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>Building advertising platform
>Life is good
>Fire up the dev server and open in browser
>No assets
>What the fuck
>Check code and config for like an hour it's all good
>What the fuck
>Try incognito browser, it works.
>What the fuck
>Oh yeah. Adblock. Fuck.4 -
Complaining about Chrome's RAM usage is like eating fast food.
It's good, it's fast, you love it, all day every day. Then you complain about being fat.
😂5 -
"Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders." - Unknown14
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Am I the only one who learns more on my own than at university? It really annoys me when I come here to study but all I do is read devRant posts all day, they are good tho.19
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"let's be all productive tonight!"
Who was I kidding, a night of sleeping longer than 5 hours is all I want right now.
Good night, devRant.6 -
Friend: hey I started learning java..
Me: great, good luck.
*After few minutes
Friend: Hey I heard you're good in java programming..
Me: yeah I know stuff.
Friend: So can you teach me all good things in java?
Me: but..
Friend: half hour is supposed to be enough, right?
Me: hell no, it's not like that..
this stupid thinks half hour is enough to transmit all my career to his stoned brain..
I am going to die!12 -
In all honesty, if there was a course on giving variables good, informative and not completely stupid names... I would take it.13
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I wrote my resignation letter yesterday, all’s good.
Today, bossman walks in:
“I’ve got some great news, all our developers are getting a raise”
Me: *well shit*15 -
Holy shit this UI/UX/Whatever looks good! Wish all apps could look this good. ++ to the Firefox App designers!16
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Finally finished all the current issues and tasks I had set out to accomplish before the holiday began.
Boss comes by - "you're doing some good work, do you have anything you're working on right now?"
"No, I actually just fin-"
"Good, I think now would be a good time for you to redesign our entire intranet."
"Haha. Yes."3 -
So devRant is an app I found while coming up with an idea to create a platform for developers to rant.....DAMN IT!!!6
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!rant
We keep ranting about managers, here is something good about mine. He increased my salary a 100% of my current. Which is freaking awesome.
That's all have a good day. ☺️6 -
I use different variations of the same password. Everywhere.
It's worked out good so far but I can see it all crashing down on me at some point.8 -
So you build a beautiful site; you spend good time on UX, refactoring, server optimisation, getting good page load speeds, SQL all optimised - life is good.
Commercial team comes in and slaps clickbait, generic advertising, tracking scrips over the lot.
Page loads go from a second to 30 seconds and even though you made sure all those crappy ad scripts are asynchronous pages still hang most times. PingdomTools lists your page scripts as going from 40 files to over 900... now users are ringing me up giving me grief about how slow this new company website is...5 -
Annoyingly typical office conversation:
Person 1: "Good morning."
Person 2: "Good morning, how are you?"
Person 1: "Good. How are you?"
Person 2: "Good."
Person 1: "Good."
NO! Not good, fuckers. I hear this all day long, come up with something real or original. Talk about the massive shit you just took, or how hard you're taking the news about Diablo Immortal. It reminds me of that scene in Office Space with the repetitive call center lady, lol.17 -
What do you all think about that. Is it good or nah? After few months of coding tried to do some UI design.7
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Made a website respecting ALL OF THE THINGS my client wanted to have.
Client sees result :
- "I don't like it, it's not a good idea."
- "But that's what you wanted me to do."
- "Yes, but you're the programmer, you should have known it wouldn't be good."
I had told him it's not a good idea a week ago. Fml.6 -
Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere11
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*Signs in to Outlook*
"You signed out of your account.
It's a good idea to close all browser windows."6 -
Visual studio just forced update on my friend's whole team, boss just let them all go home early and pray that it finished updating by tomorrow... Good job Microsoft3
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Hey guys
Just want to say that I'm new here and hope we all will have a good time and can help each other.
Greetings13 -
All respect to android (love the system (no, that doesn't mean that I love google)) and also to awesome custom roms (hell even some vendors make quite good ones imo!).
