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I don't judge people based on race, color or gender.
I judge people based on the software they use.23 -
Issue 0 of devRant Comics! Based on the epic rant by @cdrice (https://devrant.com/rants/451202/) Let me know what you think!
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based on true story
> delivered project on time
> giving good performance
> boss noticed
> gives appreciation
> raise in salary
> profit2 -
Microsoft: we're releasing chromium based edge on 15th of Jan 2020
Government tax website: this website works only on Internet Explorer
Please god put me out of my misery22 -
For some reason my tech enthusiast mind gets really enthusiastic about the fact the Google calendar icon is now based on what date it actually is.
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My uni implemented Bluetooth beacon based attendance monitoring.
Raspberry pi + cloned beacons = 100% attendance.
Idiots 😂
(Edit for clarity: app on smartphone, Bluetooth beacon in each room)29 -
Skype has a mean auto reply. If the auto reply is based on a neural net, then they must be sampling from bullies.
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Intel's new CPUs are faster, so your text editor can be based on a slower version of chrome, with a even slower bloated JavaScript framework. Congratulations!7
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Neural network based 3D indoor location tracking on a moving ship in the middle of the ocean with ar visualization for the crew to find guests.
You are on a cruise, you have an app on your phone to order stuff (drinks, meals etc)
Once you order an indoor location system calculates your position (based signal strength on training) on the ship(x, y, z)(deck, area etc) and sends it to the crew.
The crew wears an ar glass and once your order is ready they get a realtime ar navigation to you.
It was seriously over-engineered 😀
We used the phone’s bluetooth and beacons on the ship to calculate the position based on signal strength.12 -
!dev
Train operator: "Dear Valued Passanger: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DOOR OR LEAVE MY TRAIN."
At least it was what he'd like to say, based on his voice :/3 -
> replaces HDD with SSD in weak-ass laptop, powers it on
> "wow, this is really fast, pretty cool"
> powers on ultrapowerful HDD based desktop pc
> AURGH WHY DOES IT TAKE MORE THAN 0.01 SECONDS TO OPEN THE FILE EXPLORER I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS SHIT GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU USELESS PILE OF CRAP
> goes back to weak-ass laptop
> contentment
'tis true, once you experience the glory of SSDs you can't go back to HDD based systems.6 -
"Can't we extract the UNIX from Linux and use it as our server operating system?"
fml
Linux isn't even based on UNIX, but this piece of shit of a bitch of client was so freaking stubborn, and wanted a RAR file of UNIX from me7 -
https://stilldrinking.org/programmi...
you guys should read this article.
Based on the writing style I wouldn't be surprised if someone on devrant was the author8 -
So I thought I will set up a PIN to make logging into the corporate PC easier. Hm... based on these requirements I can probably stick with password.
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!rant
Yesterday I got my first promotion that was based on merit and not because I graduated or moved company 🍻
#feelsgoodman5 -
Since you guys liked my icons, I decided to make a few based on some popular programming languages
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If you have an e-commerce site and you don't let me sort the products based on price, what the fuck are you doing?22
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It's possible that you should take a basic HTML and CSS course before you start a company based on teaching resources related to progressive web apps...
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Google Translator is based on a complex machine learning system, that's why we can safely say that Google Translator is one of the best translators that you could use
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uhh, what the hell... I opened 3 screenshots, not massive raw files. I wonder if they made the photos app based on electron as well huh
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@carlos4068 I hope you forgive me for sharing that meme.
Based on: https://devrant.com/rants/1764070/
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Fun fact: a 4TB HDD replaces about 2,744,000 1.44MB floppy disks. (Floppy size based on free space left on floppy after format in DOS 6.22 as FAT16.)5
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Me thinking that getting a job in tech is easier than getting a non-tech job because we are "in demand".
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Graduation day:
A guy presents a modified pathfinding algorithm based on a*, in Java.
Jumping to the conclusions, he says he tested the algorithm on a 128x128 graph based maze, but not larger because the program saturates his 4 GB ram pc.
One teacher (algorithms and data structures) literally jumps from the chair "you saturate 4gb of ram with a* on 128x128 graph?!"
