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Being a web developer somedays makes me feel like:
Wow! Look at that super awesome thing these guys coded, and I'm just sitting here aligning divs and changing font colors.11 -
When your friends think that viewing/changing source code of a website is hacking...
Idiots. For it to be hacking it has to be green and black of course...6 -
While the world is busy changing their WhatsApp status, Facebook status, Instagram status...
I'm here, sitting before my laptop, looking at my build status...4 -
- 5 years ago -
Job interview question about mainly a Java position : where do you see yourself in 5 years?
*thinks about how fast things are changing, have no idea what the web, programming will be and even where I will end up and feel like this question is a trap*
Me: in not sure.. A dev lead
- now -
After changing 4 time jobs I'm a dev lead in node js3 -
According to my sysadmin, there is no point in changing our shitty, 20 year old website because technology develops so rapidly, and making it more accessible by Google is overrated...
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User: I can't access the system, it keeps asking me to change my password!
Me: ....
Me: Tried changing your password?
User: Not yet2 -
"Yeah, we didn't send out a notice about changing the format. We figured you'd notice when your code stopped working."1
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Open source block chain neural network binary tree growth hacker synergy vertically integrating cryptocurrency game changing GDPR compliant internet of things node.js quantum computing start up that'll disrupt and pivot the cloud based ecosystem11
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Saw my GitHub project shared on social media. WTF? Guess what the thumbnail is everytime it's shared. Why does GitHub use my fucking face? Fork You!
**changing avatar...**4 -
Fun fact is that I only noticed the 666 rant count AFTER changing my avatars gender for fun/trolling!14
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How many devs you need for changing a lightbulb?
10. One for holding the ladder, one for changing the bulb.4 -
I started learning php at age 15, copying code from tutorials, changing stuff until it worked. Now 10 years later I still copy code from tutorials and change stuff until it works...3
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2 colleagues left the company and I got a pay raise, so that I stay. Getting more money without the fuss of changing jobs is awesome.3
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I feel sad for the NSA employee that is watching me. All he sees is me ranting over coding problems, playing games and masterbating.
He is probably thinking about changing his job.7 -
Best. Fucking. Title.
If you open a PR with such title/description, please consider changing your profession
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How to look like a wizard by doing pretty much nothing.
Open inspect element infront of people who cant program, and do something. They'll think you're a genius for changing a picture.9 -
OMFG BOSS STOP CHANGING MY INTERFACES INTO CLASSES WITH REDUNDANT CODE AND IF ELSES BECAUSE "IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING" OMFG WE ALREADY WENT OVER IT YOU STUPID FUCK!!!2
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One thing that pisses every dev off I know!
Project Managers who think making any changes takes 30 seconds.
"No Susan, changing the site isn't as simple as changing your f**king Facebook status!!"6 -
True compliments I have given:
-*actual tears dripping* I'm changing how I code to be setup more like yours
-if I could fuck that code I would1 -
FUCK THEM FOR CHANGING MY PAYROLL.
MY GROSS RATE DROPPED 50$. AND THAT'S NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON. FUCK THAT COMPANY. I'LL JUST GO AWOL AND NEVER MENTION ANY OF THEIR COMPANY AGAIN.11 -
Stop! Changing! The requiremeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeents!
Hadouuuuken!
Shoryuken!
Tiger punch!3 -
Wonder if they programmed the buttons to be that weird layout, if not (If someone here would get it) we should be able to overwrite it (not by changing the keycaps) 😅😉
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!rant
After a years of struggle with the administration office I managed to create a coding club in my school! Things are finally changing2 -
PSA:
Next time you plan on changing all your model names from "xxxxx" to "xxxxxModel", under a minor version bump so that everyones CI breaks, in order to deliver no benefit whatsoever ..... don't8 -
When you spend a few days getting a monolithic LAMP app working in Docker so we don’t have to follow a 12 page install procedure... only to have your senior say “that’s not the way we do things around here”7
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Subversion should be burried so far beneath the ocean that even the oldest developer, who is so old that he can't even think about jerking off no more, because his beard is so long and thick as a curtain made of strong streams of wool, waying him done so much that his face would immediately smash down to the floor if he ever would ever again attempt to stand up, denying access to his wrinkled dick, can't find it no more.
