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Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.
Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*
Prof: except you, I dont trust you.36 -
I trust machines more than humans.
Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P23 -
Every user of any app: "damn these annoying ads. I hate ads!"
Average devRant user: "Dfox, add ads please so we can support you more."
What a wonderful community (except those who repost memes). ❤️13 -
"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown15
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*Looking at other student’s code*
Me: Why do you have a line that only says “var != var2”? That doesn’t do anything.
Them: That tells the computer to set var to anything except var2, right?
Me:
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My team is like the Avengers except instead of different superpowers we all have different personality disorders.10
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This is the coding rig for everyone that claims himself THE REAL PROGRAMMER (and everyone else except him is just an idiot, a noob or a kiddo).
8 -
I just woke up, the sun is out...
Crap I must missed my alarm!
Wait is only 6am....
I love summer? Except for the heat
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Being a programmer is easy!
It's like riding a bike
Except
The bike is on fire
you're on fire
everything is on fire
and you're in hell4 -
DevOps is like development, except there is zero test coverage, everything is a race condition, and there are a million variables declared as global. 😡8
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I now feel like an esports gamer...
Except I don't actually have any games or plan to get any....
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This rings so true. I'm a full stack backend engineer except it was today I managed to vertically align something in css🤣 which are you?
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Had my first official job review with the boss today. I should try to swear less but except for that it's going great!
Yay!8 -
Back in 2008, I had a colleague who often smiles and giggles while looking at the screen.
Sounds normal yeah? Except there's nothing on the screen but Eclipse, a Java IDE.11 -
6 engineers in the team, 6 of us using a different IDE/editor.
Everyone except me is wrong, amirite? :P6 -
I took an AI class and we'd have weekly AI poker tournaments. I beat everyone in the class every week except one, and I even beat the professor a handful of times!11
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Tried to switch to Manjaro from Ubuntu.
Everything good except ethernet not working.
3 hours wasted, updated the kernel, three network managers changed, realised that the ethernet wire was loose at the modem end.
FML.11 -
Everyone but me in my team touches the screen. Everyone except for my one co-worker G, she mashes it like the screen is at fault for the code being bad.
1 -
We are moving to kubernetes.
Nothing much has changed except we now get to say
it works on my cluster.
instead of
it work on my machine.1 -
I code, watch Big Bang Theory, sip coffee, and code again. I never leave the doorsteps except for my classes. Some say my life is sad.
Is it? Anyone out there like this?18 -
2007
Works in all browsers, except IE. Rewrite JavaScript to work in IE.
2017
Same but replace IE with Edge.11 -
So the CSS code I'm working on has a terrible vertical alignment problem on every browser except IE11. Using `display: flex` =_=
I'm not joking this alignment glitch is driving me nuts! Deadline tomorrow.
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Programming is like writing a book... except when you miss a single comma on page 126, the whole thing makes no sense.
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An ancient scripture describing our impending doom found on Stack Overflow
https://stackoverflow.com/questions...
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!rant at all
My boss might quit. He's apparently tired of the abuse our job entails.
I'm not seeing much "abuse" except from him.6 -
Asked my Tech Lead a question, told me everything in Software Engineering, except the answer to that question!!1
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not the worst by itself, except I keep finding them everywhere
if(thingThatIsTrue == true) {
// omfg
}
or it's inbred cousin
if(!thingThatIsTrue == false) {
//herpa derp
}6 -
I code, drink, and from Java (yes it's an actual place). Except my life doesn't run on JVM. Or does it?5
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My "new desktop PC".
6 core xeon CPU with hyperthreading x2 (24 virtual cores) over clocked to 3.9ghz
128gb ddr3 ecc ram
256gb SCSI hard drives in RAID 0
256 Samsung ssd
AMD r9 something something 8gb ddr5 vram gpu
Got it for £120 on eBay (except for the ssd and gpu). Still missing a sound card :(
I have no idea on what to use it yet except for development but I thought it'd be cool to build a pretty good "desktop pc" for around £350-£400.
