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First day at new job, let's go and see how this is going to go! I'll finally be able to call myself a professional linuxer 🙌😄16
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Every dev job I see:
You need a billion years of experience, and must be able to fistfight Sauron11 -
"everyone can code" is like to say "everyone can write". Yes, everyone can write, but there's a difference between be able to write and be able to write a successful well-written novel7
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We should totally be able to use try/ catch irl, especially in social situations
try{
riskyText();
} catch (InappropriateTextError e) {
abort();
}6 -
CSS is an awesome language. It only takes you a few years of practice to be able to style a minimalist website in a matter of days.3
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It's so hard to pick a good variable/class name, how the hell will I be able to pick a good name for my future kid?5
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Why am I able to write a quick search algorithm in JavaScript but am not able to talk to girls?
Shouldn't the second one be easier than the first one?
Shouldn't every human being be able to do the first one?298 -
When she asks you to help her via TeamViewer but refuses to share her TeamViewer password cause you'll then be able to "hack" her.3
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Master vanilla JavaScript.
Once you do, you'll be able to quickly learn how to use all the frameworks.
And no, jQuery is not vanilla JavaScript.23 -
"A common fallacy is to assume authors of incomprehensible code will be able to express themselves clearly in comments" -Kevlin Henney1
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50 euros just TO BE ABLE TO WIPE MY FUCKING ASS
FUCK YOU, PIECE OF SHIT HOARDERS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER18 -
Yesterday I realized that with the improvement in 3D printing, soon we will probably be able to download more RAM.4
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If you go to china, dont forget to take a VPN with you else you wont even be able to access this awesome platform...12
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I just had to download Firefox to be able to download chrome because Edge kept crashing. Think about that for a second.
It kept crashing on a BING SEARCH...9 -
"The customers of our webshop are able to change their billing address... We don't want our customers to be able to do that."
(in a few months with the new general European data protection regulation I need to code it in again, so I just removed the html...)5 -
You would think for a company as big as Google they would be able to write good fucking documentation but nope!
Fuck me it's more spaghetti than my code!4 -
My new computer finally arrived. Now I'll be able to run Visual Studio (which my laptop couldn't while connected to my monitor at the same time). 👍
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To be able to learn, is an opportunity. To be able to teach, is a privilege.
Cheers to another successful iteration of The #HourOfCode, by Team ACM BVP in association with Code.org. It was amazing teaching the students of 5th standard the basics of programming and logic building, and quite surprising to see how quickly they were able to grasp the concepts!
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Wonder if they programmed the buttons to be that weird layout, if not (If someone here would get it) we should be able to overwrite it (not by changing the keycaps) 😅😉
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Citizens are hereby requested to kindly shower us with their love, support and ++s so that we will be able to afford this as our headquarters.
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Chrome developer tools, without it I wouldn't be able to see all the errors generated by my awesome programmer skillz
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That moment when you got a new monitor but have to wait 4 more days for the mini DisplayPort to DVI adapter to arrive to be able to use it 😫3
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!rant
Joined a couple hours ago. Really excited to be here, I'm not usually the social type (fb, twitter, etc) but this looks like a place that will be able to understand my frustrations !2 -
If Internet Explorer has the balls to ask if you want it to be your default browser... then you should be able to ask out that girl.1
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Finally (sort of )completed my website for the first time ever.
Yay me!
Sorry for the useless post, but some of you should be able to relate.18 -
Me: Should be able to refactor this viewModel in a couple of hours.
Me 7 hours: Ye fuck these 28 other build errors right now.1 -
So went to my bros graduation at CMU. Weather turned out to be really nice unlike forecasted.
And I was even able to meet myself 😀... Sort of
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I can type blind since elementary school with above average accuracy...
Yet i will never be able to write "width" without writing "widht" 2 times first2 -
Upwork Job post:
I want a small website where you can post product images with title, price and descriptions. It should have a search functionality like amazon. The users must be able to add products it in their cart, post reviews and buy from there. I want it to integrate with PayPal and other payment methods. And yes, i want to be able to write blog post too.
Budget; $50
XD6 -
I hardly even know javascript, but I was able to identify and fix a problem in my Father's corporation website. Should I be worried, that the developer working for him wasn't able to do so?5
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Would you rather only be able to use Internet Explorer for the rest of your life or only use Light themes also for the rest of your life?15
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Am I a horrible person to wish something disastrous happens just so I wouldn't be able to go to work?7
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So we were trying to make a Go AI bot for our school project and then let it play against itself. Well... it might be able to beat AlphaGo, right?
