Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

5+7=12

I swore that a year was = to 12 months

Just saw this comment in our code:

// TODO: think of a better way to do this

Committed June 12, 2012

Like one of those jobs that demand 12 years of experience with Kubernetes (which was released 6 years ago)

I thought I was a hardcore geek until I came on here.

Super chill enviroment tho

Programmers are some of the nicest people you will meet.

Except the 12 year old hackers.

My family asked me what do I need in these holidays. "Dozen of Raspberry Pi", I replied.

They brought me 12 blueberry.

Password max. length 12 characters. Whyyyyyy?

IOS 12 😱
Now I can finally take a dicpic and measure it at the same time 🤷🏼‍♂️

devRant needed my "physical address" to send me stickers.
I sent them: 8D:*E:85:12:**:**

Waiting for the stickers... :-/

Realising that 12 year olds these days can code and build better than I do today.

When I was 12, I was content playing Pinball and chatting with strangers on yahoo messenger.

I'm 23 and shameless.

Me 12 hours ago: looks like a good idea to get emailed if somebody tries to break into my new server.
Me now:

Siri suggested to install ios 12 to enable the feature, cool.

Applied for a student JetBrains account, i got accepted in less than 12 hours. Thats what I call great customer service!

When the deadline gets extended from 12:00 AM to 9:00 AM, night out is fucking expected ! Fuck them till morning ! FUCK !

WTF your function takes in 12 parameters!!! Then it checks one and pass the rest to another function!!

The ignorance of the 12 year old me destroyed 2years of family memories.

...I wonder what this format option does...

1
10
11
12
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Lets sort numbers like this!
-Greetings from my file manager!

Me : I'll make a small game in an hour or so.

12 hours later

Me: It's almost done just need to fix some collision

6 hours later

Me: Just need to fix the speed .

12 hours later

Me : ... the game, it is not finished yet ...

12/10 UI design at McDonalds...
Left screen with the arrow says: "Look up your orders here"
on the right screen it displays the orders...

Let me see his code and I'll tell you whether he learned or not!!

me when i wake up: im gonna code!
me 12 hours later: i swear ill code this time.

Started repairing this radio from 1954 - I bought it for only £12 from a charity shop!

Installed Ubuntu Linux on my cousin's PC... Age 12... He starts earlier than me... :/
But I'm proud of him :)

Apparently thousands of our users are still using IE 6. While average users spend ~12 minutes on our site, they spend ~20 minutes.

New dev box! 12 cores and 72Gb RAM! :-)

When I was 12 and made an html page ^-^

My own video games I'm waiting to develop since I'm 12 x)

12th cup of tea of the day, 12 more to go, coffee is not counted

Caffeine will kill me

Spent 12 minutes in REM stacking gears. So satisfying. Not coding, but engineering

I lost motivation and focus on the company where I worked for 12 years.
And after 12 years I quit my job last week.
I'll work for a new company next month.
And I won't wait another 12y if I won't be satisfied or disrespected.
Never give up.

Password max length: 12 characters
Additional requirements: exactly 1 special character and exactly 2 numbers.

12 hour day.... Get home Dev food... Anyone having a better meal?

The new google site looks like something i woulda made when i was 12 and discovered border-radius

I hate having a 12 hour shift at subway after studying neural nets at home...

People are so annoying.

It's 12 so finally, happy new year!

I'm trying to spend my new year by reading and there are annoying idiots outside have a country from 10 to 1 until it was 12 am.

Now they have fireworks and are screaming at the top of their lungs with music...

Looks like I won't have a peaceful night.

12:32 AM

My JS function is now lazy loading, expressive, and uses 12 fewer lines of code! 😃

It no longer works, but
... no one is perfect. 😅

System.out.println(1+2+" = "+1+2);

3 = 12, Hence Proved!

I find it annoying how Microsoft only lets you have 12 hours maximum as your active hours, I'm usually on my laptop for more that 12 hours

Am I the only one who thinks that 6 10 12 14 are even odd numbers and 2 4 8 16 are even even numbers?

