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Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong44 -
So my friend has two-step authentication for his smartphone.
Now he is not able to find his phone.
So, he tried to find his phone by logging into his google account via Android Device Manager.
Now, it is asking for the authentication pin which is in his phone.😂
He just got deadlocked.12 -
My girlfriend got me these for christmas – as she wanted to gift me the most nerd-ish tshirt she could find.
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Exp. that made me doubt my skills?
My non programming sister managed to find a bug I was looking for...
I couldn't find the problem for hours and she just looks at the screen and goes "That looks odd!"8 -
Whenever I need to find bugs in my product, mostly mobile applications, I give it to my 5 year old son and say "Go, do your thing!"5
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When you find out your office's bathroom is really active on Github (yep that's my beard and yep I'm a tall guy)
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DevConfession
I often google names for my variables to see if I find a betrer fitting synonym that reads better14 -
Not checked my mail box since Thanks Giving, just opened my mail box to find 1600+ of these black friday promotion mother fuckers.
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I AM SUCH AN IDIOT I USED 88 INSTEAD OF 8.8 IN MY CALCULATION AND DIDNT FIND THE ISSUE UNTIL 1 FUCKING WEEK LATER!!!!!5
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I came home today to find my wife wearing my hacktoberfest shirt... She said it was soft and looked girly so she was stealing it. At least I still have the stickers.8
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As an Australian, I find the fact that I need 750++ just to let my avatar wear thongs is oppressing my heritage and is extremely racist. #triggered
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My dad said if I fix his old car then I can have it once I pass my driving test. I can't seem to find the source code...18
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1 fix my crappy sleep schedule.
2 organise my time better.
3 stop being a glutton.
4 earn a aws cert.
5 build a portfolio site.
6 build projects to go on portfolio site.
7 find a new job?
8 do some machine learning.
9 find love?
10 continue automating people out their job at their request.4 -
I left some spaghetti code on production at the company i left, i really hope my replacement isn’t a psycho who’ll try to find me3
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Plans for 2019
- make my app good enough for prod usage
- find someone to help me with ui
- find someone to help me with marketing
- register my own company
- end my twenties
- maybe quit my 9/5 job by the end of the year
it's gonna be a fun year :)2 -
As a programmer I never expected to become a detective.
My today's task: Find out the cause of the spikes, fix it!
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- Finish all my projects
- Find a job that pays 9 figures
- Cure Cancer
- Refrain from drinking 20 red bulls/per minute
- Own a planet9 -
Sooo win has updated itself (in a short 6 hours) and I was wondering what eats my pocket pc's 4 gb ram, so i checked, and turns out system is eating 40-50% of it and its processor ever since the update... *Sigh* Awesome....
(Picture src: tumblr/just-shower-thoughts --> [in reality] r/showerthoughts)
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So my hard drive as making a weird, cracky, crunchy, popping noise and I was super scared. DONT QUIT ON ME NOW.
And then I was super relieved to find out it was in fact my stomach.
Another few seconds go by and I realize I was just HAPPY to find out my laptop was fine, and it was ME that was unhealthy.2 -
I found my 1989 GAMEBOY ... Motherfucker still works like a charm 🥰 now to find my nokia 3310 and I'm ready to travel back in time and escape the COVID194
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A cracker just fell under my desk.
I cannot find it.
It's not possible that the cracker traveled farther than everywhere I looked.
But I still can't find it.20 -
So this is my first rant. I'm looking for my first junior webdev job and this is what I usually find around my city... Also this company is quite tiny. I don't think I will find anything quite soon :(
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Studying for my web programming finals this chirstmas and I find this.
Thank you cheeky author, thank you.
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Such amusement.
Was almost about to throw my keyboard at my monitor, as I could not find the reason behind why the GraphQL server wasn't returning the clientType field in the response.