And yet I still have to use it at my job.2 -
Manager: a person who thinks changing the whole logic of the app only takes 30 sec, but changing the site header should take 5 hour!1
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Unpopular opinion.
Instead changing UI, Microsoft should take their shit and make Visual Studio available on Linux.10 -
*compiled a program but got lots of errors*
My Solution:
Recompile the program 5 times without changing anything hoping that it will solve the fucking problem.3 -
Why the hell does the client keeps changing the bloody specs? Do they think that they've bought us with their money?
😣😣😣😣6 -
Me : so here is your quote for the app
Client : oh yer and it needs to work in both android and iOS, that's not a big deal right?
Me : of course not, however I am going to have to add a little something to your quote!
I don't get how when I ask a client if I got everything right so I can draft up a quote, they don't think to mention stuff like other features they had an idea for or cross platforms they wanted but didn't say in the original proposal -_-3 -
So one of our clients is changing the IPs of his systems (3 servers and one VPN).
It was scheduled that we should support them yesterday. They have tried to change the IPs yesterday for almost 16 hours, don't know they have done in all of that time.
Today I woke up at 8AM on a Sunday (in weekends I just want to sleep!!!!) to continue and hope that we finish fast.
BUT NO! THE fucking VPN IS NOT WORKING!! We are trying to do this over Team FUCKIN VIewer.
But guess what... they cannot either connect to the new IPs from their local systems.1 -
After 20 minutes refactoring code and changing methods, you realize you have been editing the wrong file -.-'1
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I work slow and my work is delayed all because you keep on changing the design and the UX, adding more features and yet keeping the same deadline
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For a solid 5 minutes, I was wondering why the text color wasn't changing.
Sometimes I really hate being a dev.
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Developer 1: Stop changing all my loops into switches!
Developer 2: if you'd learn when to use a switch I wouldn't have to change it for you!
-My 2 devs argument today
#officechat #good2betheboss8 -
With https://github.audio, I can hear people changing the world with technology while am here using bitbucket
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High School teachers said I wouldn't be shit. I'm 20 years old and making more than all of them. Times are changing you assholes6
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It would have been back in the 90s 🤫
I was about 8 years old I guess when I had a friend who had a Commodore64 and he loaded up the good old floppy, typed some things in and the screen started doing things, my mind was instantly triggered for “how did you do that?”.
Moving forward after that I was into gaming on consoles (sega, snes, Atari ect) and always wondered how the games were made (being pre-internet) that was not easy to find info for, otherwise I think inprobably would have ended up in the game dev world.
It wasn’t until I was about 10-11 that I finally got a PC in the house ( good old IBM 386 with 10mb HDD.. yes MB not GB for you young folk) and I was addicted from day one, MS paint, changing settings left right and Center in windows 3.11 and then when we upgraded to W95 and then W98 things got more and more interesting.
God the memories, and games (MAME32 was the best)😆
Shit now I want to find some old school games for a trip up memory lane 😂
When I was 15, I made my first website in front page (don’t judge), was a nice big walkthrough with photos and map locations for GTA 3, and since then I’ve never looked back. -
A co-worker doesn't like to use async/await operators, so he's always changing the code to use promises and callbacks and apparently async functions whitout awaits...
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When you spend 1 hour trying to hide content by changing a class but then realise that you have a “display: block” overwriting said class 13 lines higher up. Fu** me. Fu** CSS.
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One more reason to hate Windows - Changing default browser will be made difficult in Windows 11. Thank you Microsoft
https://theverge.com/22630319/...14 -
QA: “not accepted since text differs from specs.”
Me: “but... the text comes from specs, I copy pasted it yesterday, wtf?”
*checking specs versioning*
Specs updated 1 hour ago
Having to input text from jira to the language strings cause design’s too lazy to do it themselves is stupid enough, but the good old “specs changed after the feature is done” gig is a must... to remember you why you hate working for someone.13 -
!rant
Neighbouring nursing student asked me to recommend her a good laptop. I take a look at her existing one and it's an ultra book in pretty much decent condition. I ask her what her issue with this one is and turns out there's not enough space on the hard disk (30 GB SSD). I advice her to consider upgrading instead of buying a new laptop and she agrees. She also asks me if I can fix the track par of the laptop as it's not working. I take a look at the system tray and then work my computer science magic (press the fn+F9 to activate the trackpad) and boom! It's a miracle and she's squealing with delight. I even ran a disk cleanup and wiped 3Gigs of space so that she could continue downloading the episode from Netflix.
