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Just saw a variable in C named like this:
long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away
I laughed no stop.20 -
People with programming languages named after them:
Haskell Curry
Ada Lovelace
Agner Erlang
Blaise Pascal
Taylor Swift30 -
To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.16 -
Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!6 -
Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because your Mom loves roses! Son: Thanks dad!
Dad: No problem, vue.js16 -
A guy named Valter couldn't register on this website because the developer blacklisted *ALTER*, amongst other words, to prevent SQL injection.11
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Do you have thousands of unidentified songs, all named consecutively Track 1?
This application will help you to finally identify those songs with a simple drag and drop.49 -
Fun fact: Michael Widenius named "MySQL" after his daughter My. When MySQL was acquired by sun, he decided to start a new open source database, "MariaDB", named after his second daughter Maria.
This guy is (partially) responsible for two of the largest databasesystems in the world.
Imagine his daughters apply for a database engineering job one day. During application process: "One of the largest databases in the world was named after me..." 😂19 -
Once upon a time, there was a coder named Dude. He started working at a company that told him they were innovative and that their code was glorious. This was a lie. He murdered everyone.
The End.7 -
There is a spider outside my window at work that I've named Vanessa. She is a web developer. And every time I squash a bug, I feed it to her.5
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I just found new band called "localhost". They recently published their new album named "127.0.0.1" with an awesome song "It works on my machine".
It's awesome :D9 -
I was today years old when I figured this.
Whoever named the app and designed the logo is an absolute fucking genius.10 -
You know those sassy ads that pretend to be interactive but open a new tab instead? Well that's how they named their divs4
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I discovered this the 'new' open source OS by Google named Fuchsia. Build from the kernel up so no Linux.17
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Got a PR that I had to approve named "projectfix_new". Told the person that we shouldn't use names such as "new" or "old" but it was OK this time. Later got a new PR named "projectfix_newer".6
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Named my dog sudo, so that i can call or command him with authority. Sudo sit! Sudo eat! Sudo roll over! Isn’t it cool?14
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Just finished writing a script with all the classes and variables named after the characters from Sherlock Holmes. I regret nothing.7
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My girlfriend dumped me after I named my project after her and started getting attached to the Project. She thought I was double dating....😂3
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In the project management system we use with our clients I see file named, 'instructions for backup.'
I open the file and all it contains is my name and phone number.😑4 -
After working as a developer for 4-5 years I finally took up school again.
The teacher at our first programming course insisted that we named all our variables in our locale language (swedish) and always started arrays at index 1.18 -
The brief secound when your broken, broken mind giggles at the fact that the coffe in named after the programming language..
i should really take my holiday vacation now...5 -
Remember when folders/files were named like this when you were young (or was it just me 😅):
- project.xyz
- project-better.xyz
- project-last.xyz
- project-last-last.xyz
- project-final.xyz
- ...12 -
!rant
Thinking about quitting my job and opening a bar named "foo" where the walls have a tapestry of random foo-bar code examples. (Easy conversation starter for programmers)8 -
Well, maybe a year ago when I tried to learn JavaScript, I named my dir "Java" just because I wanted to shorten JavaScript -_- when it saw my dev classmate he was laughing af and he still reminds me that7
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What's with all the C, "C, C++, Objective C & C sharp?"
If I make a language it'll be named C flat or C natural26 -
Rant1
Company calls today. Offers me a job which is great i have been looking for 7 months.
Rant2
Today hurricane irma is coming its getting close gas stations are out of fuel. No water at stores. Chaos on the roads.
Rant3
Company asks me to come in Tommorow for interview. 😑9 -
The best job denial letter I've ever seen was sent to my husband and said:
- We already have too many people named Eugen in our company.2 -
I need sleep. Somehow I managed to create a file named ":w" and a git branch named "_D".