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I would think that in this Lord's year of 2018, dpkg would be able to install two things at once, but alas, my assumption proved to be wrong.2
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Twitter should be connected to a health tracking device so that users would only be able to reply to tweets as long as their pulse and blood pressure is still on a relaxed level. This could prevent dysfunctional "social" media "discussions" a lot.8
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You a front end dev?
Try sass or less, you will love it,
You will never be able to go back to css
😂
Please up vote after learning16 -
Blue pill: master LITERALLY every computer language on earth and be able to use them to their full potential to create LITERALLY any idea that comes to you.
Red pill: master LITERALLY every linguistic language that exists and be able to speak fluently with every human on earth
...........................
I picked the blue pill and people thought I'm weird.
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I was highly impressed by this qout so I wrote it on a sticky note just to be able to see it any time I am about to give up 😎
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Nothing like taking a company IT security training that requires Flash.
The first step to be able to run the training?
Override your browser's security setting to allow Flash to be able to run.
Anyone else see the irony here?1 -
What profession would you say is most like software development? I'd love to be able to give people an idea of what I do, without making it sound like witchcraft...10
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!rant
@dfox
Many people use snippets of code in their Rants, so it's maybe a nice feature to be able to add codeblocks to rants..7 -
This was a computer in my university 's lab. Took a photo of that to send my boss when I won't be able to meet a deadline.
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Shadow clones like Naruto. Would be able to have jobs, do personal projects, learn things, and have a social life.
(Recurring dream)3 -
The stickers arrived! Hopefully I'll be able to use them on the next MacBook Pro that Apple hopefully introduces at WWDC.
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It really is a great feeling to be able to put your headphones in and lose yourself in the code for a few hours without interruptions (except for devRant of course).
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You guys in the states... In the next years you'll have such problems in the system; in 2020 you'll be able to vote for ghostbusters.2
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Being a computer science engineer, my friends expect me to be able to read binary like I read English. Fml.5
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touch this little boi to enable third-person view and meet your maker (but you won't be able to go back)
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So i heard from my friend that CTO had asked Android team to make the app be able to root the phone upon installation.
Dude wtf are you smoking?!2 -
Best part about being a (intern) dev?
Has to be being able to eat when I want, get a drink when I want, take a break when I want. But most of all, the godly feeling of being able to dress like a slob and not having to care about looking like one.5 -
If I was doing push-ups during Visual Studio's loading times, I wouldn't be able to walk through doors with those arms after one fucking week.1
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I feel I have developed some sort of digital hoarding and can't be at peace just browsing before the night, I have to save, like, ++, whatever or I feel I will some day think of that specific content (image, post, music, video, ..) and never be able to find it, it did happen before, which probably engraved that even further or was the cause, but it's just such a disease not to be able to just browse and not worry about some day having the need to find it again.9
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Imagine companies start charging us for updates...
Oh you want to newest version of iOS? That’ll be $90.
VScode will now be stuck on version 1.51 unless you pay a fee of $20 for it to be able to update this next year.11 -
Is anyone making more money than what they're spending, saving up and having time to spend on a side project/hobby?
I really like programming, but I also want to be able to do other things. It appears that it can be a job that can make one comfortable financially to be able to afford to do other things. Way better than working for McDonald's or some other job.
Is anyone doing this now? Or is everyone working all the time and always stressed??3 -
1. Started in Graphic Design and now able to bring my designs to full products.
2. Gives me a sense of progression.
3. Don't have to be charismatic.1 -
Q: When you leave and think to yourself "i should have asked that question", what question would that be?
A: I haven't left yet to be able to answer that.1 -
!rant
It feels so amazing to be able to divide a big ass method into multiple smaller ones that sometimes are even pure functions. <3 -
If anyone has an object (Domino's) recognition program lying around you might be able to get free pizzas for life.
https://youtu.be/wTdiNmgZ90A
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@dfox suggestion, when I'm in the "Top Rants" section, can it be able to swipe left or right to change the tabs Day, Week, Month, All. It would be more efficient to see other rants 😉3
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"I want you to make a font, it needs to be heavy, but not too heavy. Like it should be able to float on water. So, bold enough to get a person's attention but not screaming"
...ok2 -
I found a great app on iOS that allowed me to clone my Git repo, make commits, change branches, it had everything! I made a small commit and went to push to the remote server, but then it told me that I had to purchase premium to be able to push to remote. I was kind of upset, but I went to check the price of premium, in case it was a few cents. Nope, $25 just to be able to push commits. Seriously? If I was at my computer I’d be able to do this for free.7
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I put up an alias called
coolness = ls - R /
Just to be sure that I will be able to impress anyone quickly enough in case I will be working in a public place
XD1 -
As a webmail user, I want to be logged out automatically without any reasonable reason, to be able to read your notice that I have forgotten to log out, once I log in again.
