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So after a long day of CSS’ng for building a new form layout, I walk out of work and see this 😨
I swear the universe is cruel at times.9 -
So HR invited us to a mandatory hour long talk on why rest and relaxation is important for work efficiency.
On a Saturday.
You can’t make this shit up.15 -
"What took you so long to do it? It looks simple."
"It looks simple because I spent time making it simple."10 -
*sigh*
Ssh'd into raspberry pi:
$ sudo ip link set dev wlan0 down
*waits 5 minutes for response*
Oh.. Oh yeah..15 -
I've always made this joke, but it happened for real.
There was a existing bug in our machine for a very long time. So long that the validation engineer now treats it as a feature and they raised a issue when the bug was fixed :/7 -
"Why is this taking so long?"
"Unforeseen complications"
"Why didn't you factor that in while estimating?"
"Because thats impossible, by definition."7 -
I do push-ups and sit-ups whilst running long running CPU-intensive jobs so that I can feel the burn along with my CPU.5
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Got my new phone a few weeks ago, it rocks a 11000 mAh battery.
Was sceptical as for how long it'd last anyways so charged it last Sunday to see how long it will last with my usage (few hours of devRanting, loads of signalling and quite some firefoxing plus Spotify a lot):
At 40 percent now 😯35 -
My estimations before devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one day, tops.
My estimations after devRant:
PM: how long will it take to implement this?
Me: one week, tops.
Thanks @dfox for making me so productive.3 -
Her "it's just a Web portal how long can it take"
Me "it's a completely custom content management system. It will take time."
Her "well how long then?"
Me "a good six/seven weeks. With a lot of overtime."
Her "oh don't be so dramatic, just use WordPress."9 -
Just had a massive clear out of useless tabs i had open. its been so long since I've seen blank space in my tab bar :')9
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how i spend so long on this as a child i dont know, but i wouldn't change it for the world, damn this brings back memories.4
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Fucking fuck, I have been coding for so long yet I still make this mistake:
I wrote:
if (stateRunning = 1)
instead of:
if (stateRunning == 1)21 -
So the other day my mother told me that her laptop does not start. Then we found out that she holds the "power" button so long that the laptop turned off again after a few seconds after the boot was initiated.3
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!rant
I quit my job today for a better one! It was my first job after graduation, been there for 2.5 years so it's a big step for me.
Wish me luck on my new job! :-)5 -
my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.
I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS12 -
!rant
So, it finally arrived 🤓
Been waiting for so long to get my hands on one of these! Finally I can start messing around with it 😄23 -
Best experience: Downloading devRant
Worst experience: Being on devRant for so long it's making my productivity go down. 😑2 -
So today I bought the firsts lego boxes for my eldest son and gave him his first long-term addiction...
Feels SO FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!4 -
So they are going to make me wait for how long my mobile number is!!
Okay, qualified for being my next rant! 😁7 -
So;dfjkhijasdfkjq;sdfhjkl;asdf
I copy a line from one spec (to create a user) and paste it in another spec. It works just dandy in the first, and throws MySQL missing column errors in the other.
Fucking what.
This codebase is full of shit like this. Things work in one place but not another, and it’s never obvious why. Tens of thousands of gotchas and quirks. The only way I can get an answer to things like these is to either beg my boss for an explanation, which I’m sure he’s long since tired of, or spend a full day (or more) wading through several rabbit holes filled with raw sewage.
I wasted two hours today trying to get a simple fucking factory to work. And you know what? I just gave up and used the existing admin user. Yeah it’s a bad idea, but it’s fucking good enough.
They can yell if they want.
I have no cares left.rant non-deterministic this train went off the rails long ago so done so tired trainwreck idc puffing billy15 -
Setting up my new second hand thinkpad with Linux Mint KDE.
I just chose for harddisk encryption.
My password is so freaking long and complicated and I didn't write it down so let's start learning this fucker out of my head 😅12 -
So we have this long term contractor that EVERY FUCKING TIME says MySQL meaning SQL Server... Like wtf dude? Shut the fuck up...5
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Guy walks into a bar with an 18-digit number tattooed on his forehead.
Barman says, "So. Why the long long face?"3 -
I was a long time just a silent reader but finally registered me.
