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Tech industry: "We need thousands upon thousands of engineers!"*
* With a minimum of 5 years+ experience in about 30 technologies, able to do magic and ride unicorns while working 28 hours pr day just for the lolz of it. We do not provide training, courses or certifications of any kind. You are supposed to be able to pull those out of your ass yourself!7 -
First day at new job, let's go and see how this is going to go! I'll finally be able to call myself a professional linuxer 🙌😄18
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Could you make my phone(android) be able to install iPhone apps ??
And yes people like that really exist :((9 -
Every dev job I see:
You need a billion years of experience, and must be able to fistfight Sauron11 -
"everyone can code" is like to say "everyone can write". Yes, everyone can write, but there's a difference between be able to write and be able to write a successful well-written novel7
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CSS is an awesome language. It only takes you a few years of practice to be able to style a minimalist website in a matter of days.3
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We should totally be able to use try/ catch irl, especially in social situations
try{
riskyText();
} catch (InappropriateTextError e) {
abort();
}6 -
It's so hard to pick a good variable/class name, how the hell will I be able to pick a good name for my future kid?5
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Created webmoney account with password lenght of 81 character
Tried to login to my account
Password lenght cannot be more than 60 character
Now i have to reset my password to b e able to access it7 -
Why am I able to write a quick search algorithm in JavaScript but am not able to talk to girls?
Shouldn't the second one be easier than the first one?
Shouldn't every human being be able to do the first one?301 -
soon,number of devRant users will hit its million mark and @dfox will not be able to write to everyone personally and mail their stickers!
So, here's to us, the early adapters of devRant! cheers!10 -
When she asks you to help her via TeamViewer but refuses to share her TeamViewer password cause you'll then be able to "hack" her.4
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Master vanilla JavaScript.
Once you do, you'll be able to quickly learn how to use all the frameworks.
And no, jQuery is not vanilla JavaScript.23 -
"A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code will be able to express themselves clearly in comments" -Kevlin Henney1
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When you opened Visual Studio and before programming you decided to download and install the latest update.. and it started to download 19 GB of updates...
Nice! I will be able to do what I wanted tonight...4 -
If you go to china, dont forget to take a VPN with you else you wont even be able to access this awesome platform...16
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50 euros just TO BE ABLE TO WIPE MY FUCKING ASS
FUCK YOU, PIECE OF SHIT HOARDERS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER23 -
I just had to download Firefox to be able to download chrome because Edge kept crashing. Think about that for a second.
It kept crashing on a BING SEARCH...9 -
Yesterday I realized that with the improvement in 3D printing, soon we will probably be able to download more RAM.4
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"The customers of our webshop are able to change their billing address... We don't want our customers to be able to do that."
(in a few months with the new general European data protection regulation I need to code it in again, so I just removed the html...)5 -
You would think for a company as big as Google they would be able to write good fucking documentation but nope!
Fuck me it's more spaghetti than my code!4 -
My new computer finally arrived. Now I'll be able to run Visual Studio (which my laptop couldn't while connected to my monitor at the same time). 👍
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To be able to learn, is an opportunity. To be able to teach, is a privilege.
Cheers to another successful iteration of The #HourOfCode, by Team ACM BVP in association with Code.org. It was amazing teaching the students of 5th standard the basics of programming and logic building, and quite surprising to see how quickly they were able to grasp the concepts!
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When you've tried for hours to fix a bug, But you know you have to try and get some sleep, and at the same time know you won't be able to sleep if you can't solve the bug...1
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Wonder if they programmed the buttons to be that weird layout, if not (If someone here would get it) we should be able to overwrite it (not by changing the keycaps) 😅😉
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Citizens are hereby requested to kindly shower us with their love, support and ++s so that we will be able to afford this as our headquarters.
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Finally (sort of )completed my website for the first time ever.
Yay me!
Sorry for the useless post, but some of you should be able to relate.20 -
Chrome developer tools, without it I wouldn't be able to see all the errors generated by my awesome programmer skillz
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I can type blind since elementary school with above average accuracy...