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Pic without code as my light bulb has burned and I will not be able to fix that this week.
But I can update the picture later.
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In addition to my last rant.
"Warnings are made to be ignored. Just work around them." - my teacher
No i wasn't able to work around them as i wasn't even able to access my form designer (to add the requested textbox).4 -
Getting sent home from work because I fucked my back and I've never hated sitting down so much, so painful...
Won't even be able to sit at my desk and code :'-(4 -
To be able to convince an offering manager that his / her opinions don't always match what our customers want
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Which moron at Google decided that a transparent status bar is useful and that the user should not be able to change it?
Do they test only with unicolored apps?
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Feature request: Being able to copy text from rants/comments on mobile. Also some sort of code formatting would be nice!2
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I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.5
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I hate dependencies... I'm stuck on a project because I need to wait for some one else to provide specs and access to their API.... And well I was also given a deadline...
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Upsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
When you actually manage to force it to be able to do the new thing it needs to be able to do, you feel like a God.
Downsides of an atrocious, 10year old legacy PHP/(improperly used) CodeIgniter codebase:
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If you're the sort of person to go and willy-nilly modify the service's master configuration file, instead of creating a custom include file, I am going to find you, and strangle you.
Seriously, is it so much to ask to be able to take a single look at service's files and be able to tell, if it includes anything custom?! -
How I feel about bootcamps? I feel like I'll never be able to attend one without moving to another country.2
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If I learn React, Redux, Mongo, Express and Node, will I be able to build a full web application?22
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Even if I would want to change from vscode to php storm or intellij idea, I most likely wouldn't be able to, because I love monokai pro too much 😥14
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I started working officially, schedule is shitty till now. I hope it improves soon.
Maybe I will be able to properly rant from now on.8 -
I just received this.
"I'm just saying that one should be proud to be able to import libraries and call themselves Data Scientist who can apply machine learning."
What the actual fuck.6 -
Does anyone else feel kind of bad for Twitter at the moment?
They are trying all sorts but don't seem to be able to find something sustainable.5 -
Open-plan offices are amazing. Fuck you developer who sometimes really needs some quiet time to be able to THINK.
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Feature Request
Be able to see the text of the rant one is commenting on, some of use have difficulty remembering more than 50 lines of text at a time.5 -
Why do developer never accept we need a rest to be able to debug sometimes. We waste 2hrs on the screen before realizing we are just staring on our computer
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Does anyone else have really bad focus issues? when I'm supposed to be studying I'll be able to focus for about 10 minutes maximum before I end up on my phone or Getting distracted on YouTube6
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If the database doesn't have the information, they won't be able to login, no need to validate or sanitize
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Oh oh. Dude who use to sit next to me who didn't seem to be able to chew at a normal volume. It was so so so loud. 😷😷
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Without any proper JS knowledge careeroptions are very limited... and i won't be able to pay my rent without a job :/3
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I have a mantra: don't get too attached to the shit you build
That mantra is about to be thoroughly tested - we might be just about to trash one year worth of work coz the 3rd party we were working with doesn't look like they'll be able handle our load2 -
!rant
i would really like to be able to open pictures in rants if they're in the preview without having to actually click on the rant -
My target of this year is to get my coding skill to be able to work in the industry and mybe to start to build my game
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Why is there so much stuff to learn and know? I just want to be able to do everything myself in a week.8
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Anyone ever hide away after a night of drinking like a lil hermit? I feel like I won’t be able to face society for several days lol.3
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Friends’ kids broke my iPhone screen. I had tempered glass but the screen underneath also shattered terribly. How long should I be able to continue using this?3
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For all freelance Devs out here.
How do you get clients ?
Because am planning to begin with freelancing but am afraid that i won't be able to get any clients.2 -
Without data to support a feature...
How do you think we will be able to develop such feature??? For fucks sake 🤦♂️😂4 -
To be able to work from anywhere on this planet as long as there is internet connection.