So get ready for some hate, mothertruckers 🤙15 -
The moment you go to a site, and the scroll bar is so small you think the article is so long...But it's actually the comment section ...3
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It's always so uplifting to see this post on SO. With _that_ accepted answer. After so long... :D
http://stackoverflow.com/a/1801327/... -
So today I saw this guy:
long size = long.MaxValue;
//method that may or may not set
//size
int[] array = new int[size];
Apparently we are processing blu-ray movies in place in memory.7 -
Boss: how long would it take you to make an app with this tool you have never seen before?
Me: idk, I've never used that.
Boss: OK so how long?
Me:.. Uh.. 3 weeks?
Boss: you got 2 weeks. Start tomorrow.
Me:... OK then..
Inner me: why does he even ask?
...Fml6 -
So my wife decided to study webdevelopment. As long as it is not Wordpress or any other CMS - I am happy!4
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A long and stressful week is over, and I missed my train back home, so I went to read a microhistory (beer).
Enjoy your weekend devs and ranters!6 -
So youtube-dl has finally been reinstated. Took them long enough, but I guess that means that GitHub's statements weren't just words. Nice!
https://github.com/ytdl-org/...4 -
!rant
We just offered two other women jobs at where I work....
Half the department is going to be female!!
:)
.... Shoot how do you talk to girls again it's been so long7 -
Added a mysql-dump file by misstake in a git commit ....
250MB explains why it took so long to push it to the gitlab server ... -
Anyone work with other developers who take 3 times as long as you to do things, spend all day talking, get nothing done, so you have to pick up the slack? Fucking annoying.2
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I just read devRant while on the shitter for so long my legs went dead. Now I can't walk properly hahaha...4
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always double check your rm -rf command...
long ago, young me was setting up a server. last thing was to remove a temp folder i created. instead of rm -rf /path/to/dir, i typed rm -rf / path/to/dir...
"this should not take so long...wait... shit"7 -
When you're stuck on a bug for so long and you drown in the quicksand of depression and start to question the meaning of life and the universe..6
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#include "somefile.c"
My teacher: "Including a .c file instead a .h header is a mortal sin."
This was long ago, so I believe gcc has already forgiven me.2 -
Duckduckgo is AWESOME :)
So happy I moved on from Chrome & Google (just searching for now, its a long process)6 -
So apparently this is how you get kids to learn coding.
Graphics after pretty nice but coding by dragging commands takes too long...16 -
Legit can't remember. I've been driven by anxiety of deadlines for so long (and also, had no real vacation) that I only can work if a deadline is approaching fast.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯1 -
Why does visual studio take so long to uninstall? Is it because they want to give me time to hit that cancel button?7
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So, among the ridiculously long list of password requirements, password is not case sensitive BUT it has to contain uppercase and lowercase letters?14
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!rant
Omfg, after webdeving for so long, I recently started to learn python and image manipulation.
I'm in love.
What have I done lol2 -
Okay, fuck it. I'm going to buy $20 worth of every penny crypto currency until one of them explodes making me a millionaire
This is big brain time9 -
Woke up from my sleep last night because the solution for a long running bug hit me. In a hurry I ran to my work-desk not too far from the bed and flipped open my laptop so hard I broke the screen.
I’ve sent the laptop for repair but my night was so long I didn’t want to get off because previously I only had one problem but then it doubled.2 -
So my manager comes to me and says the developer A said he wrote a code that you can re use why is it taking so long to complete, just copy and paste. As if it's just copy and paste😡1
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Dreading the long queue at immigration line at the airport, i saw this ad. Reminded me so much of our avatars , i had to post7
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"Your password is too long or too short."
Uhmm yea... well is it so hard to check if it's either too long or too short and just to say both?3 -
so now i have to explain to customers how long a 30 day trial is...
do you guys know maybe, just maybe... HOW LONG A 30 DAY TRIAL IS?!?!?10 -
I'm glad I handed in my notice. So long, client-database-update.xlsx. I will never again have to suffer your absurd inconsistencies1
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Hey @dfox can we have a moving ++ -- button or a button at the end of a post, so i can like(or not) a long post after i read it?3
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Yay!
(This text is needed, because my message needs to be between the 6 and 5000 characters long. In other words, "Yay!" is not long enough. So I'm typing a shitload of text to be sure I have enough characters in my message. Now I will stop typing, because I dont want to reach the 5000 character limit.)11 -
When you're stuck on the same error for so long, you try so many different things and by the time you get it to work, it feels like you've made so much progress. But once you take a step back you realize you really haven't done much.4
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How long should I watch the senior engineer get frustrated that the emulator hardware isn't working before I tell him it isn't plugged in? It's only been 45 minutes so far... 😂1
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Started learning python couple of days back.
