<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!

I BOUGHT A DOMAIN IN MY SLEEP!!!

Now I don't know what to do with it!

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P

What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.

Fav so far

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

Thank you GDPR, even though I am not an EU citizen, now I know what services have I provided my e-mail address.

Tired of staring at white background in github.
Searched for dark theme extension.
Guess what... My github is now dark.
FTW

Oh! Fuck! What should I do now!!! There is a fucking human filter.

Thanks Google. That's exactly what I need right now.

Idiots now have emoji in their SSID.

Also, not sure why and what he is happy about!!

Mom : both are the same u idiot, what the hell you are learning now days

Me : mom pls ;_;

When you don't have a specific dev task to do...

Windows: I need to update
Me: Fuck off I'm doing an assignment
Windows: Nah mate I need to update like right fucking now
Me: For fucks sake, go on then, but if you take longer than 30mins I'll delete you again
Windows: *Updating 25% done*
Windows: *Reboots*
*Grub rescue screen*
Me: Hello?
Windows: ...
Me: ...
Me: You fucking cunt

*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".

Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)

The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.

At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭

Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.

Now, only God knows.

Just finished assisting a junior dev with optimizing his code.

What used to take 2+ hours now takes less than 4 mins! 😎

Yay!

I got my GitHub student pack!

Now what should I use it for..

For some reason my tech enthusiast mind gets really enthusiastic about the fact the Google calendar icon is now based on what date it actually is.

Still haven't thought of a proper rant to celebrate my achievement but for now, what about a selfie of me with a celebration special beer!

Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.

Always wanted to build a URL shortener. Guess what I'm building right now :D (next to working on a blog article)

Somehow this is making me very happy 😊

What If our Boss's read our Rants...
OH GOD NO!

But

What If they write there OWN rants about us?

Now im scared

IT'S Official Now.

Forgive me, for I have sinned 😥

But vsCode can’t do what I need it to do right now

now you know what to do ;)

Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:

Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"

Not sure what to do now... :P

Just spent 3 hours on my Python server application.
It now does EXACTLY what it did before.

Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...

*15 minutes later*

Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?

/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

Now this is what a captcha should look like...

Dunno what to do now...

Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?

Look... theres an error in my commented code
Now what i cant even comment

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

Headphones.. I miss 'em already

The moment when you finally figure out what was going wrong with the code. Just had one right now!

Google I/O: And now web add a new language to Android...
Me: Golang, golang, golang...
I/O: Kotlin!!!!!!!
Me: What?????? Another language?!?!

Encountered this is my computer science lab.

One of the most useless keys. Majority doesn't know what it does. And now there's two of it xD

I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

What the fuck?

devRant tripping balls or Alex is having split personality?

Caught red in the act, eh?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have two versions of Alex now.

Never begin a freelance project without a down-payment -.- 240+ hours in, an eager sounding client, no response for weeks now! What a waste.

teaching myself pointers right now

here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat

Oh, i have to get up in about 5 hours for work, but hey, now i know what microservices are 😅

What did ms word tell excel?
Dude I don't wanna deal with your sheet right now.

Now that's what I call "open-source".. Really! Well done Microsoft!

Yippee, my code compiled successfully.
What possibly could go wrond now 😂😂

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

What is `socially engineered malware` now ?

I guess the NSA use ArchLinux. Hackers, you know what to do now...

What do I do now? :/

Just what I fucking need right now

So I've been playing some DnD with friends.
And we've been working with some lego characters, whiteboard markers and plastic sheets to draw on.

But that's always a mess:
The ink was old and did not come off again for the most part
The sides of the map curled up and and made the lego character fall over
The lego characters were too big
And more...

So I thought, why not make it digital?

And so I did.
I used UWP to make a master and a client, both using the Windows Ink api to be able to draw.
Some circles with an initial served as characters, and everything was synchronized using a TCP library I wrote half a year ago.

Yesterday we tried it out.
We all (including me) were sceptical if it would work well because the 'analog' clumsy way we did it before does have a certain charm.

But at the end we were all very enthousiastic about it and we'll be using it next time too!
It's awesome to be able to create programs for your own use :D
That's why being able to program is such a great thing!

Now I need to restructure everything, make it more efficient, add a turn order display, make the map zoom- and moveable and more and more....

Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

Gee, thanks for the descriptive error. That's really helpful. I now know exactly what to do.

Damnit I stayed up until 230am cause I had to see what "Mr robot" was all about and now I'm on episode 5.

Broke my only laptop. What do I do now?

