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Dev: Microsoft is shit
VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)
Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys
VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)45 -
Dear Apple.
Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.
Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.34 -
Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!
😐
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Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!5
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Dear StackOverflow-Team,
How can I be productive, if you show me those kind of "Hot network questions"?
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Dear public transport,
please don't advertise your fucking free wifi if you don't give enough bandwidth to even load freaking Google.
Dear sincerely,
Me6 -
Dear codebeautify.org,
Go kill yourself.
No one likes you. Go die.
Love,
poster983
P.S. I'm serious.
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Dear YouTube, I am confused as to why the ad, before my video plays, is for YouTube itself.
I am already here!16 -
So that's how my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday.. she's a chemist
<?php
$happy="Happy";
$bday="Birthday";
$to="To";
$you="You";
$dear="Dear";
$boyfriend="Joseph";
for($i=0;$i<4;$i++){
if($i!=2)
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$to." ".$you."<br>";
else
echo $happy." ".$bday." ".$dear." ".$boyfriend."<br>";
}
?>18 -
Yesterday: Dear Diary, today the client changed their mind on a critical part of the project.
Today: Dear Diary, (see yesterday).5 -
Dear devRant,
Meeting you was fate, becoming your member was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.6 -
Dear Apple,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
A bored developer forced to build and deploy with a virtualized OSX.10 -
Dear coworker: oh my god we aren't in highschool algebra; using "x" as the name of a parameter makes me want to cut you.15
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Dear Dad,
'Long Press' doesn't mean 'Pressing it harder'... they are two different things..
[RIP his smartphone]3 -
Dear Firefox Screenshot,
Please rename your "Save full page" label to "Save 5000px max".
Thank you.12 -
Dear diary:
It is 2020 and I still don't know shit about docker :3
I don't know how bad this is.....17 -
Dear LinkedIn,
Try training your AI model without using captured data of real recruiters and their dodgy practices.
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Dear HR,
I am suffering from Corona and request you to grant me paid leave for 30days otherwise I will come to office
(reply from HR)
Dear Ritik,
after knowing that you are infected , we have immediately asked all other employees to work from home, therefore you can come to office and start working. your leave request is rejected.5 -
Dear designer, if you're generating assets please make sure you're naming them right. And oh, get rid of that .DS_Store thing please.10
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DEAR FRONTEND CLIENTS
STOP ASKING ME TO DO THE GEOMETRICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
YOU PASSED FIRST GRADE YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW SHAPES WORK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH18 -
Dear recruiter.. When calling me, better know what fucking city I live in before wasting my time..2
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German auto correct in Apple Mail.
Instead of writing a customer this:
"Dear xxx, I finished your paginator."
I wrote and send this:
"Dear xxx, I finished your pakistani."
He wondered but took it with humor :)2 -
Dear Client,
Being a complete and utter asshole does not make your website get developed any faster, so you can kindly fug off.1 -
Dear javascript, if your array is treated like an arraylist THEN CALL IT A FUCKING ARRAYLIST
Sincerely, a java developer20 -
Dear weird stackoverflow,
What SQL knowledge do I need to hack devRant and get an avatar on here ?18 -
Dear Windows users: instead of upgrade to Windows 10, why don't you downgrade to Dos? It appears to have less issues.7
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Left my laptop at work... :/ how can I sleep knowing my dear laptop is alone and cold.. feeling sad :(1
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Dear Americans, happy Thanksgiving. Don't clog your toilets.
From Paris, with constipated developer rage.1 -
Dear Santa, please bring me a compiler that generates compile errors instead of runtime bugs. Thanks.10
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Dear, google chrome browser. Please stop taking up so much RAM. You are a browser not a game. Worst browser ever.13
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Dear fellow frontend devs: either name your classes like-this or like_this, but don't mix the two, because I will punch you.10
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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy biiirthday dear meee-eee, happy birthday to me! 🥳🎁🍰🎈5
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Dear dfox amd trogus,
I need a DevRant lunchbox. Please. Just, put it in your merch store. It would complete my life.10 -
Dear React Component,
Everyone else is fine.
Why is it when someone decides to enter some input in you, you freak out?
-N00bPancakes
Dear N00bPancakes,
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Dear web developers, whenever there is more than ONE LINE OF TEXT make sure the line-height is 1.4em.10
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Dear JavaScript devs,
Can you please stop with using new Framework(); everywhere?