Yet i will never be able to write "width" without writing "widht" 2 times first6 -
Me: Should be able to refactor this viewModel in a couple of hours.
Me 7 hours: Ye fuck these 28 other build errors right now.1 -
If Internet Explorer has the balls to ask if you want it to be your default browser... then you should be able to ask out that girl.1
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Well that was a waste of my fucking time trying to port to the pixel 2 .-.
(Not a fucking hope would I ever be able to port something like that on my own tbh)
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That moment when you got a new monitor but have to wait 4 more days for the mini DisplayPort to DVI adapter to arrive to be able to use it 😫3
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So went to my bros graduation at CMU. Weather turned out to be really nice unlike forecasted.
And I was even able to meet myself 😀... Sort of
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I hardly even know javascript, but I was able to identify and fix a problem in my Father's corporation website. Should I be worried, that the developer working for him wasn't able to do so?5
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Investigating a "bug"(turned out to be user error) on the production servers, accidently wiped out the permissions for 1,800 users.
Thankfully was able to recover them in under 10min. God bless a solid disaster recovery policy.1 -
Ok... I have been desperately trying to control myself from pointing it out to my pm that it's pronounced as "GIT" not "JIT". If he says that one more time, I might not be able to control myself...6
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!rant
Joined a couple hours ago. Really excited to be here, I'm not usually the social type (fb, twitter, etc) but this looks like a place that will be able to understand my frustrations !2 -
So we were trying to make a Go AI bot for our school project and then let it play against itself. Well... it might be able to beat AlphaGo, right?
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Would you rather only be able to use Internet Explorer for the rest of your life or only use Light themes also for the rest of your life?15
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Built the rough verson of my whatsap notification listener with websockets and now to intergrate it into a chrome. Extension time for chrome.
And they said i wont be able to view my whatsap messages at work
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I would think that in this Lord's year of 2018, dpkg would be able to install two things at once, but alas, my assumption proved to be wrong.2
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Am I a horrible person to wish something disastrous happens just so I wouldn't be able to go to work?7
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You a front end dev?
Try sass or less, you will love it,
You will never be able to go back to css
😂
Please up vote after learning16 -
I've been looking forward to receiving these in the mail! You guys are awesome and I'm happy to be able to show off the community to other devs!
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Blue pill: master LITERALLY every computer language on earth and be able to use them to their full potential to create LITERALLY any idea that comes to you.
Red pill: master LITERALLY every linguistic language that exists and be able to speak fluently with every human on earth
...........................
I picked the blue pill and people thought I'm weird.
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Nothing like taking a company IT security training that requires Flash.
The first step to be able to run the training?
Override your browser's security setting to allow Flash to be able to run.
Anyone else see the irony here?1 -
!rant
@dfox
Many people use snippets of code in their Rants, so it's maybe a nice feature to be able to add codeblocks to rants..8 -
This was a computer in my university 's lab. Took a photo of that to send my boss when I won't be able to meet a deadline.
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The stickers arrived! Hopefully I'll be able to use them on the next MacBook Pro that Apple hopefully introduces at WWDC.
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When you think your rant is so good it'd get many likes and finally will be able to request a stress ball. But in the end only 5 or so like it. And your sitting there like...
⊙︿⊙
ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ5 -
Being a computer science engineer, my friends expect me to be able to read binary like I read English. Fml.5
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The worst thing I've seen a developer do would be becoming a university teacher while not being able to understand simple OOP or good programming practices.
I can't think of a most harmful one, just mediocrity cultivating unknowingly mediocre devs.2 -
Shadow clones like Naruto. Would be able to have jobs, do personal projects, learn things, and have a social life.
(Recurring dream)3 -
Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays, everyone! 😊
I hope everyone is able to relax a bit and the aggravating family conversations will be kept at bay5 -
!rant
It feels so amazing to be able to divide a big ass method into multiple smaller ones that sometimes are even pure functions. <3 -
Hmmm since im doing crazy stuff with tech.