Only to find out that I never asked for that field in the request 😑
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Look right here at this beauty, one of my students wrote :D They were supposed to find all dividers of given number :D makes me question my whole teaching skills :(
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Somebody at Samsung is testing something in production 🤭
It's "Find my mobile" which is preinstalled by default on Samsung devices
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Thinking of starting an OnlyFans where I post all the atrocious shitcode that I find to make my fans miserable….6
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Why does it seem everybody has a lot of ideas to code and I can never find any interesting idea to practice my coding?7
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Come in to work to find my PC is off, power cut in the night. Now I need to reload everything.
#DeveloperProblems4 -
Got an email this morning... And arrived home to find him in my mail box!
Best way to end the week 😇
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!rant
So, uh.
Just came back from my vacation, only to find out that my PC is now broken.
Like, it doesn't turn on.
Great.19 -
My employer thinks their Wordpress site is great because it's so easy to find a Wordpress "developer". That's like commissioning artwork patched together from colouring books because it's easy to find someone who can use crayons.
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Promotion by cozyplanes myself
Find my game in play store, and you will get $100 play store credit.
First come, first served.33 -
2019 goals:
- finish my masters
- improve my code quality
- build at least 3 personal projects
- learn 2 new technologies
- find better clients or a good job1 -
Whenever I'm stressed out on a bug or what not...
I find some of my best ideas have come from sitting on the toilet4 -
Sometimes in my code, I'll set a variable to "Jesus" so that when testing, I get to tell myself "Time to find Jesus"
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There was a time, I couldn't find what made my webpage to appear blank. I stayed 3 more hours at the office to find the problem. Didn't find anything. The next day, I took a fresh look at my code, and guess what. A semicolon hidden in a JSON array.
Damn you semicolon ! I'll get you someday !3 -
Just wanted everyone to know that I did a find and replace all in my project and it actually worked as intended.
That's all.8 -
Oh don't know why my "if" condition never execute.
Happens very very often.
Small things are hard to find.
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my client just said that she did not pay money, because she cant find her web in google...I uploaded files to production 2days ago5
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When forced to make something in Access and VBA, the only motivation I find is naming the functions by my choice!
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Trying to find Python documentation for Microsoft's fucking retarded CRM is about as fun as brushing my peehole with a toothbrush. Fuck.5
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Let's find out... (Self-made Long island iced tea, loving my GF for giving me cocktailshaker to birthday)
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Tried to use find my device on the device I was supposed to find...Let's just say Microsoft didn't have my back
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I have been trying to understand why my student's code isn't working just to find this piece of code. Checking out code early in the morning is definitely not my thing.
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Someone in my class disabled my networking card from BIOS. Took an hour to find out why it was not working.
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When I find my self in times of trouble, mother google comes to me, speaking words of wisdom "Restart PC"2
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I spent two days of debugging for a typo. Literally two characters were switched.
Took my coworker 3 seconds to find it.1 -
Getting my first dev position. 3 months of boot camp being told I'd find a job locally in no time, only to find out the true cost; 8 months (after program completion), 100+ applications, 5 interviews, two call backs, and a lot of emotional nights questioning my decision to switch careers.
Feels good to have the first year of work under my belt. Unfortunately I'm back in the hunt.
Onwards and upwards!6 -
Spent 10 minutes trying to work out why my code didn’t work only to find I’m uploading it to the wrong site!
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Wanted to find out a particular change of my gitlab-ci.yml file from commit history.
I guess that's not gonna happen anytime soon.
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My pocket accidentally downvoted a comment/post and I can't seem to find it. Whoever you are, sorry. My bad 😂1
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fuck sakes
sometimes I feel like debugging is really just next level spell checking
took an hour to find my egg -
gnaahhh my callendar is suddenly full of "free iphone xs" spam and i can't find that stupid invite email 😡5
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Posted a little rant on my Facebook about an error that told me it couldn't find a file.
Then one of my friends came along and made it into a haiku :^)
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Never gave much consideration to new year's resolutions, but here we go:
- Make my life less shitty
- Find a way out of my depression
- Get back to my old rythm
- Be in control of my own mind and my body again5 -
People use IMDB to find onfo for films
I use it to fasten my database
(In-memory database)
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After I went on vacation, I came back to find that my offshore team had refactored a bunch of my code, tripling the size of it and grossly over-complicating the flow... ugh.1
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Anyone who left their workstation unlocked and unattended would come back to find their background replaced with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.14
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Just received a CD that contain < 5gb worth of stuff from my fileshare at my secondary school.
can't wait to find a computer that still has a cd drive so i can find out what coding wonders I have on here...1 -
Intend to help a friend to find out what's wrong with a software installation in his laptop today...