I hear a lot of you people complain about being asked to do outrageous tech shit because you're a computer person but man, I sure love being the "tech guy". :D16 -
I was changing the default browser to Chrome, then I got this message.
Shall I stop using other browsers and use Edge instead because of the so convincing message.
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a friend of mine told me about how he hacked this website
all he did was opening the dev-tools in chrome and changing some values...2 -
Lack of documentation on internal deployment process/tool we are forced to use, but can't migrate because the process owner won't approve it because it doesn't meet their unposted ever changing guidelines.
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Microsoft keeps changing the logo for Azure because it's an easier thing to fix than their shitty services.6
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Meeting: Here is the brief. Its specific. Inplement it.
Me: It's done. Gone live.
Client: Can you just change the whole thing to be completely different to my original specific spec? It'll only take a minutes?
Me:
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Hi everyone, I'm a dev and work with ADVPL here in Brazil, I always wanted see my gitlab changing while I'm working in a project and now finally I can see it!
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I've been toying with the idea of making a change to my working life for a while now. Its a big decision, and could affect something thats been working well.
But today I've made that decision ... and i'm going for it ... i'm going to leave my headphones in the office and stop carrying them in / out everyday.
Its a scary thought, but i'm ready for it. Wish me luck, see you on the other side!1 -
Was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My vision almost immediately started changing. Working with my monitors all zoomed in is frustrating af...6
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Wasted 2hrs changing the whole code, later realized I had passed the arguments to the function in wrong order 😑😣3
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Changing from Windows to Mac be like:
CTRL+C
***** that's CMD+C
CMD+C
CTRL+V
***** that's CMD+V
CMD+V
And so on until you get used to it 😂5 -
What started as a changing our games background music as a joke quickly turned into 3+ hours of debugging.. For fuck sake.
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Challenge☕️💻🎊
_________________________
Changing value of two variables without using third variable.16 -
Does changing default SSH port really make server more secure? Most of scan apps (eg. Nmap) will find it anyway, won't they?5
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I've spent a few hours trying to fix a bug and wondering why nothing was changing when I refreshed the screen... I was refreshing the live site instead of the local.2
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Got a nice PR merged. Happy because it's on a popular project with over 4k stars. Ashamed because 50% of the commits are changing indentation from 4 spaces to tabs 😌1
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When you're wondering where all your work went and realize the IDE stashed it because you forgot to commit before merging/changing branches.
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Mood swings are:
When you get bored of black theme and change to light theme.
And later changing back to the good old dark theme6 -
Is it real that github are changing master to main? Does this mean I need to call my dungeon master main now? She’s not going to be happy...6
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Is it just me or does changing the theme on Notepad++ to Deep Black make everyone's code feel like it has the complexity of Autodesk Maya?
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Why do people push me to publicly speak? I'm an introvert.
........
I may have said yes to every meeting from now until the near future, changing that right now.3 -
Front End Developer's work life balance 🤣
It might also be frustrating to keep changing the same design. 🤣😂
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If Skype 4 Business could stop changing the control names for their input fields, randomly, that'd be great.5
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Visual studio intellisense is going to make me commit bridge jump
In HTML, it's changing "id" to "itemid" ???
In JavaScript, it's changing document.getElementById and document.querySelectorAll to documentgetElementById and documentquerySelectorAll ????
What the fuck is this horse shit. It's only getting worse and worse. It's like Mt. Saint Helen blew up 5 minutes ago, they updated the system, and accidentally set off the Yellowstone Giga-volcano. Fuck you, william gates.5 -
Corporate treating promotions as a "once-in-a-lifetime" "extravagant" "life-changing" "spectacular" event is exactly why the tech sector ain't leveling up.10
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Broke: logging into GitHub to pull changes from a private repo
Woke: changing the repo from private to public, pulling unauthenticated, and then changing back to private. -
Who was working for 20 minutes without TypeScript compiling and wondering why nothing was changing: this guy 🙋🏻♂️1
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I understand that changing code requires it to be tested, but removing code that has been commented out for years shouldn’t matter!
