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A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...
Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝16 -
We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.
I love working in IT.5 -
Me: I love you
Girl: I've a boyfriend
Me: sudo I love you
Girl: I love you too!
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Just an imagination 😢29 -
I just woke up, the sun is out...
Crap I must missed my alarm!
Wait is only 6am....
I love summer? Except for the heat
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Honestly: I love my job. Every day. I get paid to do what I love to do. And when I get home after sometimes 11 hours of work, I turn on my notebook to do exactly what I did at work - just as a relaxation method.5
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I really love it when people just downvote your question on stackoverflow without any explanation, it helps a lot to fix my problem thx 👌8
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Just upgraded my Pi status display from an CharLCD finally to an OLED display. Love the possibilities.
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My class just got cancelled because the professor's PC decided now's the perfect time to update!
Gotta love windows sometimes :D6 -
I just love going through the code review gauntlet doing maintenance work, don’t you?
(“boyscout rule” = “leave it better than you found it”)
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Meanwhile at HTC:
Dev: Just gonna tweak this function to make our keyboard faster!
Dev: ha! Done, users will love this update
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Friend: I just love the adrenaline rush caused by bungee jumping
Me: I just love the adrenaline rush caused by deploying untested code to production server on a Friday night5 -
Just wanna say I fucking LOVE..
... Linux
... Open source
... GPL & MIT License
... SO
.., devRant
... more stuff
... TDDR (Too Dunk, Don’t Remember)
Most of us are complaining / ranting way more often about development and technology than we do appreciate it..
Just look at our great and unique community..
Im often angry but right now I remember how great the dev community is and I love it:)4 -
No Rant, just wanted to say devRant is something I have been looking for in a long time, Love it !3
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Computer fixer, software cracker, smartphone optimizer, and a hacker just because I use terminal.
At least they love me.3 -
I just love when someone writes variables in Polish/German/Russian/Chinese/Esperanto/Klingon or any other language that is not an English33
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Kind of rant.
Why doesn't the cat sit on the keyboard?
At least my two cats just love that place. Perhaps a feature request?
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Finally got rid of all those cables, just one usb-type-c-cable to plug in my whole office. Love it!
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My food-loving other half just said this to me:
Her: "I love you more than pie"
Me: "Aww, that's nice"
Her: "I love you 4.173692 out of 10"
Me: "..."5 -
Just bought a subscription for JetBrains.
Trying CLion debugger...
THIS SH*T IS AMAZING
Me: I love you, I love you, I love you
Computer:
Me: 😍😍😍
Computer:
Me: (Hugs computer)10 -
Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.4
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I hate coffee. But because I'm a developer, people just assume I love it and don't offer me an alternative.6
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Yay😊
The company I'm working at (as student developer) just told me that they would love to hire me full-time, when I'm done!
Love working here, so totally gonna take them up on that 😊14 -
I am so in LOVE with IntelliJ. I used to use Eclipse before, just switched to intelliJ last week and I am falling in love with this IDE a little more every day!!!!!16
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Just web designer things 😂
Share your experiences with such designs in comments. Would love to hear a few
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The dilemma of having a job that I love but a salary that just breaks even with living expenses and student loans.2
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Going to love this new features. Hope it's any stable and will give other options instead of just Ubuntu.
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My graduation cap. Just got my degree in CS. As I shook the hand of the Dean of the college, he said "love the cap"
:D
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Don't you just love it when eclipse gives you these wonderfully informative error messages? Couldn't you at least say something?
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Gotta love moments when you find legacy code like this :)
P.S. Yeah, that was the whole script, written by just one guy.
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Just installed Vim a minute ago. I already want these key bindings for the entire OS 😅. I think I'm gonna love this one 🤗7
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Watching Limitless on Netflix and I just love the "hacker" code animation loops with multiple terminals open going on in the background xD
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Thank god there are no Community Moderators on devRant... I just fucking have StackOverflow/Quora, they just don't let a newbie rise on those platforms... I love this place though.6
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Does anyone else love their job? I never thought I would say this but I love Mondays and the work I do in general. I just wish I had more hours in the day.13
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Don't you just love it when something works in your development environment, your staging environment and then randomly breaks on production? :^)6
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I love this Google's Colab feature, when I saw it, I just laughed for no reason!
A button to the answer :)
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Audacity repository being on fire for the new privacy policy is something I just can't stop watching ... I love it.12
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Don't you just love it when you have to debug someones years old project, who left ages ago and you see
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Just wrote an article about how to code this with CSS. I'm new to writing stuff. Would love to hear what you guys think
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!rant !dev
Some devRanters here live in Ireland? Got to say I just tried Guinness for the first time and I love it!6 -
Gotta love it when you've just hit your pace with a project and then the requirements change...
