Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
-
Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂5 -
My wife asks me how I can stare at a computer screen all day at work, then come home and continue to use a computer for the evening..
I respond that it's 95% of the only light I see all day..
3 -
Had this conversation the other day:
Girl: So, what do you do?
Me: I'm a Software Developer.
Girl: So you write 1 and 0 all the day?
Me: Yes!
----
I actually work with C#3 -
Prof: alright class our topic for the day is all about TCP. What's TCP?
Me: Our topic for the day.12 -
"Ugh... what a day, so exhausted from sitting at the computer all day. Can't wait to get home from work and
INSTALL ARCH LINUX FUCK YEAH!!"6 -
Meetings all day. Latest meeting topic: "Why are we going to miss our deadline?"
Here's an answer : Stop with all the meetings and let me code!4 -
Probably isn't a righteous rant... But there's a new guy who shakes his leg... All day... Makes my screen wobble... All day... Trying to think about about my code... But thoughts being shaken to the floor... All. Goddamn. Day.
*sigh*20 -
I earned the title of bachelor of science today 🎉🎉 that is all 🤭 hope you've all had/are having as great a day as I had.18
-
"How can you sit around all day solving problems, without going mad?"
Yea right .. Without going mad :')2 -
I really hate it when I am sleepy all day, can't overcome it and so the day goes unproductive 😫😣😞😖3
-
Spent all day designing my website only to delete it all because I didn't like it... Day well spent...9
-
I don't know why my position has to be labeled "developer", when in reality I ain't develop shit, all I do day after day is fixing legacy code7
-
“How can you work a job that makes you be on a computer all day??”
-someone who spends all day on their computer and phone anyway2 -
People I see all day on devRant
2016:
- All versions of Jase (@Jase @jAsE ...)
- @Linux
- @dfox @trogus
Today:
- @gitpush everywhere
- @Linux
- @dfox @trogus36 -
"STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY"
Mom can't distinguish between me writing GUI and playing video games 😅 -
Today:
9 am - 2:30 pm - customer mtng
2:45 pm - 3:25 pm - team mtng
3:30 pm - 5 pm - sprint planning mtng
Anyone ever literally be in a meeting the WHOLE day? ... 😢 🔫11 -
For each day on devrant I feel this place more like a community than a social media. And damn thats good. Thank you all for making my day7
-
When you spend all day debugging and another dev comes over and points out the problem in 30 seconds...4
-
It's all about the little things. Like getting my first cup of coffee of the day while watching all the AWS alarms trigger one by one.
-
Oh Oh !!! Today is the 8 bit register overflow day....Happy 8 bit register overflow day to all 16bit registers..2
-
Today I was talking to my manager about html and css.
As i was explaining certain things about the structure of the files and the naming conventions for the css classes I mentioned the body of the document.....but got...er...distracted...yes distracted...and said booty instead of body.
She started laughing and I made a tomato look pale because of how red I got. I zipped my hoodie all the way up and talked from the hood hole around my face.
Best solution ever.5 -
#workingfromhomeissues
Tomorrow is our half day long sprint planning meeting. I'm excited to be on mute and play with my new puppy all day.
1 -
That moment when you realise you sit in front of a computer all day at work to afford sitting in front of a computer all night at home.
2 -
@dfox maybe it's a good idea to make devRant available for splitscreen on phones :D
I think it's amazing to listen to my girlfriends ranting on whatsapp and scrolling through devRant at the same time! (double ranting)7 -
So I'm just finding out, today is Ada Lovelace day. I didnt realize Ada had a day dedicated to her. Today is gonna be only programming! I'm dedicating this shit code to her!1
-
Fried from working all day, not long after getting up and doing something else the itch returns.
Coding is a drug and we're all addicts. -
Built a PowerShell script to keep my status “Active” all day. Appearing productive is what’s important!19
-
“One day you will find a real job”
It looks like if you don’t lift weights, move hands, sweat… and sit all day doing click click on keyboard, it cannot be a real job…3 -
I wouldn't have known stack overflow was down all day if it weren't for devrant, because even though I'm a "software engineer", I spend all day in meetings and fixing environment issues.1
-
For all you Googlefags, "Serious Chrome zero-day – Google says update right this minute":
https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/20...
16 -
Can confirm bitcoin uses a lot of energy, I have been reading bitcoin tweets all day and I'm exhausted20
-
Spent a week developing features, spending this day removing those features. Gotta love know it all bosses.2
-
Updated goal in regards to my road to machine learning mastery.
Status: new found motivation
Motivational case: bring humanity closer to having 2B become a real thing.
Reason: big booty droids should be a right to humanity.
End of transmission.