But forgot that his Windows installed in Chinese version... how am I supposed to help.... (; _ ;)
I can't read Chinese... can't even find how to open Control Panel...
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My native language is not English, but I always have all my techies set up in English.6 -
I started turning up here cause I find it very relieving to rant about my problems and know that people are indeed listening. bless y’all.
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Oh.. Fuck.. I started loosing my motivation to work for my current employer.
Unfortunately it is one of the best option available at my location. But nevertheless I think it is time to find greener pastures. -
Everyday I go on Reddit to find memes, and share it with my girlfriend. Maybe I should build a website for this?11
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Finally.
Coming home from my parent's after an extended Christmas vacation, this is a great gift to find on my doorstep (figuratively)
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Since you liked my last coding playlist find, I decided to share one more service that gives endless coding tranquility to your ears - www.di.fm
Enjoy!2 -
This is going to sound like a ridiculous question, but how do you all find both the time and the interest to work on side projects for your portfolio / GitHub? I always seem to start strong, get burned out, and can never find the inspiration to break away from the 9-5 of my day role to work on coding something else... Where do you find ideas? Designs? Concepts? Interesting solutions? I'm in desperate need of building some GitHub repos for my portfolio... 😅😰7
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I find it so weird when I install Linux on my hardware it runs perfectly. But when ever my friends try on their hardware, they somehow start a fire.1
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! Rant
I recently learned about rubber duck debugging hence wanted to buy one.
So went on to Amazon.in to find some.
And surprise surprise guess whom did I find in my instagram feed?
Marketing has turned into stalking these days eh?
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Quantum Made all of my favorite extensions useless. I am crying.
Can anybody help me find alternatives?
especially for KittyKeys!!
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Finally my stickers have arrived. ^^ now I only have to find a way to get the stressbal I could really use it.
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Reading all these lovely rants about PMs, I'm considering changing my profession to PM hitman.
Find me on Craigslist :-)9 -
Follow up to my previous rant:
I find a random bush more amusing and interesting than whatever's happening around me. -
Went to steal a tool from my father's office. That was 3 hours ago..
Didn't find the tool (more labels for a label machine, I'm marking everything), still found lots more stuff, filled the space in my office that took me a week to open and now I have like days off stuff to unmount, reuse,... And didn't find the fucking labels... -
typescript is awesome. it brings type safety into javascript which speeds up my workflow because I always find myself running into typing issues at runtime11
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Wakeup 5am, stay in bed until 5:45, shower, dress, breakfast, exit, 2km walk. Train 20mins late. Will find my desk occupied by a colleague.1
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after working in my company now I feel like a detective all I'm trying to do is find a issue in clients files.
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My goal is to find the motivation to make a MVP for a company idea I have. The chances are low but not non-existent....1
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On this episode of “My Work Life” we will once again find that the code is fine, the DBAs just did something brainless again.3
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One of the worst loops of my life
(can't find glasses cause I can't see)
(can't see cause I don't have my glasses on)1 -
"Where do I find the Ctrl key ?"
"What is TAB ?"
"CTRL-ALT-DEL. What is that? Where Do I find it?"
P.S. These people are my classmates and some others I know... -
My setup. That’s where i sleep and pet my duck :)
... I’m looking for a horizontal monitor slide which I can mount to my desk but can’t find one :/ suggestions?
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My favorite thing is searching a problem on Stack Overflow, and the only example you find was solved by fixing a simple syntax error.