Writing "git branch -D _D" was the weirdest thing ever.6 -
Me:
*decompiles swf*
*thinks: "what is this shit?"*
*scrolls down*
*finds variable named "randomShit"*4 -
I just saw
`git add . --all&&git commit -m update&&git push`
as a npm script hook m) I don't even care, just surprised it wasn't named yolo.2 -
The way most of us devs are spending time on devRant, it seems @dfox might need to introduce a feature named "Reminder" in the app to let devs know that they need to get back to code.1
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Dear Luis,
If you are an anonymous hacker, please do not include your name in the mail.
Sincerely,
cursemeslowly a.k.a the person who has visited a porn site and supposedly being hacked by an Anonymous Hacker named Luis18 -
Wrote angular service, named it "MongoService", handles calls/requests to mongodb. Spent an hour wondering why it wasn't running one of my functions from controller. Just realized I am calling MangoService instead of Mongo. Lord help me.2
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First thing to do after downloading swift for linux is to obviously place the folder inside another folder named Taylor2
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There was a variable named 'isVisible'
Wanted to make it visible
I typed in 'yeah' as a keyword instead of 'true'
🤦♂️5 -
Fun fact: WASD keys are actually named after their directions
W — Wupwards
A — Am going left
S — South
D — Definitely right8 -
Never name two different variables with the ALMOST same name or It will stop your work for a hours. I named one "lang" and anothers "langs"2
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My son is remote learning, 5th grade.
When the teacher calls on one of the student's named Alexa and asks a question... some kids with Alexa devices in their house get the answer for free....7 -
During highschool years I was using Ubuntu for the 1st time and saw this strange looking icon named vim....had to reboot PC to close vim 😅
Not my proudest moment.5 -
Fun for whole day
Think of any random word, add .js to it, then check if js framework named like this exist.4 -
Translation: Your Computer can have internet access without Wi-Fi, if your computer is a iPad Pro.
Video explains this cutting edge technology named "LTE".
Much innovative, very computer5 -
In Javascript, we have frameworks named after everything.
The only thing we don't have is a framework named after pre-mature ejaculation.
But I hear that's coming quickly.2 -
My cat!
My wife and I rescued her from under a car. She’s absolutely adorable. We named her Trinity because she liked to wall-run.36 -
Dear fellow JS devs, if you make 1 more good damn module loader I swear to god....
Hi - here's a new module bundler named parcel.
FFS3 -
From a square on an sfml window.to a sprite that can move along the track.to quite a cool drag racing game named "little drag racing for linux" .next stop.adding new cars and creating an opponent and point system4
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Boss: Can you refactor some of the code [dev who recently quit] wrote? Y'know, improve the readability a little bit.
Me: Sure thing. *opens project*
Project: *has 76 variables named var2 through var78*11 -
I think it says a lot about IT that there's a nice polite (enter) key but the (exit) key is named (escape).
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#4
Only 7 of the ~200 Routes are named. The former dev just created URLs within the views with the url() method.
#4.1
There are just GET & POST request. Even though stuff is getting edited or deleted.
😓🔨9 -
Best Practice: variables with meaningful names.
Me: variables named after stuff from the Marvel universe.
End result: Debugging after 6 months. WTF is mjolnir6 ???2 -
FUCKIN FIREBASE
EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING PERFECTLY.
UPLOADING WAS HAPPENING PERFECTLY
BUT NOT SHOWING ON THE CONSOLE.
WHY?
BECAUSE I HAD NAMED THE GETTER DIFFERENTLY!!!
FUCKKKKKKK
5 FUCKING HOURS. 5 FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!9 -
"Hey that's nice, they added a README, I wonder what this weirdly named repo is and ..."
THIS IS AN EXAMPLE README YOU CAN EXPAND IT BY ADDING INFORMATION ON HOW TO...
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Tl:dr
Our post offices now test E-Voting and give 50'000CHF to the first one who manipulates the Voting system, on Gitlab, A guy named "FuckThePost" made the Source Code public.
Love that guy...10 -
A colleague's story...
