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Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!
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Boss throwing up a huge source code that I didn't see before.
Boss: Hey, this is an app from a contractor to do XYZ.
Me: Oh, okay.. so?
Boss: You will continue the code and the maintenance now. How much time do you need to implement X feature?
Me: I need to see the code first, can't say nothing now.
Boss: ok I need estimation now.
Me: *getting nervous* I need to see the fuckening code first. if you want estimation now I would say one year..
Boss: what?
Me: what?18 -
Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P
What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.28 -
Tired of staring at white background in github.
Searched for dark theme extension.
Guess what... My github is now dark.
FTW
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Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.
Now, only God knows.2 -
Just asked some bloke at work if he's into computers, and he said yes.
I asked him what languages he likes.
He responds 'Linux'.
I now knew he was bullshitting, so I asked him what compiler he uses.
He said binary.
Can I rip his teeth out and make a twat-tooth necklace now?10 -
*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".
Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)
The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.
At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭15 -
Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.
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What If our Boss's read our Rants...
OH GOD NO!
But
What If they write there OWN rants about us?
Now im scared8 -
Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:
Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"
Not sure what to do now... :P7 -
Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...
*15 minutes later*
Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?
/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */
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Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?
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teaching myself pointers right now
here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat9 -
Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?4 -
What do you call it when you type a script? A TypeScript. Then you spill coffee on it...
now it's a JavaScript.5 -
Working from home now check out the new setup. All that's missing is some devRant swag "wink wink nuge nuge know what i mean yes yes ....." Let me know what you think.
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That moment when you finish a project and you think to yourself "What now? Am I still needed? Life is pointless now."2
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So my co-worker loves to tell us to comment our code, for obvious reasons.
But now I'm debugging his code, and guess what.
No comments.
Okay, maybe two comments in two different queries, but they were not that helpfull.
So now I have to debug his code, and I have no idea what I'm even supposed to look for!10 -
I'm done with dumb girls😠 ! seriously I need a geek girl in my life to understand what I talk or what I share .... A dev girl right now would be awesome ..😃13
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Now we know the answer to what came first..! Eggcellent..! :D https://t.co/0UgjOQO1LS
PS: got this from twitter
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Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...10
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FUCK and FUCK I forgot my mobile at apartment and now i am wondering what will I do during breaks at work.8
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Duuude!? What the fuck?!
First weekend off so I can slack around & now this?! O.o
I don't know what I expected.. I didn't evem do anything to it (yet)..
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Unit tests fail.
Re-ran it again without looking at details.
Unit tests pass now.
What. Why?!
Now I can't sleep at night.6 -
Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)
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Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.
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I've seen SOAP on here and now in other places.. can someone explain what it is to me like I'm drunk?12
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Hiring for my startup right now and this guy decided he's better than what we can provide.
Guy has maybe 6 or 7 years of college, "walked away from" a doctorate, whatever that means, and what looks like 2.5 years at a previous startup, 1 month as a freelancer on web development. But look out! He's beyond startups now.
Blocked me too... 😂
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Meets a family member****
Fam.Member: Hey so what do you do now?
Me: I work with a tech company
Fam.Member: Nice. As what?
Me: Software Engineer
Fam.Member: oh IT stuff. Can you check my phone for me, it's slow now.
Me: No (then walks away sipping my drink)7 -
!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐
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Ransomware: Haha, pay me now or say goodbye
Me: Hey, What are you doing on my Pentium?
RW: Whaaat? Fuck man you are a disgrace. Here take some $2000 and now I be off.
my hero....2 -
yo what the fuck fckk off android this song has more than 50 chars and i want to name it by full name and now what do i do ?
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Windows crashed and now it gets stuck on this screen
Linux has low disk space and it can't access Windows drive partition for some reason..
What do I do now? :/
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Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!
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Now what exactly do I do with this error code. Windows sometimes sucks at showing proper errors :/
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Note to self:
Fucking comment your fucking code
So I finally got time to work on an old project and now I can't figure out what does what.6 -
Hey there 👋
I am more or less throwing any burden (WhatsApp, Facebook, Google etc.) out of my life. Of course I will continue using the Google account for YouTube and some games that need it.
