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Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!
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Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P
What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.31 -
JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.
phew all better now3 -
Thank you GDPR, even though I am not an EU citizen, now I know what services have I provided my e-mail address.9
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Tired of staring at white background in github.
Searched for dark theme extension.
Guess what... My github is now dark.
FTW
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Windows: I need to update
Me: Fuck off I'm doing an assignment
Windows: Nah mate I need to update like right fucking now
Me: For fucks sake, go on then, but if you take longer than 30mins I'll delete you again
Windows: *Updating 25% done*
Windows: *Reboots*
*Grub rescue screen*
Me: Hello?
Windows: ...
Me: ...
Me: You fucking cunt
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*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".
Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)
The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.
At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭15 -
Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.
Now, only God knows.2 -
Just finished assisting a junior dev with optimizing his code.
What used to take 2+ hours now takes less than 4 mins! 😎
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Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.
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For some reason my tech enthusiast mind gets really enthusiastic about the fact the Google calendar icon is now based on what date it actually is.
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Still haven't thought of a proper rant to celebrate my achievement but for now, what about a selfie of me with a celebration special beer!53
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Always wanted to build a URL shortener. Guess what I'm building right now :D (next to working on a blog article)
Somehow this is making me very happy 😊26 -
What If our Boss's read our Rants...
OH GOD NO!
But
What If they write there OWN rants about us?
Now im scared9 -
Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:
Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"
Not sure what to do now... :P9 -
Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...
*15 minutes later*
Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?
/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */
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I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣
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Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?
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So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!10
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The moment when you finally figure out what was going wrong with the code. Just had one right now!
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Google I/O: And now web add a new language to Android...
Me: Golang, golang, golang...
I/O: Kotlin!!!!!!!
Me: What?????? Another language?!?!14 -
Encountered this is my computer science lab.
One of the most useless keys. Majority doesn't know what it does. And now there's two of it xD
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I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.5
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Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows3 -
teaching myself pointers right now
here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat10 -
What the fuck?
devRant tripping balls or Alex is having split personality?
Caught red in the act, eh?
Ladies and gentlemen, we have two versions of Alex now.
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Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥
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So I've been playing some DnD with friends.
And we've been working with some lego characters, whiteboard markers and plastic sheets to draw on.
But that's always a mess:
The ink was old and did not come off again for the most part
The sides of the map curled up and and made the lego character fall over
The lego characters were too big
And more...
So I thought, why not make it digital?
And so I did.
I used UWP to make a master and a client, both using the Windows Ink api to be able to draw.
Some circles with an initial served as characters, and everything was synchronized using a TCP library I wrote half a year ago.
Yesterday we tried it out.
We all (including me) were sceptical if it would work well because the 'analog' clumsy way we did it before does have a certain charm.
But at the end we were all very enthousiastic about it and we'll be using it next time too!
It's awesome to be able to create programs for your own use :D
That's why being able to program is such a great thing!
Now I need to restructure everything, make it more efficient, add a turn order display, make the map zoom- and moveable and more and more....
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Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows -
Damnit I stayed up until 230am cause I had to see what "Mr robot" was all about and now I'm on episode 5.2
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Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?5 -
IT Requests:
"I need (insert vague IT related need), because otherwise we can't do our job."
- What have you been doing up until now?3 -
MY SISTER (the LibrOffice OS one) GOT ME A MUDAFUCKING RASPBERRY PI 3 😍😍😍😍
Now what to do with it 🤔14 -
What is Unity?
At first I thought it was an Ubuntu UI... Then a C# app framework like PRISM... Now it seems to be some mobile game engine?34 -
When i Code , I feel like i should take a break,
After Taking a Break,
WTf why I took the break , now what this code do !!! -
That moment when you finish a project and you think to yourself "What now? Am I still needed? Life is pointless now."2
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I installed ArchLinux on my smartphone thanks to termux, and now i kinda feel like a god, but don't know what to do.
I'm bored.
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Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...10
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>Recruiter: So you have worked with Java for about ten years now.
>Me: Yes.
>Recruiter: What do you like the most about Java?
>Me: ...7 -
Now we know the answer to what came first..! Eggcellent..! :D https://t.co/0UgjOQO1LS
PS: got this from twitter
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Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)
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Unit tests fail.
