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Search - "that's it"
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"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"
"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."8 -
Client: how much for a face recognition system?
...
Client: well fuck you that's too expensive, I ll have my nephew do it.13 -
Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.
-- CIVIL WAR --27 -
Person: HTML is a programming language
Me: No it's not
Person: Yes it is it can compute things
Me: No it can't, and what do you mean?
Person: Have you ever heard of a script tag
Me: That's not fucking HTML that's JavaScript.14 -
How did I learn how to program?
I didn't. I'm still learning ☺.
We will never be done learning.
That's the beauty of it all.3 -
When you're trying to optimize a process and a team members gets upset because "that's not the way we've done it before!"
No fuck. That's why we are fucking improving it.1 -
So we were doing Computer Network revision.
our teacher asks,' what is another method except GUI to send mail?'
I know it is using terminal.
'Terminal' I replied.
'No, it was something else'
'Console'
'No, not that'
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'Command line?'
'Yes, that's it. That's what I m talking about'
FML!10 -
Client: It works, it looks great! Thanks for everything!
Me: What? That isn't the new application, that's your old one. Your new one goes live tonight.3 -
Notepad++: An update package is available, do you want to download it?
Me: Maybe next time
Notepad++: Sure, that's what they all say3 -
(clicks on HTML tutorial video)
(ad starts playing)
"You need a website, why not do it yourself?!"
Arghhhhh that's exactly what I'm trying to do 😡9 -
Project Manager: You used a hash/salt to encrypt the password in our customer database?
Me: Yes.
Project Manager: That's mean we will not be able to see the password?
Me: That's the whole point. Why would you want to see what password customer is choosing?
Project Manager: Change it. Use random encryption method.9 -
My mobile phone provider called me and offered me a new contract containing more data volume.
Customer service: 'Your current contract has only 1.5GB data volume. That's not much. With this you can only send 1 or 2 pictures and that's it.'
Me: 'What kind of pictures do you use / send? 😨'11 -
Oh yeah that.
That's a known bug.
It's been there for a long time now and the customer knows about it.
We ship it as expected behaviour now.2 -
AWS has identified suspicious activity on my account.
I'm using it for the first time in 2 years. That's the suspicious activity.5 -
That feeling of when you finish a year long project, showing it off to family and getting a "huh that's it?" response. I just poured all being into this, it's okay. 😐3
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That's a new one on me fixing a website on my phone whilst on a train , internet dropping in an out
I did it 😎11 -
Disabling pasting into a password field in 2020 with password managers, is retarded. That's it that's the rant. Doesn't matter if you think password managers are good or not. Its still retarded that there's a 40 something year old dumbfuck manager who told a web designer at EA to disable pasting into a fucking password field because he was dumb enough to think it stopped hackers or some shit like that.14
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Yes, of course! How did I ever expect this to work? I was really stupid not to see this. THIS was the logic error! Of course this couldn't possibly have worked. This will surely fix it.
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*Still not working*1 -
"CSS doesn't put the fun in fundamentals. But it can make it bold."
Oh my god, that's so bad is actually good.
Courtesy of Enki.1 -
Websites that don't let you copy paste email addresses. Well then, I'll do it using inspector. You're not going fuck with me, that's for sure.
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It's funny. Although I try to only use open source software which is free (at least as in freedom but also as in beer mostly), I'd gladly pay for using it!
But no way on fucking earth I'd pay for proprietary software.
Why?
Because I'd love to support the people behind the free software! They made something awesome and the most awesome thing is, they made it in a way that ensures that the end users can modify it to suit their needs! That's so fucking awesome!
That's why I'd never pay for proprietary software. Can it have awesome features? Yes, of course! But can anyone except for the devs easily modify it to suit their needs? No. And that's why I'd never pay for it.18 -
I would say world peace, but that's had unlimited money and time into it and still failing, so I'll go for a sentient robot unicorn.8
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Who encodes a whole gif inside the main CSS of a multifolder JS app without any documentation as to what it is? My university, that's who.9
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Shamelessly copied of instagram (Obviously)
That instagram page probably stole it too, but that's non of my business9 -
*sees people on Facebook wanting to get Linux certificates*
Me: naah that's not how I'ma do it
*at le job interview*
Interviewer: "So you apply as a sysadmin.. what are your skills? Certificates?"
