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Conversation with my Boss
B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.
12 -
Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/18 -
Me : Here's my resignation.
Boss : No need.
Me (Expecting some good words) : Why sir?
Boss : Here's your termination.19 -
Saw an ad for Wix, went like this:
"You need a website, why not do it yourself?"
Aren't they advertising to NOT use their crappy platform?10 -
Ever wondered why C++ programmers need to replace their keyboards so often?
Because they are using a strongly typed language
5 -
Translation: My Samsung picture app wants to be allowed to make and receive phone calls...
WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK DOES MY STOCK GALERY APP NEED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS????
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(clicks on HTML tutorial video)
(ad starts playing)
"You need a website, why not do it yourself?!"
Arghhhhh that's exactly what I'm trying to do 😡9 -
- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.
Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-9 -
I just spent an hour debugging as to why a fucking json_decode STILL PRODUCED OBJECTS.
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.
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Oh right, I need to set a second parameter as true.
😐12 -
"We need you to take control and make these decisions on your own."
...
"Why have you done this without checking with us first?!"1 -
I spend over 3 hours thinking why my code doesn't work. It turns out you need to attach the code to the game object. Who would have known...........
10 -
HR: why you want to work with us.
Me inside: you stupid, because you need my skills and I need your stupid money, stop reading articles about stupid interview questions.
Me: because I love to work on such amazing environment, and I really love the technology you're using.5 -
Why the fuck do all these good fucking companies need that proven fucking 3 years of work fucking experience to join? You gotta fucking start somewhere11
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Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.1
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Why do programmers need long periods of silence on the job?
Brilliantly written.
https://quora.com/Why-do-programmer...?5 -
Google: You need a fast website to rank well.
Me: Ok, so why does your Google Analytics, Google Tag Manager, and Google Optimize code drag my site down to the seventh circle of Hell in performance?
Google: You need a fast website to rank well.
Me: ...3 -
"Why do you need version control? The latest code is all we need."
An email from a bosses new deputy to us...5 -
Me: *tells manager that we have too many meetings*
Manager: *schedule a meeting to explain why we need many meetings*5 -
All my 'real life' friends like:
- Why do you need two monitors?
- Why does your keyboard has keys that do nothing when pressed?
- You have a controller on pc?
- Hehehe. I found a funny meme on 9gag -.-9 -
"i need a break from all this coding--"
*orders delivery food online and as i go for a checkout, website gives a php error*
"why??????" 😭😭😭😭
6 -
Made the mistake of mentioning ISO27001 security standard near management.
- "What?? Why don't we have that certificate?! Why are you not thinking about this?"
- "We don't need it."
- "Of course we do! we must have the highest standards!! Lets hire some lawyers and security consultants to help us get certified!"
A week later:
"Ok, turns out we don't need it."
Satan give me strength...9 -
Client A: "I understand that we need to extend the due date for the project, but why we need pay extra for that?"
Me: "Because my people and I need money to survive as well...."
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Are you shitting me?
IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING WEBAPP, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DO I NEED TO BE RUNNING MACOS OR WINDOWS
9 -
blockchain.
blockchain?
blockchain!
Why THE FUCK does a game of poker need fucking blockchain?
FUCK.
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Boss: "is it done yet?"
Me: "I've been telling everyone we have a problem and I need all hands on deck. I've already analyzed the issue and explained it to you and the options but YOU PEOPLE NEED TO DECIDE or I decide and probably break things along the way..."
Why does everyone ignore me when I need help but are ok asking me when they need help?
/(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻4 -
I found this in the code of a non-adult video portal...
Why would they need AES encryption for a pornhub grabber?
10 -
me: "Why is the QA guy manually typing JSON into a production environment?"
asshole: "That's not your responsibility."
me: "Why didn't you just migrate data? This is dangerous."
asshole: "You need to go sit down."1 -
I need 15 minutes to solve this bug.
... 3 hours later: I have no idea why my code doesn't work. :)1 -
Why do I need to study Chemistry when I chose B.Tech in Computer Science and Engineering.
