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I've just realised that whenever i want to go on Google Analytics I've just been typing anal and hitting enter 😅
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Android studio gradle takes so much time to build. I decided to draw something to kill time whenever it build.
Day 3: Starlord is nearly complete.
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Me, whenever I attempt to use eyeliner...
(real talk, this is why I don't bother trying to use eyeliner)
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Whenever I'm starting to think that my job is hard, I always recall that someone somewhere had to ensure their code compatibility with Nintendo 3DS browser
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Whenever the PM is pushing us to work "extra hard" on projects I usually drop this in the company slack channel 😁
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Why is it that whenever somebody looks over my shoulder at my screen when I'm programming, I mentally degrade to a 6 year old and can barely type???10
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Whenever I need to find bugs in my product, mostly mobile applications, I give it to my 5 year old son and say "Go, do your thing!"5
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When I still studied, quite some people found me paranoid.
One of my friends started whispering 'NSA is watching' whenever he walked by me and after a while, whenever any of my friends were near me AND near a camera or whatsoever, they all whispered that same phrase.
Then I thought fuck it and just joined with whispering that. So throughout the whole day everyone would whisper that around me and I just participated 😆9 -
Is it weird that whenever a slightly dodgy site asks for my address, I give the address of the prime minister:
10 Downing Street
Westminster, London
SW1A 1AA, UK8 -
Whenever I find a good github project I go straight for the "utils" folder to see if I can steal anything useful5
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I accidentally taught my cat to turn off the wifi. Now he is using his powers against me whenever he demands food😅😫🤦2
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Whenever someone at our university forgets to lock his laptop, we change his default font in Eclipse to Comic sans 😂 Just to Show him why security is important.10
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Whenever you figure out an incredibly simple solution to make your code work after being frustrated by it for hours on end.
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Drinking game: Take a shot whenever you’re staring at work and don’t feel like working.
Bonus game: try not to die or get fired.18 -
It displays a -1 whenever it is not working. There is no basement.
Reminds me of some configuration files.
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!rant
Whenever i see someone with less than 10 ++'s, i goo to their profile and ++ everything that they've made...10 -
How many converted to the Dark Side after working Sublime??
And, now, whenever we encounter the Light Side, we initially search the settings to turn it to Dark...
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I'm a PHP programmer and it hurts my heart whenever I see a lot of developers attack/hate PHP.
Why do they hate PHP that much? 😞20 -
Whenever I see a programming question here, I know someone's got devOverflow and stackRant completely mixed up!!!2
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We all have that kind of friend who is losing his shit , screaming , swearing , crying , whenever the code doesn't work as planned.
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Protip: use "color f0" whenever you use cmd in public, so you can disguise it like a notepad to avoid being branded as a hacker7
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Whenever an app asks me to rate it, I always tap on "Maybe later" instead of "Never" just so that I don't hurt the developers' feelings.1
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How to get six pack Abs (Developer Version):
1. Do 20 bicycle crunches whenever your test fails.
2. 30 seconds plank whenever there's a issue assigned to you for your code.
3. 50 mountain climbers whenever the code breaks while you are giving a demo to client/boss.
4. 12 jack-knife sit-ups whenever you miss your deadline for more than 2 weeks.11 -
My prepaid travelcard company sends me an email whenever I buy coffee for 50 cents. Decides to ignore when I make a €2500 withdrawal.6
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Whenever a language has a goto statement I can't resist :
On error goto hell
// code
Hell:
// error handling3 -
Whenever im programming in Python it seems like my finger naturally presses the semicolon key after any statement😂5
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I get more TshirtViews (pageviews lol) whenever I wear devRant tee 😎 Today people were like wtf this logo stands for 😂
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Whenever anyone mentions goats, I feel the need to point out the fact that they scream like humans. And then someone sent me this in response.
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Sometimes I wish my life was like Windows.
Whenever I notice a problem or error, restarting my life would solve it.3 -
This days whenever I have a groundbreaking idea, my firs step is...
Google that exact title, because every possible app ideas are already done ✅1 -
Writing bad code has its perks.