Why the fuck no just overclock my tablet GPU right (Intel HD 4000). That will be fun if it goes to plan and even if its able to overclock it.1 -
You guys in the states... In the next years you'll have such problems in the system; in 2020 you'll be able to vote for ghostbusters.2
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STOP WRITING CRAZY FUNCTIONS FULL OF INSTANTIATIONS THAT I NOR ANYONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO WRITE UNIT TESTS FOR!!! STOP calling static factory methods that spawn up who knows what in mid function as if Im actually going to be able to mock such a dependency. Better yet, practice test driven development so we don't end up in this mess again11
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It really is a great feeling to be able to put your headphones in and lose yourself in the code for a few hours without interruptions (except for devRant of course).
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Q: When you leave and think to yourself "i should have asked that question", what question would that be?
A: I haven't left yet to be able to answer that.1 -
If anyone has an object (Domino's) recognition program lying around you might be able to get free pizzas for life.
https://youtu.be/wTdiNmgZ90A
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@dfox suggestion, when I'm in the "Top Rants" section, can it be able to swipe left or right to change the tabs Day, Week, Month, All. It would be more efficient to see other rants 😉3
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Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure no java code should be able to jump from the if block to the else block, and then back to the if statement, ahen trying to initialize an object1
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while writing a software for records compilation for a high school, the principal asked if the software would be able to mark the answer sheets from the students,
I'm taking, non multiple choice answer sheets.
hand written.
how?5 -
I found a great app on iOS that allowed me to clone my Git repo, make commits, change branches, it had everything! I made a small commit and went to push to the remote server, but then it told me that I had to purchase premium to be able to push to remote. I was kind of upset, but I went to check the price of premium, in case it was a few cents. Nope, $25 just to be able to push commits. Seriously? If I was at my computer I’d be able to do this for free.7
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Right now it is 03:47 and i just had a 15 hour workday to be able to make my 1 february deadline.... too bad i missed it by three hours and 47 minutes.
Im broken... good night you guys3 -
Best part about being a (intern) dev?
Has to be being able to eat when I want, get a drink when I want, take a break when I want. But most of all, the godly feeling of being able to dress like a slob and not having to care about looking like one.5 -
Will be leaving the current company at the end of the Year without being able to end the worst project I have ever seen.
Tempted to write an apology in the comments of one of the core files.... -
1. Started in Graphic Design and now able to bring my designs to full products.
2. Gives me a sense of progression.
3. Don't have to be charismatic.1 -
If I was doing push-ups during Visual Studio's loading times, I wouldn't be able to walk through doors with those arms after one fucking week.1
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Pic without code as my light bulb has burned and I will not be able to fix that this week.
But I can update the picture later.
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I put up an alias called
coolness = ls - R /
Just to be sure that I will be able to impress anyone quickly enough in case I will be working in a public place
XD1 -
Does anyone else have really bad focus issues? when I'm supposed to be studying I'll be able to focus for about 10 minutes maximum before I end up on my phone or Getting distracted on YouTube10
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"I want you to make a font, it needs to be heavy, but not too heavy. Like it should be able to float on water. So, bold enough to get a person's attention but not screaming"
...ok2 -
Friends’ kids broke my iPhone screen. I had tempered glass but the screen underneath also shattered terribly. How long should I be able to continue using this?4
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Upsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
When you actually manage to force it to be able to do the new thing it needs to be able to do, you feel like a God.
Downsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
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In addition to my last rant.
"Warnings are made to be ignored. Just work around them." - my teacher
No i wasn't able to work around them as i wasn't even able to access my form designer (to add the requested textbox).4 -
Getting sent home from work because I fucked my back and I've never hated sitting down so much, so painful...