IT Requests:

"I need (insert vague IT related need), because otherwise we can't do our job."

- What have you been doing up until now?

MY SISTER (the LibrOffice OS one) GOT ME A MUDAFUCKING RASPBERRY PI 3 😍😍😍😍

Now what to do with it 🤔

When i Code , I feel like i should take a break,
After Taking a Break,
WTf why I took the break , now what this code do !!!

What is Unity?

At first I thought it was an Ubuntu UI... Then a C# app framework like PRISM... Now it seems to be some mobile game engine?

That moment when you finish a project and you think to yourself "What now? Am I still needed? Life is pointless now."

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

I installed ArchLinux on my smartphone thanks to termux, and now i kinda feel like a god, but don't know what to do.
I'm bored.

>Recruiter: So you have worked with Java for about ten years now.
>Me: Yes.
>Recruiter: What do you like the most about Java?
>Me: ...

Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)

FUCK and FUCK I forgot my mobile at apartment and now i am wondering what will I do during breaks at work.

Thanks so much for the clarification Pikepass....such a big help. Now I know exactly what format my account number should look like and where to find it!

Unit tests fail.

Re-ran it again without looking at details.

Unit tests pass now.

What. Why?!

Now I can't sleep at night.

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

I am using a 2012 MacBook pro now, but I am thinking about switching to Linux (Ubuntu) or Windows before university. What do you recommend?

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.

So... The school blocked ssh. And now I can't access my home computer. What do I do now?

Sent this to my boss just now:

Let's see what happens! :)

GoDaddy has just called me to help me setup my website, that I've been using for 4 months now. What the actual fuck.

Going to sleep now. (Devious Me) 😈
[you'll know what I mean]

I finally have a storyline for my game and it's pretty interesting..
Now I dont know what software to code the game in :c

yeah I actually forgot to thank stackover flow from what I am now. Thank you Stackoverflow

credits on the owner of the photo.

Now this is what a console message should look like.

*Open devRant on my phone
*Scrolling, laughing, do things.
*Enough devRant now, close the app
*Open devRant on my laptop

Me: What am I doing here !

I’m saving money to buy sketch, but guess what...

Adobe XD is free now 👌🏼

Always dreamt of having a 100 mbps Internet connection. Now that I have one I have no idea what to do with it.

I've seen SOAP on here and now in other places.. can someone explain what it is to me like I'm drunk?

Everyone must remember IBM. You know, the company that was *the* computer company of the 90's and early 2000's?

This is thing on their website.

When left hand feels itchy because you may have copied something a bit ago and never pasted it, but now you don't know what or why

the coolest is this what I working on right now it's cool calendar hard to code but still fun

What now pls?🤔

Woooo, now that's what I call a smooth landing

Finally completely caught up on Silicon Valley. Now what...

On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:

sudo apt update

Ahh, now I feel like I did something.

"dude! are you hacking!?"

shutup, haven't had coffee yet.

You are now the head of Microsoft Windows development. What changes do you make?

Never used Gradle before but first impression is it's absolutely trash.
What used to take a couple dozen milliseconds now takes hundreds of THOUSANDS of milliseconds..

My biggest regret:
To have waited so long to really start doing what I've always loved...
Now I'm 29 and back to internship :P

!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐

Ransomware: Haha, pay me now or say goodbye
Me: Hey, What are you doing on my Pentium?
RW: Whaaat? Fuck man you are a disgrace. Here take some $2000 and now I be off.

my hero....

That feeling when you're finally able to reproduce a bug...
Now it's time to dig through the logs to see what actually happened.

DO WHAT YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT

AND DO IT NOW!!!

Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!

Windows crashed and now it gets stuck on this screen

Linux has low disk space and it can't access Windows drive partition for some reason..

What do I do now? :/

So... no more software, only apps now.

We no longer make software? What did I miss?

!rant

Found this today, it's my debugDuck now!
What do you guys think?

My boss wants to use Google Calendar instead of Trello from now on. What the fuck man...

Say what now

At my balmer's peak and have nothing to work on... what am I supposed to do right now?

I my compiler (GCC) just seg. faulted, what the fuck do I do now?

Note to self:
Fucking comment your fucking code
So I finally got time to work on an old project and now I can't figure out what does what.

Now what exactly do I do with this error code. Windows sometimes sucks at showing proper errors :/

Not long ago I claimed that I don't like KDE Plasma. And now I am using it as my only DE and realize what I was missing out.

So this very random thought pop up just now.

What if Satoshi is on devrant? 🤔

How to NOT handle dates!

