I present to you the christmas tree of our IT department! Decorated with RGB fans, RAM, CDs and a old Siemens phone.

>1 year of living and working with a sluggish, overheating and possibly throttling XPS 15.

Finally setting aside 20 minutes to pop the panel off, ripping the fans out and blow out the choking cakes of dust.

It's like new again now. FFS, when will I learn not to postpone things eternally.

Thinking of starting an OnlyFans where I post all the atrocious shitcode that I find to make my fans miserable….

Stuck in between getting a job or starting only fans.

Best thing about this heat wave. I finally spend some time with all my fans.

GraphQL fans, please read the whole rant until you jump in the comments.

I get it, when you have multiple data sources (that aren't always proper databases), your stuff is relevant.

But most of the people use GraphQL when they have a single database. In that case, native joins are always faster than GraphQL dataloader N + 1 BS you have. It takes less time and less code to go to the backend and write an endpoint for the frontend with a DB query than write several GraphQL ones on the frontend and then combine the data with imperative JS. It will work faster too.

So why the fuck should I use GraphQL at all?

Let's talk fans. I've skimmed through beQuiet and noctua, but couldn't find the type I need. Are there quiet laptop fans out there?

Here's my case. I have an LED projector. As projectors are, it's somewhat loud. Not painfully annoying, but still. I wonder how could I make it quieter.

I had it disassembled to see what fan it has. It looks like an oversized laptop fan. Like 12cm or so.. I was thinking I could buy a silent fan, tear it apart, take its axis with blades and pop it in the original projector fan case. Problem is, I can't find any quiet laptop fans, be it normal size or oversized. Aren't there any? If so - why? Are there other means to quiet a fan like this down? I mean apart from cleaning and oiling - that's already done.

I am looking at replacing my Dell XPS 15 from 2019, but because I work 100% remote I am considering building a desktop developer rig instead of getting a new laptop. I have only had laptops since early 2000s, but thought it would be fun building something from scratch again. The problem is I have fallen tragically behind on everything hardware, and therefore looking for some pointers.

I don't want an RGB rainbow unit with 6 loud fans requiring a noise cancelling headset to work on. I want a top spec, stealthy thing that has all the goodies but also runs quiet. A decent graphics card that can run the latest games at a decent frame rate, but not the top of the line either.

Any tips on cases, motherboards, RAM, drives, fans and grahpics cards appreciated. The budget is roomy, comparable to a top spec Dell XPS 15 or ThinkPad X1 Extreme.

Where do computer fans go...

Inside... ?

No, outside !

Why.. ?

Easier to get to and regrease !

I blame SATA connectors myself, so fragile !

I just spent ages teasing old fans out of my PC without taking it apart much for fear of disturbing the cabling and breaking a connector. ( Again.. )

This involved unscrewing the PSU and moving it just enough to get the fans out of the gap between it and the case..

Now to figure out how to mount the fans outside firmly..

Suggestions welcomed !

Baling wire is probably a good thing, if I had any..

this is how my mind processes gods and religions.

comparing to the current time, they are comparable to the movies.

like 'The Avengers' - 1, 2, 3, etc

they are the stories, for ENTERTAINMENT, of that time.

and along the way, they twisted and turned the scripture.

and the fans became the followers.