Q:Why is this book so long?
A:Its mostly white spaces

This should be the cable management standard it would take so long but keep it tidy.

So after a long day of CSS’ng for building a new form layout, I walk out of work and see this 😨

I swear the universe is cruel at times.

So HR invited us to a mandatory hour long talk on why rest and relaxation is important for work efficiency.

On a Saturday.

You can’t make this shit up.

"What took you so long to do it? It looks simple."

"It looks simple because I spent time making it simple."

*sigh*

Ssh'd into raspberry pi:

$ sudo ip link set dev wlan0 down

*waits 5 minutes for response*

Oh.. Oh yeah..

"Why is this taking so long?"

"Unforeseen complications"

"Why didn't you factor that in while estimating?"

"Because thats impossible, by definition."

I've always made this joke, but it happened for real.

There was a existing bug in our machine for a very long time. So long that the validation engineer now treats it as a feature and they raised a issue when the bug was fixed :/

I do push-ups and sit-ups whilst running long running CPU-intensive jobs so that I can feel the burn along with my CPU.

Client: "Why is this taking so long. I could do this."
Me:

Got my new phone a few weeks ago, it rocks a 11000 mAh battery.

Was sceptical as for how long it'd last anyways so charged it last Sunday to see how long it will last with my usage (few hours of devRanting, loads of signalling and quite some firefoxing plus Spotify a lot):

At 40 percent now 😯

My estimations before devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one day, tops.

My estimations after devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one week, tops.

Thanks @dfox for making me so productive.

Her "it's just a Web portal how long can it take"

Me "it's a completely custom content management system. It will take time."

Her "well how long then?"

Me "a good six/seven weeks. With a lot of overtime."

Her "oh don't be so dramatic, just use WordPress."

Just had a massive clear out of useless tabs i had open. its been so long since I've seen blank space in my tab bar :')

Fucking fuck, I have been coding for so long yet I still make this mistake:

I wrote:
if (stateRunning = 1)
instead of:
if (stateRunning == 1)

how i spend so long on this as a child i dont know, but i wouldn't change it for the world, damn this brings back memories.

So the other day my mother told me that her laptop does not start. Then we found out that she holds the "power" button so long that the laptop turned off again after a few seconds after the boot was initiated.

!rant
I quit my job today for a better one! It was my first job after graduation, been there for 2.5 years so it's a big step for me.
Wish me luck on my new job! :-)

my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.

I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS

!rant
So, it finally arrived 🤓
Been waiting for so long to get my hands on one of these! Finally I can start messing around with it 😄

Best experience: Downloading devRant
Worst experience: Being on devRant for so long it's making my productivity go down. 😑

Happiness is after waiting for so long and finally buying this 👇

When your PM starts coding to understand why it takes so long to align a button :P

So today I bought the firsts lego boxes for my eldest son and gave him his first long-term addiction...
Feels SO FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!

So they are going to make me wait for how long my mobile number is!!

Okay, qualified for being my next rant! 😁

So;dfjkhijasdfkjq;sdfhjkl;asdf

I copy a line from one spec (to create a user) and paste it in another spec. It works just dandy in the first, and throws MySQL missing column errors in the other.

Fucking what.

This codebase is full of shit like this. Things work in one place but not another, and it’s never obvious why. Tens of thousands of gotchas and quirks. The only way I can get an answer to things like these is to either beg my boss for an explanation, which I’m sure he’s long since tired of, or spend a full day (or more) wading through several rabbit holes filled with raw sewage.

I wasted two hours today trying to get a simple fucking factory to work. And you know what? I just gave up and used the existing admin user. Yeah it’s a bad idea, but it’s fucking good enough.

They can yell if they want.
I have no cares left.

Setting up my new second hand thinkpad with Linux Mint KDE.

I just chose for harddisk encryption.

My password is so freaking long and complicated and I didn't write it down so let's start learning this fucker out of my head 😅

So we have this long term contractor that EVERY FUCKING TIME says MySQL meaning SQL Server... Like wtf dude? Shut the fuck up...

Guy walks into a bar with an 18-digit number tattooed on his forehead.

Barman says, "So. Why the long long face?"

was finding bug on server all day long until I look at the client side code ._. I'm so stupid

So after a long long time of analysis and debugging I found the error.

