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I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧
Today I found out who had taken it.
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Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)
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Found this site today and want to share it. Algorithms explained Ikea style.
https://idea-instructions.com
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I found this in the HTML for Hackerrank. I started laughing and thought you guys would enjoy it as well.
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I don't remember seing it here, found it on imgur. It was part of a few other pictures with the theme "Barbie is coding" :)
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Was going through some old gadgets n found this fossil.
Give me the fucken code Blackberry and I'll catch it for you.
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— Hi, lost and found office?
— Yes, can I help you?
— You found two hours of my life?
— It does not compile, right?
— Nope :/5 -
*Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)4 -
So I just found out sorting by "algo" stands for algorithm.
I speak spanish and I thought it means "something" 😂.2 -
My girlfriend lost her hair band at my house. Today I found it and finally solved the problem of tangled cables!
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Copy code from StackOverflow and paste it. Then complaint on why is it giving a Variable Not Found.1
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So today I found out I'm a Senior Developer. Was I told nope. Just found it on my contact details on the company address book. Ask boss about it he said yes I am. Would have been nice to have been told I was promoted...8
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A coworker found this picture yesterday and it perfectly describes our product a month before release
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Desperately searching stackoverflow for an answers. NOT FOUND. Posting it as a question. MARKED DUPLICATE! What kind of sorcery is this? :D5
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Finally... Source code of Windows trouble shooting program is here:
PS: I always hated it and found it useless. What about you?
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For the Germans among us. Found it at the Dortmund train station today. At least the syntax is right.
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Haha I just found the function a couple days ago. After searching for it.
*Find on Reddit. Enjoy :P
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Recently found so many 299++ and I gave them all the last one for the stress ball. Enjoy it fellas3
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!rant
Found this on LinkedIn forgot who posted it. It was beautiful so that to share with you guys.
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Definitely Nextcloud. Now I don't have to use proprietary software like Google drive and Dropbox anymore.
It's a shame I found out about it last week. I wish I found it sooner.11 -
I bragged at my Friends that I already knew it, so I had to actually learn it because I was afraid they found Out that I lied2
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I just love going through the code review gauntlet doing maintenance work, don’t you?
(“boyscout rule” = “leave it better than you found it”)
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Are there other handy DDG in-Apps like this one (which i did not know existed before i found it by chance)
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Found this in my dad's house.
Looks as if he didn't used it.
Any one know how to install this somehow? (Even though it is impossible, probably)
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When i found devrant in play store. I dont know why, but because it was something like a community, installed it, found out java, installed eclipse, then found out android is java (well at that moment...) so i am doing android development until now! (me 15)
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Found this fun folder cleaning out my drive.
Whatever Microsoft......I am deleting it either way.
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Found this one in Facebook 😂 This one seems quite popular and IDK if someone's posted it here yet.
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Every time I encounter "404 Not Found - nginx" when I was really young, I thought the website was hacked by Nginx(ngingks). When I got to uni and found out what it was and how to say it, I just facepalmed. Even until now, every time I read it on job posts, I still say ngingks in my head and laugh hahaha6
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Just found out there is a "Hooker City" in Oklahoma.
How you ask?
Was testing for this weather app and expecting it to return "Location not found" but it returned the weather when entering "Hooker".13 -
Even during games, I find bugs in it...
Just found NULL in FIFA GAME.
Wonder which object failed to pass it's value
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Wanted to get the privacy site cms REST API ready for programming again but hadn't put it on gitlab yet.
After some nervous searching I found it again 😅
This weekend I hope to get very far :)28 -
I have really found something that I really like, and that is email servers.
I cant explain it but it is so satisfying14 -
Switching Linux distros and a friend says I should check out openSUSE so I download it, boot it up and I'm greeted by this...
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Sitting here, completely forgotten about my http://jsrant.com project. Found it back in google analytics. Turns out people actually visit it!
Awesome! :D8 -
Whenever I see "404" I instinctively add "x not found" after it in my head. Like if this got to 404 upvotes, I'd immediately think "404 upvotes not found." Anyone else do this? It doesn't matter what the context is, I ALWAYS do it. It's almost annoying.3
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It happened! I found the answer I needed on page 4 of Google! Mind you it was among results such as "Watch Visual Studio S02E14 for FREE"3
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My GF found this on 9gag, though it'd be worth reposting :p
But oh damn I wish it was this easy...
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One of our customers calls everytime when he thinks he found a new bug. Then he literally yells "I found a new bow" since he thinks "bug" is a german word, so emphasizes it like that. In german "bug" means "bow of a ship".1
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Just found codereddit.com and it looks amazing way to camouflage. Do you think devRant requires similar version?