Do not put the date to "mdy" format, today would be 050217.
Working on an intranet for some multi-billion corporation, and was wondering why events from last year were showing.

Last year's events were 28th of October, 2016, and was showing as upcoming events :)

Checked the code, and saw this. Quick fix, turned dates to UNIX timestamp, and it worked.

I've stopped bringing my laptop to work. They gave me a pc that has 2 gb ram. What should I do now? 😐

When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.

UUUggh!

Hey there 👋

I am more or less throwing any burden (WhatsApp, Facebook, Google etc.) out of my life. Of course I will continue using the Google account for YouTube and some games that need it.

That's what it looks like right now:

Raspberry Pi 3B+
✅ webserver
- forum - complete (atm just for me)
- blog - no ideas and just installed october cms and nothing done yet
- nextcloud - complete and filled with my porn... eeh... data

✅ mailserver
(missing spamassassin, clam or sth. like this but it's working 😂)

✅ matrix-synapse
(as an additional alternative to messengers)

______________

Raspberry Pi 2
✅ catches dust
(any ideas?)

Of course, many more configurations and the like are necessary before everything is ready... but what then or what else is there?

At the moment I still use WhatsApp. Just wanna take time before sending everyone a message about changing the messenger and that it should be important for thinking about the own privacy, which alternatives there are bla...

Edit: For passwords I'm using Myki - didn't hear anything bad about it yet and it's very easy to use (Firefox add-on, Android app).
I love my passwords with 200 characters 😂
Maybe someone's knowing more about them?

Hope I didn't forget a thing... thanks in advance aaaaaaand... I'm gone. ☺

Big event today! I will be publicly previewing a project we’ve been working on for almost a year now for the first time.
I wonder what they’ll think.

I just spent *literally* 12 minutes and 39 seconds watching Nyan Cat at 2x Speed.

when you receive promotional messages from your old company.
and feeling hits

"So, this is what we are now..."

Finally fixed a bug that's been bugging me for weeks, but now friend wants to commit suicide. What a world we live in.

What does full stack developer mean these days. It used to mean you could work the database, the backend code and the UI. What does it mean now?

Only now just realised the Nintendo switch has an ARM CPU... Im even more impressed at what people are pumping out now...

What language is now in fashion?

What kind of IDE if every now and then I have to open my terminal and type a command there?

Now I'm guessing what this 9999 is.

Laptop Recommendations? What do you use now?
Use cases: General use, python, scala, web dev etc.

Google in their *infinite wisdom* has decided the .dev domain they bought should be forced to https in Chrome 63 fully knowing it's a common test gTLD for Web developers.

What do I do now with the unsaved changes 😑

Can you tell what keys were used the most?

Got to clean the keyboard now.

I have been using ubuntu for a while now and would like to shift to a core linux OS, what should I choose.
Received suggestions are Arch, Kali

Just opened a month old android studio project and now I'm wondering what the hell is going on. And later realize the importance of comments. :-(

Wait, what now??

The agony of figuring out a solution directly after you leave the house for what now seems like hours...

I DROPPED MY HARD DRIVE ENCLOSURE WITH MY ONLY BACKUP ON IT ONTO BRICK AND NOW IT MOUNTS.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

Well Argos, you now know what bad developers + Java can bring you. An out of bounds on an empty array -.^

Good job guys. Really, well done!

Did I just see stories on Facebook too now?

What do they want?!

I startend learning Python but now i dont know what to do with it :/

That feeling, when you finished a learning project, and now don't know what to code next -.-

Linux is wonderful..

Boots up PC..

"Software Updater"
"Failed to download repository information"

Great..

Now what !

<-- Linux Newbie.

Was just wondering now but what is devrant business model ?

Sudden changes in requirements. Business now wants a switch for this whole fucking project. They knew this fucking months ago and decided to tell us now. What the frikkity truck I just can't even

GITHUB DOWN, what should I do now 😭

Best: I have no work to do
Worst: I have no idea what to do with myself now

Found these in a local store today. Now I know what Marty McFly went through.

To be doing what I am doing now.

What is the best Linux distributions for programmers? Am doing C/C++ programing with Ubuntu right now.

I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.

Now what the heck is Google planning to use this info for?

Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!

Oh what's that? You merged trunk into RC the day before the release? Nice one.

Now go roll it back and think about what you've done.

WebDevs stop what your doing and search for "css houdini" right now.

For now on I am just going to say I am a Psychologist... for computers. And my algorithms are what shape the behavior (:

I'm now a part-time developer.