I was a long time just a silent reader but finally registered me.
So get ready for some hate, mothertruckers 🤙

Ok so I switched to Linux not so long ago and after using vim some time i did :wq in notepad 😂😂

Long time lurker. First time poster. Just wanted to say hi!

Half my workday is being spent on devRant so thought might as well join in on the fun!

Keep up the goodwork!

The moment you go to a site, and the scroll bar is so small you think the article is so long...But it's actually the comment section ...

Wow! Gradle!! I waited for you so long.

So today I saw this guy:

long size = long.MaxValue;
//method that may or may not set
//size

int[] array = new int[size];

Apparently we are processing blu-ray movies in place in memory.

Boss: how long would it take you to make an app with this tool you have never seen before?
Me: idk, I've never used that.
Boss: OK so how long?
Me:.. Uh.. 3 weeks?
Boss: you got 2 weeks. Start tomorrow.
Me:... OK then..
Inner me: why does he even ask?
...Fml

A long and stressful week is over, and I missed my train back home, so I went to read a microhistory (beer).

Enjoy your weekend devs and ranters!

So my wife decided to study webdevelopment. As long as it is not Wordpress or any other CMS - I am happy!

Anyone work with other developers who take 3 times as long as you to do things, spend all day talking, get nothing done, so you have to pick up the slack? Fucking annoying.

!rant
We just offered two other women jobs at where I work....
Half the department is going to be female!!
:)
.... Shoot how do you talk to girls again it's been so long

I just read devRant while on the shitter for so long my legs went dead. Now I can't walk properly hahaha...

Added a mysql-dump file by misstake in a git commit ....

250MB explains why it took so long to push it to the gitlab server ...

So my friend has started the long path to becoming a web developer

always double check your rm -rf command...

long ago, young me was setting up a server. last thing was to remove a temp folder i created. instead of rm -rf /path/to/dir, i typed rm -rf / path/to/dir...
"this should not take so long...wait... shit"

Why has it taken me so long to start watching Silicon Valley it is so funny

I explained to my girlfriend why my showers are so long.

When you're stuck on a bug for so long and you drown in the quicksand of depression and start to question the meaning of life and the universe..

Legit can't remember. I've been driven by anxiety of deadlines for so long (and also, had no real vacation) that I only can work if a deadline is approaching fast.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So apparently this is how you get kids to learn coding.

Graphics after pretty nice but coding by dragging commands takes too long...

So long in isolation, longer away from devRant.
Feels good to be back!

#include "somefile.c"

My teacher: "Including a .c file instead a .h header is a mortal sin."

This was long ago, so I believe gcc has already forgiven me.

Duckduckgo is AWESOME :)
So happy I moved on from Chrome & Google (just searching for now, its a long process)

!rant

Omfg, after webdeving for so long, I recently started to learn python and image manipulation.

I'm in love.

What have I done lol

So, among the ridiculously long list of password requirements, password is not case sensitive BUT it has to contain uppercase and lowercase letters?

Here's wishing DevRant had an offline mode so I can read through rants on a long flight.

Why does visual studio take so long to uninstall? Is it because they want to give me time to hit that cancel button?

Okay, fuck it. I'm going to buy $20 worth of every penny crypto currency until one of them explodes making me a millionaire

This is big brain time

So my manager comes to me and says the developer A said he wrote a code that you can re use why is it taking so long to complete, just copy and paste. As if it's just copy and paste😡

Woke up from my sleep last night because the solution for a long running bug hit me. In a hurry I ran to my work-desk not too far from the bed and flipped open my laptop so hard I broke the screen.

I’ve sent the laptop for repair but my night was so long I didn’t want to get off because previously I only had one problem but then it doubled.

so now i have to explain to customers how long a 30 day trial is...

do you guys know maybe, just maybe... HOW LONG A 30 DAY TRIAL IS?!?!?

Yay!

(This text is needed, because my message needs to be between the 6 and 5000 characters long. In other words, "Yay!" is not long enough. So I'm typing a shitload of text to be sure I have enough characters in my message. Now I will stop typing, because I dont want to reach the 5000 character limit.)

"Your password is too long or too short."