Oh! Thanks to the great Indian Education system.16 -
I seriously can't get why people don't get user experience right my designer just put in two search bars, one in the at the top of the home page and one I the header .... why do you need both 😒
COMMON SENSE PLEASE3 -
Today I have spent 2 hours trying o figure out why my code wasn't executing at all.
It was a typo.
"assFields" instead of "addFields".
I need sleep.5 -
Please explain it to me again why you need more space for your 200 mb database that has a 500 gb log file.4
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Go to business school to get a Finance degree... Since you already know how to code, why do you need study CS? Finance is hot now, make $$$$$$4
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Now even messenger has stories! :-(
When will this end!? And why the hell does Facebook need three versions of stories, in three different apps!?5 -
Working in Asian IT. N/w bandwidth sucks soul out of body faster than downloading a web page...
A man(ager) asks, why do you need Internet?
....?2 -
QA ticket. Images are pixelated blah blah blah increase pixelation to make them pretty.
Next ticket: why is the site so slow. Need to be optimized blah blah blah8 -
So my friend is learning the Java. And he says to me "Why would you even need dividing in game developing?!".7
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"Why is this feature not done?! I need you to own the platform!!!"
You're right, because the other 99 features just built themself...3 -
I have read everything available about blockchains and I still didn't understand why a company should need one.
I don't know if the problem is me or them8 -
Firefox: You know what our users need?
Ads in new tabs!
FML
Yes I know it is "optional" but why should it be there in the first place?3 -
FirstRant FR = new FirstRant();
Why is it that when you are looking for a method to do what you need and manage to find it, it is deprecated?2 -
Why the fuck does my baggage arrive late at the airport... Why can't it be soon as I need it. Always happens.11
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Why is it that every library has some kind of an "example", but every time I need a more complex one, there are exactly zero6
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God dammit why does he need to test things with my account, I have work todo. Can't he just use a 'test' account.
5 -
Why do people mix JS vanilla with framework syntax? That's horrible.
Why do people use jQuery anyways? There's no need at all anymore. It is just dumb JS for dumb devs.
Did that trigger you? - well....7 -
Why do some Devs feel the need to over complicate code to make themselves seem smarter?
No, we don't need a wrapper for a <p> tag that builds a normal <p> tag with a message your provide.
Use a normal tag! /facepalm4 -
Seriously, y'all shitting on CORS but why? literally, why? it protects you. If you need an external api, could you please be fucking bothered to setup redirects, so it's /api and not fucking https://amazon23984723984723984.aws239847329847230948.spyware/...? duh
people who allow cors from "*" are the same people who always do everything with superuser rights. you're the reason why I always got offers23 -
!rant
> Spends a week on a feature
> "Oh we won't need it anymore"
EXCUSE ME BUT WHY!? WE HAVE A FUCKING ROADMAP YOU COULD'VE TOLD THERE WE WON'T NEED IT ANYMORE WHY FUCKING WHY YOU WANKSTAIN >:(
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How my day went.
Project Manager: We need deliverable X.
Me: That's not listed.
PM: But we need it. Other PM says what you provided isn't enough.
Me: Too bad. I was not told to deliver it.
PM2: We need deliverable X.
Me: Look at the requirements. It is not there. I'm not providing it.
PM2: We need it. Let me ask PM3.
PM3: We need deliverable X.
Me: No. It's not listed. And here's why it's not even applicable.
PM3: Oh....ok4 -
UX: we need to add a close button to the filter menu.
Dev: wtf, why?
UX: the users cannot figure out how to close it. -
When you accidentally thought Vue JS is Vivus JS and argue why would you need a SVG animator to compare with React. JS naming. God.1
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Never know why you need to add vanilla to make vanilla. Oh wait, it's just crappy variable naming.
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Why do you need 100, 500, 1000, 2000 points to unlock some avatar features? Wouldn't 128, 512, 1024 and 2048 be more appropriate for a software community?4
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So I'm tasked with rewriting the old software my employer uses to track basically anything in his company. They want to stick quite close to the old workflow as much as possible, I get that.
