<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

I BOUGHT A DOMAIN IN MY SLEEP!!!

Now I don't know what to do with it!

Windows, you fucking idiot! You scheduled that damn update and now you have the balls to ask me what happened?!

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

Fuxk yeah! My code works! It's 2AM, I'm happy and there's no one around, so I wrote a poem :-P

What was once impossible,
Is now close to completion,
Thanks to my debug statements,
Which now await their deletion.

JUST BECAUSE I SET UP THAT ACCOUNT FOR YOU DOES NOT MEAN I KNOW WHAT YOU CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD TO.

phew all better now

Fav so far

Tired of staring at white background in github.
Searched for dark theme extension.
Guess what... My github is now dark.
FTW

Oh! Fuck! What should I do now!!! There is a fucking human filter.

Thanks Google. That's exactly what I need right now.

Mom : both are the same u idiot, what the hell you are learning now days

Me : mom pls ;_;

When you don't have a specific dev task to do...

Windows: I need to update
Me: Fuck off I'm doing an assignment
Windows: Nah mate I need to update like right fucking now
Me: For fucks sake, go on then, but if you take longer than 30mins I'll delete you again
Windows: *Updating 25% done*
Windows: *Reboots*
*Grub rescue screen*
Me: Hello?
Windows: ...
Me: ...
Me: You fucking cunt

Now this is what I love to see whenever I start the terminal

*on the phone with a client*
Important detail: in Dutch we call a colon a "double point" and a semicolon a "point comma".

Me: go to {url} and put double point followed by {something} behind it.
Client: *tries for 5 minutes, suggestions forth and back*
Me: how did you type the double points?
Client: I typed two points. (..)

The level of retardness I thought existed got worse once again.

At that moment the open window seemed like a veeery good option 😭

Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.

Now, only God knows.

Spent hours finding the problem in code. Suddenly something happens! Code works! Now I'm spending hours finding what made it work.

Now, I know what you meant by this story but... Um... Title needed a little more work I think

Yay!

I got my GitHub student pack!

Now what should I use it for..

Just finished assisting a junior dev with optimizing his code.

What used to take 2+ hours now takes less than 4 mins! 😎

For some reason my tech enthusiast mind gets really enthusiastic about the fact the Google calendar icon is now based on what date it actually is.

Always wanted to build a URL shortener. Guess what I'm building right now :D (next to working on a blog article)

Somehow this is making me very happy 😊

Forgive me, for I have sinned 😥

But vsCode can’t do what I need it to do right now

What If our Boss's read our Rants...
OH GOD NO!

But

What If they write there OWN rants about us?

Now im scared

now you know what to do ;)

IT'S Official Now.

Not sure what hapend... On my laptop running Ubuntu 17.10, I just got a notification:

Problem occured: "Ubuntu is ready"

Not sure what to do now... :P

Just spent 3 hours on my Python server application.
It now does EXACTLY what it did before.

Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...

*15 minutes later*

Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?

/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */

Submitted my resignation two days ago,

Got a call from current manager on the next morning asking why I requested one-week-shorter notice,

"Well, to be honest, with all due respect sir, as I described just now, I abhor and had enough with this project, if I weren't being considerate of the administrative paperwork, I still have enough leave balance to resign before the end of this month"

Fucking finally said it, and damn it feels good *sips beer

Dunno what to do now...

Headphones.. I miss 'em already

Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?

Now this is what a captcha should look like...

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

The moment when you finally figure out what was going wrong with the code. Just had one right now!

Look... theres an error in my commented code
Now what i cant even comment

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

Google I/O: And now web add a new language to Android...
Me: Golang, golang, golang...
I/O: Kotlin!!!!!!!
Me: What?????? Another language?!?!

Situation is like: what do i do now🤦‍♂️

I don't know whether PHP or getting friendzoned is worse, but I have to deal with both right now. What a lovely Saturday evening.

Encountered this is my computer science lab.