Travel the world while working, who else could do that without being told when to be where?2 -
That feeling....when u r not able to understand the code that you have written sometime before and is to be used in some other project now....1
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Another small update on my games modding stuff...
Currently building a command line tool to pack the game data, currently have a working sprite packer and am able to actually read data from the packed file and export all images byte for byte... Holy shit I might be able to actually do this!
Let me know if anyone might be interested in seeing a demo or some very unclean source code!5 -
I have a dream, that one day I'll be able to work normally without the FUUUCKING corporate proxy blocking every shit1
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Be able to understand how to use a framework/library without reading a thousand documentation-less outdated "examples"
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I hope and pray that one day I'll be able to solve problems and program things I wanna program without someones help or me looking up a better solution5
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Happy New Year From Singapore!
In this year,
May all the Devs out there be able to code peacefully everyday without being disturbed by that annoying coworker.
May all the Devs out there be able to get clients who understand our pain.
May all the Devs out there be able to work on the projects that they love while getting paid proper amount.
Cheers! Love live devRant and it's community.1 -
1. React and all subsequent Facebook endeavors die
2. Be able to completely understand all code I come across
3. More dev wishes2 -
rant.type = feature.request
We should be able to select up to 5 (for example) shirts, shoes... And have the app equip random one each day.2 -
Been using LastPass for a couple of years, but I'm looking for an alternative because good lord how slow its become. Suggestions?
Needs to be cross-platform/browser and be able to autofill user credentials, don't care about form fields.8 -
With the news of ChromeOS going to be able to run all android apps, did it occur to anyone else that ChromeOS, which if you believe the prevailing opinion, is "Just a browser", will now be able to host other browsers? Firefox for android, opera for android etc...
I love technology!3 -
Whaaaat? That used to be my default audio player for local music 😠. I'm not going to upload my mp3 file collection to YouTube to be able to listen to them at work...
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devRant bot will be going down shortly while it is moved to Beep Boop.
After this transition, you will be required to reauthorize the bot with your Slack team.
You will be able to do this here: https://beepboophq.com/bots/... -
This company is giving me such a great offer, i would be able buy 2 i phones and will still have a lot of "exposure" left2
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Tfw you accepted a project you thought you "can" work on, but over time it turns out that you won't be able to finish the project on time.
:')7 -
If we finish the sprint early we should be able to take rest of the days off :v
or at half days ffs1 -
Anything of the form "write a <complex data structure>". To be expected to do that from memory is ridiculous. It's far far far more important to understand the data structure and be able to explain how it works.
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Be me half asleep wondering if the other instances of me will be able to figure out the solution... Suddenly I realize I'm the only me. Shit. Wtf have you done to me programming!?1
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Basic graphics pipeline through chatGPT, took a few layers but it should be able to draw out most well described objects.... I hope
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Why is there no hoodies available for our avatar?
My hoodies are my main torso wearable. I want to be able to show everyone on DevRant of course!7 -
Favourite year as a dev? The first year. It was still so new and interesting to me yet to be soiled by money, deadlines, managers, waking up early, commuting, coworkers etc... Ah to be able to go back to those days.
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Just stop and take a moment to think about things you enjoy. Like being able to afford food and rent and hookers and drugs, and how awful it would be to not be able to afford those things.1
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Any recommendations for a good note taking tablet?
I want to be able to write and sync notes with syncthing. Digitization would be a good plus.
And read notes, papers, books. Not necessarily bought on the device.
Is Remarkable the holy grail?26 -
I would rant about apple and their horrible horrible system of just even being able to deploy an app to testers..
But you have to pay me 100$ a year so you can be able to find it out yourself, fuck support, we just want free money ~ herr jobs/ herr coo(c)k4 -
awake for 48 hrs already still needs to code because i'm a slave and i won't be able to sleep if i stop but brain is now lagging halp!2
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To find and be able to fully deliver one project with a multi-million dollar profit just for me so I can just retire already.
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I want to be able to look at a program and immediately know whether it halts. Partly because that would be proof that I cannot be a very elaborate computer program, and partly because it could be used to answer any yes/no question that I understand well enough to write a program for.9
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Blogging / writing, helps to think of something else to be able to solve dev problem.
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If one day someone asks me to choose between the death of a family's member or going back to develop in a Drupal environment, I honestly wouldn't be able to answer.