"Why exactly do you need access to the system? No you don't need to look at it just recreate the flow. I'll give you the sql structure is that OK? Oh and this won't take long, you can copy from the old code can't you? Wait why do you need access to the code? No. "
🙄7 -
Explaining why I need something installed on my work laptop in a request ticket: BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL1
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Overheard: "I'll need to get in touch with my Infrastructure Architecture Innovation Team"
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
Why not just call them team buzzwords. Omg.3 -
If Batman was a full time programmer in Dark Knight, "Bugs are not complicated, Alfred. Just need to figure out why they're after" 😂
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I need someone standing behind me 24/7 making sure I don't try to String == "test"
Just wasted half an hour wondering why nothing was happening11 -
Yay! University break! Now I have time to learn the stuff that I want/need to learn! (Seriously, I don't know why they are pushing delphi towards us)2
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What the fuck, accessed it via hidden release page now, but why the fuck would I need to create a fucking account just to download it, fucking lunatics.
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Recently covered pointers in class. I know how to use them/Have an understanding of what they do, but why would I need to use a pointer in the first place? What problem would need to be solved through the use of pointers?15
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Dammit, why am I up at 3am thinking about programming solutions!? Where's my brains off switch? I need sleep!
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WHY THE FUCK DOES MY MESSAGING APP NEED LOCATION PERMISSION? I HAD REVOKED IT AND NOW IT WONT WORK UNLESS I DO SO! FFS!
13 -
One of the popular hotel booking sites 😂😂.One more example for why need to take testing more serious when we have a huge users base 🙆
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When you just need 2 points more for that rubber duck and you need the duck zo bad :/
"rubber duck why wont my code compile"
~squeek
"... " -
Why can’t you just make a document with the description of the things you want?
Why do you feel the need to send me fucking voice notes over 9 min long?2 -
Why is it that companies feel the need to ask, “Why do you wanna work here?” Or “What made you apply?”
Ah, idk, just spitballing here, you’re hiring and I’m unemployed.
I need money, and I heard you pay ppl to do work for you. 🤷🏾♂️
I have bills to pay and u have the money to satisfy that need.
Good enough or should I keep going?? 🙄19 -
Heard Java 7 provides catching multiple exceptions in single catch block ! hmm .. why need when I got this 😎😁
try {
// do something...
} catch (Exception e){
//log it ..
}6 -
So today is going to be fun, need to do some work on my game and book with a hangover... Why do I do this to myself!4
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Why the fuck do I have to work with Windows? AND WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO RESTART 3 TIMES TO GET ACCESS TO THE INTERNET? AND... WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS EVERYTHING 7000 TIMES SLOWER WHEN I PUT MICROSOFT DOMAINS IN MY ROUTER FIREWALL?!9
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Found out why Apple removed the headphone jack. Why need that if there are Bluetooth alternatives. Microphone might have a utility.
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me: i dont wanna get out of bed to check the code, i feel so comfy and lazy
me: *after 10 mins* dammit, need to change this, need to change that, its still fucked up, why is this wrong *codes more* -
We need more positivity:
Reason why you like coding? / Reason why you chose it as your career? / Why wouldn't you want to do something different?
Best feeling when coding
Nicest colleague/Best teamwork experience/Best boss/easiest client
What do you like about your position/job/company
Besides coding, what makes you happy
Your favorite stack/language/working environment3 -
Why is every innovation trying to go towards "replacing programmers"? like, what have we done to you?
GitHub CoPilot will replace programmers!
AI will replace programmers!
This/That tech will replace programmers!
Nobody says,
"Programmers work remote so we don't need to hire managers anymore!"
"Programmers wrote a monitoring script for progress tracking, so no need for managers anymore!"
"We are asking people to install sprinklers everywhere so we don't need firefighters!"
"We can just have one teacher record the subject material once and re-use the same video every year, so now we don't need to hire teachers anymore!"