One of the most useless keys. Majority doesn't know what it does. And now there's two of it xD

Yippee, my code compiled successfully.
What possibly could go wrond now 😂😂

What did ms word tell excel?
Dude I don't wanna deal with your sheet right now.

teaching myself pointers right now

here is my learning process right now:
1. what even is this
2. wow this is neat
3. why does this even exist
4. what even is this
5. repeat

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Now that's what I call "open-source".. Really! Well done Microsoft!

Never begin a freelance project without a down-payment -.- 240+ hours in, an eager sounding client, no response for weeks now! What a waste.

Today I found this sticker in the Microsoft merchandise shop.
Now I don't know what to do. I find this epic, but I don't really like Windows. 😥

Oh, i have to get up in about 5 hours for work, but hey, now i know what microservices are 😅

What is `socially engineered malware` now ?

Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?

Damnit I stayed up until 230am cause I had to see what "Mr robot" was all about and now I'm on episode 5.

So I've been playing some DnD with friends.
And we've been working with some lego characters, whiteboard markers and plastic sheets to draw on.

But that's always a mess:
The ink was old and did not come off again for the most part
The sides of the map curled up and and made the lego character fall over
The lego characters were too big
And more...

So I thought, why not make it digital?

And so I did.
I used UWP to make a master and a client, both using the Windows Ink api to be able to draw.
Some circles with an initial served as characters, and everything was synchronized using a TCP library I wrote half a year ago.

Yesterday we tried it out.
We all (including me) were sceptical if it would work well because the 'analog' clumsy way we did it before does have a certain charm.

But at the end we were all very enthousiastic about it and we'll be using it next time too!
It's awesome to be able to create programs for your own use :D
That's why being able to program is such a great thing!

Now I need to restructure everything, make it more efficient, add a turn order display, make the map zoom- and moveable and more and more....

Possibly the best comment I have ever encountered:

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

What do I do now? :/

Broke my only laptop. What do I do now?

Gee, thanks for the descriptive error. That's really helpful. I now know exactly what to do.

IT Requests:

"I need (insert vague IT related need), because otherwise we can't do our job."

- What have you been doing up until now?

When i Code , I feel like i should take a break,
After Taking a Break,
WTf why I took the break , now what this code do !!!

Apple announced that Safari will now support WebP images.

Wow!!!!! That is some exciting news, what an exciting existing piece of new technology you have in your hands|!!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY, WELCOME TO NOW.

That moment when you finish a project and you think to yourself "What now? Am I still needed? Life is pointless now."

MY SISTER (the LibrOffice OS one) GOT ME A MUDAFUCKING RASPBERRY PI 3 😍😍😍😍

Now what to do with it 🤔

>Recruiter: So you have worked with Java for about ten years now.
>Me: Yes.
>Recruiter: What do you like the most about Java?
>Me: ...

Now what, IntelliJ...? 🤨
(moral of the story: Don't install new things when you want to go to bed!)

Unit tests fail.

Re-ran it again without looking at details.

Unit tests pass now.

What. Why?!

Now I can't sleep at night.

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

Now THIS is what I call an update 💯👏

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

So... The school blocked ssh. And now I can't access my home computer. What do I do now?

the coolest is this what I working on right now it's cool calendar hard to code but still fun

FUCK and FUCK I forgot my mobile at apartment and now i am wondering what will I do during breaks at work.

Made the mistake of telling my family what I'm going to school for... Now I'm free tech support.

GoDaddy has just called me to help me setup my website, that I've been using for 4 months now. What the actual fuck.

yeah I actually forgot to thank stackover flow from what I am now. Thank you Stackoverflow

credits on the owner of the photo.

Sent this to my boss just now:

Let's see what happens! :)

AIs are following us on twitter now. What next?

Going to sleep now. (Devious Me) 😈
[you'll know what I mean]

Thanks apple.
Now I know what are requirements to publish application to app store.

Always dreamt of having a 100 mbps Internet connection. Now that I have one I have no idea what to do with it.

I’m saving money to buy sketch, but guess what...

Adobe XD is free now 👌🏼

I've seen SOAP on here and now in other places.. can someone explain what it is to me like I'm drunk?