Whenever you are hungry you only have to write a few lines of code and you get some spaghetti3 -
Outlook is the shittiest mail client ever .. whenever I develop an email template it comes nicely to any other email clients... except for this shit which ruins everything..5
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Are there any website or public list that shame companies and websites for sending passwords in plaintext whenever we tend to reset the password?6
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Me, whenever i work with something other than java: "Wow, this could be done so much easier with java"17
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I've programmed my pi to launch fireworks whenever a post of mine reaches 150 ++'s
Now I need some testers9 -
Tabs or spaces?
A script that replaces <your project's style> with <your preference> whenever you pull and does the opposite just before committing.
Spread code not war10 -
After working day and nights on CLI, whenever I chat with someone I mistakenly type "clear" to delete the messages.
Demn4 -
Whenever a friend is raging over some bug i'm like:
Calm down... relax... write a rant... get schwifty...5 -
Sometimes, I think Android Studio is using my resources to actually mine bitcoins whenever there's a grade build.2
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!rant
whenever I open devRant I really get motivated to program everyday and being a student that motivation helps me a lot.4 -
Opening devRant is kinda becoming a reflex action for my thumb whenever I'm swiping through my homescreen
I'm loving it!1 -
God knows how many morons try to brag to me on how they know hardware programming because they own an Arduino, whenever I say I study Electrical Engineering.4
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I binge watch Silicon Valley whenever I want some inspiration. This is what i observed today! FML INTERNET EXPLORER!
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FB: once in a month
Twitter: only on notification
Gmail : twice in a day
devRant: whenever I unlock the mobile5 -
Whenever the talent hunter omits the pay and starts speaking about the benefits and the team spirit, you know they expect that they can underpay you.1
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You know what irks me is whenever people ask me how to do something without Googling it first.
Like ffs whenever I Google the same issue because I don't know the answer either, it's literally the first fucking result. Like damn bruh.
I don't mind helping people at all, but please at least try to be an adult and Google the fucking question first.13 -
Dear web developers, whenever there is more than ONE LINE OF TEXT make sure the line-height is 1.4em.10
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Whenever I'm stressed out on a bug or what not...
I find some of my best ideas have come from sitting on the toilet4 -
Whenever you feel sad just remember that when Microsoft Visual Studio App Center is down, just like StackOverflow, nobody cares...
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I made a game (rather mod) called "wake up".
I should trademark it and whenever someone says or writes "wake up", I sue them.7 -
Whenever I make instant coffee, I apply this formula:
18ml² water + (recommendSpoons*2) + (milk*M³)
Where 'M' stands for the motivation which is a constant of 06 -
Why does this happen?
Whenever I begin with my exams, I think more about Code and Programming!!
😑😑😑5 -
This seems like a good place to give this advice: whenever I'm having a bad day, my console consoles me.2
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Not particularly advice, but taught me Git, React, Node and bought me pizza whenever I succeeded in a task3
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One of the embarrassing moment for me..
Whenever some colleague pings me whenever I was busy coding I would reply "1 sec", finish whatever I was doing then talk to them.
But what happened one day was I sent "1 sex" instead to couple of the colleagues... When I realised it was very embarrassing..
Since then I have stopped using "1 sec" and use "1 min" instead.1 -
Whenever I feel like too much of an idiot to be a developer, I go to settings and tap my device info 10 times.2
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Is it really necessary to show an ad for the supporter program whenever I sync the feed? Wouldn't be once per hour or something enough?
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My business partners: "it's so fucking cloud!!" Whenever I do something remotely "techy"... so cringeworthy2
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Ever noticed whenever you actually need a friend, none of them can be reached?
Technology has failed me. Where is my robot companion?17 -
this client couldn't figure out pagination.
and whenever items moved to next page
he could not find it.
He would create a new one.1 -
@dfox, @trogus Hey! I'm logged in, but whenever i click 'visit store', it shows this modal for me to login again.
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I swear my ISP has already done away with net neutrality. My connection is always going out whenever I need to look something up for work.3
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People that say they want things ASAP. But really mean "no rush, whenever you get to it". Can go fuck themselves.3
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My main rig has 8 monitors connected to it.
Do not ask why.