"We are making everything legal so we don't need to hire policemen!".
Why is everything trying to replace programmers?8 -
Why do people compare languages? Like C++ vs JAVA, C++ vs Python, C++ vs Elixir?
All languages are best in their own specific use-cases. So why we need to compare all this stuff?
Or might be I am wrong.19 -
Why the fuck do some developers think it's cool or cute to name their software after genitalia?
Some of these tossers really need to grow up.12 -
We really need a upperline. Why we have a underline, but no upperline? Also, ASCII-Art would look much better.2
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Bash
Has pretty much everything you may need, except for a TCP/UDP server functionality.
I mean, if it has a built-in TCP client -- why not create simplistic TCP server?
WHY???21 -
Jesus fuck. Why does anyone thing you need a factory pattern when you have only one single class you create...5
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Unreal Engine + third party library adventures part2:
now we gotta parse everything from unreal formats, to the library formats, than back to unreal again... sigh. Why can't it just use normal data formats like everybody else? I mean, come on, strings, ints, vectors etc. they all have standart libraries. why does unreal need to make their own shiet out of it. Just why...1 -
i really hate writing boilerplate just for showing this animated sprites.
(i know my drawing is bad, that's why i need graphic designer)
1 -
Every single time I try and watch a coding related video on YouTube at the start I hear
'You need a website? Why not do it yourself..'
And I always respond with a sarcastic,
'Uh..why don't you go fuck yourself'
If you know...you know..3 -
Installing a software on Linux can be such a pain sometimes....
This software needs a dependency, which needs another, which in turn needs another......
I mean if you already know you need it, go install it yourself. Why do I need to do everything manually?
And no. A simple apt get install won't work. You need a third party dependency which adds the package to the repository and some other stuff before you can do anything.
Why? Just why?2 -
I need some help with this, why is HR in most of the company are arsehole? They think they are superior?11
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I was wondering why my td wasn't the correct size so I opened dev tools... Now I need to fix another bug...
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What in the hell is a fucking phone manager, and why, or for what would I need something to manage MY goddamn phone?
15 -
A power to convince my manager of the stuff or time I need to develop and why isn't most things "just an hour's job"!1
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Serious dumb thoughts.
Why do we need different languages when we can make changes or build libraries for one and make it better.8 -
Damn. Why didn't I find out about qutebrowser earlier??! Fast, can display my websites, vim keybindings. And I don't need that fuck fucking RAM!!! Where hyped1
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if ($I->stillAwake()) {
sleep (60*60*5);
$I->setZombieMode(true);
if (!$Office->coffeeAvailable()) {
die();
}
}2 -
I spent 20 minutes looking at my Java if statement wondering why it's not working as intended:
if (word == "ABC")
I need some sleep/more coffee 🙃3 -
I need counseling to fix the distrust in my life.
Distrust of official documentation.
Why can't I trust it works the way they claim? The pain it causes...2 -
Nvidia. Why the fucking hell do I need to sign in to my Nvidia account to install drivers? I fucking hate your proprietary bullshit agenda!8
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Just heard about Malbolge and I just need to ask...why???
How border do you need to be to make something like this? And why?
I mean I heard about brainfuck , small and huh? before, but this is some next level shit4 -
Is there a good technical reason to not allow passwords to contain special characters? My isp does this and I need to know why.10
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Dear League of Legends,
WHY IS YOUR MAC CLIENT STILL IN BETA SINCE I STARTED PLAYING 2 or 3 YEARS AGO?
AND WHY DO I NEED TO TRY 20 TIMES TO OPEN IT AND IF I START A GAME IT CRASHES AFTER 5MIN IN-GAME5 -
Phoning salespersons:
Me: "we need a new VoIP solution for our office."
Sales: "we're certified"
Me: "we need a new VoIP solution for our office."
Sales: "YOUR WHOLE IT INFRASTRUCTURE IS OUTDATED, UPGRADE ASAP!"
This is why I prefer mails so much over telephoning.2 -
New favorite statement/question: "OK, but WHY?"