On another note, the sony xperia compact is a real nice device, so is the note 8. I would prob go with the note for power but the size of the xperia is more convenient for my taste.1 -
How the F do ppl manage to wear suits all day in the middle of summer without sweating all over themselves?8
-
It's not really a rant but has anyone tried yoga? I absolutely love it after being stuck at my desk for hours and hours. Highly recommend giving it go! 😊
6 -
I didn't realise it was valentine's day until I saw all the anti-valentine's day posts and posts of people declaring their pc as their valentine. oh devrant 😅.1
-
One of the interns:
"I'm thinking about switching from CS, I don't think I wanna write code all day"
Me:
Don't worry, you'll spend most of the day in meetings anyway2 -
The importance of headphones is to avoid listening to co-workers talking nonsense all day long, especially young people.10
-
Friend: You haven't been programming all day have you? It's been 10 hours.
Me: pfft, I haven't been programming all day, I have a life;3 -
Mom: So you "play" on your computer all day.
Dad: You're not fit enough to be working with computers all day.2 -
I have so much free time! My plans all weekend have been cancelled, so I can just code all night and all day!
.... So what do I write? .....
Netflix it is then? *Sigh*1 -
Anyone here has posture problems like anterior pelvic tilt or rounded shoulders form sitting in front of a computer all day?
I have them both and it
It basically makes me look like shit when I walk. Will strength training help with these issues?
Edit: tags16 -
That moment when a scheduled ALL DAY MEETING turns into a "non paid" day. Because the asshole cancelled the moment the meeting started.
Fuck this shit!2 -
Happy SysAdmin day to all the magnificent SysAdmins all over the world!
Source: http://commitstrip.com/en/2014/...
-
$days_survived++
$tasks++
$debts++
$issues++
$stress_level++
// Well I survived another day. After all that's all that matter.1 -
April fools day should be changed to purge day (all crimes will be legal, you can murder anyone without going to jail)7
-
60 min before closing on the day all but two employees are on company outing: most profitable client website flatlines.
15 min after closing on the day all but two employees are on company outing: most profitable client website flatlines.
30 min after closing on the day all but two employees are on company outing: Windows Updates.
Well fuck you too, world.1 -
Fuck today. I don't feel like doing shit. I just wanna stay home and watch jojo all day and not have to worry about the lil bullshit we got pending.10
-
Thanks for all the ++ notroot. One day, I hope your permissions are elevated beyond your wildest dreams.2
-
* wakes up fresh & excited *
To Myself: Will code like a pro all day 😎
* End of the day (Finally) *
Lets compile 😋
Errors: 37 Warning:8 [-_-!]
* Goes to bed & sleeps forever * 🤐
#Noob_alert 😂 -
I thought sunday will be the best day to read the dotnet documentation... at the end of the day I can honestly say I know all top rants now.1
-
4 a.m. I got a nocturnal leg cramp so bad that I had to reinstall this app. Fuck forced homeoffice.4
-
That moment of panic when you think you have done nothing all day before you remember that you integrated 2 libraries AND contributed back with a PR of feature enhancements. Today was a good day!
-
Spent all day refactoring lots of confusing code down to just a few lines. I am satisfied, frustrated and drained all at the same time.2
-
"This MONDAY, you can have a day to yourself." (as the university is hosting something all day long)
> Finally can start this. Yayy!
(THE Gang of Four)
3 -
I have not worked all day today and have only attended meetings. Going to call in a half day since I am in a total unhealthy (cheese puffs and fried food) kind of day today and have just been in my bed binge watching.8
-
Confession of the day:
- I uninstalled all dark themes from Visual Studio, I just love the light theme!5 -
It's like I know staying up all night is gonna kill me the next day, and I do it anyways... and now it's the next day. Fml 😫4
-
!rant
I've always been wondering why do tech companies need everyone to have a strong grasp of algos and data structures?
I've been coding most of my life but didn't get a CS degree so ended up in IT but I kind of want to get into a tech company as my thinking is the quality of code much higher (I spend a lot of time cleaning up other people's code and prod issues over the years...), I've been learning Algo/DS but when I see those technical questions on CareerCup, I go WTF.... it's this the kind of problems you guys do every day?6 -
My sleep cycles been reversed ! I am unable sleep all night, and end up sleeping throughout the day.2
-
I've been programming a simple DB engine all day. As my commit describes, i cant tell how it went...
-
Today is the birthday of Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time. In India, we celebrate his birthday as Engineers' day. Happy Engineers' day to all engineers here!1
-
Started the day having a career crisis where I feel worthless and all I have been doing is some worthless web shit that humanity never needed and most certainly, never will.
Good day!3 -
The daily commute to my College takes 6 hours off my day.
And all I do is listen to music all 6 hours.4 -
It's 1:15 AM and I just got gome from work after 16 hours working on some really difficult mission critical things and deploying.
I think it's 16 hrs, my mind doesn't really work anymore. Good thing I drove home safe...1 -
What's up with clients not providing all the information about the project and wants timeline in 1 day.2
-
Does anybody else feels like scrum's daily is utterly useless when working day by day on site?
