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Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!
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Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.
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That moment that you get your first paycheck and you realize that you earned it with doing what you love and learning loads!
😍14 -
Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.4 -
Have a great working week guys! I will spent it on the beach with my devRant t-shirt! Locals love it!
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Who needs Photoshop or Sketch , when you have code.
Trying out some Generative type.
Still in love with Processing.
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Alestorm had a huge rubber duck with them at Alcatraz metal festival yesterday. I love them even more now! 😂
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Dear devRant,
Meeting you was fate, becoming your member was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.6 -
!dev
Coffee. I love it.
But with that, I mean *coffee*.
No I don't want a fucking cappucino or a latte or a whatever-the-fuck you call it that is coffee mixed with something not-coffeeish.
I love *coffee* and I want my coffee black and strong as fuck without any bullshit added to it.47 -
I love python, its the language I never really struggled a lot with yet also progressing so fast with it as a programmer!
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The struggle when you have to say "I love working with people and I'm very sociable" during a job interview.3
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Me: Fuck I love my chromebook!
The world: Why would you love Chromebooks, you cant even do anything with ChromeOS?!
Me: *Sit's down and listens to music and podcasts for 3 hours* Oh look, still got 82% battery...22 -
HR: why you want to work with us.
Me inside: you stupid, because you need my skills and I need your stupid money, stop reading articles about stupid interview questions.
Me: because I love to work on such amazing environment, and I really love the technology you're using.5 -
My first complete pipeline with Jenkins:
- push on gitlab
- build with maven
- test with junit
- deploy with Ansible
- integration test with Selenium
I love devops!6 -
I would love to see a “How It’s Made”-style TV show about software projects. With the narrator and everything.4
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end of my functions:
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Divorced Ruby (only thing she has is her beauty)
Married Java(powerful but hard to cope up with)
In love with Python (Powerful and beautiful)
Have a crush on Kotlin (She is something else, sadly she is Java's friend)
In an Affair with C# (Like java but easier to deal with)
😂😂
#Love gone wrong 😝
(Just a joke try to see the humor in it. Don't get offended 😂. Thank you. )10 -
Bob Tabor.
He is one of my favourite tutors. Fell in love with C# after starting with his videos.
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When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to learn you. When I learnt you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you....... CODE WITH ❤ IN <?php..........?>
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Hello community. Joined this a minute ago and already in love with you.
Have a nice code. See u !11 -
“I love being disturbed with customer phone calls when I’m coding and working to a deadline” said nobody, ever!
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After 10 years of development, and 7 years of being happily married, I'm in love again... With Unit Testing.
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"i love the smell of possibility in the morning" i said.....
"Gradle build failed with errors"
--computer replied :)1 -
CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.
“Slams fists on keyboard”
I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦
“Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”
I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️
*digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”
*pees and shits pants*
*cries in corner with extra agony*21 -
So I booted up this "very exciting, bleeding edge project" that my boss so delicately forced me to volunteer for. This is what I see:
FATAL ERROR
The internal calendar ended on Dec. 21, 2012.
... The Mayans. The Mayans built the system.1 -
Wish me luck!
If you wanna learn with me I'd love some company.
If you got some great tips let me know!
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I love it.
I'm a geek, and a nerd,
I love everything that computers,
I love electronics, physics, even mathematics,
I love thinking, solving problems, learning new things.
And programming is all of those combined, I love it with a passion.5 -
I am so in LOVE with IntelliJ. I used to use Eclipse before, just switched to intelliJ last week and I am falling in love with this IDE a little more every day!!!!!16
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Chrome to stop autoplaying content with sound starting 2018. I fucking love Google 😁
https://venturebeat.com/2017/09/...3 -
tfw going to bed with some unsolved coding problems and waking up at night with a solution... i love the human brain.4
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Just web designer things 😂
Share your experiences with such designs in comments. Would love to hear a few
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The dilemma of having a job that I love but a salary that just breaks even with living expenses and student loans.2
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I fucking love the vsCode "search everywhere" function, it saved me countless times with chinese frameworks, holy shit.3
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I Love coding in The Sun with some Ice-Cold drinks, but if the Notebook-Screen wouldn't reflect The Sunlight so brutal...4
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Does this happen to someone else? She actively seeks that spot. I love her and I love to spend time with her and share the space, but I have to work, dear...
