Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

And it is healthy BTW!

So,this happened in Chicago.
Btw my first post :)

The two ledgends behind devRant...all hail!
(BTW whats Tim's username?)

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

I need this shirt 😲

Btw all these cat memes are home made, freshly baked

Cleaning lady just asked me what OS I use. "Well, Linux" I replied. Oh, she said, I'll ask my husband if he knows about it. He's also good with computers (probably tech support chap or something like that).

I figured that she might not remember the name "Linux", so I thought about writing it down. But it was so hard to resist the thought of instead writing down "btw I use Arch Linux"! 😆

Sad life ! Btw Merry Christmas Everyone 🌲

This guy is awesome.

How programmer wanted clients to do it vs. how clients do it.
Btw got them 1k =]

So I recently started discarding Proxmox for Arch on my experimental server.. new skill acquired 🙃

Hi guys, I'm new here, discovered devRant randomly by browsing only. Bit sad I didn't knew about it earlier.
Greetings from France BTW 😄

My neighbor: Hey can you install FIFA 16 on my laptop? I can't seem to have the crack.
Me: I can't do that.
Him: Why not? They teach you that in college, right?
(He's damn serious btw.)

less than 2 months and 5000 ++s.
And this is my 100th rant BTW

When your boss says "good job, you have developed something big in such a small time" (~2 weeks) but you haven't showed him the bugs and shit (gonna fix it btw)

Nice calculations btw

Oh btw
Wife got her first dev-job

More proof of computer scientists not wanting to bother with CSS. Guys this is might be the secret to becoming pro. Keep it Simple Stupid (KISS). That's the creator of C++ website btw.

I'm a senior developer btw

!rant

My colleague did a "btw, I use Arch" in the daily scrum meeting. 🤣

Mom: Go outside a play.
Me: One I finish a couple more lines..
Mom: Get your #ss of the damn computer and go outside! BTW, I'm a 11 year old coder/programmer if you were wondering..

Just found this in a legacy Angular1 app. It's in production btw.

Getting to play with 50GBit/s hardware next week. My boss was like "You like hardware, right? I bought you some toys..." Btw, i am in an apprenticeship. And yes, i do love my company!

This is how our ICT class / teacher tests us if we actually learned something from her
Btw, we used schoology for this

*downloads Torrent that's about to die*
Oh wicked, both of my peers have the whole thing and I can just come in and let my server seed it as well!
*watches asdfmovie as it downloads*
*returns*
Peer 1: have some data man
Peer 2: fuk off, I wan ma deta for meself

Pussy.

(Quite ironically, as I'm posting this rant, Peer 2 magically sent out data again as well.. coincidence? I think not!)

615.419/615.400 files were moved! OK

That's a real PR BTW
And it was merged actually

I had to edit it or else it would look boring af.
Just a cheap laptop

Btw: I made the photo and edit one week before knowing devRants wk119 will be devDeks xD

I hate these LINUX AND NOTHING ELSE fascists. Why don't you just let people use what they want? And btw: just using Linux doesn't make you a good programmer...

I just quit btw

Once I watched a 30min YouTube video on functional programming just because the presenter was cute. 😘
Anyone ever did this ???

And btw the video is Functional programming by Anjana vakil.

devRant is the first time I see so many people announcing to the world how much they like the app. Imagine someone be like "I LOVE Facebook! <3"

Btw, I LOVE devRant! <3

Missing option (btw I use arch)

Why are people already posting christmas presents? Its not even december yet! BTW heres mine:

Just found this piece of code from one of my coworkers:

restMethod() {
try {
// some complicated logic
} catch (WebApplicationException e) {
throw e;
}
}

Why?!

And btw: Hi fellow devRant ppl! 👋

This is real. I Used to hop distros like a mad man and I stopped hopping after installing arch and started hopping between desktop environments and window managers. Source: r/linuxmastrrrace

I have just got the stickers and my father though that the letter is from some university. I have never seen someone so disappointed :P

btw. thank you guys , they are amazing

JUST GOT MY STICKERS!!

Super cool that they wrote the address on envelope by hand! Love the stamp btw ;)

Gonna stick these on my laptop!

Thanks @dfox !