Re-ran it again without looking at details.
Unit tests pass now.
What. Why?!
Now I can't sleep at night.6 -
FUCK and FUCK I forgot my mobile at apartment and now i am wondering what will I do during breaks at work.8
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Thanks so much for the clarification Pikepass....such a big help. Now I know exactly what format my account number should look like and where to find it!
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Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.
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GoDaddy has just called me to help me setup my website, that I've been using for 4 months now. What the actual fuck.4
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I am using a 2012 MacBook pro now, but I am thinking about switching to Linux (Ubuntu) or Windows before university. What do you recommend?39
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I finally have a storyline for my game and it's pretty interesting..
Now I dont know what software to code the game in :c35 -
yeah I actually forgot to thank stackover flow from what I am now. Thank you Stackoverflow
credits on the owner of the photo.
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Always dreamt of having a 100 mbps Internet connection. Now that I have one I have no idea what to do with it.6
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Everyone must remember IBM. You know, the company that was *the* computer company of the 90's and early 2000's?
This is thing on their website.
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*Open devRant on my phone
*Scrolling, laughing, do things.
*Enough devRant now, close the app
*Open devRant on my laptop
Me: What am I doing here ! -
I've seen SOAP on here and now in other places.. can someone explain what it is to me like I'm drunk?12
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On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:
sudo apt update
Ahh, now I feel like I did something.
"dude! are you hacking!?"
shutup, haven't had coffee yet. -
Ransomware: Haha, pay me now or say goodbye
Me: Hey, What are you doing on my Pentium?
RW: Whaaat? Fuck man you are a disgrace. Here take some $2000 and now I be off.
my hero....2 -
My biggest regret:
To have waited so long to really start doing what I've always loved...
Now I'm 29 and back to internship :P4 -
Never used Gradle before but first impression is it's absolutely trash.
What used to take a couple dozen milliseconds now takes hundreds of THOUSANDS of milliseconds..
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Windows crashed and now it gets stuck on this screen
Linux has low disk space and it can't access Windows drive partition for some reason..
What do I do now? :/
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Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!
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!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐
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Note to self:
Fucking comment your fucking code
So I finally got time to work on an old project and now I can't figure out what does what.6 -
Not long ago I claimed that I don't like KDE Plasma. And now I am using it as my only DE and realize what I was missing out.4
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How to NOT handle dates!
Do not put the date to "mdy" format, today would be 050217.
Working on an intranet for some multi-billion corporation, and was wondering why events from last year were showing.
Last year's events were 28th of October, 2016, and was showing as upcoming events :)
Checked the code, and saw this. Quick fix, turned dates to UNIX timestamp, and it worked.
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Hey there 👋
I am more or less throwing any burden (WhatsApp, Facebook, Google etc.) out of my life. Of course I will continue using the Google account for YouTube and some games that need it.
That's what it looks like right now:
Raspberry Pi 3B+
✅ webserver
- forum - complete (atm just for me)
- blog - no ideas and just installed october cms and nothing done yet
- nextcloud - complete and filled with my porn... eeh... data
✅ mailserver
(missing spamassassin, clam or sth. like this but it's working 😂)
✅ matrix-synapse
(as an additional alternative to messengers)
______________
Raspberry Pi 2
✅ catches dust
(any ideas?)
Of course, many more configurations and the like are necessary before everything is ready... but what then or what else is there?
At the moment I still use WhatsApp. Just wanna take time before sending everyone a message about changing the messenger and that it should be important for thinking about the own privacy, which alternatives there are bla...
Edit: For passwords I'm using Myki - didn't hear anything bad about it yet and it's very easy to use (Firefox add-on, Android app).
I love my passwords with 200 characters 😂
Maybe someone's knowing more about them?
Hope I didn't forget a thing... thanks in advance aaaaaaand... I'm gone. ☺23 -
when you receive promotional messages from your old company.
and feeling hits
"So, this is what we are now..."4 -
Big event today! I will be publicly previewing a project we’ve been working on for almost a year now for the first time.
I wonder what they’ll think.5 -
Finally fixed a bug that's been bugging me for weeks, but now friend wants to commit suicide. What a world we live in.7
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When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.
