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Customer at a first meeting:
- "Didn't realize you're a developer, you're almost good looking!"
Never got a more bittersweet compliment.20 -
That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..4
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When you're thinking about your code when doing math homework, but then realize you're accidentally putting semicolons after each step.
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The moment you realize you're just good at googling and not an expert in programming...
That's when the internet connectivity is down!5 -
That moment when you look at other peoples code and realize you are not as shitty at coding as you thought.3
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When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points
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Startups are like JS frameworks.
The more you encounter, the more you realize how useless 90% of them are.6 -
You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.
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It's quite awesome how some people can make you realize how much you actually know about some stuff and how skilled you are on a certain subject.
Shoutout to @404response for making me realize that i actually know quite some stuff about security/privacy and also a shoutout to @devisionbyzero for making me realize that I'm actually quite good with linux/linux servers :).
Thanks guys!13 -
That disappointing moment when you realize that what you thought was a mobile app is just a web view
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That moment when you sit down at your PC and realize you forgot to push your latest commit from your laptop.
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Dutch developers talk about life and death alarmingly often... Until you realize they actually mean "live" and "dev".8
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You never realize how much power you have until you quit a job and find another in a matter of minutes.2
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The moment when you realize you just ran a SQL update with a ';' before the WHERE clause............fml
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When you realize you've been practicing C++ for over a year and you're still browsing "Begginer" blogs.
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When you realize you're spending all your time on a skill set that would be 100% useless in the apocalypse....7
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That moment you realize that a recruiter refactored your resume and "corrects" Symfony to Symphony and sent it to multiple companies...8
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Never did I realize how much I take it for granted.. Until it suddenly stopped working.
R.I.P space bar.4 -
When your code changes don't give different results and after an hour you realize that you're still editing the old version....7
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I realize not everyone took keyboarding in high school but...
WHO TF CALLS THEM SELF A DEVELOPER AND CAN’T FUCKING TYPE?!?!10 -
Job interview just made me realize I can't write a working line of code without IDE holding my hand ffs...4
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That moment when you search for Microsoft documentation and realize there is none, so you go search for source code and realize there isn't any of that either. 😑5
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Finally graduated only to realize that my degree did not provide hard skills, only outdated practices and student loans.2
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“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin1 -
I think I do this face more often than I realize.. specially when non technical people start giving me suggestions.
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Sometimes, when I think I'm going crazy, I open devrant and realize that I'm still very far from MadMen / YouAllSuck / AvatarOfKaine.5
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Spent 10 minutes starting to implement XML serialization in my old app... and then realize i already implemented it.
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The feeling, when you realize that devRant uses PHP as main language... priceless..
haters gonna hate :D
Thanks, @dfox7 -
React.js WHY WONT THE F%#&ING STATE CHANGE????
3hours later you realize you forgot curlybrackets...9 -
30 min figuring out what happen to my code. And realize that = is used in if statement instead of ==.
Thanks brain8 -
That moment that you realize that you forgot one critically important data tag in a very heavy multi-day render.
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LOL. That moment you realize sales has promised a feature you haven't even thought of implementing in to the product
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sometimes we try to make things better and realize people just want the same old non functional bloated shit...
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After 20 minutes refactoring code and changing methods, you realize you have been editing the wrong file -.-'1
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When I realize that the incredible smart function I just programmed already exists
Credit: http://thecodinglove.com/post/...
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That moment when you realize, you’ve accepted an overly complicated project with a deadline so short...
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TFW you realize you're the first dev at your company to ever run a database schema comparison between dev and live.1
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The moment you realize you didn't realize how crazy your place is and you just finished twisting the plant vines around a networking / power installation that you affectionately refer to as "Skybridge-2".
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My face when I spend hours debugging, and realize that a non-printable character was messing everything up.
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Create the project of your billionaire app idea -> spend 1 week working on it -> realize that actually sucks -> repeat5
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Made me realize the sheer level of incompetence the general population has when it comes to technology
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That moment you read a stupid rant, check the profile and realize it's just an Microsoft developer.7
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Hahahahaa.. being coding for three hours long.. just to realize i have only put a dashboard on my web page :D
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Sometimes you read a translation so bad that you realize it has to be from Google Translator. And sometimes you read a translation **so bad** that you realize it has to be from a person.4
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When you realize that "O&O ShutUp10" (AntiSpy tool for Windows) creator company is a Gold Microsoft Partner
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Click on `Share on Facebook` button. But then discards it when u realize that no one will like it.2
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that moment you realize that US embassy's website is built on wordpress.
if you want to check https://whatcms.org//...2 -
Ever sat in a terminal doing changes to a server only to realize you're actually on your local machine?3
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That moment when you must pull an all-nighter, but realize that you're out of coffee. And Mate. And Redbull. Basically anything energetic. That's when you realize you're fucked. 😓5
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That moment on saturday morning when you realize what you missed for the last 5 months in the framework you are using at work and realize you can delete about 5000 loc with some refactoring...
