Every js dev I know

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

!rant
Has anyone made a "What does @dfox say?" joke yet?

Might be for the best sometimes...

Oh. You know computers? You must be a badass hacker! You might just hack your way to my heart...

Sometimes the chair might also be a toilet seat.

Source: TechWorm

Might be a repost but I've yet to see it on here, so...

Had to delete and repost because the original screenshot showed something personal.

Original caption: How dare Tumblr calls me a nerd! It might be true... But still!

That moment that everything seems to be working well enough but you're too afraid to release because of stuff you might have missed 😅

@Linux thought this might be an important milestone for you. I remember when you got 1000...

PM used his wife's data in testing against legacy data.
Discovered she had different social number before they met.
Apparently she was also a he.....

Might be a interesting evening for him.

"Never fix a bug which has stayed in the system for a long time, unless asked for. The bug might actually be a feature for the user."

- My supervisor

RANT: This one might be a repost and we might not even know.

RANT II: It took me 2 hours to find similar issue for two reasons.. Java and a dumbass motherfucker dev that named functions "mcf"/"MyFold"/"HelpingMeMaking" and was to dumb to make it OP.

My 1.5 year old 1tb SSD just died unexpectedly. (Samsung EVO 850). It might be under warranty yet.

Fortunately the only data I lost was my debian install, some steam games, bookmarks, and a few unfinshed projects.

I kept everything important on a backup spinning drive -- which is also dying. Joy. But I might be able to save its data.

Hey everyone - I will be doing some routine database maintenance a little later tonight. There might be some short periods of downtime but I will try to keep them to a minimum. Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks!

Hey everyone - apologies for the downtime earlier today. Our host is having a lot of issues and we're working to keep everything up through it.

On that note- there might be a little more down time tonight as they are trying to fix something and we might need a few server restarts. I will keep everyone updated and thanks for bearing with us!

Advice for programmers:
"Don't reinvent the wheel: it might turn out to be square!"

“Do you think you might be a bit dramatic?”

Me: not at all

Also me:

#1
Thinking Edge might actually be the next new browser.

And then using it for a few weeks.

#2
Not documenting my code 😥

More proof of computer scientists not wanting to bother with CSS. Guys this is might be the secret to becoming pro. Keep it Simple Stupid (KISS). That's the creator of C++ website btw.

We just deployed a new version of our app on a friday afternoon and all developers are taking the next week off. Wish us luck! 😂

Github == Graveyard

Projects thats been left behind,
Pet projects which are never maintained,
Some newly dug graves waiting for git push (might never happen) ,
Decaying code over time.

Just sayin. There might be graves of code which are loved around and are visited...

@dfox
just thought about it...
why not devrant rubber duckies?

(this might be proposed in some other comment/rant already, didnt check for it)

Free ram is wasted ram!

Might not be popular, but true.

It's kinda stupid and might be kinda offensive but here is my 666 point celebration 😅

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

A pull request I made to an actual open source project got merged. I might actually be a real dev now!

(It was just to remove a snippet config, but still!)

This might come off like i'm so full of myself, but its just true.

This probably happens to so many other girl devs as well, so this might be relatable.

Why can't guys at school, work, etc. just be friends with me? They often start liking me as more than a friend, causing me to disappoint them that I don't, and then they don't want to be friends anymore.

I get it, there aren't many developer, 'gamer', reasonably attractive girls out there, but damn it kinda sucks :/.

Have you considered that we might just have to stay at home because the batteries of the surveillance pigeons have to be changed? 🧐

I think this might be too much to handle for a js newbie 😉

Dev: This content might be too large to fit into this area on mobile.
We might need to add scrolling or design it differently.

Designer: It fits perfectly in the design.

Dev: But the user might have a smaller screen size than in the design.

Designer: We don‘t optimize for small screens.

Dev: But we still need to handle it somehow.
Also, the text might be longer for other languages.

Designer: No problem, we will provide short text for all translations.

Dev: We have 30 languages and the translations are made by a third party. We can not control it.