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So I finished my personal website. It works fine on every browser... Except IE. All JS functions pass the compatibility check and I don't get any errors. Great.6
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Silicon Valley Season 4 is coming on HBO in April...
Its one of my favs when it comes to series...
What do you watch? Except Mr. Robot
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Firefox Quantum is amazing! I really like it... Except for the square tabs... They aren't aesthetically pleasing.14
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Outlook is the shittiest mail client ever .. whenever I develop an email template it comes nicely to any other email clients... except for this shit which ruins everything..5
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As a developer, always expect the unexpected! Except when deploing to production on friday afternoons, then you know exactly what to expect.1
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Greetings from Greece! Except for one podcast I left all my dev related stuff at home to enjoy the sun😌
Hope y'all are having a great day!
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Hm...I would except since COVID started, moved back to my parents, so use my dad's laptop for work... He uses it on weekends.
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At someone's wedding. Don't know anyone except my wife. She knows noone except for me and the bride.
Already spotted 3 programmers and I can give you my hat to shit into if that particular one of the three doesn't own a macbook. It's all over his face...6 -
In accordance with the ancient traditions of our people, we must first build an app that does nothing except say "Hello world". - react native docs1
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🤘 😈😈😹 🤘
Wordpress documentation...
"
Hi all, 😎 welcome to wordpress.
Use it as your last resort. Fuck all programming langs. Php is love, php is life."
Oh by the way documentation also says:
"
Wordpress gives you all the freedom you can imagine. Say for instance... You can use any language for server EXCEPT python, ruby, java, c# and many more.[note: Keep looking for the updated list of EXCEPT as new languages come we add it here.]
"
😂😂😂2 -
I unfriended every person at work on my Facebook except 2. I don’t know how I let my social media become so open to folks I work with. 😒3
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I absolutely love Lambda expressions.
Except for when I didn't write them myself or they are not commented. -
!rant
> Joins voice chat with friends
> They're talking about virtual data quantities.
> One of them mentions petabyte.
> Everybody except me proceeds by making jokes about how "petabyte" sounds like dog food and other miscellaneous things.2 -
Let’s make an app like LinkedIn except for tech nerds who wanna date. We shall call it KinkedIn - Dating for Nerds!14
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1. When you want Stickers, but things are actually going well and you have nothing to Rant about except
2. GOTO 12 -
It's 2:37. I was up until this time 3 times this week working on projects for 6 different clients. I have no reason to be up right now except to be on DevRant.2
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Being a developer is like being a mechanic at a car manufacturer. Except that everybody else in the company is completely clueless about how a car actually works and the client doesn't have a license.1
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My setup.. Tbh I have nothing to say about it except that the colors of the left monitor are shitty af :D
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IE is crap. Use Firefox.
Amazing that it still applies to this day, except maybe swap Firefox with Chrome, depending on preference.12 -
34 days without any sugar (except for fruits). Am i a hero already, or should i go for 2-3 months?17
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At someone's wedding. Don't know anyone except my wife. She known noone except me and the bride.
/awkward
/help...5 -
Making my android application in like 9 months.
Feeling good, except that Gradle is hanging in my 16GB RAM, is it required to have 512GB?6 -
Just noticed:
In every programming language, your first goal usually is to write "Hello World".
Except for php. There "phpinfo();" is the equivalent of that.2 -
Fuck my internet banking.
My bank just created a "new" version of internet banking which literally looks the same except it freezes my browser all the time. WTF??!!3 -
Those channels on YouTube that read Reddit posts, except they don't and they just copy paste text into Cepstral to have a robot voice. Effortless! I am going to make a SIMPLE Python script that makes those very same videos except at 10x the speed to show how easy it really is!8
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Why is it so hard to build reputation on stackoverflow?? Can't upvote, can't comment til I get 50 reputation, can't ask for question clarification so I can answer a question except in a comment...6
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Figuring out where to put my devRant stickers is like picking variable names.
Except you can't refactor stickers... -
Finally we release November release in December. All developers united against sneaky bugs.