Three times in a row...3 -
Just wondering why most of you here hate php. I have multiple live projects using the Laravel framework, runs great and I love it!13
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Always love seeing massive companies fail in simple trivial things like these. Just tells me they don't have proper QA.
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Just started reading this. Great for learning some History and I just love the style it's written in. One can really feel how it was written by real admins. So much cynicism
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Refreshing devRant on a Friday night... I should feel lame but I think I just love devs (and ranting)
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Is it just me, or is the rants longing for stickers and balls (sounds vaguely euphemistic) becoming just a bit too common?
I love some good stickers as much as the next guy, but wouldn't it be more fun to have them for something more, well, rant-y?
But by all means, keep ranting about what you think about, I love all of it.3 -
I just love ultra high priority tickets that have been in the backlog for literal years.
So logical.
So amazing.
So 🤡-like.
Happy Friday!4 -
I love refactoring :) just finished going through implementing accrued knowledge from the last 6 months into all my client side code and just doing that opened all kinds of doors for new features and niceties.1
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I love, love, LOVE Unity Engine!!!
Great tutorials, good documentation, helpful community, easy to understand interface...
It's all just... so beautiful.
I swear to god that I'm not shilling for them, I'm just so happy that, as a generally lazy SOB, I've been working for about 10+ hours now in one sitting, and I'm still not bored or frustrated that I don't get something.
God bless you Unity, I might actually make something outta myself...maybe...someday.8 -
I just love languages and functions that support using a negative int to access array from the end! Awesome.5
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Although the screen is blurry, that just Windows doing what it does best... BSOD, you gotta love movie theater bluescreens.
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Just discovered Insomnia Designer, I freaking love it and it's git integration. This is exactly what we developers needed for years 🥳10
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God I just love to waste my time with cities skylines. I've been playing the game for about 40 hours in the last week 😂1
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Call me crazy all you want, but I love my tangled mess of cords
Yeah yeah, I know, I know, wouldn't I just love a cordless setup and workspace ...
NO
Bluetooth devices are at best unreliable and at worst don't even work with Linux
I want to just be able to plug my shit in and work, not wait for everything to sync and hope I don't have connectivity issues
Call it living in the past all you want, I don't care. I love my cords
Fuck you and your bluetooth shit2 -
I was so mad at work today that I started singing to "Icona Pop - I love it" during lunch but altered the lyrics to match how I felt... Just sing along when your day is as bad as mine:
"I crashed my project into a wall, I watched, I let it burn" ... "I don't care, I love it"
"I threw this shit into a file and pushed it up to GIT" ... "I don't care, I love it"
"I got this feeling on the summer day when I'm gone" ... "I don't care, I love it" -
just love when everyone in the organization is moving to Linux, even older people who are more "technology cumbersome"1
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I love the irony that the devrant stress ball my co-worker just received is the beginning of my stress.... bounce bounce bounce AHHHH!2
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!rant
I love the first weeks after a job change. It's just like falling in love, everything seems to be perfect until you take off the pink glasses.
Have to wait until I'm assigned a burning project to have a full picture.
Actually I am in a burning project. Deadline in 2 weeks. Doing Bugfixes which do not require in-depth project knowledge, and... It's fine. All a matter of perspective. I also think that project based work suits me more than usual 15y old legacy enterprise shit. And I'm able to switch. From embedded C++ over hardware dev to fullstack .NET (I consider myself as a full-fullstack dev, able to do everything from hardware to frontend).
Topics such as IOT, medical, device engineering, machine learning. Wow.
It's my first company having >50 employees and multiple offices in multiple countries. I used to jump every 2 years from one shitty garage company to another.
Wish me good luck ✌️2 -
just discovered mailcatcher. love it! <3
can iterate over e-mail template in local environment now
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I’m just in love with Docker.
My enterprise finally accept to give it a try.
NB : We have tons and tons of VM for nothing.4 -
You know that feeling when you realise that you forgot to change database in the dev environment ...
Just love backups sometimes. :)2 -
!rant
This is my first post. I just want to say that you guys are awesome!!! I love all the rants that I understand. I can relate to that even though I just started my career as a software engineer few months ago.
Keep posting awesome rants!
Love you all !! 😊7 -
I love the simplicity of jQuery and Angular 1.0 - you just include the JS files and off you go. No additional dependencies or messing around.4
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I fell in love with CodeIgniter...
It's just a so simple but powerful and feature-rich PHP-Framework.