Won't even be able to sit at my desk and code :'-(4 -
I'm actually starting to see my skills advance.. I'm able to be given a basic topic and do it as long as I have the formula or whatever is needed in my head or planned out
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To be able to convince an offering manager that his / her opinions don't always match what our customers want
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How I feel about bootcamps? I feel like I'll never be able to attend one without moving to another country.2
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I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.5
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When co-developers talk to non techies with tech talk expecting them to understand. Like, where's that going to get you? An essential skill for a developer is to be able to translate tech talk to help people understand fully!!2
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Feature Request
Be able to see the text of the rant one is commenting on, some of use have difficulty remembering more than 50 lines of text at a time.5 -
I hate dependencies... I'm stuck on a project because I need to wait for some one else to provide specs and access to their API.... And well I was also given a deadline...
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If the database doesn't have the information, they won't be able to login, no need to validate or sanitize
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Which moron at Google decided that a transparent status bar is useful and that the user should not be able to change it?
Do they test only with unicolored apps?
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I fucked up my sleeping schedule and I don't think I'll be able to fix it... just as the code I was trying to do because of deadlines on sunday and monday.5
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Without data to support a feature...
How do you think we will be able to develop such feature??? For fucks sake 🤦♂️😂4 -
I started working officially, schedule is shitty till now. I hope it improves soon.
Maybe I will be able to properly rant from now on.8 -
Want to impress people. Create a number guessing game using the "binary search algorithm" and your program will be able to guess any number in a range of 10000 in 14 trys or less or 1 billion in 30.3
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Open-plan offices are amazing. Fuck you developer who sometimes really needs some quiet time to be able to THINK.
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Feature request: Being able to copy text from rants/comments on mobile. Also some sort of code formatting would be nice!2
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Does anyone else feel kind of bad for Twitter at the moment?
They are trying all sorts but don't seem to be able to find something sustainable.5 -
Without any proper JS knowledge careeroptions are very limited... and i won't be able to pay my rent without a job :/3
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Windows 10, a 64 boot operating system.
Every single time it updates, I have to restart gazilions times until it really finishes the update and I would be able to boot Linux again7 -
If I learn React, Redux, Mongo, Express and Node, will I be able to build a full web application?22
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that feel when the mothfacka uses around twenty different fonts, and not be able to even name them, and don't get me started on the arbitrary resizing of links, and the seemingly random positioning of round shaped elements2
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Whaaaat? That used to be my default audio player for local music 😠. I'm not going to upload my mp3 file collection to YouTube to be able to listen to them at work...
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Happy New Year From Singapore!
In this year,
May all the Devs out there be able to code peacefully everyday without being disturbed by that annoying coworker.
May all the Devs out there be able to get clients who understand our pain.
May all the Devs out there be able to work on the projects that they love while getting paid proper amount.
Cheers! Love live devRant and it's community.1 -
Interview pointers please
I've so far applied around 5 jobs and none of them have reverted back to be. I think I gave my best but have not been able to crack the personal interview..
Any pointers??4 -
Request: there needs to be a beard style for around the face minus the sides of the mouth and no moustache.
Think "helmet" 😐
**starts having insecurities about not being able to grow a proper beard**8 -
Oh oh. Dude who use to sit next to me who didn't seem to be able to chew at a normal volume. It was so so so loud. 😷😷
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Why do developer never accept we need a rest to be able to debug sometimes. We waste 2hrs on the screen before realizing we are just staring on our computer
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1. React and all subsequent Facebook endeavors die
2. Be able to completely understand all code I come across
3. More dev wishes2 -
My target of this year is to get my coding skill to be able to work in the industry and mybe to start to build my game
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A lot of people have already said it but I'm gonna say it again: Javascript. I think that we will be able to code everything in JS, in addition to its native language.1
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!rant
i would really like to be able to open pictures in rants if they're in the preview without having to actually click on the rant -
when the git push doesn't work since the first one
(cron job, not able to access and fix the script as i'm not on-site and won't be for a while)
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I hope and pray that one day I'll be able to solve problems and program things I wanna program without someones help or me looking up a better solution5
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With the news of ChromeOS going to be able to run all android apps, did it occur to anyone else that ChromeOS, which if you believe the prevailing opinion, is "Just a browser", will now be able to host other browsers? Firefox for android, opera for android etc...