Designer: We‘ll manage somehow.

Dev: Also, the user might be using an accessibility setting on the device which makes the font size larger.

Designer: Unlikely

Dev: Also, the available screen size might be reduced by the on-screen keyboard.

Designer: … Ok then.

-

It‘s always a conversation like this. It repeats indefinitely.

Here's my "setup"

I might be the only one who hasn't cleaned up his desk before taking a pic ^^

First I thought it might be the FBI that contacted me, but then I got real excited when I saw I got my devRant stickers!

My boss, who can't code, just gave me a bug to fix and said should be a quick fix...

It might be, but since you can't code, maybe don't assume

🤦‍♂️

The coffee shop isn't a secure place to talk about business confidential information. I might be at the table next to you, but I'm in your same industry.

Learning to code at the University was quite annoying in the beginning. We had to write code on paper.
Might be the usual way, yet it was really inconvenient.

Writing cool code might be your passion but shipping it is your job. Sometimes they are not the same thing unfortunately... and its ok!

Forgot my headphones, I can already guess how my day is going to be.

I might have to try talking...

Client: Don't be afraid to charge us as it is must, we know your work is very valuable.

Me: Ok... *delivers the price*

Client: mmmmm... we thought it might be cheaper 😰

Me: 😒

Dammit, just put the date somewhere next to the title when writing an article. It's amazing how much context might be missing if there's no date when dealing with software issues.

Word of advice: never buy the UMIDICI C Note 2.

Bought it myself and it's an utter piece of garbage.

Just bought another phone which runs stock android 7 and Lineage OS might be installable.
Also it can be rooted, good enough for me!

I just had a non-paying customer call me useless a total of 5 times in a support ticket.

Banning them from all of my apps might be worth a bad review.

HN these days.. might as well be buzzfeed.. what a waste.

Please ++ this. I need a stress ball. I've been debugging someone else's code for the past 8 hours and it might as well be written in Sindarin script.

Might be old, but still

Switching Linux distros and a friend says I should check out openSUSE so I download it, boot it up and I'm greeted by this...

First technical phone interview with Google done. Wasn't as bad as I thought it might be.

I'm so sleepy today and the sun is so strong... Can't see shit, almost can't look at the screen even.

I might be doing some blind merges today.

Thought this might be useful to some of you having trouble with cheap clients.

And here is the promised picture :)
I might be missing one or two but you get the idea :P

So our government is going to summon individuals who have invested in Bitcoin, suspecting they might be hiding 'Black Money' under the name of Bitcoin...

Guess the government

swift might be coming to android

personally I think it would be awesome to have one common language for mobile development that isn't just some hack or patchjob like some other projects are

what do you guys think?

How many of you think that we might be living in a computer simulation? 🙄😐😓

Well, sure ... This might be a way of dealing with DNS issues ... for some people.

Errrr.... Guys, how do we do weekends again?

I woke up worrying about a bijillion shit, exactly at 6 AM. I think I might be forgotten how to do weekends... 😕

My MacBook's graphic card might be dying, or something I have installed or plugged in is causing graphical issues.

today at lunch, these guys from the next table were talking about my rant. 😀😀 I wanted to go upto them and say that was me but I wanted to be anonymous (for future rants might be on them lol) 😝

It might be time for bed when your laptop can't even resolve localhost without toggling the WiFi off and back on anymore.

Found an USB stick with 64MB capacity today. I'm wondering from which century it might be.

So we were trying to make a Go AI bot for our school project and then let it play against itself. Well... it might be able to beat AlphaGo, right?

When a repository has more forks than stars, there might be something wrong with that software..

Might be about time I redeem the devRant ++ stickers...

Worst nightmare for a programmer might be dealing with a poorly written requirement paper.

If I can understand the lyrics of your music through your headphones, across three seats, through the train sounds and normal commuting-chatter, your music might be a LITTLE bit too loud

Because... Yeah

Learning to use Singletons in Java. Then reading online that it might be an antipattern. Software Engineering ... 👌

So hello guys, I just published my first article, it might not be that good or good at all, but heck it feels great.