Whatever I do, whenever I go I pray there's a dark theme.10 -
Is it just me, or does devRant now display the exact same rants as before whenever you open it? I've seen the same 5 rants 20 times today.5
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You know what? I LOVE WFH! Why? Because I can make a nice bowl of popcorn whenever I feel like it, and continue working while chomping my fav snacks!15
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Whenever tech support answers "yes, i can help you with that sir",
what they really mean is "no, but i will google it for you" -
I wish I could read my code on other people's screens. I wouldn't sound like such an idiot whenever I leave my desk. *sigh*2
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Whenever I get dissapointment about my life,I remember the guy who using Internet Explorer to download Firefox or Chrome!3
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Whenever I get a notification on devrant, deep down I wish it to be a mention ☺️
Expectations always drags me down.9 -
After coding in c++ for a week now, whenever I type '#' in todoist, my fingers automatically type #include.
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Whenever you can't connect to a wifi using wpa_cli know that it's WPA supplicant and not WPA supplican.
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I can't sleep whenever I remember ,few year before I paid $25 for ethical hacking workshop and they show us inspect element n SQL map
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Whenever I hear a developer on my team say "I think it's a race condition" all I hear is "I don't know what I'm doing"4
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Oh, I've got one.
Selfie trash can. It captures your selfie and uploads it to social media whenever you the throw trash, to promote usage of trash can!6 -
Does anyone remember the #itgetsbetter gay pride campaign from a couple of years ago? Whenever I read a new dev being overly happy I want to comment #itgetsworse
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Whenever we think that we are almost done with the project, client realizes more things he wants in the product.5
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I don't know why but whenever I find Flutter and Dart together. i read that Fart. I know it's just me.3
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Get CC'd from one person to another is the equivalent of getting transferred whenever talking to customer service.1
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Whenever I hear or see someone talking about Kotlin I immediately start thinking of Kotlets and Kebab and I get really hungry...11
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So it has gotten to the point where I'm excited whenever I'm restarting my windows and it doesn't install any updates..
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So the infra folks finally considers OpenStack after doing their own thing that is prone to breaking whenever they add new stuff on the IaaS
ABOUT FUCKING TIME -
I'm amazed so many people have "one" favourite editor. I have a whole bunch depending on the situation:
- IntelliJ whenever dealing with Java files
- VS whenever dealing with .NET
- VS code whenever dealing with Salesforce
- Notepad++ when just opening "any old file" to do some quick editing (never been won over to Sublime)
- vim when needing to edit files in a console environment
- nano as the second choice in the above situation when vim isn't available
- Emeditor when needing to open / work with very large files
I've never even remotely found a "one size fits all" solution.2 -
Whenever I come accross a framework I didn't know about I feel like a little kid openning a Christmas present !1
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the feeling of knowing your thing so well that whenever you talk everyone is like "this girl knows what she's talking about", is worth fighting for!1
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Whenever I complete a 'Hello world' tutorial I always make sure to output 'Hello word' instead. That way I have already failed and it's only uphill from there.2
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A friend of mine is youtuber and he does a lot tests on phone ( call him X)
Another friend of mine hates Apple product. Partly because he can’t afford it (call him Y)
whenever X wants to do a WATER RESISTANCE TEST, Y would go: “Lets fuck Iphone”
whenever X wants to do a HEAT RESISTANCE TEST, Y would go: “Lets fuck Iphone”
whenever X wants to do a DROP TEST, Y would go: “Lets fuck Iphone”
One fine day, same happened and X got a bit red. X says: Y come here. Closer, a little more ( few centimeters away now). “Are you fucking mad or what?”
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Whenever Google alerted me that "a new device was used to access your account", I always hear Skyrim's Meridia voice in my head:
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"4 -
"Deadline is Friday 6pm - update MUST be live then!"