"I named this branch after my girlfriend at the time, so that I could check her out at my will. I texted her about this, she was not amused..."2 -
“Good comments explain why, not what,” says Andy Marks. “Do more of the former and none of the latter. A well named method or variable will beat a well-written comment every day.”2
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* installs pybullet via pip
* imports pybullet
* Runs
NoMmoDUlEFoundErRrRRRrroR: no module named pybullet
... Get fucked. 😐19 -
Never mind to my last rant. I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING NAMED A MYSQL FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN FIELD FUCKING DESC FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK FUCK fuck FUCK5
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Friend: "I'm so tired of coding. I've been pressured to do it since I was 9. My dad worked for Sun and he was so obsessed with coding that he even named our dogs Java and Scratch" 😂7
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Now that Android P is officially named "Pie",
It makes me wonder what they'd name Android Q?😂
I'm not even aware of any desert that starts with a "Q". 😋21 -
When you're signing up for an account on a government site not to be named in this rant and they limit your password to 6 alphanumeric characters and no special characters... Smh8
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I know they aren't traditionally "badass" animals, but they're literally named after one of the seven deadly sins, so these motherfuckers are at least a 9/10 on the badass scale in my book.6
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I named my variable "ruin" instead of "run" by mistake and decided to leave it that way because it's technically still accurate.1
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I love seeing my dev databases filled with people named "ajciebsoah" with emails of "fbwibwidhau@gmail.com"1
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That awkward moment, when u watch last episode first and believe it to be the first episode..
Thank you "Order by Name".
Aptly named - "Alpha and omega". Gonna be my beginning and end episode 😂5 -
Nothing like writing summary comments on methods to make you feel smart. It's like:
<summary>
ObviousWellNamedMethod is a method that does obvious well named thing
</summary>
<param name="WellNamedObviousParameter">Represents the well named obvious thing used in the obvious well named method</param>
I hate coding standards sometimes.4 -
Created a variable in the middle of a rant with JavaScript and named it as an acronym for "mother fucker", it actually worked what I tried to do with it... "mother fucker" is in production now2
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[!dev]
Today I learned that although the frequency unit Hertz is named after a person, the German name for heart - the most human example of a periodic system - is also Herz, pronounced the same.1 -
Old but gold.
True Story, and they named another child: "help I'm stuck in a car license factory" imagine that license1 -
Two hours renaming files because some fucking idiot has named them inconsistently!!!
No way to do it with a script!!
FUCK!6 -
trying out this hot new VPS host named Skysilk, aside from the EAI_AGAIN networking issues and a too basic dashboard, it works fine. Other than that its a good host. Would recommend3
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I work for a media tech company and it's super fun. People around great taste in music and movies.
Meeting rooms are named are bands or movies. One is named as Shire, other as Asgard, and another one is Thanos, and many more.
And here's a special one :D
P.S.: will respond to all the previous posts, comments, and mentions soon.4 -
Today I tried to find out why the constructor of my class wasn't called. After 2 hours I found out, that it was named "__constructor" and not "__construct"... I feel so dumb right now. FML2
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Gotta love how the internet remembers everything.
He won't publicly shame the company, but the last commit is named "removed company name", guess what it contains...
https://github.com/krizsoo/...2 -
I was working on a bug in a legacy application and I was the first person to open the project in 10 years.. Found all the variables named with swears.. It was hilariously difficult to figure out what was happening lmao..1
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Attracted by Python's powerful built-in libs, I learned it by myself. However, its naming convention is confusing me. It even can't correspond to itself in an object. For example, a dict object has a method named has_key and a method named popitem. So I need to check up on the function names frequently.6
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How do you create a folder named "CON" in windows??
You switch to linux and name it whatever the hell you want!!5 -
Sooooo I had a class named "a"... And i renamed (refactored) said class.....
Guess what happened :")7 -
About to kiss my love in my dream (feelings intensify) but suddenly the terminal with ImportError : No module named 'cv2' pops on her face. (Even worse than rejection)1
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Having to explain to non-programmers why devrant uses ++ and -- for invited and down votes....Same as explaining why they named it C++
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I was writing some migrations and I had to do THIS. Could I have named my variables differently? Didn't wanna... 😈7
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You can't entice me with your #devRant ducks!
