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When you "fix" a bug not by actually fixing the bug but by disabling the user's ability to cause the bug.
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Another rant about my gf
She tried HTML and well, cause there are h1, h2, h3... instead of classes, she used div, div2...
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I do not know how new it is, cause I noticed it now... but the new homepage is beautiful!
www.devrant.io
@dfox @trogus
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PSA: kali linux is literally just a debian with extra preinstalled software. You aint hot shit cause you use kali. You aint hacker cause you use kali. You can do the exact same shit on any other distro what doesnt have a 4gig live iso. Shut the fuck up.17
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That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer15
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Interviewer: Alright, so tell me what you like about software, but you don't have to limit it to software you can talk about hardware too. But yes what do you like about software?
Me:
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Do side projects, even if they're small. If you already have completed side projects, show them off. Employers love to see your efforts and eat that up.10
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Catching a NullPointerException so that it can cause another NullPointerException to the caller. 🤯
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Ever accidentally +1 someone, remove it, and then feel bad cause they probably got a notification?7
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Kotlin: I don't have ternary operator, it's bad for readability
Swift: I removed ++ and --, cause they are old fashioned
Dart: *screams*
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When she asks you to help her via TeamViewer but refuses to share her TeamViewer password cause you'll then be able to "hack" her.4
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Warning: the following image may cause severe eye damage and temporary autism. Viewer discretion is advised!
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Damnit I stayed up until 230am cause I had to see what "Mr robot" was all about and now I'm on episode 5.2
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As a programmer I never expected to become a detective.
My today's task: Find out the cause of the spikes, fix it!
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When you need to use PHP for EVERY project 'cause your coworkers don't know other languages... *sigh*7
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tfw you compile another time cause even though the code doesn't run, you're sure you made no mistakes
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Plan before you start a project (write pseudocode, draw a small diagram, research other implementations, etc). Without a plan, those projects are usually the ones that turn out unfinished.1
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$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
//Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis1 -
I can't help to cringe every time I see this ad. I'm quite sure line 39 would cause some kind of error...
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Bought myself a Samsung s3 and while choosing what apps I want to receive notifications from, I noticed everything was off by one.
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I don't mean to fear monger or cause panic BUT
I know somebody who knows somebody that uses 4 spaces instead of tab..
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Is anyone else abusing the Windows 10 start menu search as command prompt? 'cause I do, all the time.14
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This gem of a game. Partly cause i'm a contributor, partly cause i'm a space junkie.
Is this advertising? maybe.
Am i in love? definitely.
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Tomorrow is monday...
Monday...
That fucking shit day which cause feelings like being lost forever...7 -
*me calculating rsa*
"aight.. Public key is 9 and n"
*calculating private key*
*recalculating cause I fucked up*
*recalculating cause I'm retarded*
*3rd recalculation*
"ok, I figured out my private key is 9 (and n)"
.... Wait a second.1 -
Teaching a beginner (though in 40's) Git and GitHub is somehow annoying!
Cause they won't follow the instructions 😂😒11 -
We work in an office where we must lock our computer screens because our screens may have confidential information on them, plus you could do things as the person without taking any blame (ie sending an email).
Anyways anytime someone forgets to lock their screen we always prank them pretty hard. The greatest thing we ever did was in our latest release we had our managers buy us drinks at the pub. Well our managers left to go to the pub and one of them forgot to lock their computers. So we downloaded an image of the blue screen of death and made it full screen, unplugged his mouse and keyboard for added effect, and locked his computer. He came in the next Monday and couldn't log in because his keyboard wouldn't work. He actually called IT to bring him a new keyboard and mouse... then he unlocked his computer and freaked out with the IT guy because there was the blue screen of death. Needless to say he got a brand new computer as well as a new mouse and keyboard.
I'd call it a win win?1 -
Some people should get their heads out of their asses to actually see that their fucking bad mood wont lighten up by randomly throwing insults around and generally being a dick.4
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Beer. When working on a personal project or working from home. Helps me relax, find the problem, and move on5
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I can't stop the urge to buy Udemy courses. Help!! If I don't stop, I go broke cause I'm still aiming for a job.10
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Don't hire monkeys that write shitty code that cause production issues.
Just spent the entire morning with our global team (10+ ppl) looking into the cause of a production issue.