I just found this example in our school book. Should I be worried? (My teacher wrote the book BTW)

24 hours with C and I've made this so far. What do you guys think?

Sorry for the quality btw

My first raytracer algorithm ever, first time I do something like this. What a headache :D (in C BTW)

I hereby salute every JS-wanking web dev who uses a pop-up type of dialog *and* display yet hugging blur the actual hugging content behind it, only to become completely visible when you allow JavaScript and allow those hugging cookies.

With my middle finger I salute you, motherhuggers. You filthy hugging pieces of hugging shit.

7 hugs so far, oh wait 8! Will this rant defeat my current record on amount of hugs given that apparently stands at 18 (which is hugging incredible, if I may say so myself)? Not that that's really the hugging point though, the hugging GDPR that's responded at by those motherhugging hugwads is. I hugging salute you, hugging pieces of hugging shit!!!

HUG!!!

Thanks @dfox
BTW postal services were too slow

I use ff btw

Our IT service provider...

Oh boy... That's not the way to install a server in a rack...

They simply threw the PC on the floor of the rack...

BTW: the rack is in the kitchen 😂

Today is my 1st week studying laravel via laracast. I had fun playing with php artisan 😂

Btw I'm an Android developer, and
I'm planning to shift career because my company can't get any mobile projects 😥

Oh it is a hard disk
Shit I mean was... 😂
Btw, I tried to make a face out of those 2 platters and the magnet. :3

Fellow dev complaining about server.

Me: My servers could handle the 10x traffic. If they weren't busy apologising for your shit codebase !

*First Rant btw*

Btw i use arch 😅

Customised my Ubuntu VM using
I3wm, polybar, Compton, conky, rofi,
And zsh shell !

The theme is inspired by unixporn subreddit post!

Btw it took 4days completely to do

Fucking Edge. I fixed a "bug" and now the bug-pointer tells me a line with only a comment causes a problem. Yea. Genius browser.

It's an "UNKNOWN" error btw, great debugging!

I UsE aRcH bTw

About time! Barely had any real estate left! :) Took about a month and a half. Obligatory pic!
Btw (related), thanks everyone who helped me get Debian working on here. I love it.

Please remember that comments in html do not start with //. This comes from the website of one of the most important gas and electricity distributor in Italy btw...

The Penguin's den 😅
(that is after cleaning up BTW)

Monitors are a full HD TV and a 12 years old 5:4 for legacy stuff.

This happens quite often in the trains of my city. I still wanted to know what the next stop was, btw

I bricked my Manjaro install by interrupting a kernel update like a fucking doofus.

After two hours of painstaking troubleshooting using a live image I finally resolved the issue. And man is that a good feeling. Solving complex problems (at least to me) on Linux is just such an amazing feeling ♥️

it's your problem, luser!
btw, i use arch

I tried to tailor two best things together for a wallpaper.

BTW
I used paint to do it, Did not have space to install PS
Windows Issues!

@localhost that's my setup. btw its saturday, so I aint hitting a single key that's why the screens are off

Linux community whenever someone has an issue with Linux.

Why do I ++ like 90% of the rants?
Devrant is HOWSOMEEEEEEE, thank you guys.

BTW, most distraction? Devrant

My ex-Physics teacher didn't have a towel with him today 😢

Btw I left this on the library "core" computer

Person 1:
Hello, How are you
Person 2:
I use Arch Linux btw
===============
Person 1.1:
Hello, How are you
Person 2.1:
I am vegan btw

Bought some new books.
Hope they will help me in my private projects :D
They are for 2 different projects btw.

Here, you are able to see a Windows installation in its natural habitat. This particular specimen is confused whether an internet connection exists or not.

(The internet was working fine on that machine btw)

Oh, btw. I'm twenty now.

Excel is another programming language, try to change my mind. 🧐

BTW today I saw a chicken taking a walk using a leash.

When people ask my age, btw feels old 😂

Btw i'll try Arch 🌚

Ahh...
Submitting a patch at 4:58PM on Friday knowing for sure that nothing can go wrong.
BTW leaving for a week of vacation now 🥴

This is the fucking data warehouse............