Me: "No certificates sir.. but I USE ARCH LINUX 😎"
Me (quietly): "and Ubuntu Server too but that's not as cool :v"9 -
My boss when:
Conversation regarding passwords:
Me: "It should be longer than that"
Other dev: "That's what she said"
*taking note of the inappropriate-ness*
Me: "We need to get a room for us"
PM: "That's what she said"
Me: "Come on Ryan!"
Other dev: "That's what she said"
Sales Lady: "This will never end!"
Me: "That's what she said!"
Office dies for a minute. Michael Scott would be proud.2 -
That's it. I am going to learn HTML. Like really, really learn it.
And after that, I am going to learn CSS. Like fully, totally learn it.
Nah .. I am fine.8 -
Friend: "if it's a CLOUD server... What happens to all that data when it rains? I don't think that's too secure.🤔"
Me:"..."
"..."
"I can't"7 -
Headphones on, phone's screen facing the desk, 0 shits given about the world around me. That's pretty much it.3
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that's quite accurate :) ofc there are exceptions (looking at you two naughty bois, metaspace and off-heap allocations!), but it's true for the most of it :)5
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I honestly don't understand why some developers like to shit on other's preferences.
Don't like PHP? Fine, but don't give shit to somebody else for liking it or coding in it.
Not a fan of Javascript? That's cool, but do realize that there are people who enjoy coding with it and don't appreciate you talking shit about their preferences.
Don't like a certain framework? That's okay, but again, there are people who code with it so don't tell them that they shouldn't.35 -
*bunch of if statements*
Friend shouts proudly everywhere : I implemented an AI!
Me : but that's not how AI works
Friend : but it works just as an AI, so it is one, who cares?
😥3 -
Manager: How's the site going. Can I see it?
Dev: ya sure
M: what's that
Dev: that's a * it means some restrictions apply.
M: hmmmm
M: make it a diamond4 -
Every time I hear my boss say "surely it can't be that hard" or "that's what, like a 5 minute job?"
*shudder*3 -
Problem 1: that's literally all of steam
Problem 2: they don't police it now
Problem 3: just... All of this21 -
when you're the only developer at a firm and the client wants something bc "it's super simple, that's how ebay does it, just copy them"1
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Q: Why isn't it working after a whole fucking day of trying?
A: Because I'm a fucking idiot. That's why!3 -
That's so true.. when those who will actually perform the work are excluded from the estimating process !
What do you think about it?3 -
I want my '+' to freeze at '+1998'. Because that's when I was born and it would look cool. Please don't ruin it guys..18
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Friends' Boss: You're one of the programmers, right?
Friend: Yes sir.
Boss: I need you to fix this layout problem for me.
Friend: But sir, I'm a back end programmer, I hardly know anything about style stuff...
Boss: You're a programmer, you'll figure it out.
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.1 -
It is time. I have to admit it.
I don't understand Git.
I just memorized some basic commands: git commit, git push, git push -u origin master, git clone, git checkout [-B], git merge. That's it, that's the full list. I use them like they're some kind of magic spells that do what I need. Everything else, those intricacies like rebasing, resetting, HEAD and all that shit, is beyond me.
I'm not a real programmer. Real programmers know Git.30 -
Me: Please don't commit the binaries
PM: We need to commit all the files so we can track process
Me: that's not how it works!2 -
Dont get attached to your code at work! Coz it's not your code, you got paid for writing that code and that's it.5
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That's it. That's all I have for my home server setup. I don't even know why we have that sticky red thing, but today it came handy. And now I can SSH anytime I want, it's never going get shutdown 😂1
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This is the type of coding that makes you go insane. It may be good for beginners but that's it. Also we have to use this because it's for a competition.10
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My first job was not exactly a job but a freelance project. The guy that I delivered the website to thought that I'd charge money each time I pressed a key on my laptop when we met.
