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Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.
One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.12 -
I sent a professional letter to my boss telling him that i will leave after 15 days. He replied saying :
" stop that bullshit "19 -
If EA had developed their own Programming Language:
Iteration DLC ~20€
Condition DLC ~15€
Connectivity DLC ~12,99€
Gold Edition ~120€14 -
Friend: Your job is so easy. I just made a website in 15 mins.
Me: oh ok. Show me.
Friend: mynewwebsite.blogspot.com
Me: (facepalm)3 -
Programming is possibly the most relaxing job.
5% time programming
30% time searching the web
50% time thinking
15% time pretending to be thinking14 -
was thinking of buying an s8, but fuck samsung.
http://www.samsung.com/us/apps/
price of ssl certificate: about $15
price of samsung: about $254,000,000,000
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Just cloned a 90 GB Virtual Box, 15 minutes later when the clone was 90% done, I got an error message saying that I don't have enough disk space (I had only 80 GB). WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 15 MINUTES TO GET THAT INFORMATION????4
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This is why one shouldn't code in more than one language a day. Basically spent almost 15 minutes to find out why it wasn't working.
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Well, I did it.
I spent 45 minutes writing my first hacky, shell-and-python automation script to save me 15 seconds every morning.12 -
Social network preferences:
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574774367. Facebook19 -
Are you telling me that I could've learned Git in 15 minutes on git-scm.com opposed to wasting 3 days on the Udacity tutorial!?!9
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So, I was talking to a recruiter..... After 15 minutes of telling her what I do.....She asked are you into coding?
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I just spent 15 minutes typing a rant only to lose it when I switched apps.
Can I rant about Dev Rant?7 -
Sometimes I wonder what my non tech friends think about my search history ...
Source: https://hackernoon.com/15-jokes-onl...
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Google Drive says I've modified a file on... "January 15, 2021".
😐😐😐
Wow. Google is the new oracle.22 -
Iphone 8: no headphones
Iphone x: no home button
Iphone 11: no speakers
Iphone 13: no camera
Iphone 15: no screen
Iphone 16: no phone
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Spent 3 hours making a script that saves me 15 seconds every half an hour. Hmm not my best choice.8
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Windows environment variables dialog. What the actual fuck. For like 15 years you couldnt change the size of the fucking window.2
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Currently on the train to work:
*Guy pulls out his laptop
Me: *Oh nice. Dell laptop. Oh wait, shoot, that’s a Dell XPS 15. 😎Sweet!! Looks super clean. Get it boss, I salute you. Anyway, it’s probably running Windows 10 as expected. It’d be super cool if it run Ubuntu though.
*Guy lifts laptop lid.
Me: *Ahh, look how clean it is too. No fingerprints or smudges on the screen or keyboard. That’s my style. I like this guy. We can definitely share laptops.
*Guy powers on laptop
Me:*Woooooohooooo, no way!!! Gets a little tear of joy in my eyes. I want to hug this guy. This guy rocks. Oh mann, I want to start a conversation with him but can’t because another passenger is standing between us.
*The laptop run Ubuntu! 😍😱😁
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[14 dependencies]
"Geez this project has a lot of dependencies. I know, I should use a package manager!"
[15 dependencies]4 -
When you spend 15 minutes writing the code, and 4 hours coming up with the perfect name for the class/method/variable5
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It's 10% f*cks
20% will
15% concentrated power of beer
5% pleasure
And 50% pain
And 100% reason to remember be sane4 -
It's 1:15 am here in my country and I need to finish this to the university for today 😂😂😂 I wanna sleep
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Saw time in a digital clock (HH:MM) [05:14] thought I should take a 1 minute break and decided to start at 05:15.
2 seconds later its 05:15......fuuuuuuuuuuuu3 -
5" phones are too big.
15" laptops are too big.
Mid tower cases are too big.