I love technology!4 -
Been using LastPass for a couple of years, but I'm looking for an alternative because good lord how slow its become. Suggestions?
Needs to be cross-platform/browser and be able to autofill user credentials, don't care about form fields.11 -
I would rant about apple and their horrible horrible system of just even being able to deploy an app to testers..
But you have to pay me 100$ a year so you can be able to find it out yourself, fuck support, we just want free money ~ herr jobs/ herr coo(c)k4 -
This company is giving me such a great offer, i would be able buy 2 i phones and will still have a lot of "exposure" left2
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I have a dream, that one day I'll be able to work normally without the FUUUCKING corporate proxy blocking every shit1
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Fucking windows crashed during a competitive match and I had to hard restart my machine hoping to be able to reconnect in time only to find out windows fucking wants to fucking update. FUCK1
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Anything of the form "write a <complex data structure>". To be expected to do that from memory is ridiculous. It's far far far more important to understand the data structure and be able to explain how it works.
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rant.type = feature.request
We should be able to select up to 5 (for example) shirts, shoes... And have the app equip random one each day.2 -
Devrant works surprisingly well here in China, except for saving pictures everything else works(mostly) but it's still nice to be able to use it here
Anyone else have similar experience in their country?11 -
To be able to work from anywhere on this planet as long as there is internet connection.
Travel the world while working, who else could do that without being told when to be where?2 -
Be able to understand how to use a framework/library without reading a thousand documentation-less outdated "examples"
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That 5 year deal I made for building and maintaining a Drupal website. Fuck, that shit's nasty. I even used a plugin to be able to create a custom model for some shit1
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Just stop and take a moment to think about things you enjoy. Like being able to afford food and rent and hookers and drugs, and how awful it would be to not be able to afford those things.1
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That feeling....when u r not able to understand the code that you have written sometime before and is to be used in some other project now....1
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On a business trip. I brought my work laptop and my personal laptop with me. Because I am smart. But a lot of my coworkers only bring their work laptops. So I guess I am basically wondering how much porn has tainted the work laptops. Especially since they will auction them off around once a year. To be clear I am not wondering about the software taint.2
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Why is there no hoodies available for our avatar?
My hoodies are my main torso wearable. I want to be able to show everyone on DevRant of course!7 -
Be me half asleep wondering if the other instances of me will be able to figure out the solution... Suddenly I realize I'm the only me. Shit. Wtf have you done to me programming!?1
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awake for 48 hrs already still needs to code because i'm a slave and i won't be able to sleep if i stop but brain is now lagging halp!2
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Google selling the pixel for around £600.. For that price that phone better be able to take me to the moon..shiii.2
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1. Get excited by what it'll be able to do
2. Think about the tech stack
3. Lay out its features
4. Procrastinate -
To find and be able to fully deliver one project with a multi-million dollar profit just for me so I can just retire already.
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So I feel like I tend to copy and paste literally everything. Does this mean I am a terrible programmer? And I wouldn't be able to complete simple tasks without infringing on others work.1
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Is it a bug if a user tries to do something they shouldn't be able to do and the program stops them but doesn't give an error message?1
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so in order for me to be able to design a theme for a samsung phone, I have to apply and it has to become public after? what?
https://developer.samsung.com/theme
the fk2 -
Tfw you accepted a project you thought you "can" work on, but over time it turns out that you won't be able to finish the project on time.
:')7 -
If you have the feeling you're facing a wall, that you won't be able to go further, don't give up! We all face walls at some points, they are common encounters in a dev life. Just don't give up!
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Earlier whenever I need to edit photos, I boot to windows for Photoshop. But now I am fairly comfortable with GIMP. Seems like soon I will be able to wipe me windows partition
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The moment when the whole freacking office is bright like the sun and you need to switch to the light version rather than dark to be able to code without killing your eyes...