When left hand feels itchy because you may have copied something a bit ago and never pasted it, but now you don't know what or why

I have this project I've inherited, yea I seem to do that a lot, but this damn thing, has to run in php5.4, has deprecated functions for php7 everywhere and a lot of them and there's no classes anywhere beyond some libraries.

Everything is procedural with random scripts being injected left right and center.

I kid you not,

$thisThing = true;
If(x==y)
require "path/to/some/script.php";
else
require "path/to/a/slightly/different/script.php";

If($thisThing === false){
// well it was modified in that small block about 10 different times
}

Those injected scripts then accept data from the parent scope so, looking at file X, you need to have open file A,B, E, and M to understand where variables have been initialised and what there current state could potentially be.

Basically this thing was bandaid after bandaid for feature requests with 0 refactoring.

Here I am trying to implement some basic functionality (should only take an hour or so + a bit of manual testing) but no, I'm literally at the point of hitting the delete button on the entire project and starting again.

I am using a 2012 MacBook pro now, but I am thinking about switching to Linux (Ubuntu) or Windows before university. What do you recommend?

Everyone must remember IBM. You know, the company that was *the* computer company of the 90's and early 2000's?

This is thing on their website.

What now pls?🤔

Finally completely caught up on Silicon Valley. Now what...

That feeling when you're finally able to reproduce a bug...
Now it's time to dig through the logs to see what actually happened.

!rant What have you done with my life DevRant? I'm now addicted and can't quit. Meth is softer than this. 😐

Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!

Woooo, now that's what I call a smooth landing

DO WHAT YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT

AND DO IT NOW!!!

Now this is what a console message should look like.

You are now the head of Microsoft Windows development. What changes do you make?

Ransomware: Haha, pay me now or say goodbye
Me: Hey, What are you doing on my Pentium?
RW: Whaaat? Fuck man you are a disgrace. Here take some $2000 and now I be off.

my hero....

Windows crashed and now it gets stuck on this screen

Linux has low disk space and it can't access Windows drive partition for some reason..

What do I do now? :/

On any given morning, when I"m not quite sure what to tackle first.... there's always:

sudo apt update

Ahh, now I feel like I did something.

"dude! are you hacking!?"

shutup, haven't had coffee yet.

So... no more software, only apps now.

We no longer make software? What did I miss?

My boss wants to use Google Calendar instead of Trello from now on. What the fuck man...

At my balmer's peak and have nothing to work on... what am I supposed to do right now?

!rant

Found this today, it's my debugDuck now!
What do you guys think?

I just spent *literally* 12 minutes and 39 seconds watching Nyan Cat at 2x Speed.

What I've always wanted since I was a kid vs what I get now

Say what now

I got rejected by a unknown beautiful girl and now i dont know what to do. I can't sleep.

Hey there 👋

I am more or less throwing any burden (WhatsApp, Facebook, Google etc.) out of my life. Of course I will continue using the Google account for YouTube and some games that need it.

That's what it looks like right now:

Raspberry Pi 3B+
✅ webserver
- forum - complete (atm just for me)
- blog - no ideas and just installed october cms and nothing done yet
- nextcloud - complete and filled with my porn... eeh... data

✅ mailserver
(missing spamassassin, clam or sth. like this but it's working 😂)

✅ matrix-synapse
(as an additional alternative to messengers)

______________

Raspberry Pi 2
✅ catches dust
(any ideas?)

Of course, many more configurations and the like are necessary before everything is ready... but what then or what else is there?

At the moment I still use WhatsApp. Just wanna take time before sending everyone a message about changing the messenger and that it should be important for thinking about the own privacy, which alternatives there are bla...

Edit: For passwords I'm using Myki - didn't hear anything bad about it yet and it's very easy to use (Firefox add-on, Android app).
I love my passwords with 200 characters 😂
Maybe someone's knowing more about them?

Hope I didn't forget a thing... thanks in advance aaaaaaand... I'm gone. ☺

So this very random thought pop up just now.