UUUggh!1 -
Now what exactly do I do with this error code. Windows sometimes sucks at showing proper errors :/
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What does full stack developer mean these days. It used to mean you could work the database, the backend code and the UI. What does it mean now?14
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Only now just realised the Nintendo switch has an ARM CPU... Im even more impressed at what people are pumping out now...6
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I've stopped bringing my laptop to work. They gave me a pc that has 2 gb ram. What should I do now? 😐8
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Google in their *infinite wisdom* has decided the .dev domain they bought should be forced to https in Chrome 63 fully knowing it's a common test gTLD for Web developers.3
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Linux is wonderful..
Boots up PC..
"Software Updater"
"Failed to download repository information"
Great..
Now what !
<-- Linux Newbie.18 -
Sudden changes in requirements. Business now wants a switch for this whole fucking project. They knew this fucking months ago and decided to tell us now. What the frikkity truck I just can't even2
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Well Argos, you now know what bad developers + Java can bring you. An out of bounds on an empty array -.^
Good job guys. Really, well done!
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I DROPPED MY HARD DRIVE ENCLOSURE WITH MY ONLY BACKUP ON IT ONTO BRICK AND NOW IT MOUNTS.
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING7 -
The agony of figuring out a solution directly after you leave the house for what now seems like hours...
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Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!
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I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.3
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You know, we've got these categories right?
Did nobody ever think of changing the "someone commented on your rant" to the actual topic?
Like just do some AI with 500 if statements to determine the topic and use that instead of "rant" 🙃
In all seriousness, I'm just confused because it says rant when I didn't rant. Rantidy rant rant. Can't Cun't CUNT YES CUNT!! CUUUNT!!!
I'll go back to my corner.7 -
Finally releasing a project is like finishing the last season of a show, you kinda just sit there like "welp, what now?".2
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Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL2
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Hmm .. hmm...
I get it now ...
In time you will know what it's like to switch ..
Use it , reuse it .. destiny still arrives .
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What is the best Linux distributions for programmers? Am doing C/C++ programing with Ubuntu right now.10
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So, a few days ago I went on an interview for a position as a web developer, and during the interview they tell me they are thinking about getting into hosting, and that if they decide to do so I would be the one responsible for managing all of it.
I have no idea how to set up web servers, let alone make sure they can handle heavy loads and so on, so I'd be taking on a huge responsibility and workload, along with the task of making websites.
The company consists of 5 designers, and at the moment, no developers, and they have about 30-40 customers, all with sites that would need to be moved to the new hosting platform.
My question to you all is this:
How much does quality hosting equipment cost, and is it really worth it for such a small company to get into hosting, or should they rather look to make a deal with an existing host for some kind of monthly kickback/rebate?
I'm thinking they should find an existing host and enter some kind of partnership, as that would be easier and safer than doing all the hosting inhouse.
What do you guys and girls think?6 -
Awesome tool imapsync, now moving a 47gb account without problem, what other tool do you use to migrate emails account without to much hassle?, +1 lml
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For now on I am just going to say I am a Psychologist... for computers. And my algorithms are what shape the behavior (:
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Amazon may now be my favourite internet company out there with what they've done in the first 8 minutes of The Grand Tour
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What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?
Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.4 -
Imagine 100 years from now, what would programming be like?
My answer :
Speaking the commands directly to the computer and hope it runs
Your answer?11 -
Mr Fucking Robot. What an episode. Mind fucked up in the end. This season starts so average and now it's just getting dope. Brilliant writing.8
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I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!3
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I've been writing various forms of OOP for three years and just now learned exactly what static means
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Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!
Talk now or forever hold your peace!4 -
Won an Amazon Echo Show in a Hackathon where we spent most of the time integrating with Google Home.
I don't know what to do with the thing. 🤔3 -
What is REST?
The Legendary : Its stands for Representational State Transfer
Me : That's what i need right now.7 -
Make a very simple website app in a very short time. Done. Now turn this website app into a WordPress like framework. What?
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I think I need VPN now.... some sites are getting blocked/NSA is watching.... 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥
Will this do? What next?