Anyway, see ya :p

Hello darkness, my old friend.

My GPU might be dying and I’m hoping that’s not the case.

I have a dual OS on my laptop. I just realized It's been 4-5 months I haven't used one of the two OS can you guess what it might be !!!

@dfox it might be about time to setup a store. I'm sure most of us would buy a stress ball (and try to claim we had 100 +1s)

Ok what’s better than waking up to the sweet smell of fresh rain & my brewing coffee?

aaand this might not be such a bad Monday after all!

Fine, this might be the important sticker for any fine user...

I slept on my phone.

Like, physically ON my phone.

Now I'm worried it might be broken in ways I haven't noticed yet... 🤦🏻‍♀️

This might be relevant

Today we moved a lot of stuff from one server to another and nothing broke!
Today was a great day!!!
Tomorrow might be a bad day though...

Discovering I can react to my own messages and Likes...

I think the doctor might be a programmer...

When you meet people without a digital footprint and start wondering whether they might be ghosts.

Just taught a neural network to have a polite conversation. It might as well be a goldfish flopping on a keyboard, but hey, it's something...

Valid from, valid until.

Who else has this irrational feeling that in some edge case, it might be not long enough?

I think a "follow" or "add friend" feature here on devRant might be good (+direct messaging) 😆

1) Helping my girlfriend getting her graduation.
2) Maxing out my Cassette collection
3) Repairing my Gameboy
4) Growing my plants, especially my Carolina Reaper chili
5) Visiting my friends across the country
6) Lots of things that might or might not be illegal but fun

Finished my on call rotation. Coworker is still on a call for 10 hours. She's not on call. I might be getting on this call. For the sake of the idiots who didn't listen and broke it worse, I really hope I don't have to take over for her. I might get fired tonight...

me: *sees Slack notification*
me at T+2: *unlocks phone, opens devRant*

I might be slightly addicted.

If you need 10TB of User data to make a marketing strategy, you might be in the wrong business. When I was young we used our imagination to make good marketing ;-P

"Couldn't have written it better myself"

"You might be Taylor Swift because damn you commit often"

"These commit messages are so helpful i could find my way through the Paris catacombs with them"

"Damn we might need to open-source this... How are people living without it??"

"It would be interesting to see if everyone feels as comfortable with this UI as i do"

"Doesn't matter how long this takes, just do it the way you do it."

Saw a rare moment. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket? It might be a winner :)

When you're really fuckin proud of that extremely clean, elegant, efficient 30 lines of code. It might not be important, but holy shit it's pretty!!

I know this is a fictional creative interpretation generated by an AI model, but it might just be the truest thing I've ever read 🤣🤣🤣

It has finally worked! That Balmer Peak might be an actual thing! I can now sleep peacefully

I'm a 35 year old developer and I can't figure out how the fuck mailchimp works. It might be that the whole thing is terrible, or I may just be a complete idiot. Oh, of course the api key is under profile>extras

IDK, man, it feels like the LB might still be caching. How 'bout throw yet another no-cache? Just to be sure.

1st rant,
it takes me mounts to post it
i might be using IE

Uuh, when you own a company, it would be advisable to not use the abbreviation "CNT" in your logo.
Some people might misread it 🤭

Been 122 days since my last post, since then I have been working on a game engine on Vala using SDL2 in my free time (Lol I have none)

Decided to put that on ice or just work on it when drunk (very common occurrence) and teaching myself C while working on a game or game engine, hopefully will have some quality rants inbound!

Social media might be bad for your mental health but VSCode is way worse

🤔 What if my co-workers see my rant on devRant and recognize that I'm ranting about the project that we're building together? Might be awkward *thinking

8years ago - me. "oh let's learn ruby it might be fun?"
"oh nvm let's get into php."

talk about bad decisions?

Zoom:

Client: "my website gets bigger and breaks into a single column layout when I press 'ctrl -' ."