Root cause: shitty code that anyone that has read an algorithm book (array resizing costs) and understanding how DB functions should be used and why (bulk inserts vs one at a time) would never write.
Even the code itself is a mess...8 -
A toast to those moments when we solve programming problems we couldn't google answers to, cause we'll never find them.1
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Can't work on a project cause I need to study for an exam.
Can't study cause I keep thinking about the project.
FUCK!1 -
Friend asks you to hack another friend's Instagram "cause you know how to code, right" == bad.
Friend asks you to hack their own Instagram cause they forgot their password == bad++1 -
Your mother must be the most efficient automated javascript build system ever.
Cause no one could come pop out more uglified than you.1 -
There are two kinds of people who work at Microsoft:
Non-programmers.
Those who use Linux cause they hate Windows.14 -
Having heart attack during "share screen" session cause Proxmox' icon looks like some porn site's icon
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Not at my current dev job, but I worked for a place that had us be On-call and if someone called we would all get an email telling us who was complaining, where the site was, the problem, etc.
This service was a 24/7 service.
Anyways one of my first times on call I definitely slept through like 12 emails throughout the night, and when I woke up the next morning I saw that the owner of the company had taken all 12 and resolved the issues.
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When your country has too expensive phone plans, so you buy an international SIM from france. Cause its cheaper!6
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So... Had a burn out cause of overwork...
One of the bosses treats me like shit cause my education stops me to reply at his low level...
Had enough...
One white hair to make a complaint...
In Portugal if someone makes a complaint to the authorities the company gets a full inspection... I'm sad cause I love the owners... And they will loose most certificates... And that's lots, lots of money from a company that works with porche, ferrari, audi....10 -
I have no choice but to come here, lest I cause irrecoverable offence at work.
It's 'Extract' not 'Extrapolate'!
It's 'Deprecated' not 'Depreciated'!8 -
From a Dev at my old place: Don't use git for such a small project, I think we should use email to send our code to each other.
Turned out that this "small project" was a piece for a larger project.
Also turns out there's such a thing as merge conflicts outside of git.
Our code was broken for 3 days once because of his shitty advice.2 -
"A primary cause of complexity is that software vendors uncritically adopt almost any feature that users want."- Niklaus Wirth2
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When a ticket comes in I usually jump right on it, get about half way done with it, then either get stuck or it's lunchtime/end of day.
I really should take the gifs advice.
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What if a code, running a factory, making dev ducks, was buggy? Would these ducks cause more bugs in our codes?2
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Just had a fierce exchange of texts with the boss cause I couldn't make it today cause of some family issues.
To quit or not to quit is the question?10 -
Our instructor for game development claims that variable names are not important if your scope is small.
Thoughts?
Here is a picture of his code he gave us as a reference the other day.
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Damnnn, have u ever found the solution to problem while u were sleeping cause i found the way how to fixed a bug in my dream maybe cause i was thinking about it before i went to sleep but its really weird when i think about it. 😬🤯1
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Our development team had a potluck the other day. We made sure everything was accounted for, and we even resolved conflicts!
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I dedicate this to all of those hr gurus from top tech companies that rejected me cause they think I won’t fit their culture despite me crushing all their technical interviews, fuck them and their soft skills stupid questions.
I won’t fit there anyways cause I can express my own thoughts using sarcasm and irony and I’m not scared of doing it cause I don’t care about your amazing company culture that prefer robots not people with a little sense of humor. I don’t care about my failures cause there was so many I don’t give a fuck. And by the way if you ask me why I want to work in your amazing company I would always say cause you asked me to work for you and now you treat me like shit. Then 10 years later you blame everyone for toxic culture lol.2 -
Quote £400 to do someones website, and then don't do it cause you didn't quote enough.
#FirstWorldDevProblems -
Did the loan amount offered to me just cause an integer overflow !!!
I dont know if i should be happy or sad
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Not specifically a Dev job, but I did do a bit of development at this wifi startup. It was a wifi shop where we set up wifi for hotel clients all over the US. Anyways, they said I would make great money doing "on call" support, and me being an intern and naive I said absolutely I'd do it. Well 3 months later I was put on call essentially every day and one weekend I was with my mother and it was her birthday. At her party at this nice restaurant, with all of our close friends/family, I got a call. It took me 45 minutes to solve because of how idiotic the clients were, and after that I got 4 more calls equally as frustrating and long throughout that night. I asked for help from employees, the owner, ANYONE. Nobody helped. Needless to say I emailed the owner and said farewell that following Monday.
