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That moment after you do a fresh install of an OS and think "Wow everything is so fast and so much space"
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I like backend development because I love how rewarding it feels to write systems that are consumed by multiple frontends. It always feels like a lot is at stake and small optimization can make a lot of user experiences faster.4
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The best part of being a dev?
Want something?
It doesn't exist?
Build it yourself!
It feels like a superpower. :D2 -
anyone else just wake up one day and just isn't in the mood to do any work and feels like they are making no progress.7
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This meme is what my setup feels like sometimes, but then I realize I have everything I want, give or take a few things.
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Everyone in my company prefers solving git issues rather than `rm -rf` & `git clone`
Feels like I'm working with a team of geniuses. 😂13 -
Being in an office where men actually listen to my ideas and don't try to talk over me? 🤔😍 It feels just like devRant4
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Started using Vim and the more i use it, the more using regular editors feels like a waste of time.34
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Feels like I am coding with mittens on today ... Sloowwww prooogressss ... Isit weekend yet? Pretty please?
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Going back to Java after being writing code in Kotlin for a while feels like going back with your crazy, over reacting ex.3
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does anyone else feel like
$ cls
is really linux-y, and
$ clear
feels really windows-y?
i feel like they should be swapped9 -
Is it just me or has the quality of AAA games declined substantially? Feels like every “good” game nowadays is a remake of another one.10
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It's all about the little things. Like getting my first cup of coffee of the day while watching all the AWS alarms trigger one by one.
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Started learning vim... It feels like a DIY IDE where you have to find half of the parts on the internet...7
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I've found an affordable flat and it feels like winning the lottery. Before this one I wasn't even getting the overpriced ones!
*discards the tent*9 -
worst part of WFH:
- The work PC is the game PC
- The game PC is the work PC
- Feels like i'm playing while working
- Feels like i'm working while playing7 -
LinkedIn feels like:
- be bombarded with recruiters messaging you
- people you don't know bragging about joining a company
- more people you don't know sharing useless advice for tons of corporate crap
Is just me or anyone feels the same?13 -
Hate being forced to jump back and forth between mutiple projects that use different languages, syntax, and IDEs. Feels like I'm juggling chainsaws and kittens.
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This tree I saw when I jog around the neighborhood..... Feels like this tree is a portal to somewhere.
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Ending my first year in computer engineering in university... Feels bad to see so many rants about my future job. Feels good to know that atleast i will be doing something i really like.5
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This company's coding challenge feels like one annoying assignment.
I legit wonder if I'm doing somebody's homework. 😕7 -
Talking to google assistant in Allo feels like talking to your that friend who has some random link ready for every damn topic.
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After writing in ES6 for awhile going back to write some ES5 code feels like going from a 2017 Mustang to a 1917 Model T7
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HI there
First post always feels like the first lines of code or first commit ever ! It's exciting yeah ?
Like Hello World app
Wish me luck
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I have not gotten a single Christmas call/card this year. Feels good :)
I dont like the hype around Christmas.3 -
*Opens terminal*
*Does the following*
$ touch file.txt
$ echo "Hello world" > file.txt
$ cat file.txt
Hello world
Feels like--
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is it just me or daily stand ups feels like a bunch of virgins sharing thier first time feelings and details ...1
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Most of our university courses are stuck in the early 2000. Feels like it's mostly due to lazy professors who just use the same material year after year.
What do you think?
It feels like I'm not learning anything useful anymore. Should get out of here ASAP.10 -
I hate the idea of a programmer's day.
I like the logic (256th day) but hate the idea.
It feels full of bullshit. It feels fake.
I guess it had that wannabe impersonator vibe to it that makes me nauseated.
I have similar feelings towards other kinds of such days.7 -
It feels like you are talking to yourself while commits when you create a github repo and you are the only contributor. :p2
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Damn, AWS really need to hire some decent UX people. Not sure what's with this latest change, but it feels like a massive step backwards.10
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Finally getting a raise. 90% salary increase, feels good.
Feels like I can finally start saving for a home and stuff. Too scared of STDs to blow it in hookers so nothing left but investment and savings.
Also messed up and posted as a question.2 -
Never forget, learning feels like flailing.
If you're not flailing, you're not learning.
Warning: does not apply to swimming.13 -
Just send my CV and shit to a recruiter that wanted it.
I do like my current job, but working with military/spaceshit feels tempting.1 -
Sometimes i wonder, why do big companies write horrible api, it feels like they don't want beginners to even touch them 😒3
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Twenty years.
For twenty years I've used vim almost exclusively, and only now have I learned about buffers and registers. It feels like wasted years, but also it feels like a gift.6 -
Making backwards compatible websites for IE8 and back honestly feels like releasing the new blockbuster in VHS..2
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I like to write my way through my problems. It feels weird to talk to an object, but writing on paper feels natural to me.
