Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

I know people who need this!

Rant, why do people think if you are a dev you must know anything tech related ...

When you're surrounded by people who don't even know how to Google simple problem

The only thing hard about working with Git is working with people who don't know Git

Google searching should be a school subject. There is so much people that dont know how to use it

You know what I hate? When people don't listen to me.
You know what I love? When shit blows up in their faces because they didn't listen to me

I've always find it weird when people said "You never know how much you love something until it gone"

Until i broke my keyboard's Left CTRL.

I'm creating a website and I'm thinking: Wow, I use html, css, javacript and python, I'm awesome! Then I see what other people know: shit, I'm not awesome...
Programmer: the more you know, the more modest you become...

I got two motivations to improve myself
1. To earn more
2. To distance myself from stupid people who don't know what they are doing

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems." - Jamie Zawinski

When people want to know what you're doing and you know they wouldn't understand so you're just like 'Nothing...'

You know what really grinds my gears?
People who think wi-fi == the internet

Why do people at bus stations not know how a queue works...

What people say : My computer is a mess and it works damn slow.

What I hear : I don't know fuck about using a computer

people should know..

I know people who need this.

i know tons of people doing this

Confession.

I am sorry.

I don't know if I am doing the right or the wrong thing.

I never shared devRant with people I know because of three things.

1. I don't want to infect this community with cancerous people.

2. I only have a few friends.

3. People I know have no interest in programming (still in college).

When a company emails 8000 + employees asking 3 people not to be disturbed in DevOps for 3 weeks. You know those 3 people have been screwed over by unrealistic deadlines.

My VS Code extension just got 100 downloads! It just makes me so happy to know that people like what I've made. ☺️

when people think you know everything...

I'm starting to think people don't know what the word "decentralized" means.

For all those who hard coded 2017 in their code don't forget to update it 😋

PS. I actually know people who have

I think I just completely ruined the day of a guy I know.

I thought I was funny and told him to "rm -rf --no-preserve-root /"

I thought people know this. Fml. I am so sorry

You know that scene in IT Crowd where they thank everyone else but the IT people ... It's as true today as it was then

!rant

Yes! finally 4588 people got fed. I am targeting 10k of people. Get free food from my food bank. Previously people dont know where to get it , now they know it from my platform.

It is so satisfying to see people help the needy get food and groceries.

All of us can do this, as Malaysian government fuck themselves, the rest of us citizens can help each other...

People, please understand
1GB != 1024MB
1GB == 1000MB
1GiB != 1024MB
1GiB == 1024MiB

The MebiByte, GibiByte, KibiByte and others "biByte"s were defined at the end of XX century. How can be possible that people (I mean people which study/teach informatics, electronics or something similar) still don't know what is it?

MRW young people don't know what a floppy disk is

Let us celebrate #SuicidePreventionDay

People should know that developers has been supporting this for ages

Do you ever feel like devs are the last people to know requirement changes, design changes, etc? And yet are the people who actually have to make the thing and ship it on time...

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use multithreading".

Nowthhw tpe yawre o oblems.

Off to an interview with a design agency I didn't apply because of people who I don't know referred me.

Wish me good luck!

Don't you hate it when business people think they know everything about the technical side?

I now know why people don't write tests.

Been trying to get started with React unit tests for weeks now.

Hope Driven Development FTW.

Being on devRant genuinely scares me. I mean, I know C#, Entity Framework, basic SQL, basic HTML (who doesn't?) and some Angular, but most people here know so,so much more. Maker me feel quite dumb :/

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems." - Jamie Zawinski

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use threads" – and then two they hav erpoblems.

People that don't know what you do, think you're just a lazy introvert that sits on the computer all day

Just heard a sales girl in IT store telling a customer that some screen has much better "smoothing of sharpness". OMG

"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems."
-Jamie Zawinski

Why is it that people that can't program always seem to think they know how long it should take you?

Network Address Translation (NAT). Rooted so deep, most people don't even know it's a hack

Yeah GDPR emails are annoying, but you know what's worse? People complaining about GDPR emails!
And you know what's worse than that?
People complaining about people complaining about GDPR emails
And you know what's worse than that?
...