I already have a very special one. I named her Elizabeth...10 -
My friends have a group on telegram named geek squad but they haven't add me cause apparently I'm not geek enough:/
It hurt my feelings:/
But screw them I'll be a geek on my own time.3 -
I named an alias variable feedItem in my database query but I keep accidentally typing feetItem. I have no one to blame but myself.1
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A rant on my feed reminded me of this
I once saw someone prefix his variables with the initials of his name. I was speechless.
Every goddamn variable in the entire project was named like that.6 -
So I just recently found out there's a local idol group named MNL48 in here.
Basically bringing the seiyuu/J-Pop culture in the Philippines.
...
Maybe I should've became an idol instead of a senior high school programmer :/3 -
Considering Taylor Swift's history with Apple – including Apple Music and having a programming language named after her – it'd be far more efficient to file bug reports with her rather than on Radar.4
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Not sure why Microsoft named their string CString.
It's hard to find an appropriate result in Google about it.8 -
Fourth semester. Programming Project.
My colleague named every git commit 'Pfuschpush' (Pfusch = botch) and pushed every crap even if it did never work. I had to fix it. Every time. 😭2 -
Got a task named: "Final Changes", made a wünderlist named: "Final Changes v1" just because if PMs thought me something is that the words coming from their mouth and the ones in dictionary have a completely different meaning..
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devRant reached the Philippines! Thank you @dfox and @trogus for this treat. Greatly appreciated!
ps. i named her devi (Hahaha)5 -
Me :" bro let's create an operating system named "MyOS"
Him : "ew......"
Me : "What?"
Him : " Why would I create an operating system named "Your Old Ass"?"1 -
I am starting new iteration of microservice X.
The new repository is named: new-new-new-X
And as you suspect, previous iterations are named:
new-new-X
new-X
and X
:D8 -
I can’t say I understand the humour here yet but I’m lucky to have found a whole rant based community for people named Devin.7
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Unsure , if I should name my variable name as 'info' or 'infoFromDbAboutUser_RequiredForSessionValidation' for a method named 'functionToValidateUserAndCheckSessionIdOrAssignSessionIdIfNotAssigned'
Please help, I am unable to decide. :/10 -
Me: I just wanna host ‘Hello World’ on the cloud.
AWS: No problem. Have you checked all of our cool named products you’ll never understand? -
Don't know why Google named it Pie... Just doesn't feel right TBH... Peppermint would have been better. Pie feels like an OS every fat kid would have on their phone.8
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“Does it work? No.
But at least we have great method names.”
———
5 people just spend 15 minutes debating on how a method should be named. Including myself. This was the conclusion.7 -
That member of staff* that decided to write a batch script with calls to SVN, and named it svn.bat
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It should have been named Monty and not Python. It is so misleading, now everyone thinks it is because of the snake2
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I made a CLI tool i named it CRAO, its for creating react apps offline, cuz it wraps up all the necessary modules, and its fast.
Check on NPM Create-react-app-offline2 -
I saw a video by Bloomberg regarding Osaka University's new robot named Erica
...
looks like we're losing receptionists in hotels my friends -
TIL that javascript was named so to leech of the popularity of java. This clears a lifetime of confusion thanks.
src: O'Reilly learning PHP, MYSQL and JS5 -
This made me lel
I automatically heard Stallman's ramblings regarding what it should be named :P
I call it the Stallman Screech -
whose idea was it to give the business major access to the database? we have one thousand tables that do the same thing or absolutely nothing, everything is badly named, and THE GRAMMAR5
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Someone created a category on Trello named Backlog
Can someone explain me what backlog is and what types of cards am i supposed to create in Backlog category7 -
When you mess up the repo, the bestfriend to help out is named "stash".
Personal record: 9 times stash in a row with no commits.
Comment to share your personal records...4 -
To the one who named his Stressball stressy.