Yet the market seems to disagree with me.24 -
Installing all the needed Latex dependencies on linux takes maybe 15 seconds, on windows I need 5GB of space and it takes forever to install.39
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Spent the last 15 minutes trying to extract the relative URL from location.href, until I found out that location.pathname does exactly that 😐1
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For the love of God, we don't care that you're failing to get 15 ++'s to get your sticker. Obviously, if it didn't get a measly 15, then your rant wasn't that relatable/funny/likeable. Ranting about ++'s isn't going to get your crap rants any more ++'s5
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I need 15 minutes to solve this bug.
... 3 hours later: I have no idea why my code doesn't work. :)1 -
Yes! Just installed my old screen saver from about 15 years ago. It's the matrix one, it's updated to work with El Capitan.
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!dev
Acourding to greenmotion, Germans only need 15 Minutes to assemble the Table I assambled today, while everybody else needs double the time.
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Oh my god VMWare 15 finnaly added an aspect ratio lock for VM's!!!!!!
Only took how fucking long?!5 -
It's because I'm still fixing those machines, Microsoft. I'm only one tech! Be patient, I still have 15% left to go. 🤣
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OS : Tail OS ✓
pass : 16+ ✓
Update password : every 15 days ✓
Mac address : spoofing ✓
Then you realise
Your Aadhar information is in gov DB.
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team downloading a library to solve in 12 hours problems I could code myself out in 15 minutes, complication as a service at its best.5
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When you're deep into coding and every 15 mins a project manager taps you on the shoulder to see how it's going.2
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Skipped the night, I feel like an old person now.
15 minutes later my wife steps in, happy 56th birthday.
I feel ancient right now!8 -
Client send email ... (15 seconds pass) ... client sends IM/Slack ... (15 seconds pass) ... client calls.
Me: Yes?
Client: Did you get my email asking how the project is coming along? Also, can you do this <totally unrelated> thing that will sidetrack you for 2 hours?3 -
I pressed the up arrow 15+ times,
to get to a 3-character alias,
of a 7-character command.
WTF is wrong with me !?4 -
Aww Yeh. Got them stickers. Thanks @dfox, @trogus. And to you guys for getting my post to 20++. XPS 15 looking slick.
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Employee: we have 15 years of Stored Procedures
Boss: just because we been doing it for 15 years doesn’t mean we should continue.
Boss coming in clutch.3 -
What if "I Accept" button for Terms & Conditions is disabled for 10 15 mins before proceeding for installing??9
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I have to study for bible study finals... 15 pages of summary. Yes, 15 pages for just a summary.
I don’t even wanna learn this shit 😭
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And here I am again,
15 minutes to midnight and searching the internet for a new, cool Distro I could try.9 -
30 years programming (I'm 38)
15 years as a professional
Triplebyte thinks my coding and debugging skills are poor
What the actual fuck16 -
Approximately 15 years ago, at school, I had one friend that learned to code in Delphi. One day he came to me and said:
Dude! I made a program that creates a 2GB file!!! (15 years ago 2GB were a lot of memory)
- What is in this file? - I asked.
- Nothing! It's just 2GB!!!
- It's fucking AWESOME!!!3 -
And if you don't know, now you know
"Microsoft will adopt Google Chrome's controversial Manifest V3 in Edge"
https://theregister.com/2020/10/...24 -
The first things a person tells me when I come over to help them:
10%: I don't understand what to do
15%: Why is there an error? (mostly typos)
15%: I don't understand this error. (debugging required)
60%: Wtf, why is it working now?
I feel like my sole presence makes bugs disappear 😎3 -
9 hours into a *serious call*... "hey team, let's try the thing *taylorviktorya * suggested 15 minutes in"
Without fail. Usually, it's check spelling, semicolons, and syntax. -
Congratulate me! My facebook account turned 15 years, and to celebrate it I've requested for it to be deleted 🎉🎊
Next stop: instagram5 -
Shit programmers annoy me... But It looks like I can make money from that....
P.s a website should never take 15 seconds to load .... Crazy5 -
I have one confession.
