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So @Linux suggested to make a face revealing rant!
This is the face behind @linuxxx! post yours BUT only if you're comfortable with it :).
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Me: Goodnight!!
Brain: psst..
Me: What?
Brain: How can you just leave that piece of code behind? Unfinished?7 -
I want to make a worm that recognizes when the user is using headphones and occasionally play a silent footstep sound behind them.7
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The company behind ads on dutch national news sites/tv stations is stopping with tracking ads.
The interesting reason behind that IMO is that they have this very simple 'banner' which asks in a very understandable way whether people want (or not) tracking shit/cookies placed/loaded on their browser.
Apparently 90% of all visitors go for the "No" option so they don't see the point in continuing to try it anymore.
Awesome!5 -
Those feelings you get when you know @dfox can see you in he's rear view mirror.
https://c0d4-101.github.io/devRant-...
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I FUCKING HATE WAITING FOR PEOPLE.
It feels like a full quarter of my life is wasted just goddamn WAITING.
Fuck off.
From now on I'm just leaving whomever behind.11 -
In our office, everyone is placed so that we have a wall behind us. Initially, there was enough room behind us so that we can walk just fine.
Everything was fine till our manager didn't start making us some random visits and standing behind us just looking at our screens and making us feel unpleasant.
So one day we moved the tables so there is almost no room behind us. And we are aligned in a row with no space between the tables. Now if the manager decided to do it again he would have to struggle his way behind us.
Few days passed by and our manager finally showed he saw what we did, didn't say anything. It was clear that he wasn't happy about it. He tried to lean himself over the monitors to take a look but that was just not so as "good" as standing behind us...
A time passed and one day when we came to work we saw the tables moved forward some 15-20cm just enough to be able to move behind. Almost immediately we pulled them back as they were before.
We moved back and forward already few times and are currently playing cat and mouse with our manager.
Noone is saying anything just the tables are moving every 2-3 days or so. Let's see who is going to give up first hahaha13 -
I have been working on a project I call Pipelines. The idea behind the project is that it will be a centralized dashboard for you to receive Webhooks on.27
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Can't believe the US are talking about removing protection for net neutrality. I'm not based in the US, but hope devs out there are getting behind Net neutrality day and Battle for the net
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Just went skydiving. Realized I probably should have left behind all my clients' site admin passwords in case my chute didn't open. Turns out I'm still alive so no harm done.8
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🤠:Hello, I need a website for my professional website. But anything more than $500 is unrealistic.
Translation
🤡:I am a stupid assclown that the future will leave behind and time will forget.22 -
I'm still trying to understand the logic behind WhatsApp notifying you the user has deleted the message 🤦♀️
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That awkward/awesome moment when you are looking at dank memes at work and your boss is standing behind you and laughs :')1
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Our lecturer writes "extends Object" behind every class in Java. I don t want to live on this planet anymore3
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By learning the basis of things instead of just using them.
for example I learn cryptographic algorithms behind ssl instead of just using it.6 -
My computer science teacher is very sly: while you are working he stands right behind you for some time, so you start writing good code, functions for everything, perfect indentation... But you don't know if he is still behind you, and you're not brave enough to look back, so you write good code for the rest of the lesson.
What a good prof8 -
You notice that you're a programmer when you automatically put a semicolon behind a closing bracket in an email instead of a dot.4
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We had to learn flash and actionscript because it is the future of the Internet! That was only 2 years ago. Apparently that teacher also added silverlight after I graduated...1
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We have this Lukas Podolski paper display someone swiped at a soccer club store. So we hide the fucker in offices, bathroom stalls or behind doors and people get scared shitless.
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$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f
... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.6 -
getting onto the elevator just behind someone,
like 3 seconds behind him,
he presses his floor and doesn't press the hold doors option, doors close on me , coffee goes all over the place
Fuck that Ballbag, hope he eats sumthing dodgy and he shits himself!!6 -
Project manager: I see you all are running behind schedule. Let me add some more people to....