While Apple is putting 12-year-old fingerprint readers into MacBooks, Microsoft is scanning your eyes with Windows Hello. Who's innovative?

12:30pm - I can't code any more, what does this function even do?
12:45pm - What's a function?
12:59pm - I still don't know what a function is
01:00pm - *Eats Lunch*
01:05pm - My code makes perfect sense

* Chuck Norris once installed windows in his PC.

* After 12 hours of updating, windows uninstalled itself.

I made my first website at the age of 12 with my dad for building company! It's alive to this day 😀

Sitting in a cafe/pub ... Working ... its 12 am ... am here all night ...

Why do people think am the DJ ?

Windows file properties:

Created: 22 October 2016
Modified: 12 September 2016

From 8 cores to 12; from 16Gb to 32; from SATA to NVMe; from 60Hz to 144

I love Moore's Law

My colleague and I have 12 years of college and 10 years of experience between us. Can't figure out how to connect a fucking phone headset.

Tech companies be like:

"We're looking for some young graduates with at least 12 years of experience"

“I’m a CSS programmer, you should try it too”
Heard this in a forum back ‘12 or ‘13.

The next time you see your boss, ask him. Are we using the Joel Test?

Me : it is 12 A.M. now. I should sleep.
Mind : Okay. 10 more minutes.

Me : (At 12:30) Okay. I will sleep now.
Mind : 10 more minutes, please.

Me: (At 4 A.M.) i should sleep now.
Mind : LOL. 10 more....

12 days of work, 12 fucking days straight and I meet the Friday deadline for this ridiculous sprint of never ending tasks.

There’s no better feeling then bringing everything together at 5pm on Friday, pushing to Git and waking out that door knowing there’s nothing more to do until Monday’s testing!!!!

Now excuse me while I go sleep my weekend away!

If you work 8 hours a day sincerely, you will become a manager and work 12 hours a day

Made my day...hahahahah

team downloading a library to solve in 12 hours problems I could code myself out in 15 minutes, complication as a service at its best.

Crocheted a Doctor Who season 12 scarf and then crocheted a mini version so my husband’s cat could match with him.

One of my clients once assumed that paying me 12$ for the domain entitled them a year of content writing and web development.

Just found a job posting requiring 6-12 years of React experience. React came in 2013.

Checking the spam folder...
Damn, I am rich...

This is somehow fun xD

A girlfriend.

Been delaying taking care of myself, my health, my finances, and my appearance. Computers been sucking my time since 12.

Started at a new employer few days ago. It all started with:

'To become familiar with our tech stack and projects we've assigned some tickets to you, 'some' of these are tickets others weren't able to finish'.

The tickets (12):

Status: stuck
Added: 4 months ago
Notes: 12 (mostly negative)
Assigned and unassigned to different people 8 times

The Penguin's den 😅
(that is after cleaning up BTW)

Monitors are a full HD TV and a 12 years old 5:4 for legacy stuff.

Oh shit i watched youtube with mobile data and i used 459mb... 31mb left to use it for 12 days... Shit

I feel my body is changing into greater entity that is God of Time and Space.

"How long does creating this feature takes?"

"42 mins and 12 seconds"

BOOM and its 42 minute, 12 second exact

yeah guys... I'm going to need about 12 more monitors

Storm outside, our whole office left today at 12 and decided to do Homeoffice. Now I'm coding with the sound of the storm. Amazing :)

11:59 -> why am i getting an invalid operation exception?
12:00 -> ...
12:01 -> why are we the only species that can question reason?

Have you ever code for over 12 hours then you get up and your ass hurts 😂

Apple FINALLY announced grouped notifications in iOS 12.
About time Apple...