Sincerely,
A PHP dev11 -
Dear HR, please, stop creating online meetings with no real intention. Only to "have fun" and get together.3
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Dear arbitrary online video tutorial. It is pronounced "et-cetera" and not "ek-cetera"... While we're at it, it's not pronounced "dekstop" either. 😒1
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Dear boss,
I'm calling in sick today - this fucking thing has the bright idea to update the firmware on its own.
Regards,
@C0D4
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Dear boss, client :
We, the developers, have family. Respect our time by knowing what you want us to build beforehand.3 -
1) Read the wiki on git. I probably have enough shorthands and test methods that you won't need much other shit to debug issues.
2) when debugging, remember that if it is there, there's a good reason why I put it there.
3) commented-out code is probably useful for maintenance. I left it there for a good reason. 😛
4) chances are whatever I wrote, was the state of the art at the time I wrote it. There might be better ways to do it now tho.
5) I always work modular. First, understand the structure. (probably also documented on wiki) DO NOT fuck up the structure. If you change it, you document it.
6) If you feel I wrote shit, it's probably because management annoyed the living shit out of me. Pun intended.
7) Your confusion is normal. I don't do dumb shit.4 -
Dear Client,
Mentioning "Dear Friend" in email won't make your bug as top priority.
Seriously,
Developer4 -
Having a job helps a lot when you've just had a really bad breakup. The work distracts you from the shit you're going through for at least 10 hours everyday. But the weekends become really depressing.3
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Thank you, dear 3rd party vendor replying to my ticket to my work email and sending me my new password IN FUCKING PLAINTEXT!
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Dear God please if you help me fix this merge conflict, I'll be a better person.....please
......please 😭8 -
Dear every second JS dev:
Thank you for making this library!
Fuck you for making it only for node.js!2 -
I absolutely love the dev community but one thing I just can't stand is the snobbery that permeates it. I don't understand why some devs expect non devs to know or understand the intricacies of computer programming or even computers in general when it's really not their job to do so.
"Ahhhhh!! How DARE this non dev PEASANT ask me about hacking Facebook accounts!! Does he NOT understand the basics of DNS spoofing and social engineering!!1!!1! bahh"2 -
By accidentally telling his computer to delete everything in his servers, hosting provider Marco Marsala has, according to tech "experts", removed all trace of his company and the websites that he looks after for his customers.
http://n.mynews.ly/!QB.Dtj65 via @NewsRepublicUK2 -
Dear Dark Side #2
Open company projects on all screens
Open your hobby project bottom left screen
Code without guilt
Update company backlog3 -
Dear colleagues. Please use your brain. Don't ask me the same things over and over again. It's really annoying... 😡2
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Dear my school app developer,
.
I'd like to say FUCK YOU! update your app before asking money from me.
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Dear Client,
If you have any suggestions, please send them to spam@companyname.com to make sure they get treated properly.
Sincerely,
CompanyName Ltd. -
Dear CSS,
although you can make even the ugliest mess look beautiful, I despise you more everytime we have to cross paths.
Yours truly,1 -
Dear godot editor, i know i havent closed the (, you dont have to remind me 3 microseconds after i typed it4
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Dear Java library developers. The javadoc is not an excuse to not write documentation.
Signed,
a very annoyed golang developer -
Dear Dark Side #1
Reformat code in all files
Push changes with commit message "Major changes."
Log 2 hours -
Dear hex.pm website, please fire the developer who programmed this email and employ me. I grantee you I am better than this asshole.
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Dear udemy, please chill. I am glad you found me, but I am not looking for a every-single-youtube-video type of relationship.
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Dear Users
USERNAME@example.com and username@example.com means same thing. What the fuck is wrong with you?3 -
Am I the only one who is still using Windows 7 for non geeky stuff?!
Fuck your updates, dear Microsoft. Fuck them.9 -
Dear last dev, thanks 4 leaving little 2 no //comments as u possibly could. 😑😣😢😠
Please //comment ur code!!1 -
Epic comment:
1+2+3+4+....infinity = -1/12
SRC: Numberphile
Dear god, id like to file a bug report(see attached video)6 -
Dear Apple, your asshole is what's innovative because all you produce anymore is expensive excrement.1
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!Rant
Dear fellow front end developer, why?, just why would you use "!important" on every property value inside your @media query?2 -
Dear metaphor-diary!