When co-workers want access to something, when clients request stupid features, when clients say almost anything really.
If you can't tell me why, then I probably don't need to waste my time on it.1 -
Why did people upgrade to windows 10 its such a piece of shit, sticking to windows 7 then if i feel like i need to on linux it is.3
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Co-worker: Please finish and push your frontend asap, I need that to start working on the backend.
Me: Why aren't you using Postman?
Cw: I don't like it.6 -
Why the hell does this installer need to run tests for about an hour, when I only want to install the update?????
4 -
Fucking Kubernetes tutorials on youtube. I still have no clue on why. I just get the how.
Fucking explain why we need it in the first place!19 -
Feeling like shit, tired, stressed and then going into a performance review where aparently im far exceeding what i need to do. Makes me wonder why i need to feel like this, i dont really feel excited although there was positive news.. I think i need sleep1
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Why do i keep forgetting the definition of important stuff when i need to explain that shit to my peers
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I'd tech Computer Science. You would think that we wouldn't need that anymore, but we would need it more than ever. We would never be safe with a superior intelligence! That's why we voted trump after all. ;)1
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AAARRRRGGHHHHHHH
I am so frustrated right now. Why can't a single thing happen peacefully.
Why are there zillions of hurdles in everything that's need to be done.
Existing is painfully expensive.6 -
I’m not sure why my dev tools feels the need to change warnings to a foreign language, but thanks Chrome!
9 -
Why is every dev obsessed with dark themes? I feel like I NEED to like them as well to fit in. :/10
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Why Microsoft update is fucking cancer ? Each time you need something fast ohhh shit ! Update.... Now i love my sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade !1
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Another student pushed code to Github. Asked why there wasn't a single comment. He said there was no need since he used good names for his variables... *sigh*
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Why would they add a reason for downvoting but no reason for upvoting? Why would they make it harder to dislike something but like something? I mean, why would they? WHY DO THE APPLICATION NEED A REASON SO THAT I COULD DOWNVOTE SOMEONE
WHY
WHY7 -
Everytime I try to use company-wide libraries, I need to do damn reverse engineering. Why the fuck they don't put actual examples on the documentation!
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Can somebody please explain to me why I need to be an expert at witchcraft & dark magic just to merge 2 SVN branches. And why the fuck anybody still uses SVN when there's git.5
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Why does ppl think that Saturday Sunday means u need to go out and only then u can enjoy ur life...11
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Fear.
Fear rules the world.
Why coercion? Because control. Why control? Because it gives better chances of survival. Why survival? Because fear of death is hardwired into us.
Why greed? Because money. Why money? Because wen day is dark, you need money to pay your way out. If you lose your job, you’ll still have money. It’s fear yet again.10 -
Need help. Explain why assembly code is wrong.
C code:
long f(long n) {return n + 1} ;
Assembly:
f:
movq rdi, rbp
addq $1, rbp
movq rbp, rax
ret6 -
Why hospitals,trains,banks and others use this stupid vulnerable OS called Windows and why the hell they need to be connected to the public internet?
Heck I even think Microsoft does one hand with hackers.8 -
When I need to ask my boss something...
Jesus... This guy explains you 3 HOURS long on why you need this cable and why you cant use another one, and he wants you to write it down... Every. Single. Word...3 -
Me: uses MS Edge with Strict tracking prevention
Every website: "Please disable AdBlock"
Why are you so fricken sensitive?
I need to get an anti-anti-adblock.2 -
Why Unity, why did you decide to need a graphic card from 3080 to run smoothly?!?! Even in low graphics configuration...3
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not used to this on windows
Operation Successful...
Why do professors need .doc files? Pdf works too. I don't know how to use windows. Give me linux.
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What's the fuckin point when a language makes you call the constructor of a parent class in the child class before you can use the inherited items?
Why do I need to call `super()` every time in my constructors? Why can't this be automatic?7 -
Why do people even need anything more than 100Mbps at home?
