<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

I BOUGHT A DOMAIN IN MY SLEEP!!!

Now I don't know what to do with it!

Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P

What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

Fav so far

Oh! Fuck! What should I do now!!! There is a fucking human filter.

Thanks Google. That's exactly what I need right now.

Mom : both are the same u idiot, what the hell you are learning now days

Me : mom pls ;_;

When you don't have a specific dev task to do...

Windows: I need to update
Me: Fuck off I'm doing an assignment
Windows: Nah mate I need to update like right fucking now
Me: For fucks sake, go on then, but if you take longer than 30mins I'll delete you again
Windows: *Updating 25% done*
Windows: *Reboots*
*Grub rescue screen*
Me: Hello?
Windows: ...
Me: ...
Me: You fucking cunt

Now this is what I love to see whenever I start the terminal

Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.

Now, only God knows.

*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".

Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)

The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.

At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭

Yay!

I got my GitHub student pack!

Now what should I use it for..

Now, I know what you meant by this story but... Um... Title needed a little more work I think

Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.

Just finished assisting a junior dev with optimizing his code.

What used to take 2+ hours now takes less than 4 mins! 😎

For some reason my tech enthusiast mind gets really enthusiastic about the fact the Google calendar icon is now based on what date it actually is.

What If our Boss's read our Rants...
OH GOD NO!

But

What If they write there OWN rants about us?

Now im scared

Forgive me, for I have sinned 😥

But vsCode can’t do what I need it to do right now

now you know what to do ;)

Still haven't thought of a proper rant to celebrate my achievement but for now, what about a selfie of me with a celebration special beer!

IT'S Official Now.

Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:

Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"

Not sure what to do now... :P

Just spent 3 hours on my Python server application.
It now does EXACTLY what it did before.

Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...

*15 minutes later*

Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?

/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */

Situation is like: what do i do now🤦‍♂️

Headphones.. I miss 'em already

Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?

Dunno what to do now...

The moment when you finally figure out what was going wrong with the code. Just had one right now!

Now this is what a captcha should look like...

Look... theres an error in my commented code
Now what i cant even comment

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

Encountered this is my computer science lab.

One of the most useless keys. Majority doesn't know what it does. And now there's two of it xD

Now that's what I call "open-source".. Really! Well done Microsoft!

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Yippee, my code compiled successfully.
What possibly could go wrond now 😂😂

What did ms word tell excel?
Dude I don't wanna deal with your sheet right now.

teaching myself pointers right now

here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

Oh, i have to get up in about 5 hours for work, but hey, now i know what microservices are 😅

Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?

Damnit I stayed up until 230am cause I had to see what "Mr robot" was all about and now I'm on episode 5.

What is `socially engineered malware` now ?

So I've been playing some DnD with friends.
And we've been working with some lego characters, whiteboard markers and plastic sheets to draw on.

But that's always a mess:
The ink was old and did not come off again for the most part
The sides of the map curled up and and made the lego character fall over
The lego characters were too big
And more...

So I thought, why not make it digital?

And so I did.
I used UWP to make a master and a client, both using the Windows Ink api to be able to draw.
Some circles with an initial served as characters, and everything was synchronized using a TCP library I wrote half a year ago.

Yesterday we tried it out.
We all (including me) were sceptical if it would work well because the 'analog' clumsy way we did it before does have a certain charm.

But at the end we were all very enthousiastic about it and we'll be using it next time too!
It's awesome to be able to create programs for your own use :D
That's why being able to program is such a great thing!

Now I need to restructure everything, make it more efficient, add a turn order display, make the map zoom- and moveable and more and more....

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

What do I do now? :/

IT Requests:

"I need (insert vague IT related need), because otherwise we can't do our job."

- What have you been doing up until now?

Gee, thanks for the descriptive error. That's really helpful. I now know exactly what to do.

Broke my only laptop. What do I do now?

When i Code , I feel like i should take a break,
After Taking a Break,
WTf why I took the break , now what this code do !!!

That moment when you finish a project and you think to yourself "What now? Am I still needed? Life is pointless now."

What is Unity?

At first I thought it was an Ubuntu UI... Then a C# app framework like PRISM... Now it seems to be some mobile game engine?

MY SISTER (the LibrOffice OS one) GOT ME A MUDAFUCKING RASPBERRY PI 3 😍😍😍😍

Now what to do with it 🤔

>Recruiter: So you have worked with Java for about ten years now.
>Me: Yes.
>Recruiter: What do you like the most about Java?
>Me: ...

Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)

Now THIS is what I call an update 💯👏

Best: I'm a senior Front-End developer now

Worst: I'm still have no idea what I'm doing

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

FUCK and FUCK I forgot my mobile at apartment and now i am wondering what will I do during breaks at work.

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

Unit tests fail.

Re-ran it again without looking at details.

Unit tests pass now.

What. Why?!

Now I can't sleep at night.

So... The school blocked ssh. And now I can't access my home computer. What do I do now?

GoDaddy has just called me to help me setup my website, that I've been using for 4 months now. What the actual fuck.

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.

the coolest is this what I working on right now it's cool calendar hard to code but still fun

yeah I actually forgot to thank stackover flow from what I am now. Thank you Stackoverflow

credits on the owner of the photo.

AIs are following us on twitter now. What next?

Sent this to my boss just now:

Let's see what happens! :)

Going to sleep now. (Devious Me) 😈
[you'll know what I mean]

*Open devRant on my phone
*Scrolling, laughing, do things.
*Enough devRant now, close the app
*Open devRant on my laptop

Me: What am I doing here !

Thanks apple.
Now I know what are requirements to publish application to app store.

I finally have a storyline for my game and it's pretty interesting..
Now I dont know what software to code the game in :c

Check this!!

Do you know watermelon is 50% water?

The other 50% is melon.

Thanks for reading this, now continue at what you were doing.

Always dreamt of having a 100 mbps Internet connection. Now that I have one I have no idea what to do with it.

I have this project I've inherited, yea I seem to do that a lot, but this damn thing, has to run in php5.4, has deprecated functions for php7 everywhere and a lot of them and there's no classes anywhere beyond some libraries.

Everything is procedural with random scripts being injected left right and center.

I kid you not,

$thisThing = true;
If(x==y)
require "path/to/some/script.php";
else
require "path/to/a/slightly/different/script.php";

If($thisThing === false){
// well it was modified in that small block about 10 different times
}

Those injected scripts then accept data from the parent scope so, looking at file X, you need to have open file A,B, E, and M to understand where variables have been initialised and what there current state could potentially be.

Basically this thing was bandaid after bandaid for feature requests with 0 refactoring.

Here I am trying to implement some basic functionality (should only take an hour or so + a bit of manual testing) but no, I'm literally at the point of hitting the delete button on the entire project and starting again.

I've seen SOAP on here and now in other places.. can someone explain what it is to me like I'm drunk?

When left hand feels itchy because you may have copied something a bit ago and never pasted it, but now you don't know what or why

I’m saving money to buy sketch, but guess what...

Adobe XD is free now 👌🏼

What now pls?🤔

Finally completely caught up on Silicon Valley. Now what...

!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐

You are now the head of Microsoft Windows development. What changes do you make?

Woooo, now that's what I call a smooth landing

Ransomware: Haha, pay me now or say goodbye
Me: Hey, What are you doing on my Pentium?
RW: Whaaat? Fuck man you are a disgrace. Here take some $2000 and now I be off.

my hero....

DO WHAT YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT

AND DO IT NOW!!!

Windows crashed and now it gets stuck on this screen

Linux has low disk space and it can't access Windows drive partition for some reason..

What do I do now? :/

So... no more software, only apps now.

We no longer make software? What did I miss?

My boss wants to use Google Calendar instead of Trello from now on. What the fuck man...

At my balmer's peak and have nothing to work on... what am I supposed to do right now?

Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!

!rant

Found this today, it's my debugDuck now!
What do you guys think?

On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:

sudo apt update

Ahh, now I feel like I did something.

"dude! are you hacking!?"

shutup, haven't had coffee yet.

Now this is what a console message should look like.

That feeling when you're finally able to reproduce a bug...
Now it's time to dig through the logs to see what actually happened.

I just spent *literally* 12 minutes and 39 seconds watching Nyan Cat at 2x Speed.

Note to self:
Fucking comment your fucking code
So I finally got time to work on an old project and now I can't figure out what does what.

Hey there 👋

I am more or less throwing any burden (WhatsApp, Facebook, Google etc.) out of my life. Of course I will continue using the Google account for YouTube and some games that need it.

That's what it looks like right now:

Raspberry Pi 3B+
✅ webserver
- forum - complete (atm just for me)
- blog - no ideas and just installed october cms and nothing done yet
- nextcloud - complete and filled with my porn... eeh... data

✅ mailserver
(missing spamassassin, clam or sth. like this but it's working 😂)

✅ matrix-synapse
(as an additional alternative to messengers)

______________

Raspberry Pi 2
✅ catches dust
(any ideas?)