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You should probably call your framework "Buttcrack.js" cause we all look like plumbers sifting through your shitty code.
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Corporate America wasting billions stuffing database projects into spreadsheets cause it's what they know. Quickly becomes an unmanageable mess. Low hanging fruit.3
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All I want is my holidays back, with all the nice stuff I did..
*being sad cause school starts again* -
Windows 10 is a bloody virus that hijacks and controls your life. Wasting away my morning cause if updates... 2 hours and counting....6
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This is really sucks 😠😠😡 and you know you cant extend your f......ing storage cause they decide who want more storage.
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Alright i have a confession
I left devrant a week ago (2000++) and made a new account cause i love it here7 -
Co-worker that is awesome at copying and pasting and later asks for help cause something doesn't work.3
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One of the worst loops of my life
(can't find glasses cause I can't see)
(can't see cause I don't have my glasses on)1 -
Got pulled into a meeting that should have been an email about requirements for something I was building. It was basically 3 people arguing the whole time and trying to decide what they specifically wanted.
They even called our other branch and started arguing with them.
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People talk about hacking like, "I don't do it cause its illegal", like they could if it wasn't/ )))2
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<rant>
How the hell do these people have a senior position?
<rant-cause>
Sdev:"The are no vulnerabilities in my code because i have Avast running at the same time"
</rant-cause>
SecOps: "<insert potoo bird reaction>"
</rant>
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Which Linux should I use for a dual boot for my PC? It shouldn't be too hard tobuse cause I'm an absolite Linux beginner.22
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After 4 hours doing something didn't commit the code cause I don't have a fuckin clue what I did
guess I need good sleep. -
Spending all morning working on personal projects cause the work your boss gives you is bullshit lol1
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When you gotta learn those hard coded values for a practical exam cause your professor doesn't accept other values:)
#feelsEngineeringInIndiaMan3 -
I keep being called a "melt" by my mates, cause I say odd things .. cause huge geek 😅 or I'm just odd
Aren't most things better when they melt ... Melted cheese? ... Oh ice cream ... 😐 That's not better 🙄 ok.
Sorry I do use devrant to get things off my mind to total strangers -
When managers try to guess what the cause of a bug is I now know how mechanics feel when I try to guess the cause of an issue with my vehicle.2
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Have you noticed:
• Those who didn't take a CS degree hate those who have?
• Those who have never used that programming language in-depth, hate that programming language?11 -
I am trapped at Dave and Busters with a bunch of kids. I can't drink cause I have to drive them home.
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If a minor unimportant thing comes to our time from a very far future, is it able to cause a time paradox?
Like a single grain of sand. Not carrying a deadly pathogen that will wipe out the entire humanity, just a regular grain of sand.
Will it cause a time paradox? Is anything that comes to our time from the future guaranteed to cause a time paradox? If so, why?9 -
When 30 minutes of commuting to work are more valuable.... (me when am almost cracking the cause of the bug)1
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I don't like React Redux. Big and lots of boilerplate code just to get working. I prefer RxJs and Context API.
But between Context and RxJs, I will choose RxJs for global state management4 -
I have this friend who says that using bootstrap(prebuilt css styles) is freeloading if other people’s work. So, I asked him to create his own OS cause he is freeloading of Apple create his own laptop cause he his freeloading Apple. What an Idiot!3
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Hey ranters so have been doing this long course video tutorial on Node, and sometimes i just get bored cause some videos are very long. Does anyone have any tips on how to deal with this cause i want to learn as much as possible3
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Got half my college calling me "Pennywise" cause I work at the "IT" department. Thanks Saturday Night Live!
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Ouch - got my first Windows blue screen in years! (Lacking a picture of it, I stole this one from the interwebs)
Cause: The LITE-ON SSD cache drive. So, can't blame MS for this one, but BSODs are great flamebait regardless of cause.
The SSD was 3 years old, which seems a very short life span for an SSD, unless it's an OCZ.