God bless (drawing by me)
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Nice to see all my new app's advertisement stats go up :)
Pageviews: 1316 (+41%)
Impressions: 1142 (+24%)
Clicks: 7 (+500%)
Except the only one that matters :(
estimated revenue: €0.03 (-25%)
Fuck you Admob!
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Do you have a "I don't write bugs" colleague? Put your language equivalent of this around their code and wait.
try:
# their code
except Exception:
print('lmao')4 -
What's the point in having a relaxation/fun/chill zone/room in your company when you never have the time to use it except maybe on your lunch break? 🤔🤔3
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I am good to the programs I use.
I give the all the needed ram.
Except Android Studio, I don’t have a fucking server.7 -
Programming makes one more logical.
Except, when programming makes managers imagine they are more logical.1 -
Except my class being full of fucking idiots (see another rant...) I wouldn't change nothing.
Pretty happy right now!2 -
SVN.
Nothing good comes with GUI for version control except for the graphs of branches. And this little tortoise thinks it's the shit.6 -
Thanks apple for that update, that added literally nothing except that now I have to pair my Bluetooth headset every day before work
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You know that USB joke... well you see this cable fits both ways... Sort of except one doesn't work and will if you force it I guess u could break the input
15 -
Compiled new linux kernel for my phone today.
All went good.
Except it got really hot and it appears that my sdcard died.
At least now I can tether over bluetooth.8 -
Well I have a normal dream except I can see the people in it as an object with properties all over them. When they are in a bad mood I tried to debug them2
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Git is distributed. What's on gitlab it's also on my 3 different machines. So I have 3 backups for the code. Not such a big deal except issues and PRs.6
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Loving everything about the new Apple keyboard except the cursor keys. Moving up and down is soooooooooo fliddly!
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Always test your fucking mocks
I spent 3 weeks debugging every part of the application, except for the mock network connection. The mock network connection didn't trigger closing events on the sender side. -
It really is a great feeling to be able to put your headphones in and lose yourself in the code for a few hours without interruptions (except for devRant of course).
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"I'll just create these two tables without a foreign key. Nothing else will ever need this data except my app."
Another app looking at those two tables filled with information it needs:
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Let's write an AI to be our next president. With machine learning, we can just train it with a bunch of history books.5
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When you are switching teams and seems like everyone in the firm knows your next project except for you..
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Was using tmux with mouse enabled before and now post-reinstall tried tilix, gotta admit - it can replace xfce4-terminal for me entirely, except for rice screenshots, because it doesn't support w3m lol
7 -
Bash
Has pretty much everything you may need, except for a TCP/UDP server functionality.
I mean, if it has a built-in TCP client -- why not create simplistic TCP server?
WHY???21 -
Not exactly a data loss, but on server hosting almost all of clients' websites.
$ crontab -e
Except finger slipped and it became -r. *facepalm*1 -
"less is more" ... except on a FUCKING STACKTRACE, HOW THE FUCKSHIT FUCK SHITFUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DEBUG YOUR SHITTARDFUCKED BULLSHIT CODE
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https://sciter.com/
Little known, *highly* underrated.
It's like electron, except stripped of the retardation and bloatware dependencies.
Like if the people who made Go decided to make a better, *lighter*, *more portable* electron.8 -
PHPStorm is soo good! I like the integrated VCS, DB and Terminal (except the ugly cursor block). Also I like the powerful code autocompletion + material theme
But I will not ditch VS Code :)6 -
I just created a users table and added everything except two important fields:
1. FirstName
2. LastName
I only found out when I started working on my service T_T
I'm sorry, I have sinned :(3 -
If someone is paying you to write software you can be a software developer. If you are in school or learning on your own, then you are just a software developer in training. If you have been writing software for years and are starting to hate writing software, then you need therapy. BUT YOU WILL FOREVER BE A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER! ;-)
3 -
- Got one more section to rewrite from this thesis and I'll be done. (except for stuff after review)
- Have zero ass to sit down and actually do the final trims.
Smh.6 -
Aight devs, let's start a war.
Throw at me your best UI framework yet.
Anything (except game engines), cross platform preferable.