Uhmm yea... well is it so hard to check if it's either too long or too short and just to say both?

Hey @dfox can we have a moving ++ -- button or a button at the end of a post, so i can like(or not) a long post after i read it?

Who's still waiting for Nougat?

Dreading the long queue at immigration line at the airport, i saw this ad. Reminded me so much of our avatars , i had to post

I'm glad I handed in my notice. So long, client-database-update.xlsx. I will never again have to suffer your absurd inconsistencies

How long should I watch the senior engineer get frustrated that the emulator hardware isn't working before I tell him it isn't plugged in? It's only been 45 minutes so far... 😂

Been using Vim for a long time, so long that I type :wq at the end of every text I write
:wq

Started learning python couple of days back.

My feelings right now

How the fuck I miss this language for so long time?

When you're stuck on the same error for so long, you try so many different things and by the time you get it to work, it feels like you've made so much progress. But once you take a step back you realize you really haven't done much.

Well they took so long to push so I shipped anyway

So I was logging into google today and my password is very long so I often make mistakes while typing it so I went to inspect element to change input type to text so that I can check the password and I see that Firefox is storing my password already as plain text. Wtf Firefox???

I have got so much of free time that this Quarantine has got me thinking What Should I Name my Class?

How Long do You take to name your class?

I forgot this app existed, it’s been so long!

Thanks to my new job, now i have the time enought to meditate.

The planning meetings are so long and so usefull.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Have been using my laptop and phone with flux on constant settings 24/7 for so long now, the pure white contrast hurts my eyes.

When team members want to discuss an issue for so long that if you spent a quarter of the time working, you would have completed the task.

There it is!! First date fuckup due to the 'happy new year' thingy..
I am surprised it took me so long! xD

I have been using Linux based system from so long but last week I was building outlook add-on using Visual studio. It was a nightmare to work on visual studio(Or any IDE in Windows) after working for a long time on Linux/UNIX based systems. So much of mouse clicks, worst console experience, etc. Windows is definitely not for developers.

"Isn't the search feature I want just an input field and a button? Does it take so long to implement?"
-from a boss to my colleague. I told him to quit.

Visual Studio - How da fuck can a IDE take so long to load? Like shit man, the time VS loads I have a days work on Xcode already.

"Nice, you added a loqding animation, but why does that content take so long to load?"

Because the animation is the content 😂😂😂

If software engineering interviews weren't so shitty I would have jumped ship from this company a long time ago.

Ive been sitting on toilet for so long that my legs are numb and i cant feel them

Just realized, we can double tap on any post here...and it will be added as ++. Like we do in instagram.

How I didn't knew about this from so long.😅

I promised i'd be home at 18:00
We discovered a bug at 17:30
We need to have an output for tomorrow
The process takes so many hours so we need to fix this bug before leaving so it can run all night long.
It's 19:06

Wife is gonna get mad...

!rant Stood outside talking to my next door neighbor (who I hadn’t met yet) for over an hour yesterday.

In the middle of the day.

In Texas.

Not in shade.

When I lack the ability to tan.

It’s been so long since I was stupid enough to be outside for that long that I forgot just how much sunburns suck.

#regrets

I LOVE the new update guys! Great work! Been wanting this for so long 😍

I've been working late nights for so long that falling asleep when it's still dark is an achievement for me. So is waking up when it's still morning.

The moment a support tells you they won't fix the bug, because it had existed for so long that it's a feature now.

My biggest regret:
To have waited so long to really start doing what I've always loved...
Now I'm 29 and back to internship :P

So apparently Package Manager Console adds 6 hours to the boot time of Visual Studio...

I was wondering why it took so long to start up.

Did you know chrome on Android has a dark theme????

**gasps**

Why didn't anybody tell me that? I missed out for so long!... Actually how long has this even been out?

Either way, good discovery!

Stares idly at computer screen for 30 mins, while Hybris is initializing.

Me: Aight might as well break for lunch since this is taking so long.

Hybris init finishes.

Fuck.

Your variable's name so long the IDE gave up auto completing it.

Russ: "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing"
Marty: "If that long."
Russ: "Yeah, so be careful what you get good at."

-True Detective season 1

Love the writing in season 1. Very raw and to the point.

