When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Today I learned: typing "man ascii" into the terminal on Linux will print out the ascii table.
Guess I don't need to go online to find it anymore

When you go to type portal.office.com and pornhub.com appears in the auto fill on a clients computer..

My 7 year old sister: Why do you always use the duck? Go on google.

Me: Because Google spies on you.

Sister: How??

Me: *too tired to explain* by magic. Whatever you go on, they'll know.

Sister: *shocked expression* WHAT? *proceeds to ask a million questions.*

Sister: What do I do now?

Me: Use the duck (she calls ddg "the duck.")

Then a few hours later, I saw her playing Y8 on DuckDuckGo. I'm so proud of her. :)

Now if only I can convince my 15 year old little brother to do the same thing. He doesn't seem to care at all.

Interviewer told me to go to the window and jump.
I jumped in front of the window and came back on my seat

This made my day.
This really makes me wanna go back on Twitter just to follow the guy who posted it.

Left this at the Apple Store. I bet next time I go it will still be stuck on it 🙄

Me when I go the IT guy for the 7th time, asking for yet another software installation, because I can't install my own stuff on work laptops.

I get nervous every time I go on highway 401 and 404 in Toronto area. Cuz I feel like I'm either on the wrong highway or the highway doesn't exist. If y'all know what I mean, feel how I feel😜

Python: "I'm platform independent"
Me: "Cool, can you set the TCP keep alive to 1 second"
Python: "Go ask the OS lol"

Found on Twitter, by @MalwareTechBlog

This is the Best explanation I have ever received. Go on now, share this to the noobs!

When I'm at work, can't wait to go home and work on my personal projects.
When I'm home I cook, I eat then I'm too tired to do anything except watching Netflix on the couch.
Then I go to bed frustrated for not having actually done anything I really like.
Am I the only one?
Is there any escape from this?

When my code works as intended on the first go on a new language

Hold on, is it true that when you select something in windows (not sure about macos), go to any other program (and to an input box thingy) and press the middle mouse button, the selected text doesn't get placed there?!

Is that just a Linux (and possibly macos?) feature?!

I couldn't go without it 😍

Umidigi, kindly go fuck yourself.

When --> I <-- buy a phone, I should be the fucking one who decides if I'm allowed to install a motherfucking custom launcher.

Your phone is awesome (second full day with heavy usage == 53 percent battery) but on the launcher thing, go fuck yourself. Also go to hell. No, go fuck yourself IN hell, that's even better.

I'm redoing my setup right now and getting genuinely scared that when I turn on my server, the power will go down.

I'm using so many devices at the same time 😅

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and go to market she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.

> Where does the dev go on friday nights?

> To the Distro

No one is going to hold your hand in the real world.

Now go on and fuck up some more so you can learn more.

When I'm on call and its weekend, I'm often a little nervous the entire weekend and time seems to go slow.

Programming on the dns proxy/firewall now and time is suddenly going quite faster.

This is a damn relieve.

!rant

i've been working on a web game with the gf - we're planning on making it a technologically correct 'hacking' game. updates will probably be posted as we go!

Me: *on the phone with client* "Ok, now reboot the cashier terminal"

Client: *reboots server causing whole system to go down*

Me: *internal screams*

The new app passed apple review on the first go... wait... what?!?!

Can't concentrate when this guy constantly keeps a check on the page number (progress) I have reached while learning GO. 😂

If you alter the scrolling on your site, you're a fucking moron.

Go to scroll down an inch and I end up at the bottom of the page. Fuck you.

How to quickly force close the playstore on android.
Go into playstore
Navigate to your installed apps
Press the order button several times quickly
Play store will crash

Currently working on the privacy site CMS REST API.

For the curious ones, building a custom thingy on top of the Slim framework.

As for the ones wondering about security, I'm thinking out a content filtering (as in, security/database compatibility) right now.

Once data enters the API, it will first go through the filtering system which will check filter based on data type, string length and so on and so on.

If that all checks out, it will be send into the data handling library which basically performs all database interactions.