++ for why and how easy/hard to learn.26 -
When you see your calendar isn't filled with useless huddles and stand-up meets, which have no purpose except distracting and disrupting your flow and focus.
That's how! 😡1 -
Finally I am in my new job!
Everyone is working in a project except me and I can only use IE11 and Chrome... :'( -
I belive that except stock android, every other custom android UI sucks.
Especially Samsung UI and MIUI
Who else shares my opinion?7 -
No indents, except a couple of random senseless ones here and there, nightmare! And I had to debug it😖1
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The most shittiest feeling in competitive programming is when your code passes all the test cases except the last three. 🤓😌2
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Tis was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
EXCEPT THE BUG IN MY SOURCE
🎅😡
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!2 -
Debugging when you deallocated an objected which is still referenced by pointers else where is like find waldo with a 2x2 meter picture. Except you don't know what waldo looks like.3
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I've got an offer from college development team to make a school website with them.
I've no idea of web dev except HTML, CSS, basic js and PHP.
Should I get in?3 -
question:I just learnt c++ programming language and i really cant find a use of this language except iot and really simple programs,how can i make gui programs, or should i learn more languages??10
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Work on a Python mapping project, get everything right except changing color of points on the map. Take a long break on that project, come back and realize I made a capitalization error 😂😂
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Arch Linux: the rick and morty of the linux world
except with at least 1 (one) benefit i can cite
pacman + pacaur
that's about it4 -
"Everything in life is replaceable, except your Mac, if you broke that... You are done ..."
< A week, and I dropped my Mac... :-/ -
Week started of great.... :/
I always leave my laptop at work, except this weekend. Guess what I forgot to bring to work today.... -
I realized I've been using Linux for almost 5 years. Who need Windows anyway (except for Office documents and some games).11
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--Nothing it's free at this world!
---Except everything under GPL, MIT or other Open licenses LOL ;-)1 -
When I lose a game, I look around in my life trying to find something that I'm good at and realize that I suck at everything except programming.5
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Germany was awesome except for the internet and payment process.
How is your weekend going?
Last Weekend:https://devrant.com/rants/1033023811 -
Finally got a working hackintosh setup except that it says I only have 7MB of vram. I'm starting to see why developers just buy the Mac and burn the cash 😑7
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rant, but !really.
Trying out this new Kotlin language. Pretty cool, except for...
val str: String = "what the fuck is this syntax?"6 -
A colleague figured he would fix our performance issues by replacing .Count() > 0 statements with .Any()
Perfect idea, except he just did a replace all.
But hey,
var totalCount = items.Any();
Might have its uses. -
* Fix sleep schedule
* Eat better and gain 20 pounds
* Don't yell at future contributors
* Be very kind to everyone except that one "client"
* Review every PR with patience except that ones from that "client" because I am a petty maintainer
* You'll never understand the pain, "client". Be a human or eat shit.
* Maybe be a maintainer at a different open source project so I don't have to deal with script kiddies 24/7
* Fix sleep schedule so I won't be dev ranting at 6am3 -
Automate in android is the best task automation tool, its very powerful and can do anything
except send a post request3 -
That annoying co-worker that goes to the office late and does nothing all day except to update his Facebook status every 5 minutes.2
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"It's like social media, except like Facebook: except instead of poking, you can 'nudge' people!"
http://youtu.be/1LZU8oa2RqQ -
Learning React Native tonight, and I find this gem in their tutorial... "In accordance with the ancient traditions of our people, we must first build an app that does nothing except say "Hello world"."
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2 week "conference" "meeting" in greece. Thought would also be a nice chance for a vacation. Except the cell network is absolute horseshit here, who the fuck uses 3g anymore??1
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does anybody of you do freelance work and outsource it to upwork/fiverr and living the sweet nothing to do life (except talking to the customer and writing briefings)?
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After CSS Grid and Flexbox, I don't see the need for frameworks (except for utilities like margin and padding).