Of course, many more configurations and the like are necessary before everything is ready... but what then or what else is there?

At the moment I still use WhatsApp. Just wanna take time before sending everyone a message about changing the messenger and that it should be important for thinking about the own privacy, which alternatives there are bla...

Edit: For passwords I'm using Myki - didn't hear anything bad about it yet and it's very easy to use (Firefox add-on, Android app).
I love my passwords with 200 characters 😂
Maybe someone's knowing more about them?

Hope I didn't forget a thing... thanks in advance aaaaaaand... I'm gone. ☺

Now what exactly do I do with this error code. Windows sometimes sucks at showing proper errors :/

Say what now

I got rejected by a unknown beautiful girl and now i dont know what to do. I can't sleep.

What the fuck, accessed it via hidden release page now, but why the fuck would I need to create a fucking account just to download it, fucking lunatics.

What I've always wanted since I was a kid vs what I get now

When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.

UUUggh!

Since Parse is shutting down by January 27th, I need to migrate my startup application's entire database to a new platform. What a pain. I'm thinking of doing Firebase...

So this very random thought pop up just now.

What if Satoshi is on devrant? 🤔

It is now 12pm.... Time to get up... Now what should I do today?

Bachelor's life at 30... Dunno if I should be happy or sad that there's no one nagging me to do stuff...

So, i short circuited a fuse on my laptop (accidentally) and...

MS windows is running much better now. 😐 What even.

What kind of headache are you guys having right now?

Now that's what I call a real hacker 😂

Just realised I've been member for over 2 years now, it has been fun to see the community grow and what the platform has become!

How to NOT handle dates!

Do not put the date to "mdy" format, today would be 050217.
Working on an intranet for some multi-billion corporation, and was wondering why events from last year were showing.

Last year's events were 28th of October, 2016, and was showing as upcoming events :)

Checked the code, and saw this. Quick fix, turned dates to UNIX timestamp, and it worked.

"Now that we can do anything, what should we do? " - Bill Buxton

I've stopped bringing my laptop to work. They gave me a pc that has 2 gb ram. What should I do now? 😐

What does full stack developer mean these days. It used to mean you could work the database, the backend code and the UI. What does it mean now?

What language is now in fashion?

Google in their *infinite wisdom* has decided the .dev domain they bought should be forced to https in Chrome 63 fully knowing it's a common test gTLD for Web developers.

Laptop Recommendations? What do you use now?
Use cases: General use, python, scala, web dev etc.

Ohhhh what my eyes saw ?
Adaptive sync enabled now in mesa !!!!!

Can you tell what keys were used the most?

Got to clean the keyboard now.

Only now just realised the Nintendo switch has an ARM CPU... Im even more impressed at what people are pumping out now...

when you receive promotional messages from your old company.
and feeling hits

"So, this is what we are now..."

Wait, what now??

Just opened a month old android studio project and now I'm wondering what the hell is going on. And later realize the importance of comments. :-(

The agony of figuring out a solution directly after you leave the house for what now seems like hours...

I'm really crying right now while reading golang projects/libraries.CANT F**ING FIND WHAT INTERFACE/S WERE IMPLMTED!!!! Help me Oh Lord!

I'm a java dev btw.

Was just wondering now but what is devrant business model ?

java.lang.StackOverflowError

Well, I've been betrayed... Now what?

Linux is wonderful..

Boots up PC..

"Software Updater"
"Failed to download repository information"

Great..

Now what !

<-- Linux Newbie.

"X Æ A-12" started crying in the morning. So I just used a neuralink prototype and now am able to understand what he wants.

*Relaxed*

What do I do now with the unsaved changes 😑

That feeling, when you finished a learning project, and now don't know what to code next -.-

Now I'm guessing what this 9999 is.

Heiloo people!

I had this app on my device for a while now.. it's only now I explored what this is all about! It's AMA-IZ-ING :D

Best: I have no work to do
Worst: I have no idea what to do with myself now

To be doing what I am doing now.

Now hol up, that aint what it means you morons!

What kind of IDE if every now and then I have to open my terminal and type a command there?

Did I just see stories on Facebook too now?

What do they want?!

GITHUB DOWN, what should I do now 😭

I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.

