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Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅23
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Got into my morning bus. Bus starts driving and suddenly stops and starts going backwards.
Everybody looking at each other like what the fuck is happening.
He drives straight back (backwards) to the bus stop to let some more people in!
Everyone laughing.
Fucking genius hahaha.11 -
- Starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"
- Hates it after two weeks, starts new project -
"Wow, I'm coding it pretty well"3 -
When the person sitting next to you in the plane starts coding and you try to see what they're working on.
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Skype interview for CERN: done!
Interviewers were very nice and professional :) If all goes smoothly this adventure starts in September!17 -
Sometimes I get really annoyed when I'm with people and someone starts speaking loudly and changes a good topic :/
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My company just made a nice design on the first door you see after entering the building.
Im so happy they started counting dev rooms from 0
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*starts Unity 2D project*
*puts sprite right in the middle of the camera*
*nothing shows up*
*deletes Unity 2D project*
fml9 -
First day of college
- Enters the class
- Class starts
- Teacher starts teaching JS with notepad as editor on windows xp
- Leaves32 -
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-@xzvf26 -
Who else is coming down from a weekend personal projects high after realizing the work week starts tomorrow?
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The worst feeling is writing so many lines of code knowing you could do it in a more concise way if you just had time to think about it but you don't.1
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Installed Ubuntu Linux on my cousin's PC... Age 12... He starts earlier than me... :/
But I'm proud of him :)8 -
"Open Source is life", he tweets.
Gets a job offer from Microsoft.
Starts salary negotiation without thinking twice. #irony24 -
Today it's Monday. So it's already a shitty day before it starts.
Have a good shitty Monday guys. 👌7 -
>Starts learning/coding in python for two days straight.
> Two days later goes into C programming class.
> Prof. Displays my screen as we go through a program as a class.
> Starts typing in Python
> Can't turn off Python mode until halfway through class.2 -
Company grows a 30% and internet starts getting slow.
Solution from company: Block half of common websites8 -
*Doesn't have Internet and bored as hell*
*Starts to program something random with Python*
*Wants to write something to a file, doesn't know how*
*Intuition starts...*
"foo = open('test.txt', 'w')
foo.write('hello\n')
foo.close()"
*Runs program*
*It actually fucking worked*
Tell me something more simpler than Python.
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Nearing the end of a project and the client starts requesting UI changes and new features...
Every. Damn. Time.
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When you leave your code overnight with a bug and come back in the morning to see it somehow starts working
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when you release an update and everyone starts to see problems with functions you didn't even touch
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There are two essential things to understand if you want to get along with me :
- Respect goes both ways. If you don't respect me I aint gonna respect you.
- Array starts at 04 -
The moment when you're really into coding and then, a family member enters your workspace and starts talking to you.4
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Saw one of these in store today.
Who designs these "Ergonomic" things?
My fingers starts aching just by looking at this..
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"Can you hear me?" – This is how my Skype conversation starts, interrupts and ends with long distance Client.2
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Python developers starts writing his code with indentation and on multiple lines. Javascript developers look at him and writes the entire script in one line. Php developers looks at python and js developer and starts writing $$$$$$$$$$$$$5
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Tomorrow starts my 5th semester at HSLU (Hochschule Luzern). Halfway done! Wish me mental strength🙄8
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Bitch plz, in Argentina arrays start at two.
There is no platform 0 neither platform 1 in any station
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When the Internet starts to slow down near lunch and your music starts to buffer.
Cut my salary in half, but give me music.3 -
Recruiter starts his mail with a question. "Are you really harcore?"
And I think to myself...
"No. I'm really exhausted."3 -
While working, I suddenly noticed my own reflection on monitor
*starts thinking*
"I should get a haircut"
*starts coding again*
😐2 -
When you're in the middle of a story and management starts repoting bugs related to that story.
I'M NOT DONE YET!! -
>watching Channel9
>display goes black for no reason
>cable was unplugged a little bit
>display starts working
>audio stops working
-_- -
It's 2:49AM
my fucking brain starts working in high performance mode right now and sleeps not exist anymore :/1 -
a shell oneliner periodically checking devrant's availability and sending me a notification when it starts working.12
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When your coworker decides to torrent on the work internet and it starts slowing other stuff down.. Have fun ;)
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*Puts the same music in infinite loop through a whole afternoon of coding*
*Gets tired of the music after 2 hours and a half (my playlist contains some dope musics)*
*Removes the infinite loop to let the next music come*
*Head starts to headbang by itself when the next music starts*
*Puts said music to infinite mode*
*Repeat*6 -
Weirdest moment ever in a CS class:
Course on probabilistic theory. Excercise mentions something about balls in 4 hats. Prof starts to draw them on a chalkboard in a shape of upside down male genitalia. Before finishing the second one starts to giggle.
Dude is a 70 yo grandpa. -
This will be my last project ever with WordPress. Seems like they added a site "customizer" (wysiwyg) which looks fancy and all, but after a few minutes configuring options the customizer starts lagging, fan starts getting louder, CPU & RAM go up so I do some profiling on that page:
Full layout repaints on every mousemove event, mem usage starts at 125MB and goes up up up to even 200MB while staying idle.. wtf? How did this even get shipped?