BUT WHO THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LIMIT THE AMOUNT OF ALARMS YOU CAN HAVE TO 15 OR EVEN LIMIT IT AT ALL?!?
I HAVE TO GET UP AT 3:30 FOR WORK EACH NIGHT AND THIS IS *NOT* HELPING.
THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA CAN TAKE A PHONE, OPEN THAT DEFAULT CLOCK APP AND SHOVE IT UP HIS FUCKING ASS.24 -
When you have so many projects you need your buddy to send you the good stuff all the way from America.13
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Let’s be real here for a second.
All I really want in my life is this virtual doggo!
A real virtual good boy!11 -
Today I'm trying to study how to encode data in idx-ubyte format for my machine learning project.
Professors I'm going to astonish you!
Good day and good coding to all of you! :)6 -
For each day on devrant I feel this place more like a community than a social media. And damn thats good. Thank you all for making my day7
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I see a trend here.
Posts of people with good number of ++’s get more ++’s than the posts of people with less number of ++’s. Even if the post of person with good number of ++’ is just a normal conversation starter and post of person with less number of ++’s is an actual good fucking rant.
It’s not a bad thing, per se. I hope nobody gets offended. All in good spirit.
To people with good number of ++’s:
Let’s not hold back and ++ the good content of people with less number of ++’s.
To people with less number of ++’s:
Don’t hold back your thoughts. Be free. Write free. Don’t try to make your rant to look a certain way to get more ++’s. We are all here to support.
Let’s grow together and spread positivity.
Peace.18 -
me: deletes comment from pom file
eclipse: there is a problem...
me: refresh project manually
eclipse: ok.. its all good now.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯6 -
Sex feels good and all but have you ever felt the pride of submitting a bug fix to software you use on GitHub?3
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To all kids that are leaving Github only because the "big bad corp) bought it:
Why did you not leave earlier? Github was good being closed before23 -
Turns out that dropping all tables on the production database wasn’t such a good idea. 😅
Thank god we had a backup from 10 minutes before it happend.6 -
When a website enforces "overflow: hidden" on all content elements, so you hit them with the good ol'
for(let e of document.querySelectorAll("*")) {
e.style.overflow = "scroll";
}14 -
Sorry devrant I have to fix my life before I can spend time on you again 😔.
Good luck to you all might be some time before I'm back 😢 but you are my people!
Good luck8 -
Pass by reference, do not wrap needlessly
// Bad
takesCallback(function (data) {
// Literally all this function does
processData(data)
}
// Good
takesCallback(processData)
I see this all the time, especially with jr devs.8 -
To all the developers fighting for a good architecture, and the designers fighting for good UX. You guys are the real heroes fighting the eternal fight.
Here's to you! -
Client : We have performance issues on <this> page.
US : Testing with their data on : Xeon : All good, Core i7 : all good, Core i5 : all good, A smartphone : all good, core i5 UM version from 5 years ago (You know, 1.8Ghz, 2 cores, not 4) : all good.
US : Could you share your screen and show us ?
Client : Sure ! Shares his screen. Chrome is already opened. Refreshes the page, after 15 seconds, chrome : Would you like to stop script on this page ?”
US with mic on mute : “WTF?! It cannot happen here. It’s only a list of about 500 rows!”.
US : “Hello, could you open a tasks manager?”
Client : “ Sure, but I need to do it through here”
Some random VID interface popping up. Opens tasks manager with a beautiful “48 vCPUs detected”.
I have no idea how their virtualization is settled, but it seems to be messed up. Tomorrow going to be fun. I have a call at 9am to explain them their problem. Their IT will hate me forever.
If anyone has tips on Chrome through virtualization, please tell me.
EDIT : Yes 48. Not 4-8. It's not an error6 -
I bless everyone with happiness worth billions of dollars and additional billion dollar in cash.
Live happy everyone. I hope all your good dreams come true.24 -
I answered an robocall and all the robot said was "good bye". This must be the unit test of robocalls.3
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Turns out scrolling through devRant while thinking for a function name was not a good decision after all.8
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Good documentation is always a fucking good experience man.