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To be able to use actual Jarvis or the OASIS from the fictions.
// Have no intention to develop one by myself. But I really wish I can use those as a dev.6 -
Yeah Elementary OS, you look cool and all of that but come on, you could've at least IMPROVED THE PERFORMANCE OF YOUR WEBSITE SO I'D BE ABLE TO START DOWNLOADING YOU, anyway, keep up the good work.2
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We all have that guy in the team who everyone loves because he is such a laugh, but doesn't do shit and we have to work extra to be able to barely meet the deadline4
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I wanted to refer devrant to my teammates but then I realized I wouldn't be able to rant about them if ever. Better that they discover this themselves instead lol 😂2
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Being able to work from where ever i want, at best from home. To be there when my kids wake up after doing an all nighter.
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Today I redacted all my girlfriend's SEO seo resume while clean his macbook of badblocks so she could be able to use my so hated osx...6
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Just a quick question someone might be able to help with, I'm looking for an android tv box that is relatively up to date and going to be kept up to date for development.
Haven't been able to find anything on Google other than the NVIDIA shield or Xiaomi Mi box...5 -
How much would you pay to be put in an immortal robot. You would be able to use a computer, talk but nothing physical.23
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I'm thinking that the user should be able to choose his body in the avatar builder. I'm not as skinny as I look on my avatar. :)1
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My most difficult estimation job ever.
Will I be able to conquer technological immortality before I die ?2 -
Newbies advice:
Never reject a task you don't know how to do just because you feel you wont be able to do it.2 -
It'd be nice to be able to hover over the wkNNN tag to see that week's topic. As I browse through rants, many make no sense out of context.1
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The A.I. will still be decades away from being able to communicate with users. I will translate user's requirements to the A.I.
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"You won’t be able to use your Surface Book if you want to take the bar in Tennessee"
http://flip.it/XouWZd
Kinda amusing really. They really believe you can choose when Windows 10 updates.
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I never thought I'd be able to genuinely use the excuse "my code's compiling" to explain why I'm goofing off... I love it :D
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RegEx
i.e. be able to see a text and compose Re for it and vice versa, get a text and Re and see if they match... -
@dfox would love to be able to get a dxracer chair for the avatar. that way i can be jealous of myself :D
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I still wonder why there's this "a man writes more optimised code than compiler" stuff. Why?
Compiler is automated work, in the worst case it should be able to create multiple e.g. asms and compare the time, right? You can dump all instructions into compiler, it should be able to choose the right one even if it would compile whole days, right? You can't be possibly serious with such a statement.
No "time" arguments, please.2 -
Just putting the idea out there:
How cool would it be to be able to make SVG screensots!
The OS asks every application within view whether it supports SVG rendering. If so, it collects the SVG rendering. If not, it uses a PNG pixelated fallback.
Most form applications and browsers should be able to provide SVG renderings of the view, right?
Imagine the crispness of the screenshots...2 -
you think that when data comes from server you can read it? well you are wrong! you have to waiForReadReady(0ms) to be able to read data which is already here...
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It wastes so much time when every time you have to learn to browse the documentation before being able to use an API.... Why does documentation have to be so complicated1
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!rant && idea
I'd it'd be nice if we would be able to browse all the images in a timeline.
Currently looking for one picture in particular, but it came across through algo. So very hard to find it again ⊙︿⊙1 -
I'm looking at replicating to the Netherlands. Would any devs on here be able to tell me what the living cost is like and what a decent salary is for a new graduate with a bit of experience?12
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I'm almost through this sugar free Monster and I'm still falling asleep and it's only 10am. I'm going to get some coffee, but it may be too late. No amount of caffeine may be able to keep me awake today.2
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seems like halt and catch fire will never be able to gather audience because it is too techy like mr robot. In my opinion they should release it as online series1
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Yarn install. It’s simple enough and I understand why it’s used but it’s just annoying having to install 150MB of stuff to be able to produce a 200KB output is file. There must be a better way?1
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Sometimes I trigger this innate desire to learn a language, just so that I be able to talk to the people I adore in their first language.