Save my soul11 -
Ugh downfalls of building with open source and constantly changing tools is having one perfectly functioning project just stop working... Time to redesign... Again!3
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making 3 branches because the client can't make an app logic changing decision while he still demands big features 😒1
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Reading all these lovely rants about PMs, I'm considering changing my profession to PM hitman.
Find me on Craigslist :-)9 -
Work on a Python mapping project, get everything right except changing color of points on the map. Take a long break on that project, come back and realize I made a capitalization error 😂😂
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Took me solid 9min to realise I'm changing admin settings on testing server, was mindfucked why my local is not reflecting any changes.
Now I want to slap myself.....2 -
Run the tests before you commit, even if it was just a minor modification.
(Yep, I broke most of the tests by changing only a couple of lines. Lesson learned.)1 -
Linux:
echo name > /etc/hostname
Windows:
This PC -> Properties -> Extended Settings -> Hostname -> OK.
The fuck windows?!
I'm changing a hostname, not taking out a loan.8 -
no, we're not changing the world.. we're just building "textbox over database derpy enterprise solutions"1
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The moment when your ecommerce site relies completely in 3rd party vendor, and their API is changing without any heads up or announcement3
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Struggling to go to meetups between classes, my internship, and far-teaching. It's only about 45HR/week between the 3 but the constantly changing focus makes it all the more tiring.1
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Fuck Tik Tok or whatever shit that thing is
That shitty commercials are all over google ads. Ok, I have seen that girl enough changing scenes, so please fuck off.2 -
When you new to devrant (and your autocorrect keeps changing it to servant) and you don't know how to edit your first post (add more tags)4
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API team: "Hey they have a client demo on Monday! What about changing all of our object IDs from int to string on a Friday night without notifying our only subscribers?"1
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"How do I update some content in the CMS?", asked the bewildered Web Project Manager. The Developer snarled "... By clicking the content, changing the text and clicking save!"
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I think I've officially changed everything over on my dev rant profile. I love all the options for the avatars. I wish changing myself in real life were this easy.
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When my shitty c# code actually fucking worked.
Even changing like, the most simplistic things with a mod for a game is an accomplishment. -
Linux certainly is the best. It works even on my slow 4gb laptop.
One of my family member's laptop running vista went dead today. Checked system, seems like only workaround is using repair disks with iso. Used this chance to finally convince her on moving to ubuntu.
Well, considering there wasn't even any comparison needed for Vista x Linux, she might just need to suit herself using libreoffice instead of winoffice. Just afraid she(not familiar with computers) might be bothered about the sudo here and there-thats something that takes time to get used to for non-programmers.
Well, changing someone's OS really is a great accomplishment. Kudos for myself.3 -
Fuck you stackoverflow. You should have told me this before I changed my username. Did you expect me to know this somehow???
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Trying to decide whether or not to learn Node.js, I have been using PHP for the past 4 years and I feel that I am not up to date with the changing Web Development Community.17
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I took half an afternoon to realize that the complex problem I was facing could be solved just by changing a variable's name for another one that would do the trick.
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Try to avoid writing code that just works because one day some of your colleagues will have to refactor all of it and changing 70 files aint something someone would enjoy doing.1
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"agile" teams, changing scope, unrealistic deadlines, non-tech PMs...
So much fits into this category.2 -
In my office I've made a habit of changing the desktop background of anyone who leaves thier workstation unlocked to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to encourage good data security.
It's working.6 -
Changing jobs is like opening new box full of candy. Everybody likes candy but not everyone likes every kind of candy.
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For some reason I find reading tech books a repelling activity. I'd rather spend longer hours googling SO issues, GH/GL tickets, reading blogs than reading a well recommended book on the topic.
But then again.. What is the difference between a series of blog posts and a book...? Not much of it. At least I cannot come up with how blog posts would be superior to a structured and many times reviewed book :) Many posts are lame or just skim through the topic. The same holds true with books too. So maybe it's worth getting that 200pages thin book instead..2 -
I'm sorry to say this but if you keep changing your naming "convention" every freakin day it's not a convention
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This guy was editing a code file but compiling and running a differnet version with the same name in a different location and kept asking around not knowing why nothing was changing1
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Always always always restart command prompt after changing path variables!