If everything goes like I want it to go (very highly unlikely), I'll have some of the api actions done by tonight.

But I've got the whole weekend reserved for the privacy site!

Some people go to party's on the weekend, some people try new desktop environments. Pantheon this weekend !

The kind of method names you get for making me go to work on Saturday

If your issue is not on StackOverflow and you can't find it on the web:

Go another way, you're probably doing something very wrong!

(I have solved many problems remembering this)

I have gotten into a bad habit of staying up late on my computer and then being too tired to go for a run in the morning.

So now my computer automatically shuts itself off at 10:00.

There’s some encouraging to go to sleep.

404 Order Not Found 0.o

Got this number when I was ordering food on the go 0.0

My setup which I rarely use because I almost always work on the go -.- #freelancerProblems

Just Fixed a major issue in my code and the Sun came out at the same time! I feel like should I go out and scream on my balcony!

2 extra screens on the go for a laptop?
Seems a little bulky.
but for $400 I'm not sure if the price is right.

You know there's something wrong when you write 50+ lines of code and it compiles on the first go

Opening The first 7-8 searches on google in separate tabs so as to not go back many times.

I could go on for days about this. I am gonna go with the captain. COME AT ME!!

I think I'm getting let go. Got an email saying to stop all the work on a project I was working on and to come in for a meeting with my manager tomorrow.

Fuck.

Read the console message...
LOL

DIY :
Go to Lucidworks.com/vision
Open the JavaScript console
Click on next, until you get something funny

Friday night and still coding. sometimes I force myself to go sit on the balcony for a minute to make me not forget about outside...

When you go to check on how the client is using your software or product

You know your not going to solve any difficult problems on the day you realize while trying to go to the bathroom that you put your underwear on backwards.

Why do people always think the following:

When something goes wrong on windows its the fault of windows.
When something goes wrong on linux its probably a misconfiguration.

Most of the time things that go wrong on windows are misconfigurations or faulty software.

When you are listening to music while coding and the music is on fire so you hit the same button on the keyboard several times to go with the beat 😂

When you skip breakfast because you're running late, forget to go to lunch because you're in the zone, go home, work on your latest personal project and now it's 10 pm and you realize you have nothing to eat at home, so you have to rush half across town to the only supermarket that's still open...

* Open browser, type 'dev' to go to developper.apple . com
* First suggestion on the browser: devrant.com
Me: Well, that's ok too..
* Press Enter,
*reeding some rants..

If you're using snapchat you might want to go on it immediately and change your privacy settings.
New update came out, they added a map with everybody's locations down to a couple of meters in accuracy... And the feature is on by default for EVERYONE to see, not just your friends.

What the actual fuck were they thinking?? Just think of all the ways this can go wrong.

Anyone else tell their apps and databases to "behave" and "no acting up", the day before they go on vacation for a week?

So yeah, I’m at the “Fuck this shit let’s go on a random ass solo motorcycle trip this weekend” stage of my programming career.

... no longer on call. Am on hour 12 of a call that has a few more hours to go and have handled 3 others today. Coworker is on hour 36 of a cal with possibly 24 more to go. And 3rd is finally eating as he missed meals all day for more calls than i can count. Who the fuck decided they hate us and want us to die these deaths????

Does anyone go on popular websites and inspect element and to the network tab to see what kind of server they using as a backend?

To create your avatar: go to the menu (top left icon) on the main feed, tap "profile", and then tap "Build Avatar". Enjoy!

Who else sometimes just deletes the whole project they are working on to start fresh and then it works in one go?

This feeling when you get nice wine glasses and the Windows logo on them.
What can go wrong?

So apparently, when you wipe the empty space on your hard drive under windows it fucking deletes the grub from that disk as well.

Thank you CCleaner you can go fuck yourself!

Both bathrooms on the floor being used. Had to go downstairs to use bathroom.

Translation:
I took this shit to a whole new level.

Oh, yes, my dear business owner, we are delighted that you want the app to run perfectly on Android 2.3.3. Also, go to hell.

Working hard on project since last 5 months.

Resolving issues and mainly frustrated from client epic feedback on the project...