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2 days to find where the NullPointerException came from, in a nearly 150 tables database. Once I found it I feel like the guy who found the grain of sand blocking the whole machine.2
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today a developer delivered his code.
and I found
- all "i" variables missing
- all "(" closings missing
- all "k" characters missing
latter I found out that it was because his middle finger was hurting :XD5 -
Today is international programmers day and I found devrant stickers in my postbox. Could it be any better?2
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Found good startup idea, thinking about it few days and almost planning, one day i searched similar products from google and found exactly my product10
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Call me a child, but I still have a love for Lego. Lately, as I have been sorting my childhood collection into individual sets, I needed a way to track how many of each piece I've found for any given set, and started programming a tool that lets me pull Lego set inventories from the internet and keep track of the parts I've found.
This is the first time I've found a problem and built a program to solve it, and it feels so good! :D
(in case anyone is curious, I'm building it in Java as an Android app.)3 -
Last week a user couldn't find a document in sharepoint. Typed (what he thought) was the exact file name in the search -> no results.
I know how to get 'under the hood', so I looked where I thought the file was, found it, and it was exactly as he searched for it. What the hell? Wasn't a new file, it wasn't moved/renamed, no reason why it couldn't be found.
I 'touched' the file. Waited 5 minutes and searched again, found it. What the frack Microsoft!
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Found this Nokia 1100, when you see it...
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Hint: you can see Windows logo on the screen
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!dev
What can you say for certain about your argument when you bring it to a discussion and you pretty much lose but it still stands?
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It's not sitting down.
I'll leave now......4 -
I'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH CSS SOME, AND I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE LINEAR-GRADIENT THING
IT IS SO FUCKING COOL GUYS1 -
Eclipse: Hey, I found a nice little update for you
Me: ok, install it
Eclipse: nope, I can't find it ...
AAAAAAAHHHH I'm gonna kill you !!!!!4 -
I found a recruiter that read my CV. My CV, he READ it... ALL of it!
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Just found this website and thought I'd share it with my favourite community 😊
http://thoughtsoncoding.com5 -
I found working from home and not having to interact with coworkers, unless it is about work, makes me very productive.8
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I’m quite new to devRant, but it’s really growing on me.
I found a respectful, helpful and joyful community and I’m just glad to have found it in this difficult period of coronavirus.
I wish you all to go through and stay healthy!10 -
So I found some weird library included in this legacy code, didn't really get what it does and why it's there though.
Turns out there's nothing to be found on the internet about it. Absolutely nothing.
So after browsing through the directory structure a bit more I discover a README file. Hoping for answers I opened it, only to find this...
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No users found with username @devrant
Is it unavailable or no one ever came up with having it as username?21 -
Found this while getting dog food at the feed store. Turns out https://reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/... found it earlier this year. Because I didn’t see the GNU notice, aren’t they breaking it?
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Damnnn, have u ever found the solution to problem while u were sleeping cause i found the way how to fixed a bug in my dream maybe cause i was thinking about it before i went to sleep but its really weird when i think about it. 😬🤯1
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Wtf computer what do you mean mean it doesn't compile?
"Found : at char (95) expecting key word"
*Inspects code*
... Fucking vim..1 -
I would like to see a full stack developer version of it.
Found this on 9gag it's fucking hilarious...
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I've just found that python includes a logo implementation. That turtle thing where you give it instructions to draw. Awesome nerds.4
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Finally upgraded my webserver and php modules to support HTTP/2 ^^ Everything works fine.
Found out devrant.com doesn't support it though. @dfox
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Reading through old post-it notes and found a TODO that says "fix code" with no indication of a project it refers to lol1
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When you find an awesome, intelligent way to do something after thinking you had already found one and implemented it already.1
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When you see a monitor with this error message on it:
Alert: Keyboard not found.
Press F12 to continue.
😂1 -
Found this on the bottom of my monitor. I think it might have quite a nefarious past. Bought second hand too.
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I found a use for Excel. It essentially cures me of low blood pressure.
P.S: Anything against high blood pressure?8 -
Found another type of music yesterday.
Lo-fi. It feels like it's a mixture of EDM (a little bit), Hiphop, Synthwave, Jazz and Trap.
I like it.4 -
When a tester found a bug that you never think of and you cannot reproduce it. What is your response ? 😄3
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If anyone wants something to read I recommend http://mit.edu/hacker/hacker.html/
I just finished it and found it quite interesting.1 -
The worst is on an ATM Card,
"This ATM card is property of the bank if found please return it"
No place to explain how to use it2 -
Found a bug on dev iOS devRant app
It happens when you are switching between view controllers using the tab bar
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Found an issue on Medium.com as I was not able to comment on some stories.. after some followups I found that it is because of CORS... they stopped responding after I responded with the reason. :(
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Error. File not found: C:\somedirectory\file.txt
*opens C:\somedirectory\ * *looks at file.txt*
*runs program again*
Error. File not found: C:\somedirectory\file.txt
*changes directory it is looking in, copies file to new directory*
Error. File blank: D:\somedirectory\file.txt
*cry... no it isn't*
I just need to deploy this contractors code... supposedly it ran on another system, but the endless Spring configs hate me... :(9 -
Thinking about how I found devrant. The only thing I can remember is, it was the only result Google found for a search. Feeling like Neo xD6
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I just discovered electronjs and absolutely love it, even found that my fav ide vscode is build using electron on nodejs.12
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!rant found this super relaxing app called viridi, would recommend it for stress relief. btw, that's patty the snail 😁
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Once I had a stupid idea, on a Wednesday, started coding, found the buzz, found the booze, got in the groove, realized that it was 7am and had to to work 😭
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From tomorrow, LinkedIn recruiters will be like:
- I'm currently looking for "oldPieceOfShietTech" developers. Now it isn't listed on your profile, but found it amongst your private github repositories... -
"No matching provisioning profiles found: No provisioning profiles matching an applicable signing identity were found."