Me:"might it be possible that you pressed 'ctrl +?'"

.....

-__-***

Tech might be the only place where the interview is harder than the actual job.crd:pit

So uh... your computer might be being used for bitcoin mining, and you might not even know it. How do you feel about this? Do you consider the site freeloading off your computer's processing power?

I might be getting too sassy for this racket.

Artificial intelligence might be the closest science has come to creating life

Dear Recruiters,
Please don't dig into my old GitHub projects. . . It might be nasty

There might be a special place in hell for the creator of JavaScript. He hacked something in a couple weeks and this monstrosity has been causing hell for devs since the 90s.

How I feel when I finally manage to make "Hei guyz" show up on the front page with React, after 5 months not touching any JS libraries.

Next week I'm going to start working at a place where nearly every developer is posting on devRant. Might be quite interesting xD

I think it's safe to assume from the #wk27 posts that all enterprise software is pure dung... It might also be worth noting that what some people consider crap might just be misconfigured!! 😝

😂😂😂 Folks, please comment away the ways this is a superbad idea...
It might be a good one..
But comment away on its shittyness all the same

Front End Developer's work life balance 🤣

It might also be frustrating to keep changing the same design. 🤣😂

I might be a little too immature

Things might be looking up for me.

Saw an opening in a huge company for a dev position. They might consider me, just biding to see what is said.

That being said, today I deal with a user complaining that their app wasn't working. They moaned that exit should rather be close. The text. I raced 60km because you told me it was crucial. Fuck you.

First Post must be seems to be awkward at this place but it is my first post.
"Sometimes inner me says all this coding related stuff might be getting old day by day
//Generally after watching a sci fi hit:/ :) "

Might be late but Zelda Breath of tne Wild is one of the best damn games I ever played in years!!

Looking through source code and seeing...

//this might be used somewhere but don't know where.

Tried working with ear plugs instead of music last week. I think I might be ditching music 😏

This is it.. this might be the app that I can quit my day job with and just work on nothing but personal projects...

I say about every app ever.

Most days, I feel pretty good about my skill and contributions, but I still sometimes worry that I might be the cog with the terrible code that all my coworkers rant about.

Yeah, I might be late but finally get to watch season 6 of Silicon Valley 😁😁

I have this idea for a story, but I lack graphic talent. It's always frustrated me that I can't bring the ideas in my head out in to visual form, but the programmer in me knows how to be descriptive enough.

Thanks to AI I genuinely think I might be able to make my story as a visual novel. Here's one of the first successful renders of a scene.

This might just work. I'm excited...

Hii! I'm new here. Already loving the vibe.
Might be my next chillzone

Dev: Woah look at this code! I might be a genius!

Also dev a few months later: Woah WTH is this shit? Was I totally dumb or what?

I just had a nightmare I spilled my gin inside my computer. Might be putting that back under my desk... And not leaving drinks on my case with an open top...

contemplating making this really simple regex stop matching dates after year 2999 just cause I think it might be funny and ruin someone's day for a few minutes long after I'm dead.

I'm definately an alpha male.

Give me a couple more revisions and I might be ready to enter closed beta.

If you don't know how to do it the proper way, just throw something together. :D
Might not be pretty, but it works... (only took about 3 hours)

I might be pushing my 4 years old macbook pro too hard with 2 IDEs, 1 instance of datagrip, and tons of open browser tabs, all on 4gb of RAM..

Might be job switching season again…

Actuall live footage of me trying to install and configure VMware to work on arch at the moment...

(I might be a little fucking frustrated)

So apple might finnaly offer a MacBook air revision that is under $1000 USD this year... Let's hope it's not too much in Australia and a MacBook air might not be so fucking pointless now!

Maybe in a million or so years, 1 might gradually get close enough to be 2

Make sure they're implementing basic technology that you deem necessary, or at least that they'd allow you to set it up. If they're working without CI/CD, for example, there are probably more problems.

Also, note that you might also be quite under qualified in comparison to the average employee. That might also affect you in a bad way.