This is my Stressball and he is called Michael.
(Any resemblance to a living person is purely coincidental)1 -
My boss is never gonna fucking understand scrum...
Even though I have explained him countless times he still creates user stories named "fixes" and puts all tasks in it...
Dude, are you having a seizure? -
Using Ubuntu from years, never knew this logs file named 'syslog.1' could start filling about 80% of my root space 🤦.6
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this is my cousin😎, his name is Gentoo(named after linux distro Gentoo(named after penguin species called Gentoo))
I suggested his name, all my folks thought that it's a cool name.
* he's now 10yrs. old, very stable, photo is taken with his permission6 -
In salesforce, the baseclass of "Object" is SObject and the baseclass of an apex class is object.
Whoever named this smoked too much.8 -
just found a build in function in a certain framework.
that function has a parameter named
"fail_silently".
func(fail_silently=False)
made me laugh.
and my laugh function was like.
laugh_func(laugh_silently=False)
😆😁3 -
My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her.
She thought I treated her like an object !!4 -
*Going in holidays with my family *
*We where in the french state named "Creuse"*
*Decription of the town where we stayed at: more cows than inhabitants *
*No 4G, just 6Kb/s McDonald's wifi connexion*
*Me: "end my suffer"*3 -
Friend asked me to redo her website, all the code is against the left margin... no div tags are named... all the naming is done in the css...3
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JavaScript: Default exports vs. named exports
Who gives a fuck, honestly? I used to think there was merit to one over the other, but I'm running out of steam to have these silly debates.4 -
class name for section named "liability" is "liab"
class name for section named "dedcutible" is "deduct"
class name for section named "personal property" is "personal-prop"
class name for section named "personal liability" is "personal-liab"
I don't know who you are, but you are a twisted evil teammate and I wish you fired.
You've ruined my day, hope you're happy.2 -
As a filesystem admin I've taken up making every file I create named using some Archer reference, please send ideas.6
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I once had an interview at a restaurant named CASINO. As I was about to go into the interview room to meet with the manager a current employee whispered furtively to me, "He is really small".15
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Do you guys actually name your computers? I mean I don't call mine - but I named it - "Momo"
Or some neat ideas? :D14 -
Javascript I'm trying to love you I really do.
But what did Webpack do to my named capture groups?3 -
My code works.
Well, it should, but not like this.
I've set some datas to a nested form, saved by a variable named 'stat1', however the code won't work unless I use a variable named 'fields'. Not 'stat1'. I'm only 24 years old and I already feel too old for this shit.3 -
Next motherfucker named Chad that sends me an email with a RE: subject line for recruiting is going to be thrown from a helicopter screaming.
If your name is Chad that's okay, we know you didn't choose your name, but if you're a recruiter named Chad and you are trying to slide into my emails, get fucked.2 -
Today I saw a 200-line function named Apply and a 200-line function with different code, but does the same, named TryAgain...1
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TIL “Bit bucket” is basically a term synonymous with the null. Makes sense why Bitbucket is named this way bc it’s where all the trash ends up lol.3
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So my current PC is named the tesseract for its power and squareish case shape.
I just had a thought that if I ever seriously upgrade it or build a new PC, I should name it Thanos...2 -
So there's this bulk messaging app named 100pins, generally used by institutes. And there's the eye sore.
I'm sure all of us have a working back button. -
If I had some reliable metric to measure bullshit per file, let's call it BPF, I believe the number would be highest on average for files named "gulpfile.js"1
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TIL, YAML was originally named Yet Another Markup Language and then renamed to YAML Ain’t Markup Language.
Nice. -
Who the hell named it POJO.
That "Plain Old" doesn't make sense at all. They could have just named it "JO"8 -
If on windows and looking for reliable simple screen recording software just install CamStudio already and do not waste your life on the other fancy named pieces of shit that cannot even save a properly encoded video file.1
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When you need to write the code for the exam on paper and your teacher wants you to use a class named CountLoggedinUsersBean
😐😐😐😐😐😐1 -
Hi guys, here you are a link to a spotify list named devRant, it´s colaborative, right now it´s empty so we can full it of songs that make coding ez.
https://open.spotify.com/user/...2 -
I had an uncle named Severin. He died just three days after birth because of lung malfunction.