Finally got message from client that “Yes, We can go for the Distribution “

And my reaction:

Decided to delete devRant and reddit for a few months. Now I'm back, and the first thing that greets me on both is Light Mode 🤢

Thank God that I haven't cancelled my devRant subscription. Once you go black you never go back! 😏

Deadline on friday?

Time to spend the whole day learning Go

Top 10 database engines on db-engine... I never knew the top 3 were so far ahead of the game, if that site is anything to go by.

On the next episode of "when life gives you lemons" we will teach you how to enter a USB correctly on the first go. Yes, you heard me, after 7 years of research, and 2 years of not research, we did it!

"If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don’t need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on and the dedication to go through with it. " - John Carmack

I played Pokemon GO for about 4 days, then realized I'd rather just play any of the other Pokemon titles on the GB (A), DS, or 3DS.

Having a healthy body is good. I go trail running on the weekends usually 1200+ above Sea Level.

On weekdays I just go home and play video games or watch TV. On Friday nights, party with friends in the city.

Worst legacy experience is when you go back to a project you were working on when you first started learning. My own code disgusts me the most.

Properly setting the height on my 3d printer and spending time tweaking settings? Nah.

Putting pieces of cardboard under the bed until it prints okay is the way to go

Aaaaaaaand I'm back! I'm sure nobody cares but here you go enjoy this picture of the best cup on the planet.

You look like someone who unironically puts “JSON” on their resume as one of programming languages they know.

You probably have casual pictures of Dan Abramov saved on your phone.

Now go finish your top 10 coding productivity lifehacks insta tiktok, or go adjust your standing desk one more time, or go type on your custom mechanical keyboard (which probably has different switches for functional keys. Should I call the keys “functional” if a person like this is the only person who presses them though?)

Yeah, you’re a rockstar. Yeah, that next medium article you’ll write is gonna make you famous. Yeah.

The fact that there are code editor apps for android just changed my life. Now I can buy a small bluetooth keyboard and code on the go.

I wish devrant came with instructions on how to CLOSE THE FUCKING APP AND GO TO SLEEP.
IT'S TWO FORTY FUCKING NINE AM!!

P. S. The flamebaits aren't helping either

When your teacher gives awesome, constructive feedback on all of the male student's code and then says he's going to 'go easy' on you and the other female student... 😡😡😡😡

I wanna code on the go but I don't have a laptop only desktop :(

- the first time I have to touch a GO codebase
- it's the day GH goes down

come on, what's happening here! First dR, now GH? Tomorrow what - SO's turn?

my worst dev sin:
Commit and go home on a friday not waiting for the build to pass.

Tons of notification from counterparts the following monday

So I kinda like the jokes that come through devrant. So I thought I would go to the source on r/programmerhumor or whatever its called. I spent about 5 minutes wading through a cesspool of bad jokes and shitty ads.

I am back to just seeing the distilled less shitty experience on devrant. I have no desire to go to the source again.

If 13 hour days on Friday are the norm, I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board. Fuck that.

1) Hike on mount everest
2) Job that I'll love
3) Go on road trip with my friends
4) Renovate home
5) Create my own operating system(not based on Linux kernel!)

Let's hope for the best!

The unsubscribe link on the emails from whois.com redirects you to a fucking PDF with written instructions on how to unsubscribe...
Are you fucking kidding me?

I have to go on your website, login, go through 4 fucking sections in the settings to finally select "NO" in a radio button???
It should be illegal.

I love coffee, so I'd take coffee over pasta any day..

I've fixed the bug... After 3 fucking months...

If I worked on this in one go, non-stop, it would've been over 5 days.

Bring on the next one. 🤘🤘🤘

Making your build site go live at 12am, stay up til 2am working on bugs, wake up at 5am to continue working on bugs.