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Debugging javascript in Internet Explorer feels like doing brain surgery with a paving slab, there just isn't any finese2
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The piece of software I'm working on at my job just feels fucking stupid and brainless right now. I know it is not, I know it's working, I know it'll be actually useful to its users but I don't feel like that.
I usually go by telling myself "Most of the time I do like what I do, but sometimes it's just work that has to be done" - but for the last month or so it felt like my motivation is completly drained and not coming back fast enough. Just thinking about it feels like desperate, tired crawling on Legos.
On the other hand, at least I've got some motivation for my studies back which feels great. -
Just got those 1k ++ and finally placed the rubber ducky on my desk.
Feels like I have achieved something great in life 😎
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Omg, delegation to others feels like the last, most difficult skill to master. Letting go can be so hard.
Patience, me. Patience.3 -
Facebook breaking production environment a lot recently. I've got a bad feeling about whatever they're doing.
It feels like a they're covering up some shit.7 -
When you're asked to edit some code you've never written... Feels like Alice in Wonderland... completely lost...
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It feels like Friday.... but it's only Thursday..... Yep... long week.... and it's just getting started....4
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IDK, man, it feels like the LB might still be caching. How 'bout throw yet another no-cache? Just to be sure.
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There shouldn't be "I don't like you so I'm gonna hinder your work" at professional workplaces.
Feels like I'm dealing with a kindergarten kid. WTF.2 -
Man it always feels like i know nothing. Like when you don't know HTML it feels like you know nothing .
Then you learn js, backend, some database.
But you don't know react so fuck you you know nothing.
Then you learn react, but you don't know vite, next
So you know nothing.
this cycle never ends
FUCK8 -
Python, where every 'import' feels like summoning an ancient deity, praying that it won't bring a parade of compatibility issues and version conflicts.9
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You know it's been a good day's work, when you look at the code you've written and part of u just feels like touching yourself.4
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Sometimes I forget that HTML is a language it just feels like second nature sometimes and I started learning less then a year ago3
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Feels like I'm battling anxiety lately. Always tons of projects to work on and they seem so easy, but getting round to them feels harder and harder. Anyone else have this issue? How do you deal with it. Cigar seems to have helped today...3
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Why does youtube keep suggesting videos I already saw?
Seriously, this must be what going insane feels like. Questioning whether I already saw a certain video every time something feels familiar and having Déja Vus all over the place. Youtube keeps digging out videos I watched a few years ago.6 -
!Rant
Looking at various Devs & non-devs like myself, ranting, posting meme's [my bad];
I realised why we keep coming back. Nope not because of the notifications, but because devRant feels like home dare I say it, it feels like family.
Thank you @dfox @trogus & the other creators who aren't that famous [my bad I don't remember your names].
Thank you.5 -
Damn Github. I don't want to sound like a broken record, but feels like you're down more than up these days...3
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I deleted over a petabyte worth of snapshots from AWS today.
As a data hoarder this feels like genocide.5 -
Wtf does DevOps engineer even mean. I checked job listings it mostly feels like a sysadmin with a bit of automation.4
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Amazing how a giant cloud service like AWS can go down. It feels like the whole cloud is so fragile. All of a sudden it will rain and everything we know of will vanish.2
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The first time I saw "Real Feel" or "Feels Like" on the weather app, I thought that number was calculated by someone going out of their home every hour or so and reporting what it feels like outside. I thought this would be a perfect job for someone who spends a lot of time at home...4
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London feels like a calmer version of New York or my native Chicago. I'm starting to get tempted to work here.
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Good code is like a good video game. When you read it first time, it feels like magic, and you feel like it does more than it actually can.2
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Push a PR that fixes 7 bugs...
Feel like a pro :)
Trying to get the 2 required approvals for my PR on a Friday after lunch...
Feels like pulling teeth :( -
Cross time-zone design reviews are brutal! Feeling super exhausted, explaining shit I designed feels like torture! I mean, just get it!
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Sometimes this place!!!
It feels like click bait
A rant starts off good
I ++ it
Open the rest
Suddenly it turns to crap3 -
Github Copilot suggested something I forgot to add. Feels like it is motivating me to complete this personal project. :)1
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Finishing my degree after moving to a foreign country alone, while also working as a dev part time.
I recently moved to another country and switched jobs, and even though I'm getting stuff done, I feel like I just don't deserve the job. It just feels surreal that I made it so far and it just feels like dumb luck sometimes.2 -
Found another type of music yesterday.
Lo-fi. It feels like it's a mixture of EDM (a little bit), Hiphop, Synthwave, Jazz and Trap.