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It'd be nice to be able to hover over the wkNNN tag to see that week's topic. As I browse through rants, many make no sense out of context.1
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Today I redacted all my girlfriend's SEO seo resume while clean his macbook of badblocks so she could be able to use my so hated osx...6
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Newbies advice:
Never reject a task you don't know how to do just because you feel you wont be able to do it.2 -
How much would you pay to be put in an immortal robot. You would be able to use a computer, talk but nothing physical.23
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1. Get excited by what it'll be able to do
2. Think about the tech stack
3. Lay out its features
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Is it a bug if a user tries to do something they shouldn't be able to do and the program stops them but doesn't give an error message?1
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Google selling the pixel for around £600.. For that price that phone better be able to take me to the moon..shiii.2
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I'm thinking that the user should be able to choose his body in the avatar builder. I'm not as skinny as I look on my avatar. :)1
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Being able to work from where ever i want, at best from home. To be there when my kids wake up after doing an all nighter.
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I wanted to refer devrant to my teammates but then I realized I wouldn't be able to rant about them if ever. Better that they discover this themselves instead lol 😂1
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seems like halt and catch fire will never be able to gather audience because it is too techy like mr robot. In my opinion they should release it as online series1
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Ughhh I wish Rust had stack banging, do I really have to write the deranged bullshit below just to be able to safely recurse on user input?
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you think that when data comes from server you can read it? well you are wrong! you have to waiForReadReady(0ms) to be able to read data which is already here...
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Sometimes I trigger this innate desire to learn a language, just so that I be able to talk to the people I adore in their first language.
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!rant && idea
I'd it'd be nice if we would be able to browse all the images in a timeline.
Currently looking for one picture in particular, but it came across through algo. So very hard to find it again ⊙︿⊙1 -
It wastes so much time when every time you have to learn to browse the documentation before being able to use an API.... Why does documentation have to be so complicated1
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I still wonder why there's this "a man writes more optimised code than compiler" stuff. Why?
Compiler is automated work, in the worst case it should be able to create multiple e.g. asms and compare the time, right? You can dump all instructions into compiler, it should be able to choose the right one even if it would compile whole days, right? You can't be possibly serious with such a statement.
No "time" arguments, please.2 -
"Feature X is not complete"
"We regressed in Y"
Well, if you tell me WHAT'S WRONG and how it SHOULD be I'll be able to do things that are truly complete!1 -
The A.I. will still be decades away from being able to communicate with users. I will translate user's requirements to the A.I.
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Just a quick question someone might be able to help with, I'm looking for an android tv box that is relatively up to date and going to be kept up to date for development.
Haven't been able to find anything on Google other than the NVIDIA shield or Xiaomi Mi box...5 -
I never thought I'd be able to genuinely use the excuse "my code's compiling" to explain why I'm goofing off... I love it :D
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@dfox would love to be able to get a dxracer chair for the avatar. that way i can be jealous of myself :D
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So this week should be interesting. I am working on a (potentially) very large project for my current client and need to build a service that somewhat replicates the functionality of heroku (in that it needs to be able to load an app built in one of several languages, and spin it up in a docker container).
Unlike Heroku, however, each application also needs to be able to have a list of public and private (internal only) API routes listed and be able to dynamically route requests to the correct routes on in those containers. (Sorry if this is confusing)
Does this sound challenging and amazing? Absolutely! Do I think I may be in over my head? Yes, yes I do.
Has anyone ever built or worked with something similar?1 -
Just putting the idea out there:
How cool would it be to be able to make SVG screensots!
The OS asks every application within view whether it supports SVG rendering. If so, it collects the SVG rendering. If not, it uses a PNG pixelated fallback.
Most form applications and browsers should be able to provide SVG renderings of the view, right?
Imagine the crispness of the screenshots...2 -
!rant
Why everyone who claim to know a lot about web security and encryptions is not able to help me check if my system is secure :/
And some try to charge me afterwards -.-"
Edit:
If they expect payment they should state that at beginning and be able to actually do something...3 -
RegEx
i.e. be able to see a text and compose Re for it and vice versa, get a text and Re and see if they match... -
All these damn features everywhere! How are you supposed to be able to focus on any task when all you hear is bells and whistles?! 👿1
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My dev superpower would be to grok interfaces and be able to easily explain, to anyone who asks, their function and purpose (in 140 characters or less).1
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@dfox I believe when you add a comment to devRant you should be able to attach img/gif to it via the website. Like you do when you Post Rant.3
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//Software you love?
//Task which others weren't able to do but you did?
//New ideas which you want to be included in legagcy software's?