My feelings right now
How the fuck I miss this language for so long time?11 -
I have got so much of free time that this Quarantine has got me thinking What Should I Name my Class?
How Long do You take to name your class?8 -
So I was logging into google today and my password is very long so I often make mistakes while typing it so I went to inspect element to change input type to text so that I can check the password and I see that Firefox is storing my password already as plain text. Wtf Firefox???6
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Thanks to my new job, now i have the time enought to meditate.
The planning meetings are so long and so usefull. -
I have been using Linux based system from so long but last week I was building outlook add-on using Visual studio. It was a nightmare to work on visual studio(Or any IDE in Windows) after working for a long time on Linux/UNIX based systems. So much of mouse clicks, worst console experience, etc. Windows is definitely not for developers.11
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There it is!! First date fuckup due to the 'happy new year' thingy..
I am surprised it took me so long! xD14 -
When team members want to discuss an issue for so long that if you spent a quarter of the time working, you would have completed the task.
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Have been using my laptop and phone with flux on constant settings 24/7 for so long now, the pure white contrast hurts my eyes.4
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"Isn't the search feature I want just an input field and a button? Does it take so long to implement?"
-from a boss to my colleague. I told him to quit.3 -
!rant Stood outside talking to my next door neighbor (who I hadn’t met yet) for over an hour yesterday.
In the middle of the day.
In Texas.
Not in shade.
When I lack the ability to tan.
It’s been so long since I was stupid enough to be outside for that long that I forgot just how much sunburns suck.
#regrets18 -
Just realized, we can double tap on any post here...and it will be added as ++. Like we do in instagram.
How I didn't knew about this from so long.😅1 -
"Nice, you added a loqding animation, but why does that content take so long to load?"
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I promised i'd be home at 18:00
We discovered a bug at 17:30
We need to have an output for tomorrow
The process takes so many hours so we need to fix this bug before leaving so it can run all night long.
It's 19:06
Wife is gonna get mad...3 -
Visual Studio - How da fuck can a IDE take so long to load? Like shit man, the time VS loads I have a days work on Xcode already.7
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If software engineering interviews weren't so shitty I would have jumped ship from this company a long time ago.2
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The moment a support tells you they won't fix the bug, because it had existed for so long that it's a feature now.1
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I've been working late nights for so long that falling asleep when it's still dark is an achievement for me. So is waking up when it's still morning.1
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Stares idly at computer screen for 30 mins, while Hybris is initializing.
Me: Aight might as well break for lunch since this is taking so long.
Hybris init finishes.
Fuck. -
So apparently Package Manager Console adds 6 hours to the boot time of Visual Studio...
I was wondering why it took so long to start up. -
Did you know chrome on Android has a dark theme????
**gasps**
Why didn't anybody tell me that? I missed out for so long!... Actually how long has this even been out?
Either way, good discovery!18 -
My biggest regret:
To have waited so long to really start doing what I've always loved...
Now I'm 29 and back to internship :P4 -
Russ: "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing"
Marty: "If that long."
Russ: "Yeah, so be careful what you get good at."
-True Detective season 1
Love the writing in season 1. Very raw and to the point.1 -
When you spend so long ranting that the broken chocolate in your pocket melts, you take it out, and it fuses together in one piece...4
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Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:
while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}7 -
That was the first time an image didn't contain the searched for term, so I never read the text "press skip [...]" and really tired me, tried to find a bridge for too long2
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So you remember the old, not so good days, when your app worked in all the browsers besides stupid Internet Explorer?
So I through those days were long gone, and today ticket that functionality doesn't work in Edge.
Good part of the story? Ticket number is 666.2 -
Just drove to the store to buy a 40 foot long Ethernet cord so I could directly connect my computer to the router because Visual Studio is taking too long to download...4
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well it's now 24 hours I didn't touch my PC.. not touching keyboard for this long.. it feels so empty..1
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wow, to think i joined devRant 3 years ago when i was fourteen
that was so long ago i used to think the phrase "calm your titties" was funny8 -
I had a rant that was x > 4000 characters... but my phone needed to restart... So here's a rant that is 123 characters long
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Anyone else here typed a really long post about some fuck up, only to delete it because it's not worth it to get so upset?1
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Okay. So I have a long weekend though starting tomorrow and can't mountain trek this weekend.