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<starts writing post in browser about losing code thanks to procrastinating git commit>
<accidental click>
<loses post>1 -
When you're happily eating dinner and your landlord starts trying to get you to build them an app. *sigh*4
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Me: *Working peacefully*
One hour later:
*Meeting starts*
...
*Meeting ends*
...
*Action items are sent*
...
My Anxiety: 📈4 -
Heres another Story of my nosebleeds... Its a death circle...
1. Micro Scratch opens in nose.
2. Nose starts to bleed...
4. I Start to swear and scream really
FUCKING LOUD BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS SO NOSERAPING ANNOYING!!
3. Eventually it stops
4. It starts to heal...
5. I get a little bigger...
6. THE CIRCLE CLOSES AND STARTS AGAIN! I HOPE SO MUCH THAT I STOP GAINING HEIGHT VERY FUCKING SOON BECAUSE I COULD MAKE VERY FUCKING MANY BLOOD DONATIONS WITH MY BLOOD! AND MY KEYBOARD...oh god...
#IamNotgayatallandpeoplehatedmyoldtagsothisismynewone4 -
My dumbass removes a setter and then starts wondering why the API isn't accepting any query parameters anymore1
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The fun starts now, after 5 years this computer has stopped working, hah, new parts arrived today :)
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All I want is my holidays back, with all the nice stuff I did..
*being sad cause school starts again* -
The legendary advent of code for 2022 starts today!
Here's the link https://adventofcode.com/.
Good luck!5 -
I have no idea why this happens:
Kali says my mac starts with 8A but it actualy starts with 88 and the rest of the mac is correct.
Do you have any idea?3 -
And so.. I have noticed.. every time I ignore Windows updates for a little while.. the laptop just starts shitting. It gets so fucking slow that you can’t even move the cursor properly. So you have to force shut down the laptop and turn it ON.. and Windows starts updating!
Not at all irritating 😊3 -
- Use docker so it works on any machine
- The server only starts on Linux
How the heck is that possible13 -
When you've got shit to complete and decide to work hard but your computer thinks Nope and starts trolling you
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Whenever someone starts a sentence with "But [Linux|Windows|Mac] is better because..." in the open space developer pit...
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Watching Google's keynote, every time they say "OK Google" my idiotic phone wakes up and starts listening...1
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TEAM MATE: let me sync my branch with upstream master
*starts typing*
git pull upstream master
ME: Nooooooo!!!!5 -
I was having fun with GPIO recently. Now I have an RGB LED flashing in my room when my alarm clock starts ringing.
Android App sending HTTP Request when Alarm has been triggered, php starts a bash script (was too lazy to do it in php). Bash script does its job for 10 seconds. -
In school i had to do a simple HTML site(i was 13 back then). And i started writting it in guess what... Notepad
Thats how i felt in love with bare code -
I started up my pc and thought by myself lets build an android app and try to teach myself some new skills in android.
*Starts up android studio*
Hi user, i got 116 package updates for you enjoy!
*Turn on updates and starts watching old series to kill time* -
I hate when I have to take these shitty training modules when my company starts fucking a new vender.
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When your project starts off well structured, but ends up like a pile of goo. I need more experience it seems.
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AirGap 2020 starts tomorrow. It's free and hosted on Twitch. Be there or perish beneath my boot.
https://airgapp.in8 -
Frnd : Array starts at 1
Me : ya, when donkeys teaches Quantum mechanics and Einstein shits black hole3 -
Security starts as soon as the project starts. Every decision you make needs to be one that considers whether you will compromise on security - but human beings fail to do this for one reason - bureaucracy.5
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Strange things happening in my phone since a couple of weeks.
Google now automatically starts.
Music Player automatically starts.
All of sudden camera app opens.
Tried permission, removed all apps that were not installed from playstore..
What's next now?10 -
When Facebook login randomly starts failing after several months of no problems. Why do these things happen to me?
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Every email that starts with *|MC_PREVIEW_TEXT|*
People stealing from Mailchimp templating engines1 -
When back-end developer starts doing front-end stuffs.
Shouldn't "!important" means "not important"? -
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FYI for those who are interested, this course starts again today: https://coursera.org/learn/... -
Functional programming course starts today. I'm really looking forward to it, but it is so early compared to my other courses10
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just bought this expensive data package.
AND!
THIS!
INTERNET! thing
STARTS!
working!!.
kkkkkarrrkrraarrrkkkk ahhhhhhh.2 -
Github starts having issues the second I try and get us to start using it instead of gung-ho edits. Coincidence?
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Fuck you arrays.
Why the fuck you want to start with '0'? Ohh I forgot If you will start with '1' then you can't fuck with us. Let it be you f***24 -
PHB heeds my advice to hire another person. PHB thinks it needs to be filled immediately and starts talking to TEKsystems.
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One of the most irritating things is when a marketing or a sales guy comes up with something so fucking simple and obvious but it starts gaining the smallest amount of traction and then the bastard starts acting as if he is Steve Jobs.
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The cringeworthy moment when you approve a pull request and a teammate starts suggesting a ton of changes :/1
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Docker never worked for me on windows
the service never starts
tried version 3 and 4 on 2 different machines11 -
Everytime I open devrant, it starts from a particular rant page. No matter where I navigate and close/kill app,it still starts from same rant page. Anyone experiencing same?4
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