And I particularly like how the Vue.js documentation is laid out. Straight up the framework is:
Easy to use
Concise
Has a lot of sane ideas
Good separation of concerns
Good Typescript integration
A really good cli tool
And above all this good shit is the documentation. Of all the major JS fronted tools I would say that this one is the one i like working with the most all in account of how easy to find the shit that I need is. Have built some otherwise complex shit using nothing more than documentation....albeit i have done this with most frontend shit i use.9 -
Okay I just had the first good experience of my college career (It's my last semester)
Professor put the PDF versions of all the textbooks in their syllabus.
Swear to god I nearly came.
Good job, professor. -
Wrinkles appear on their forehead(s) when I spend too much time on computer. Their voices become loud but then I say - "This is going to earn me my bread."
All good. Good life :) -
Hit over 300 downloads on NPM! Not much, but it feels good and makes working on open source projects all the more worth it.2
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If you don't feel good enough with your programming skills, keep practicing but don't be sad, there are dogs all around the world that love you3
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Unity: Fam you have errors.
VisualStudio: Nah fam you're all good.
U: You can't build until you fix your errors.
V: What errors lol
Me: -
So hello guys, I just published my first article, it might not be that good or good at all, but heck it feels great.
Anyway, see ya :prant software engineering linux refactor smile life is good medium pichardo for president article software development3 -
Good ol' fucking brain-dead autistic dipshit me just pulled an all-nighter reading rants on fucking devrant
Now wish me a good day's sleep you perfect-ragging entertaining bastards filling up devrant with the best posts I've ever read about programming.4 -
I wrote an application to demo at a convention coming up. Which feeds tcp data from arduino devices to real time d3 maps via websockets.
Demoing today, and the owner starts talking about a project he saw that which lit up some lights to a device in the room via the internet. In this same meeting he casually mentions he wish he had developers who could do that type of stuff.
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I had to write a job portal which had to be done in php5.6 and mariadb and it had to be IE compatible. All of those good things.7
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!rant and !related_to_programming
Saw Black Sabbath today, final tour. Was quite sad but it felt good to see all of them giving it all. So much energy8 -
Today I was writing Selenium tests and was struggling to find a good way to test a text editor. We did a weekly code review and my team lead rewrote the test ij 10 lines to generically handle all cases.
Hopefully I'll be a good dev someday. 😔4 -
I haven't opened my laptop all day for the first time in 2.5 months. Feels damn good. Got some good laughs today out of devrant; thanks everyone.
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They say if you throw good stuff out at the universe, it will throw good stuff back. But all it ever throws for me is a NullPointerException.2
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I am good to the programs I use.
I give the all the needed ram.
Except Android Studio, I don’t have a fucking server.7 -
I pray September is a time full of blessings and good vibes where all my homies get their pull requests merged and their Stackoverflow questions answered.1
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You guys are cool and all but it's a little strange being in a community centred around releasing negativity when ideally you need good vibes..16
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Let's all call Linux like so:
"Gnu with Linux added"
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So you remember the old, not so good days, when your app worked in all the browsers besides stupid Internet Explorer?
So I through those days were long gone, and today ticket that functionality doesn't work in Edge.
Good part of the story? Ticket number is 666.2 -
Can't say fuck off to all the guys saying good morning when you arrive in office. Nobody really means it. It gets irritating some times. :(14
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1. I'm lazy
2. It pays the bills
3. I'm good at it... At least compared with all the monkeys I have to deal with
Maybe #3 is not so good... I couldn't think of another though...6 -
God damn, the most beautiful thing I've read in probably two years. It *moved* me.
https://fortressofdoors.com/four-ma...
Good to see you all.6 -
If I have one more developer commit database credentials to code I'm going to have a red stapler moment and burn something to the ground.1
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When you wanna lunch a product and all domains with good names are taken; and when you find a good domain, the twitter handle is taken by an egg!!