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To be honest I have no problem with procrastination. I love programming and there are few things I would rather do.4
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You know, there's one thing I absolutely LOVE about IntelliJ. It strikes through deprecated code and shows what you can replace it with.3
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!Rant
I'm falling in love with C#. So classy...
Languages are always girls to me, as the computers.21 -
I love how the developers of this platform(or maybe forum?) engage with its users. Thank you @dfox and his friend :)
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Watching Limitless on Netflix and I just love the "hacker" code animation loops with multiple terminals open going on in the background xD
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I love materializecss.com .. I love the concept and I don't know why, but I like it ways better than bootstrap. Materialize looks kinda fresh to me - not the classic Material Design. Aaaaaand it's very easy to work with it.5
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*installing linux on my mini laptop*
- Dad: "you should make a backup image of windows 10"
- Me: "LOL NOPE!"
(With 2gb of ram, linux makes it the perfect lightweight coding machine. But with W10? Jesus christ)6 -
My current setup.
Doble screen on an Arch Linux with i3wm and conky. I love it 😍😍.
What do you think?
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Just wrote an article about how to code this with CSS. I'm new to writing stuff. Would love to hear what you guys think
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Gotta love it when you've just hit your pace with a project and then the requirements change...
Three times in a row...3 -
I am falling in love with JavaScript again and again.
Node.js is something very awesome happened to JS.14 -
I love technology! Went to the grocery store today. Realized that I forgot my wallet. Paid with my phone. Very satisfying.10
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I have a love hate relationships with Google.
As an investor, I love how they are a natural monopoly that keeps growing into new areas...
As a deaf user, And I hate how they find ways to screw me over while still looking good.9 -
When you have a friend that you love but you can't say that you love him, it is way more painful than breaking up with him as friends.
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Love development
Like the people I work with including the boss
Okay with the salary I guess
Fucking hate the customers -
Have some troubles with MySQL server with multiple instances.
After some search, I have a “bind-address” parameter set to “127.0.0.1”
Changed to “localhost” do the trick. Love my work.7 -
I HATE PROGRAMMING !!
I HATE PROGRAMMING !!
I HATE PROGRAMMING !!
*Compiled successfully with no errors or warnings*
I LOVE PROGRAMMING !!
I LOVE PROGRAMMING !!
I LOVE PROGRAMMING !!9 -
“Falling in love with code means falling in love with problem solving and being a part of a forever ongoing conversation.”- Kathryn Barrett
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Attending my first dev meetup this weekend 😇 so excited, I'd love to meet some people to collab with. -
What music genre do you prefer listening to when coding?
I'm going with rock/metal, Linkin Park is love ❤️26 -
In love with Laravel events, listeners and mailables. What a beautiful way of doing this. Can't say how much I love this framework. <3
Can't wait to implement redis and queues. Am excited to try this for the first time. Share exp. if you have, pls.4 -
I am in love.
I am in love with all the guys and girls working at Microchip support.
I am the kind of user that does not really understand what he's doing/what he wants to do, so I am constantly stuck in stupid configuration errors or looking for impossible solutions, yes I am THAT kind of a user...
Here is a PWM working, a support guy spent some minutes telling me that I have to connect to the right pin.
Ok, he had to tell me twice.😳
Thank you, it may have taken me days to find out this.
They does not know, but there is a HUGE amount of decreasing dumb question incoming 😈
Please be kind with me, and don't get mad when things will get serious, I will probably bring hell in your office, I am very sorry for that...
Still, thank you for helping the dumbest learner-by-mistake that doesn't know how to recognize a mistake.
I can't write this in the ticket system, I hope someone of you use devRant! (atsame54 office, I am talking with you!)
You are my stack overflow, and the project I will develop with your help is quite the only thing left before my graduate.
I will owe you so much beers, love you guys!!!
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I can't believe I've been here for a year already. Where has the time gone?
Well, here's to another year of ranting with like-minded people!1 -
C(++) macros will be the death of me
I sure do love working with code that was written when I was in elementary school, with all the glory of nested macros and ## to deduct type names
Love that8 -
Don't you love it when your computer mouse tells you with a creepy dark voice "Congratulations, you've won a trophy" really fucking loud?2
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Working on a project with tests is so nice.