Had to explain to the guy that that's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.4 -
Just got a message from a client:
"I want to do it good and fast".
That's gonna cost something man!! :')3 -
When someone asks me what is programming, I usually say:
— That's something like assembling Lego, but you also get paid for it.3 -
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Google Pay is about to support PayPal as virtual card (at least in Germany)
That's quite the finger to the local banks here
I like it11 -
That's it. I've had enough.
I lost my job yesterday (again) and the Irish cumstain who lives in the room next to me got pissed last night and kicked my door in because he thought I had his phone(?) and was ignoring him, when I was at work.
Long story short, he ripped my friends back door apart, tried to fight me (which ended with me chasing him down the street with a plank).
Police came and did a wonderful job as always by making us shake hands and 'promise' to leave each other alone.
THIS ISN'T FUCKING PRIMARY SCHOOL. DRAG HIM AWAY BEFORE I DO, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING PIGS.
Oh, and my 'friend' then had a schizophrenic episode and blamed it all on me(?!?). I then went to buy 2 bottles of vodka and decided to get pissed before trying to kill myself.
Ah, I love humans. Dirty, ignorant, blood sucking bags of sweaty meat and delicate bone. I really want to turn this Irish cunt into a skinsack of blood and guts, but I'm waiting patiently. He's going to wake up one night tied up and gagged, with me dragging him to a forest somewhere far far away...
Is it weird that I want to make him scream, cry, and shit himself at the same time?11 -
I hate dealing with time Zones issues fucking hate it , everything should be utc and that's it , Dammit !3
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Little me sees Monitor.
Monitor depicts Things.
Box make beep boop.
"Cool! But why?"
That's basically it.2 -
Beginners be like, "First rule of programming, If it works don't touch it". But experts will be like "Why does it work?". That's why they are called experts.10
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Linux is hard to learn and master. That's fine with me. Windows is intuitive, but not user-friendly. Linux has a steep learning curve, but then is far more user-friendly than any other operating system. To me, that steep learning curve was far more than worth it, as I now have a desktop that does whatever I want, and behaves exactly as I want.
People come to Linux hoping that it will be easy to pick up, and then get angry when it isn't. Then they claim that the community is toxic, because Linux users are happy with something they think is broken.
Linux is hard to learn, and that's fine. That's valuable, to me. That's part of the appeal to me(and millions of others). Linux is unforgiving when you lack the knowledge gained in that steep learning curve. That's fine with me too. As its userbase grows, so too does the number of knowledgeable people who work to make it better and invent more amazing things for it.
If Linux was easy to learn, it wouldn't be as good as it is, and to me, that's reason enough to love it.41 -
That's it, I'm fucking done with this fucking bullshit of a year, really, everyone is fucking dying, just end already11
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Me: what happens if you type 'echo PATH'? Pipe it to a file and send it to me
Collaborator: *sends me a 17,238 character text file of their PATH contents*
Me: that's no PATH; that's a space station2 -
boss: *showing me the new platform*
me: "oh that looks like a good demo"
boss: "ah no that's the product! we're going to put this live"
me: "wh... there's no update nor delete function for anything! where is the user profile? where are the menus??"
boss: "that's ok, we'll take note when people start using it"
and now
boss: "we've concluded the product was bad and we're giving up on it" -
Best Linux distro for a grandpa?
I've just installed Linux Mint KDE and while it feels a little stiff, I don't know any linux that's better.15 -
Coding lessons 101, it shouldn't be that fucking hard to understand what a pointer is but that's where we currently stand12
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Someone asked me how I learned to program. And I realized it was a series of telling a client "No that's not possible" then finding out it is, on Stackoverflow... And learning how to do it1
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Just wanted everyone to know that I did a find and replace all in my project and it actually worked as intended.