The programmers life

18pm: *starting to work on own project. Listening to classical music for better concentration*
22pm: *no progress*
22:10pm: *putting on some good old death core on max volume coz fuck it.*
22:30pm: *realizing I did more in the past 20mins than in the 4h before*
22:45pm: *super motivated*
2am: *same song again? Quick look on the clock...* "fuuuuuu" *apparently listened to my whole playlist. OK. Let's search for more stuff on my 2TB HDD I dedicated to death core etc*
4am: "lul" *go to sleep*
6am: *wake up, go to school"
*goto 18pm*

It's oddly satisfying to see other devs rant about the shit they go through. And yet, I can't deal with the shit that people rant on non-dev related on Facebook.

Will I ever write a complex migration that runs flawlessly on the first go??? 😑😕

Merry Christmas to all the dev ranters out there. My thoughts go out to those on call. May prod never fail and your phone never ring.

Trying to write code using the devRant API on crappy Dominican WIFI. 😡 it's almost like they want me to do something horrible like go outside!?

When the CEO sends an email "start working on the project ASAP" all the METHODOLOGIES GO DOWN THE TOILET..... fuck you , you ignorant son of a bitch

Oh come on... they said the new website will be launched on 18 december because the old one will go down. So I was checking the result...

404

I think the amount of cringy shit on devrant today has already surpassed the maximum level. Everyone go outside.

When you go to select shoulder pets and there's no cat option despite the cat always on your shoulder. Come on, devrant! Give me shouldercat!

Sleep is always the answer. Go to sleep, wake up, cringe, and go on a deleting spree. Voila!

!rant

I aliased the go package manager dep to derp

I do this because I consider myself a grade A derper.

I derp hard when I write in go, not because of not getting the language,on the contrary....I feel quite profficient in it which gives me the ability to derp whilst cosing.

Go is amazing. Such a boring language in the best way possible in terms of syntax but so fun in productivity.

Microservices galore l.

Totally the best possible excuse for fewer USB ports on a laptop: "It's more streamlined!"

Yeah, when I am on the go and need that one additional port, my first thought will be "well, thankfully it at least is streamlined! That's helpful!"

Setting your computer on fire will always make the bug go away.

How do you reply to multiple people in a rant without having to mention their names explicitly?

Click reply on the first person, go back, click reply on the next person, go back and so on!

I was supposed to learn go today, I’m on my way to the beach ...

When you go to an architecture meeting and people's statements are so abstract that they could apply to any product on the face of the earth.

• I listen to music
• I eat/drink something
• I go to the toilet and think about unrelated stuff (which might actually provide a solution)
• I go to sleep

I try the top one first, and if it doesn't work, the next one, and so on, until I am done with the last one.

Who can come up with the best DevOps Power Ballad? I'll start off:
Phil Collins - Something happened on the way to production.
GO!

There is no need to architect the system before hand. We'll just do it on the go.

I think I speak for everyone when I ask, "How did the conversation go between @trogus and @dfox when they were setting out on creating this app?"

Finally got my stickers! And they go on the BAG, not the expendable digital tools.

Fucking corporate bullshit, I was coding (mostly creating bugs and pulling my hair off) all night on my free time (I'm on night shifts I keep the schedule when I have my days off) and at the moment I was making huge progress on my project, I gotta go to sleep to go back to work 4h later to follow a fucking 2h training on team efficiency and cohesion, in other words, how to waste 2h in a useless meeting and not getting it back + interrupting the only night I was in the zone, I'm so tired of this....

neat, ansible control server on my phone, now I can transfer my playbooks and ssh keys and have it execute things on the go.

Open droid edit, ignore big ads at the bottom.

Open file, make small changes.

Save as.

Open andftp

Login to azure web app

Navigate to wwroot

Switch to device files

Go to .deployment folder

Select file

Upload.

Is it efficient? Fuck no.

Notepad++ style editing on the go? Fuck yes

Deploying on stage.
Testing on stage.

Why does the issue persist on stage?

Testing on local. It is fixed!

Wtf?
Wtf!?
WTF???

Oh.

I did not merge my branch and deployed a new version on stage without any changes 🤦

It's Friday. I should go home.

Update on me is that I am trying to do a DevOps Master's while trying to find a way to go to Canada for personal reasons - will not elaborate further on the latter.