Best graduation day ever lol9 -
My friend and I were calling each other programming languages trying to degrade each other based on the cons of a language... Then he called me PHP 😢😢12
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Started part time job at a company, had to log my time on timesheets. Said fuck this and now the whole company logs their hours on a custom web based time logging system which I built.5
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There are a few ways to get unstuck:
1) On Windows delete C:\Windows\System32
2) On linux-based OS type in a terminal: sudo rm -rf /
3) Use some WD-40
hope those help!! :)3 -
I wanted my colleague Mathew to write a background process on running powershell scripts at random intervals, based on input files...Guess we will call it Matt Daemon1
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I dont even know what gradle is but based purely off of the rants on here I'm never going to use it.4
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So I manage multiple VPS's (including multiple on a dedicated server) and I setup a few proxy servers last week. Ordered another one yesterday to run as VPN server and I thought like 'hey, let's disable password based login for security!'. So I disabled that but the key login didn't seem to work completely yet. I did see a 'console' icon/title in the control panel at the host's site and I've seen/used those before so I thought that as the other ones I've used before all provided a web based console, I'd be fine! So le me disabled password based login and indeed, the key based login did not work yet. No panic, let's go to the web interface and click the console button!
*clicks console button*
*New windows launches.....*
I thought I would get a console window.
Nope.
The window contained temporary login details for my VPS... guess what... YES, FUCKING PASSWORD BASED. AND WHO JUST DISABLED THE FUCKING PASSWORD BASED LOGIN!?!
WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO IMPLEMENT THIS MOTHERFUCKING GOD?!?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.3 -
The best estimations are the team based estimations. Do a planning poker, but don't agree on the average or median, just sum up all the estimations! 😉1
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Google: the newest android pie is based on user feedback.
The system clock: *is now on the left*
Me: WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS SHIT? WHY CAN'T I MOVE IT BACK TO THE RIGHT SIDE?14 -
The ultimate UX:
It finally knows exactly what you are looking for, deep machine learning AI based on blockchain leveraging the power of the cloud shit
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An old favorite that came to mind when someone mentioned C in the recent void post.
On a semi-related note, are there any modern languages that *aren’t* C-based?
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I always tried not to judge people based on their location of birth/live but damn, these motherfuckers at work are making it hard.1
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Any developers here working on automated trading systems?
Picture below shows my personal Forex box that I've been working on for over a year. Still in progress.
Im based in Brooklyn, New York
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Me: *overestimates tasks*
Me: *finishes task early*
*Is assigned new tasks*
Me:*Underestimates tasks based on previous experience*
Me:*fails to finish tasks by deadline*
I cry everytime...5 -
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I have been using Linux based system from so long but last week I was building outlook add-on using Visual studio. It was a nightmare to work on visual studio(Or any IDE in Windows) after working for a long time on Linux/UNIX based systems. So much of mouse clicks, worst console experience, etc. Windows is definitely not for developers.11
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After the number of times I have mistyped "git" as "gir", I kind of want an octocat based on Gir from Invader Zim.
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Too the future website developers, you guys are lucky to be developing website based on new edge (Chromium). You guys don't know what we have been through man.
Peace!4 -
The guts of Microsoft:
"Microsoft Edge is faster than Chrome
Based on a Google benchmark. Change immediately your browser"
Yes, when hell will freeze 😂
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Put a counter based on the number and average salaries of the attendants on screen. The meeting won't be more productive but the management will see how much money they are wasting with all the unnecessary meetings.3
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The performance is based on how much code you wrote that day.
Not mine though, i heard/read it from somewhere else.
But that’s fucked up, right?19 -
Shoutout to the homies who work with people younger than them at the same level and just ignore what we say based on this fact. You fucking muppets.5
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Superpower to instantly create variable names every time I need to declare a new variable based on the perfect matching with the code being written..
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Here is a sidebar theme for slack based on the devRant colour scheme.
https://gist.github.com/nblackburn/...
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A project at work which is based on blindly copying other projects, empty catch clauses, a static class for global variables, and incompetence.1
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I tried developing an API based on some other ones that would query my school's timetables faster than our app.
It worked.
I'm proud now.4 -
I would love to create food suggestor based on neural networks.