Whenever I heard that I knew im going to be in the office till 2am -
Am I the only one who cringes hard whenever I see people talking about VPNs, when they only really use them as glorified web proxies?2
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Something wrong with my self. I feel sleepy whenever I want to start to code. And sometimes I question myself and hesitate about my choice.3
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Whenever I need to make any changes related to React-Router, I just curl up in the corner of my room and cry :(
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Frontend web development is a fucking jungle. I feel like bloody Bear Grylls whenever I come out of my backend cave - shit's overwhelming, yo.2
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Genuine question: Whenever an OS encounters a problem and I 'send' the report to help fix the problem, does anybody read that? Or windows just stalling?2
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I always choose light theme in all my IDEs and unable to answer whenever some one asks why. Mind to share some of yours?9
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Is it bad now I seem to take some pleasure whenever I see someone/something on my team blow up and go "¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not my code, not my problem"5
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Whenever I see anyone mentioning anything about JavaScript (IRL or the interwebs), I desperately want to join the conversation.2
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Whenever you feel down, whenever the code does not compile, just think... Think about the fact that you are the first line of evolution into the future. You are creating life with instructions, just by sitting at home and letting your mind wonder into finding a solution.4
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I changed all my password to "incorrect"
So whenever i forget it will tell me "your password is incorrect"3 -
Love my mother to death. But whenever she asks for help such as how do you save a word file, and where to find it - I loose it.
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Whenever someone starts a sentence with "But [Linux|Windows|Mac] is better because..." in the open space developer pit...
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This condition over here which is never supposed to be true sometimes becomes true, no one know how or why, just change it manually in prod whenever that happens...
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whenever I ask for PR/MR reviews.
I know I shouldn't. I can't help myself. I present my work, my baby, for their trial.9 -
Whenever I feel down, I watch documentaries and movies related to tech. They bring back the motivation and spirit in me. :)2
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Whenever I see the
We are hiring
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messages on twitter, I ask myself why they aren't on devrant too3 -
Whenever you feel the need to rant about your project manager, always remember you'd wish you had one if you reported directly to the CEO.3
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Auto-discovery licensing servers are the best invention since sliced bread.
Whenever a product company provides them I just automatically love their product for it. -
I hate it whenever I start work with a plan to do what should be a simple change but ends up taking two days.
Argh!!! -
Whenever I hear "this <person> is going to work on <project>" I edit my "bus factor of 1" wiki page.
Teams work on projects. People work on teams.5 -
Word of advice:
Whenever you plan you invest a considerable amount of time in learning a new language make sure that its well documented and has a good support.1 -
Whenever I utilize a Google technology, I start with "... Go go" as if I'm Inspector Gadget.
Go go Google Recaptcha!1 -
Has anyone ever coded drank? Did you break anything? I mostly drink a glass of whisky whenever I solve a bug that tortured me...3
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Now I can sleep 8hrs a day, because whenever I close my eyes I can see the codes I have been working on.
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Cannabis, meditation and the knowledge that my skills are valuable enough that I can leave whenever I feel so inclined.
In that order too -
Whenever I stumble upon a tedious situation I want to start writing an app that does that. I don't start that though because I now realize I can't write an app for everything because I don't have time for that.
Whenever I see an inadequate app I want to create my own app, with blackjack. And hookers!3 -
Bugs*, why do thou love me as such? Whenever I launch Windows^, thou art there!
* physical living bugs
^ actual glass window2 -
Scrolling through some of "wk15" posts
and
wondering how curious and creative we developers get whenever we get an "opportunity" to showcase our working desk!1 -
!dev
Yep think I'm starting to get a bit kookie.... I'm starting to track whenever songs are playing in my head
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Whenever I make a loop or any block in general and then look it up just to verify and mine is overcomplicated
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My graph based programming language. It'll feature graphs as data types!... whenever I finish it. 😓2
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Whenever I open my laptop, my cat jumps, sits on the keyboard and does not move.
Meanwhile, my dog stays busy with his bone *_*6 -
I hate AndroidStudio when it adds constraint-layout as a dependency in my build script whenever I create a new Activity.
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Whenever I bring my laptop to do personal work during lunch, I have to work through my hour. Whenever I don't, I have all the time in the world. :P
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Our engineering turned PM boss is such a micromanager that whenever we answer a phone call from him we answer with our per cent complete status.
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Goddammit. I have like 4 projects on my name and a planner who is like; see whenever you have time1
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!dev
Why is it that whenever I have a goal, everybody comes out of the woodwork to tell me I'm stupid and am not capable of achieving it, but whenever I do achieve something on my own they expect thanks and recognition for all the "support and guidance" they gave along the way?