I like prefer CodeIgniter over Laravel!15 -
Gotta love those moments when you expand your code and the legacy part magically works just fine. Congrats, past me, for writing a stable core.1
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I don't know why people love taking pictures of their monitor screens, use a decent screenshot tool or just your inbuilt utility tool FFS -_-6
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just gotta love changes that involve a major database redesign to properly implement weeks before it's supposed to go live
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Confession of the day:
- I uninstalled all dark themes from Visual Studio, I just love the light theme!5 -
I just wish I could make my living by doing stuff that I love and not by doing stuff that other people have to do to make a living so they can do what they love.2
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Merry fucking new year.
I hope you find love in 2018. I see a lot of you wanting to find a significant other. Just know that out there are so many others that want the same. Just be ready to not only want love, but give it. Also, make sure your significant other also gives and is not like many just wanting to be loved.
And stay away from CSS. That shit's shitty shit.9 -
Apparently, drake made a song called "Kiki do you love me".
No. Just no.
Too bad it was you and not MF Doom.8 -
Just a small discussion topic, if you could look through the source code ad have full access to 1 project/application/game/moon base forever, what would you choose and why?
For me, I would love to go through the source code for the game Hyper Light Drifter, would love to see some of the inner workings and just learn new methods of doing things.10 -
Shit, I missed that I got a thousand ++!
But thank you all so much, I love this community. This is just so amazing.4 -
When not coding I love writing scifi so I can explore technologies I'm too impatient to wait on. Would love any and all thoughts on my recent piece (can just read intro if you want): https://inkshares.com/books/...
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You know what I just love? That co-worker who constantly cracks his knuckles. I wonder what sound it would make if someone made his fingers bend just a little more.1
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Do you guys listen to lo-fi when programming? I love it. If you don't what do you listen to? (I'm just curious)16
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I love working as one-man army in multiple projects. Just love.
I got sick, stayed in bed for a week and now, after getting back to work, everything went to shit. And there's no one but me to fix the whole mess.
Yay.1 -
Maybe I've spent too much time around marketers or maybe it's just my OCD... but for the love of God people, when referencing the app we all use and love can we not at least use the proper case?
It's devRant. Not DevRant. 😑5 -
I've fallen in love with (unit) testing, it just saved my ass from deploying a broken version of my library because of a missing '!'3
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I just love it when the management/project office make decisions regarding code language and frameworks and such... just ignore the devs with actual experience...4
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I have just been put on PIP
Check this earlier rant for full story—
https://devrant.com/rants/5730507/...4 -
Love the craic of running a performance test that takes 30 minutes a time just to test one or two lines worth of changes 🙃4
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Well... I was in a room, my computer was in a room. I was bored, so I just browsed around wikipedia. Then, baaam, suddenly i was at the page for programming. I read about and i was in love. It was love at first sight.
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Just a safety pin:
If you ever, ever find my real name and go through my rants, then you should know
no pun intended
I love my job
I love my workplace
and above all2 -
Auto-discovery licensing servers are the best invention since sliced bread.
Whenever a product company provides them I just automatically love their product for it. -
Just arrived love from NY and know London loves you back.
David and Tim, thanks for making devRant happen... this is awesome.
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I want to love and support pons for providing a good dictionary for free, but the api is literally worse than just scraping the website...
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I just love when a client sends me a picture of text, then complains when the price of the project goes up. Time is money.
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I love the job hunt, just thinking about ending my life everyday now. Maybe I'm just a bad programmer - or just completely dumb.
Anyone have any advice on getting front end developer jobs?4 -
I just started learning java cause i have to because of uni, and i heavily used JS before , but somehow i really love the statically typed syntax and it brings so much clarity about what everything is doing.
Also love how object oriented everything is5 -
I just love it when the debugger integration into the IDE breaks for no good reason.
I also love that the github issue about it was closed for inactivity. Because problems magically disappear if no one screams "same issue here" for long enough.
Fuck you too19 -
I just discovered electronjs and absolutely love it, even found that my fav ide vscode is build using electron on nodejs.12
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I just love getting asked about tasks that I had no idea that even existed because no one told me.1
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Git... I just love it!
Oh, and Guake Terminal on Ubuntu :)
And Sublime Text...
Why? Because they get out of your way and just help you get stuff done...safely.
PS: also Trello :)5 -
Easily machine learning. A lot of stuff thst was bevore thought to be impossible or just plain was to hard suddenly gets reachable. My fav example is the dota ai. Just love it
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I JUST got my stickers!! Thank you so much @dfox and Tim!! Absolutely love it!! Cant wait to get 100 or even 1000 ++s!
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The training courses I am currently writing for work. I just love learning stuff, and sharing that knowledge. It's a lot of work though.
It's actually really strange. I am a real introvert, and hate every human, but I love to stand in front of a dozen people and train them...3 -
You know what I !love about summer?