What if Satoshi is on devrant? 🤔

Now what exactly do I do with this error code. Windows sometimes sucks at showing proper errors :/

When you spend an entire day debugging the client side halfway losing your mind, then you realize the 3rd party service API is to blame.

UUUggh!

Note to self:
Fucking comment your fucking code
So I finally got time to work on an old project and now I can't figure out what does what.

"Now that we can do anything, what should we do? " - Bill Buxton

when you receive promotional messages from your old company.
and feeling hits

"So, this is what we are now..."

What does full stack developer mean these days. It used to mean you could work the database, the backend code and the UI. What does it mean now?

Now that's what I call a real hacker 😂

What language is now in fashion?

What kind of headache are you guys having right now?

How to NOT handle dates!

Do not put the date to "mdy" format, today would be 050217.
Working on an intranet for some multi-billion corporation, and was wondering why events from last year were showing.

Last year's events were 28th of October, 2016, and was showing as upcoming events :)

Checked the code, and saw this. Quick fix, turned dates to UNIX timestamp, and it worked.

So, i short circuited a fuse on my laptop (accidentally) and...

MS windows is running much better now. 😐 What even.

I've stopped bringing my laptop to work. They gave me a pc that has 2 gb ram. What should I do now? 😐

Wait, what now??

Ohhhh what my eyes saw ?
Adaptive sync enabled now in mesa !!!!!

Finally fixed a bug that's been bugging me for weeks, but now friend wants to commit suicide. What a world we live in.

Laptop Recommendations? What do you use now?
Use cases: General use, python, scala, web dev etc.

Can you tell what keys were used the most?

Got to clean the keyboard now.

Big event today! I will be publicly previewing a project we’ve been working on for almost a year now for the first time.
I wonder what they’ll think.

I have been using ubuntu for a while now and would like to shift to a core linux OS, what should I choose.
Received suggestions are Arch, Kali

Only now just realised the Nintendo switch has an ARM CPU... Im even more impressed at what people are pumping out now...

Google in their *infinite wisdom* has decided the .dev domain they bought should be forced to https in Chrome 63 fully knowing it's a common test gTLD for Web developers.

That feeling, when you finished a learning project, and now don't know what to code next -.-

Well Argos, you now know what bad developers + Java can bring you. An out of bounds on an empty array -.^

Good job guys. Really, well done!

What kind of IDE if every now and then I have to open my terminal and type a command there?

Linux is wonderful..

Boots up PC..

"Software Updater"
"Failed to download repository information"

Great..

Now what !

<-- Linux Newbie.

What do I do now with the unsaved changes 😑

java.lang.StackOverflowError

Well, I've been betrayed... Now what?

Now I'm guessing what this 9999 is.

The agony of figuring out a solution directly after you leave the house for what now seems like hours...

Was just wondering now but what is devrant business model ?

Best: I have no work to do
Worst: I have no idea what to do with myself now

Heiloo people!

I had this app on my device for a while now.. it's only now I explored what this is all about! It's AMA-IZ-ING :D

Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!

Now hol up, that aint what it means you morons!

Did I just see stories on Facebook too now?

What do they want?!

To be doing what I am doing now.

GITHUB DOWN, what should I do now 😭

For now on I am just going to say I am a Psychologist... for computers. And my algorithms are what shape the behavior (:

Now what the heck is Google planning to use this info for?

Now finally im in a phase of my life..... Where.... I dont know what the fuck is going on anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awesome tool imapsync, now moving a 47gb account without problem, what other tool do you use to migrate emails account without to much hassle?, +1 lml

!dev

When your retirement estimates says no matter what, you'll be earning more than you do now when you retire...

WebDevs stop what your doing and search for "css houdini" right now.

Sudden changes in requirements. Business now wants a switch for this whole fucking project. They knew this fucking months ago and decided to tell us now. What the frikkity truck I just can't even

Now they have called a meeting at 4pm? What did I ever do to these people?!? 😡😡😡😒🤔

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.

What will the Dev world be like 6 months from now?