That's what it looks like right now:
Raspberry Pi 3B+
✅ webserver
- forum - complete (atm just for me)
- blog - no ideas and just installed october cms and nothing done yet
- nextcloud - complete and filled with my porn... eeh... data
✅ mailserver
(missing spamassassin, clam or sth. like this but it's working 😂)
✅ matrix-synapse
(as an additional alternative to messengers)
______________
Raspberry Pi 2
✅ catches dust
(any ideas?)
Of course, many more configurations and the like are necessary before everything is ready... but what then or what else is there?
At the moment I still use WhatsApp. Just wanna take time before sending everyone a message about changing the messenger and that it should be important for thinking about the own privacy, which alternatives there are bla...
Edit: For passwords I'm using Myki - didn't hear anything bad about it yet and it's very easy to use (Firefox add-on, Android app).
I love my passwords with 200 characters 😂
Maybe someone's knowing more about them?
Hope I didn't forget a thing... thanks in advance aaaaaaand... I'm gone. ☺23 -
On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:
sudo apt update
Ahh, now I feel like I did something.
"dude! are you hacking!?"
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When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.
UUUggh!1 -
What does full stack developer mean these days. It used to mean you could work the database, the backend code and the UI. What does it mean now?14
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when you receive promotional messages from your old company.
and feeling hits
"So, this is what we are now..."4 -
Since Parse is shutting down by January 27th, I need to migrate my startup application's entire database to a new platform. What a pain. I'm thinking of doing Firebase...11
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So, i short circuited a fuse on my laptop (accidentally) and...
MS windows is running much better now. 😐 What even.2 -
Only now just realised the Nintendo switch has an ARM CPU... Im even more impressed at what people are pumping out now...4
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It is now 12pm.... Time to get up... Now what should I do today?
Bachelor's life at 30... Dunno if I should be happy or sad that there's no one nagging me to do stuff...11 -
The company I'm working for now (fortunately as a consultant) is now rebuilding its data structure. To do so they chose to use YANG :)
What next breakthrough technology should we go for, coffescript?3 -
Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!
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So you may have noticed that I'm making a way to create devRant Webhooks (see last rant), but now I need you help:
What Webhooks would/could you need?
What does it do?
What additional fields does it need (for example for specific tags)?
What data does it send?
Thanks in advance!12 -
Heiloo people!
I had this app on my device for a while now.. it's only now I explored what this is all about! It's AMA-IZ-ING :D4 -
I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.3
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what do I do with 100% dark chocolate
turns out it's entirely inedible. I can't stomach it
now what22 -
This is my first rant but I don't understand what a rant actually is so yeahhh I m totally confused now lol😁😁. Btw I hope everyone is good and doing great in their life. And I don't know what to write next so bye bye for now4
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Say what you want about Microsoft, but I'm working on a WPF app right now and they write some damn good documentation3
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Now this is truly fucked up...
What wouldn't one due to solve problems... Nonetheless, how low can one go?
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What historical trends look more ridiculous now than short-form video will look in a few decades?10
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One coffee down and my eyes are just glazing over my code and wondering... right... what is it I gotta do now ... ? What day is it ... Where am I ...3
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I've been writing various forms of OOP for three years and just now learned exactly what static means
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Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL2
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Sudden changes in requirements. Business now wants a switch for this whole fucking project. They knew this fucking months ago and decided to tell us now. What the frikkity truck I just can't even2
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What is the best Linux distributions for programmers? Am doing C/C++ programing with Ubuntu right now.9
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I have been discussing for quite a while now in a WhatsApp group what IDE is better, IntelliJ vs Eclipse. I personally prefer IntelliJ, for a lot of reasons. But what is your opinion, what are the pros/cons of each IDE for you?12
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Three months ago I called function smartToggle(). And now I don't understand what this very smart shit is doing2
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Our company got bought over from a global private entity 3 months back (advent international) and the reciew process started and it turns out, im part of the bunch that may be getting retrenched as per the meeting we just had, our positions being redundant and just last week had a over the top performance review.. Now i need to figure out what to tell the family when i get home. This Fucking sucks im not going to lie2
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!dev
When your retirement estimates says no matter what, you'll be earning more than you do now when you retire...