What to do?
a. Spam easiest freelance jobs
b. Chill
c. What's your bet?11 -
The latest Ubuntu 17.10 patch let's VMware run out of the box!
Woo!!!!
Finnaly time to migrate! :-D7 -
I just don't understand. why is it so fast to destroy the arrangement. and took it so long to clean it up5
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!rant
I know it's not that impressive in the dev world, but I'm finally making six figures (the lowest six figure value possible but STILL) and I can't really brag to my friends about dollar amounts so HURRAH. Accepted the offer yesterday, and I'm quite pleased about it.
Annoyed that it took so long (I'm 29), but I did have a two year long career break for a family medical issue/travel/quarter life crisis, so so it goes.10 -
There's something special about writing your first "Hello world!" in a new language, no matter how long you've been programming :)
So hello rust, let's see what the fuzz is all about...4 -
So note to self, when creating random IDs, maybe generating 1,000 digit long IDs constantly is the source of that massive ram spike and subsequent crash...3
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“Begin your onboarding and assimilation program.” Are new employees joining a company or the Borg? I guess it’s ok so long as the next line doesn’t say “Resistance is futile.”
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Not so long ago, I used to talk to Devs for advice.
And now people are asking me for advice in their paths.
FeelsGood
Anyone has had similar experiences?1 -
Finally a little productive today. Built a LEMP stack web server for my personal stuff later on. I've been using apache for so long but feels great to switch to nginx.10
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Ahhhh, devRant, the last holy place where you can carelessly read without being flushed with fucking foodball news.
Only the tech thingies I like so much, all year long. Devrant, I love you!1 -
My area of focus is switching between so many areas of focus without actually having the time to do so. Why is a day only 24 hours long :(1
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the best part about development is that all code looks the same to most people - including devs
so long work assignments and hello command-line digdug1 -
I can not believe it took me so long to discover Cmder. I finally have a tabbed console on Windows.2
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When you're programming teacher manages to make the lessons so boring and long winded that every student with the slightest interest in programming loses it 😰3
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Apparently people hate meetings and I never really got why but we had a 5 hour long meeting on monday so .. i get it ..2
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Eu article 13/17/...
Can anyone post a link to summarized explanation what these are? I'm on mobile so long texts won't do
tia39 -
I'm so bored converting a table from HTML to some weird ReactJS framework...
I've been postponing it for so long!
Front-end stuff is not for me... 😕5 -
I just worked on server stuff for so long I feel like I can speak bash and nginx config better than english1
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Anyone have experience taking SSRIs? What's the first week or so like, did it help long term, and any withdrawal issues?14
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The feel when you just finish coding for so long time.
So fcking great
Only if my laptop didn't broke before I press save4 -
I can't believe I've missed out on Firefox Focus for so long. I'm a Chromium guy, but Focus beats rounds on Chrome mobile in terms of speed and browsing experience.2
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We're hiring contract developers at my office. Just leafing though someone's CV before an interview and noticed it was 10 pages long! That's been a record so far but to be honest so many have been 4-6 pages long. What happened to keeping things succinct and relevant!?10
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Day 1 of migrating the entire companies infrastructure to GCE...
Thought It wouldn't be too difficult migrating the db until I found out the 480 triggers and 42 stored procedures are a no go.
I mean I know they right and the db layer should be about storage only - I even remember thinking "This is a bad idea" when I wrote most of them but fuuuck it's going to take weeks to refactor this. :'( -
So I think I'm gonna give vscode another chance. I've heard so many good things about it, maybe I just didnt use it long enough. Let's see how well it works in arch xD2
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I haven't killed a process in a long time so I typed, "man kill".
Why do I feel so triggered right now?3 -
Just like compiling code that takes so long, but without errors. They sent these awesome stickers even I live in Indonesia, Thank you. @devRantApp3
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Apple anmiates views so nicely 😉
They have this error for so long now and it irritates me every time...1 -
Soooo....
I just found out that the devRant WebApp has a fucking dark theme...
After using the light theme for so god damn long...
Can I have my healthy eyes back?1 -
Hey guys, i joined a new company a week ago. In the offer letter they mentioned the working hours from 9:30pm to 6:30pm but today an HR told me to be online till 7:30pm. I refused. Guys i really cant sit for so long in front of the computer. 9:30 to 6:30 is a good time, but i cant sit for more than that. Also after 6:30 i meet my friends everyday. I dont know what to say to them the next time they ask me to sit for so long. If they want employees to sit for so long then why dont they mention it on offer letter?8
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The document.getElementbyId function . It is so long.