I like it.4 -
After javascript, coding in C# feels like I have to communicate with a deaf person with using only one hand. :D17
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I really want to like Fedora, but it feels like they're trying too hard while also not trying hard enough...1
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Answering stuff on stackoverflow hoping to help someone who feels like you did that one time until that stackoverflow person helped you out...2
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After two weeks of isolation, talking to my GraphQL endpoint almost feels like talking to a human.1
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Why are people praising macbook keyboards is beyond me, this shit terrible, feels like cracking a touchscreen on every press10
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Can anyone explain to me how is it possible that some devs like to work on macos?
This feels like a punishment to me. Every time.26 -
Feels like every damn day I'm learning about another language feature that we CAN'T use... So much legacy code everywhere.
C# is more like C-blunt at this point.2 -
!rant
One forgets so quickly how a bad internet connection feels like.
God I think I cant bear this 1mbit, 500ms ping shit connection. Feels like 2002 all over again.
Please dear internet gods, send help!!!6 -
Is it me, or writing Swift after several JavaScript apps feels like writing "serious" code once again?5
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The cancellation of The Expanse just feels like the ultimate confirmation that Earthers are the worst. The Belters would never have let that show go.3
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The Kotlin Koans tutorials are actually really helpful. This language feels really smooth; I like it. Now to actually make something with it...2
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Been away for sometime. What is with the spam in every second post? Feels like the return of Nigerian prince.6
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The low workload week(s) after a big delivery feels so weird, like it's the calm before the storm, instead of the rainbow
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git, easily. Once you understand how its data model works you can unfuck pretty much anything and it feels like time-travel sometimes.
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What is the whole hype about Vue? It just feels like angular 1 with vdom, inline styles and a custom file extension.4
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Feels like dying
I am just a shitty person overall
Sorry all for whatever I said to you that might be suboptimal10 -
That moment you start feeling like a taxi with a client who keeps asking for more things to be changed while we keep charging.
Feels weird1 -
So Google is banning app access to Accessibility. So that's fun....
I get the security standpoint they are trying to make but this feels like the wrong move for the system. Feels like another knee jerk reaction by Google.2 -
Kidney failure feels EXACTLY like getting dangerously overheated & dehydrated while being seasick.3
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Some days getting better at programming just feels like learning more sophisticated ways of writing up spaghetti
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Meh-man has an interview later.
Meh-man is in a very rut and shitty mood since Monday.
Meh-man feels like he should care, but fuck everything.
Meh-man feels meh.7 -
1. I like critical thinking and problem solving.
2. Coding feels like the only thing I know how to do well.
3. It's fun! -
That moment when you make something work which uses something you don't understand fully 😁
*feels like a hacker*2 -
"Could not complete cursor operation because the table schema changed after the cursor was declared"
So, our customer is updating their side of the database, while their own users continue to use our software. Would've been nice if we got word of the maintenance window too.1 -
Nothing feels quite like starting an exploratory project with title "Just For Fun" on a cozy Christmas Eve.2
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What it feels like when you tell a newbie coder about reflection and all the stuff you can do with it.
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when client sends you an email and calls you to read it for you... seriously, what gives?!
if feels like green eggs and ham2 -
Company announced cuts a week ago. Feels like you are hanging forever. Just tell me if I'm in or out already!!!
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How to protect privacy and stay sane? It feels like I have to think and do everything or it's all useless...4
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Managing dependencies with npm or yarn feels like trying to communicate with a bunch of hipster kids. "Ugh omg I no longer hang in that namespace like that was so two weeks ago"
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I assigned work to my minions aka Jr. Devs for the first time. Feels great. Is this what being a CEO feels like?5
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I would sell my soul for some measurable progress
Feels like I've been in this step forever (literally only 3 or 4days) -
After solving that production issue which people debugged the entire night.. feels like..
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Teams like..
Goo goo goo job..
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i want to hone my skills by starting to work on a new project but it feels like i have writers block (coders block??) ugh
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It feels like I cannot take it anymore, waking up to goto work at 9 feels unbearable for a hacker. My mind doesn't work and it's routine as fuck. How do you guys do it?4
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5 minutes before the meeting, I get refreshed and start setting everything up. All in a sonic speed rush. Always feels like a movie! :D1
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I'm working on a JavaEE Webshop (Uni assignment) that has to send and receive JMS messages to and from a server, which is located inside the university network, so I have to use a VPN to run the shop. The problem is, the VPN is so goddamn slow that I get SocketTimeOutExceptions regularely! I have Gigabit-Connection, but with the VPN it slows down to ~1Mbps for whatever reason, which is apparently too slow for Java.2
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I recently graduated and got a full time job at a startup I really like. The software team is fairly small (less than 10 people) and they are all significantly older than me (8+ years). Definitely feels weird being a young-whipper snapper
Also kind of feels like I shouldnt be here. Not enough experience to contribute effectively you know4 -
only programmers can tell what this feels like sometimes it not funny expecially when trying to fix a bug.