Change my mind 🙂5 -
Just TYPO3 things:
in your config constants doing "styles.content.textmedia.maxWInText = 450" should basically crop all your images to a maximum width of 450 using ImageMagick except TYPO3 flips it's shit and won't do it.
After about an hour or so of debugging and guessing around with 2 other developers setting "styles.content.textmedia.maxWInText" to "500" will actually work. Every other number except 450 works.
Using TYPO3 is like preparing for hell.1 -
vscode for now. I swap editors when I get bored of one. All editors have something cool to them. Except Vim. Screw Vim.1
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Devrant works surprisingly well here in China, except for saving pictures everything else works(mostly) but it's still nice to be able to use it here
Anyone else have similar experience in their country?11 -
I do everything to have great time management except starting early.
Basically I manage minimizing how late I am extremely well.1 -
started with
printf("Hello World... It's 2010")
Journey to
cout
println
Document.write
echo
Stayed at
try:
print('hey there...')
except:
print('got issue.... Fu#k this bug')
pass -
I always use bootstrap or anything else except writing CSS from scratch. I cant help it, I dont like writing CSS from nothing.2
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Being a fresh junior developer and trying to build experience is all well and good except when some companies ask for a minimum of two years experience...
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Found this interesting JS library, JSONPath. Seems great except that the examples are pretty useleless.7
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Wtf, there exists vim on windows :o, even tho I don't use it that much, except when on Linux servers, but still it's a nice addition3
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Because it was actually well documented.
Enterprise backend apparently doesn't give a shit about its users, except if you buy their trainings :) -
The Borderlands Handsome Jack Collection on Steam is currently $7 for ALL Borderlands games AND all DLC for them (except the new UHD packs, but those are free anyway.)
https://store.steampowered.com/bund...7 -
Why would you say that your website should support IE?? Whyyy?? Who uses that except for downloading Chrome? You just make our lives miserable with that :(7
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Never seen this one before...
Just came across a website that asks you an addition math problem to prevent bots. Except it's always adding two single digit numbers. And they are always 2 and 9...1 -
That disgusting moment when McDonald's wifi login form tells you that you are already logged in and yet you can't access to any page except their login form one -.-
1 -
All people are happy except me as Reliance (Service Provider) giving Unlimited 4G Unlimited Calls and many service Unlimited till December and I cannot use that SIM because I have Windows Phone :(3
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I can't really predict anything except AI/ML being used extensively. Let's hope networks become decentralised again. And I really hope that node (although it's not too bad) is replaced by deno
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At my company we recently made some restructuring of TFS, such as renaming folders and moving projects between folders. That all worked out very nicely - except that some files completely lost track of their history!12
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So the avatars of people never load in my devRant app. Except for the user profile screen. Post and comment screens just show Colors circlez. I’m curious. (Yeah my app is updated to latest version)5
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I have entered the world of Linux using Manjaro and boy, how I don't regret a thing. Except for an apperant ctrl+alt+backspace command that kills everything. I don't like that.2
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Oh man, once again wasted a weekend trying to install Gentoo, without succeeding.
Pretty much everything works, except my fucking Touchpad.1 -
So I use Visual Studio at work, with IntelliSense et Resharper. And they work together quite neatly.
Except for one class.
The biggest one, with the most methods, and the most datas.
why4 -
When someone asks me to work on a project and I check if I've got the time to work on it
try:
import time
except ImportError:
print ("Time not available")
Result: "Time not available" -
In Unix everything does one thing and does it well. Except emacs which does everything really badly1
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Your time is not limited except by birth and death. What actually defines what you do are other limitations and your priorities.
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I still don't understand what the hell Gigs of Anniversary Update did! I don't see a change except the login screen.
PS: I don't care if they added Paint 3D.4 -
devRant without bugs (there are few), but with all of you (our community). ♥️
Except for the people who post jokes or memes without the appropriate tags!1 -
Me: Baby, I'll do anything you want.
She: I want to exit Vim. Please hel......*me interrupting in between*
Me: Except that, bitch.1 -
Wearing my headphones, without playing any audio files... And ignore anything except the current screen...