Something like tinder but you choose food.5 -
Sometimes it's uncomfortable for me to code anything because all I do is based on other stuff that is based on other stuff and so on.
Am I truly a creator when all I do is putting the puzzle pieces together so it looks unique?
I actually never honestly go beyond "modding".. Why do I always have to rely on other stuff working? And other stuff continuing to work for the following decade?
I thought it's only the case for software/web/etc but apparently most hardware projects are stuffing bought things together.
Music is stuffing chord combinations and melodies together.
It all goes on like that. -
1) Hike on mount everest
2) Job that I'll love
3) Go on road trip with my friends
4) Renovate home
5) Create my own operating system(not based on Linux kernel!)
Let's hope for the best!2 -
Who the fuck still hosts their shit on SourceForge? Pull the cobweb outta your ass and move to a git-based hoster!5
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Trying to get part time or remote mobile app development job in Milan.
Somehow got a job interview for a company based in USA for remote work. Cleared 3 rounds, got the final contract. For the final assessment, had to make changes in their existing project. Didn't get proper answer to my queries on time. Submitted results as per understanding. Got a rejection mail rn.
It was going on for 3 weeks and all my hopes were based on that.
Feeling Fcuked up.
😣4 -
One thing I've learned in the past year. Never start working on a task that's based on a lot of assumptions.3
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Why do they ask for a ball park price based on a non existent spec and pathetic meeting ramblings. FUCK OFF.
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Google: we want to crack down on adblockers in Chrome and remove APIs. If we threw out Chrome store extensions that use the old ad blocking APIs, Chromium forks would be hit as well, haha!
Vivaldi: we've integrated DuckDuckGo based ad and tracker blocking right into our Chromium based browser. Also for Android now, haha!9 -
SteamOS 3.0, which will be running on the Steamdeck is based on Arch Linux.
On one hand I'm looking forward what it means for gaming, but on the other hand I'm scared that the sentence "I'm using Arch btw." will lose some power7 -
Don't test complex functionality before production.. neither unit, nor system tests involved for my android app. Releaseing solely based on hope!2
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Take a picture of sudocode, like on a whiteboard, and translate it to actual code (based on language)18
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So yeah, it's cool, I only built a process based on years of experience. Just go ahead and completely ignore it. A failure to plan on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
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We have started working on a new web based editor software. It already has 132 unit test after 3 months but can‘t do shit. In has no functionality, yet.^^3
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Agile development of a decentralised AI, using a neural network based on Blockchain technology for big data.
Is that enough buzzwords to make an employer happy? :p2 -
Create a full open-source company based on no-knowledge services to compete with the data hogs that pretty much own the internet as it stands4
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the web developer equivalent of waiting for code to compile is waiting for your local test DB to be populated with recent data from the production DB2
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Literally removing the sleep(10);
Nah jokes aside, reworking my entire code from scratch based on what I drew up on a board.
Sometimes visualisation of processes and control flow can really help you write better code.9 -
Is there such a thing as a password policy that sets expirations based on the strength of a password? That should be a thing.5
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We're getting there!
These stats are based on User Agent, check https://w3counter.com/globalstats.p...
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1) Open-source Windows based on a Linux kernel with full Direct-X compatibility.
...that counts as three.3 -
If AI can create an email address, register to instagram, post a photo randomly based on AI feeling or conditions, then reply a comment. I will follow that account.3
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Number of lines on ONE of the javascript files in the project I'm tasked to convert to a modern, modular, component-based web app: 3022.
There are 6 of these.11 -
Though I'm not a designer, I've designed some wallpapers based on design principles.
https://github.com/amitguptagwl/...
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merged a complicated pipeline script based on 3 other scripts, and it worked the first time I run it.
Pretty sure There was a Disturbance in Force... -
Recently I discovered p5.js library and I can't believe that I was writing hundred lines before to make a fcking interactive GUI. The best part: it's based on Processing.7
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Jurassic Park was based on a cheapass client who didn't want to pay the right amount to the. Developer who single handedly protected everyone in the park.
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What do you think on people choosing a specific language just because of the language's job salaries? Do you believe people should choose languages based on that criteria?8
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42 ... Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe... nuff said. :) (oh and there is a way to actually calculate that number based on content in the book)5
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A movie star in a upcoming blockchain buster, "The last echo", written in php, based on a true story.