I am so lazy that I hate doing html comments because i think they are to long.

So I finished all my tasks for the sprint (3-weeks long) in the first 2 days.
Shit that happens when senior team members underestimate your abilities...

So you remember the old, not so good days, when your app worked in all the browsers besides stupid Internet Explorer?

So I through those days were long gone, and today ticket that functionality doesn't work in Edge.

Good part of the story? Ticket number is 666.

well it's now 24 hours I didn't touch my PC.. not touching keyboard for this long.. it feels so empty..

I used a code snippet from SO today for the first time in a long time...This feel...I do not like

That was the first time an image didn't contain the searched for term, so I never read the text "press skip [...]" and really tired me, tried to find a bridge for too long

Just drove to the store to buy a 40 foot long Ethernet cord so I could directly connect my computer to the router because Visual Studio is taking too long to download...

When you spend so long ranting that the broken chocolate in your pocket melts, you take it out, and it fuses together in one piece...

Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:

while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}

wow, to think i joined devRant 3 years ago when i was fourteen

that was so long ago i used to think the phrase "calm your titties" was funny

I had a rant that was x > 4000 characters... but my phone needed to restart... So here's a rant that is 123 characters long

Anyone else here typed a really long post about some fuck up, only to delete it because it's not worth it to get so upset?

Okay. So I have a long weekend though starting tomorrow and can't mountain trek this weekend.

What to do?

a. Spam easiest freelance jobs
b. Chill
c. What's your bet?

The latest Ubuntu 17.10 patch let's VMware run out of the box!

Woo!!!!
Finnaly time to migrate! :-D

I just don't understand. why is it so fast to destroy the arrangement. and took it so long to clean it up

This Visual Studio update is taking so long, I'm considering reactivating Facebook.. :/

There's something special about writing your first "Hello world!" in a new language, no matter how long you've been programming :)

So hello rust, let's see what the fuzz is all about...

It’s been so long since I’ve worked on anything cool 😭

“Begin your onboarding and assimilation program.” Are new employees joining a company or the Borg? I guess it’s ok so long as the next line doesn’t say “Resistance is futile.”

Horse therapist. So I can ask the question with all sincerity, "Why the long face?"

!rant

I know it's not that impressive in the dev world, but I'm finally making six figures (the lowest six figure value possible but STILL) and I can't really brag to my friends about dollar amounts so HURRAH. Accepted the offer yesterday, and I'm quite pleased about it.

Annoyed that it took so long (I'm 29), but I did have a two year long career break for a family medical issue/travel/quarter life crisis, so so it goes.

So note to self, when creating random IDs, maybe generating 1,000 digit long IDs constantly is the source of that massive ram spike and subsequent crash...

Not so long ago, I used to talk to Devs for advice.
And now people are asking me for advice in their paths.
FeelsGood

Anyone has had similar experiences?

Ahhhh, devRant, the last holy place where you can carelessly read without being flushed with fucking foodball news.
Only the tech thingies I like so much, all year long. Devrant, I love you!

Finally a little productive today. Built a LEMP stack web server for my personal stuff later on. I've been using apache for so long but feels great to switch to nginx.

I'm doing a tiny project in c++ to teach myself, its infuriating. Forgot the pass-by-reference ampersand and spent a full hour trying to figure out why the program took so long...

My area of focus is switching between so many areas of focus without actually having the time to do so. Why is a day only 24 hours long :(

It took so long, so much pain and annoyance towards my laptop

Took me 5 tries
But I got it

When you been coding so long you don't realise it's already daybreak.....

Time logging in multiple applications that takes so long you have to log that time too!

Anyone have experience taking SSRIs? What's the first week or so like, did it help long term, and any withdrawal issues?

I can not believe it took me so long to discover Cmder. I finally have a tabbed console on Windows.

I'm so bored converting a table from HTML to some weird ReactJS framework...
I've been postponing it for so long!
Front-end stuff is not for me... 😕

Today i discovered i3wm.
How could I miss this masterpiece so long.

Apparently people hate meetings and I never really got why but we had a 5 hour long meeting on monday so .. i get it ..

Eu article 13/17/...