Learned this the hard way after struggling for like 2hrs1 -
When you have two projects opened and you changing code in one project but running another
And going crazy as you do not see the changes...
Happened 2 times with me 😂😂😂6 -
You might be the best web developer out there, you might've worked on tons of frameworks seamlessly. But the feeling of changing <title> of a website feels powerful.
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What do you think is the best TLD for a portfolio? I bought a .me domain but I'm thinking of changing it to .net or .dev...7
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when I follow a tutorial I have to name the variables and class exactly as they do because I m too paranoid that changing their names could lead to bugs.
#photocody6 -
The Dev was asked an update on his sprint task.
What task? The Dev asked.
"You know changing our git branches from master to main" says the Scrum master.7 -
!rant
Has any of you ever felt like you were going straight towards a burnout if you keep doing your actual job but consequently don't have any energy left during spare time to learn something new, new skills you would need to land a better job? Think changing programming "branch".
How/what did you do? I'm thinking of trying to get my boss to let me work less hours... But I honestly don't know if it would be enough.
Any advice?
Sorry for the downer post, I'll be back with shit my colleagues say soon enough ;)4 -
Changing from vscode to Visual Studio, because new team has C# projects.
Changing ide is very painful.9 -
Every company seems to be changing up there logos....well that company did it, I guess we should as well
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Been looking at a new hires code and hes decided to strip all of the whitespace out of a file as well as changing variable names to things such as date and date2.....2
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!rant
Sometimes my friends think I am being a super-hacker but in reality I'm just changing the colors in my tmux.conf -
Has your thumb ever touched the trackpad inadvertently changing the line selection on the screen and your train of typing comes halt only after few words?!?1
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When you reported a bug using Google's own sample code. Only changing the list item count = 1 will cause it to never display the data. Yet being marked as **WorkingAsIntended**
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Left my pc unlocked. My group mates changed my Facebook language to Arabic. Had a hard time changing it back :/1
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You make edits to your code, then you deploy.
But the behavior remains the same.
You try to figure out why your new code doesn't get executed.
Try other cases.
Try changing this.
Try changing that.
Still no changes.
Then you realize you deployed to a minimized emulator* the whole time.
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Changing instances to arrays. So we've all had this issue:
Option 1 was the most flexible and abstract option where a lot of functionality could be built on this.
Option 2 was the fastest solution, that would solve only specific problems.
The whole Agile philosophy points to option 2. The problem is that clients will always want to add that functionality in option 1, and changing requirements makes us lose time, the precious resource that managers supposedly cherish, yet they always want us to choose the fast option.
We're at that point where the client wants to add functionalities, but since we already built with the previous requirements in mind. Ugh.
Changing instances to arrays.1 -
I'm a web developer that would like to do some game development. I focus on front end, and have done backend work (not a lot of databasing, though). I mainly use JavaScript and Python, with enough knowledge of Java, C#, and PHP to get by when I need to. I've also got a background in graphic design.
What aspects of game development might be a good fit for my skillset?
Where and how do I get started? I've looked at Phaser in the past, since it was inspired by Flixel, a Flash game library I used for a some simple projects in college.3 -
This is really annoying when you’ve good paid job with really good coworkers but you want to change it... I always wanted to be a programmer but when I started my work in IT trade I got job as administrator... several years have passed and now changing my job is a big deal (degradation of my salary to 1/2 of actually). I don’t know what should I do... my programming skills is not impressive...I know java a bit with spring boot , hibernate and some other things(totally junior lvl of these skills)... but I think it’s not enough...this is really hard situation :/4
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Client website, causing no problems, online for a few years, nothing changing, traffic relatively small, rolling along nicely, nothing out of the ordinary.......
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Give up trying to change CS education since current formal education systems used since the prehistoric times are unable to teach CS properly. Instead, tell the students from day 1: "What you'll learn is either already outdated or will be outdated by the time you graduate. Be ready to learn stuff by yourselves or switch your major."
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It's okay to be afraid of learning new things but this shouldn't stop you from actually learning it. Industry is fast changing and you need to evolve yourself with it.