10 FUCKING INDEXES IN THE ENTIRE THING!

Btw...that includes Primary Keys

When you're lazy to implement a little feature you thought about but the feature gets implemented anyway because of some bug in your code..

True story btw

I don't know if it was the best moment, but learning this in python..

From Allison Kaptur btw.

Please stop the operational system's war. People might get hurt.

Seriously guys, every time someone says X is better then Y, my eyeballs starts rolling.

(I'm a Linux && Windows user, btw.)

@trogus it would be pretty rad to have an avatar option that would add a devRant sticker to a laptop.

btw: I love the Rubik's cube chillin with the rubber ducking debugger.

But why?
btw Running on an i5-4590...

Thanks, @trogus & @dfox! Got my stress ball yesterday, brought it in to work today. And here he sits upon his custom pedestal. (his name is Dave, btw.. he just looks like a Dave to me..)

I've got a new laptop (Acer Swift 3 SF314-52) and it's awesome! That 14" IPS screen looks awesome. (btw I use Arch)

Just updated devRant and out of curiosity scrolled down to look at the recommended apps - wtf
I'm not depressed and I know English already?
Btw update looks nice 😉

When phpstorm won't open 😑 Btw, I love php so fuck the haters. It's funny how you guys talk shit about a language on a platform that was written in it lol

What to do if client is accusing you for putting some malware in their website?(of course I didn't put anything.....makes 0 sense anyway and btw it's wordpress)
xD

I feel we can do nearly everything when we learn C# and JS.
How do ya think?

I am not saying that Brainfuck is not useful. I love that language btw.

I'm not sure if it's a software or ethical error that we are dealing here. Btw, this is a legit question on stack exchange network.

I went to flwater.com and it is not a website about Florida's water.

It redirects to this change.org petition? It's incredibly strange. NSFW banner btw.

Fuck me and I was wondering what's eating away 3,1tb.... btw only 40gb left

Didn't know fetch API was a paid feature on iPads :,D

Safari sucks btw.

Rate my new linux theme. (i3-gaps)

Btw don't ask me for the dotfile it's a big mess. :s

Thanks guys for the help in the last weeks.
This is what I was so hard trying to print.
Btw... reminder to self, plastic expands. That's why the stepper has duck tape instead of screws lol

When an app rejects your username for containing an underscore. It's "Fre_d" btw.

Special thanks to "-red" for making up for all the ++ I lost yesterday.

Who deleted their account, btw?

me: *procrastinates till 1:00

me: *feels sleepy. *grabs coffee. okay im gonna start working after i take a sip.

me: *takes sip. *opens devrant.

im still not working btw

Look what I found! I love these kinds of gems popping up occassionally. This was Netflix. Btw, quality show there

Seeing Mark Zuckerberg multibillionarie. I am poor af (Still student btw). Also looking Linux kernel at GitHub.

git checkout -

^ this takes you to previous branch btw.

People complain about the high RAM usage of IDEs in general, particularly Jetbrain's one.

... They have never experienced Google Chrome ...

Greetings from vacation btw ^^

2,8 trillion dollar company btw. Unannounced maintenance (not showing up on their status page either). Wanted to publish a fucking ios bugfix, now I can't do shit.

Shit, no internet in office for more than 4 hours. BTW I'm chilling..🙃
What you would do with out internet in your office

There is a programming language called "I Use Arch btw", which is based on Brainfuck

I use arch btw.

Lesson Learnt..
Never make decisions when lacking sleep and caffeine as well. I nuked my HDD today morning around 3 am, I got another reason to do a fresh start btw.

@dfox @trogus can the notifications area be split between +1'd comments and rants and new comments? Or the ability to remove selected comment thread notifications? Cheers. Great app btw

Imagine working on a 3D IDE like this, where you don't see the end of the code line because of the blur… lol

Media outlets should find better photo stock services for "hacker" images btw.

Was finally able to explain to the fiancée conditional statements..a few days later she sends me this

If a= tick, remove with tweezer

else Pepper may get Lyme disease

Pepper is her adorable lab btw! 😊

I just wanted to check on my bug reports :'-(

(Btw I'm just checking them on MY account page)

btw, i'm still using jquery

did you know that facebooks servers are so minimalistics?? just a motherboard, harddrives and a psu, its amazing how they manage to design it. btw they got thousands of them or more.