I love tests. Well, I hate making them, but now refactoring is so easy :] -
Coding is essentially problem solving with almost immediate feedback. Video games are also problem solving with almost immediate feedback.
That's probably why most Coders love video games. That and the fact that most people love video games anyway. -
I love italics in combination with font ligatures! Looks so great! What do you think? Italics yay or nay?
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-start a startup ground up
-make more connections with people
-doing a meaningful life
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I love CSS, but don't like preprocessors (like SASS, Less, or Stylus) :/ There's nothing more beautiful than vanilla CSS with zero workflow :)10
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OMFG caddy server is fucking beautiful, I'm falling in love with it at every test... So simple 😍
Does anyone have experience to share with it?10 -
When I was assigned to develop my first app with web sockets. Since I fall in love with reactive programming and real-time applications.1
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My rubber duck family! Ordered from China, so 5 cost almost no more than one... Especially love the odd one with a yellow beak!
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Because of an SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING CHARACTER I've been stuck for 3 days on my code. I live on a love/hate history with dev'ing.2
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I fell in love with CodeIgniter...
It's just a so simple but powerful and feature-rich PHP-Framework.
I like prefer CodeIgniter over Laravel!15 -
I love it when my coworker removes my computer from my setup and replaces it with his own without asking, refuses to move and doesn't understand why I'm pissed. I love it even more how they get mad when I fuck with their stuff.4
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What's the favourite song of a front-end developer?
...I'm in love with the shape of you. UI UI UI UI.3 -
Love Squirrel Girl, the super hero with the powers of a squirrel, and a degree in computer science.
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I would love to go Linux, but I'm using Visual Studio 😔 Is there way to run VS with Wine without Virtual Machine?11
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I usually don't like frontend but dammit, I'm in love with Less.
It's so painless, compared to plain CSS. -
My lovely team and I inherited a legacy app written in Angular 14.
We love it when we get fucked by Pajeets like this.
We love tons of `any`-s in the codebase.
We love unreadable code with 5 levels of nested ternary operators.
We love the lack of a README on how to actually build/start the app.
We love the outdated dependencies.
And we absolutely love it when you use a paid package that costs $1755.4 -
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I love gitlab but what's up with merge requests taking forever.
I'm not the waiting kind. Smash a keyboard or something.3 -
Ahhh.. the pleasure of playing with the Raimi suit :") no rant here .. but I guess everyone here would love to play with that suit just like me ..
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I love robots and I so-fucking-much love working with them... But for some reason, which may very well be exhaustion, I am not looking forward to tomorrow and writing ROS services for the currently packaged stuff.
*sigh*1 -
I love developing JavaScript for Node.js applications until i have to create sequence diagrams with a lot of async calls :/4
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I love angular, a fucking hello world with a config file and some auth headers takes 2 fucking days to get done.6
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We all love wikipedia, but seriously: how far can you go with begging?
(this was on a 1920x1080 screen yesterday)
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I love how tutorials advocating against ORMs use examples with tables that are only 5 columns wide.3
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What editor/IDE is best with javascript and node dev? I am currently using sublime, but I would love something with keyword completions 😊11
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I've fallen in love with (unit) testing, it just saved my ass from deploying a broken version of my library because of a missing '!'3
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!rant
I love that you can type the word "test" with one hand. Makes testing form inputs a lot faster.2 -
Started the Course "Web Development with JavaScript and DOM" a week ago. I love it. First time I've tried Bootstrap. It's great.3
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My cto again liked my work and talked to me with my native language :3 it was great :3 I love my job .
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First day of first dev job complete. Already in love with my team. But why didn't anyone tell me about Emmet before now???5
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Im sad my fellow programmers, hit me with you love stories, good or bad. Everything will do...
I know this has nothing to do with programming pls no report....12 -
Don't you just love those Stack Overflow answers that are filled with questions and judgement, (don't get me started with "What are your specs?" which I find the worst)3
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Anyone that codes open source and is successful with it. I would love to create some tool that helps someone in their everyday doing.1
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Honestly, people who think “vanillaJS da way” and heavily work with HTML strings are a danger to human kind.