Surely this can't be just me experiencing this?2 -
Whenever my wife applies occam's razor to my problem solving or pointedly remarks "you update it, you fix it...mr. penguin"3
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Whenever I had to pronounce Djikstra's Algorithm. My tongue be like - dijjuuksstrra... Fuck you I am commiting suicide between these teeth.8
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Whenever there's an annoying bug that refuses to go no matter what I do, I just go to sleep. Sleep is the best debugger.
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!dev
Whenever I get free time I spend it on another nerdy hobby of mine.
Anime is trash…
And so am I…1 -
- Dealing only with your own code
- Having enough time to improve and refactor your code whenever you want
- Bug reports are detailed af and not just like "doesn't work"
- Choosing the IDE (and OS maybe, too) by yourself
- Having enough time for bugfixes, implementations
- Software is ready, when you want it, not anyone else.
- Visiting trainings or seminars to improve your skills whenever you want
Yeah, that would be pretty awesome.3 -
Whenever I start talking about machine learning the first question I get from the pretentious ones is, "Is it supervised or unsupervised classification?"
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!rant
whenever I hear my phone vibrate in the background I open a new tab with devRant and check the new notifs.2 -
Never, ever, forever, whenever, however wait for the last hour to submit your entry to a hackathon. Submit early and iterate quickly :(
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Whenever I update OxygenOS on my OP6 I try installing ther latest unofficial Lineage...
And if it fails... I install the full OTA ROM from fastboot.
Lineage failed... :(1 -
I hate it whenever I wanted to leave office and shut down my PC, it shows only 'update & shut down'. Everytime!6
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I can't help but think of "Aperture Science Enrichment Center" whenever I hear or read "Amazon Fulfillment Center".2
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Gotta love the tard pard train that boards the station whenever you client realizes they forgot a very important feature in the change request.
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Is this feature where brew breaks dependencies at random whenever you run it a reason why people love macOS?1
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The ability to have the perfect rick accent and all his humor + a new episode of rick and morty whenever I want2
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Whenever I thought everything is okay and I am all good for the day, earphone stopped working from one side.2
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For some strange reason, whenever I complete a server setup or server related task, I'm extremely satisfied. Not gonna deny the joy of it though!
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Whenever I read a rant or whatever about a dev girl...I automatically think of that Seinfeld episode where George meets that deaf girl...
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I never click ad part in the google search and whenever I see people clicking the ads, A part of me quietly dies inside.
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Why do I feel like the keys on my keyboard change places whenever I change my IDE?
Whenever I switch from Eclipse to Vim, I need to spend like 30 min getting use to the "new" key arrangement and to stop hitting "z" instead of "shift".1 -
Whenever someone asks me if I am afraid of snakes, I get confused if he is talking about reptiles or Python.2
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Thanks @dfox and @trogus for the awesome stickers! Ones going right on my work laptop, and I'll just show it whenever anyone gives me reason to rant 😂
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I keep closing browser tabs by mistake whenever I try to expand text selection by clicking CTRL + W
IntelliJ ruined me! -
Linux seems to be single man because whenever I enter women in terminal it says "women not found" and when I ask
man java
He answers my question. :D -
Whenever I see example code produced or shown by Microsoft, it either
1) looks like some WinForms anno 2009 shit, or
2) a horrible implementation of obfuscated code jizz.
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I hate so much RStudio that it gives me anxiety attacks whenever I try to debug something with it. What a fucking nightmare1
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WTF does my PC lag whenever I load Figma on Firefox...
PC never lags when I'm on Windows, shit only happens when I'm running my Ubuntu.
Any ideas?4 -
Worst enterprise software must be 'foglight' from quest.
I have ranted about this before...
Whenever you see the name 'quest software' or foglight, NOPE the fuck outta there. -
Whenever I try to download my avatar, it says "Saved to galley" but it's not there. I am having this issue since beginning. Anyone else having same issue?9
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Whenever somebody asks my team to forge results , benchmarks ...
http://nbcnews.com/business/autos/... -
Although I'm 26, I feel old.
Whenever I meet or hangout with people similar age; I just feel like I don't belong there. Not a good experience.8 -
I really hate it when I'm fixing an error, whenever I change something in my code I always got new different errors. FML 🔫
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Whenever people ask about my phone;
Them: what kind of phone is that
Me: OnePlus 3
Them: oh do you mean the 4
Me: :|
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