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Well I have moved all of my iPhobe stuff to my new Google Pixel 2. Time to see what happens now...3
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!rant
What will happen to programmers/developers now days if there's no search engine/internet connection?11 -
Our company got bought over from a global private entity 3 months back (advent international) and the reciew process started and it turns out, im part of the bunch that may be getting retrenched as per the meeting we just had, our positions being redundant and just last week had a over the top performance review.. Now i need to figure out what to tell the family when i get home. This Fucking sucks im not going to lie2
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Created a bat file in windows-
shutdown /p and copied into the starup folder....
Now my friend thinks what the hell is wrong with hic laptop..3 -
When I added that bug fix to my code a few weeks ago only myself and God knew what I changed - now only git knows...
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I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥4 -
Three months ago I called function smartToggle(). And now I don't understand what this very smart shit is doing2
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so now that ai and all that machine learning can differentiate between images n stuff, what could be the new captcha‽ 🤔5
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Well, well, well, Ubuntu. You piece of shit. Just installed selinux and guess what? Now it won't boot. Fuckin hell.3
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I had the pleasure of rewriting some hacky rails code of a colleague yesterday. I love the way it looks now, but man. What a beunhaas2
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Installing Linux Mint right now. One short question:
What terminal do you recommend to me?
Needed feature: multiple tabs.11 -
So after hating on Windows toda y I learned it now has bash, WTF.
And it is basically debian.
So.. what do we think about it?10 -
So after using a handful of distros I think I will be using Manjaro for now. What is your favorite distro?20
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Go to google and type in "do a barrel roll" and see what happens... I wonder how many people now about this6
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Does anybody know what to do??? Im on a serious deadline, and now, im fucked... I dont want to reinstall apricity - "-22
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Oh god..
Starts using Laravel Framework
Code some lines
Everything works fine now
*Let see what happens if I delete this*
Error
Naturally
*Redo delete*
Run *OK, now it should work like before*
Error
Why??3 -
Sitting around all day getting nothing important done and complaining about not having anything useful to do.
Guess what I am supposed to be doing now?1 -
Just came accross this gem, now I know what these guys look like.
Short Video: https://twitter.com/devrantapp/...
Original Rant: https://www.devrant.io/rants/289520 -
2 years ago I thought you had to make an if statement for every coordinate in a game to make the character move1
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I recently started learning Android development with Java, but now I'm confused if I should learn kotlin as well. What do you guys think? Kotlin > Java?4
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#momtexts
"I don't know what button got pushed but I can't type with my laptop key board now. Can you tell me what buttons to try?" -
When you've been very clear every time about what your app can and can't do. Boss misspeaks once and now you have to add a whole other feature.1
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I accidentally factory resetted my HP48... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! 10 years or hard work... Completely gone... I don't know what to do with myself now...3
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Go for a helpdesk position: Programming is to boring, just writing all the time...
What the FUCK am I trying to learn now?!3 -
Learning spanish right now and I just realized what a bad translator Google Translate really is :/1
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I only found out what rubber duck debugging is just now, and subsequently realized that I used to use my mom as a rubber duck.. O_o
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I dare you to share your worst burn-outs , ever experienced ! And what are you doing now , to prevent it ?
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@linuxxx When my PC get asleep throught Linux Manjaro upgrade is it too bad? I am now in emergency shell? What can I do?13
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Guys any suggestions?
I'm having a migraine attack (severe headcahe) right now in the office.
What should I do.21 -
First day at the new building during my Monday hospital IT job. My boss went on about opening portals in time, aliens, all kinds of shit, then I get a call, "hey, we need help carrying a body to the morgue, get up here", turns out i'm lookout and forward-runner (lookout to keep patients away from the room during cart loadup, forward runner for doors)
I hate Mondays...5 -
Now why the fuck is one DNS record (for the www prefix) working but the other isn't? WHAT THE FUCK???2
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When you code for a long time nonstop, say 2hrs+, do you remember exactly what you did, other then it now works and meets all the requirements?3
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What fonts do you use?
I've always used the editor default font, but now I want something that looks nicer...17 -
Asked a question on SO,
Why is my Microcontroller (Android things IOT) not getting detected in my Mac to flash an image?