Awesome tool imapsync, now moving a 47gb account without problem, what other tool do you use to migrate emails account without to much hassle?, +1 lml

For now on I am just going to say I am a Psychologist... for computers. And my algorithms are what shape the behavior (:

Say what you want about Microsoft, but I'm working on a WPF app right now and they write some damn good documentation

Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL

Now they have called a meeting at 4pm? What did I ever do to these people?!? 😡😡😡😒🤔

What will the Dev world be like 6 months from now?

WebDevs stop what your doing and search for "css houdini" right now.

Sudden changes in requirements. Business now wants a switch for this whole fucking project. They knew this fucking months ago and decided to tell us now. What the frikkity truck I just can't even

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

Now finally im in a phase of my life..... Where.... I dont know what the fuck is going on anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now what the heck is Google planning to use this info for?

Now this is truly fucked up...

What wouldn't one due to solve problems... Nonetheless, how low can one go?

!dev

When your retirement estimates says no matter what, you'll be earning more than you do now when you retire...

I've been writing various forms of OOP for three years and just now learned exactly what static means

Jenkins test what? It's Friday, deploy now... Later: SMS alert at midnight.

What is REST?

The Legendary : Its stands for Representational State Transfer

Me : That's what i need right now.

First Privacy policy, now this..

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??

What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?

Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.

Oh what's that? You merged trunk into RC the day before the release? Nice one.

Now go roll it back and think about what you've done.

I wonder what Bing would be thinking right now...

Found these in a local store today. Now I know what Marty McFly went through.

what usually takes 2 minutes max now takes ages! Welcome to Gradle ...

"Ok, now I know what todo with a, b and c but what to do with d?"

"You re-tar d."

!rant

What will happen to programmers/developers now days if there's no search engine/internet connection?

What is the best Linux distributions for programmers? Am doing C/C++ programing with Ubuntu right now.

I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥

I'm now a part-time developer.

Finished the Python Course on Codecademy...don't really know what to do now?

What are u programming right now?

Our company got bought over from a global private entity 3 months back (advent international) and the reciew process started and it turns out, im part of the bunch that may be getting retrenched as per the meeting we just had, our positions being redundant and just last week had a over the top performance review.. Now i need to figure out what to tell the family when i get home. This Fucking sucks im not going to lie

Installing Linux Mint right now. One short question:

What terminal do you recommend to me?

Needed feature: multiple tabs.

What a great day at AWS Summit!
Now I can build all the guestbooks / pet-stores I ever wanted!
#basic.

I lost all motivation to code today and I don’t know what to do now

Make a very simple website app in a very short time. Done. Now turn this website app into a WordPress like framework. What?

DevRant down. Noooo, what to do now at the toilet!!

Three months ago I called function smartToggle(). And now I don't understand what this very smart shit is doing

So, a few days ago I went on an interview for a position as a web developer, and during the interview they tell me they are thinking about getting into hosting, and that if they decide to do so I would be the one responsible for managing all of it.

I have no idea how to set up web servers, let alone make sure they can handle heavy loads and so on, so I'd be taking on a huge responsibility and workload, along with the task of making websites.

The company consists of 5 designers, and at the moment, no developers, and they have about 30-40 customers, all with sites that would need to be moved to the new hosting platform.

My question to you all is this:

How much does quality hosting equipment cost, and is it really worth it for such a small company to get into hosting, or should they rather look to make a deal with an existing host for some kind of monthly kickback/rebate?

I'm thinking they should find an existing host and enter some kind of partnership, as that would be easier and safer than doing all the hosting inhouse.

What do you guys and girls think?

Go to google and type in "do a barrel roll" and see what happens... I wonder how many people now about this

Ugh....why did I think it was a bright idea to name variables in a certain way. Looking at it now made me spend 3 hours trying to understand what it means, and now i have a headache from it.

I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!

Now what to do with these...

We'll see.

Mr Fucking Robot. What an episode. Mind fucked up in the end. This season starts so average and now it's just getting dope. Brilliant writing.

Another 99’er

What can I say now. I’m Impressed by the speed :D

What do you think the "you in another dimension" is doing right now ?

I accidentally factory resetted my HP48... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! 10 years or hard work... Completely gone... I don't know what to do with myself now...

Won an Amazon Echo Show in a Hackathon where we spent most of the time integrating with Google Home.

I don't know what to do with the thing. 🤔

What is the best service to use for learning? I'm looking into TreeHouse right now.

Ran out of projects :(
What should I eat now?

!rant

Now that’s what I’d call planning well in advance!