DevRant is the best. I just gave Imgur another try. It still makes me depressed and loose faith in humanity. All those stupid people. DevRant is much better. Here we have smart people that know how to approach problems and understand jokes.

You know you are working with British people when you see $colours instead of $colors 🇬🇧🇺🇸

Do you see the same ranters again and again? I begin to ‘know’ some of these people.

LinkedIn feels like:
- be bombarded with recruiters messaging you
- people you don't know bragging about joining a company
- more people you don't know sharing useless advice for tons of corporate crap

Is just me or anyone feels the same?

I could’ve cleaned it up but we all know desks aren’t naturally as clean as people make them for these types of photos...

I know some people doing this!

Not a software bug but an organisational bug...

Employees holding the door to other people so they can come into a secured building without using their identity badges.

I look like an asshole everytime I refuse to let people I don't know in because most people let them in...

People who know basics of HTML, CSS and start searching for the web developer Jobs are the same people who buys a pencil and assumes that he is an artist 😀

me: I will major in CS so I can work with computers, not people

narrator: But little did he know...

Remember people:

If you never make mistakes, nobody will know what you do in a company.

Our clients don't know anything about development. Our account manager doesn't know anything about development. For people who don't know a lot about development, the word "script" gets thrown around WAY too much. It makes me cringe.

I know a LOT of people like it...but NodeJS...I still don't know why it's here.

When you have been anonymously voted for the team leader and you know only two names from your 80 people class.

Well, I guess all the Linux folks are going to know what I am talking about. Do you know this feeling (Yes, you know. Don't tell me anything.) when you use Linux and nobody else uses Linux in your Work/School. And these people come to you and say.

Stupid people : Oh! You use Linux. That's bullshit!
Me : No it's not. It doesn't do 24/7 updates like Windows.
Stupid people : No, Linux is bullshit you don't have money for Windows. And Linux can't run professional Applications.

Unfortunately there is no medicine that cures dumbness. Just saying ...
I'd rather stay not dumb like these people instead of buying another Windows license.

Me: I don't know why people hate CSS so much. It works fine for me 😑

Inner me: Liar, Liar, Pants on fire 🔥 😂

To all the people migrating from github to gitlab, just so you know gitlab is hosted on azure.

Why don't people like Java? With only a year of AP comp sci for experience, I don't know enough about it to say I do or don't like it. But it's widely used, and is an official language of Android. Are the people hating on Java just people that don't use it? Or is there something about Java that people just genuinely despise?

If you know Fortran and are familiar with fluid dynamics, NASA has a challenge out for people to optimize some of their Fortran code.

A little gratitude would be most appreciated when you work like ~24 hours non-stop! The people have a life too you know!

So people in my class don't know how to copy & paste with the keyboard. Most are 13 y/o and it's actually sad :D

You know how people say insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result? Those people have never done different things and gotten the same result.

Hate it when people call themselves a Web Backend developer and all they know is POST and GET method.😡

Will people who know nothing about IT stop pretending they know better than you

Working with people who don't use and refuse to use keyboard shortcuts.

I DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS

I know it's been said more than enough on here, but CODING != HACKING. GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE.

People know that things are getting serious when you open up a new twitter account for your personal project.

I was drunk at a party and so was this guy, that I knew from scouting and who knew that I was capable of programming, even tho he very clearly disagreed with my choice in language.
We started talking about this new system that we (all scouts in Denmark) have to use and he told me how his work was affected by the fact that this systems API is the purest of shit.
He told me that he would really like someone to help him with his work, cause right now he was alone. They were looking for someone new, but for some reason the boss wanted a new guy to have 5 years of experience in Java... Which they don't use.
So he got my information and would put in a good word for me

This is how protest against corruption happens in India :|

Thank god, government people know 'C' 😀

It will never stop happening... people who don't know shit about code, assuming some conclusion and giving their opinions on software.

You know what irks me is whenever people ask me how to do something without Googling it first.

Like ffs whenever I Google the same issue because I don't know the answer either, it's literally the first fucking result. Like damn bruh.

I don't mind helping people at all, but please at least try to be an adult and Google the fucking question first.