Aldo this probably poes not count but the export function does not accespt whitespace before and after the = sign
So instead of
export PATH = "$PATH:/foo/bar/baz"
You need to write
export PATH="$PATH:/foo/bar/baz"8 -
Boss asks why I’m taking so long.
I answer with because everyone is asking about this every 10 minutes and my colleagues can’t help because theyre overloaded themselves. I can’t concentrate but I’m finished almost anyway.
Boss asks to take a look. He says this is not right.
Boss takes his spin on it all. Code is now doing what it wants.
Boss asks why im taking so long.1 -
Hi. Im new to programmings on computer. Im learning css programming its so difficult. How long do i need to learn css programming so i move onto html programming ?12
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It's been so long since I used git I accidentally nuked my commit and only copy of client code during a revert.
How the fuck does anyone mess up that badly? 😅8 -
So. Me and Henry had a long night he is just like my best friend... i love that he doesnt question my decisions😂😂😂😂2
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Erm not sure if this qualifies. Not so long ago I was tackled with having to read a device memory at a very high address in 32-bit linux process (kernel is 64). The 32-bit mmap is unfortunately limited to range of protected mode PAE so it just wouldnt reach that high. So! I wrote my own syscall in assembly that would switch to long mode first so I could use long registers and then I got my page and switched back :)
In retrospective not a big deal, but it made me really happy for the rest of the day when I saw that address in pmap :)1 -
Dear everyone,
Stop turning off the monitors. That doesn't sign you out or turn off the computer, it just makes the next person wonder what's taking so long.1 -
I finally had a reason to setup an atjob on a server. Been looking for a reason to use it for so long. Today was finally the day!
Good feeling 😊2 -
Love the craic of running a performance test that takes 30 minutes a time just to test one or two lines worth of changes 🙃4
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I was shitting for so long that my legs became numb. These companies and rejections have filled me up so much with bullshit that i cant shit enough of it out of my asshole quickly enough8
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Finally figured out why my team’s lab project was taking so long to compile. Named imports of material-ui icons. Lesson learned!2
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Scanner scanner = new Scanner(...);
Which is fine until you're in a corporation where the (many) classes are so detailed that each one is 30 chars long...5 -
Oh my god my iMac has been decompressing that bloody Xcode_8_beta.xip file for over 45 minutes, why the fuck it taking so long?2
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Been in the zone for a while..emm a long while...a pretty long while.
Need human interaction. So, umm Hiiii !!!2 -
As part of my engineering apprenticeship, I was sent to work on a train depot. One day, a mentor of mine called me over and said "Kid - can you go and see Mr so & so and ask him for a long weight?"
I, without thinking about it - went all the way across the depot found the gent and asked him for a long weight. He looked at me, a little bemused - and asked me if I knew what the weight looked like. I said no. He continued to inquire about this weight - it went on for a few minutes until I realised my stupidity. There is no such thing as a long weight - only a long wait.
Needless to say my mentor had a huge laugh together with his mates at my foolishness.
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New to databases - How is it that Oracle has been around for so long, yet have terrible documentation? Their support forums consists of condescending developers who never actually answer the questions and the forums’ format is just so bad.10
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!rant
Dual booted Linux Mint and Windows from an SSD for the first time.
The speed....incredible!
Why did I take so long to do this for myself?!5 -
It took long enough for google to do something so basic.
So currently if you have provided mic or camera access to one of the apps, then it can also access those features while running in background..3 -
"Everyone gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. " - Gertrude Stein1
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anyone else ever focused so hard/long that they peeled an orange(mandarin) to eat, then forgot to eat it so long that it was crispy?
i mean like literally the thin skin remaining was actually crispy... this is me taking a break to remember last times i ate/etc... and hopefully not have more crispy oranges... though tbh wasnt bad10 -
Want to ask on how you guys overcame your burnout from coding, i think its been so long since i really got into coding like i used to before.13
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So finally selected..
Long waiting and fighting for the fucking development field ;)
So new journey is started now..
Enjoyed this duration.