That's all.8 -
>Linux kernel setup compiles right
did I finally do it?
>boots
>about 1/3 of the way through it hangs the machine
...that's about right.1 -
I don't get all the amazement etc people show when they find out that I don't use services like WhatsApp, Instagram, Gmail, Outlook, Google etc, why would it be 'weird' to want control over who has/owns your data? That's not being fucking paranoid, that's being conscious about who you give your data to.1
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Windows. There, I said it.
3 years ago I got a Mac and it just made sense to me.
Many people don't like Mac and love Windows and that's fine by me.5 -
"The logo and pictures are taking time to load, can you please look into it?"
That's the whole point of lazy loading you fucking moron.3 -
Life is about wrangling, biologists wrangle snakes, porn stars wrangle cocks, I wrangle giant JSON objects.2
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When you haven't bought the item yet but just want to inquire about it, give it a low rating. 'coz that's how the product reviews section works.2
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I got a rejection email today. No feedback. And that's it.
Worst part of rejection is not knowing the reasons.7 -
So today i thought of solving mathematical problems.
That's it.. i just thought 😂😂
I should better do coding6 -
1 hour trying to record an image to DVD in Linux...
to find out I was using a CD, that's why it didn't have enough space.1 -
"you got all that done in a day?"
that's what happens when you work *with* your framework instead of against it1 -
Nobody understands me
Does it matter
Not at all
I have my laptop
And it understands what I am saying
That's enough for me ;)4 -
Blisk, a browser with multiple device testing for developers, went from free to subscription model.. Time blocking features that they offered before, for free.
That's suicide. That's how you lose your install base...
Just deleted it and went back to http://material.io/resizer.3 -
I wrote a Stateless module in ruby, now I can't stop looking it. I think I'm in love with my module.
That's normal? I need help?2 -
Changing from Windows to Mac be like:
CTRL+C
***** that's CMD+C
CMD+C
CTRL+V
***** that's CMD+V
CMD+V
And so on until you get used to it 😂5 -
That's it. A year just passed, and here i am sitting in my dorm, watching from my window all those fireworks blazing, exploding, dazzling the sky.
I got no one to party. No one accompanying me.
That's all. Happy new year all!5 -
All I'm saying is that if we want speech completely locked down on all social media platforms, simply hire the StackOverflow mods and the problem is solved. Nobody will be able to post anything unless the mods believe it's worthwhile for everyone to read and respond to.
That's it. That's the rant.4 -
The Bluetooth API for Android is a fucking mess.
So is WiFi direct. Good luck doing anything with it.
That's all lol3 -
@$&#! Grrrr... FACEBOOK API SUCK, A FUCKING CATASTROPHE, TEN POUNDS OF SHIT IN A FIVE POUND BAG... !#&$@
That's it, thanks for listening, i'm out. 🙃5 -
My day so far:
"No, we can't just make that public."
"See this? That's a SQL injection..."
"We have output escaping, please use it..." -
soy eating developer: * change the name of his master branch to "main" *
Me: That's it, you ended racism!25 -
"IM IN YR loop UPPIN YR index"
That's it, I'm using LOLCODE wherever possible 😅
https://github.com/justinmeza/...3 -
Do something completely different. Stressing about it won't help. Then when your head is clear and fresh again give it another go.
That's how I deal with being stuck. -
I HATE
- charsets
- missing fonts
- timezones
- text layout directions, bidi
gnaaaaaaaarh
That's it. Thank you. 🐟4 -
Lol, my boss wanted me to sign a one year contract for a shitty money, because "that's the standard in it". Well... no.5
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A trading bot for cryptos. At first, I just want it to do arbitrage trading. When that's working, I want to implement more complex trading strategies.6
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Holy Mother of casts.
Just stumbled across a line that started with (((((( because it has so many casts in it...
That's why you don't use instanceof kids.4 -
Wow. That's a new level of ratings.