*At a dorm gathering*

Me: I think I’m gonna head back to my room, I don’t know what to do here

Friend: Come on, meet people! Socialize!

Me: *sighs* Fine

You know you’re a nerd when...

SSH is the most basic thing a web developer should know.

Some people are just lazy to learn something and all they do is give hard time to other people.

"I'm not very smart with computers"

Why do people say that? Obviously you may not know 100% of what you can do with a computer, but NO ONE does! I get that some people know slightly more than others, but it all comes down to how much time you put into learning it!

And how do you even respond to that? "I know, I'm dumb." You can't ignore it or affirm it, you just have to awkwardly acknowledge and then change the subject. Ugh...

People like to have "sent from my iPhone" or "sent from my Android" and I set mine to "sent from my PDP-7." Surprised the older people I work with that I even know what that is lol.

Don't trust people. Especially if they say: "No Problem, I'll invest enough time to make x happen"

But in general. Don't trust people until you know them very well.

I'm not smart, I know how to use things built by smart people.

Windows responds faster than some people I know 🤖

We all know French people are known for their strikes and throwing down work.. but windows 3.1 still running at Orly airport? Do people even work?

Best selling AirPods accessory:

a cord, or something that will keep them toghether.

You know kinda like some people use with their glasses...

Know your shit people!

I reckon in other countries people are generally nicer... In England ... We are all assholes. Even when we know we are wrong.

Professor: "I've been using java for many, many years and know close to everything."

Student: "How do I compile my code on the unix server?"

Professor: "uhh.... I don't know."

Let's start hiring people who actually know what they're doing.

2016 and people still don't know how to write commit messages.

Why people call themselves "fullstack developer" if they only know PHP and JavaScript?

It pains me to know that a lot of people out there who code haven't even heard of a version control system

Just tell me why are the people who don't even know how to use computer properly, Studying Computer Science..

I really don't know how LinkedIn works. The whole concept of connecting with random people is very weird. Pls explain.

Working on group assignments with people who don't know how to use GitHub is such a pain in the...

@dFox ++'d 2 of my rants, I don't know why, but apparently people find that a big deal

When people give a bad review on your app because they dont know how to use it, they dont know what it is, and they don't bother reading the description.

I am so fucking sick of people being such shits to people who don't know things. Ignorance is not a sin.

I hate when people make posts and use emojis that my phone doesn't know about.

I'm looking at people like you @varEnigmatic.

Algo strikes very often or people just continue to repost the same things... maybe I know the answer. 🤔

Small pet peeves is when people **use** `formatting` on _sites_ they KNOW DONT SUPPORT IT.

Ya know what I hate? People who always find an excuse to let people know about their problems or if they are vegan.

Every time I'm like, THANKS! DIDN'T ASK!

Some people don't know shit about blockchain but behave as if they know everything. 😂😂

Should I just not tell people I know Java, so I never have to do it? :/

Meetings. I don't know how management people get anything done, but the time I spend in meetings counts completely opposite, in terms of productivity.

I hate when people ask you to find their deleted files. Fucking people! It is like asking an architech to recover something from their trash bin. People are idiots that don't want to learn. Some people think that they know a lot of computing and barely can power on they monitors. At this level of average stupidity, people should get licenses to use computers.

People who tell me they hate PHP, though when I ask said person whether he's used PHP all he can answer is "maybe once".

Don't hate on a language if you have barely even used it

Do people still “surf the web”?
I know I do but most people go straight to social media..

When your Boss openly refers to projects as Micro-sites to the client, devaluing the scope of work, and being completely unaware of the actual scope of work, which is essentially a twitch platform, to be built on wordpress, with integration to Power Point Dock, and a live chat queue

When a marketing / sales person says in a meeting with executives that our current infrastructure can handle 300.000 new customers easily. (We're at 90 ATM).

Mfw I'm the techie in the room and aware of our non-scaling mysql DB.

People have a hard time realizing we do have to cover (at least try) all the possibilities... Yes ma'am I do have to know everything beforehand...

Ask questions!
Know people who can help you understand!