Can anyone post a link to summarized explanation what these are? I'm on mobile so long texts won't do

tia

I just worked on server stuff for so long I feel like I can speak bash and nginx config better than english

the best part about development is that all code looks the same to most people - including devs

so long work assignments and hello command-line digdug

When you're programming teacher manages to make the lessons so boring and long winded that every student with the slightest interest in programming loses it 😰

The feel when you just finish coding for so long time.

So fcking great

Only if my laptop didn't broke before I press save

You know you have been working so much, that you have not visited devRant for a long time

Hey guys, i joined a new company a week ago. In the offer letter they mentioned the working hours from 9:30pm to 6:30pm but today an HR told me to be online till 7:30pm. I refused. Guys i really cant sit for so long in front of the computer. 9:30 to 6:30 is a good time, but i cant sit for more than that. Also after 6:30 i meet my friends everyday. I dont know what to say to them the next time they ask me to sit for so long. If they want employees to sit for so long then why dont they mention it on offer letter?

So. Me and Henry had a long night he is just like my best friend... i love that he doesnt question my decisions😂😂😂😂

So I think I'm gonna give vscode another chance. I've heard so many good things about it, maybe I just didnt use it long enough. Let's see how well it works in arch xD

Day 1 of migrating the entire companies infrastructure to GCE...

Thought It wouldn't be too difficult migrating the db until I found out the 480 triggers and 42 stored procedures are a no go.

I mean I know they right and the db layer should be about storage only - I even remember thinking "This is a bad idea" when I wrote most of them but fuuuck it's going to take weeks to refactor this. :'(

We're hiring contract developers at my office. Just leafing though someone's CV before an interview and noticed it was 10 pages long! That's been a record so far but to be honest so many have been 4-6 pages long. What happened to keeping things succinct and relevant!?

I haven't killed a process in a long time so I typed, "man kill".

Why do I feel so triggered right now?

Just like compiling code that takes so long, but without errors. They sent these awesome stickers even I live in Indonesia, Thank you. @devRantApp

Dear everyone,
Stop turning off the monitors. That doesn't sign you out or turn off the computer, it just makes the next person wonder what's taking so long.

Anyone find themselves trying to Ctrl Z life after a long coding session? It feels so possible!

Joined @devrant wow! This is the shit I was looking for so long time.

Cant believe how I lived without vim for so long.

Erm not sure if this qualifies. Not so long ago I was tackled with having to read a device memory at a very high address in 32-bit linux process (kernel is 64). The 32-bit mmap is unfortunately limited to range of protected mode PAE so it just wouldnt reach that high. So! I wrote my own syscall in assembly that would switch to long mode first so I could use long registers and then I got my page and switched back :)
In retrospective not a big deal, but it made me really happy for the rest of the day when I saw that address in pmap :)

Hi. Im new to programmings on computer. Im learning css programming its so difficult. How long do i need to learn css programming so i move onto html programming ?

It's been so long since I used git I accidentally nuked my commit and only copy of client code during a revert.

How the fuck does anyone mess up that badly? 😅

Soooo....
I just found out that the devRant WebApp has a fucking dark theme...
After using the light theme for so god damn long...
Can I have my healthy eyes back?

Apple anmiates views so nicely 😉
They have this error for so long now and it irritates me every time...

I can't believe I've missed out on Firefox Focus for so long. I'm a Chromium guy, but Focus beats rounds on Chrome mobile in terms of speed and browsing experience.

!rant

Dual booted Linux Mint and Windows from an SSD for the first time.

The speed....incredible!

Why did I take so long to do this for myself?!

I finally had a reason to setup an atjob on a server. Been looking for a reason to use it for so long. Today was finally the day!

Good feeling 😊

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

New to databases - How is it that Oracle has been around for so long, yet have terrible documentation? Their support forums consists of condescending developers who never actually answer the questions and the forums’ format is just so bad.

I love it when I’m right, I just hate it that it takes you so freaking long to figure it out.

Been in the zone for a while..emm a long while...a pretty long while.

Need human interaction. So, umm Hiiii !!!

I was shitting for so long that my legs became numb. These companies and rejections have filled me up so much with bullshit that i cant shit enough of it out of my asshole quickly enough

As part of my engineering apprenticeship, I was sent to work on a train depot. One day, a mentor of mine called me over and said "Kid - can you go and see Mr so & so and ask him for a long weight?"