Got my phone stolen today... So sad :c

How am I supposed to rant on the go now?

Swapped the F10 and F11 keys on sister's keyboard. She can't figure out why F11 won't go Fullscreen

when you plan to go on holiday to see the inlaws in thailand and you have to work - holiday office preped :)

Not really a joke or meme, but not a rant or story. Go to Google search on a PC and search Thanos. Then click on the glove on the right and watch. You're welcome.

- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
- get out of bed
- piss
- take out retainers
- wash retainers
- brush teeth
- put clothes on
- put glasses on
- get downstairs
- code
- shit 10 times
- code
- go upstairs
- put retainers on
- get clothes off
- go to bed
I AM FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING THIS MATRIX BULLSHIT LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT EVERY DAY IS THE FUCKING SAME AND ITS EXHAUSTING THERES NOTHING NEW JOYFUL OR FUN HERE

Really want to go back to the office, have coffee breaks with my colleagues, go on lunches and complain about having to come to the office everyday!!!!!!!!!!!

Good fucking job you stupid fucking nutjobs of representives!

Go suck on the music corporations tiny veiny dirty cock and choke to death!

Any IDE that doesn't go to the end of line when you press the down arrow key on the last line of the file, should be burned with hell fire.

Sometimes when shit is getting difficult I lay on my bed reading a book for a while. Then I'll go for a run for half an hour to go back to the problem I was solving with a clear mind. Works everytime and keeps me healthy in the process.

If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don’t need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on and the dedication to go through with it. ~John Carmack

Wk38:

Headphones.

Block out the stupid and the crazies talking to themselves.

Then go full brown trouser when someone taps on your shoulder.

When the client wants to go live with his website and there are big gaps in content. I have told them every Monday for the past 3 weeks that there are big holes in content and they need to go on the Cms and start populating. Nothing happens and he keeps on asking when can we go live. Fuck fuck fuck them all.

Where do developers go to on Friday nights?

The git bash.

Our company does internal projects. I send emails to owners with all the links for a sales funnel. 2 weeks go by, no feedback, we launch, and then I get changes.

Sometimes months will go by and one guy will notice something on a page and be like 'how longs this been there?'

Months... Did you read the email?

Always the same guy.

Thoughts on new Surface devices?

I'm particularly impressed with Surface Neo as a light weight laptop on the go.

I could see myself buying the next generation of Surface Duo, looks promising than other dual screen devices I have seen.

Deadline in 24 work hours, for a in-house product to automate payment processing.

Why in 24 hours you say? , Me and the accounting guy is going on vacation on Friday.

Will it go into production on Friday evening while I'm going through the door?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

These are the pages Facebook recommends when I go on my uni Comp Sci society page 😢😂

When you are told the app you worked on is scheduled to go into production on Friday.....

My reaction was "Aise kaise?"
(Translation -How even?)

When you try and replace the hard drive in your dev machine because the replacement you bought for someone else doesn't work but works for you. You go to turn the computer back on but nothing comes on screen........

"There's a branch on terraform-our-project called instance-rols"

"Can you send me a link?"

OMG are you really so fucking lazy you can't go to the fucking git web interface, look up the damn project and click on the fucking branch?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Dude. Listen.
The deployment didn't go 100% well, fine. The main menu got fucked up, fine.

But no one gives a fuck when you send an 15 words long email to 6 persons just whining about the fact that no delivery go well on the first try.

Learn to shut the fuck up sometimes.

!rant
Just installed Linux as the second OS on my computer and I'm ready to let Windows go. Any ideas on how I can improve my skill faster, other than a couple tutorials.

First year of college. We had to write a program in assembly to let lights go on and off slowly but I couldn't get it to work and googled the shit out of it trying to get it to work to no avail. So I go to the teacher as I expected him to have a bit more documentation/knowledge on how the shit worked. He literally said oh let me google that for you. Which made me go 🤦‍♂️. In the end I never figured out how to get the lights on or off but luckily my team mates did a good enough job to get us passed in the class.