I wonder sometimes whether people in Silicon Valley know how the rest of the world thinks about and acts on technology. I mean, I know they do to a degree, but is there anyone else besides me that thinks it’s kind of an “ivory tower” existence over there, with people chasing the latest shiny thing regardless of if people want or need it?

So if anyone has visited slant.co they will know the website is overrun with this shit...

What the flying fuck is wrong with these people?

People who code should know how to build a computer for themselves

Tell people you know how to code - they always have nice ideas for "new and innovative" apps and want you to code for them ;D

There are 3 type of people.

-Those who don't know what i am talking about
-Those who don't care what i am talking about
-Those who know ascii and 3 means 3

To all the privacy conscious people

Does anyone know your/one of your password(s)?

When you have to lock down #general in #slack because people cant be responsible.

Then get stuck making #bs-general and other #bs prefixed channels so that people know if they join them they will be annoyed.

So after joining devRant I discovered that some people have an issue with people touching "their code"...

This hasn't been a problem anywhere I've ever worked, with any person (that I know of).

Is this a vocal minority, or have I somehow avoided this subset of people through sheer luck?

Starting out as a developer: I don't know why people are so stingy about tags on Stack overflow

Now: This guy tagged this question with SQL Server but is asking about Postgres I don't know how to help this guy out

I started turning up here cause I find it very relieving to rant about my problems and know that people are indeed listening. bless y’all.

When two people who don't know shit about computers start trying to troubleshoot each others' problems

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use threads' - and then two they hav erpoblesms.

People who dont know shit about technology and dont know how much work is required to make a product are commenting on how software should be made. (Pure management background people not even senior level).
- PS. Im fine with management people with tech background.

Been watching some videos on Algorithms and my mind bleeds. Do people who know this stuff really calculate complexities for each method they write?

I visit devrant to be more clever in life. Sad. I know. And I know 99.9 percent of the people I know won't care.

Micromanagement SUCKS. I don't know why people think it's the best way to do things.

I don't know why some people hate PHP, I mean maybe there are some stuff that may annoy you but personally I think it's cool language.

You know the truth will upset people.

I mean I'm trying to answer React, Typescript, mobX, Node.js related questions on stackoverflow, 1Q/day.

You know who is pathetic? People who turn off comments after they get negative feedback on something they posted

Project name - "JIRA 2.0"
Description - JIRA seems to not be informing people in our company about much of anything right now. Engineers don't know how to find anything. PMs don't know when things are shipping.

Me: JIRA, you had 1 job!

I am working on a project which I want to make open source. The problem is, I have never launched any open source project and I do not know any platform to reach people (I am not talking about hosting the project, I am talking about making people know, use and take part in the project). I believe this project will help a lot of people who works on IoT, chat services or distributed real time servers.

Can anyone help? Thanks in advance.

Giving up expectations of people.

People don't know what the fuck they want, so what made me think they could actually deliver anything? Idk, but it doesn't matter now, my life has been easier since I stopped caring.

I Fucking hate people!!!!!

Im not a nazi but i hate people.!

I hate every one! White， blqck， yellow， beige， purple and dont get me started on the orange ones!!!

I hate people woth physical disabilities， i hate people with mental disabilities， hell i hate people who hate disabilities.

I hate people.

I hate people who are isually good but only occasionnaly bad， i hate people who are bad， i also hate people who are nice bur dont know shit about coding.

I hate emos as well even if i sound like one.

I juse hate people and for that i hate myself....

Makes me want to listent to tayler swift no shit.

So many programmers... So few people that know how to use vi

Hey devs! I'm new here and I don't know any people on this network, wanna talk about things?

Complaining about people not understanding basic python syntax but I also don't know even know how to use fucking scratch.

I hate it when people say to you "your website isn't working!" During school.

Yes I know that I'm the one who made it not work.

I don't know why people love taking pictures of their monitor screens, use a decent screenshot tool or just your inbuilt utility tool FFS -_-

Why people diss php when they don't know about php7 and awesomeness like laravel..
Framework for artists indeed

Do we actually know how many people there are on devRant?
Just wondering to see which percent of the community liked the top posts.

Deploying your stuff and watch people use it.
Now i know why i like this work again.