Someone commented:
Mac doesn't provide enough power to it.
(Really, I can see a green light on the board)6 -
Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.1
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!rant
What do you guys think about JEE and JSP?
Is it obsolete now?
(I'm working on my college project with it)2 -
What do you mean, why have I not sent you the changes yet?
"But you said you will send the changes now"
No I said I will send the changes now now.
"When is that?"
NOW!!! NOW!!! bye.4 -
Professor: surprise, now you are the member of the laboratory.
Me: what!?
That's what I start coding, and love it! -
Today was the last day in a project that I've hated so much. But now I'm feeling kind of nostalgic. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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!Rant
I am now on my official first job as a software engineer.
What do you guys do as consultants?
I also defended my MSc last week. -
Functional programming, Reacts! Because that's what the cool kids are using now... nice rant https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels...
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Left my apartment this morning while pressing on "Yes, update firmware of soundsystem". What could possibly go wrong.
Listening to music using my iPhone right now.2 -
Traveled South East Asia for 1.5 months and now getting back to work!
What did I miss? How many new JS frameworks are there now? Did AI replaced us yet?1 -
Guys, as professional developers, what are your views on WannaCrypt or WannaCry? That ransomware is a national news in my country right now7
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I'm building a website with Django just to learn, so far I have login/sign up and even a chat I cloned from github, I don't know what else to do with it, any ideas?4
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me as I come to new software service:
oo nice site, oo nice comments _ descriptions
.
. . .
bla ... bla .
#github link
okay now I am reading what can we use from this!
now is the dealio of real info, not amusement park -
Updated Android on my phone and I was looking for a full minute where's my music app... to find it's now called "Samsung Music" -.- what a great idea...
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Alright, I got a question: as a beginner, how so you identify that when something goes wrong with a product, that it was your fault? My boss just Slacked me that one of the websites we're working on has a problem where the buyers can't place an order because I allegedly used the wrong database table. Which I don't remember doing. But maybe I did.8
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Just set up gulp for the first time... Now I'm just making stupid changes to see everything compile and reload the browser. What an Easter treat :D1
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What is your biggest "if people heard me now without context, I'd be going on a trip to the authorities" moment?3
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Since Oracle is trying to kill Java right now, what should my next big love be?
Maybe C#?
Any suggestions?5 -
What excuses I should to my boss because I coded my poor design for 2 days and now have to start over again?3
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Got a new job as a Systems Engineer; learning how much I hate Ubuntu, yet still prefer it to CentOS (for now). Windows? What Windoze?8
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I been using PyCharm for a long time now to do my python work, what are everyone else's feelings on it?4
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That bastard wasp is circling around me like a hungry shark all the time today. Now what is distraction if this isn't?
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Sweet merciful crab. Solved. Now I must never ever touch the code again because I barely understand what I did to fix it...1
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Twitter now allows to add up to 4 images and format count them in symbols count. I have no idea what to do with such a great power.
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I've always managed the different versions of python manually on my machine, and set up virtual environments off of them.
Now I've found pyenv, it's so simple now.
Can't wait to see what plugins are available for it2 -
have anyone tried to install visual Studio professional 2017... it stucked so don't know what to do now... I don't want to lose all the progress T.T9
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What text editor do you use AND what color theme are you loving right now? I’m in VS Code and I like “Monokai Dimmed” or “Solarized Dark”3
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Started Windows after a few days, I'm now using a Linux notebook more often and what happens - Yeah Updates - it is updating for hours -.- damn..
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Immersive VR/AR that works - kind of like what Magic Leap is but open, free and now.
Alas ..... unlimited budgets are hard to come by -
Trying to pick up React for web dev (now that they're cool), what are some of the best places to go? Tutorials, articles, websites, videos, courses welcome.
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Okay so I calming down now. All is well. Great now I have iphostor syndrome! What will come tomorrow?! I can't wait... 26s till I can rant. now1
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Merging two months of work from one SVN branch to another without touching the trunk. I now know what the 16th level of hell is.1
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Freemarker ... Yeah, we really use that technology. Now, I wonder Who knows what is that for without googling it out :D. Give it ++ If you do know.
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