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My friend lost his job. Company closed brach he worked for. He was very depressed because it took him 2 days to find another job in different company while all his collogues had job offers the same day they find out about branch being closed.11
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!rant
How do you find inspiration for hobby projects? I'd really love to do more programming in my spare time. My head is empty for ideas and hungry for problems to solve.13 -
I find it odd that so many people find CS easy and spend so much time outside while still scoring well. I struggled a lot in my first and second years and finally adjusted to the amount of studying I needed to do in the third, and finally performed well.
I'd like to ask, do most CS people find their bachelor degrees very easy?11 -
Why do I find really hard to connect with my coworkers?! I'm an introvert but after few months in my old job I connected with everyone. In my new job I find it really hard! And it's almost a year! 😥😫5
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Funny team names? A team at my comapany cant call themselves the "super high intensity team" so they gotta find a new name.15
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The first function that popped up in my mind was Toast.makeText(). Because I find it handy when debugging, and also since toast is tasty.1
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I'm finding myself stuck trying to find only the most elegant solutions to the problems from my hobby project.
Being a perfectionist is hard sometimes.5 -
It's going to be a tough week at home. We'd have to leave our house and find new accommodation. And I just find solace in the fact that, at least, I'm a developer and when all the dust is settled, I can earn enough to get out of this mess.
Special thanks to my best friend who supported me as I spent my college time trying to build my development skills!1 -
All time I try to find any interesting bug in my code but when ever I debug I find only stupid mistakes :/1
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The Google Play Store sucks my ass with miracle whip. Want to find something useful? Too bad! Paid placement for you!4
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- Learn python
- Learn ML
- Move from client projects and start/finish my own project
- Find time/money to start PhD studies
- Find time to do science paper
- Get new car
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I lost one of my 19 rubber ducks, and i can't find it.. It was a great duck, i already miss its squeaky sound :(3
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;-) this is "find a store" page of an International ISP.
they cannot even handle their google api keys.
how they can handle my data.
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Every once in a while I start to question my development principles and start to read articles, especially software philosophical, and try to improve my practices, aswell as find several trade-offs between my own best practices.
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I am having a weird ass Sunday.
Nanos deleted his account off of Matrix and devRant, apparently after I hurt him in a group chat.
Chonky boii went back 117 days to find a rant, then find my comment and then "slammed" me.
How's yours going?42 -
Hey guys.
Can't find help for this.
I want to program my arduino with my phone, but ArduinoDroid doesn't detect the Arduino while the device detects a USB device plugged in.
Can't find any help so don't know if it's my android (xioami mi A1 Android 8.1, soon Android 9). Anyone who uses that knows?5 -
my boss on phone today, after a huge task list received these days:
- it would to build this "find my friends" feature in our existing app to boost downloads and reviews
- but i can't rebuild what Apple did.
- well why not?
- because i'm one guy, they are Apple and the rules don't apply to them
- ok but there are other apps that does this
- but they are not alone
- ok keep trying it must be a way
- is it urgent?
- no but it shall be done3 -
Moving my baby into prod this morning. I find that the louder my headphones are, the less I can hear myself freaking out.
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To find my next subject I wanna learn about, I usually look at job postings, and find the thing I don't know that most posting have in common. Kinda gives me an idea what technologies companies are using, and what might be smart to learn
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After spending almost all the day trying to find out what was wrong with my code, re-reading all my class, thinking that the universe does not make sense anymore, I find that one loop control variable that I was changing had a duplicate inside the loop. Damn you compiler, why did you not warn me?1
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Just a safety pin:
If you ever, ever find my real name and go through my rants, then you should know
no pun intended
I love my job
I love my workplace
and above all2 -
Leaving my current employer in a two and a half weeks, motivation is hard to find some days... Like today.2
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Trying to find a summer internship. It's mandatory for my degree, so I need to find someone who wants me. 😓 Suggestions?4
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can you guys look at the design of my app?
https://play.google.com/apps/...
kinda ugly imo.
also please fuck around and find bugs.
thanks!
ps it's my first flutter app8 -
To date, this is my favourite collection of funny development situations/descriptions https://buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/...
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Today for my last 2016's day at work, I fix a bug in two minutes but it took me two days to find a solution...
I think that it's my best years ending of my life!
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PLEASE. Help me to find a good name for my function.