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When everything kind of just clicked.
I was struggling with learning how to program for quite some time when I first started, but one day I'm not sure what happened but everything clicked. It all started making sense and I felt like I could do anything with code. It was on that day that I knew I was going to be a dev for life. -
The moment of decision whether to hardcode something or keep it dynamic ...cause knowing your clients ...they're definately gonna come back with more requirements
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I remember when I was child spent a los of time playing Mario. I think I started to code cause my love to videogames.
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TIL DELL Server from 2018 use a 20 Year old GPU cause its reliable. I did honestly not knew this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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Don't password restrictions cause a reduction the possible passwords and reduce the search space if someone tried to try brute force?2
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Had to change my password on my bitbucket cause a former employer was adding ssh keys.
Sorry pal, email notifications are rats -
It is horrible to navigate in android cause when u press the shift keys more than twice the sticky keys windows pops up. Frustrated but the one friend recommended me using fedora cause it's Linux based Android Studio works fast .and now I can press the shift keys as many times I want oooooya baby I can do that shit u windows4
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Dev c++. Our school had us use it because they thought everyone in the CS department was an idiot and needed an easy to use GUI for c++ development. It was okay until we found out it was for very simple c++ development.
Doing anything outside of making one class and printing some statements was cryptic as fuck.1 -
I used to work for an owner of a company that just would not order/buy anything that we needed. If we were running out of a license for something, he would wait until at least a week after it expired to renew it. We lost so many sales and trust from people because of that fuck.
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System malfunction: *appears out of the blue*
Me: *searching for THE problem*
Seniors: - it's never just a single problem...
WTF!?!? How come? How many problems are likely to appear out of the blue to cause some malfunction?
Every time.
Every time I'm debugging smth others say it's always multiple problems.
Every time I find a single root cause
seriously, guys, how often is it multiple problems. Honestly, I've never had more than a single root cause. And I've cracked a looooot of them.
Where does that belief come from?2 -
Go to sleep, you don't need to be half an hour looking for the cause of the bug that ended up being a typo.3
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Literally vs figuratively... That hilarious anecdote where something went derp did not cause you to literally die. You fuckwit.1
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Fuck! I spent the last 3 hours trying to set up inline preview for latex for spacemacs but it won't compile cause of fucking warnings! 😂 But at least I know why my references can be inconsistent cause hyperref package is fucking trash, and it's supposedly the best choice for cross-referencing there is.
Alright, rant over. Will try look for workarounds tomorrow.2 -
Is it posible to change your devrant password? If yes where? Cause i cant find it (on phone or desktop)15
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Just do the easy part(s) of the task first. Once you see that the task isn't as bad as anticipated, you're more likely to just tackle the whole thing. That's my experience anyway.2
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Two glasses after dry January and I feel like a sloth..
Gives me project ideas though..
And I have weed cravings. haven’t smoked in like 12 years. what the fuck...3 -
does anyone else received the onion dev stickers confirmation mail cause i received just now about conforming address and stickers4
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Hi, please advise me on your best price/quality reseller of supermicro servers, no refurbished, preferrably germany cause they are cheaper compared in belgium...1
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Working from home.. no airconditioning.. no fan ('cause Covid particles danger).. f************ck.21
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So close to closing out this ticket only to be told “we have to start again cause of red tape”
Just end me. -
"How can one Xcode point release cause so many problems?!"
Eight years iOS experience. Gets me every time.1 -
Bravo mail track!
But I think you got this mail after one month🤔 cause I was subscribed to debian a month ago.
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When your boss says this is the cause, it must the cause. No, you don't need logs, you don't need any investigation, you don't need any proof to support why this is the cause. You don't have to provide alternative suggestions or any testing... Because he must be right! Just fix it the way he told you!
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“We can’t automate translations cause we don’t have time, I reject your ticket.”
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Scope creep is so great. I love it when someone wants to add something to a request that has nothing to do with the request, and will only be used MAYBE once annually. /s1
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Okay, I know that osTicket, code-wise, is a fucking joke but know what? We upgraded our server to PHP7, osTicket stopped working. Okay, I need the newest version that it works, I downloaded it. It failed at database migration cause it's not PHP5 but I need it cause it should support PHP7...Wtf??!