I use arch btw

What developer/team thought that this would be a fucking brilliant option to put in this in a game?

Btw there is no VSync option, just “Limit to 30 FPS”

Excuse me Ubuntu.. what the fuck is your problem??? (Here I am waiting for fan boys standing for their favourite OS btw)

"Oh btw, since I'm passing..."

A Victorian/steam punk themed laptop , runs Ubuntu.

BTW, what are your thoughts on Ubuntu?

template for motivational letter for Sys admins:

Greetings,

$msg

Spiral out,
$name

PS. I use Arch btw

I use arch btw

Can someone please forgive me for this mess?
Atleast its a fast mess.

(btw: I have no idea wether it works. I hope it does)

!rant
It's been over a year coding professionally as a frontend Dev and it seems like I have built my career so far just by knowing flexbox.

(I'm a flexbox wizard now btw)

I HAS A VAR ITZ 12 BTW VAR = 12

Its 6:57 AM here and I am still awake !! Anyone here today with me ? :D
Good Morning everyone BTW !

Got this email.
I don't understand how someone could miss that...

It's gmail BTW

In a hospital bed and in my cellphone, web app went down, sended a bug fix while mildly conscious, typhoid fever btw

Fuck it, I think I'm going full Kotlin.
Looks SO cute.
Any advice?
I'll use VSCode btw. Only VScode.

Anyone knows why I can copy paste text with color??
OS: Android 6.0.1
BTW: It's a regex for searching frequently repeating duplicates. Have been trying this for a while but still not working perfect...

When your co-worker, that btw has no idea wtf he's talking about, comes with his opinion that you happen to hate, on a project you have worked on for months.

btw, i use arch

Without caffeine ➞ me ⩶ useless
With caffeine ➞ anxiety++

Btw I don't drink 10 liters / 2.6 gallons of coffee everyday or anything, just a small latte does the trick ..

The only way I would ever use a recovery question.
BTW nice encoding there...

I spent the last 5 hours solving this FUCKING GREAT challenge and I'm finally done 🎉

It's hxp CTF btw, check it out

I am learning about CI/CD and DevOps, and i finally made my first build/deploy/unit test script.

I use arch btw

Btw...

I'm really crying right now while reading golang projects/libraries.CANT F**ING FIND WHAT INTERFACE/S WERE IMPLMTED!!!! Help me Oh Lord!

I'm a java dev btw.

Well this class was useless, btw 2h have passed... WASTED TIME!!! The professor has been fillabustering for 2h

Finally i started to learn Python. Seems to me a promising language. Btw am a .net developer.

how do i click here? 😂 link seems broken

btw is a manual.. printed in paper

It's technically impossible for this update not to fuck everything up.

Oh, I use Arch Linux btw.

Fuuuuuu!!
When they come to take the redundant computer and btw unplug your dev computer aswell.. 😠😠😠😠

On one of the biggest online portals (was reading the news)
Btw never saw a 414, what's that?

Yay!!! New laptop is finally here. Doing some setup for work.
Fuck my internet btw

Build apps for UWP, it will be fun they said. Yeah, created my first hello world app, which works btw. Added one f***ing button and compilers throws thousands of errors. Dude, I really enjoy it! :)

Btw, I started building in react, I am just loving it!

Really Apple?
Are you kidding me?
And btw, why does my 1 year old battery only last 4 hours, when the phone is turned off?

Q: can you do this awsome project?
A: of course, i would love to develop this shit.
Q: ok, then lets get started. btw please do this in wordpress.
A: bye

Working with old codebase...

multiplyNumbers(2,5)
//adds the numbers together

What the fuck??! 4th grade math-terms??! This is real, btw

Sooooo I learn c. Programmed antivirus project last night, and there is 13, 374 bytes of memory leak. (BTW the program crashes at return 0). *Rage and despair*

Is using Arch Linux the nerd equivalent of being vegan?
Like they have to mention it to everyone.
Btw I use Arch and am vegan.

AM BACK!

AND BTW FUCK UBUNTU AND THE SHITSHOW THAT IS SNAPS

😁 what a spoiled rookie
(btw, is there manga similar to Ubunchu?)