You know, we've got these categories right?

Did nobody ever think of changing the "someone commented on your rant" to the actual topic?

Like just do some AI with 500 if statements to determine the topic and use that instead of "rant" 🙃

In all seriousness, I'm just confused because it says rant when I didn't rant. Rantidy rant rant. Can't Cun't CUNT YES CUNT!! CUUUNT!!!

I'll go back to my corner.

So, a few days ago I went on an interview for a position as a web developer, and during the interview they tell me they are thinking about getting into hosting, and that if they decide to do so I would be the one responsible for managing all of it.

I have no idea how to set up web servers, let alone make sure they can handle heavy loads and so on, so I'd be taking on a huge responsibility and workload, along with the task of making websites.

The company consists of 5 designers, and at the moment, no developers, and they have about 30-40 customers, all with sites that would need to be moved to the new hosting platform.

My question to you all is this:

How much does quality hosting equipment cost, and is it really worth it for such a small company to get into hosting, or should they rather look to make a deal with an existing host for some kind of monthly kickback/rebate?

I'm thinking they should find an existing host and enter some kind of partnership, as that would be easier and safer than doing all the hosting inhouse.

What do you guys and girls think?

Finally releasing a project is like finishing the last season of a show, you kinda just sit there like "welp, what now?".

Awesome tool imapsync, now moving a 47gb account without problem, what other tool do you use to migrate emails account without to much hassle?, +1 lml

Now they have called a meeting at 4pm? What did I ever do to these people?!? 😡😡😡😒🤔

Hmm .. hmm...
I get it now ...
In time you will know what it's like to switch ..
Use it , reuse it .. destiny still arrives .

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL

What is REST?

The Legendary : Its stands for Representational State Transfer

Me : That's what i need right now.

Our company got bought over from a global private entity 3 months back (advent international) and the reciew process started and it turns out, im part of the bunch that may be getting retrenched as per the meeting we just had, our positions being redundant and just last week had a over the top performance review.. Now i need to figure out what to tell the family when i get home. This Fucking sucks im not going to lie

Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!

Talk now or forever hold your peace!

Won an Amazon Echo Show in a Hackathon where we spent most of the time integrating with Google Home.

I don't know what to do with the thing. 🤔

Keep yourself occupied with some (side) project. Time will fly. You'll probably lose sleep. But this will keep your brain active. No more procrastination. What needs to be done now, is done now. Works for me. Its fun 😉

Imagine 100 years from now, what would programming be like?

My answer :
Speaking the commands directly to the computer and hope it runs

Your answer?

Just finished this task 3 days prior to the deadline. Not sure what to do with my life now.

Amazon may now be my favourite internet company out there with what they've done in the first 8 minutes of The Grand Tour

Finished the Python Course on Codecademy...don't really know what to do now?

What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?

Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.

Mr Fucking Robot. What an episode. Mind fucked up in the end. This season starts so average and now it's just getting dope. Brilliant writing.

Jenkins test what? It's Friday, deploy now... Later: SMS alert at midnight.

I've been writing various forms of OOP for three years and just now learned exactly what static means

what usually takes 2 minutes max now takes ages! Welcome to Gradle ...

I lost all motivation to code today and I don’t know what to do now

I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!

First Privacy policy, now this..

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??

So after using a handful of distros I think I will be using Manjaro for now. What is your favorite distro?

When I added that bug fix to my code a few weeks ago only myself and God knew what I changed - now only git knows...

so now that ai and all that machine learning can differentiate between images n stuff, what could be the new captcha‽ 🤔

I had the pleasure of rewriting some hacky rails code of a colleague yesterday. I love the way it looks now, but man. What a beunhaas

Make a very simple website app in a very short time. Done. Now turn this website app into a WordPress like framework. What?

I am a c# developer. Right now i am using windows 8.1. What will be the difference if i use ubuntu or mint distro to develop c# apps?

I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥

Created a bat file in windows-
shutdown /p and copied into the starup folder....
Now my friend thinks what the hell is wrong with hic laptop..

Well I have moved all of my iPhobe stuff to my new Google Pixel 2. Time to see what happens now...

Three months ago I called function smartToggle(). And now I don't understand what this very smart shit is doing

DevRant down. Noooo, what to do now at the toilet!!

I think I need VPN now.... some sites are getting blocked/NSA is watching.... 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

Will this do? What next?

What do I do now? FUUUUCKKK WINDOWS !!!

What are u programming right now?

Now what to do with these...

We'll see.