an export function that worked locally, because everything that was being exported was inside the folder.
So I exported the files in test production, but some invoices didn't exist. So when they don't exist, the system creates a new invoice.
Because I was running on the test production (with client data) the system emailed the created invoices to the clients.. now I have to contact some clients and tell them the invoices were sent accidentally.2 -
That moment, in a meeting when you are trying to show a technical flaw in a manager idea... And suddenly you have a déjà vu moment from the "The Expert" comic sketch...
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That moment when you try several days to get the code to behave like you want and at a random moment everything suddenly works....
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What ever happened to the teachable moment? It seems to have been replaced by the insultable moment. I was fortunate enough to have mentors who didn’t immediately assume the worst of my intelligence when I asked a question. I’m going to try do the same.1
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!rant
At the moment, Google I/O 2018 by Google Developers Group Philippines (gdgphilippines)
#gdgph #io18 #io18manila
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The moment you're declaring variables but keep writing "ASS" because you're typing too fast...
Happy Monday!11 -
sudo rm * ../assets doesn't delete all files from the assets folder... (I was sleepy at this moment)
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I regret downloading too many Photoshop brushes, gradients, actions, patterns & etc.
Purging files at the moment.1 -
Is it just me or feeling the imposter syndrome, and blogging about it is super trendy at the moment ?5
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The moment when you wake up next morning, turn on your monitors and realize that the heavily needed update you wanted to install overnight didn't even start....1
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The moment when you just recompile your code to check whether the compilation errors got fixed automatically.1
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The "AH"-moment when as a boy discovered that with this instructions in QBasic I could literally let the thing do *anything*.
The "HA"-moment only little afterwards that I'll probably never have a clue what a worthwhile thing to make it do would be. -
That moment when you've been to a colleagues desk, and just at the moment you sit down at yours, your computer goes to sleep...1
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The moment you wake up from seeing yourself debugging code in your sleep is basically the moment you realise you have been baptised as a true developer.
What experiences have you had which you consider to be your development 'baptism'? :D4 -
Felt like doing smthng dangerous and switched back to the light theme... Scariest moment of my life!
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Sometimes, you really got to take a moment to realize the dumb things you do. Even if they're painfully obvious, you need to let them sink in for a moment.
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The moment when you don't understand the code, is the your head getting drilled with a screw in circular motion.
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The moment when you are reading and the screen goes black multiple times 😄😄
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Just take a break.... -
The moment you pull the latest changes just to find out that your new coworker edited all the js files in xcode
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The moment you realize that HostGator, Ipage, JustHost, FatCow, Site5 are all owned by the same company! 😳😳7
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Then from the darkness a moment of brilliance striked through lighting the way to greatness!
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The moment when Facebook blocks your account for being a PC Hater and bans the name entirely for No Reason!
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Can you imagine this scary moment while resolving conflict after a pull request that might break your code ?
That's the scariest moment1
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