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ng2; endless cycle of love and hate,
Except it's not love, more like happiness,
happiness from taking revenge -
TIL ECMAScript (2015) supports tail call optimization, except virtually only safari can do that, making it useless1
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Apple : Don't just copy my homework, make some changes.
Google : ok bro. lol
"Google hires the best people in the world*"
*except all of them
4 -
Aws' Lambda. Brilliantly done, easy to use, especially in conjunction with their other products. Except for the cost it's great!
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Never due to code but because of code because we are all friends in this industry (except the occasional few).
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Client is "always" right. Except when he's wrong, but it will come back to first statement.
*Source: 9gag
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Do you know https://godbolt.org/ ?
Awesome tool.
Does anyone know about something like this, except a normal offline app, instead of server nonsense?6 -
Decided to try Windows Subsystem for Linux instead of running a Linux VM instead. It works so far except installing stuff like sshuttle. So many errors man...
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By not having a social life 😅
EDIT: except for that one time a month when I go to a club and get totally wasted and actually have friends for a day. -
I prefer to have lesser things to my desk except my monitor I connect my laptop to and my speakers and peripherals.
I like my desk to be absolutely as clean as it can get. -
Lay out exactly how you want a jr dev to fix his code, only to have him ignore all of it except that a certain library will be used in the fix.
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Umbraco updated so a Content Picker now returns a collection of IPublishedContent rather than their IDs. Fantastic.
Except, upgrading from an older version is now more tedious. -
It's about time we speak of enlightenment. Abide by it and all your problems will be solved--except your FUCKING code.2
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I was evaluating a b2b enterprise software solution today. Mediocre except for their real-time analytic dashboard. They used Idashboards.com to analyze feed and display. Tableau is similar. Impressive.
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Except COVID-19, Airport security is also scanning preflight requests and incoming traffic for CORS with its dated test kit (found this unused gem in an old PHP codebase):
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The compiler is like a math teacher marking your script except you don't get to pass and proceed until you get a perfect score.1
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I like all features of TypeScript except this single one:
🔴 Strict null checking; because it sucks >:32 -
I'm just as good on social interaction as i have been before hand, and not much changed at all... except my family. They've always been gigantic bastards, but it's getting ridiculous.
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I have once again ended up waking up at 4am, and starting work at 6am - the catch? I don't have any work lined about except one issue I am simply unable to resolve
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I am doing absolutely everything except doing my job. Fucking hell, it's going to be a long coding weekend.2
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My credo in (a.o.) dev is to sit down, shut up, and get it over with. Works every time. Except that my colleagues 99 out of a 100 times fail to shut up :(
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Best:
Got to work on an interesting and kind of meaningful project from ground up and opportunity to work remotely without any cons (except for getting a brand new macbook pro).
Worst:
Using AWS.6 -
4 meetings a week for update and then everyone will talk about cars, movies and what not except project update. Wow.
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Getting bored!!! Suggest me some good things to do except scrolling linkedin or any social media..15
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So today I found an HackerSpace in my fucking zone, never thought that this would happen.
Thanks programmers all-over the world for this, I fucking love programmers
P.S: except Swift programmers2 -
Anyone else thinks the desktop site looks better with DarkReader on ? (except for buttons turning pink, but that is a DarkReader problem all together)
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You know most coding languages (Except binary) if I am not mistaken had to be coded. That's something to sink you teeth into (;3
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while not all(pokedex):
for k, v in pokedex.iteritems():
if v:
feelings = get_satisfaction()
else:
pokemon = find_em()
try:
new = catch_em(pokemon)
except PokemonEscaped:
continue
else:
pokedex[k] = new
feelings = get_satisfaction() -
Ever feel like a Jew in a concentration camp except everyone else imprisoned with you is a goddamn nazi that should be there?11
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Save method returns true. No validations errors. Everything looks good, except that a boolean field that controls the record has been set to false from true...even though it wasn't in the objects changeset!
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Open Ye Olde Dev Shoppe, where we hand-code artisian programs that AI could make, except slower, and for twice the price. And where we also serve coffee made by a human barista.
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