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Our latest project.
I'm basically rewriting it from the ground up, because it's a mess. I hope to be able to finish it before the deadline (3 days from now).1 -
!rant
Why everyone who claim to know a lot about web security and encryptions is not able to help me check if my system is secure :/
And some try to charge me afterwards -.-"
Edit:
If they expect payment they should state that at beginning and be able to actually do something...3 -
Just wondering if there is a way to read the things that are on the screen of desktop and get values. Eg if there are icon of My Computer and Recycle Bin my program should be able to read it.5
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The ideal and presumption to be able to help whoever in their work and stuff.
Being able to save them frustration and time....
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School restarts tomorrow and i'm already so wired I'm not gonna be able to sleep until like 11PM or worse. Plus, it's been 3 weeks since they let out for winter break, so...
Kill me now.1 -
Monday my last exam (maths)...
Will be happy if it’s finished. Will be able to continue developing apps.2 -
//Software you love?
//Task which others weren't able to do but you did?
//New ideas which you want to be included in legagcy software's?
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@dfox I believe when you add a comment to devRant you should be able to attach img/gif to it via the website. Like you do when you Post Rant.4
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Just observed a robot lawnmower driving in circles on a small hill on someone’s lawn.
Teslas are supposed to be able to drive autonomously in city traffic... -
Been forced to use my MacBook Pro with 4/5 years to work today (I'm on client company)...
After 4 hours work was able to run app for the third time...
This day will be looooong3 -
I'd like to be able to travel back in time to ask the writer of legacy code whether they were taking drugs when they wrote it... #WouldExplainWhy
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My dev superpower would be to grok interfaces and be able to easily explain, to anyone who asks, their function and purpose (in 140 characters or less).1
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!dev
God, when will I be able to buy Rogue One on Google play movies. Fuck this is not available in your country. Fuck!8 -
Is it just me or should the tier 3 network engineer from your MSP be able to answer whether the APs have high gain omnidirectional antennas or low gain omnidirectional antennas?
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I noticed that there's no scroll position indicator on Android. Would be nice to be able to see exactly how far down I've scrolled and how much time I've wasted on devRant. Food for thought.5
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@dfox, feature idea.
We should be able to make lists or rants, just like Twitter lists. Then people can have a "read later" list or use the lists to rank their favorite rants.1 -
Have anyone created a git backup machine? Basically a machine in my network needs to be able to recieve git pushes from another computer.14
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I wonder if an AI is trained with a set of requirements and a corresponding set of commits, would it be able to add by itself some simple functionality?4
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1 - To be able to use string for my class homework.
2 - A one-stop-shop that explains everything I've ever wanted to know when it comes to programming.
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Dev superpower: be able to escape at any time into a white void with my desk and internet to do whatever I want. Work, sleep, Netflix, think.
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I would love to be able to learn mobile gaming, esp for android. I've done a little on my own, going through tutorials but not very good
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!rant
Is it ok to post job opportunities on here?
Not sure if I want to work with a fellow devranter as I won't be able to rant about you 😐6 -
Protip by Brian Bi: Close terminal windows often, instead of reusing them. This ensures that the bash instance flushes its command history to ~/.bash_history, and new bash instances will be able to recall previous commands in their reverse-i-search.1
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It's March, hopefully I'll be able to focus on one thing at a time and stop jumping between technologies.
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I wanna have multiple users be able to write data into one central database from their phones where the database will be storing potentially millions of data. Is it possible? If so, how do I do it?8 -
Looking for iOS and Android app developers to join startup in Rutherford, NJ area. Must be able to show portfolio of apps and have some published. Must be able to pull and compare data with sensitive databases (social security number, passport, birth certificate, etc) to verify user. You will be compensated hourly. Must sign NDA.
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