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FUCK YOU EA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRAPPY SELLOUT GAMES. HOW CAN YOU BE SO BAD AT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR SO LONG.10
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I started building a voxel engine with openGL and Clojure during December, so my goal is to make a game out of it. Long way to go but seems fun.1
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Hey ranters so have been doing this long course video tutorial on Node, and sometimes i just get bored cause some videos are very long. Does anyone have any tips on how to deal with this cause i want to learn as much as possible3
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Web site has taken so long to build due to content delays. When the site is in partial preview- the managers involved forget the direction we were taking content and tear it apart again- demanding new content.
Square one never felt so familiar. -
I had a long weekend so am installing Arch from scratch! Super fun but hard to get wifi working...3
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Got an openai invite.
Funny thing it has been so long since I requested it, I no longer remember what I was gonna build.
I know some people who are better qualified and wanted access haven't been able to get access yet.
So, any suggestions?6 -
I'd say everything PS Vita related. From the emulator, Vita3K, to all the work by TheFl0w. I have followed the scene for so long now that I'm just neck deep in it.4
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So I’ve been programming for a little over a year now. Not too long, but long enough to realize something.
Everyone always talks about imposter syndrome and I don’t understand it. I don’t think I’ve ever felt like an imposter when I code, or that I’m a dumbass and can’t code or something(Well, I have definitely felt like a dumbass when I code but that’s because I am sometimes)
What makes you feel like you have imposters syndrome and how so?6 -
So here I am, slowly recovering from neuroleptic therapy. After a long break of being unable to think at all I started to work on my side project – a website generator. I even found a designer. So this will be my first paid product ever
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That time when you've been working in Linux for so long that when it comes time that you have to do mandatory work in Windows it feels like a drag U_U1
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There are only 15 devrant++ users :(
I remember times where the list contained so many people that it took very long to count the number of devrant++ users16 -
I’ve left a bad job a month or so ago.
Now I have less long story rants about the constant bullshit.
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Just got started with Ethernum programming. God, it feels so good after using JS for a long time. Right now I'm creating my own blockchain chat app to understand the basics.3
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Am I wrong if I say that I'm fed up with working for startups and that I don't want to go back for a long time. Feeling so good now!6
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My version of a rubber ducky
Used to be a minion painted on it, but it's long gone. So I use a whiteboard marker to draw stupid faces on it.1 -
So......
Long working hours increasing deaths from heart disease and stroke: WHO, ILO
https://who.int/news/item/...2 -
After having struggled with trying to set up a server for my static files, I finally gave in and signed up for AWS S3. Why did I wait so long?1
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So...
Just how long would it take to put a simple spa web app on Google play.
Any pitfalls I should watch out for?11 -
Cheeky thanks for the stickers (sorry it took so long to post a pic) @localhost today I managed to grab a desk.1
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After 6 years of android I just rooted my samsung, how could I have missed the glory of root features for so long...2
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!rant
So my exams were going from a long time which kept me back from programming. And I started working on something today again, can't believe I love programming so much. -
Ooook so I follow a lot of dev pages and a few hunting pages. But I haven’t been hunting in years.
I deadass thought somebody was trying to fucking advertise a course on Microsoft’s long dead Foxpro language!
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I've only just discovered the C comma operator. I don't know how I completely missed it for so long.2
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When compiling and starting up your program lasts so long that you forgot what you wanted to test..
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The reason Google page loads are so fast is because their research showed people will use something less frequently if it takes a long time to load.
I'm starting to understand that better now as my email fills up with Pocket, Quora subscription newsletters. Their pages take too long to load on 2G (20KB/s, I'm traveling internationally) -
With the advancements we've seen in technology over the past 20 or so years, how long will it be before we replace ourselves with artificial intelligence?7
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Started using Django today after working with rails for a long time. I like it so much more already.5
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Dear MyISAM,
please die a painful and horrible death already, you living corpse of the times long gone. You're taking way too long.
Thank you,
signed, myself.
((Seriously, MyISAM is so bad, yet so many people still use it because they don't know better))2 -
Some days I look back at the work I had done that day and think to myself, "what the fuck took me so long?".1
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Spend weeks porting everything to Docker and automating deployments so we can be cloud provider agnostic...
Hosting providers all want long term contracts.2 -
A meeting with an external event organizer, who just so happened be a rather attractive woman. I've never had so many superfluous colleagues (all guys) show up and show off.
That meeting went long.1 -
Building. Building C++ takes so damn long. Accidentally checked out a wrong branch? Well there goes 20 mins.