Are you guys running data centers at home?33 -
fyi: Neither getProductPrice, nor getProductPrice1 exist.
Btw why was it needed to create this alias function only for calling the other one.
Also, getProductPrice2 is 1.2 KLOC long.
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MICROSOFT WHY THE FUCK I NEED TO WAIT FOR ETERNITY FOR YOUR PIECE OF SHIT MYCROFTHOLMES FUCKFICE -2007 SHITSTALLER TO APPLY UPDATES
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- Need a module to work with PDFs
- npm install
- But wait, that requires some dependencies
- And those dependencies require more dependencies
- Python not found
- Issues with env variables and wsl
*Bajillion hours later*
- poppler-qt5 not found
What the hecc is a poppler and why do I need it?
:/11 -
Why?? just why is it that analytics engineer requires SQL and talking to product managers?
Where is the whole corporate chain when you need one?4 -
Why somebody would think that allocate huge amount of objects in the static memory make any sense?? Why??? You need to allocate a bloody database context and all the allocation of your IOC containers and keep increasing!!!
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Why do some people need to stick their finger in my screen to show something? Just point it and I'll understand alright4
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Dear Instagram api, why do you need to review my app/client for displaying public posts by people? I mean people public-ed them.3
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Ok devs, need your help a little bit. Planning on buying a laptop. I'm confused between these two:
1) System76 Serval WAS
2) MacBook pro
Which one should I get and why? Need your opinion. Also, open to any other suggestions.4 -
Why when adding payment method (debit card) in Google Play it requires home address?
Why i need shipment address for a digital app?2 -
So I finally managed to hit full disk capacity. 0 free bytes.
WHY DO YOU NEED FREE SPACE TO UNINSTALL STUFF WTF15 -
Normalize asking "but why do i need docker" for an app that is literally just an executable + database.9
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Why the fuck is it so hard to write a simple bash script. Syntax so strange and so many symbols you need to know. If you need to do calculations with floating point numbers, the mess is perfect.11
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Can someone explain Scrum to me, like everything, what it is, why it's used, why it's effective, cases where it isn't effective, what the roles are etc, I've tried to understand it online but to no avail (need a childish explanation I guess)14
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Mobile... Anime games take 2-3gb of data these days... Wtf....
No wonder need larger storage... But seriously...
Guess apps are no different... Why the fuck does a minute app like Facebook need 300mb to install... Even with all the spyware....23 -
Emacs.
I dunno why but I feel at home while using Emacs. It is like, it provides everything I need.1 -
Tell me again why you need 2TB to store "history" in 300GB text files on the same drives that hold the functioning database files.
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I love Azure. But WHY do I need to add vCores SQL for more logs/io ?
Why is it even limited ?
So no, I won't add 350$/month for 1 more vCore just for some more Mbits of log io bandwich
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So I just had to look up, what a "Deeplink" actually is.. Why the fuck do we need a word for this and why is it only used by marketers.5
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If I had a Dev superpower, that would be: Never need to sleep.
Why? That would enable me to finish all my work in time! -
Native Android Java/Kotlin I got covered but I need to go multi platform mobile. Your choice, why and why not?...
- React native
- Flutter
- Adobe Air
- phoneGap/Cordova
- Xamarin
- another?12 -
Why do PMs always think that comments/commit messages > the actual code?
If I need to know why it's coded that way, I need to check the code.
I get you want to know what's going on, but seriously, don't make me rewrite the code in English. You already know the ticket it's for and have the summary as the PR message (especially for code that the character changes can be counted on 1 hand)14 -
Why the fuck is react so fucking verbose? Why the fuck in almost every single file i need to use dispatch=useDispatch(), why the fuck do i even need to import React from react, like, holy fuck, figure this shit yourself, you're digesting the files anyway.5
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My computer's performance plummets when there's no internet. Why the fuck do you need the internet to work?! Just how much data are you sending to the NSA?!2
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Why the f**k youtube keeps showing me TOTALLY WHITE youtube premium ad in my dark mode?