Just read ratings like these below an ascii cam app(which works like it should):
"This is just a camera witu a mosaic filter, that's why you can't save the pictures as ascii"
"This is not real ascii because you can't save it as .txt or .html"
I don't think i need to say anything.1 -
When are people going to understand that programming is not about quickly putting something together?
Programming may have its utility in helping us out building solutions, but that's a secondary function of it.
Ultimately and abstractly, as MIT professors said, it's about the imperative paradigm of solving problems.
I really dislike it when people treat programming as if it were a toolbox. It is a great engineering feat. That's like saying math is just about numbers. No, it is about concepts. We're thinkers, not doers.4 -
Last week: "let's build this page this way!"
Me: styles page
One day later: "no, that's build the wrong way, let's build it this other way!"
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Me: Hey what's the default password for this?
Classmate: password?
Me: yeah the password. What is it by default?
Classmate: no that's it. Just "password"
Me: :/ -
"I learned C in one of my class at Uni, but that's pretty useless, nobody uses it."'
And that's when I killed him your honor.1 -
If you can't think of anyone else, does it mean that you are the most incompetent one of the lot? Huh, that's a sobering realization!
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Fam-"Woah that's pretty awesome! It sounds hard, do you like it?"
Me-"Yeah I think it's a lot of fun!"
Fam-"Good for you :) anyway, our printer stopped working-"
Me-"... I'veGotHomeworkSorryLoveYouByeeeeee" -
When you type date in your terminal to look up current date, that's when you make it to the nerd's herd.3
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Uhm, that's not how it works GoDaddy.
Apparantly it takes 2 hrs to bring a website back online (which went offline simply because the database was larger than 1 GB) after the DB size has been reduced... And that's exceeding my expectations!?3 -
C'mon CBA, get it together. If today is Friday and something happened on Thursday (AKA yesterday) that's "1 day ago". It is known!7
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(Internal IT communication)
- Which one is the right email account for xxxx ? aaaa@ourcompany.com or bbbb@ourcompany.com?
- Yes, that's the correct one.5 -
Just finished silicon valley 1st season. That's pretty cool imo. Thanks to the rant who made me discover it 😊5
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I like my job, but it might become hard to stay when another job that's closer and offering 40% more falls into my lap...1
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Typescript is a bit like putting lipstick on a pig..
That's it
Well ok PS damn kids get off the grass damnit11 -
Why don't managers/team-leads take into account the time that you get stuck on something that's stupid to ask but it eats up your hours :(2
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Rule #1 about devRant... No names. Never know when they'll sign up, see it, and make the connection. That's gonna make for some awkward elevator silence.2
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Noo, it doesn't have to be responsive, that's not in the specs we agreed on. It just has to look&work perfe<khmm> decent on any phone and tablet.
- sneaky client1 -
Hardware irony - clicking "eject" for an external HDD that's asleep wakes it up just to immediately send it to sleep again.
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My biggest coding motivator is "this thing I'm using is crappy let's replace it" and that's why I have so many unfinished projects.17
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Arch Linux: the rick and morty of the linux world
except with at least 1 (one) benefit i can cite
pacman + pacaur
that's about it4 -
that's convenient...
IDK whether I should be happy it crashed or should I be worried because it knew where I was going and pretended to crash1 -
"Do you know you can even download images via Google search and save it or print it? Guess what, that's the secret to my template images."
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Cool. I've installed a time paradox! All that's left is to figure out how to leverage it to my benefit...3
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"It might sound counterintuitive but that's just how it works..."
The absolute last sentence you would expect or want to hear watching a tutorial of a big & popular framework created by google.3 -
I still don't know how I feel about programming tests here in my university being on paper. Literally, we code on paper and that's it. Teacher corrects it like a compiler.7
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Well, that's how much it costs to hire a senior developer. I think I'll just go back to being a junior dev :-D.2
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Employer want the software done in 6 hours. Must be robust , good quality and highly secured...