Fuck guys I just got a huge Eureka moment that probably made me level up.11 -
You ever realize how small a newborn is? It's amazing how tiny humans can be. They're not even a full breakfast.16
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Trying to reflect JavaScript changes for about an hour on chrome to eventually realize that cache wasn't cleared..6
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That awkward moment when you tell your friends a programming joke and realize instantly that none of them is a programmer.
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Tfw when you're lying down falling asleep and realize you didn't commit your work but you turned off your computer.3
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When you generate code to generate code (boilerplate classes and functions) you realize you're talking it a little too far 😄9
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The moment you realize that your dev colleague has just totally given up on the project (and you get why)...
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the moment you realize you need to plug a GPT chatbot as your support guy... is the moment when you should realize you fucked up your UX
hello, youtube!2 -
When you hit "Run" and realize you wanna make one more change but Gradle ain't in the mood to stop...
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When you realize even the good sites with smart programmer people on them are deeply infected with the stupid.
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Realize I'm a high school student that doesn't dev professionally (yet) and talk to friends, watch Netflix, or shoot some photos.
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Is there a chance to realize your business project? What to do with competition and increasing costs for office maintenance?11
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That moment when you realize the developer you're talking to thought that `class` was a React API. 😬6
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after two days of intense javascript i had a few difficult minutes to realize that concatenation in php doesn't work with +2
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that amazing feeling when you eat a poptart and realize you have whole another poptart at your disposal6
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I realize burnout is like a steak - Take it off the grill early as it keeps cooking for a bit after.1
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when you realize your best friend is actually the person who has been roasting you on discord the last 3 years
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That feeling when you realize you forgot to set `RAILS_ENV=test` and you wonder what the fuck you're connected to.
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Spent a day trying to come up with an intelligent way to compile assets only to realize I recreated Redux... 🙃
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That feeling you get when you realize that most people don't know what your doing and assume you're "hacking the mainframe"
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When you go to sleep and you realize u have headache, congrats!! You have spent a successful day programming.
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The moment when you realize that your hard disk spins only at 7200 revs/ min after buying 1Gbps wireless router!!7
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Didn't realize until lunch that it was Friday today. Programming really makes you lose track of time.1
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The day when you wake up and realize you have committed to building a ecommerce solution, crm & a form management system.1
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Was raging that my new earphones already got a short circuit only to realize that I didn’t put the other ear in....
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That moment when you realize that normal people dont use increment and decrement in normal speech syntax...
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TFW the wife calls asking about her website being down, and you realize Amazon S3 is having trouble.1
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When you realize everything ur team has been doing is wrong....
Not even using Spring, DI correctly...
Fuck...5 -
I realize that if there is no internet long enough. A dinosaur game will appear in your chrome browser.
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Collab with a friend: I finish my part of the work and realize that they aren't going to finish their.
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Realize that you cannot control the procrastination, the procrastinating controls you. Accept your fate. Hope for the best.
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Debugging extra characters in my output all morning only to realize that they are my own debug messages . . .
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When you realize your co-worker does everyone as root and has changed his bashrc to show in green.
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That moment when you need more space and realize you haven't emptied you trash files in a while and find realize you found 20% more hard drive space5
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The moment when you really want stickers but you realize that you have more ++'s on comments than on rants...
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TFW you realize it's Monday, and you forgot the where clause in your SQL Statement
(22 row(s) affected)2 -
Seing myself on devRant makes me realize I am a mix of sugar and salt : sweet, salty, and very dry.15
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Engineers realize paying it forward is just as important to career progression than glamorous features completed1
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When yu runing an Old system and it just sticks juring coding and yu realize yu wrote 120 lines without saving
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When you press the up arrow key in iMessage because you made a typo... and realize you're not in Slack anymore.
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spending hours debugging, hours looking at the error without realizing it is the one =.=
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Spent hours optimizing code for performance, only to realize it runs slower than a snail on tranquilizers.
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The moment you realize yoh actually have to work for school but programming is so much more fun!!!2
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That moment when you're working at a Parcel Service or Warehouse and realize you're being worked too hard..
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The moment you realize that HostGator, Ipage, JustHost, FatCow, Site5 are all owned by the same company! 😳😳7
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The worst thing about cookies is that almost all pages forget / don't realize you have to handle cookie ( -> localstorage ) permissions!6
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When it's been one month you don't see that bug always worried you and you realize it fixed itself :)))1
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This moment when you pressed your "Auto-Indent" Hotkey and the whole software doesn't run anymore. Later you realize that it's because of your Auto-Indent and even worse - you realize you have to code on top of the spaghetti code...
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That moment when you realize you didn't put something in and didn't see it. You wasted a few hours!!
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When you think you're good at code
Python is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
When you realize you were dreaming
python is trash.1 -
When you realize Onsen.io knows more base Front End frameworks than you do. Why the fuck did I do Ionic? :(1
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When you realize the best StockMarket AI is designed to prey on other AI's patterns and screw them completely.
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