All(in unison): NOOOOO
#TrueStory1 -
PM says you are spending too much time testing. Fast forward to a production bug and they are standing behind you while you are frantically coding saying "this should have been tested more".7
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uhh interesting, bing search engine algorithm open sourced.
Will anybody have a look at it?
https://techcrunch.com/2019/05/...6 -
What's the meaning/story/idea behind your username?
PS.- don't bother if your actual name is your username76 -
Bought a new mouse, had to crawl behind my computer under the table... I don't know how could i free myself from the grasp of the cable jungle... Still shaking...2
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Many kudos to the guys behind devRant for incrementally adding features that actually work out of the box.3
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My company logic behind the system I want and the system that I don't want... And that too for android application development... Duhhhh
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```
Your branch is behind 'origin/master' by 562 commits, and can be fast-forwarded.
(use "git pull" to update your local branch)
```
`$ git pull`
```
251 files changed, 103274 insertions(+), 1361 deletions(-)
```
okay fuck.10 -
*describes problem that a system doesn't work behind an nginx proxy, routing to another nginx instance*
*some random "expert" jumps in*
hurrdurr: It works behind nginx proxy, with APACHE, I don't even get why you would want to run nginx behind nginx omg9 -
I am sick of Greta Thunberg fad. No this is not political but a social rant. I hate any ideology hiding behind children.33
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Behind schedule on my current delivery, but it could be worse
Article: https://pcmag.com/news/361070/...
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When you have dependency issues and can't work it out...
Just run
#npm install all-packages
And wait a millennia
https://npm.io/package/...
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To all those who want to abandon ship like a sheep without thinking.....................
Sometimes reading the reasoning behind GitHub acquisition helps.
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Article about "best chromium alternatives"
- First is opera
- Second is Vivaldi
Fucking zero brain cells. Entirely braindead. Not a single god damned thought behind the eyes.22 -
Technology moves too fast for it to ever be academically taught. Either you learn it by yourself or you get left behind.3
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Me: I want to be a dev..
Mom: But you only sit in front of the computer to play games.
Me: That's not what I always do.
Mom: Then why are you sitting behind the computer all the time.
Me: To make software. Most of the time you clearly see me typing code.
Mom: No, I can't trust you, you play too much games. Study hard and get another job.
Me: *Middle finger behind a back.*5 -
Once again, I was lazily internetting and then there it was..
Some wild JavaScript lurking behind an ad.
God bless ads, God bless JavaScript.
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I've been neglecting my 150 stars github library for the past month because I don't have time... Feel bad about it (9 open issues 1 nice pull request and one behind example library)2
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That moment when an application you use crashes or bugs, and you definitely know that the developer behind it was too lazy to proper implement it! 😱😱
#thankyoulazybastard 😡2 -
Sometimes I feel like I'm not really a developer. I don't know how to explain this.
I know some stuff but I feel like I am always behind no matter what...11 -
Old setup of mine. I'll post a new one when I go to another adventure.
the black thing behind the laptop is my sneaker, and sorry it's a repost
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And now I finally know the actual story behind a pic I commonly use
... 5 years after it happened....
https://wired.com/2012/06/...
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After typeing this:
interface IDeviceTypeTraitPropertyPropertyDefintionMap {
I feel like I need to take my self out behind the shed, for the good of humanity...2 -
Do you ever wonder if your coworkers talk about you behind your back? Or wonder if they hate you? Or am I just too paranoid?5
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2 day national holiday and i thought to myself "aaaah finally i can make up for the deadlines which im behind on!"
*spends the entir day procrastinating*3 -
The local news came to my coworking space looking for some sound bytes, I was chosen and very carefully opened up devrant on the monitor behind me before she started.5
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ITT: Best/most professional ways to ask your coworker "What the hell are you thinking?!"
I'll start: "Whats the reasoning behind that?"7 -
Got my new cisco sticker and it is sticked behind my phone.
What? You're waiting for a photo of it?
I'm waaaay too tired to do that!