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The new project is still in the analysis phase and I can already smell failure, just based on the interaction between analysts.
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I'm trying to enable GitHub issues based comments on my blog. However, I'm not sure if it's worth this mess.
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That moment when you've been working on unix based project with vim for several days and you get back to Eclipse and always type :wq to save your file ...
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Everytime I see something based on Electron it reminds me about things based on Eclipse. And neither one of thoose two should see it as a compliment to be compared to the other.3
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AI here, AI there, AI everywhere.
AI-based ads
AI-based anomaly detection
AI-based chatbots
AI-based database optimization (AlloyDB)
AI-based monitoring
AI-based blowjobs
AI-based malware
AI-based antimalware
AI-based <anything>
...
But why?
It's a genuine question. Do we really need AI in all those areas? And is AI better than a static ruleset?
I'm not much into AI/ML (I'm a paranoic sceptic) but the way I understand it, the quality of AI operation correctness relies solely on the data it's
datamodel has been trained on. And if it's a rolling datamodel, i.e. if it's training (getting feedback) while it's LIVE, its correctness depends on how good the feedback is.
The way I see it, AI/ML are very good and useful in processing enormous amounts of data to establish its own "understanding" of the matter. But if the data is incorrect or the feedback is incorrect, the AI will learn it wrong and make false assumptions/claims.
So here I am, asking you, the wiser people, AI-savvy lads, to enlighten me with your wisdom and explain to me, is AI/ML really that much needed in all those areas, or is it simpler, cheaper and perhaps more reliable to do it the old-fashioned way, i.e. preprogramming a set of static rules (perhaps with dynamic thresholds) to process the data with?23 -
Completed a project in summer for a client based on Laravel and kept working on other projects based on same framework. Today went back to add some functionality ended up feeling miserable looking at my own code. Don't know how to feel about this.3
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When you're currently working on a mosule based on Facebook Graph API and the project manager wants you to make it work on Twitter ...2
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Developers are handled like trash..
Why don't developers get house and pay like a MBA guy or executive (considering whole company is based on developers, its a web development company)4 -
Welcome to Git, where when you try to split a commit you end up making 8 more commits than you want.
Based on a true story, today at work -
Latest Yandex browser (Chromium based) throws an error if "document.hasStorageAccess()" is called (:
Ie the StorageAPI that allows cross-site cookie access on user-interaction
the iFrame sandbox flags that compliment it, ie "allow-storage-access-by-user-activation" also fails on execution.
Both of these work on Edge/Chrome/Firefox.
I thought Firefox and Chromium browsers are all ive to deal with and im done but NO.
Now within Chromium-based browsers theres differences of API as well?
Kill me.
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Why are there people that still don't use the metric system? It is so stupid and cost so much.
We formally adopted the metric system about 150 years ago. Why are systems that where developed 100 years later still based on stupid units that are based human body parts that differ between each person?7 -
Working on a CLI based software and focusing more on the logo appearance/colors than the actual software.
if it's a good looking software everything feels more solid to me.1 -
My first dev project was written on Visual Basic 5. I think I wrote a keygen to generate serial numbers based on hardware ID.
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"We have a rockstar react dev on our side"
*Me, after deploying my first react based app using CRA to bootstrap*
<_<
>_>
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
'I guess this is my life now' -
Light theme < dark theme < automatically switching between them based on ambient light, like the twitter app does4
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CarPC based on a RaspberryPi.
The main idea was to have a modern multimedia PC in the car that does not only rely on touch input but also has physical knobs and buttons to be used while driving.9 -
i'm starting a project where i will have a large amount audio clips, anywhere from a few seconds to about an hour long, and i need to store them based on which user created them and what group they are created in (so they will be sorted based on two integers). i'll need to concatenate and/or merge the audio files frequently, and i may need to filter which audio i use based on users and time created.
how should i store the audio? i'm pretty sure a database is the best option, but should i consider using the file system? if i shant, should i use mysql or postgres? i know postgres has more types and supports complex queries.
does anyone have experience who can help?8 -
I wonder what would happen if someone trains a chat-bot based on Posts and Comments on Devrant? a Psychopathic Chatbot?3
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I discovered @media(hover:hover){} today. Needless to say I have a bunch of animated cards with “Hover over me!” or “Click me!” rendered based on whether there’s hover support.