My loneliness seems to just fucking FLY away.
More bugs in my house than in Windows ME3 -
Programming just makes me want to eat tasty food. You taste so good but make me look more like Jabba than Han. Fucking love/hate food.
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Has anyone heard of the crystal programming language?I just found out about it today and I think I'm in love 😍2
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Just saw new rick and morty episode solo awesome spoilers in this not rantish post but the post apocalypse episode is siccckkk I love it
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I just learned the existence of Laravel. It made my life 1000 times better. I will just abandon the normal PHP coding workflow, I will juet use Laravel now. I love it.5
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Don't you just love when you try to recycle code you wrote 2 years ago just to find that the modules you used haven't been updated and your code has gone to shit ;)3
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!rant
Just ran a terraform configuration to set up my infrastructure on digital ocean
My god i'm in love3 -
I just love it when there is a power outage just after we all go home for the weekend. Coming back to dead servers is the best!
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I think I've just fallen in love with 1Password
Locally synchronized vault, command line integration AND the desktop app is written in Rust?
Hooo boy11 -
Love when code doesn't work so you take a break, come back and clear it and retype exactly what you just had and it works.
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I just finished a pretty detailed post about my love hate relationship with Docker and Container Orchestration:
https://penguindreams.org/blog/...
I cover a lot. Has anyone else encountered the same issues? What are some seriously pain points you think I missed? -
Coding
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I started just for a time pass. Then slowly
liked that.. Now I love it...
I think...... I'm addicted🙃 -
As somebody who is used to Ubuntu (I just love the simplicity of just running an apt-get to download packages), should I switch to Arch?
Please only give factual reasons, not just "yes, cus it's arch"6 -
Just received latest edition of #Lootcrate geek stuff for my collection. Damn I love fallout thingies😊😊😊stuffing my office with all this memorabilia))
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Why I love to code?
1. The only thing I feel like I have control over (thanks to control loops XD).
2. Feeling like god when my code works.
3. I just love it, no reason needed, just pure love for it.1 -
Damn. I just broke my ergonomic keyboard. I love learning Flutter, but it's layout system sometimes causes an unbounded rage constraint error in my brain.1
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! rant
Just installed Atom to try out. Has a decent package ecosystem. Just found vim-mode-plus. Do you believe in love at first sight? 😉1 -
I just love when I correct 20 little bugs, and always with that "Ah!! Of course!" feeling, before finding the little ';'...
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love debian-mate.
used debian-mate for almost two years without update/upgrade and its still stable .
I just can't trust any other Linux distributions4 -
When you love react you gotta hate angular and when love angular you have to hate react. It can't be a 2 sided love. It's just what I feel.4
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I am going through a really demotivated phase right now...
Don't get me wrong, I love what I do but I just can't seem to set the intention I need. I know it's just a phase and the love and drive will come back but right now, I just feel I'm going through the motions...2 -
Can't believe I am actually falling more and more in love with spacemacs.. it just keeps delivering2
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!Rant
I just LOVE working with GraphQL now
Last time I was so in love with a techno, it was introduction of LinQ in net2 -
i just broke up with my boyfriend cuz i like someone else but now that he is rly gone i just now realize i really do love him11
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Just installed Firefox Klar on my Android and really love it. Any suggestions about cool privacy apps?9
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Code == business ideology. That's why corporations love obfuscated OOP; it's just like their power structures.1
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Every devs love to put stickers on their laptops usually lots of. Do they earn those by some events or just purchase it?15
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Love the UI update. But I think the top bar would look much better at the bottom. It's easier to press as well.
Just sayin...8 -
Don't you just love the mystery bugs in the development environment. The ones that just appear without any reason like software updates etc. and are usually fixed by just sitting and waiting. It's like spending the whole work day with a crappy magician!2
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As much as I love Linux, it just sucks to use its GUI for development.
Maybe I'm just using the wrong distro, anyone knows something better than Ubuntu for Web dev?13 -
Don't you just love it when you waste half of your day chasing a bug and a turns out to be a typo... gotta love the typos!
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That moment when you are scrolling DevRant and your wife just doesn't shut the f up and your are raging inside but you love her and are as calm as Dalai Lama on the outside.
Yes love, of course (Just let me read !!! wtf!!!) 😂😂😂😂3 -
Don't know why but I just love laptop keyboard. Not specific to what type of keyboard, just the fact it is a keyboard on my laptop... No wonder my neck pain is getting worse everyday :(
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Just bought a pixel XL 2 yesterday, upgrade from Nexus 6p. Love this new phone. The internet hype over the screen was so inaccurate!
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I love marking as repost, to a point where sometimes I just go through rants looking for reposts to mark xD4
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