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Just switched from Scala and its syntactic sugar to python and it just feels like :
Scala : Mary likes "football"
Python : WTF is Mary ???11 -
Feels good when you realize you type like you speak, without thinking about the letters. Only took me a long career to get here.
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Last day at current company feels like 😢When something ends something else begins! All that remains is the memories you create with people!2
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Storing de-normalized data in NoSql when used to relational data feels like I am vomiting on the database
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Trying to find a linux distro I like to replace Windows on my home pc... Didn't like the first 3 I tried, so I'm continuing to try others...but now it feels more like I'm trying to kill Windows
ಠ_ಠ14 -
Did you read Sophie’s World? Feels like it’s the introduction to Steven skeina’s Algorithms.
Just why is the question and answer.1 -
AHS season 7 feels like someone locked all member of the most annoying FB-groups on a filmset and said "Do something.".4
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Always feels cringy when this colleague of mine calls the devs of their application as "<insert_application_name> champions". Like champions of what? Champions of production rollback?
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My team feels like a bureaucracy multiple decision makers looping to one another causing confusion to developers.
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1. Brain feels like in motion without idle time. It's a very pleasurable feeling
2. Create things from scratch by myself
3. solving problems
Not all coding is like this, though. -
how many people in production support trying to learn programming on here? feels like having two jobs at once.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So in my groups project where we use ASP.NET Core MVC where we've needed to add identity. Now I've struggled with this soooo much only for today to get it to work.
The documentation for it (more specifically user roles) isn't very good, and most tutorials basically just do the same thing which has for me thrown exceptions left and right (and I don't even do anything special tbh) without any explanations. But today I finally got it to work, I can seed the database without getting told that there are no service for the RoleManager
and
it
feels
like
this
https://youtube.com/watch/...1 -
Asp.net before MVC, I'm talking all the VB syntax and .aspx files garbage. Feels like I'm working in the year 2003. 😭1
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Exercise feels like a must do, given that my job is sitting for hours on end, slamming my face on the keyboard.
Been working out 5 days a week, just a bit. Consistency is good and it feels nice seeing results even if they take a while. Definitely recommended!
Then I remembered that I can't "work out" my ugly mug. No matter the effort, you can't tone a fucked up face, chin, nose, whatever, like you can tone your arms or ass. Feels like a case of hard work vs talent, but worse.10 -
!rant
Is anyone familiar with Shadowrun? I'd like to ask if they "feel" like devRant it's the real-life equivalent to the Shadowland BBS.
I do, and it feels good.2 -
Am I the only one that feels like they're cheating when they use libraries like Angular to make stuff easier? I dont want to feel like that but it just seems to happen :/3
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!rant
Should I learn Java?
I've looked around on the internet and it seems like i should maybe but idk
just feels like i should ask le dev community :p2 -
Have patience. Learning is slow at first. But once you get a hang of things, it feels like painting on a canvas ^_^
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It feels like there is a rule of the internet that any code snippet visible is immediately subject to review by the comments.1
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I think my favourite one is Notepad++ I like things raw and out of distractions... Maybe because I write a lot of LaTeX and it feels like heaven...
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Haskell's foldl1 is do satisfying: "Folding" multidimensional arrays using a predicate feels like cheating. I feel dirty and clean everytime I use it...
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oh Gentlemen and ladies. TypeScript complains ae bout aeviry ting. eit feels like sum one is waitching ouver mi.4
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Is it just me or anybody else also feels like that DevRant will become like a social credit from Black Mirror ?3
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"I am Iron Man"
lol
it really feels like this.....only the true "Code-runners" can understand this...
kek
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When I normalize a database, it always feels like I cannot predict Cascading, leaving broken relationships and trash queries.2
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Anyone using skysilk vps here? Is it reliable? What are your thoughts?
The website design looks sketchy, feels like a fake hosting provider.3 -
Imagine you're on fire continuously running past a pit of scorpions. Being pressured kind of feels like this anyway.6
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For all the full stack developers- do you feel like going from building the ui to the actual implementation of the functionality, feels like your hands are being untied??
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!rant
found this android app dcoder where you can write code and it compiles/interept it on their server
and you can do some in/out challenges
feels like passing tests, the whole thing feels like work, but easier
and you can pick any language of the list to do the task, fuck cheap clients and their php 4 shared fucks -
Does anyone else also feels like "I knew it why I didn't try this way, this was easy" after using stackoverflow1
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Feel some lump under mom's skin.
Mom this feels like a module..i mean (what's tht thing..oh yeah) nodule.
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