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"Can you do the job without this colleague?"
"No! It is system-relevant."
"why?!"
"cause, he is cooking coffee..."1 -
How can a function cause a null pointer exception at runtime when it compiles perfectly and you haven't put it in use yet? Wtf.
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What causes a mobile app UI to run slow or laggy? and Can a framework cause an app UI to run slow or Laggy?4
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"fatal: detected dubious ownership in repository" - if git finds no conflict, it will always find other ways to cause trouble4
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The first thing i have done in 2018 was correcting backup scripts at 5am cause of overflow disks.
Now the regex matchs 2018 😅1 -
An image is worth a thousand words
( I don't actually watch it on my phone, just needed the app cause my acc got hacked )
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On the contact page of my project, I want to send data from a HTML form.
What would you use to send it?
Just the regular <form action="/path/to/handler"> and cause a page refresh or use javascript (jQuery) for it and not cause a page refresh?
In both cases, a message will be shown on success or failure.7 -
I have this instructor at the moment, and I've had this instructor before but this semester is almost intolerable because of the instructor. He is good with processors and knows the history of how computers came to be pretty well, mostly because he lived through it, but for the 2nd year in a row he is teaching how to create games. This class is mandatory. We are creating games using html5 and Javascript. He refuses to give any game engine a chance. He gives inconsistent grades (i.e. we did everything right but got 17/30) only to go to his office, sit there for about 45 minutes watching him struggle to operate a computer and nitpick our code. He asks us what certain things do in our code, but not as in a teacher-student questionnaire, he just plain doesn't know what any of it does. Then after the shenanigans, you see your grade updated a few days later and he gives you maybe 5 points back, so you go back until you get the grade you deserve. It's a mess. This is my last semester with him and I've mapped out my last year at the uni to make sure I DON'T take any classes with this him.
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If you have a template of what you're expecting me to make, don't bullshit around for 2 weeks explaining what you think you want. Just give me the template and I'll make what you actually want.
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Getting Cluster Container Servers running with a static NFS Server in the Background.
This could be called "clusterfuck", cause my mind was fucked. -
Help me as I raise fund for the animals while I run for the Cape of Good Hope SPCA in the Sanlam Cape Town peace Trail Run 22km.
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Absolutely frustrated with some people's inability to make the information in their databases consistent. Had a request to make a report based on some criteria, and couldn't find the information from tables that seemed to have most of the information. Some information was correct based on what was on the website, some was not. What the fuck.1
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One of the more memorable friends through coding is a guy I met at 9am at what had to be an early lecture with 150+ students. We were both following it as part of a minor but the only ones there: we apparently didn't get the message that it was cancelled because we were no majors...
We decided to just work on the group assignment because why not and became friends.
Little did we know that we had already met dozens of times (but never really talked) the two years before as we are both members of the same students association, only strengthening the bond!
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Why humankind why? People changing my code, commit without testing and QA is complaining cause the shit isn't working.2
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Stupid Comcast.
My office network was down cause cause Comcast had a "non-existent" outage that affected my modem. Right when they picked up the phone, is when the thing finally got online.
Wasted an hour of my time cause I had to commute a half hour to go there.2 -
Anytime I have to deal with grub (cause windows update on dualboot) I get flashbacks of the grubhub ad!4
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Something hit me. If using fair use things not properly can cause you political issues, then so using frameworks...
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Anybody got good source of how to install Arch Linux alongside with Windows? Cause arch wiki is killing me.11
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Any suggestions for free git GUI for Linux? I ended up running GitExtentio s on mono framework cause git cola was a bit confusing...8
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Today I don't feel like doing anything...
Don't feel like answering slack on phone...
So leave a notification at the tone...
'Cause today... -
Do you know why I like to develop for iOS?
Cause I enjoy the challenge of making shitty hardware run faster.2 -
Does doing QE for a while (say 3-4 months), and then going back to SDE, cause issues in getting interview calls?3
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TMW you have to practically rewrite your extension 'cause the vendor deprecated and replaced the entire SDK
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Anyone here familiar with the LibreOffice codebase? Cause I want to modify Math to be used as a formula database.1
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Apparently there's now amazon smile...
Just waiting for amazon frown, 'cause that's what I've been doing since I've bought from them
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