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How the hell does a query that usually takes ~500ms to run now magically takes 2.5h! What changed in 30mins URGHH9
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Go to google and type in "do a barrel roll" and see what happens... I wonder how many people now about this5
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Installing Linux Mint right now. One short question:
What terminal do you recommend to me?
Needed feature: multiple tabs.11 -
What is REST?
The Legendary : Its stands for Representational State Transfer
Me : That's what i need right now.6 -
What linux distro do you guys use?
I was looking for a simple one to start with. For now i just use it for C, Java and some python.
What distro should I pick?21 -
What a great day at AWS Summit!
Now I can build all the guestbooks / pet-stores I ever wanted!
#basic.2 -
when your teammates warn that we're now doing what used to be product's job but we're not getting additional salary3
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Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!
Talk now or forever hold your peace!4 -
Spends months on a clearly laid out project. Finally gets to the end.
"Great stuff, well done - now let's start the next section of it"
"...the what now?"2 -
Well, well, well, Ubuntu. You piece of shit. Just installed selinux and guess what? Now it won't boot. Fuckin hell.3
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I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!3
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It is Monday 1:22PM here and what is on my mind? Sleeping. I freaking want to sleep right now.
What the hell do I do to keep awake #_#7 -
What do you think how much time will it take to crack Creative Cloud 2019?
I bet 2 weeks from now.4 -
So after using a handful of distros I think I will be using Manjaro for now. What is your favorite distro?14
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Well I have moved all of my iPhobe stuff to my new Google Pixel 2. Time to see what happens now...3
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#momtexts
"I don't know what button got pushed but I can't type with my laptop key board now. Can you tell me what buttons to try?" -
!rant
What will happen to programmers/developers now days if there's no search engine/internet connection?9 -
Won an Amazon Echo Show in a Hackathon where we spent most of the time integrating with Google Home.
I don't know what to do with the thing. 🤔3 -
What fonts do you use?
I've always used the editor default font, but now I want something that looks nicer...17 -
Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.1
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When you compare your past with your old code:
The improvements you could have made, if you had known what you know now.
A commit a day would have kept everything up to date.
A comment every now and then would have made choices understandable
Using classes would have made it easier to replace or reuse code.
Now you have to figure out what the code is supposed to do, and rewrite it.1 -
Oh god..
Starts using Laravel Framework
Code some lines
Everything works fine now
*Let see what happens if I delete this*
Error
Naturally
*Redo delete*
Run *OK, now it should work like before*
Error
Why??3 -
Now why the fuck is one DNS record (for the www prefix) working but the other isn't? WHAT THE FUCK???2
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I dare you to share your worst burn-outs , ever experienced ! And what are you doing now , to prevent it ?
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Fuck... Am getting my laptop's battery changed and this feels like someone's doing a heart transplant of my precious.
What if the new battery isn't compatible, what if the guy turns out to be a thug and takes away my laptop parts ,what if what if what if.... Damn kill me now10 -
Does anybody know what to do??? Im on a serious deadline, and now, im fucked... I dont want to reinstall apricity - "-17
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I'm a web developer for some time now and I want to try something new. I don't know exactly what, but here are some possible "candidates"
- blockchain
- AI
- tree.js/Webgl
What do you think?4 -
So you can stream and play console games or that's what Google's Project Stream aims at. Now that's something to look for.3
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What do you mean, why have I not sent you the changes yet?
"But you said you will send the changes now"
No I said I will send the changes now now.
"When is that?"
NOW!!! NOW!!! bye.2 -
Traveled South East Asia for 1.5 months and now getting back to work!
What did I miss? How many new JS frameworks are there now? Did AI replaced us yet?1 -
I now remember what I was supposed to do this weekend.... (Read a Spring boot book)
Too late now... Spent most of the weekend playing scrabble instead.... Not sure why though...1 -
What did I accomplish today?
80% improvement in build time AND you can now run multiple builds in parallel. You're welcome. -
What the fuck man?!
Amazon did remove Scrubs from german Prime.
The fuck am I supposed to binge on end now?!3 -
Started at a new company... and we actually track our Apdex score now. Wow. I forgot what I was missing.
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What is your biggest "if people heard me now without context, I'd be going on a trip to the authorities" moment?3
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When I say I'm working on an important update to the application, what I mean is "go away and stop bothering me, right now, or I will cock-punch you, right now."