Who the fuck are you? You motherfucker! You don't know shit about how even a get request is sent and you go on teaching me stuff. Fuck you!

Best way to program on the go with only non-rooted Android without peripherals?

User feedback

Been working on an application for the three days then yesterday happened to present a demo to my target client base.
Me:I need you to go through the app and tell me your experience using it.
User: Great let me see it and comment on it.
Me:I wait patiently as he goes through the app asking for clarification on some activities .
User:I love it but I think would be nice if we improve on the following.
Me:Okay go ahead all ears.
User:How about on the share feature instead of sharing the apps link then one goes and downloads it and install,how about you simply share the APK and install it instant.
Me:Okay that's a good thought and later go on to explain to him why we share links as compared to sending the APK directly .

Have an USB female, everywhere you go, gonna help you in the long run.

For android, apple, etc. to directly attach usb to tour device on the go

Where's the safest place to be when a atomic war start? on some island in the pacific right? I'll go there.

Day 1 - Monday:
Manager: How far did you go on this project?

Me: I have contacted the PM, and due to lack of data we are putting the project on hold since there is nothing we can work with, we expect to get the data next week. Peter is working on obtaining required data.

Manager: I see, okay.

Day 2 - Tuesday:
Manager: How for did you go on this project?

Believe it or not this happened again on Thursday... fml

What to do against chronic back-aching?

The tips on the internet ain't helpful and the doc can't go out of drunk state.

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Someone asked how developers can make the world a better place here on devRant. Well, there you go.

"The show must go on"
Cool mindset

The last two years of degree have really opened my eyes on how studlpid and difficult people can be. I genuinely think that the next time a teacher tries to pull a stunt or fucks something up for us I'll go full ballistic on them. Still have one year to go. God help me.

I work really well under pressure.
Sometimes I'll be really lazy on a project until the deadlines get tight and I need to go into overdrive.

When you're upgrading major versions in your stack and the fix you've been working on for 2+ hours only fixes ONE TEST CASE...only 489 to go

Go for a smoke break, sleep, or take rest of the day off depending on how "stuck" you are. Always seem to work.

Will a week go by I don't see the message:

Bitbucket is experiencing an incident, but we're on it.

Sees notification on Devrant. open app. go to ++ tab on notifcations. notifications not loaded. pull the feed a few times. a small delay and they appear. enjoy ++. repeat every hour or so.

1. Write a Go Application
2. Rant encountered problems on building the application

I’m officially underemployed. Got let go yesterday. Doing freelance work. Doesn’t fully pay the bills. But that’s ok. Working on a career focus shift is gonna be uncomfortable for a while. Just hope this economy doesn’t go further underwater and inflation doesn’t go even higher while I’m in the grind.

If you're an ml engineer, you must know how to hyperopt. I could recommend keras tuner tho, it's nice and saves shit on the go.

!rant The end of the world arrives. I have an 8GB Flash USB drive on my keychain. What hacker-ish/prepper stuff should I have already installed on it to take control and survive the apocalypse? Aaaaand...GO!

Can't believe that the debate between using space vs tab is still going on. Tab is the way to go people.

@dfox I g-coded the devrant logo and drew it on my mini CNC plotter.

The pen doesn't go up and down quite yet. Soon though

Question from my front end developer. "Where does the testimonial link go to?"

*facepalm* how dense do you have to be. Idk let's have it go to some section, on the same page even, that is called the testimonials section. A page you built.

Some days I wonder about people.

When I forget to put a small project I'm working on onto my USB or the cloud so I can't access it when I'm on the go. :'(

I wonder how fast the mail server pewdiepie uses will go down, if he turned on notifications for every like, comment etc.

Is there a good offline C# compiler for iOS? I want to program on the go as I am not by my pc a lot.

on Monday i finally decided to go to Control Panel and uninstall Visual Studio :)

i can't express the joy i felt minutes ago when the uninstall popup decided to appear -_-

How do you go on getting "the admin password"? (School, CS teacher)

You're ideas are ofc just thought experimental and won't be used in reality......... 😉

"I'll go to bed on the hour."