Do I need to buy premium just for this shit?7 -
I have coded in Java from like two years but just now out of nowhere a thought came to my mind.
Why do we need to use "java SomeClass" to run code of SomeClass and why not "java SomeClass.class" ? What difference does it make? 🤔 -
Fucking Fluent NHibernate with it's stupid fucking explicit empty constructors. WHY? JUST FUCKING USE THE DEFAULT CONSTRUCTOR YOU MONG LIBRARY!!! And also, why the holy fuck do my field setters need to be PROTECTED INSTEAD OF PRIVATE??? WHY THE FUCK?
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me: can you help me debug this issue in our artifactory server?
ops: we don't manage that server. devs do
me: can I get access to manage that server?
ops: why would you need access??
me: to manage server ಠ_ಠ
ops: exactly what commands you will need?
me: ಠ_ಠ -
why is it that all scripting languages have a disgusting syntax with begin/end/function keywords. anyone knows the reason behind this grammar choices ... i need maah {}3
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It is now 5PM!!! Weekend begins!!!
Now why do I feel like I need a weekend after only working 3 days this week though...1 -
Thank you weed.
I finally spent around 1 hour to set uo perfect levels. (for me at least).
Why, why I alays need to set up everything ? Why can't I just thing be....
1 -
Why does React have dependency arrays in all hooks if they basically always need to be filled with every single dependency? Just figure this shit out yourself, eslint can do this, why can't react?1
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When your boss says this is the cause, it must the cause. No, you don't need logs, you don't need any investigation, you don't need any proof to support why this is the cause. You don't have to provide alternative suggestions or any testing... Because he must be right! Just fix it the way he told you!
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So i need about a half a yearly budget of some smaller EU state to try out everything on AWS, a fu***g satellite ground station for example... I don't know why should i do with it but i need it2
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People need respect other people’s time, you set up a meeting 2 minutes before and you wonder why I am not attending 🤦🏿
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Aaaaghh this google chrome is killing me, why you always freezing when i really fucking need you right at the time2
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Unable to give detailed explanation of how my code works. Like why do I need to explain as long it works 😏4
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PowerShell - Why do you need separate modules for reading and writing YAML? Spent half a day trying to merge to GitHub projects to support ConvertFrom-YAML and ConvertTo-YAML
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What non-technical qualities does a software engineer need to be successful?... Attitude? Communication skills? Vision? Teamwork? Passion?... What do you think? And why?5
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Why am I feeling that QA always have some attitude?
I observe this for quite sometime now that they can’t communicate! They are mean , sarcastic and passive aggressive. Couldn’t they just have explain the bug and why needed to be fixed.
Why there’s a need of condescending people? Couldn’t people just FUCKING COMMUNICATE?!11 -
Sent a User Story link to a senior that he had requested (10+ years of exp)...
Me: Sir, why do we need this US?
Him: Why
Me: Yes sir, why do we need that?
Him: Yes, that's what I'm asking you, why do we need this?
Me: But sir I asked first 🙄1 -
Why can't Jira support standard markdown (as defined by Daring Fireball / John Gruber et al)?
Why does it need an own markup syntax and even fail with it. Using ticks ` for code once worked, now it lets the first tick stay, eats the first code character and highlights it as code. Just why?!6 -
What is the meson build system and why did you need to break your cmake files in order to support it -_-
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Apparently you need to enable the basic zoom in feature of mouse wheel up + ctrl in intellij. Why isn't it turned on by default? Arghhh4
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Turing Talk 2019 - Engineering a fair future: Why we need to train unbiased AI
https://facebook.com/10006494058014...
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Fuck Korn shell and it's stupid ass syntax.
Like why do you need a space after "if" and the curly bracket it's own line to execute -
Why tha fuck doesnt spring boot integrate with with eclips
why tha fuck do i need to run another instance of an editor -
OMG, I already need to decide if they need to have the data as referential (ActiveAndroid) or entity-based (Realm).
Why the crap doesn't the new project give me the functional requirements yet so that I can decide at a high-level? This is stressful.
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