Tabs v spaces again

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| |) | / -_) \ V /
|___/ \___| \_/

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| / / _` | | ' \ | _|
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"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard

I want the legendary I phone (x-h)^2 + (v - k)^2 = r^2 !!!

Me: *selects text, Ctrl+c*
Me: *places cursor in next text box, Ctrl+v*
Computer: *does nothing*
Me: *selects text again, presses CTRL+C WITH FORCE*
Me: *places cursor in next text box again, presses CTRL+V WITH FORCE*
Computer: *pastes*
Me: "That's what I thought."

When you press CTRL C instead of CTRL V and lose the line you just copied

age += 1

:v

ctrl+c

ctrl+v

Literally just taught my girlfriend how to ctrl+c and ctrl+v

ctrl +c => ctrl+v == ?

Found this in GTA V, pretty cool.

-v
-V
-version
--version
version

the difference between ctrl+c and ctrl+v, is I only hit ctrl+v 1 time.

OMFG WHO THE FUCK USES TWO FUCKING HANDS TO

CTRL+SHIFT+V

WTF BOSS?? FOR REAL?!?

Let's​ get things done :v

The correct version flag is either -v and/or --version not this stupid -version shit

f w v f
m D w w?

ctrl + a
ctrl + c
ctrl + a
ctrl + v

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V ... done

Ok this perfectly describes me and my life !!!!!!!! Normal ?? V????

Normal People:
CTRL+C
CTRL+V

Me, an intellectual:
CTRL+X
CTRL+Z
CTRL+V

Shake it off , shake it off :v 😂 Taylor Swift

COVID variants should adopt a semantic versioning, rather than using greek alphabetics.
COVID v.19.2.34
COVID V.22.1 Beta (testing in US)
COVID v.22 release 1 (being tested somewhere in London)
COVID v.22 nightly builds (still brewing in China)

And there I was thinking about being an Intern here...

NO FIGHTING OVER TABS AND SPACES IN THE COMMENTS PLEASE

NVIDIA have just announced Titan V, with 12GB and 21 billion transistors.
But can it run Minecraft with shaders though?

"Im gonna buy an Titan V for gaming!"
-Le "Friend" of mine

me:
A Titan V is for research and AI Applications...

Le "Friend"
Ayy u stupid Titan V best card!!!11!

Fuck this shit im fucking out of here...

How to develop Android apps -
1. CTRL + C, CTRL + V, CTRL + C, CTRL + V...
2. ALT + ENTER, ALT + ENTER...

Doing Ctrl+C Ctrl+V for almost similar lines of code but forgetting to modify difference.

Or -V for hipster mode?

Legit asked my interviewer tabs v spaces. It seemed to go well.

Name a more iconic duo, Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V.

I do this all the fucking time

NOTE: not mine

Fuck software assurance.

Fuck functional specifications, fuck software requirements, fuck V-model bullshit documentation, fuck integration test plans.

Fuck trying to shoehorn waterfall requirements into what clearly was an interative development.

Fuck me for being a single dev handling all this bullshit by myself.

i aliased 'vim' to v
i feel like i could outrun usain bolt rn

Google + Stackoverflow + Ctrl+C + Ctrl+V = Homework Done! 🤣😜

Good morning everyone, I hope the Windows update service leaves you alone today.

Tabs v Spaces...
camelCase v snake_case
'single' vs "double"
hyphen-vs_undescore

The point here is PICK ONE AND USE IT.

In my job :v

This girl I don't even know much sent me this code. She is not a coder and has never written any code before by the way.

if(true)
{
temp=abhinav;
abhinav= v bad;
v bad= temp;
}

Is this what a modern day love note look like? 🤔🤔

Ctrl+c ,Ctrl+V......
Oops....I pasted multiple times....

So my manager comes to me and says the developer A said he wrote a code that you can re use why is it taking so long to complete, just copy and paste. As if it's just copy and paste😡

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V Berard)

I’m all about VIBES
V —
I — I have rich parents
B —
E —
S —

In Messenger...

Fellow developer: Which software is used to host MySQL?
Me: MySQL.
FD: OK thanks. :v

😎 V R programmer !

My client's using some legacy server side software. I set it all up nice and isolated with proxmox, tunneled it through cloudflare, got the folks to do their install on a windows vm, passthrough their licensing usb. Hosted GLPI on it too (system inventory) and so on.

Wait for it. Windows Server refuses to accept local or domain passwords. WTF. Even went ahead and did a Utilman reset on it which lets you use an admin cmd prompt to the login screen where you could reset the password. Insane that it was even possible, but no good.

Client blamed linux for it, I switched over to Windows Server on baremetal. I setup Hyper-V thinking it should be just as capable as KVM.

Nope.

Guess what, you can't pass through usb for licensing (the legacy software). MOFOS DECIDED TO install it baremetal. I couldn't even get hyper-v to create a decent virtual network. It keeps changing all my network adapter settings. I COULDN'T EVEN PASSTHROUGH PCIE NETWORK CARDS.

This feels like an eternally stagnated, mossy soup of abandonware.

FUCK YOU WINDOWS. You've been sore pain the ass for EVERYONE.

Windows can't remove hyper-v,
FCK you Windows.

Time for moms to start asking kids to play GTA V to get some piece from the outside world.

Legit GTA V is less violent than many places in America right now.

Ctrl + A
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

Java v/s Python⚔️
Which one's better??