Just found "coding interview university" on GitHub and checked what I know, what I don't know and what I knew and now don't remember any more. My self esteem is now really low LoL

Oh what's that? You merged trunk into RC the day before the release? Nice one.

Now go roll it back and think about what you've done.

what usually takes 2 minutes max now takes ages! Welcome to Gradle ...

I wonder what Bing would be thinking right now...

Hmm .. hmm...
I get it now ...
In time you will know what it's like to switch ..
Use it , reuse it .. destiny still arrives .

What is REST?

The Legendary : Its stands for Representational State Transfer

Me : That's what i need right now.

I've been writing various forms of OOP for three years and just now learned exactly what static means

First Privacy policy, now this..

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??

Jenkins test what? It's Friday, deploy now... Later: SMS alert at midnight.

So, a few days ago I went on an interview for a position as a web developer, and during the interview they tell me they are thinking about getting into hosting, and that if they decide to do so I would be the one responsible for managing all of it.

I have no idea how to set up web servers, let alone make sure they can handle heavy loads and so on, so I'd be taking on a huge responsibility and workload, along with the task of making websites.

The company consists of 5 designers, and at the moment, no developers, and they have about 30-40 customers, all with sites that would need to be moved to the new hosting platform.

My question to you all is this:

How much does quality hosting equipment cost, and is it really worth it for such a small company to get into hosting, or should they rather look to make a deal with an existing host for some kind of monthly kickback/rebate?

I'm thinking they should find an existing host and enter some kind of partnership, as that would be easier and safer than doing all the hosting inhouse.

What do you guys and girls think?

Found these in a local store today. Now I know what Marty McFly went through.

What is the best Linux distributions for programmers? Am doing C/C++ programing with Ubuntu right now.

What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?

Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.

Another 99’er

What can I say now. I’m Impressed by the speed :D

Mr Fucking Robot. What an episode. Mind fucked up in the end. This season starts so average and now it's just getting dope. Brilliant writing.

Make a very simple website app in a very short time. Done. Now turn this website app into a WordPress like framework. What?

I'm now a part-time developer.

Amazon may now be my favourite internet company out there with what they've done in the first 8 minutes of The Grand Tour

Installing Linux Mint right now. One short question:

What terminal do you recommend to me?

Needed feature: multiple tabs.

Our company got bought over from a global private entity 3 months back (advent international) and the reciew process started and it turns out, im part of the bunch that may be getting retrenched as per the meeting we just had, our positions being redundant and just last week had a over the top performance review.. Now i need to figure out what to tell the family when i get home. This Fucking sucks im not going to lie

What a great day at AWS Summit!
Now I can build all the guestbooks / pet-stores I ever wanted!
#basic.

I don't know what happened with my Ubuntu 16.04.
And Now I'm bored by Typing
fsck -y /dev/sda1
on boot
😥😥

I think I know what it is like giving birth now. Spent hours in pain over making an algorithm and now I love my creation!

Just finished this task 3 days prior to the deadline. Not sure what to do with my life now.

DevRant down. Noooo, what to do now at the toilet!!

Ugh....why did I think it was a bright idea to name variables in a certain way. Looking at it now made me spend 3 hours trying to understand what it means, and now i have a headache from it.

Finished the Python Course on Codecademy...don't really know what to do now?

Now what to do with these...

We'll see.

!rant

What will happen to programmers/developers now days if there's no search engine/internet connection?

Three months ago I called function smartToggle(). And now I don't understand what this very smart shit is doing

Here to represent project managers.
Who was saying what about us?!

Talk now or forever hold your peace!

"Ok, now I know what todo with a, b and c but what to do with d?"

"You re-tar d."

What are u programming right now?

I lost all motivation to code today and I don’t know what to do now

I accidentally factory resetted my HP48... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! 10 years or hard work... Completely gone... I don't know what to do with myself now...

I think I need VPN now.... some sites are getting blocked/NSA is watching.... 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

Will this do? What next?

So after hating on Windows toda y I learned it now has bash, WTF.
And it is basically debian.

So.. what do we think about it?