His grave is long abandoned and no member of my very large family can remember where it is.8 -
Finally figured out why my team’s lab project was taking so long to compile. Named imports of material-ui icons. Lesson learned!2
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I am currently writing a software product for NHS patients and one of my tables was named 'condition'... guess who lost 2 hours of debugging...5
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#devrant , you really need to do something about it . The GitHub account is literally named "cheating wife"
https://devrant.com/rants/4336831/...53 -
named two strings as fuck and cunt (because im tired of debugging this stupid bug since last 5 hours)
compiling...
aaand laptop freezes
fuck. my. life.1 -
no matter what I am developing, the starting process will always be done inside a function named "main"
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I was cleaning up the files on my computer and I found this path.
~/projects/hidey_hole/daus_ex_machina/
I love thies strangely named projects.
What is the weirdest name you have given to a project?6 -
Will in the future exist a language called JavaScriptScript named because of JavaScript's popularity although it has nothing to do with it?2
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My mentor to me when I joined the job fresh out of college (in a somewhat dramatic tone, which is why I remember it so vividly):
"Gone are the days when you wrote programs with a small number of big functions, and lots of comments. Write code which is easy to read by humans - small functions which do 1 thing and are named after the 1 thing it does."
TL,DR: well named modular code. -
Shouldn't there be a phenomenon named "critically timed bug" which always shows up like '15 mins before sleep time', '10 mins before your workplace's leaving time' or even worse '5 minutes before production/presentation'?
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My company got a project from a client to maintain it. I checked the database and found there's a column named "Sorry_Created_Extra".
I just saw my near future clearly at that moment.2 -
I thought JavaScript was a poorly designed language. Then I found out its regex don't even have named capture groups.2
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Fuck this documentation is shit! Param names aren't correct and some API's expecting a different parameter than it is even named for!
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Just began to learn Node.js. Wondering why the modules aren't named starting with an uppercase letter.1
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Named exports vs default exports. The best overview I've seen so far.
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Named my current project "dumpster fire" so I can say "This dumpster fire doesn't even get through compiler anymore!" will work on that level too.2
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Around 1milion lines. Every class is a rabithole with endless depth of implements. Confusingly named classes without comments. 0 documentation. I do not see the chance of ever understanding what is actually going on. Have fun :D1
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I was looking at some code to add some quick features to it and muttering to myself, "whoever wrote this piece of shit... I'd possibly torture the guy to death if I get my hands on him now". Guess who's the guy... I'm sure two years from now I'd be saying the same thing about the stuff that I've written tonight...1
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The classic! Just spent the last 30 min wondering why the method wasn't doing what I expected, until I realized I was running the wrong one out of two almost identically named methods.. Im going home!
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The worst documentation I've ever seen:
/*******************************************
$NAME CODE UPDATE
********************************************/
// CALCULATIONS
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I thought I had seen some poorly named fields in tables. Then I discovered this Microsoft documentation for a table in SharePoint: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/...1
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Yesterday at work (where 2 of my bosses hate me...) I met a man named James Bond.
But I know Gates could take him down cause he's got the NSA on his side...1 -
So I had this JSON thingy, where I named the property containing a datetime string "timestamp".
For some reason, JS decided to convert that into a unix timestamp int on parse. Thx for nothing.6 -
Created a win7 vm for a test in an environment of all of Linux vms. Named it billgates. I'm 99% sure my other vms increased resource load in spite. There is a revolution brewing.
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An old hillbilly named Bill, who started programming on patch panels in the 60's. Imagine that if you will. He taught me to be persistent, not to fear mistskes, and never take myself too seriously.