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just installed deepin linux, man this shit is sooooo beautiful! it's based on debian in the new version (15.4, formerly it was ubuntu based). It has its own store where you can find sublime, vscode, most of other editors and even IDEs.9
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A project called instawish...
Basically its get pictures from famous people instagram ( watches, clothes, shoes ) and allow you to project on yourself using AR (vufforia) just creating the model based on the image. Simple as hell!5 -
On the kernel/os project I'm working on with @SoldierOfCode.
It's a side project but I *need* to refactor the normal text based functions to vga graphics compatibility.3 -
The Missing Button Paradox: The time it takes for a presenter to find a button on their screen increases based on the amount of participants who can see the button and try to help the presenter find it.
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" Under the hood... the program is using a mix of condition-based learning, procedural generation of sentences/questions, and relational queries based on weighted 'topic' identifiers. It can create its own original statements and questions. It is real-time, and it really does 'think' (an internal dialogue feedback loop)." = If Statement
I saw this in the description for an app aclled "Real AI" -
Pricing:
With AWS <Service>, you pay only for what you use. You are charged based on the amount of granular data generated on a monthly basis.
Literally. Every.Fucking.Service.5 -
why the fuck am I stuck using a "custom javascript framework based on angular.js" instead of NORMAL FUCKING ANGULAR LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE DO.4
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FML, I based my parts of my small framework on a wrong assumption and now I have to rethink about 30% of it3
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5 days building the system. 10 days tweaking based on customer preference.
I fucking hate working for an agency!1 -
My company boss wants to reorganise the team structures drastically.
Currently we have different teams for each product. And in that team we have a lead, frontend and backend developers working in sync.
The boss wants to split the teams not based on product.. but based on technology / frontend backend. Then assign the members to products based on demand.
Not sure how that is gonna turn out..6 -
Step 1. Estimate a time based on previous experience working as a professional and qualified developer.
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Anybody working on any good open source projects at the minute? I'm looking on expanding my portfolio and getting more hands-on in community based projects.3
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since my only team mate of my chess engine left, i gotta ask again:
anybody in to help coding a chess engine that is based on NN tech?6 -
Does anyone else's manager measure their performance based on jira ticket count or merges to master? It feels like a new lines-of-code measure to me...5
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@PonySlayStation people are hating your fifth sibling based on their looks. Got anything to say in defence?2
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Was using manjaro (based on Arch) and decided to stop being a loser and installed vanilla arch. Also manjaro broke cuz it sucks. I use arch now btw.5
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Me : *do the right way to get the data I need, based on functionning project on same framework*
System : *does not working*
Me : *bypass by doing something more random*
System : *give the data I need*
I love frameworks. -
What are your favorite gui editor (not just vim/emacs in console) for Linux that are not based on Electron and that are doing well with several langs?8
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Designed a person detection and tracking algorithm based on RCNN and lukas-kanade object tracking algorithm in openCV python.
Need help in cases of occlusion any suggestions?
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Tired of writing git commit messages
Try this
git:master>⚡ mym
Fixing Lukasz's bugs.
git:master>⚡ mym
some brief changes
git:master>⚡ git ci -m "$(mym)"
Based on http://whathecommit.com2 -
So since elementary is based on Ubuntu 16.04 would it be possible to turn it back into Ubuntu but keep all my data then upgrade to 17?3
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give interview for internship (python dev) in a service based company . They fucking gave me a project in C. whats going on ?? Totally blank 😤😭2
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PLEASE. Help me to find a good name for my function.
My function returns json or XML based on the accept header parameter.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔10 -
Since when has Brave based on the Chromium base been the main download?
Today my legacy Brave based on their own base crashed and as it seemed unrecoverable, I tried reinstalling. But now I'm stuck with this crappy Chromium based browser... I hate the non tab-pages and lack of tab peeking.