So just imagine my sticker :p1 -
Years ago we hired a new employee in our department, her first week was kind of slow, she had training materials to get through but otherwise didn't have much newby work for her. I noticed she was missing one day, she wasn't at her desk or in the area training, I found her hiding behind a door playing a video game and texting on her phone. She didn't last long there. She should have asked for something to do, or asked what she could be doing, instead of sneaking off and playing on her phone.3
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Next major version of spring will require Java 17.
Bloody finally. Hope this gives corporations the kick up the behind they need to move beyond 8.7 -
After 8 days sleeping 1 to 3 hours a night and not eating, today I slept 12h straight...
Oh man, I feel another... Even the electricity behind my eyes stopped. Me happy -
A fellow <insert some data science title here> giving me more acknowledgement than all of the old guys running the show and, erm, "leading"?
Fucker left me behind, good for him.
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I need someone standing behind me 24/7 making sure I don't try to String == "test"
Just wasted half an hour wondering why nothing was happening11 -
When you feel like your falling behind because at work you don't unit test, use dependency injection or pretty much anything the devs in the community discuss.2
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Unemployment..
Learned tons about physics, chemical bindings, chemistry, and so on..
Even stuff like math behind music.
Having some time off is really valuable..3 -
I don't judge whoever wrote this line in one of the projects I've been working on
return 0.ToString()
Like, really, there has to be a LOGICAL, and REASONABLE explanation behind it, right?... RIGHT?!4 -
So in C++ there is no garbage collector to clean up the mess u leave behind?
And now i feel like a garbage collector.... always cleaning up after monkeys... :(
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What is the porpose of this key next to the left shift??? Instead of giving me a wider shift key, you gave me two forward slash keys... WHY?! I suspect Microsoft is behind that.
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just got directly sneezed on in the office from someone walking behind me. Turns out he's full of a cold.
That's my November fucked then
t**t15 -
RPi 4 is hard to get your hands on it seems.
Really debating buying it though, 4 GB is enticing, but I just don't see a place for it. I have a surplus of machines which are much more powerful and accessible (Display ports - not mini HDMI)
And let's not forget the sub-2GHz clock speed. My desktop goes to 5, and my server isn't far behind. And my laptop isn't far behind that. And my other laptop isn't far behind that. But this new Pi would be far far behind that.
Not to mention the ARM architecture. There have been leaps and bounds made since the Pi first came out in terms of support for ARM (Most certainly fueled by the Android craze) but it still isn't x64, is it?
If I were 13 again and I didn't have all of the toys that I do now, I would be elated at the launch of the Pi 4. But as it stands, I don't see a use for it. Maybe nostalgia.19 -
Perk of being a web developer.
When a website tries to hide its content behind a pop-up become I have an ad-blocker. I can "display:none" that stuff away.4 -
Sneaky robot uprising - just went to the bathroom to check how well Roomba cleaned up and that sneaky little bastard was waiting behind the doors and closed them after me (from outside) and kept sweeping behind the doors for a while. It lost interest eventually and left, but surprised me.2
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How do you guys handle a client who is two months behind in payments?
I am building a website for a local business and the owner is very far behind in paying. I am a bit behind in the development schedule, but he is in the know about the status and progress of the website and I’ve reminded him multiple times.14 -
We should stop dividing ourselves between languages, frameworks and OS and star dividing ourselves between smart and stupid.
The hammer is not the one smashing toes, the moron behind it is.3 -
Best: completely switching to (void)-Linux and leaving winblows behind me in the dirt.
Worst: everything else1 -
Thought;
Why is there not much support behind the open and free CA "CACert" that has been around much longer then Let's Encrypt?9 -
"the footer of the site is broken"
seriously, f..k wysiwyg-editors!
all they do is creating invalid bloated html and I'm supposed to clean up the mess behind the content managers...7 -
The most annoying thing about having a favourite language and being fast/ experienced in using it is, that you need to bring up a lot of power to leave it behind for something else. :/1
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What is the thought process which goes behind wearing a mask on a video call meeting?
[a] virtue signalling
[b] Idiocy
[c] <insert your answer>11 -
Documentation? That's the stuff of dreams for us.