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Settling with the fact that you will start with 15-20 game changing ideas, but in the last will complete only 1-2(read 0)
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Exactly 2 days before I change my username to something new. See you guys later! I hope someone remembers me :)
Changing to thatGuyWithLinux9 -
The designers kept changing the layout for a web app every week and refused to use a version control system so they sent the new files by slack every release9
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My code is in Acceptance Testing phase, and I got a defect reported.
I tried to redo the same without changing the code, it works for me
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What's with this scroll bar? I like the changing size of the bar as it scrolls faster, is there a name for this type of scroll animation?
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Restarted my ZFS NAS today which last time corrupted one drive because of this changing /dev/sd? stuff. Now replaced them by IDs and rebooted. Enough adrenaline for today.
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Internal team changing specs because they don't understand how much work went into the project.
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Writing the function is more important than changing the theme of your text editor. Your theme is already good enough.2
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For some reason when creating my account i wrote PetarPeychev as username but got Petarpeychev somehow. Then I tried changing the capitalization but it didn't work cuz apparently the name is already taken (by myself?). So I thought about doing the ole' c=a; a=b; b=c; and now I know about the 6 month restriction...
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I am starting to think the biggest problem with my current project isn't the business unit changing their minds all the time. It looks like the biggest problem is me continuously refactoring the code.
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Unlike biology, our field is dynamic! Things keep changing often.
So, no matter how much u already know, keep learning always!!
Never stop learning!! -
How is it possible?
I installed a treeview module. I followed all the documentation and the module is showing. Perfect!
Me: create 3 roots,
Module: all is ok.
Me: 😊create 2 nodes,
Module: everything is fine.
Me: 😁3rd node
Module: ... Kaput. tree displays like the nodes are in random order.
Me: 🤨Check the database, and fix the set.
Module: Aah much better.
Me: 😃Try to change an int.
Module: Noooooo! Big mistake!!!
Me: 🤔Ok, ok, ok, rollback! 😧
Module: still in random situation
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The meme I saw here before... changing stuff and seeing what happens... with a side of documentation.
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Guys, I'm changing my email provider and am looking for a (paid) one that focuses on security and data privacy. Any suggestions/experiences?3
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Working on my first big project. The business have no idea the fuck they want and are constantly removing/changing things.
Send help1 -
When I first discovered QBASIC installed on my machine, cracked open the source code to Gorillas, and tried changing it to see what would happen.
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Every time I see posts about api's changing I wonder if none of those companies uses api versions, or simply deprecate functions before removing them...1
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When you are changing and updating your code update your comments/docs also, there's nothing worse than getting confused by someone else's code to find that the comments/docs are wrong
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Make the analog clocks at work run faster. Might be able to do this with changing the timing crystal. Depends upon the clock I guess.10
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Ever since I've switched to Linux, I've stuck with Ubuntu. Thinking about changing it up and trying something new. Any suggestions?19
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Sometimes I feel like going back in time and changing some things. If life would have a debugger would know when I am doing a mistake.3
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What infrastructurial fuck / poor design happened that Tinder does not allow changing the profile nickname? Did some enlightened celestial cunt thought of using the nick as a primary key or what the fuck?3
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Just to clarify my previous rant:
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At the place I intern, we're managing a project that's quite old (about 8 years). There's a specification document that discusses features but the mentioned stuff has been subject to incremental changes over the years so that these documents no longer fully discuss exact specifications of a particular feature. I'm curious on how you keep track of such incremental changes to a feature? Do you update the specification document with the new requirement document or is there some other way to do it?1
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I fucking hate people who keep changing little things when the big things don't change for the better to annoy me !
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Nothing like changing state contract ws-security polices to make your eyes bleed and your brain melt with symmetric encryption binding in WCF services
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Did you make your avatar look exactly like you or you played changing things on it?
(Like adding tattoos you don't have or anything like it.)4 -
Had a sleep paralysis of Rick Flair's voice saying "ostentatious, yeeeah" over and over again slightly changing the tone like in that "Doctor Deuce dot com" meme https://yewtu.be/watch/...
fucking hell1 -
I made "glass holder" application for Android. The glass wich I put on the phone can change color too. It's only available in Hungary. Do you want to have it? If the answer is yes, I translate it to English and publish everywhere.3
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!rant
Follow up rant of my previous rant about the job interview I had.