I have never ever in 15 years of coding used switch case...
Never liked the syntax.
Am i the onlyone ?17 -
I took a web scraper that took several hours, made it multithreaded and got it down to about 15 minutes. Pretty satisfying.7
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Like restaurants in New York, you can learn a new Javascript framework every month for 15 years and never learn the same framework twice
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I kept getting the same AttributeError like 15 times in a row and picked up my graduation rubber ducky and screamed "I DONT FUCKING KNOW"1
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“In 15 years, do you see X still being there? No? Then fuck it” - my manager on how to handle “important” decisions4
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Still waiting for someone to come and get me at the front desk. Been here for 15 minutes. Oh, this project will be fun!!!3
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Tomorrow’s schedule:
7am-8: Yoga
8:45-10: Retro
10:15-10:45: Team Meeting
11-11:30: Interview
11:30-Noon: New project meeting
Noon-1pm: Foster care meeting with case worker (monthly check-in)
1pm-1:30: Train co-worker on how to restore databases
2pm-3pm : Onboard new DBA
3:15-4:15: Conference with AWS partner
Yup. I think I’ll complete a perfect zero LOC tomorrow. Oh, I’m also on-call.2 -
> 1 hr meeting
> 30 min free
> 30 min meeting
> 3 hour meeting
> 30 min free
> 15 min "check point"
> How hard is concrete from 20 stories?!1 -
hey guys, I recently created a classical game of 15 Puzzle. Feedbacks are appreciated. https://15puzzle.netlify.com
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Spent last 2 days thinking of a good App Idea for a Hackathon. About 15 ideas later
Error 404: Shit to do not found!2 -
I finally bit the bullet and got a 2018 macbook pro i7 with 1 terabyte ssd. I've been needing a personal laptop for development for awhile. I thought about going full Linux but it's tough finding Linux laptops that support thunderbolt 3 charging.
I tried to make Windows and WLS work. But it's a pain getting my Golang, GCP, and Kubernetes workflow setup on it. I keep having to jump command prompts and it annoys the shit out of me. Going multi monitor helps a lot, but I like to be at coffee shops and code.
I feel sick a out giving Apple more money especially $3,000. But it was money well spent. My workflow is seamless and unlike on my Windows laptop I dont spend 3 to 4 days just setting up my environment.15 -
15 min till technical interview with IBM:
Trying to convince myself I’m not an imposter. 🙃
10 min after the interview:
I’m thinking how for the last 15 min of the interview they were pitching about how great the life at IBM is and why I should join.21 -
Development time : 1 month
Architecture: 5 days
Writing code: 5 days
Testing: 5 days
Deciding variable/service/entity names: 15 days4 -
w3schools around the age of 15. The rest I learned through my study and from friends (learned NodeJS from a friend for example)
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I need new mobile hardware because my old netbook from 2010 just doesn't cut it anymore.
I've ordered this fellow here: https://tuxedocomputers.com/en/...
AMD 4700U (TDP 15 W), iGPU only, 2x16 GB 3200 RAM, 2 TB Evo 860. Delivery in November because APU-only laptops are totally hot RN.
Maybe I can install Mint on that if I go for a 5.8 mainline kernel. At least it has Intel wifi, not Broadcom.12 -
Indian Companies:
"We want you to join us within 15 days"
* Employee resigns *
"We want you to serve 2 months of notice period"
#Madafukas2 -
NOTHING FUCKING WORKS OMG.
I WANT YOU TO RUN EVERY FUCKING 15 MINUTES, IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD? THE ONLY THING THAT'S GOING TO BE HARD AROUND HERE, IS ME!
Geez, all I am trying to do is to run a php script every 15 minutes, and literally every solution I have tried has failed...4 -
I have upvoted good questions, helpful comments and useful answers on SO for a long time now, although I don’t have enough reputation (15 needed to count upvotes).