If you don’t code at least 12 hours per day,

you are clearly a smart developer

Bloody CSS isn't working...

body .belly {padding:8%; overflow:none;}

body .belly{padding:-12%; overflow:hidden;}

My 5 years old pc died, had to pull out my 12 year old laptop back

Never used VIM

WISH ME LUCK BOIS

Me trying to take a screenshot with iOS 12:

*holds home and presses lock* (the only way I had found to reliably take a screenshot in previous versions): Siri

Fuck off Siri I want a screenshot!

*tries again same way*: Siri

Fuck OFF Siri!

*holds lock + home*: phone locks

Christ almighty.

*unlocks phone, presses home and lock at the exact same time*

Nothing happens.

*continues holding* I just want my fucking screenshot.

Phone powers off. Hard reset.

Fuck this shit.

How hard is it to monitor two buttons being pressed at the same time? And if it is so damn hard why make it the ONLY WAY TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT??!

Now whenever I want a screenshot it’s basically a crapshoot whether I will get a screenshot, Siri barging in, or my phone locking on me.

Couldn’t they have just used the volume buttons instead? 😡

WTF, timezones...

How is gmt+12 2018-04-19 02:00

But gmt-12 is 2018-04-20 02:00...

Here in gmt+1 the 20th starts one hour earlier than in gmt..

Time travel? Relativity? Rick? Illuminati?

I‘m confused..

Haven't coded in last 12 days,
Should I sell my laptop and go to Himalayas?

DBA bitches about one of our developers SQL... implement changes... deploy... now it takes 12 minutes... up from 40 seconds... good job!

How? Why?! How???

It's really nice of Microsoft to let us use our computers for 18 hours a day and not 12, Thanks dad.

Once made simple .bat file that opens itself.
Changed the icon to Internet Explorer(yea i know what you are thinking but it was like 2003 or smt.)
Victim clicks the shortcut.
BANG! Endless loop of same application eventually freezing everything.
12 years old and feeling like a damn hacker feelsgoodman.jpg.

You think arrays starting with 1 are annoying?

HA!

How about time in a day starting with 12?

12:00, 12:45, 1:00, 1:45,...,11:45, 12:00, 12:45, 1:00, 1:45, ..., 11:45, 12:00, 12:45, 1:00 again

What if arrays started with 12? I bet Americans would love that!
arr[12]=fuck
arr[1]=this
arr[2]=shit
arr[3]=!!!

Java 12 is here.

Why so many releases now.

It was good earlier, years taken for next release.

Atleast we could update our resumes properly.

About week ago I finally upgraded to ios 12 and I really like screen time reporting. It forces me to spend less time using phone.

It lacks features like listening to music or books time, probably because it only measure screen time. Besides that it’s cool.

!rant
How much coffee so you fellow devs consume every day? I'm at around 10-12 cups a day.

Scored 12% on Codility test today and broke up with my girlfriend now. Lovely.

Windows BOSD evolution. Today: Windows 12.

Ada Lovelace 1834 (The First Programmer) Doctor Who season 12 😍
One of the reasons I love this show is how it brings history to life.

Me: man, who the f*** wrote this?

Dude: No idea.

*Git blame*
(Dude 2016-04-14 12:00:00)

:/

I played Witcher 3 for straight 12 hours 😎

12:21 am
Totally gonna work this time

I guess iOS 12 isn’t fully ready just yet

My day:
5:30AM - 2yo son wakes me up, I send him back to his bed
6AM - wakes me up again, gotta grab a coffee
7:30AM - leaving towards the office
8:30AM - finally arriving to the office, after horrible traffic.
*continue working on major schema change I started yesterday*
12:30PM - Lunch + Beer
1:30PM - Tequila time!
*back to work*
7:30PM - Finally done with coding, leaving the office
8PM - home at last
9:30PM - Beer time
9:31PM - "I'll just write a couple of more lines"
12:30AM - "That's it, no more code for today"
12:31AM - "I'll just scroll through devRant"

i just spent 3 hours on a problem that could have been solved in 12 lines.

i really hate myself sometimes

I just spent *literally* 12 minutes and 39 seconds watching Nyan Cat at 2x Speed.