My function returns json or XML based on the accept header parameter.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔10 -
SFTP timeout errors.. nothing to find in the logs (if i look in the right logs that is) and my balls hurt. My evening cant get better lol4
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I find it really hard to accept that a non-iOS developer rates my performance based on source code he doesn't clearly understand
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Im making my first opensource project, it's a web component library, but I find the naming part so difficult..
How do you Guys find good project names? And anything i should consider regarding copyrights/e.t.c ?
Suggestions/you naming methods are welcome 🤌5 -
Me when I finally find the bug which me my app work in wrong way:
What the F*******, did I really write this? -
1. I wish you can help me find my Dev Jasmine
2. I wish she comes with Dev Abu/Iago
3. I wish you can be my friend Dev Genie
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Doing my thesis oral defense, hoping they would never find how many TODOs I left in my graduation project....
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Find professors who aren't into this petty behavior and actually urges learning. I read to many rants about professors pulling rank over students because they find the student annoying. My professors knew I had expierence. They allowed me to explore topics that were above most people's heads. Never did finish my degree.
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How is it possible my netflix password got hacked when I never used it anywhere else and it's randomly generated? I saw some weird logins with random subtitles. Google password manager told me it's in some data breach, how do I find out from where? Haveibeenpwned didn't find anything. 😐7
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Anybody know any other file based database technologies like sqlite besides sqlite? Struggled to find any if they exist, my google-fu sucks19
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Technically I owned the #malaysia hashtag though, just realised. So it is easy o find my rant themn :)3
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All right, my sleep cycle is officially screwed. Go find a fix for it in my missing EFI-boot partition...3
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I really wanna make an AI that will reply all my messages, do all my programming, do my laundry, cook food, buy groceries & help me find my soulmate3
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If you find "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....." in my debug logs kindly and recursively add 'UCK! ' after each F.
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How can you trust Microsoft to find your shit in time when:
- updates delete your files
- outlook can’t find your emails
- word documents randomly get not saved.
It’s like asking a person with dementia where my wallet is.3 -
Why is it so that I have 8 hours to work, but find myself to only be productive in the last 2 hours... I find it difficult to work in the mornings, to much chaos up in my head.
I'll loose the job if I continue so, any tips?3 -
Going soon to work my first day of my first internship, and eager to find out what work in CS actually looks like 😃
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Why the hell i find solution to every string problem with simple dictionary!
i m worried about my problem solving skills
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Just really nice having spent in total 4 full days, trying to get my new network gear up and running, just to find out it's my ISPs gear that isn't working....
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I just wanna find a job that I enjoy and that pays decent...
Short term goals are getting promoted at my current job..2 -
any place to find mates for group study or rather group coding?
alone i got distracted to check FB, devRant, my sites, mails, my tools, plugins, twitter, whatsapp ... 😫2 -
Where the hell devRant stores images that I save?
I seriously can't find it in my internal storage.5 -
I know , it is shared host, subdomain and all the little things you seem to find just not up to your hipster fucking standards but frankly if my require_once(__DIR__."/../blah/blah.php) fucking works then I think your pompous ass should stop trying to find shit starting at my neighbours website and telling me you can't find a class that is right there , next to you! Loook motherfucker ! Use your fucking eyes!
** PS will obviously still see if it is a config issue but right now just fuck it .
REQUIRE_ONCE FOR LIFE! -
Since new iPhones don't include headphone jack port, instead use single Lightening port.
All that I can find on the internet is headphone jack to lightening adapter, but I want THE OPPOSITE.
I want to use my lightening headphones on regular jack port.
Why is that very difficult to find?5 -
Dear uni
Stop trying to fucking nose into my life and find out what I'm doing with it at this moment.
Thank you.
Regards
ilivemyownlifenoneofyourbusiness3 -
Recruiter either quit or got fired right after my job interview. It took me two weeks to find out i blew the job interview.
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It's always nice when I get back to work on something I shelved and I find notes from Past Me anticipating my sub-goldfish memory.
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Does anyone find it odd that my school's CAD and engineering program can't design a poster with legible words?