Once I reach this 15 points get ready for a big rain of upvotes 😁2 -
What a distraction from SO.
it makes me remember youtube. *Open some IT stuff video, 15 minutes lates, watch how a giraffe giving her baby..
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After like 15 odd years using MySQL I'm about to delve into the world of document orientated databases ... Wish me luck :)5
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Got fresh battery for my laptop from Green Cell. Finally can use it for longer than 15 minutes without charger....
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Snapchat introduced stories, WhatsApp copied it.
Now its time for Facebook stories.
Stories everywhere! Copycats!
https://techcrunch.com/2017/03/...
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Eight years of legacy consolidated in one frontend repo. Felt like an archaeologist digging up React 15, then Backbone, then jQuery and other ancient relics.6
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When you "think" got rid of some errors and end up making 15 more errors. You be like "I WANT MY OLD ERRORS BACK RN!"3
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Building software for other people for a living for 15 years has taught me how to hate the only thing I was ever much good at.2
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> npm start
* proceeds to leave the workstation for coffee / tea / slack off
* comes back 15' later
* leaves again
Thanks, Brian.5 -
Monday morning ticket:
Do the Amgular Update for our webapp.
From 9 to 15...
May god have mercy on my backend developer soul.4 -
working against a database over a bugged VPN connection, which gives you periodically timeouts, after the request takes 15 minutes 😑
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That feeling when you've been on holidays for 15 days and the `$git pull origin master` take hours...3
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iPhone 15: Apple to release an option to close recent apps all at once by click of a button.
iPhone users:
2 -
Slowly increase the users of our system from 5 to 15. The dal is fucking garbage so it gets slower and slower...
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Stuck in writing some e2e tests for 15 hrs. Decided to say fuck it and go to bed only to wake up and solve the problem in 15 mins. Again sleep is the best debugger man 15 hrs is alot of hours staring at a damn screen.2
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Stuck in a stalemate maths eq, guess I'm bad at it
case 1:
971 - 291 = 680
680 - 15 = 665
case 2:
291-15 = 276
971 - 276 = 695
Why the fuck both eq different?4 -
Windows is getting dumber by the minute.
It now forgot how time works completely.
I setup nightmode to start at 21:30 and end at 11:15, and guess what, it just activated night mode at 11:15 (!)
I hate windows for all it's downgrading my life to pointlessness...4 -
15 mins before the Production Release, after accidentally merging the Dev branch with the Master one :)2
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Settling with the fact that you will start with 15-20 game changing ideas, but in the last will complete only 1-2(read 0)
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Have you guys used modafinil to stay focus for long hours be it coding or studying. I worked 15 hours none stop3
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I want to talk at a frontend conference. I've been dev'ing for 15 years. What do y'all want to know. Comment and up vote topics.4
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When you rewrite a macro 15 times before you realise that you never needed a macro in the first place
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I've got 2 questions.
1. Are there any laptops better than a maxed out Dell XPS 15 for a similar price?
2. Once I buy my new laptop I want to experiment with Linux (never used it before). Is there some really good tutorial out there to help me get it working and figure out how it works and what the best way to use it is?4 -
I'd learn everything I see
Reading books by just looking at the pages, done in 15 minutes? It would be awesome! -
Soo I got my first email from a recruiter.. Subject: "Your Github profile " + accountname (of an account that i renamed 5 months ago which now gives a 404 btw). I'm 15 and my github profile doesnt have the "avaible for hive" Option checked. why exactly do you want to hire me again?2
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Wasted 15 minutes by:
Put the `done` in the `describe()` callback instead if the `it()` callback in a mocha test.
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New version release Saturday morning. We have 3 hours window I plan to do it in 15 minutes and don’t loose weekend.
Wish me luck.6 -
When you remember 15 minutes before class that you were supposed to do Junit tests for your assignment also. Wooopsie.
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Am i the the only whose laptop can't afford to compile a fucking app at android studio without having to wait 15 fucking minutes.8
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Was always happy with my 24" 1080p monitor. Then got a laptop with a 15" 1080p, and suddenly I need a better monitor...