Elon Musk doesn’t know what consequences his plan has 🤨

Musk: I‘m putting people on Mars!
Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support 😑

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there

always free your pointers people.
what's worse is when you preach that to people and end up being the one who leaves dangling pointers everywhere

woop memory overflowed
woop woop system crashes and you dont know why
woop woop woop sometimes it doesnt crash and you dont know why

Sometimes it feel like I'm being awkward, not awkward to normal people but awkward to awkward people. Something Like double awkward. The irony is that, I fucking know I'm being super weird. I just prey for that moment to pass as soon as possible.

Want to start a open source project, but don't know what to start with. Specially don't know how to involve people or share the idea. Any help?

Why the hell people add me on LinkedIn for like no reason? Why do people do that?

I mean, "John Doe wants to connect". Ok, let's see, maybe I know him... "John Doe, Chemical Engineer living in Argentina"

WTH man? I don't know you, I don't work with chemicals, I don't live near Argentina, and we do not have anyone in common!

Unless you're a recruiter; if I don't know you and you don't specify why you wanna connect with me, I'll ignore your request.

I was out so I left my son to be watched over by the only people I trust and know.
#justKiddin

I have a question for you guys. What level of education tends to be required to get a good dev job?

I've seen some people say bachelor's degree, I've seen some people say it doesn't matter much. I really don't fucking know. I'm in my senior year of high school and I need to know what exactly I'm gonna fucking do with my life.

I know a lot of people disagree with modern art, but fuck me, at least we got away from this ugly shit.

Worst part of being a dev?
When people know what we do, they start asking to fix their 📱 and 💻.

If I die within the next week, please know it wasn't stress but people annoying me to death with their infuriating mix of ignorance and stupidity.

Fucking hell WordPress is shit. I don't know how people use it. I had enough with it.

Would you connect with people you don't know on LinkedIn? Why or why not?

People who don't know anything about programming after playing watch dogs 2: "I AM A HACKING GOOOOOOOOD!"

Calls. Every 30 minutes. Why?! Do people know about cool stuff like chat?!

is it just me or do people with a CS degree know way less than those who don't have a degree at all?

How do you deal with having too much work on your back but still wanting to help people around you, because you know they are good people and trying their best but they also have too much work to do?

So, there are actually people with a BSc in CSc that don't even know how to clear their browser's temporary files and cookies...

I know people like to rant about Apple removing ports, but it was a great day for a great cable standard yesterday!

Why is supporting Windows Server 2003 in the project requirements?!?! Isn't that like fucking 13 years ago?!?! The support for it has even ended like 3 years ago. Also, why are people using Windows to host their servers? Do people know what Linux is???

I know it's been said in a comic before but..

The power to punch people over standard TCP/IP

Assume other people know what they are doing. Since I don't know what I'm doing, why would they know what they are doing?

I hate when people use error, bug and glitch interchangeably. They are all different things people. Stop using such technical words if you don't even know their meanings.

People that contact me through LinkedIn trying to sell me some marketing shit or asking me about some issue with the service provided by a company that I started but with which I don't have any relation whatsoever since October 2016, which by the way is pretty clearly stated in my LinkedIn profile,…

DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING READ??? Stop pestering me about that company. I don't have anything to do with it, I can't do anything about it and, even if I could, I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO.

The people in my office love these MX Blue's and I really don't know why. Any pointers?

I don't understand how after decades, people who know what they're doing don't disable automatic updates as one of the first actions on a newly installed windows machine. People moan about it on here like they don't know.

Some people really know how to get on my fkg nerves

I'm very curious how people know some many programming languages and I can't even learn one?

I just hate it when people dont know tools of their profession!
You are a dev..... Learn git goddamnit!
You are a frontend dev.... Know SASS and various other tools that will make your and people around you's life easier.
You are a backend dev.... Know how to use linux and know which tool to use to make the app faster.....
Or else dont talk to me and leave me alone.

some of the smartest people I know are about to fail a CS bachelor's

what the absolute fuck is up with Hungarian higher education

In my opinion people hate JavaScript just because it's different from other languages.
Why people hate coercion? It's useful if you know how to use it. Or dynamic typing.
What's your opinion about?