1 minute past the hour:
"Dang, I'll need to wait until the next hour and get more code written."

School starts again next week and, so far, they didn't manage to publish the new schedule on their website.
Like fuck, I'd kinda like to know, in which room to go on Monday.

The install will take about one more minute…

*go make a cup of tea, pack for holiday, go on holiday, return from holiday*

Ah still installing for one more minute my old friend…

Fuck sequelize, the bloody query generated by the "ORM" give diferent result on the same DB if you trie it on dBeaver (works fine) vs node (shit results).

order DESC have 0 effect on sequelize, but it appears on the logger as part of the query.

I just want to go to sleep ffs.

Can’t find any time compressor on the market right now so I can work on multiple projects and go on vacation at the same time.

AND THERE WE GOT THE SYNC REQUEST ON THE FRONTEND LET'S FUCKING GO

Fucking MQTT, go suck some dicks! Can't get that pice of shit to work, sending connect and publish works like a charm but somehow I won't get an acknowledge message which means the publish doesn't go through!
On the brigt side: another oportunity to fire up wireshark and compare my software to other tools.

Anyone expirienced wit MQTT or thingstream.io

P.s. there support also can go and choke on some dicks!

One more before I go to bed,

Once I spent hours setting up shit on one of my ubuntu server via SSH and realised I'm on the wrong server later on.

Post all the Dev related apps on your phone,
(Post screenshots)
Go....

This week was so not productive! Learning c# on the job is hard and I had hoped that it would go faster🙃

Put heatsink straight back on the CPU with the 4 year old thermal paste; what could possibly go wrong right 😅

Go watch The Social Dilemma on netflix. We are working for evil fucks. We can all demand change though. Fuck google. fuck facebook. fuck twitter. fuck snapchat.

Im thinking of posting/recomending games here on devrant, the kind if games i'll be posting are mostly; indie games, low spec games, and games that'll get you hooked on for days.

What do you guys think?
Go easy on me.

By applying for jobs im underqualified to do, getting it, and learning on the go

Started out on some Go code today. It's looking really promising so far - the lack of implicit stuff is really refreshing. Less is more.

When I am stuck on a problem, I try to get outside and do something physical. Go for a run, jump on the bike. Find it clears my head and helps me to see the code more clearly.

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

!rant, but holy shit the ZTE Axon M seems to be just perfect with its dualscreen setup, thats exactly what I fucking need on the go, but why is it US and AT&T only currently, come on!

Logging into my schools blackboard using selenium is only redirected on school WiFi

Outside school WiFi I go directly to the site. But on the school WiFi it pauses on a redirect page with a link that loops back to the redirect when grabbed by selenium And selenium fails

Fucking hell

Why do people go on lunch break while we are in the middle of hotfixing on a production site?....

Worked on a front end project for a week and missed so much the terminal. Once you go black you never go back.

Running NPM install on an average size project on a free tier Cloud9 instance.

Didn't go too well kept hitting memory limit which killed the NPM process.

Upgrade it is..

So asked to help out on an extra project that another Dev ( who is a senior developer ) is working on and I go to clone the repo but find 15 or so commit messages on the master branch saying "Work on feature x" (not an actual x). This is going to be fun...

ASUS thanks for putting the power off button on the top side of the backspace. I mean what could go possibly wrong you fuckin fucks!

the daily/weekly/monthly/yearly meeting where everybody absolutely agree on absolutely fucking everything and everybody shows only positive things.

After that, you go back to work and it's the opposite.

I have enough self awareness to realize that I will start hating on 9-5 jobs the moment I start my own company.

I'd be one of those douchebags that go - "Pffftt you have a JOB? okay loser, go suck your boss"

I dont feel comfortable to go for the second Google page on searching for a solution 😪

We at the worst case, no impact! People still go to work normally like there is nothing going on.

What app would you recommend to learn programming on the go

Go on DevRant of course. Then go to the gym or go for a long run at the end of the day - Then we start again tomorrow.

Didn’t get on the Masters course I wanted to get on.

Ah well - guess I’ll just go buy a new car with the money