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When all your automated test results come back good... But you just know, deep down, somewhere there's a plate of shit sitting too close to a fan.... waiting!1
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So just finished my last algorithms and data structures class frequency, feeling pretty confident about the grade, today it'll be all weed, pizza and sex. Life is good :')2
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If she make a sexual joke, it's a joke and we all need to be good sport in the team.
If I make a sexual joke then it's sexual harassment and all the women in the team is offended.
Ok Noted.11 -
Anybody do anything cool with their leftover Androids / iPhones ? I recently came across a good amount of them from extended family. They’re all in pretty good condition. I think it’s a waste because they are fairly recent devices with good processing11
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The Bluetooth API for Android is a fucking mess.
So is WiFi direct. Good luck doing anything with it.
That's all lol3 -
I wish all of you a really good week. I hope everything works out for you and that you are content with life.3
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So, I'm 100% sure that in a year I'll look back at today and ask why I thought it was a good idea to implement a feature this way.
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i think formal education is the best, because it teaches good practices and all the whys of programming. it requires a lot of discipline and effort, but actually sitting down and studying theory is good for us13
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Just got a new job.
All good, really enjoying it.
Only problem is, the canteen smells of chips and it's making me very hungry... Water for me :/9 -
Only Jilano cares about this:
https://youtube.com/watch/...
Sped up a little bit, but hey, it has Mega in it, so I'm all good.4 -
Whole class: makes an sql database using phpmyadmin. Simple, easy, meets the requirements
Me: fuck it. Use python with pyqt5. And Microsoft sql server Spend unnecessary hours on making repetitive functions, cause my stupid ass can't figure out how to pass more than one parameters in class methods.
All in all, it looks good. I feel like I did something, learnt something new. Took on a challenge. Its a wierdly good feeling, somewhat rewarding.5 -
Got myself this on new year. For all my data. Hope it's a good decision!
Happy New Year everyone ^_^ -
"First of all, Pascal is the best. Everything you learnt beside Pascal, dump it" - Wise words from ComSci teacher
Ok. I'm good.6 -
😂😂😂 Folks, please comment away the ways this is a superbad idea...
It might be a good one..
But comment away on its shittyness all the same16 -
"Good design is in all the things you notice. Great design is in all the things you don’t." - Wim Hovens1
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Don't. Especially while you're not a senior specialist. It doesn't really matter bad company or good: they all have something bad, they all have something good. From the bad examples you will learn WHAT, HOW and *WHY* should not be done. From the good examples you will learn what and why works and how efficiently.
Next month I'm gonna be working on a project that is SO bad I will flood DR with rants. But I'm looking forward to it, because I know I will learn what else should not be done.
Better learn from their mistakes than your own2 -
when youre working on a API and every testCase is all green plus manual testing thru Postman extension is all good..
then makes a web app use that API, authorization works as intended but the token is immedially invalid...
just..how..2 -
I just switched to iOS and it's being an amazing experience.
So great to finally have access to all my files, and personalize my device as much as I want.
And it has no virus so it's all good news.1 -
1.)
I either get way better in math, or find a good opportunity to drop out of college. Both would be equally good.
2.)
Nvidia dies the cruel death it deserves.
3.)
All DEB and RPM package-managers, get replaced by pacman.3 -
The Project Management Triangle "fast-cheap-good (pick two, you can't have all three)" is something I've never agreed with.
How would you promise to build something good & cheap?
Doing it slowly will not really make it cheaper. The cost is usually development hours. If it takes 40 hours to make a good product - doing it 2 hours per day isn't going to make it cheaper.13 -
The worst infinite loop of all.
while(hasPoopOnTP( )){
if(goodEnough( )){
break; //it's never good enough
}
ass.wipe( );
}1 -
Rarely post a meme cuz we kinda know all I guess but this one is so good: https://reddit.com/r/VisualStudio/...
(Link cuz it's animated)14 -
Really loving all these Udemy sales and humble book bundles, a lot of is for programming and some of them are actually really good!