I did it. Today I finally got an offer from them. So happy right now.
I just can't wait to have in the resignation for my current job.1 -
What type of technology is used nowadays in IT companies when it comes to storing, changing, deleting and reading data?
Is SQL still a thing or is it outdated?15 -
Some people try to talk by changing their accent to look cool.
And my mind every time is like - man stop that and try to change your mindset first.1 -
Whenever I wanna feel more frustrated and angry than a fucked website, I go to a car service...
They're changing my rear break pads for the last 3 fucking hours. 😤😤😤1 -
That frustrating moment when you create a source file with random name and later which becomes the final name coz changing the file name and linking it becomes so damn vauge.
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Honestly my biggest rant in the past month hasn't been about code, It's about Windows 10 changing my desktop password to my Microsoft Account. I have certain security pet peeves and it just screams "telemetry"...
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When your project manager/tester keeps changing different fields required, which is being handled 100% with JQuery....requiring you to rewrite the entire functions logic
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Why humankind why? People changing my code, commit without testing and QA is complaining cause the shit isn't working.2
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C++ is the worst thing ever happened to the developer community.
Doesn't have a stand of its own. Always changing. -
Changing the relations between three key entities two weeks before the launch is just like changing Austria Gp with Spain Gp for Ferrari
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Something as simple as changing the color on a pie chart in visual studio frustrates me!!!!!!
why cant it be as simple as color = color.black!!!!4 -
Man.. if only switching to a new Windows PC was as easy as changing Android phones. Having to reconfigure all my Dev tools is such a pain in the ass!1
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client kept changing in app for 6 months then complained that it took too much to finalize and other people might release the same app before his.2
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Currently thinking of changing my dual boot setup on my desktop for ESXi with Windows (with GPU passthrough) and Ubuntu as second VM...
What do you think?2 -
https://towardsdatascience.com/chec...
“Check and see if your model can over fit”
See I did that and nothing was changing wtf pytotch !!!!2 -
After 7 years law is changing. The company that hired me as freelance CTO needs to offer me a contract.
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Frustration is starting a very large data object with multiple child objects while a project wide refactor is underway changing the MVC architecture and introducing serialization.
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Changing from being a developer to a SAP Business Analyst / Functional Consultant some years back was both my best and worst career choice.
Please don't hate me.1 -
If you guys take syntax changing frameworks as still coding on the language the framework based on, I'm a c++ dev from now on.
P.S: read the tags3 -
I hate how Amazon is "randomly" selecting orders changing them so they can only be paid with a credit card :/1
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Wtf do some tests before releasing your software! Changing /tmp permissions to 600 is not supposed to happen you i***t!4
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WTF ! Spent the whole day yesterday refactoring an old code and today a new requirement came, which adds a new functionality changing the entire code again.
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Every time we ask the directors what they think about the design. They introduce a new feature...
Can't you just decide what color will be the plane without changing the maximum speed???? -
Customers that keeping changing their mind.. and when you are done with it they are like... Oh no wait, the other way was better...1
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What's the most annoying thing you hear from a client ?
Mine is "It shouldn't take too long" referring to changing how the users see data -
How nothing in our ever changing workflow is ever documented, we’re just out in the wild Wild West figuring it out as we go.
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Aliaz 2.1.1 is out ! 🥳🚀
- BugFix
- Edit a traduction
- Command changing
- Addition of a check box
- And more !
github.com/72y9op/aliaz -
I got this huge onboarding bonus with Airbnb. I wrote life changing artistic code that affects the lives of millions. Then I met this incredible hot chick and bought a house in Malibu.
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Been tryna clone this website using react js instead of the normal html and css for like 5days now, and these guys keep changing and updating the layout 😩😩😩 whyyyy meeee??????
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Has anyone used LDAPS in Node.js with activedirectory package?
I’ve used it for LDAP but getting issues when changing the URL to LDAPS, Abs I cant find proper examples on Google2 -
Stop changing the spec with "minor changes" (that each add a bunch of work) while dev is in progress god dammit!
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