Yeap that's how crazy it is...1 -
There are people who push code to GitHub and there are people who just fork your code on GitHub, and that's it. They don't do anything else with it.3
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That's how I keep my cool in the summer.
A bit improvised, maybe a little unsafe, but it does the job quite well.1 -
Yep....nothing wrong here.
Seems like a good time calculation.
Just Origin being Origin.
And that's when you know it time to go back to Steam :) -
I made my own blog dedicated to personal rants on ZeroNet and count already 34 people sharing it. That's insane. I guess people like people ranting and that's what @trogus and @dfox figured before everyone ;)13
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I tagged the wrong person and sent an angry message to someone who didn't deserve it.
That's enough internet for a while.
homerhide.gif3 -
1. It's working.
2. Why's it working.. it shouldn't be working! Hmmm..🤔
*Finds a solution to a totally unrelated issue after 3 hours*
3. Oh so that's why it was working! 😮😮😮😮😮 -
ah, APIs... writing APIs is fine, even typing an API can be great! 😃👍🏻
that's it
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No, actually, all of the above is invalid if you've gotta do it in typescript9 -
7th approved pull request in a few months as an intern :) I'm not sure if that's actually good but it feels good so fuck yeah
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I'm struggling to create a simple email footer using tables and I'm so fucking pissed for it. That's all folks.4
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So I just spent all morning struggling setting up a project and getting it to run. My colleague sent me a screenshot of the documentation wiki, but didn't give the link.
*4 hours later looks at email for the Nth time*
Wait he did... that's not a wiki, that's Readme.md... this is in the repo link right above it!
I didn't need to checkout the repo so didn't open it... -
That's it I'm done with wordpress.
Join me angry devs, let's change the world!
https://devrant.io/collabs/424605/1 -
So today my internship started and I'm to install virtual box and vagrant ok that's simple😊 now it's what comes after that's got me shitting myself laravel/homestead 😟 never heard of it 😨 themosis never heard of it and what the fuck is stylus... I got a lot of catching up to do3
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!rant found this super relaxing app called viridi, would recommend it for stress relief. btw, that's patty the snail 😁6
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Play Picross.
...Pretty much that's how I come up with the "bright" idea of making a generator for it. It works but it generates valid hard-to-solve maps (I like randomized Picross but my script's is...hurrgghh....)2 -
Functional programming, Reacts! Because that's what the cool kids are using now... nice rant https://hackernoon.com/how-it-feels...
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Ported proprietary Chinese dll for specific device hid control and my windows program around it to macOS using swift.
Yeah that's pretty much how I feel. -
I read this today.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.1 -
Everytime I introduce a person to Linux. He's reaction is almost like ... Hmm... That's cool and... Can you make it look more like windows/Mac?3
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Nothing bothers me more than reading code that's written like a school essay instead of just indenting and spacing it out.
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Dad: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Me: None, that's a hardware problem4 -
!rant
That feeling you get when you solve one quirky bug and it happens to also solve a different one that's plagued you for days.2 -
Do what's necessary to solve the problem. A little more? Sure. But don't overdo it. That's true most of the time at least.1
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Worst was so bad im ashamed of mentioning it here...
Best was switching from ubuntu to fedora i guess, at least that's the best i remember7 -
How many hours does it take to get your configfiles right?
First .zshrc, then .vimrc, tmux, weechat, wpa_supplicant, grub... so much config.
But that's sort of the fun of it all3 -
When there's a dev on your team that's infamous for throwing code over the fence and you're always the one cleaning it up.. priceless.
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My co-working space was too loud, so I created an app to shush them automatically
(that's the name)
It actually worked :-)1 -
When life only brings you shit and you think it can't get any worse than this.
That's the time you need to take a positive spin on it and tell yourself: of course it can! -
I'm watching a video about http3. Did someone use http2 already? I know browsers support it but that's it. Did I live under a rock?19
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That's a nice non-anniversary version of Windows 10 you have there... It would be a shame if something happened to it...