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After party weekend trying my best being on time.
I am 15 minutes to later then I normally start.
I'm still the first
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Best advice i was given (credit to my aunt), when you're struggling to get into something just do 15 minutes work, then allow 15 minute procrastination as a reward, then 15 mins work again, another 15 min procrastination, keep going until the work's done or you stop needing a break. Usually after the first hour of this I've got my motivation back.
When I was at school I went from a C grade student to an A grade student with this technique.2 -
memcpy( _ticket.getData(), "\0\0\0\0\0\0", 6 );
... 15 times alike in one file.
Must be from the old ages, before memset was invented. -
Found that in the sources..
var devRantBall = 150;
for (var i = 0; myRants.lenght > i; i++){
if (myRants[i] > devRantBall / 10) {
devRantBall += 15;
Fml();
}
}4 -
WHAT THE FUCK! why is it so fucking hard to add a startup script in Fedora 15. ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?7
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Trying to add money to a prepaid SIM card today. Their website is a mess. Plus and minus buttons were not functioning, so my only option was to add 15 euro. Checked the console, no errors. Tried triggering the buttons jQuery, no luck. Found a data value attached to the submit button set to 15. Changed to 10, clicked submit, and BOOM, it worked! You just got engineered!
After I paid, I was curious, went back and set it to -15, and tried it again. Unfortunately, they know about backend validation. -
Anyone going to Florence for Scala Italy conference 14-15 Sept?
...or - anyone from Florence here at all?:)2 -
Oi, typescript, why do you take 15 seconds to transpile my project!?
It's a waiting game for the unit test to even start :/4 -
Didn’t affect dating.
But on call sometimes has affected what will be 15 years of marriage this year. -
Today we trunkated a table with 15 milion keywords for our search engine. It did feel very scary... With @Jappe and @hahaha1234
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When you add console.log above your buggy code, but after 15 changes you forget to update the real code and you spend 15 minutes scratching your head because you can't fathom why your last change didn't fix the problem...
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Do you consider a nice laptop an investment? (I'm planning to buy one and pay it with credit for 15 months)8
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I'm planning to buy Dell XPS 15" latest model in the near future and will do a triple boot: windows, Ubuntu and Hackintosh. I hope that is possible.
Also I hope the latest 2018 15" macbook pro will have no touch bar, no butterfly keyboard, no dongle life. But that's just a fantasy so I'm excited for Dell XPS -
I was proud of myself before when I saw myself as a freelancer having multiple clients of my own.
And then, I took my yearly account balance out and saw how much I made from 15 Oct 2022 to 15 Oct 2023.
I got humbled right away and understood, why people go for one full-time corporate job rather than freelancing.5 -
"We are flexible with the arrivals, always when you accomplish your hours".
Missing detail: they don't open even 15 min early or close 15 min late. So how the fuck is that flexible?3 -
Love having ssh access to lab computers. Running a grid search with 15 folds for 468 candidates. Let's see how long this takes...
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Are the new stickers going to be distributed to 15 ++'s or are the original ones still going to be the ones to be offered? @dfox3
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Courage...$300 picture book. What next $1000 Betamax of Jobs on the toilet.
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Dat $15 dollar game maker humble bundle, I dont know if I will ever need it but damn it feels gud.1
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Good developers timebox themselves to 15 minutes before asking a question
How do I learn react, jsx, typescript, graphql in 15 minutes to solve my problem or figure out good questions to ask
fml , what are good career alternatives5 -
Tried downloading blocktrail php sdk ended up waiting 15 min to download 79 dependencies for it to work
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I pass my weekends working on 15 years of picture not classify .... Its 3am and im on it ... Jezuz cry
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facebook/meta:you have to be able to do 2 leetcode mediums in 15 minutes each for our technical screening
me: well guess ill just die1 -
Certain Popular Fruit Company Phone 15.
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