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Tutorial for naming a city:
1. Open your text editor
2. Hit your keyboard with your head
3. Roll around with your head on your keyboard
4. ???
5. Congratulations, you just named a city
https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM2 -
It's really frustrating, how named params have been suggested since php 5.6 but never since implemented, it's a thing that I just keep missing from .net and other languages, that have had it for more than a decade now.
https://wiki.php.net/rfc/...
https://philsturgeon.uk/php/2013/...6 -
For my case there's an open source app named "SHOTCUT" IS THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING TOOLS AND BLOOD SLOOOOOOWWWWWWWW. Davinvi is faster tho.
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Ever tried to use Windows 10's search as a calculator? For me it just returns numerically named folders in System32 most of the time... 😕7
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When I was in my previous company, we used a Jira tag named as 'IE Issue' 😆
The best part is, even clients understood it!
Ouch!!! 😆 -
OMG!! the SCSS is so Sassy..... perfect name for an extension....
SASS : Syntactically Awesome Style Sheet.
I wonder what this guy(the guy who named sass) named his child/pet1 -
The project I took over from another developer had a contact form with 27 inputs named as this:
form1, form2, form3, form4, form5, form6...
The PM asked me to make the form more "accessible" somehow.
Note: The inputs were not ordered by their numeric names, the first input was named form16 and second was form9.1 -
"The table names are irrelevant anyways, unless you want named tables"
I can barely believe that this sentence makes sense, if you put it in context, even though I wrote it.3 -
When you accidentally deleted the SDK folder that was named the same as your project folder.. fml... facepalm... fuuuuu......
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Top Tip: When writing 200 line functions why not have a string variable named 'tmp' that changes it's value multiple times throughout?2
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Seeing a commit come past that includes an env variable for the backend named so that it will also get sent to the frontend (PUBLIC_*)...1
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If you want the ridiculous behavior “required” by POSIX, you must set the environment variable ‘POSIXLY_CORRECT’ (which was originally going to be named ‘POSIX_ME_HARDER’).
You just read a line from GNU's official coding standard document :D -
For my dissertation project, anyone with a name (e.g, User Personas) has been named after a character in Silicon Valley.
Just because.2 -
I wanted to change my username, and them nobody was named vim...
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This one time, at band camp. I seen this wait function named "wait_for_no_reason". Now I wonder how many actual wait functions are really necessary.2
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Just realize how childish (or dirty minded) I am. I just named a variable that holds the result of another value multiplied by 3 ‘threeSum’.
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I cannot resister for Deloitte website because it required a strong password as the following:
•It must contain between 6 and 32 characters. Use only characters from the following set: ! # $ % & ( ) * + , - . / 0123456789 : ; < = > ? @ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ [ \ ] _ ` abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz { | } ~
•It must not contain more than 2 identical consecutive characters (AAA, iiii, $$$$$ ...).
• It must not contain your user name.
• It must not contain your email address.
I tried several times but I cannot do it.
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Is it just me or others too feel that docker completely nailed it with their naming convention.
Like docker, containers etc are so aptly named by their functionality.1 -
Today I came across someone named Jason. I told them that they had spelled their name wrong. It took me a while to remember that no, Jason is the original spelling.
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Am I the only one that thinks Linq's .Any() and .All() methods are more appropriately named for the use case they cater to, as opposed to their JS counterparts .some() and .every() ?
.some() doesn't justify the fact that it returns true if *atleast* one item in the collection matches the predicate. Should've been named something like .atleastOne() or something else.
Moreover, there isn't any harm to just use the same method names as in Linq ¯\_(ツ)_/¯4 -
The great thing about version control is that you can seamlessly work alongside other coders through the use of dozens of diverged and cryptically named branches.2
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Finish my implementation of a toy cryptocurrency aptly named toycoin, A project that I left midway that renders source code into syntax highlighted pdf's with appendix, Halley - the VA,....1
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Asked to map the old database into a diagram. Looks like someone threw up spaghetti. It is so full of tables named "obsolete" I don't understand!