I initially had the Dev channel version but only as a backup for my main Brave because I realized how crappy it was, safe in knowing that at the time the main download was the old Brave Core. Now I'm really annoyed.2 -
Do y'all use Blazor? .-. the C#-based web-UI (web assembly one)
Thinking of going in on it hard coz I hate to think of a world where backend is written in JS (🤮) just for better interoperability with JS-based UI and cheaper devs to hire (JS-fullstacks) 🤮🤮🤮5 -
I find it really hard to accept that a non-iOS developer rates my performance based on source code he doesn't clearly understand
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I am currently working on a container orchestration based on lxc with multi node support. It is coming along nicely.
First real project apart from some little things for my sports Club. -
Always estimating for the best possible, quality solution. I refuse to write anything less than perfect. Also I estimate the time based on how I feel that day lol.7
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So... I need to implement something from a spec based on a set of standards that use another set of standards based on IETF RFC.
Decide to use a library that implements the original specs. Nothing works.
Read through all of the specs, researched the standards they used, read the RFCs.
Turns out the library doesn't implement the specs properly. Looks like I'll still have to implement my own.
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Capitalism works because 2 people who would actually hate each other, have different opinions if they ever met can trade their time using the market without knowing who is on the other side. Purely based on merit.17
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What is good practice for giving recognition to some ones tutorial/project when using elements in your own project?
F.i. I would like to demonstrate I gained certain skills, hence created a github project based on some vids/forum/else. I tailored the code to my own preferences, but the foundation is based on someone elses project. I am now listing these inspirational sources in the readme or comments. But is there a general practice for this?1 -
Any program or app that let's you see how powerful a computer you need based on the programs you want to run?8
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!rant
Started writing a book. A book of humor based on my observations of people, society, and technology. And I observe a lot, so there's no shortage of material.3 -
What are you currently working on? You can be as vague as possible and let others try to figure it out.
I’m currently working on something to make pelican based blogs look a bit decent.7 -
Could you guys suggest some really good blogs based on Technology and Programming that will keep me up to date with those 2 worlds.
Thank You.4 -
I am thinking of an algorithm to rank a RANT based on the frequency of slang words in it. Any ideas?
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I just noticed Facebook's research website (research.fb.com) is based on WP.
Now i can only imagine their technology stack as NKjnwkjecweccnUJb8iuwdjeninwcjw8jiwcenciciUIUC98ICjiCe(CJeicnI*Cncowkch9ECnjckcowcewcNJKjccjkcbccjkwcjckwecjwecnwe##!!@dcwe1 -
So my company started using a bonus system based on billable logged hours on our CRM, which caused disagreement among developers.
Which bonus system you think it should be used for developers ?1 -
Funny fact and rant at the same time.
I disabled auto update on all my chromium based browsers I use to make sure they don't send any telemetry in background os process, because all companies that make chromium based browsers run the process in background when browser is not running.
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to everyone who judges programming languages based on syntax, it's appeal and familiarity: fuck you!5
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"best" server. BEST.
is the hedgehog stealing my wifi...?
Retrieving speedtest.net server list...
Selecting best server based on ping...
Hosted by NewMedia Express (Singapore) [9430.76 km]: 436.529 ms
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I can make sales people's lives easier or harder based on how I prioritise tasks... They learn to use manners when they realise my power!
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Client needs a section of their current website redesigned and add some functionality based on user interaction with the website.
ac - account director
ac: Need timings on FE build for his section on the website.
me: Cool can I see the wireframes/designs?
ac: No wires yet, designs are here...
me: *sees 3 pages mocked up out of 50 different ones in this particular section, and they all have different functionalities*
me: I can only give you estimates on the designed bits
ac: Just estimate based on the UX proposal, it's here...
me: *reads first line - "Make F&Q section and sub pages more visual*
me: Tasks described in the proposal are too generic!
ac: Just estimate based on the previous work done for this client (which have nothing to do with the current scope)
me: *dies and goes to freelancer heaven*1 -
Is there any open source project on indexing lecture videos on YouTube based on it's content?. That is the video will be indexed like a book so that the use can navigate to that particular topic in that video.1
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Do you type faster and more efficient when the boss is standing behind you or slow down and stop eventually?5
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Day of the programmer should be tomorrow, because it should be a zero-based index to the day on position 256
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If you were in charge of developing an entire information system based on a web app, and you were the only one working on it... (lol)
Would you start with back end or front end?22 -
I am working on a pub-sub based protocol (like MQTT) with some added features. I am developing a python based server for my protocol which can be run on distributed architecture with load balancing without any tweaks. I am planning to make this server and the protocol open source.