What worked for other might not work for you, so be your best self 🤓

> someone posted a comment
> oh, might be interesting!
> it’s jestdotty
> ah, nevermind

I don’t wanna brag but my home wifi might be faster than your office wifi , also It’s 1500 GB at a price of 0.022$/GB 😬

I dreamr of programming a AI DJ that mixes like David Guetta on steroids on specific dates

maybe something I should do for my capstone, might be a fun project for a company

Disocrd might not be the best product bot holy damn making bots for it is a good and well planned experience.

Some of these apps might be using your microphone to extract your conversation and display you related Ads. 😱🙄

I really do wish that there are parallel universes. So, there might be a universe where I am not maintaining legacy code.

Somehow they felt like the first day of a month isn't always n°1 (and last day might be smaller than 10)

When you have sextuply-nested sub queries, can we at least acknowledge the POSSIBILITY that there MIGHT be a better way??

You might get your degrees and other shit but you'll never be good at any of this if you're not passionate

Might be getting Star Wars Squadrons tomorrow! If I will, I’ll write an honest review of it.

In the beginning of October, I was around 9% of the dev team. Now with some firing & people leaving, I'm 50% of the dev team.

It might be time to jump ship

From CEO position to CTO few months ago.

It might not be a promotion 🤔

Intentionally write code that might be buggy just to finish earlier and start something else.

GitHub Copilot - less developers, more engineers.

Wtf....Facebook just disabled my account and asked to confirm my identity by uploading a photo. What might be the problem?

Uno questione:

Seeing as linux might be going down the shitter soon, could the, 'btw I use arch", meme be replaced with, "btw I use OpenBSD"?
Like I did with the last question, have a snek.

Might not be the most active on github, but all contributions were accepted/fixed.

Guys I think I might have adhd and I might be bipolar. Except I have brown parents that aren’t very understanding

When you start saying 'email' for regular irl mail and then subsequently describe it as 'irl mail' it might be time to log off...

Don't fix what ain't broken.

Alright.. that might not be 100% what need to be done at times, as other out-of-scope things tend to break these things too.

Nevertheless, if you fix what ain't broken,be sure to have it working before you switch over.

Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!

What might this be? 🤔

I said I wanted Ubuntu, and I got Ubuntu 18.04

Why you might ask? Because the older LTS has features that have had more time for bugs to be fixed.

Man all I ever do is fix bugs in a giant overgrown calculator, that has references to code before I was even born. It might be new job time

Went out for a drink after work ... Ran into my boss, and I think he might be quite the mentor

Hi everyone. Thanks in advance. Although this might sound stupid, keep in mind that someone requested the following:

Someone on discord asked me to make an aim assist program for a game. I thought it might be a fun way to introduce myself to memory writing and binary trees. I accepted the request and started researching. I'm using C++ and I have some options if I need to switch programming languages. Honestly I don't know where to start, but I thought finding a color on the screen using ML or something then moving the mouse position might work. This is also one of my close friends so he wouldn't be too sad/mad if I failed the request.

Another small update on my games modding stuff...

Currently building a command line tool to pack the game data, currently have a working sprite packer and am able to actually read data from the packed file and export all images byte for byte... Holy shit I might be able to actually do this!

Let me know if anyone might be interested in seeing a demo or some very unclean source code!

a professor at the uni is recording his lectures to be extra nice for some of us students who might be unable to come or want to repeat some parts for a better understanding of the subject *cough*.
but instead of sharing it via a streaming platform (whichever that might be in the end), he uses the internal net of the uni. i know there might be some copyright issues with material he uses in his lectures, but still.
what he expects us to do is to download files of around 12GB in size per lecture that we want to rewatch.
marvelous.

I just made some intellectual insults, thought it might be helpful

Well, it happened, my school managed to block SSH

It also means no more git, and if this shit isn't fixed I might be forced to use TFS

Whoop de doo

A comment on a handler function that simply says //WTF IS THIS?!
this might be because the last line of the function is:
return @"CHUCK TESTA";

Instead of showing a 404 page we should show some similar links that they might be looking for.