Instead we have ancient code written by people who have long left / forgotten with no idea what the cryptic mess they left behind does. -
While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me
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Like to use devrant on company system too.. but my fucking new place just in front of manager. It seems like whole galaxy is sitting behind me to watch what I do :|3
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The Cranberries - Zombie
This song still sends shivers through my spine and the sad message behind the song. -
When some weirdo accused me of being a hive mind with a team behind me. The best compliment I’ve ever received.4
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Every time I see a client open ssh or rdp to the world when the servers sit behind a vpn, I die a little inside.4
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People usually ask "Whats the story behind your username?", so, i got a new idea..
Whats the story behind your password?13 -
Why is my todo list neverending ??? Like, goddammit I need to sit down and read a book without being behind on some deadline!
... Wait, gotta go, I'm behind for some paper's deadlines. 😶😑5 -
Does anyone ever fear falling behind the technology 8-ball.
I made a career move from web dev to mainframe in COBOL. I've been here two weeks and feel like learning COBOL is wasting my time and making me fall behind.
Thoughts?10 -
Can someone tell me what's with the yellow rubber ducks? What is the story behind it ( or its usage which , i guess, is related to debugging)?4
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Nothing feels more dead than ur shitty windows Lap going updating mode in a training session surrounded by whole lot of mac users....!
Yeah mothaf**** I can hear u laughing behind me.! -
Just passed technical verification for senior dev, then went to subway. Question from the lady behind counter where tougher :P2
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Window not responding... should I wait for it? Nope, this isn't my first rodeo. Checking for dialog behind window FTW.2
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Wow didn't know devrant evolved from jsrant. @dfox what's the story behind devrant like what was the motivation.
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This co-worker was straight out nuts who bullshitted his way into the company. Man he smelt like shit. The fucked up part was one day I noticed my other co - workers walking behind him weirdly. Well word got around that he shit his pants and the other co workers were walking behind him sniffing his pants having a laugh. I still don't know where we got these workers from.
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Why most of the Universities still uses Turbo C++ ? Instead we have many alternatives to that, want to know the reason behind it.12
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Trying to explain to my remote colleague the ABSOLUTE SODDING MESS he's left behind because he's decided to bypass Apollo/GraphQL and interface directly with the NoSQL db.1
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There is someone behind me who literally types so hard that I think they keyboard will break...
Pressing every key as hard as you can won't help ffs....1 -
Uninstalling Visual Studio is a mess. It'll leave behind hundreds of silly component, which is funny because the main reason I started the process was to clean up a possibly corrupt installation. It also left behind a Docker tool component, which I can't uninstall cause that installer needs VS itself :D1
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Need to finish a demonstration ASAP as I'm already behind schedule.
(don't judge me ಠ_ಠ)
Start working, laptop restarts for fuck knows why and doesn't wanna log in.
Now this..
THANKS MICROSOFT!
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Knowing what happens behind the scenes. It's amazing what you can find once you dig deep into someone's library that you're using.
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Why do people like or even use Discord?
It is the same people behind OpenFeint and Discord - which has some lawsuits against it because the app installed shit on mobile phones without users consents13 -
A small part wants to know what is behind this link ...
If I decrypt the message correctly is says in German: "update of your credit rating. All infos: {link}"
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How would you support multiple versions of an API and why?
- Multiple version instances behind a load balancer.
- Versioned controllers behind a proxy.
Curious to hear yours thoughts and reasoning.2 -
I know change is hard. I know time is precious. But if you're not using ES6 now, you're getting left behind.4
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https://eelo.io looks very interesting, especially for the privacy aware.. :)
On a nostalgia note; Behind the company, it's said to be the creator of Mandrake.9 -
Those coding competitions like adventofcode.com tho, where people actually solve the tasks in a minute or two, whereas I just finished reading the little story behind them.
I want to see their solutions!1 -
To make a semi-meaningful (or really any kind of) contribution to the Linux kernel. Like just to leave something useful behind in general.2
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An overview of GNU make rules: targets, prerequisites, special targets and more: https://monades.roperzh.com/redisco...