It's a good time to be a Dev! -
Immortality, but like the good kind where you stop aging. Because i could learn so much stuff in all that time and tbh who wants to die5
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Just been cleaning out an old cupboard and found the book that really helped me to understand OOP ... Python for absolute beginners .. Before I picked it up, I was having a hard time getting my head around it all. Good times, good book :)
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It has arrived! :D
To think it was all thanks to my "noteporn" rant and all that I was eligible for those stickers. Weird flex but ok :3
In any case, thanks again to the devRant team for providing such a good network to all kinds of developers or aspiring developers alike :)4 -
If all the 24 years of my life have taught me anything, it’s that I am not at all good at time management.
That’s why I am always stressed. And I hate that I just can’t seem to make it better. Short motivational bursts are good, but I need a permanent solution!3 -
Because almost all the answers from stackoverflow are still optimum, even if it's 7 year old code, all it needs is some good ol' spit shine refactoring
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"Good design is in all the things you notice. Great design is in all the things you don’t." - Wim Hovens5
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Happy birthday to the best community for developers. Thanks for all the laughs, friends and good times you have brought us all.
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The dev before me stored all the emails and passwords as plain text in the database. This is not good. Not good at all.1
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Got a cold and accidentally forgot to screw the water bottle then the water went into my computer.
All these good things.7 -
Duh... Searched for a good WYSIWYG editor for TALL stack the last days. There are tons of bullshit posts on the internet.
Not all programmers are smart people.6 -
Is it just me or is every app out there just a giant piece of shit riddled with bugs now? Did every company fire all their good devs and testers? It’s all fucking trash3
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A good project manager between the client and the developer can do miracles to productivity on all ends1
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sounds logic, ..does it?
git commit -m "session now holds 'null' as date if equals today. This way a 'today' is always possible, even if yesterday was today and today is now the tomorrow from yesterday"
original german git message: "session hält 'null' als date, wenn gleich heute. So ist ein 'heute' immer möglich, auch wenn gestern heute war und heute mittlerweile das morgen von gestern."
Who finds the startrek reference? -
Any good resources for learning css?
I've been using it for three years and I still suck ass.
Never learned it properly, never liked it at all.10 -
People be like: “We don’t use comments cause good code should explain itself”
Then proceed to use complicated app architectures with classes all over the place.
Fuck.7 -
When you accidentally revert (ankhSVN in visual studio) changes in code, and you lose all the code you just wrote. That feeling in the pit of your stomach... And the hot sweat/silent cursing... I fixed it so it's all good :).4
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Got 'em stickers woohoo! All the way from Philippines. Letter got wet in the rain but the stickers are in good condition. Thanks devRant!4
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Created this stupid app in like 30 minutes, not good at CSS at all... Can anyone suggest what to add next :/
https://solar-scroller.herokuapp.com/...5 -
Probably would have been a good idea for someone to tell me that if I upload the project to my tenant too many times it can break the entire realm and bring down all the other tenants in it. Good opportunity for some team documentation 😊
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1/3rd of my work today was documenting my all the parts of my project that haven’t been documented and it felt good1
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What's a better freelancing medium than upwork.com? The competition there makes it very difficult to land anything with a good price if at all.2
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Python trusts you. It says "hey, if you want
to go poking around in dark places, I'm gonna trust that you've got
a good reason and you're not making trouble."
After all, we're all consenting adults here.5 -
Honestly, who could have thought at some point of his life that having all the business logic on the database with 20k stored procedures was a good idea?9
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Judge me all you want,
I don't think JavaScript is a good programming language and it should be improved in newer versions. Babel seems promising but still.......4 -
Whoever said that "The IT Crowd" is a good TV Series...
WTF?
It's so... lame.... Are all the British comedies like that?23 -
That moment when I start to finish my project and after 4 hours playing games I realize that is time to go in bed!!
Good night to all.undefined ghost warrior need for speed chilling nothing to do with programming good night open xcode and close after game finish -
Taking notes or explaining mathematical,/physical concepts by writing I'm C++ syntax.