The AI she tells me not to worry about v/s Me...

Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S

Installing arch on VM of hyper-v,
Everything was working as expected.

But can't scroll at the end, commands entered are going below monitor output, need to use everytime "clear".

Thanks Windows, maybe it's feature🤔

Rivalry of 21st century

Java v/s Python

When u try Java and fall in love with It. :'v

Changing from Windows to Mac be like:
CTRL+C
***** that's CMD+C
CMD+C
CTRL+V
***** that's CMD+V
CMD+V

And so on until you get used to it 😂

Which one do you prefer?
1. Woah!
2. Whoa!

Discussion in comments below |
V

buttons that need to be added on keyboards:
- Ctrl-C
- Ctrl-V
- Ctrl-ALT-Del

At the first sight I though devRant logo was :V

Backend v Front End: Which you prefer, and why?

This meme should've added Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V too.

Stackoverflow is life :V

C and V keys on my imac keyboard have started fading out

Seems like my heavy Desktop-PC became portable for a x24 download-speed 😂

*80 GB for GTA V Steam-Version are worth it...

Gta V the only game where you can create a website during its very very long loading.

So without even realizing today is the 5th, I watched V For Vendetta

It's ctrl+CCCCCC and then ctrl+V

What i actually do? :V

Ctrl X + Ctrl V

Project ideas:

Make my own social media
|
V
Maybe they could share games instead of pictures
|
V
How about they can make their own games instead
|
V
I should add a drag and drop system to make it easier

I think I just re invented scratch xD

control C
control V

Ctrl + c,
Ctrl + v

please work.
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Only at work can I come back from the breakroom full of cookies and snacks for mymanager to promptly give me a pass to Golds Gym :V she is telling me that I is fat I guess :V

;_____; i am not fat, just eat like a fatboi

Reminder that the best way to speed up tar is to not use the 'v' option.

Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V have saved more lives than Batman and Robin

DEVELOPER v DESIGNER

The never ending battle!

Well then...
I just wanna buy some tickets >:V

Wanna whack someone....

.... Clicked GTA V icon

Modifying Microsoft Windows with bunch of undocumented functions.....

And integrating CZenter to it.....

^v^

Food tastes yummier when you’re v hungry

Spaghetti code :V

Every time, I'm telling you, e-v-e-r-y-t-i-m-e.

I'm very tired.

That's it. That's all I wanted to say. -v-

Nicely formatted complete system hardware / OS info:

sudo inxi -v 7

Tried in Ubuntu 18.04.

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen."
-Edward V Berard

Java is, in many ways, C++–.

–Michael Feldman

I have no son, LOL :v

So, I think I have to close slack

Is it coincidental that the two most important keys that help us devs build our CVs, the C and V keys are inline on our keyboards? And look at that Ctrl key...That's what happens after too many rounds of copying and pasting...All hail Ctrl, C and V keys

Software developer's best friends Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.

Human beings can be copied and be pasted - ctrl C + ctrl V

Every time I mention that I actually like Javascript :v

It works! :v 💻📱

### Functions ###
range = $(if $(filter $1,$(lastword $3)),$3,$(call range,$1,$2,$3 $(words $3)))
make_range = $(foreach i,$(call range,$1),$(call range,$2))
equal = $(if $(filter-out $1,$2),,$1)

### Variables ###
limit := 101
numbers := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call range,$(limit)))

threes := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),2))
fives := $(wordlist 2,$(limit),$(call make_range,$(limit),4))

fizzbuzz := $(foreach v,$(numbers),\
$(if $(and $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),$(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives)))),FizzBuzz,\
$(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(threes))),Fizz,\
$(if $(call equal,0,$(word $(v),$(fives))),Buzz,$(v)))))

### Target ###
.PHONY: all
all: ; $(info $(fizzbuzz))

git commit -v

Sometimes in a very fast flow the variable I select to be replaced by Ctrl+v finger just press Ctrl+c,Ctrl+v.

now I have to look what I copied :/

What would you do if for one day the ctrl, v, c keys didn’t work?

Just when I was about to rant about VS hanging on me :v

CodeIgniter-4 V/s Laravel-5.x..!!!!

I want to a beer :v

In terminal:

nc -v nyancat.dakko.us 23
Or
telnet nyancat.dakko.us 23

:v == true

V:=0

Adolf or Pascal. We will never know.

Hello everyone I am making a programming language and if you know c or v please help

Angular 1.x V Angular 2 ! Which one do you prefer ?
Saw the enhancements in V.2 they are way off the initial base ...

When you try to scrap without sleep function! :v

me: ctrl+a; ctrl+v;
eclipse: lemme insert it at the end of the file...

VB gdsryhhdadvblihf. Gyffb jggb vvhbv juuijtvv. Hhughpgbbgygv. Vyggtff v h y eso tdc. Vgyyuuttrdffdmjh tf

Btw if sb here needs Win Pro for sth (like Hyper-V), I got some spare keys :)

Apparently it's not appropriate to put "say -v Whisper It has been done" after the build step...

I hate Vue framework with a passion. The only framework that can rival Vue in terms of being bad is: Apache Wicket for Java.

<template #activator="{ on, attrs }">
<v-btn
v-bind="attrs"
v-on="on"

What does this all mean? I remember seeing these 1 month ago but by now I forgot all about it again. This is nonsense; and the worst part is discoverability: there is no easy way to learn what does this mean, navigate to definition (where "on" is defined?) or something