I, without thinking about it - went all the way across the depot found the gent and asked him for a long weight. He looked at me, a little bemused - and asked me if I knew what the weight looked like. I said no. He continued to inquire about this weight - it went on for a few minutes until I realised my stupidity. There is no such thing as a long weight - only a long wait.

Needless to say my mentor had a huge laugh together with his mates at my foolishness.

Sometimes things really are quite simple.

Building from source takes so long.

Bored.

Love the craic of running a performance test that takes 30 minutes a time just to test one or two lines worth of changes 🙃

Scanner scanner = new Scanner(...);

Which is fine until you're in a corporation where the (many) classes are so detailed that each one is 30 chars long...

"what's taking you so long to fix this bug? It's just code" said a manager!

anyone else ever focused so hard/long that they peeled an orange(mandarin) to eat, then forgot to eat it so long that it was crispy?

i mean like literally the thin skin remaining was actually crispy... this is me taking a break to remember last times i ate/etc... and hopefully not have more crispy oranges... though tbh wasnt bad

Oh my god my iMac has been decompressing that bloody Xcode_8_beta.xip file for over 45 minutes, why the fuck it taking so long?

Finally figured out why my team’s lab project was taking so long to compile. Named imports of material-ui icons. Lesson learned!

I had a long weekend so am installing Arch from scratch! Super fun but hard to get wifi working...

So finally selected..
Long waiting and fighting for the fucking development field ;)
So new journey is started now..
Enjoyed this duration.
Going to work on web services.
Feeling happy ;)

devRant Stickers--Better late than never!! Sorry it took so long was waiting on a case

Web site has taken so long to build due to content delays. When the site is in partial preview- the managers involved forget the direction we were taking content and tear it apart again- demanding new content.

Square one never felt so familiar.

It took long enough for google to do something so basic.

So currently if you have provided mic or camera access to one of the apps, then it can also access those features while running in background..

how do you guys deal with the assache after sitting for so long ?! X(

Got an openai invite.

Funny thing it has been so long since I requested it, I no longer remember what I was gonna build.

I know some people who are better qualified and wanted access haven't been able to get access yet.

So, any suggestions?

I'd say everything PS Vita related. From the emulator, Vita3K, to all the work by TheFl0w. I have followed the scene for so long now that I'm just neck deep in it.

"Everyone gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. " - Gertrude Stein

Want to ask on how you guys overcame your burnout from coding, i think its been so long since i really got into coding like i used to before.

I started building a voxel engine with openGL and Clojure during December, so my goal is to make a game out of it. Long way to go but seems fun.

So, I've had my final interview that was 1.5 hours long and I don't know how it really was lol

Hey ranters so have been doing this long course video tutorial on Node, and sometimes i just get bored cause some videos are very long. Does anyone have any tips on how to deal with this cause i want to learn as much as possible

The new Unity 2018. God damn i wanted so long to rewrite that fucking renderpipeline

FUCK YOU EA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRAPPY SELLOUT GAMES. HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD AT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR SO LONG.

Wow, why did it take me so long to find this place... I feel like I'm in angstyheaven... Ah home.

That time when you've been working in Linux for so long that when it comes time that you have to do mandatory work in Windows it feels like a drag U_U

I’ve left a bad job a month or so ago.

Now I have less long story rants about the constant bullshit.

You win some you lose some I guess

Finally my devRant stickers have arrived, after 3 long months!! Thank you so muc devRant

- So, how it's it going with the last requirement.
- TL;DD.

Too Long; Didn't Develop.

After having struggled with trying to set up a server for my static files, I finally gave in and signed up for AWS S3. Why did I wait so long?

!rant
So my exams were going from a long time which kept me back from programming. And I started working on something today again, can't believe I love programming so much.

Ooook so I follow a lot of dev pages and a few hunting pages. But I haven’t been hunting in years.

I deadass thought somebody was trying to fucking advertise a course on Microsoft’s long dead Foxpro language!

I say long dead, two people at my work still work on it regularly 😬

I've only just discovered the C comma operator. I don't know how I completely missed it for so long.