12 hours until epoch second 1666666666 👀

If month = 12 {
If date = 24 {
print = "Merry Christmas"
}
}

Using computers 12 hours a day since age 8, but learning to develop only in the past year.

I love video games too much.

+12 charisma
-4 endurance
+7 hello world

Developer confession:

I've been writing HTML since I was 12 and I still have to google write the damn doctype

Wait so Win 11 is real?

What happened to the whole Windows 10 is forever and it'll just be updated deal?

I was 12 and saw that Google had a slide in there office, instantly sold.

Fuck it! It works for now push it to prod! I’ve been here 12 hours!

Yes I am 12

Here are all the infos for this Friday night meeting:
- Friday 22/12
- 6PM
- Brussels Central station

Everybody's welcome ! :D

I cannot believe its 2020 and I'm reading: Customize font size for navigation items & tabs as "New Features!"

From Apple:
With an all-new design that looks great on macOS Big Sur, Xcode 12 has customizable font sizes for the navigator, streamlined code completion, and new document tabs

if(night){
sleep(12*60*1000);
}else{
//TODO update when you get a job
sleep(12*60*1000);
}

Why are the MOST important passwords in my life (banks, financial, insurance) the LEAST secure (i.e. Max length 12, no special chars)

Sleep. Yes sleep for 3 days 12+ hours a day. Eat good food. Sleep. No code nothing.

Am currently at a jamboree where one kid said he was really good at maths. Then another younger kid asked him what 12 + 12. The first kid then said 24 to which the second kid laughed and said "twelvetwelve". Then the small kid promptly ran away yelling "catch me catch me".

They really do say the darnest things, but concatenation was unexpected :v

!! TRUE STORY !!

I Began Learning Programming At 12 years-old
with a phone.
Now , I'm 14-years old and have a Laptop !

I HAS A VAR ITZ 12 BTW VAR = 12

I think I executed more than 250 build plans in > 12 build plans.

I don't want to click anymore.

-.-

Half done.

More than drunk.

Yaaaay

Working 12 hour staright sucks

Does anyone else find it super-confusing how Microsoft refers to SQL Server versions by both product year and version number?

For instance, we primarily use SQL Server 2012, 2014, and 2017, which are versions 11, 12, and 14 respectively.

The slight mismatch between the product year and the version number creates a lot of ambiguity. If someone refers to SQL Server "14," we always have to double-check: do you mean 14 as in version 14 as in 2017, or 14 as in 2014 as in version 12? Does SQL Server "12" mean 12 as in version 12 as in 2014, or 12 as in 2012 as in version 11? It's ridiculous!

So i got my remote job. Now working for 12 hours a day.

Graduating from a 12 week hacker bootcamp does not make you a "Sr." anything

A woman sends her programmer husband to the supermarket.

"Bring a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, bring 12".

He returned with 12 cartons of milk.

Today in innocent tech conversations that sound dirty because I am a child: "system shuts down on case penetration"

Dude imagine being born in 12/3/4567.
Writing birth date fast af.
You could even slide your finger as a pianist.

12:55 AM, Subject gets and decides to look at crude oil chart.
1:05 AM, At it.
1:10 AM, Subject decides to check the temperature, using laptop screen in dark.
1:12 AM, Does a wild aerobic move to save flying laptop.
1:13 AM, Finds out that screen is gone.
1:23 AM, Orders new screen.
1:26 AM, Types this rant.

How I work:

I drink lots of coffee and pass out for 12 hours.

It’s like alcoholism, just less productive.

Google's new Material design, with more curvy elements with broad borders, woth cocky font ...... is UGLY as FUCK

12 year kid at work

After 13 months of 12 hour days going back to 7 hours, how will I explain productivity going up... (Been burnt out for last 10 months)

Tired of working 12 hour shifts, I want to go to Europe, I want to feel like an actual human fucking being damn it.

"X Æ A-12" started crying in the morning. So I just used a neuralink prototype and now am able to understand what he wants.