You’re basically running around with a shirt saying “I love using eval wherever possible”2 -
I'm in love with service workers. This is so fucking satisfying (also love the offline first capabilities)
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Well, I love react-native and how easy to build mobile app with it. but damn look at these folder sizes jeez
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I’ve developed a love/hate relationship with wkhtmltopdf.
I’ve also apparently lost the ability to sleep properly.
These may be related things.11 -
I think I am in love with Progressive Web Apps concept and user experience with mobile operating systems, as it is easy to install (as simple as a shortcut on home screen). Just want to know if there are any downsides of using it? Compared to full app install?
I would love to see some games which can be played offline as PWA6 -
Anyone who's a developer at any open source software? Please ping me I would love to contribute on issues with your guidance.7
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I am primarily a MEAN stack developer, recently learned Flutter, and picked a freelancing project, and falling in love with the framework.4
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I have a live show with my band this night. Even though I love playing, today I'd really love to stay at home and start another side project that I'll soon regret1
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I already developed with Angular, I thought it was cool. ReactJS, I thought it was good. But I've just discovered Vue with vanilla Javascript and I'm completely in love.9
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I love to tinker with electronics and different embedded boards. For some guys its like I'm hacking government or something. Why everything is always about hacking with people?2
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I have a love hate relationship with the Java garbage collector I love it when it works but when I notice it gcing in performance tests I know bad days are ahead
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I just finished a pretty detailed post about my love hate relationship with Docker and Container Orchestration:
https://penguindreams.org/blog/...
I cover a lot. Has anyone else encountered the same issues? What are some seriously pain points you think I missed? -
Can't believe I am actually falling more and more in love with spacemacs.. it just keeps delivering2
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I'm a boy, and i falling love with my new profile avatar.
i wish i could find a girlfriend like this.12 -
I'm in a GoToMeeting with a client right now and her baby is screaming into the microphone. Boy, I sure do love working with clients.1
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!Rant
I just LOVE working with GraphQL now
Last time I was so in love with a techno, it was introduction of LinQ in net2 -
It was compulsory to study logo at the school, class 4. Was around 10 at that time. Love what I could make the turtle do with commands. FF 2 years, learnt HTML in school. Loved how some tags made a webpage. Didn't code for next 7 years(idiotic decision?). Started with Java and Android development and fell in love again. Didn't let it go this time 😀
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Math.abs(x) I use this a lot, along with all trigonometry functions, which I love and am also glad they are implemented2
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In the beginning there was Vanilla that generate HTML which felt in love with CSS .....it passes a long time thus this pure essences creates a lot of frameworks and libraries thus the time has passed and Angular make love with React saying each other "I LoVue" and thus generate Vue.... a Vue-tiful creature 😄1
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Im fckin in love with parse-server!!!
How easily she configured and run smoothly behind my backend makes me want to marry her.
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I just love when I correct 20 little bugs, and always with that "Ah!! Of course!" feeling, before finding the little ';'...
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Love having ssh access to lab computers. Running a grid search with 15 folds for 468 candidates. Let's see how long this takes...
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I would love to have a private messaging system in devrant(with some limitations ofcourse)... Anyone?3
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So glad I decided to use Spring Boot... Love it's bean configuration for dependency injections... Also love the RowMapper interface that's used with the JdbcTemplate. No more redundant Exception handling over and over again and I can still get close to the metal with writing my own queries. DOPE.
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She fell in love with programmer.But it didn't work because they had constant arguments.
"Geeks for geeks" -
So you know those movies where the girl fells in love with the bad gay(kidnapper, thief...) and she doesn’t want to be saved.
Same relationship with me and JavaFX.1 -
When I found out about it, I fell in love with ngrok.io for sharing localhost projects progress to friends...
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Cats and dogs - I interact with both in my uni and love both of them (yea well guess which one of them actually reciprocates the love).
I'm kinda having a tough time deciding which one do I keep in my Avatar.
@dfox please add an option with both of 'em fuckers3 -
Burr puzzles, I love the way they challenge me, they also improve focus and helps with attention to detail. Great tool for ADHD.
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Gotta love it when the problem you have with an unfamiliar OSS project is so easy to fix that you can do it yourself
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upvote your favorite data structure:
scroll down to comments and upvote the one you love to play with, the most.25
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