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I would like to take this moment to thank @Jase for FINALLY getting me to +100! I feel like it's taken me so long compared to most other people.7
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!dev
I got myself a french press yesterday.
How the fuck did I live without this thing for so long?10 -
4, for a school project (and I was in school too). I get distracted really quickly, so I never work for too long. This day I must have been really 'in the zone', because 4h is a really long time for me!
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So I moved my full-stack in-progress web application to a docker container to ease development, and it's certainly accomplished that. I can simultaneously run a SQL database, node.js, java, and a Linux server all within my Linux operating system. It's like a mini vm. And when I need to deploy I just deploy it directly with Heroku, no configuring a host manually.
In a way I'm happy with this because it makes both development and deployment much easier, but I'm also sad because I'm basically admitting that I don't have the resources to both learn full-stack and be a linux server wiz.
Has IT gotten so big and complex that you have to compromise how much you can learn at a given time? It seems my limit is at learning 2 languages and 2 frameworks at a time. 😵1 -
Why did I wait so long before ever using Xfce?! By far my favourite desktop environment so far, I love all the customization!1
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TIL
Ctrl-w tot clear the console Line
Can you believe is was always using Ctrl-c to empty my terminal Line when mistyping?
And out of sheer coïncidence of closing all my tabs, is accidentally die this in my terminal window, and then in was like 'wait What?'11 -
After contemplating on it so long, I finally made a blog for code snippets:
https://txstc55.github.io/But-how-d...
Completely written by myself, except, I mean, the vuejs and tailwind css part.
It’s so beautiful
Open to suggestions for code snippets to add!11 -
i wonder if the fact it takes so long to write anything in rust means few people will write anything in rust so things will change at a snail's pace
unlike javascript3 -
!rant
In the past two hours my wife has painted half of our garage.
Visual studio started installing before that. For fuck sake what is taking so long!!!!!!????!!5 -
Long live Ruby on Rails! It's so great once once you actually get what's happening. It's not "too much magic"if you understand what's happening under the hood9
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>how long do you think this migration will take?
>i don't know the database structures are entirely different
>so how long?
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I've been working on the same (stupid) problem for so long that it's easier to feel defeated than to appreciate the progress made. Angular, and development, can be a cruel, quirky mistress.3
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If you develop something with bulk-internet-traffic (caching, backup and so on) buffer that long that OpenVPN can connect without interruption of a download, stream or so...
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That moment when you feel old. In the before time, In the long long ago,,,, explaining Code pages.....Ibm939 vs ibm943 vs 1208. SOSI’s and so on.1
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This is what really grind my gears:
Calculating Size
relating to https://devrant.com/rants/1167125/...4 -
gradle builds are so much more streamlined than maven. it's such a hassle working with long xml files. -_-1
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I've used Java for so long, I switched to Python and I keep doing this
for(i in alist):
print i;
}2 -
Having not touched my cordova/phonegap project for so long, so many updates... removing and adding of plugins... Ohhh the pain! Errors, errors everywhere!1
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I am pursuing master in computer applications, So please give career advice for which language should i master for a long term perspective in this domain??8
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#Suphle Rant 10: boys relax
All things being equal, Suphle will be ready tomorrow. Don't stop dreaming, kids! So long as it's got a realistic, actionable plan to achieve5 -
Just opened devRant in a desktop browser after a very (x5) long time and boy I love the new interface. So much information is available on a single screen.
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When you look at a piece of code for so long to find the error that the code starts to make no sense and you question your own sanity.1
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Omg my mentor is so toxic... Because it took us to long to program an app. He made a "mobile" version himself. Like we have to use a technology we never used before and certain things like login take way to long he says... I bet if he had to create it he would also have to take a long time to... Whatever I don't care, he got his own app. I see it now all as a learning experience...1
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Consistently evaluating myself. Assessing where and what I lack and writing goals to work on. Not being comfortable for so long. Doing interviews help in the skill assessment.
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TIFU by giving an inaccurate shell location when executing "chsh" on my storage server.
So, long story short, I can't SSH into my own damn storage server.1 -
For all those years of using github, did you ever notice the right end?
After how long? Our support dept has been using, Engineering dept we're so surprised.2 -
After using maven for so long, suddenly using ant feels like such a drag.
10 minutes of wait. Can't even do anything productive/destructive in those 10 mins.2 -
Got my stickers today, after so long.