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finally found what was messing up with virtualbox. the problem? bank security module. also my computer is much faster now 😑
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ok i'm fucking serious right now. the dumb rocket was going to (now is) the most powerful robot in space. then they had to delay, for HIGH WINDS? what the FUCK? a rocket that can carry 130,000 lbs CANT handle HIGH WINDS. what the fucking fuck fuck fuck. seriously how the fuck fuck fuck. fuck.2
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Professor: surprise, now you are the member of the laboratory.
Me: what!?
That's what I start coding, and love it! -
Ive now waited a few days to do what i was so excited to do. Now im drunk and not sure what i was about to do. I do remember it had to do with a server tho, and im still excited :)
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Learning spanish right now and I just realized what a bad translator Google Translate really is :/1
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So now you have to upload a government issued ID for access to the Pages API on Facebook?
What a fucking joke Facebook. Just because you screwed with customer's data, you're now making us do this.4 -
In my neighborhood, a 15-year-old girl identified herself as an adult man because of her LGBTQ friend circle, Right now her parents are taking her to psychiatrists!
Now, I don't know what to say. what are my thoughts and emotions regarding the present state of society?
That LGBTQ nonsense goes out of hand.12 -
So in order to ask a stackoverflow question I prepared a minimal verifiable example.
Now the issue I am facing is that my minimal verifiable example WORKS.
How am I supposed to ask it now!? Why doesn't it work in my main project? What is going on?6 -
I'm building a website with Django just to learn, so far I have login/sign up and even a chat I cloned from github, I don't know what else to do with it, any ideas?4
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Just installed Nvidia drivers on my KDE Neon (Ubuntu) and now only one monitor work on my dual monitor setup.
What do?7 -
Guys any suggestions?
I'm having a migraine attack (severe headcahe) right now in the office.
What should I do.18 -
When did this sector get too busy to do design? All we do is throw cupcakes against the wall now. Even with breakfixes a simple “what do you need from System X and what can you pass in?” is now deemed too slow.4
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What do you do when can't find the solution to the error in your project? since yesterday I can't manage to get my code work properly, I feeling tire now... What do you do?2
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Hook up plaid and a few APIs to a half-assed MVP. OK! I guess we’re a bank now. Hope that’s enough... because now we’re just going to let it ride and see what happens... - Bank Novo
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Ive been working with APIs in web dev for a couple of months now and now I think Im ready to make my own. However, im not really what what I should make an API for. Any ideas?9
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I been using PyCharm for a long time now to do my python work, what are everyone else's feelings on it?4
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What text editor do you use AND what color theme are you loving right now? I’m in VS Code and I like “Monokai Dimmed” or “Solarized Dark”3
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What would you say are good sites to write articles (such as for describing small projects/hacks) on nowadays? I’m thinking what is in now, Medium, Hackernoon?2
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I've always managed the different versions of python manually on my machine, and set up virtual environments off of them.
Now I've found pyenv, it's so simple now.
Can't wait to see what plugins are available for it2 -
Today i was searching for vpn on google now guess what i am getting vpn ads everywhere. Google is evil11
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What are your plans for the weekend, and if you weren't doing what you're doing now, what else do you think you'd be doing for work?
https://devrant.com/rants/105964531 -
Since Oracle is trying to kill Java right now, what should my next big love be?
Maybe C#?
Any suggestions?4 -
So let’s try something
Because I’m curious
What does the number 12 mean to you all ?
Now how about 13 ?
Ok now how about 14 ?
Ok now how about 26 ?
Ok now how about 11 ?
Note I’m not instructing the ai to glitch I honestly want to know wth people randomly adding numbers with meaningful looks are fucking saying to me ?
Now how about 65 ?6 -
Apparently there's now amazon smile...
Just waiting for amazon frown, 'cause that's what I've been doing since I've bought from them -
Okay so I calming down now. All is well. Great now I have iphostor syndrome! What will come tomorrow?! I can't wait... 26s till I can rant. now
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Now what would be really funny
Is if these people showing up to confuse me now had the rest of their time every year eaten up in things they would rather not do for doing this multiple times.
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