TIL that you have to run Arch on everything including servers in order to be considered a competent system administrator

So I installed manjaro over ubuntu lately.. because Ubuntu w/ gnome is fucking retarted and manjaro is a fucken bliss.

Guess what.. I'm using arch btw.

Nobody in my friends and family ever asks me what Linux distributions I use. 😭
Arch Linux btw

Started using a password manager. Never thought life would be so easier.

Btw, I'm using Lastpass (on free trail now). Any better recommendations, friends?

So true man!!!!

Btw...Happy Onam to all my dearest mallu friends...Stay blessed.

Btw. I have never ever in my life touched a Windows machine. I wouldn't even know how to compile something.

I asked for increasing my salary, she said they can allow me for overtime for getting more money like increasing my salary (They asks overtime everyday btw)

So we had to register for placements.. and the company sent email with plain text password.. and thats the password i registered with! nice!

BTW.. its one of the biggest company in IT industry globally.

I was browsing on this website called ebay-kleinanzeigen.de and got redirected to this wonderful page.

PS: I've no known virus on my phone btw. Made the tests.

Exactly my point regarding rust. Marvel was found by jestdottehh btw. I'm sure this one wasn't posted or well known yet

Something tells me Silicon Valley will be discussed a lot in the eps to come here.
BTW, translate_tabs_to_spaces: true; FTW!

I took me the whole day of wondering and debugging to see that I was checking if a variable was 0, to set up some stuff, and the variable was only incremented after that check, but I had a return statement inside of it. So it just went in, saw that it was 0 and returned, over and over. And I was wondering why the fuck nothing happened... because that method got executed every second or so and should've moved the motor.
Gotta love your hardware programming. Either you do it right the very first time, or you spend the whole day staring at a piece of code, compiling, throwing in console prints etc.

Its 1 am, where I live btw.

Anyone know small-medium companies hiring front end devs around the eu?

Or any recruiters with a soul?

React btw. Thanks.

Why yes. This is a last resort. Thanks for noticing/criticizing

login.ready()

It's online btw. :D

Uno questione:

Seeing as linux might be going down the shitter soon, could the, 'btw I use arch", meme be replaced with, "btw I use OpenBSD"?
Like I did with the last question, have a snek.

How did you learn Japanese?

BTW links to resources also appreciated.

Some one is testing in production... Shall I report this ? (I'm student btw)

What's your view on workplace relationships or hook ups? 😄
(Sticking an RJ45 in your pooper doesn't count btw.)

Golang - should I use gin or should I not? Beginner here…..
It’s for a huge e-commerce rest api btw

Simple ANTLR project for compiler class accepted .

Easy money
(btw I had no idea about what antlr was , so i googled everything :D)

Just use Materialized CSS as base and modify it .
(I love this library btw)

CSS is pure
CSS is peace
CSS is life
btw is quite stressing too...

So today 1st April is the only date you can say mean things back to your coworker and say "April's Fool"

Eg. "Hey your code like spaghetti with sauce , go get ketchup, btw April's fool".

Stickers are heeeere! 😊Thanks @dfox ! Oh btw, these stickers are of high quality 👌I love it!

Nowadays daily story btw!

BTW we 💘 Agile with capitalized A

Linux Users
BTW I am one of them as well

Not really a rant but..... Just found this while cleaning my PSP's Memory Stick collection

As a CS student this part makes me feel gud
(It's No Game No Life btw)

I really need to introduce unit tests.

Btw the module is meant for internal use and the readme is more for eventual collaborators than the general public

Hi fellow devs,

I just got hired as Associate Software Engineer. Any tips/advice on my first day? Btw this is my first professional work.

Going from Nautilus to Windows Explorer feels like going back to Stone age .. why does Microsoft's modern OS feel so clunky . Btw I love the feel of the new Microsoft office ..

I'm searching good resource for learning more about stored procedures in SQL. Know any?

Am I the only one who has to work in 31st as well as 1st?

Companies suck...
Happy new year btw!

!rant found this super relaxing app called viridi, would recommend it for stress relief. btw, that's patty the snail 😁

I use arch, btw