FUCK YOU APPLE!!!!! I've update it a thousand times mother fucker!!1 -
My only question is: how did I accidently find devRant and how can I be an active part of it now as I found and love it? :D4
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I found it!!!
The unicorn of nonsensical datetime formatting... In large scale official, current use!
It's actually dd/mm/yyyy !
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Fuck yeah!!! Finally found Mate! 😎
Well, not exactly dev related... Meh, whoami kidding, coding without Mate is nigh impossible 😁
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Just Found pretty amazing stuffs with tensorflow and tensorboard.
It is great to have views and graphs of your training nodes
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http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/chao...
Found this randomly on the internet. Does anyone know what it does?2 -
Found this sticker online somewhere. Thought id share it with you guys. (BTW: I'm new here, loving devRant so far!)
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I've recently found out that you can have Arch on termux! It's amazing!
I'm currently installing pantheon to it! -
Do you guys know brain.fm? Its superb making you more productive. I have found it yesterday and it is look promising to my productivity.2
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Pulled into a meeting because a search didn't create a new table record for any result NOT found. Apparently, the user wanted dummy results to fill the table if what he searched for wasn't found.... And it was suppose to have nearly every column say "RECORD NOT FOUND". Just.... Why....
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Losing Motivation: https://youtu.be/RQg_Q4HYYpg
Fun Fun Function touches on the topic and I found it very helpful.2 -
An old post from medium. I found it really funny. BTW my text field component has more than 20 optional props 😎
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My new boss just asked me why I, a grown man had a minion figure at my desk. I told him it was Bob and it's from where they found their new master or boss - so since I just found my new boss it made sense right?
- Now I'm not sure if he thinks I'm a freak or funny.3 -
Marketing in other companies: we found a bug, let's make it a feature!
Our marketing: We found a feature, let's report it as a bug!1 -
When your pushing to a git repo and found so many conflicts and try to to review it,
And found so many conflicts with whitespace.1 -
Nexus 5 almost caught fire because I vomited on it in my sleep whilst it was on charge.. my work colleagues found this Hilarious1
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It basically gave a deep meaning of professional life. In coding I found my life's pursuit for mastery. The only regret is that I found it quite late and now I have a small regret of not diving into it sooner.
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Maven simplejavamail dependency import, build email, try send it: jakarta.mail.messageexception whatever, not class def found. After some googling: Depends on jakarta-mail. Find jakarta-mail dependency, include it in pom, start again: jakarta.mail.someotherclassexception, no class def found.
Yeah fuck you, too...2 -
Cleaning up some old. NET code and found this gem. At least it might be readable once it is rendered to the browser.
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When I found out about it, I fell in love with ngrok.io for sharing localhost projects progress to friends...
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found this interesting snippet tool for all javascript devs out there: https://github.com/30-seconds/...
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Just found an interesting bit of AI for developers:
https://beta.openai.com/codex-javas...
Tell it to create something...5 -
Question:
We're building a web app for a customer, he wants us to build it in Oracle Apex. I've had some experience in Apex, and I found it to be terrible.
Searching online I've either found very outdated or biased reports about using it in a business context.
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That moment when you found something awesome to share and posted it, only to find the same post below...
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well it took me some time before I found what's wrong on this line.
mount /var/lib/libvirt/images2/
/var/lib/libvirt/images2/ not found in fstab
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Does anybody really know how to pronounce the popular web-server software "XAMPP" because the internet seems more confused than I am.
I pronounce the word as Samp.
-- I found a video pronouncing it as Shamp:
https://youtu.be/h6DEDm7C37A
-- Found another video pronouncing it as Zamp:
https://youtu.be/S95w1uIeMBU
-- Found yet another video pronouncing it as X-amp:
https://youtu.be/h5LsSE_MFi8
Like what exactly is the real pronunciation?19 -
Laravel route not found.
Look - so simple :
Route::post('/api/companies', function () {
return 'Hello World';
});
how the fuck it is not found?
Request URL: http://localhost:8000/api/companies
Request Method: POST
Status Code: 404 Not Found
???? I have cleared cache.
How do I check fucking available routes then? In symfony there was router:debug or smth. Cant see like this in laravel44
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