*Relaxed*

8: 00 pm : Found wifi driver issue in Ubuntu 18.04
12:37 am: Still finding the solution...😫😭

MFW when the upgrade that I estimated would take one hour to complete, is now looking to take 10-12 hours...

If I ever run my own engineering team I shall ban all meetings after 12 PM. Or permit meetings only on 2 days of the week.

Even 12 gigs of ram and a i5 cpu cannot satisfy the greed of google chrome.

How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

I have not watched tv or streamed entertainment media in 12 years. What did I miss?

And when I was 12,I was like, playing tetris on my brick game 9999 in 1xD

YouTube really got comfy with those 12-15sec ads

I hacked my friend's laptop when i was 12. Entered the password as BATMAN because his lockscreen wallpaper was BATMAN😅😂😂

Epic comment:

1+2+3+4+....infinity = -1/12
SRC: Numberphile

Dear god, id like to file a bug report(see attached video)

I have like 12 extensions and ram usage is around 1gb :/

This made my day: (Translation: In reality the earth is a star with 12 spikes and generated by this css script.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

Those living in Sydney know there's an app called Opal you can use to navigate public transport.

Part of this is app is a trip planner which can suggest the fastest route to your destination, and is aware of train and bus movements in real-time (supposedly)

Me: Fastest route from station T to station C
App: In 5 minutes, walk 12 minutes to station M and board train. You will arrive at your destination by 20:12

5 minutes later...
Me: Fastest route from station T to station C
App: In 1 minutes, board train. It is the same train that will arrive at station M in 12 minutes. You will arrive at your destination by 20:12

Am I going mad, or does they algorithm stink?

Some days it feels like visual studio is conspiring to break my sanity.

Compile.... 5 errors
Clean & recompile .... 12 errors

Open file that contains the errors

Error report clears all errors ...

Compile .... 12 errors .... But still bloody runs

Stop program .... No errors

Grrrr

Compile .... No errors

For god sake .... Which is it ... Do I have errors or not FFS

OpenSuse'e sarcasm is BRILLIANT!

```
~$ ssh 192.168.122.43 -l root
Last login: Thu Feb 2 19:12:45 2023 from 192.168.122.1
Have a lot of fun...
localhost:~ #
```

*cut and paste my few files to parent folder from current*

windows: 6 days, 12 hours, 10 mins remaining...

Time check 12:21AM in Philippines. Someone is knocking on our house. Suprisingly received a swag from #devrant. Thank you guys!

I'm the company's git guy. Here's an actual, typical, interaction:

[Coworker] 12:08 PM:
Hi jallman112, good afternoon

[Coworker] 12:08 PM:
I get this error -

[Coworker] 12:08 PM:
git.exe clone --progress -v "[path to local SVN checkout]\repoName" "[path to local git folder]\repoName"

Cloning into '[path to local git folder]\repoName'...
fatal: '[path to local SVN checkout]\repoName' does not appear to be a git repository
fatal: Could not read from remote repository.

Please make sure you have the correct access rights
and the repository exists.

git did not exit cleanly (exit code 128) (515 ms @ 3/14/2019 12:07:26 PM)

[Me] 1:38 PM:
Looks like [path to local SVN checkout]\repoName is not a git repo

at most 12 serverless next.js pages on zeit/vercel now
it seems everything is shifting to client

it's only 9:12 AM in the pacific northwest but hey happy new year all you people in eastern timezones

Worked for 12 full intense hours and now that I'm done I dont know if I should eat, sleep or hit the gym...

Everytime I sleep 12 hours (on a weekend) a wake-up like meh.. who am I, what is this world?

Im started with Lego, with 12 i learned to solder, got interested in computers and ended up learning diverse languages to solve problems.

I finally have a devRant sticker which is nice

12 Hour bus drive while everyone else was partying and having a good time.
Well I drank some Jägermeister but so much for party.

this is not really a programming rant, but I hate people that live by stealing from your pocket, I've lost everything... 12 cards incl. ID card

I've made the mistake of reinstalling windows with a ~6 months old installation media.