Don't what to make a fuss of it, but it does really gives happiness when they arrive for the first time.
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Here's my opening rant. Websphere Application Server...when restarting your JVM takes so long it should have its own epic on the task board.
#ThingsToDoWhileWASRestarts -
i have been watching some jetpack compose tutorials and trying to create projects with it. Its quite cool and looks very interesting. but wrti8 those modifiers seems like a great wastage of time :/
Also, i have an OCD of writing code in lesser number of lines , as much as possible . so i would rather prefer writing
val x = Modifier.function1().fun2().fun()
than
val x = Modifier
.function1()
.fun2()
.fun()
as long as my code line does not cross the 80 character limit guideline, and as long as it makes sense to not switch to a new line.
but IDE seems adamant on breaking those long modifier lines to weird indented codeblock, so its already getting very noring for me :/2 -
So i started writing a long ass rant and then i got busy followed by getting lazy and i feel the rant has lost its meaning now :/
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Re: Momo the Monster challenges and the sickness and bullying of Internet culture towards vulnerable people in general: That’s enough Internet for the next 600 years. Cue asteroid.13
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Afternoon spend arguing about small cosmetic changes in code-review effectivelly delaying the release. Feel so productive and understand why everything takes us so long. But looking forward to next week so time sunked in code-review will be larger than the development time.3
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Unpopular opinion. IE6 stuck around for so long because it was the best browser in its time. It's horseshit today but only because that generation liked it so much they couldn't bring themselves to leave it.8
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How have I not known about brace completion for vim this long?! I’m so happy yet feel so dumb #LifeOfaDeveloper
http://vim.wikia.com/wiki/...3 -
Sf bulk api:
CurrentPollingInterval = 1000;
While(jobRunning) {
...
CurrentPollingInterval = Math.Max(16000, CurrentPollingInterval *= 2);
}
Max/Min...
Why does this take so long..
I am fucking retarded...1 -
I really wish i can jump and be focussed like alot of the developers i have met. I tend to take long to get focused and long to get out of it. The reason why it was so hard to work with companies and easy to work remotely
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So how is everyone's day going, me?
Well i'm silently screaming because I just finished building a long class only to find out im trying to extend a compact class .-. -
Oh a long day of reproducing a series of summarized videos about not so much my favorite topic but one that is constantly on my mind
Third time at least -
It's been a long time since I visited devRant website. So many changes and the UI feels so good. I preferred web version than the mobile app version now.
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So a new project was assigned to me with Laravel. I don't know abcd of this But have to do within strict deadlines :(
Very much hectic weeks for me... waking up long nights,,,, working on weekends..
Hope so will soon grab on it and will complete task in less time.
Now am thinking does being developer is ok for long term. :( Sometime it really become very very hectic.. And How can I take less stress about the pending tasks.. I mean if something got stuck .. my mind will stay there until I finished/solved that off :(
Any advicess from those are in long run being dev2 -
After using Linux on my laptop for so long getting on my Win10 home setup is like nails on chalkboard
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So for a question on Codeforces, I got the basic logic right, but for one particular test case, the input is a huge number of 250 digits. But the most unsigned long long int can handle is 19 digits. So I used double instead of int, but that makes me lose precision. And I also cannot use the % operator (modulo) which is int only. How do I get around this ?2
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Oh, hi "metaprogramming" (PHP in runtime), long time no see. Which reminds me why I ended up hating Rails & Ruby so much back then.
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When you get work assigned to you. Are you asked for how long it will take you to complete the work or does your manager give you a deadline to complete the work? Note: Manager was a senior developer but now a manager so he states he knows how long it might take and sets deadlines.8
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!rant
I've used JavaEE/jQuery/pure JS for so long, I'm crying out for some side projects using different frameworks/technologies.
What's good?5 -
after seeing this -> https://theverge.com/2018/9/...
I feel so frigging great that i ditched that abysmal piece of $h1t long ago!2 -
My older sister is trying to flirt and its honestly going to make me gag. Asking so many questions knowing moms in the car and said dont take long ..acting purposely childish5
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I am doing some late night developing because I feel excited about my own project after a long slog of refactoring and ground work... and my IDE is getting weird leading to long compilation times :(
Dear World. I am doing my life-chores so please let me get my shit done for once!
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Awww the redhead update lol God I remember so much long enduring wastes of time during which these people were engaged in wrongful and corrupt hiring practices8