What are some good android developer communities? Looking for somewhere to learn and ask questions that might not be code related, so can't be on stack overflow. What do you use? I use android for hobby projects only.

Daily stand-ups might seem like a joke when done remotely, but I believe they help unite the team, and they play a key role for project managers, even if they're brief. The bigger issue might be just some of the dev's attitude towards it, and the lack of communication through out the project development.

Ok ummm I might be 👉👈 addicted to nicotine again 🥺

That moment when you're on a bus and have idle thoughts just to pass time and catch yourself thinking "I could never imagine <person> ever hurting anyone, it's just not within their scope."
It's happening, the transformation is happening... I'm turning into... a PROGRAMMER! 😱😱

It might seem simple but my coffee grinder is my favourite thing. each morning I grind up a fresh batch to brew. without this the days would be dark indeed.

I might be bad at indenting, ok, but THIS...
THIS is one of the worst thing I've ever seen for HTML

I have a mantra: don't get too attached to the shit you build

That mantra is about to be thoroughly tested - we might be just about to trash one year worth of work coz the 3rd party we were working with doesn't look like they'll be able handle our load

!rant

Showing a php and dual-boot guy the anti-php and anti-window posts might be an intentional algorithm. We never know. 💀

Just stumbled upon this
It ain't even clickbait
Regulations might be good, until power hungry gov start asking more and more

I hate my pinky finger. Can't really activate that little shit while typing code. I recall smashing my fists on the wooden wall from anger, tho, might be the case.

Trying to watch Mr. Robot, but this USA Now app blows! 3 mins of ads every 10 minutes, literally! I think that might be even more than watching it on real TV!

Well thanks....
So I might be a complete useless noob, but android studios help messages are not really helping at the moment either.. 😅

How would you deal with the fact you might be dying soon?

Must be nice not to worry about work.

Writes a slot of code,
Closes laptop and goes for sleep,,

Wakes up opens laptop
commits and git push
and sleeps happily.
who knows there might be robbery at night, or fire in home or may be earthquake.

Feels like dying
I am just a shitty person overall

Sorry all for whatever I said to you that might be suboptimal

Might as well start off with the weekly event!
My favourite famous programmer I reckon is Sir Tim Berners-Lee, because without the work of him and his colleagues at CERN, we'd probably be struggling to talk about our favourite programmers with other people around the world - we might even still be dialing into Minitel and BBSes

"Coding and testing of the iOS app will be done tomorrow. Then we need to sign and publish it + pass review so it might be live this time next year"

my wife just got a request from a specialized search engine for her custom site to be crawlable. on the one hand it might help her gain visitors. on the other hand i now have to look at wordpress and might have to adapt to its standards. meh.

You might be the best web developer out there, you might've worked on tons of frameworks seamlessly. But the feeling of changing <title> of a website feels powerful.

grrrrrr developers that think their math is superior because they think it is superior. im so sick of devs who cannot second guess themselves until proved otherwise. you might be wrong you know.....

Might be a minority here... But I really like Kdevelop for almost all of my programming needs.... Bash, Windows Batch, C, Java, Python.. You name it... Kdevelop's got my back! :)

About every 2 years I try to adopt Linux full time. This might be my time.

Most likely to work seamlessly on Sony or Asus? Ubuntu or Centos?

Definitely my Gilfoyle moment even though I know these offers might not be worth replying for

Do you think that stack overflow members might be ranting about devRant taking over their job? 🤔

I generally just do something else until I can think clearly – that might be birding, playing computer games, or one of a number of other things.

I think work is finally getting to me, I had crazy dreams last night full of stack traces. Woke in a cold sweat...

A : Why don't we remove this feature ?
B : We might be needed in the future.
A : You have to stop think what we might needed in the future with our current state.
............
(After several conversation)
B : So, should we replace X with Z ? Since we only need the X
A : Don't, I can see we might use Z in the future.

:)