Unfortunately, due to my recent decision to only connect with people I know, it means I get a lot of those “Do you know this person?” pop-ups when I hit ignore. And because I’m a lyric person, it also means every time I deal with someone I don’t know, my brain goes:

“I don’t know him!”
“Peter, don’t you know what you have saaaaaaid? You’ve gone and cuuuut him dead.”

"I want to create an app that rates other people. That way law enforcement officials know whether or not to trust them"

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Finally! The most incompetent C-level has decided to leave the company. He did fire most of the old dev team & a lot of other people and employed people he already knew.

I think he did fire around 20-25 people and hired new people or people he know. Our company cosists of 40 employees :D

This is how I know people are active.

I don't know if on the outside it seems like I know my shit and I know what I'm doing or not, but on the inside, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. I'm just going with my gut and hoping for the best and I don't know if people are actually falling for that or not.

Pluralsight said I'm in the 85th percentile of people who know JavaScript and therefore I'm an ”Expert"

So now I walk around like, "bro do you even know how to pass a callback?" 😏

I can count the number of people who know the difference between pod install and pod update on one hand.

People talk about others last words, but we all know that our last code would be much more interesting 😇

That feeling you get when you realize that most people don't know what your doing and assume you're "hacking the mainframe"

Lot of people asking my real Identity 🙄 Let's see who can figure out my real name. There are couple exceptions who already know me. So please don't comment if you already know. 😅

Specter and Meltdown. Remember those guys?
Well I'm curious if anyone know of some articles that talk about someone successfully using the hack. Because you know people hate updates and now I want to know if anyone has paid the price of not doing their due diligence.

Google thinks that they know how to teach people "UX" - hahahhaha

Come on man...

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

Too much division fellow devs.

We will never know world peace until 3 people can look each other in the eye...Simultaneously

Youtu.be/UjVoJn7BWdY

How do you rant when people you know in real life have found you on devrant?

i don’t know how people have so much patience towards other people. people are the most annoying creatures alive. can’t change my mind.

I don't know why people love to point the finger at notebook's screen and left the finger print behind

HeY lOoK, mOsT PeOpLe DoN't KnOw HoW tO uSe ChAtGpT,

hErE ArE 10 wAyS YoU cAN uSE iT BeTtEr.

I would rant about my life right now i i know people wouldnt understand the problem that Im facing right know.

"Nah. Post it we wanna help, it cant be that bad" - nope i just say nope

"I know HTML5 and CSS3"

Is it anyone else's experience that when people claim to know HTML[5] and CSS[3] they usually know neither HTML nor CSS well enough to be of any use?

Myself, I know HTML4.01Transitional//EN

Is there a speedrun for ++'d I don't know about??

Too many screenshots people too many

And when you as a developer, market yourself, you are not doing anything bad. If you truly believe that you know your stuff and you are someone who can bring value to people, there is nothing wrong to let people know that. You would actually help them

The only good use of WhatsApp status is that you get to know people still have your number saved in their phone! 😂

I hate people. I show them devrant or try to abstract a problem to a everyday problem people still reply with "I don't know computers" ignorant fucks.

Boo-Leen or Boo-Li-An ?

You can say the answer is obvious but i know of people who pronounce either of both.

Very tired of people that turn around to me and say “this is sales, you have to know your audience, it’s not based on truth and logic”... basically an excuse for telling outright lies and expecting me to pick up the pieces when reality bites and the lies come back to haunt them, all for the sake of “closing the deal”

Do you ever overcomplicate an explanation to make things sound harder, because you know that explaining a hard thing simply makes them sound easy to people who just don't know?

!dev

People that call you, get to voicemail and, instead of leaving you a message (especially if it's something important), just hang up.

Why is it so hard for people to just leave a message saying “Hi, I'm ${PERSON} and I'm calling you because of ${REASON}, to let you know that ${WHATEVER}. Please call back”?

I don't know if it's like that in your respective countries, but here in Spain people seem to have a phobia of leaving voicemails and it's fucking annoying.

I honestly don't know how people use Apple products. I feel like Apple is so limited. I don't know maybe I am wrong because I have used nothing but Android my whole life....

When you're standing at the window, you smell like other people are barbecuing and you know your toast is almost done.