I mean, we talk to each other either way, all day long. Scrum acting like this is the 15 min of whole day we will have the chance to speak...2 -
*opens devrant*
"Day" "WEEK" "Month" "All"
*Clicks Day*
"DAY" "Week" "Month" "All"
*Loads Week rants*
Sigh... -
It all began during November 5th--a regular day like any other, about to become the weirdest of them all.
I swallowed a funny looking pill.5 -
when you spend all day making the app secure & client shouts of not seeing any visible changes....4
-
Lodash, Rimraf, Grunt, Gulp... I'm still not convinced that our frontend guy isn't just playing Pokémon Go all day2
-
Don't you just love how dR's avatars are all nice and fit? Making us think no developers are overweight thanks to sitting down all the fucking day?1
-
I think that this is a rant place and we all complain a lot and shit but in the end of the day, we all love being Devs and after all, that's why we're here..3
-
Some day, somehow, we will all get punished for all the shitty code we have written. All the hacks, all the shortcurts will get back to us. Some day.5
-
Getting predictable... Deadline day and developer takes day off sick. Or day before deadline developer takes day off sick. Leaving it all to everyone else to clean up their mess... Same people every time...1
-
Hope everyone had a chill and relaxed day. I know I did. Sun was nice. People at work were so easy going. Didn't have a segfault all day.
Was to be expected. It was 4/20 all day.11 -
Fuck Avahi, fuck Aruba AirGroup, fuck Bonjour and fuck "zeroconf" networking. I spent all day configuring it.12
-
That day before spring break starts, when no one is teaching you anything and you can just mess around on your laptop and code all day :D
-
It takes a lot of stamina to integrate frontend with backend all day long.
I wish I were younger...1 -
As a military veteran, I can confirm that cleaning up others people's code all day is just as bad as picking up other peoples cigarette butts all day.1
-
Day of days! Insomnia supports environment variables! And has for a long time! I just missed it is all!
-
What all are the infrastructure related issues you face in your organization day to day?
Parking issues.
Unhygienic washrooms
Cooling / Blower
Internet connectivity
Coffee machine sucks
Broken/Uncomfortable chairs....
these all our mine :( , add yours :D3 -
Spending all day trying to install cockpit cms.
- bad permission.
*insert here all of swear-word you know" -
When you spend all day searching for a bug that prevents you from proceeding but it was your fault all along...
1 -
man f*** ecom jobs. it's boring, the same shit all day. Nothing new. All they care about is how money they can work out of you.
-
Threading gui's and sockets...
What a painful day...
I honestly hate python dependency hell.
Started coding in python 2 months back, currently working on a distributed alarm system using rpi3's spent the whole day figuring out how to use it all without them all crashing into one another...1 -
Today was a satisfying day... I could code nearly all day 😃 (even when it was VBA and not Java - it was a nice diversion) - and in the end everything worked 🕺
-
Here we go again.
It's 21.15, on my day off. I've been working all day. Client isn't responding, but we're supposed to submit apps for review again.
This is what my life has become.3 -
Not really the place for this, I know. But I am a crypto coin guy. And I work with numerous coins. I was curious if anyone new of an app the could monitor all of your cryto-coin addresses and give you something of a portfolio value. I am capable of doing so manually but the prices flux a decent amount so it changes from day to day.6
-
When the DBA restores the live db to staging and all your connections fail on passwords. Every fucking day!1
-
I wonder which is worse:
1. all day long every day doing things you MUST do and running out of hours in the day to do them all
2. all day long every day doing things you WANT to do and running out of hours in the day to do them all1 -
My family think I'm just looking all the day at videos and posts. And spend all my free time on internet.
-
Happy B day me and all of devranters who share the same and all the oozein boozin and devlifing for evreyone2
-
Well, Halloween or Hallowe'en (a contraction of All Hallows' Evening), also known as Allhalloween, All Hallows' Eve, or All Saints' Eve, is a spooky celebration observed every year in a number of countries on October 31 - the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day, also known as All Saints' Day. In 2017, Halloween falls on a Tuesday
-
Stayed up doing all the projects for my CS class the day before the last day of classes. It was simultaneously worth it and not worth it
-
One day @dfox, a person is going to lose their job being on devrant all day. Then rant about how they lost their job being on devrant.
-
Happy Engineers' Day to all engineers here!
Sir M. Visvesvaraya, one of the greatest engineers of all time, was born this day in 1861. His contributions to the society through engineering is priceless. We celebrate his birthday as engineers' day here in India. -
Applied for Interview based on beautiful landing page, employee benefits, decent salary, awesome interview questions exchange etc.
First day on the job, just meetings all day,
Second day, saw the product code.
Shittiest code I have seen in my lifetime.5 -
Looks like it's gonna be a "spend all day trying to debug an Android build armed with nothing but some terrible Cordova error messages" kinda day
-
Just came back home from work, realizing i have to do all of this all over again tomorrow and every next day....
4 -
Best part of being single on Valentine's Day is bitching about all the couples around you with your other single friends.
Happy val int tines = day;
#SingleDevelopers2
Top Tags
Weekly Rant
View