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So while reviewing a pull request a see that a co-worker named a variable "em" which stands for employee manager. So I asked him to rename it from "em" to "employeeManager" but he replies - Thats how all variables referencing that class are named in the rest of the app so he is being consistent with the app. What do you think should be done? Do I approve his PR?4
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i suspect big spam attack soon from the wheelchair elite. https://dr.molodetz.nl will be soon the non-spam version of dr when that happens. It can just filter the spam directly when the bots can't handle it anymore. It also optimizes usernames for clarity: https://devrant.molodetz.nl/Screens....2
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I wish all women looked like Skyler wright. Also fuck all people named Tori how peculiar times two18
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As a representative of every John in this world, our name is spelt J.O.H.N not "Jhon"
And we also we don't have affairs with girl named Mary.4 -
Im hoping to get in to this anime named kaidro, they are letting fans have characters in the anime and im hoping to get in, ill post if i get in or not
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Accidentally ran across a TCM movie named Vera Cruz. I was a bit shocked to see breasts naked female breasts in that movie. Of course they were Mexican breasts but what the heck I like tan.1
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TIL that Warfarin is a real medication, but it wasn’t named after warfare. It has nothing to do with warfare at all.3
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Saw that there exists a tag named "lisp is op". Have anyone used it for something good? I get an anourism by the look of it..2
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when you visit your parents and you notice that the wifi is named after their grandchild. of course it's completely unacceptable to leave the default name.
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Do you guys remember a website named something like "turn off your tv" that suggests 'smart' videos to watch?
I need that in my life again.3 -
MySQL tables named haphazardly, table column names in mixed cases, redundant columns and tables, the horror
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I have a beast laptop
it was full specs except ram it was only 8
so now i bought +8 and got gat 16 ram
i named the laptop ARK (like noah ark)
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task: building classes for "yes, everything done and tested, okay"-API-Request1
result: the undocumented shit is broken, what a surprise.
alt.task: classes for request2
result: there is no controller named "ABC"
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I have installed PyAudio but whenever i try to import it, it throws an error called "no module named PyAudio".
I have also googled abt it but didn't find any useful answers. Anybody have solution for this...4 -
so i was having snack time at my preschool, right after nap time guys, and this was recently btw. and then this IDIOT named jack comes over and steals some of the crackers, before snack time is even ready!! and he gets away with it, the fucking bastard he is and then i try it, and get in trouble BUT THE THING IS, THE TEACHERS WERE LOOKING AT HIM WHILE HE DID IT. THATS WHAT PISSED ME OFF!!! FUCK THAT BASTARD NAMED JACK!!!4
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Listening to the audio book named 'SuperIntelligence:Paths,Dangers,Straegies'
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I built a css reset named reseter.css a month ago. It is used by more than 6k people but I got only 229 stars yet. Can Anyone suggest me what to do?
Repo: krishdevdb/reseter.css17 -
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At the point when a worker isn't skilled handle the current responsibility, the strategy for acquiring new worker to share the responsibility close by the current worker is named scaling out or even scaling. -
Why Android makes it a pain in the ass to make apps that let theie users choose their own language? This pushes me to reinvent the wheel just to avoid their broken mess named Locale.
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There is little as delightful as opening an old VB.net application to find that there's fifty obscurely named event handlers - each with their own block of largely duplicated (but subtly and crucially different) code
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Ok, I have to share this with you all. It makes me snort laugh. And that’s a hard achievement! Check out how many guys have been LEGALLY named Dude and Shorty!
https://evanmarie.com/plot-name-pop...
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You know I got rufied in two places named west Chester and woke up back home
One was in Il one was in Pa
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When downloading 'animate.css', is it wrong to copy the raw file and paste into a file named 'animate.css' and link it in html file? Why doesn't it work??!!4
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Every brand new computer should come with a manual named appendix A: how to install google chrome with internet explorer.
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The ransomware which has been affecting many places over the weekend is named perfectly for how I feel going into work this morning after being away for a week training wannacry.