Being a "WordPress-Developer" is like calling yourself a toy manufacturer while selling "individually glued" lego models.2 -
Dear, ionic
WebView is the worst idea ever.
make it native, bitch.
Look at React Native, they're doing it.3 -
Boss hired a freelancer to work on a new reporting dashboard. Freelancer also built a backed. Boss wants me to work on fixing that backend. I check out the DB first only to find plaintext passwords. I threw up a little.2
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"I'm sorry my dear new client but i was having a deep conversation with my rubber duck, I'll be right there with you"
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Dear Python,
Seriously fuck your horrible compression APIs. What if I want to make a normal stream a tarball stream?
- Me2 -
Dear Docker Support,
You suck.
--
regards,
User with unanswered ticket for a month (and not the first time)3 -
if((fabs(a - 0.0) > 0.00001) ||
(fabs(b - 0.0) > 0.00001) ||
(fabs(c - 0.0) > 0.00001))
What have you seen dear traveller? What have you seen?2 -
If you suspect that you know me "in real
life" {
please raise your hand &&
don't share the answer with the rest -
of the class (🤫);
} else {
enjoy the suspense 🌻💅🔪;
}
Tara3 -
Witch one you prefer?
MacBook Air i5 8gb ram
Or
Surface Pro 4 m3 4gb ram with pen and type cover
For student23 -
Dear customer: I appreciate you want to call and chat in 20 minutes, but an agenda and meeting *REQUEST* would be nice.
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Every time I hear footsteps in the office comming my way after a commit: "Oh dear god, what did I break?!"2
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Dear DevRanter's,
Anyone is going to be participate in the Space Apps Challenge 2018?
Its going to be my first Hackathon :)2 -
Erm, instead of trying to guess my gender, just put “Dear <first name>” and leave it at that. It’s actually quite insulting
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What if a programmer was invited to the dear moon project? What would he make?
Probably a new JS framework or a new programming language? :P
That spacex event was one of the most inspiring event I have seen in a long while. I can't believe it is happening. That Q&A was very interesting and I like how Elon Musk talks, he tries really good to put things in layman terms.
And looks like Elon Musk is also going to space with Yazuka.
If I get a chance to go in lunar trip, I would be happy even if things go wrong and I have to die in space.1 -
Ah, the conundrum when a recruiter emails with a genuinely well-matched and reasonable sounding opportunity (which I often look into), but starts with:
Dear {firstname},
...which of course I aim never to reply to, for the same reason I wouldn't expect them to read a covering letter that said "dear {company}".3 -
Dear Instagram api, why do you need to review my app/client for displaying public posts by people? I mean people public-ed them.3
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Oh dear Amber Rudd has encyrption in her sights again. And still doesn't seem to understand what it is.
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I hate when I am being a asshole to person for their stupidity and they reply like thank you dear.1
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Dear Manjaro,
Retroarch as the primary emulator frontend?
What the fuck?
Not Emulationstation, not literally anything else?! 😐
- Sincerely, Disappointed. -
Dear devs,
could you introduce categories for the collabs as through the ++ thing they are going to explode 😅1 -
Once again spent a day MacGyvering together all the missing pieces of the app for tomorrows presentation deadline. This time the code base is 95% good code and 5% of dirty hacks which are essential for the rest to function properly.
One day I'll enough time to finish a development cycle on time. One day... -
My old school made a youtube channel called:
*SCHOOL NAME* Tech Tips.
With half of the teachers talking about computers. The Teachers are 60/70.3 -
Mail 1
"Dear client, due to aspects of licensing and billing in this case it is best if you license this image directly. Please let me know if that is fine with you and get in touch with the image agency to receive your license."
Mail 2
"Dear client, the image agency is waiting for your feedback in order to proceed with billing."
Mail 3
(Client)
"I thought this had been taken care of already?!"
Mail 4
"Dear Client,
No it has not, since we have been waiting for your action and you had not yet responded to this mail." -
I think the notification about downloading pictures from devRant is useless. It isn't something amazing at 2017.2
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Dear new web developers: is all downhill, uphill, downhill, uphill, smooth sailing, downhill, lava pit, uphill, uphill from here
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