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What's your experience with continuous delivery? On every push to the master, the complete current codebase goes to production.
Of course not visible to all the users, but hidden behind feature flags.7 -
I was attending a client demo meeting and all of a sudden a tone comes up from behind. And it's Clash of clans.
Coc kills boredom1 -
This is bloody annoying me! On Windows 10 while you have taskbar on top (because that's most comfortable for me) most of apps show behind the taskbar :<
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What if those who’ve been defending the use of tabs over spaces realized they’re actually using soft tabs (spaces behind the scenes) after all? 🤔🤔🤔14
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when you look in the mirror and see something unfamiliar behind you, remember
objects in mirror are closer than they appear.8 -
a telecom company whose 4g network's call drop is 65% of total calls. :) wonder what devOps is committing crime behind those chairs6
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Friend:
look! I've got privacy filters for all my devices!
Me:
Great! That's definitely gonna help!
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I read: "Don't change your implementation to do tests"
Then I read: "If it's too hard to test, your implementation is too complex"
Then we can get into test terminology itself, which is its own mess:
http://xunitpatterns.com/Mocks,%20F...
sheesh, if you thought the whole javascript / framework / web ecosystem always feels immature and behind other areas of software, i'm about to argue that testing patterns are even further behind8 -
*manager behind my back
me working on vim
manager thinking hell he knows this s***
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Our office setup sucks.
Wherever I sit, there's always a (non-dimmable) window right in front of me, or right behind me.
If it's in front of me, I squint the entire day and my eyes hurt. If it's behind me, I look into the glare the entire day and then my eyes hurt.
I feel demoralized because of it.
I've even turned on light theme again to mitigate this. Blasphemy 😥2 -
I was honest with the COO about my current opinion about my manager, and now we wait to see if my manager has a conniption about me speaking out about them behind their back.5
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There is an easter egg in chrome devtools behind a colorful icon.
I just want to say fuck you to whoever wrote that message10 -
Simple reminder. The joke behind this is that he said everyone will forget about it soon. I have a recurrent appointment about it
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Client: I'm not able to see the mount storage
Me: share your configuration
Client: 📃
Me: (frustrated but still kind and polite) I see the ports are swapped between hosts which is the culprit behind the issue.
Me: can I ask the reason behind doing this?
Client: I thought red color goes left and aqua goes right.
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Why Windows 10 sucks so bad if you try to use it with taskbar on top?! Like every window behind the taskbar. It's annoying!1
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Google showed so many nice things for Android. Curious to see what Apple will show next month .. they are getting left behind ..
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I'll let "procrastination" behind me, indeed I shouldn't be doing this rand :/, I back to work, love u, happy new year.
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Why tf is there no option for opening new windows as a modal dialog in asp.net from code behind. Tired of that shit.2
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I understand the good intentions behind a client wanting to be helpful, but...
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. -
You know morons are in control when they block you, and you can just browse in private mode to see all their shit & them backstabbing you after the fact...
Hero behind a keyboard 🤦♂️🤷♂️4 -
Boss just repositioned the security camera we use to watch the front door right behind me, with perfect view of me and my monitor.....micro manage much....1
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We have company wide communications such as Skype and WebEx, so why the fuck do people feel the need to hold an ad hoc meeting right behind my desk? Thank God for NC headphones.2
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What would be cool as a feature? Getting notifications when people downvote you. Let's see who has the balls to downvote instead of hiding behind a screen and punching a "--"5
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Bug: attach an image to a rant, then remove it and tap add image again.
Gallery opens, devRant crashes behind
Oneplus 3T, android 8, there's no update available in play store...6 -
The dev behind me just send some code changes to another dev because those two dont want (or are just too stupid) to merge their code with git...2
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I like the German System. You learn theory and Real Life practice in conjuncture. It teaches you the Industrie at large and the theory behind it13
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I've honestly never understood the reason behind the hate PHP gets.
Almost everyone says they hate it, but I am yet to see a proper explanation for it.15 -
Ugh... those feels when your 2 year old gaming PC is already falling way behind on benchmarks and handling games. AMD FX sucks so hard.5
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why are you not using HTML5 to create your own super computers and AI's?
source: https://truckinginfo.com/330475/...