It's pretty good because all my other chemical engineering classmates stopped asking for my notes.2 -
Reading all your rants I'm glad my parents always supported me. They even helped to pick a good university and paid my dormroom all 6 semesters. I'm the first in the whole family who got a degree at university and I think they are very proud I have a stable job and a good income.
Though I doubt they know how rare (good) programmers are here and how much job offers I'm getting each week 😄 -
A question for all the great dev's on devRant
What would be a good strategy for a college student to be good at programming ?23 -
I wanted to talk about the right job.
In my previous job I did not feel happy, the management was weird, the salary was low.
For a time I was thinking, I need to get better and do more and I will have a better salary and management will be more lenient towards me.
After a few years, I got an offer to join a much bigger company with a bigger salary and better benefits.
I joined them of course. And it turns out in some places you just do not fit in or the company just wants something that is not realistic and always will be unhappy with you.
In my current company, I have never felt better working, the team is awesome and tasks are challenging but doable, and they appreciate my skills and speed of work.
TL;DR:
If you do not feel good in your company, leave for some other company, most likely it's not you, but its the job that sucks.2 -
So my school makes a survey each semester where students grade their teachers performance. This is all well and good.
Till I found out today that admin averages all the teachers scores for that class year. So all the good ones are worse and the bad ones are better off.
So I guess someone is desperate for some extra cash by making the school look better than it is... -
#!rant
This week was probably the most creative, focused, and productive one I've had all year. Feels good.
3-day weekend, here I come!1 -
SwiftKey made all their keyboard themes free for good! Time for us to get and apply this theme on our devices :D10
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Yo @dfox, I think we all know what devRant is missing. Some good old img/gif comments for all our meme response needs5
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When you propose a project and your friend programms the funny parts that you seek forward to do, while you had no time to spare. 😭😭😭
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Build test project in VS, all tests are visible in test explorer.
Make a trivial change and build, all tests disappear.
Restart VS and rebuild, all tests visible.
Make another trivial change and build, all tests disappear.
I'm beginning to think VS isn't very good.5 -
*Writing JS validation*
step1: testing for the 1st time
Chrome: all good
Firefox: with bug
IE: ugh... it's hard to explain
step2: fixing script
Chrome: all good
Firefox: all good
IE: with bug
step3: fixing script for IE
Chrome: with bug
Firefox: with bug
IE: with bug
step4: revert to step 2
Sorry, IE, but I don't know what you disliked there... -
Being a fresh junior developer and trying to build experience is all well and good except when some companies ask for a minimum of two years experience...
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Last week we heard all about the bad recruiters... Does anyone have good experiences with recruiters?5
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Got a new job. Its all good. Fun work, great colleagues and good pay. However, last week they mandated some new surveillance tech so all network traffic is unencrypted, logged, stored and analyzed.
Should I stay or should I go? I am big into privacy. What would you do?26 -
Good: local news website has an interactive news paper online
Bad: You have to pay for it
Good: Found the exposed URL to all of the paper images
Bad: can't download from its parent directory
Good: made a shell script to download all images4 -
Is it possible at all to be a really good developer and maintain good interpersonal relationships?2
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I've created instructions for myself the next time I encounter cpanel.
rallen@rallen ~ $ cheat cpanel
#SSH'ing into the fucking cpanel
#Figure out combination of 5 usernames and passwords given by client to log in.
#Pray that WHM isn't involved.
#Ignore several ssl warnings and cancel several .htaccess password prompts.
#Call in to enable that shit.
#Wait no less than 15 minutes on hold.
#SSH enabled.
#Create public private key pair.
#Notice the ppk conversion for windows 'devs'. Sigh.
#Copy key pair to ~/.ssh/
#chmod that shit to 600.
#Note for the user name it's not anything the clients given you or what you've named the key. Look in the cpanel for the /home/<user> directory.