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Actually who hate Facebook?
I nearly can't find any of my friends on the news feed, not to mention that my fans page can't reach my fans.2 -
If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.
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Is there any way to find the users of your npm packages. I can see there is no dependent of my some npm packages but number of downloads are being increased. I've also checked Github insights dependency graph but couldn't find any.2
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I can't find a good theme for my jetbrains ides. Can you please recommend some color scheme, font or theme?4
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Updated Android on my phone and I was looking for a full minute where's my music app... to find it's now called "Samsung Music" -.- what a great idea...
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Where do I find out if my work laptops hardware is compatible with Linux?
Edit: without installing Linux and seeing what happens8 -
I find it very hard to find a job in my country as a front end web developer with backend knowledge aswell
But seems like java and c++ are the ones people are looking for, should i switch to them or move in some other country ?6 -
Why are collabs dead on devrant? Im desperate to find someone to join my mapping project for 50/50 deal. Where can I find interested person?9
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I'm a boy, and i falling love with my new profile avatar.
i wish i could find a girlfriend like this.11 -
Where the fuck is my memes folder? I had a folder full of devRant memes that I wanted to post, but I can't find it...4
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My teacher wants me to find all the issues in "using agile methods in global software development", then find the slution of the issues, and then tell what is missing in that solution, and then propose a better alternative... In one day...
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Wow. Windows is the silliest OS ever. The repair disc does not find my Windows Installation. I only have one HDD.
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yesterday i worked a bit on my sites, checked again today to find them slow af. checked for flaws and recursions, did not find any. google page speed insights were totally fine. then i tried with my mobile connection and it was really fast. wtf vodafone?!
(speedcheck for dsl was fine)2 -
I find myself using explainxkcd more often on my phone...
Because Firefox doesn't show the whole title text... -
Surely there's a way to see where the source of my +1's are coming from? Is it my comments? Is it my rants? There's a +1 leak somewhere and I need to find it.1
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Just created this, I hope my company won't find this OFFENSIVE or conflicting...
Is just a package for tracking parcel.
https://npmjs.com/package/...4 -
although I quit, going out for a smoke got me rethink my problem and find new perspective pretty much every time
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My headset died today. Do you think "it's shipping" is a good enough reason to skip Mondays teams meeting or do I need to go find my cheapo spare headset from my attic3
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When you favourite a rant, where does it go?
I've searched the whole app to find my favorites but i couldn't.5 -
!Rant
How do i start with rethinkdb? I read through few things seems like it is perfect fit for my use but I can't find a good guide/tutorial/something to help me get started. All I can find is plugins and stuff based on rethinkdb or made for it. -
Embedded programmer here, recently my job is nothing but android, web shit and webservices (no offense). i guess it's time to find a new job.
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Hey guys, anyone in France (around Paris) who thinks he could find a one month internship for a JS dev ? My company just dropped the project they promised my SO an internship on...2
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Anyone knows an active flutter community so I can find projects to contribute and find devs to contribute in my projects?1
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whats the best way to find and ask a marketing company to forward web development projects to my compay?4
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needed to find something on my desk but too lazy to get up. made a route and a view in laravel to display a blank white page to illuminate my desk lol4
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Best: Psalm - found so many issues for me
Worst: WordPress - my heart sinks if I find out I need to work with it1 -
!rant && askDevRantDevs()
I can't find a way to change my password. Am I just too blind or too tired ? (ofc I'm tired, stupid question)5 -
Refused because I am too junior ...
(I will a graduate in september)
Why its so hard to find my first job17 -
Where can I find a job that accepts internship or entry level positions? I'm from the Philippines and I'm wanting to find a tech job that suits my experience. It's very hard for me to find a job during the pandemic.
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I hate Javascript.
Spent 30 trying to debug my code just to find out that i imported from a wrong package.6 -
I once blew up my git project by doing a find and replace string thru the command line. Long story short don't ever do it.
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I am happy with my work and love it. I want to find my passion outside work. Can someone suggest me good books to read or something else. I don’t know what is my interest except work?7
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