Damnit Microsoft! Don't update when I boot the computer in the morning :-[ -
Q: How easy is it to create machine learning models nowadays?
= TensorFlow
That's ML commoditization.21 -
Clients in software/technology sector are NEVER right. That's it I said it. Truth is they are as dumb as they come.
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So I had an interesting conversation with a "developer" from another org:
Me: "So I might have a new client. Their site really needs an update."
Them:"Let me see." *goes to perspective client site*
Them:"Wow, that's bad!"
Me:"Yep it hasn't been touched since 08"
Them:"No, that's not the reason. The reason it looks this bad is because it is made with php."9 -
(In response to stupid request) "Yes, that's fine."
Translation: "I've come to the conclusion that dying in prison for murdering you, is worth it." -
if you write awesome code that's undocumented nobody will ever use it, or why I use external open source libraries over internal ones
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I have this image.. not sure if that's a QR or something but can someone try to decode it? Or is it too blurry?4
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Life is good.
Nah, that's it, not a rant, just wanna cheer you up for a few seconds of your today's dev agony. <34 -
Professor: surprise, now you are the member of the laboratory.
Me: what!?
That's what I start coding, and love it! -
Why oh why, why does my project not work... 2 hours later, "Oh Damn, I forgot a semicolon. That's it, I'm switching to Kotlin."1
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The production bug conundrum:
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So I have a xaml object that is designed for pagination on web pages, and the current page must be at least 1.
But the web service used for the data that go with that object starts its pagination at least at 0.
So everytime I must assure that the xaml object has 1 and the web service has 0 for the first page.
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I'm soon to be done with my Dockerised project that I expect to be popular. Where should I host it that's affordable, but scaleable if needed?3
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A crowded bus, going to school, on a WhatsApp group that's only me and I use it to keep stuff.
It was quite uncomfortable.1 -
Friend: Ohh, that's what it is... WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT THAT THEN?!
Me: AWS?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Yep.1 -
funny thing. My apple account is not logged in cuz of payment method. But it just worked. You just have to try it again and again like 17th times, so that's how you do it.
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"DevRant is not even close to being as popular as it should be" - I say that's not a bug... (you know the rest)1
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I just went back to Old School Runescape and I played it 7pm - 2am last night so I guess that's my new distraction
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All new frameworks / patterns / code concepts seem great !! Until you take a minute to imagine your current application using them and the time needed to implement.
That's it. That's the rant. /me wants to buy code migrator / generator from "A" to "B"1 -
It suuucks having to code split-screen on a 15" 1920x1080 laptop on a small desk that's only 2 feet wide. That's my home setup..
Code-cramp, I say. Time to upgrade sometime.. I need a new desk, for instance..2 -
@dfox For some reason, I can favorite my own rants if I send a request to do it manually, I guess that's not... good?9
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When a client goes "I want this website but with my logo and content. How long would it take you to build this?"
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Honestly bad at this front-end thing. CSS you fix one thing and it affects something else, at least that's what I've been experiencing.4
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Asks me for time estimate on a project. I gives time estimate. "That's not exactly what I was asking for. It's more of a {{ MBA_term }}. I'll explain it to you shortly." Never explains it.
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I don't get it, why having more than one decorator looks "weird"? that's idiomatic Python AFAIK, that's sounds more like nitpicking on aesthetics :/1
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Tried Lua for the first time in a while. Really didn't like how it handled chars/strings, that's about it.3
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!dev
Just curious, who here plays escapist and wishes it were multiplayer? Or dont starve (well that's multiplayer).1 -
That's it!! Code::Blocks sucks! It can't stay 5 minutes without crashing. Do you guys know a good IDE for C++? (Preferably for linux)9
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it seems currently in android studio , it can't differentiate between file extension. That's why it's giving duplicate resource error during app release build , while both files extension are different.1
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Apply apply apply some more.
You might need to go on 5 or 6 interviews before you get one offer. That's how it works.