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Hey, go and buy yourself a good flash drive. Usb 3.2, SanDisk with the mechanism of an automatic switchblade, you know, all the good stuff. You deserve it.8
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So, not really a rant. The opposite in fact. With all this frustration about GDPR lately, GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED?! My domains (at one registrar so far) where all made private because of the law. GOOD DAY!2
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Just ordered a Logitech G413 for 78(!!)€. This is a good deal, can't relate why gaming keyboards are around 100€ at all.7
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To all the business owners, it's good to have employee's. It means you get to do their jobs besides your own too.1
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My biggest insecurity is that people will one day find out that I am not good enough!
I write clean code and do all the shit around it but I don't feel good enough.
Imposter syndrome is for real, sometimes! -
"Good design is in all the things you notice. Great design is in all the things you don’t." - Wim Hovens8
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Anyone using Huawei Cloud? How good is it? Does it have APIs to automate the infra creation and all?3
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That horrible, dreadful, feeling when your openvpn server is not working as intended anymore, and yet you can't remember what was the last thing you changed a few weeks ago.
Even worse, one client seems to still work just fine, while another seems completely broken.
- pc1 (windows): all good
- phone 1 (android 8.1): no connectivity, both internal and external
- phone 2 (android 7): all good
All with the exact same config.
If there is a god, I must be in hell. Otherwise I cannot see the point of this sensless torture.3 -
I think I can safely unsubscribe from the /r/ProgrammerHumor subreddit. All the good ones get reposted here anyway :)
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Ok, all coded out for the day (week) any good series you'd recommend... Sci Fi, action, superhero, war, sniper, cool shit type stuff.19
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!rant at all.
Finished my first week in my new DevOps Engineer role. Feels good, and I'm loving the change of pace.1 -
They think I sit on my arse all day and do nothing 😂 then sometimes think I’m really clever and good at computers lol
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Does anybody have any good stories about recruiters or are they all these people that spend all day on LinkedIn viewing profiles and ringing developers about short time positions with little or no description?1
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Do you Know Some Good Publish platforms to publish My Not-finished at all application ?
(any one wants to collab is welcome)9 -
Boss tells me: "It doesn't work. I tried yesterday." I screenshare with him. He performs the action. All works good. My migraine intensifies... -.-2
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we have spent all the day moving a ton of stocks from a warehouse to another .. it was a good break from coding :)1
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All these online coding courses, and I have to wonder... Are they as good as they seem to advertise?1
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when you find out that they refilled the snacks and you know, after 3 days all the good stuff is gone. what to do?7
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project need to be present next week.. we've already done nothing.. all four of us really did a good job..2
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Why am I like that....
All is good, there is ONE FUCKING request which is slow.
Why, why I'm searching it ? For fun I guess !4 -
"Let's make a blog post, I have a very good idea : comparing 3 totally different things !"
I guess it's all about Seo and traffic...1 -
I'm a beginner cs student I'm learning c language now
Should i make note of all content ?
And plz suggest me good technique to learn that language ...plz !!19 -
Let's list off all the craziest stuff that happened in 2016. (Crazy meaning unexpected not good or bad)
I'll start with the cubs winning the world series.6 -
Happy new year guys and gal. Been a great year and hope next year would be bring good luck and prosperity to all dev rant community here.
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good guy pexel allows me to insert free random kitten pictures as an easter egg, retrieving all by a tidy api. made my day.
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Hello ranters,
i am following a job postulation but they required ISS and Windows server as a must-to-know, do you have a good book or a good website to learn all those tools (i love linux, but you know, you need to adapt to every situation)..9 -
remember how we all thought that storing the entire frontend state in a single entity is a good idea but then we just kinda moved on1
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!rant
Just got back from ma friend house. Internet so damn good there.
But my life need to move on. Day by day. Task by task.
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Whenever I thought everything is okay and I am all good for the day, earphone stopped working from one side.2
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3 hours later I discover why my unset destroyed our json.
"When encoding an array, if the keys are not a continuous numeric sequence starting from 0, all keys are encoded as strings, and specified explicitly for each key-value pair."
Thanks obama.1 -
I never had a fight. And I mean never at all, not just dev-related.