It's been 12 fucking hours of windows updates. FFS

Project manager assigned me 12 tickets before my holiday in a week... 10 are blocked :D

when you realize Ubuntu 12 is not LTE any more.... tought it was going to be forever....Well yeah let's try lte 16.

Dropping an external hdd with my yr 12 media assessment on it.

2018: Data Scientist = Stack overflow copy pasting: "I followed a 12-hour 'DS' course on Lynda!"

lm() # science

My old iMac 2010 is returned operative after 12 GB of Ram; it seems reborn!

full drupal site build in 24 hours.

6 hours design
6 hours infrastructure
12 hours build (including custom modules)

damn girl, you’re so basic your ph is 12

It's 7 AM here and i had just finished a project deliverable in 12 hours so yea good morning

Before lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.

During lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.

After lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.

FML

Studying for college exam
- 2min/sitting

Coding/reading Docs/Book of interest.... after 12 hours
- " OMD ... I completely forgot, i own a mobile"

EntityFrameworkCore self-given badge achieved...
Clock showing 12pm:12

when my pc was 8 mhz and 12 with turbo on :-P

puts Time.now.month == 12 && Time.now.day == 25 ? 'Merry Christmas!' : 'Merry bug fixing!'

Outside, 16 Degrees Celsius.

First one in the office, nice :)
Bathroom Break
Back in office
...
AC on blast at 12 FUCKEN DEGREES >:(

Tearing my hair out over a skybox in DirectX 12 please save me

In the whole world right now, only 12 people really understand CSS. One is me, eight more are my other personalities.

I wish I could go to work at 12 noon......

not only on mondays

Apple is fucking EVERYONE over with Safari 12. They are changing how extensions communicate with the browser, they are calling the new type of extensions Safari App Extensions. It means all current Safari Extensions will not work in Safari 12.

The problem with this is that they require all extensions to have this “backend” written in Swift with a VERY LIMITED API. Maybe you want to close a tab with your extension? “Fuck you, you’re not allowed” are Apple’s response to that. On top of this shit show their documentation is horrendous.

They will kill the extension ecosystem with this new approach, I’m sure of it, because most of the current extensions will not be able to migrate all their features to the new approach. They have built the API around specific extension types, so lots of extensions will simply not work in Safari 12. For distribution they will only allow extensions to be distributed via their new(?) Extension Store where they will review your code, just like an app for App Store. Unless you’re in the Apple Developer Program, which is $99/year.

I do not understand this change and I think it will hurt Apple in the sense that people will use other browsers where extensions are not as strictly controlled. Usually I understand Apple’s changes but this one is just beyond me. 🦆 you 🍎.

$logger->log_info("Dumper ln:[" . __LINE__ ."] INFO:" , Dumper(%cmd));
[May 1,2018 12:46] Dumper ln:[1118] INFO: 2018-05-01-T12:46:04
...
day++;
frustration ++;
...
Replaces < , > with < . > in line 1.
[May 1,2018 12:53] Dumper ln:[1183] INFO:$VAR1 = 'SQL dude why?';
Mother of Perl !!!

I'm torn apart by the upcoming new year. I can't wait forbthis horrible yearbto end, hoping the next will be better. But I'm afraid this year might be just an intro into what's coming.

Trying to stay positive. Let's hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

"Let me get an early night and wake up early for a change"

Wakes up 12 hours later, 10 minutes before work starts 😑

So, 1920x1080 hey !

The perfect fucking resolution !

you want 12 columns with equal gutters? FUCK YOU!

you want 12 rows with equal gutters? FUCK YOU MORE!

How many seconds are in a year? 12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Travel? go to the beach? No, you get to enjoy your 12 hour shifts during public holidays.

Who works on finalizing build automation designs on a Friday at fucking 12 A.M. what the fuuuuuck