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Not working side projects enough. Really puts me behind where I could be but working 9-7 5 days a week I really CBA in my spare time.1
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So... Quick question, how do I enable Devrant plus again?
Had to stop behind a supporter 2 years ago cause of unemployment, now I want back in :p3 -
Coworker was on cppcon (hope it's the name) and apparently Visual Studio debugger is gonna have "step back" ability !
Holy proper shit, I'd love to be among the engineers behind this, awesome1 -
Google map: "turn left your destination will be on your left", and 2 seconds later, "turn right and your destination will be on your right". 😐 So my destination is behind me?
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When you have a fever and your body feels sore but you still code because you are lagging behind on your timeline. Ugh.
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The main driver behind my use of social media is work meetings. Thank god for no requirement to have camera on.1
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https://medium.com/androidiots/...
Found a great article finally, talking about the android runtime and behind the scenes. Good job @androidiots.1 -
I love Django, the philosophy behind it and how smart it is. I hate the Python ecosystem. virtualenv and pip is really dump e.g.4
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3 release branches for version 3.4. All of which are both behind and ahead of the other. Newest version of app. 2.1.5. Because versioning.
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Working through ruby a tech test yesterday and seeing a bunch of people finish before me. 6 weeks ago I could have done this in my sleep, now I'm lagging behind the people who lag behind.....
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We all have an underlying project; to either sustain this planet or leave it. Hopefully the foundation we leave behind will allow one of those to become reality when it becomes truly pressing.
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And so behind the great purge...
If all the accounts I have signed into with my Yahoo email address...3 -
SSL issues when behind a proxy.. i think.
Troubleshooting and solving issues are difficult when you just follow a guide about something you need :i -
Visiting homes with a UI dev; I explained him to be cautious with cosmetic restorations...
"Sometime people just changes the views without updating the backend. You can have funny surprise when you look behind" -
I started in school when I wanted to know what the world behind drag and drop was and how people could make machines work on a basis of words on a screen.2
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I don't understand the logic behind Linkedin messages where recruiters (or anyone else) write their name after "kind regards". It's not paper letter, their name and photo are clearly visible.5
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Love me
I have pretty white skin
And nice shapely legs
And say sweet things while giving a hollow smile with a hint of malice behind my eyes *bats eyelashes*20 -
The world is going crazy behind KSIvsLoganPaul fight...now I am thinking...I should have made a website for live updates...6
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StackOverflow developer survey is out.
Python is now ranked 2nd as the most loved programming language behind Rust.... wait, what? Rust!?!?!
https://insights.stackoverflow.com/...4 -
Sitting in a lecture where the lecture is pro-android and completely clueless on what goes on behind the scene.
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CREA DDF (Canada Real state listings API) is what you get when government fucks with technology.
Holy shit! So f*cking inefficient to use it, test it and get data.
I get the protection behind sensitive data but fuck me if there is not a lot of waiting behind their fucking application process just to fetch some testing data.1 -
Just force rebooted a NFC debit Card Reader because my sports Card was behind it haha, dang they boot fast
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Do you type faster and more efficient when the boss is standing behind you or slow down and stop eventually?5
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What's the best service for managing large amounts of session data in Azure - servers are going behind a load balancer this week and we have too many options for storing session state4
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What do you do if you have a superior colleague consistently subtweeting you and caught talking behind your back?6
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♫ It's high time we reviewed our design, ♫
♫ The code behind our system is just too byzantine, ♫
♫ We'll rewrite all the legacy and take it off line, ♫
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!rant
Im fckin in love with parse-server!!!
How easily she configured and run smoothly behind my backend makes me want to marry her.
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And so begins the start of Spring, where I emerge from the slide of my study room and behind my computer and books... Sort of...
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For realz tho I love doing the research behind advanced mathematics. I love watching 3 blue 1 Brown and math problems like "Question 6"1
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Team Lead: What shall we use for our next project, Angular or Vue?