I'm not sure that this is a good thing.
Sometimes I wonder, does this mean that I'm a good diplomat, or that I'm not relevant enough to argue with?1 -
while working with c++(QT) remove inheritance. compile. all good. unrelated code just stops working in runtime. *pouring more coffee*
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Can we have a good quality headphone thread?
Using 20€ in-ears right now. Any good on ear wireless headphones, you can wear all day without your big ears hurting or too much sweating?9 -
Good morning from all of your fathers from us the happy people who never knew how they were until we were much older :)
https://youtu.be/yZsufi4NmPQ -
No, why would you make sure your not working with a database over a year old. Totally our fault, we're jackasses for telling you to do it over again.
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I just started a web dev course.
I definitely hate bootstrap, jquery-mobile and all their fucking classes.
Does it exist a good reference poster (or something else printable) with all these classes and what they do?3 -
Android OS is officially done in 2022 and belongs on a graveyard with all the other projects that started out good but got ruined later by corporate bullheads1
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I'm seeing the rails intro by the creator and being honest, I'm not sure if all the abstraction is a really good thing or a really bad thing.1
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Manager writes all good things on performance review!! I think i am a part of some big conspiracy!!1
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Deleted part of my build template for no good f-ing reason while trying to back it up -_- Of all the irony
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Hello everyone, i'd like to know which databade do you all use and what will be a good database for a beginner?7
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When you deliver a site to a customer and find out that you forgot to prepare all the statements so that the website wouldn't be vulnerable to SQL injections. So yesterday I forgot to add that, had to close down all the connections to the website and rewrite all the statements. Everything is good now
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Oh there are lots of good tools to handle different screen sizes like containers, anchors, scaling and all that good stuff huh ?
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Sets it to stretch mode instead -
They asked me to maintain the site from our scouting group.
Now all these people think I'm a God, it have to admit it feels good. -
Want to do all of these Open Source, machine learning and competitive coding. But can't choose one. I would do all but apparently getting good grades is important in college. Fml
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That feeling when you'r handed a ticket, that has already been worked on by someone else. Read all the back and forth between him and the client (all in good manners and intention) but understood nothing...
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You guys, what commonly fontFamily you are using in making an android app? I'm not good in looking a good font, hoping all of you help me. Thanks very much.3
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You guys have any good resource to learn SQL database design with ERDs? All I can find are really Basic examples but nothing that goes a bit deeper1
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"Good design is all about making other designers feel like idiots because that idea wasn’t theirs." - Frank Chimero1
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Cheers to all good programmers but know not good English. PS: it should be a list of locationNames3
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1) own work hours.
2) good salary.
3) programming is fun.
and most of all.
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Just applied in windows Never in Linux.
Before call to technical support, apply the first rule in windows.
#1 .- For all evil restart. For all GOOD, too RESTART.1 -
Love having the windows app! Now I can dedicate one of three monitors to it and experience DevRant in all its full screen glory! Good work guys!
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I'm bored and can't sleep soooo...
Bad clever code vs Good clean code
Worst / best examples. - what's devRant got
Stories, pictures, links. All mediums are welcome1 -
Ok , so about #wannacry project all we need is group of good programmers and ethitical hackers even black ,any way who wanna join us ? Lets make money3
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Had an interview a couple of days back, and trying to sell how good the company is, the owner proudly declares, all their code is procedural.2
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I just realized.....
All code is good, all code is bad.
When you say "Wow that is super code!"
Zen master (from Charlie Wilson's War) says:
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Any good hackathon project idea that can enhance the D-Commerce Market??
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Should I disable autoupdate on Atom and GitHub Desktop?
Kinda scared to have a thing autoupdated by ms cuz I saw what win 10 does..1 -
Gruvbox is the best theme. There is no other good theme. Gruvbox for one, gruvbox for all. I use vim btw
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String good =
"I'll never give up type systems!!"
+ " Do you hear me?!"
+ " Never!";
bad =
"Can't believe it made it all the way into prod."
% NaN + 3 / '11'