The whole thing is getting so complex that I think about scrapping this project sometimes. I need your inspiration guys. Really, I need it. I know this protocol will be good enough to help people working on IoT, chat or any pub-sub based application if I can complete it. Cheer me up, please. -
taking hours for string/object conversion to handle cookie based favourites depending on number of clicks left me considering being dumb, finally seeing just 15 lines of code.
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Apparently you cannot filter based on two parameters in firebase so something similar to "select * from table where email='something' and password ='something' " doesn't work .
So a shitty hack is to create a string to concatenate email and password and store it as a field and validate based on that field.
So basically there is a field in database which is
Sha256("emailid"+_+sha256("password"))2 -
Anybody know of any web based image labeling software that works on mobile? Preferably open source :)8
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Sharing a little script I use to automatically choose the correct browser profile based on the link. I set it as my default link handler.
https://gist.github.com/scriptcoded...1 -
I really wish I would get the motivation to finish the monogame based c# game engine I started on a year ago.1
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What cool piece of code you are working on? Side projects & algorithmic competition counts.
I am working on a webgl based project2 -
It’s funny that spongebob “sailor mouth” was based on the fact that sailors were disgruntled and swore a lot. Feel like a remake a few years from now would base it on developers.
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I know this question has many individual answers based on opinion but:
What do you think are the Top 3 languages for writing interactive software?6 -
I'm in the big confusion . What are these things django, flask,ruby on rails ,servlets, in python and what is the use. I know it's a web application framework but what does it do.many terms like "JSON,XML,"and what is the relationship between those term above with server side and client side application.what if I learn above stuff and what job will I get ? I heard that service side job is more pressured than product based job.and what are the service based and product based jobs ?what are the course that I need to learn to join in product based job. I have no clear vision . Can any one give a clear vision about this9
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After having to develop on windows for 2 years I had to make a websocket based communications service for Linux. It was just so nice having proper tools again...
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TailsOS is based on keeping you anonymous by using Tor, if that's the case how Tails can protect you if you can install Tor on any other distribution of your choice? I still don't get it9
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I wanna start a game studio. Develop a GTA like game environment based on my locality, but unlike gta, this game is gonna be a driving simulation game.3
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Realise that your life is being wasted away and if you don’t code nonstop you’ll always fall behind everyone based on job requirements :) then you’ll always want to code something1
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I've a virtual hackathon based on superhero theme, but I don't have any idea what I've to do make can somebody give me any idea on that theme?2
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Which makes more sense: Coding a website membership system based on a design pattern of renewing 1 year to the day of initial registration? Or coding one that renews everyone on June 30th regardless of when they first registered?3
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PANTSEMM - Rust-based json parser geared towards sorting/matching tags on shapes with n sides -
JetBrains Rider
"A cross-platform .NET IDE based on the IntelliJ platform and ReSharper"
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Absolutely frustrated with some people's inability to make the information in their databases consistent. Had a request to make a report based on some criteria, and couldn't find the information from tables that seemed to have most of the information. Some information was correct based on what was on the website, some was not. What the fuck.1
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React.js looks intriguing based on the popularity. Is it here to stay or just another one of those js libraries....?6
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Imagine if all the laws was based solely on concepts.
Like imagine being detained for not matching your archetype lol1 -
Hmmm based on the description, not sure why this isn't the "Messenger". I mean.. looks like its better in every way
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Going to a crash course Java event tonight. Not sure how enthusiastic I should be based on some of your rants 🤔2
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Just built tested and pushed to production a website based on an injoke. On a Friday. Why am I like this.
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I am a 3rd year undergraduate and we need to make a web based project. Problem is no one on our team has ever made anything web based or even a simple website before. We need to run some Java code in the backend apart from that we are free to do whatever we want. Any advice on what frameworks to use and what to avoid?