//Best group meeting fuck up's? -
Is it just me or should the tier 3 network engineer from your MSP be able to answer whether the APs have high gain omnidirectional antennas or low gain omnidirectional antennas?
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Any good "CMake for newbies/dummies" guide that doesn't require 2 hours of readikg or watching to be able to create a VS solution using CMake for a simple project??1
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I am afraid if I will be able being always learning, never stopping, never stagnating, for dozens years of my career.
How long my brain will be able to keep up with new technologies?
How fast they would be gone and replaced by new ones?2 -
Yarn install. It’s simple enough and I understand why it’s used but it’s just annoying having to install 150MB of stuff to be able to produce a 200KB output is file. There must be a better way?1
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I'd like to be able to travel back in time to ask the writer of legacy code whether they were taking drugs when they wrote it... #WouldExplainWhy
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With firebase, is it possible to see events in realtime? I know how to debug on my device via DebugView via adb. But I want to distribute a test build to my client and I want him to be able to test events himself. I saw there is a StreamView but it allows to only select a snapshot of random user. I need my client a way to be able to test the debug build on his device while being able to see events in realtime, like for example it's being done in Segment. Is there a way to do this in firebase?
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Just observed a robot lawnmower driving in circles on a small hill on someone’s lawn.
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An app that takes in a recipe and scales down the quantity of ingredients to be able to make just enough of it for one person.3
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The ideal and presumption to be able to help whoever in their work and stuff.
Being able to save them frustration and time....
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I noticed that there's no scroll position indicator on Android. Would be nice to be able to see exactly how far down I've scrolled and how much time I've wasted on devRant. Food for thought.5
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looking to move away from jetbrains products as i will be finishing school soon. what ides would you guys recommend? i do quite a bit of python but i would like it to be able to be expanded to other languages.4
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Spent the weekend to configure my pc to be able to build Love2D to Android. Had problems with NDK, but it turns out that I need to install an old version of it (release 9 to be exact). Productive weekend ftw!
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I'm almost through this sugar free Monster and I'm still falling asleep and it's only 10am. I'm going to get some coffee, but it may be too late. No amount of caffeine may be able to keep me awake today.1
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!rant
Is it ok to post job opportunities on here?
Not sure if I want to work with a fellow devranter as I won't be able to rant about you 😐6 -
Monday my last exam (maths)...
Will be happy if it’s finished. Will be able to continue developing apps.2 -
the back-end now has spend 9 months to be able to upload phonebooks .... and it still doesn't work :'D
How... It's not even a complex feature. Just parsing a simple xslx file. I don't know how incompetent a senior developer can be.9 -
I would love to be able to learn mobile gaming, esp for android. I've done a little on my own, going through tutorials but not very good
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I wonder if an AI is trained with a set of requirements and a corresponding set of commits, would it be able to add by itself some simple functionality?4
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Replace all the python scripts with Perl file extensions. It wouldn't really do anything because people would still be able to run things if they did things right, it would just be a harmless funny prank
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-Make enough money to buy myself a laptop and a new phone to be able to work from my laptop and test on my phone.
-Be able to have better balance between my work, college and personal life.
-Do some useful open source projects (in swift) and put them on GitHub.
-Take care of my body and start working out.
-Work on my charity app idea and hopefully make big progress maybe even publish it. -
you should be able to use a dropdown to select functions and member names like in visual studio in vs code while editing javascript :*(12
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Have anyone created a git backup machine? Basically a machine in my network needs to be able to recieve git pushes from another computer.11
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It's March, hopefully I'll be able to focus on one thing at a time and stop jumping between technologies.
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Looking for iOS and Android app developers to join startup in Rutherford, NJ area. Must be able to show portfolio of apps and have some published. Must be able to pull and compare data with sensitive databases (social security number, passport, birth certificate, etc) to verify user. You will be compensated hourly. Must sign NDA.
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Does anyone have any good crash courses in C++? I'm not looking to learn it to program in it, just to be able to read it. I want to use Qt in Python, but much of the documentation is missing or incomplete, so I'd like to be able to use the original C++ instead, but I can't understand have of the esoteric use of symbols.1
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Today (Thursday) I have an interview and exam today, but won't be able to attend because somebody broke the production code and we need to fix THOSE Bugs ASAP.
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facebook/meta:you have to be able to do 2 leetcode mediums in 15 minutes each for our technical screening
me: well guess ill just die1 -
!rant
I wanna have multiple users be able to write data into one central database from their phones where the database will be storing potentially millions of data. Is it possible? If so, how do I do it?8
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