***People started voting***
Someone from behind: How about ExtJS. -
why is it that all scripting languages have a disgusting syntax with begin/end/function keywords. anyone knows the reason behind this grammar choices ... i need maah {}3
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Does anyone know the reason behind why JavaScript Arrays start with an index of 0 instead of 1? Or why the .length property starts at 1 instead of 0.11
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>Doesn't set timezone: Clock 2 hours behind.
>Sets timezone to Europe/Amsterdam (my timezone): Clock 1 hour ahead :|4 -
Being in the WEB office, but management doesn't allow you to have internet. Therfore needing to carefully SSH behind their backs and have an eye to in the neck for the doors1
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Tfw you see "So here is the magic behind the following." as coding comment the day after you declared a separate modification that you made as "witchcraft".
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Just spent about 2 days to silence a warning in a test case instead of fixing the issue behind the warning :/
Feeling guilty2 -
Anyone else got numb/tingling feeling in your index and pinky finger?
It was fine during my holiday, came back and this again just after 2 days behind the desk...12 -
What is the utility of using encapsulation when we can access public attributes. What is the reason behind defining private members?6
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anyone else having a project and getting behind schedule and working overtime and still not getting it done?
no? it's okay, i know it's only me so dumb :(6 -
Realise that your life is being wasted away and if you don’t code nonstop you’ll always fall behind everyone based on job requirements :) then you’ll always want to code something3
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anyone wants to share a good app idea? i have good coding skills but lagging behind on brainstorming a product3
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I kinda wonder why so few server frameworks have actually implemented the FastCGI spec, instead of running their own weaker HTTP server that needs to be put behind something like nginx for production anyways.
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How does my PC knows my battery needs replacement even on initial boot. What's the logic behind it?16
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I'm looking for a 'meme' / funny image from a programmer that is sitting behind his computer. A ray of sunlight is coming in and he closes the curtain.. and continues coding :)
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I think i just had an amazing idea. All algo problems should be pushed with a team world problem they knowing the thinking behind the algo solution would help solve the real problem.3
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Can't understand why some coders feel so threatened by python.
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In honor of https://devrant.io/rants/875346/... let is graphically show threaded race conditions:
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this construction behind my office is crazy. it's shaking the building i'm in.
guess i'll work from a cafe today.4 -
Mad how Jobs proposed that apps should basically follow the PWA format on the original iPhone yet Safari is the one lagging behind now.
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When your marketing department moves so slow you now only have 1 month before Q&A for a massive website release and I’m still only 44% done....
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One person I work with thinks they know what they're doing but they have no idea, and we all know it and make fun of him behind his back.
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Finally working on rewriting the core of our internal platform on CakePHP 3.
It feels so good leaving the legacy codebase behind!4 -
Why oh why, did the people behind InnoSetup ever think that Pascal was a good choice as a scripting language?
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Anyone knows the logic behind recruiters calling you cold turkey instead of sending you an email with the job details?
I always wait for the voicemail but...
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Using boot2docker behind a corporate proxy that fucks with your SSL certs will drive anyone insane!! 👹
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What was the idea behind java spring (jpa) and creating/using like a million annotations? There are annotations for literally everything...2
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is there a place that teaches java in a stimulating and interactive environment that also teaches how every small part works and the logic behind it all?10
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I'm pretty sure than the main reason behind all people in my office are using "adonisjs" is because they needed a js fw than looks like fucking laravel fml1
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Does anyone have the mirror behind their workstation, having image of you all the time? I'm planning to add one, to observe how I feel during programming
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I think I will just take pleasure being on the sidelines when everyone else's projects blow up or run behind schedule
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Just spoke to a Barclay card women to ask something about their gateway 😒
She didn't know about there own systems capabilities
If it couldn't do monthly billing it would be a terrible system! At least light years behind such systems as PayPal who are already behind.2 -
Solve the given riddle?
Two pheasants in front of a pheasant Two behind a pheasant, pheasant in front of pheasant pheasant behind pheasant Tell me how many pheasants.6
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