I literally have zero experience on this so any advice is appreciated!3 -
I believe Google assistant has a loooong way to go.
(the hand reference was from a previous part of the conversation based on "lamas with hats")
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Any of you guys know about Feathers UI ? Based on Google Trends, I'll assume that you don't. But if you do please let me know
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Client request of the day:
Client asks to omit data based on lack of X.
...
Client asks to preload all data with X.1 -
I have started reading The Phoenix Project and I suspect that story is based on current situation in company I work for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This week I am finishing my brand new and probably buggy cluster manager for vert.x based on redis.
Can't wait to start battle testing.1 -
If you guys take syntax changing frameworks as still coding on the language the framework based on, I'm a c++ dev from now on.
P.S: read the tags3 -
This might be a silly question, but why (and why not) would one implement a dynamic navigation bar to a web app (.net core razor pages)?
What are the pros / cons of using a dynamic navbar over pure HTML? All I can think of is to render the navbar based on specific settings per client or to show / hide certain options based on roles / authorization.1 -
What's the most interesting project you've worked on based on API of the internet geants (Facebook, Google, Amazon, etc..) ?!2
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!==rant
Are there any good cloud-based IDEs that:
1.) Supports C# (ASP.Net Core / MVC)
2.) Would work on a Chromebook2 -
Welcome to blender: Home of "Trying to create a small, node-based material, only to have your computer implode on itself."1
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Why are most (cloud-based) websites failing? They just spew out 5xx HTTP errors all the time. I can't even register properly on a website anymore. What the funk, man.3
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I'll be working on my dissertation soon on PWAs. My concern is that the literature on the functionality of PWAs is mostly website based. Surely this shouldn't be an issue but we've been hounded at for using websites as sources.
Thoughts?5 -
Emphasizing on:
-creative thinking
-good exercise systematic approach to problem (breaking down problem in to smaller workable pieces)
-open source
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you guys know any free advanced MVC project tutorial video available? I would appreciate it because my ActionResult methods are becoming more complicated to manage based on params... thanks3
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!rant
That moment when you choose a JavaScript frontend framework based on the color of its logo (really love green color)2 -
!Rant
Any recommendations for a daily planner that runs on Win7?
Prefer to have something desktop based (with Sync if possible) as I always have too many browser tabs open so a web based one will get lost or closed and therefore not do its job. -
Hi guys, can I generate the the ICCID for a sim based on the phone number? is there a tool for that?1
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When Python isn't installed on the role based computer, just compile to exe and run it and avoid installing all libraries again
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TL;DR
I'm looking for a good cloud based python IDE. Let's hear suggestions...
Full Story
My employer provides me with a MacBook to use at work, however they use a custom OS X image that has whatever security configuration they decided was essential. Something about the configuration prevents me from running third party Python packages.
During those times that I'm "waiting for work things to compile", I'd love to tinker with a little Python project I'm messing with. Does anyone have any suggestions on cloud based IDEs for Python?
Yes I've Googled it, plenty of results. But anyone have suggestions based on their own user experience?
Thanks ahead of time!6 -
1. Those who can't hack it in this industry to accept it, move on, and learn something else
2. New internet scripting language that's not Javascript or based on the same
3. A job near home3 -
Heard an interesting idea: along with estimating tasks based on time/points, a dollar value should be placed on it by the product owner, basically how much money they think completing the task would bring in for the company. If this was based off of real data, I could see a lot of tickets being moved back into the back log.
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HTML entities not handled on a social network site based on php...
that's you can post with a <script> and it will run when published.
Everybody with conn or access to the post will be affected1 -
How does FS-based locking,
Eg. What sqlite does, work on the inside?
I'm working on a file-format for storing binary data and I want it to be safe for concurrent use.2 -
There are people who develop Neural Networks/Deep Learning Models/AI based Softwares.
Does anybody know what do we call them? Is it okay to call all of them Machine Learning Engineer/AI researcher/AI engineer?
If I'm looking for someone who can make AI based program for me. Whom should I be looking for on freelancer or LinkedIn?1 -
==<insert dazzlingly sincere and provocative comment based on literally the same willfully stupid events here<===
God fix shit already !
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